The 'King Of Instagram' Got Caught Faking Everything (Dan Bilzerian) 

To be fair, he probably knows deep down women don't like him The fact that he needs to PAY women to spend time with him and take all these photos tells you all you need to know about how much they "like" him

@@almond3066 100% because with his reputation as a hard misogynist, women wouldn't want to "come over" for free. They know he's an asshole and they know he's rich and needs women for his pics so they just go there for the money. Smart from their (women) point.

@@Shadow28TV i would never trust me

@@Shadow28TV you've got to be trolling

Nah man hes the type who thinks he can turn lesbians straight

Ikr??? I can easily tell he has a soft baby face and there's nothing wrong with that but goddamn be is so fake

@@nftmonkey4506 lol right?? Everything about him screams "PLEASE, EVERYONE, PLEASE THINK I'M COOL!! PLEASE!!"

@@nftmonkey4506 exactly women do like baby faces especially when you get older you still look young

@@nftmonkey4506 looks like Keemstar's gnome beard except this guy's somehow even more unlikeable

@@shenone3285 I didn’t think you could go _down_ from Keemstar in any sense yet here we are.

He probably paid her like 5k to look interested in him so probably

She's getting paid to do it so I bet she's alright.

She's furniture now

I mean I'd consider getting paid lots of money to sit around and help some sad, pathetic loser feel like women want him as doing pretty great. Like I'd do it if I could.

@@kevindoran9389 shit man I'd take a job as furniture for 40 hours a week

At least you have a brain and saw through his bullshit. It's mind boggling any breathing human would follow this guy willingly. It reminds me of why I pray for a nuclear blast to atomize me or these guys.

lol you go girl 😂😂 hope you are doing good now

These days every woman says her ex was abusive

@@Dhuxul9 congratulations you found out that a lot of men can be and are abusive. On the contrary abuse has no gender so a lot of people are abusive in general lmao

@@sixrats4560 I’m sorry but men experience abuse at the same rate as women in relationships more than 40% of domestic violence victims are men also majority of domestic violence victims are children and perpetrators are women! I hope you educate yourself on the subject

Ur pfp is the best

I had to pause the video to give myself time to recover.

i wouldn't say png, i'd say he's more of a jpeg

that dude is defo a .apng transparrent and animated poorly

And "he has more spin than a f*cking beyblade"

Sugar daddies.

@@totallynotafanficreader7850 LMAO

What if you pay them with affection?

@@skurtbert Still sugar daddies.

@@totallynotafanficreader7850 what if you pay them in livestock?

Not even the top 100 lol

I think the egg and Kylie Jenner are still the most followed accounts 😂

@@roshnipatel1590 the egg is the most like picture cr7 is the most followed account

Instagram is the most followed on Instagram.

@@daniii947 Instagram isn't a person it's a company u silly kpoop fan.

Yes but -looks like he- *obviously did*

Except gigachad's jawline actually has that shape, this guy just has a decent barber lol

200th like :)

this is the funniest comment to me because it's like. Bro Why Though.

@@emch2vy because he couldn't pay enough for women whith big booba and giant bazoonkas

@@lugoorstar those are the same things

@@mymousebroke8258 whait ass isn't bazookas in horny talk? Man I am sad now

@@lugoorstar butchering the English language

Yes they did

Good good. Glad there's hope lol

Bare minimum

Your parents are immaculate

My thoughts exactly

ugh i felt that

He would unironically say "are u lost babygirl "

@@dreamingofthemoon YES EXACTLY

@@dreamingofthemoon NOOOO 💀💀💀

He has THE look so yep

wait,whatttt? T_T

I dated a girl who later went and hung with him too lol. Embarrassing

@@cam1788 demn T_T dat sucks

I woulda took the money and left

Lol that’s what she did, used it to pay for her college debt

Anyone who is an actual badass with military training doesn't bring it up

Fact 😂🤣

Oh, so the guy with $10k hookers have to hold the elevator for the guy with none? CMON

Straight up lol

‘What if GOB grew a beard?’

It’s just so obvious

And then he was 50 millions in the hole with his company Ignite... there's a pattern here.

Yea

🤣🤣🤣

If he got money illegally and didn't pay it back then why isn't he in prison or something?

😂

Why not a man

FOR WHAT REASON

An actress

i would destroy him in 1 round

@@ivanbardonado His beard is screaming insecurities. There's a glass chin hidden under there.

exactly

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hzhcBSjhoCI.html

@@greenfingernaildirt356 your name makes me feel weird

aye yep !

THE GENIUS IS HERE IN THIS COMMENT YOU JUST GOTTA SCROLL

Thank you for your service :)

Something about how you said that makes me doubt you. Or maybe you are not American.

@@wrongwayup8217 you are right i´m not american

WTF is special military force? Is that where BUD dropouts go?

As long as you’re comfortable saying, out of personal curiosity what country were you SF?

This guy is Jake Paul's final form.

*INFINITE STUPIDITY*

Bruh

lord Smith not all rappers are bad.. :( I like rap songs ;-;

This is like if Jake Paul grew up

Yeah. Like most Jarvis videos, there's a theme he (Jarvis) likes to stick to. That seemed to be the theme this time.

Maybe too badass

@@soprecious5864 irony

Westein 12 am

There are a lot of celebrities like that *cough* Dwayne Johnson *cough*

18:25 - for you, lovely 😊 so it’s easier to find when you come back to the video!

And the rainbow text to hyperfocus on was just *chefs kiss*

ADHD GANG

adhd gang 💪😎 #focusingisharddudehelp

@@urmom-zh6zs big fuckin facts

Bruh

Well considering the government didn't come after him I guess he got away with it.

@@AleksandrStrizhevskiy *L O R D ' S S C H E M E*

Action Jackson L O R D ‘ S S C H E M E

Thought it was paul

Same, I cringed so hard I think I broke something

He's lucky he didnt get shot or arrested

The only reason he isnt dead is bc he's white.

that seems like something you would do and then start thinking about 10 years later while sitting in bed and trying to sleep

Should have arrested him for obstruction and endangerment.

Women dont like personality, keep coping. You either have looks and pull them hoes, or compensate it with money and power.

Spot on!

He probably literally did

Minty Gum nah, he’s never worked a day in his life

That, but times roughly 50 million

USE A HYPHEN.

and what does Dan Bilzerian look like?

@@glanty oof

@@glanty LOL

He be like "I'll pay for the whole meal just come to the restaurant"

Only "Somewhat creepy". Completely creepy.

same, but i also don't have an instagram account so maybe that's why?

I honestly never been into famous people and celebrities in the first place,instead I was into fictional characters. so technically I have an excuse for not hearing about him-

Same

@@theblurryviewfinder same I've always loved stories more than real life. I guess it must be some sort of escapism 😅

@@megkrish7568 exactly baddie,that must be some kind of lovely flu as well 💅💅

I don't get his hype... I was in a nofap group (filled with simps and mgtow freaks alike) and someone shared his qna instagram story... Where he namedrops pills and supplements and says "yeah these 4 bottles they're for sex and stamina these 2 are for health purposes..." dude... I don't even think life would be fun or enjoyable with that impending doom of lawsuits and the company backing off any moment

Uuuuuuuu! 😆

@@saumitjin5526 yeah nofap may have some simps but a lot are just guys that genuinely want to improve their life and find Fapping as detrimental habit.

@@shawnmetzger4518 yeah but these guys weren't serious as I was... I've been following NoFap for 2 years nw highest streak being 62 days but these guys lose in a week... Because of if he shit pages they follow... Like this Dan Bilzerian dude and other female models who post semi nude pics... Which trigger something and they lose... Like I couldn't be in that environment where even tho I gave tips and advices they weren't implementing it... NoFap means to channel ur sexual drive the time you spend on viewing porn and masturbating into something productive... But these guys were mostly chatting nonchalant stuff and putting all energy into nofap than something prodictive... And then feeling that guilt trip after doing so...That's counter productive imo

@@saumitjin5526 lmao mgtow freaks ? Coming from some loser in the comments studying the life of a man who's still enjoying his life lol

There was a PD offering reserve status and a badge, for money. If you look at some of the other people who took advantage of it, it would have been the most bad as unit in police history. The girl was a willing participant, but Dan isn't as strong as he thinks.

When he first started popping up, all my annoying 16 year old clash mates kept praising him

Sounds like r/niceguys tingz

He does seem to be very pathetic, but please try to not use the term “prostitutes” anymore, since it’s derogatory; use “sex workers” instead, a phrase that’s neutral. Don’t demonize people who are hustling and only supplying what people like Dan are demanding; they ain’t hurting nobody.

@@joanaortiz1631 Prosutitutes = sex workers ...sugar coating a fact doesn't change it...

@@joanaortiz1631 Please tell me this is satire

No one. Who would want to?

He just lives faster than us

a ghostreader...

a manuscript isn't a book -Dan Bilzerian... probably.

Ghost reader

Probably not. He'd be a trillionaire if he's Coin Master

Bruh

I'm the 421st like

XD

Hary dent, can we trust him?

I'd say we need Shane Dawson Conspiracy up in here but that dude's too busy making out with dogs and hitting on children

bobbleheadgent he paid ryland to stay with him??

TableWrens and peeing in bottles that he keeps around the house 🤢

That made me so mad honestly. If he was such a badass he wouldn't be here right now. He would be comandeering his own unit in the middle east, or higher up on the chain. He's a fucking phony disgrace

MegaBlair007 Agreed. Pure, unadulterated loser antics right there

Bruh

This reminds me of the peppa pig narrator

Dan is smart. Dan went to elementary school. Dan is kool.

@@anastasiahitzig8065 Dan dropped out of elementary school. Dan started smoking weed. Dan is lit.

@@michaeljohnson905 just like the fake money stacks on his vault

But jpeg might be better because it would imply that someone was oddly compressed and only half passable-

I was about to comment this...amazing roast 👏🏽

@@turtlie7309 YOOOOOOOOO

@@turtlie7309 not to mention it'd mean he lacks transparency

@@CallMeAkane 👈 Is this Akane?

I don't know how chess works, but him putting women as pawns is probably the weirdest and creepiest things ever. .....and somehow funnier, since i assume no model (or women in general) would wanna hang out with him without being paid

kings are useless and in need to be protected at all times, pawns are numerous and can cast a queen the most powerfull player

Dan Bilzerian: 1. f3

@@trollinape2697 Exactly.

That's technically true, but it's still a really disgusting thing to do and I hate him so much for it. Yeah it's just little figurines but obviously it's the meaning behind that is so nasty and dehumanizing

As a 16 year old we refuse to accept those dislikers as our own

@@avcngxrsavcngxrs1212there is an impostor among us

16 year old straight boys is definitely a large percentage though, I would know because I went through that phase

Why do my fellow brother en want to be like him? He's literally brian from family guy but more of a douche bag and "rich"

Why not both?

I know a 16 y/o straight boy who follows him Was so disappointed, but not really surprised

Also 25 year old straight men who treat women like objects

C'mon now it wasn't just breakfast...he was also working on his manuscript. Nothing engages women in skimpy bikinis like casually reliving your life through written word while devouring a cinnamon raisin bagel.

Obligatory we live in a society comment

@Phillip1310 we voted trump into office..... so

I honestly thought it was a lie, but 16yr old boys were eating the shit up 😂

@@Stewpkiddable Yeah, and now you have a demented 47 year do nothing socialist marxist So...

ikr

Facts

American Man he did invest

That's a fuccin sad life to live

Yeah Im 100% sure that was his goal. Hahahaha I aint for him but he obviously lived it better than you

Hahaha, or shall I say jajaja Alejandro

some are more mature than others. I'm a 16 year old enby and im also here so.

@@asei231 this isn't about gender

@@jay_frfx ik? i was just saying that some become more mature faster-

@@asei231 I think you left a hyphen at the end of ur sentence on accident

Bruh

*They're 🙂You fixed it!

Whoop Dee Doo Basil Thank you!

@@IRONYREBURST bruhhhhh

@@IRONYREBURST bruh.

@Viashan Pillay thank you, Sir. I'll see you 'like' and raise you one.

@@keymaster430 Might I add: (Person on the phone) “Put the Lighthouse with the T next to the Lighthouse with a crown.”

@@peskypigeonx lol

"Dumbass chess" is my new favorite thing now.

No such thing as too much Scooby Doo

Scooby doo is life

I wouldn’t say normal that’s being too generous

Its actually a poor sixteen year old! I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for the guy with the basic name!

he's definitely not a normal guy...he has/had money but in the trust fund kind of way. not the, "I make millions playing poker and having a successful business" kind of way

If you're going to put them in the vault where people can't see them, what's even the point in having them?

This is the type of guy who if he could would turn his 100 dollar bills into bullets

Unless it’s a glass vault so people can see your hundreds of thousands of one dollar bills

Still wrong! They ARE the coffee table

@@krombopulos_michael Auditing?

What do you mean its not true?? 🤦‍♂️🤔 so the videos of himself recording on yachts and in private planes with 10 dime piece models are fake? The house hes always at and hosing parties bought and built his own home gym is that fake too?? Ya moron 🤦‍♂️ H-A-T-E-R 🤚✌

@@mitchmaw740 The house is rented, watch this video: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HuSUsBOl91Q.html He was using money people invested into his business to pay for all that stuff you see on his instagram, he is currently about 50 million in debt and his company is finished

@@ProblematicBitch lol don't believe everything you see on the internet sweetie... 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

@@mitchmaw740 erm are you dumb? There are legal documents released showed that everything is true, you must be a fanboy. Just wait and see i guess you will come to terms with

@@mitchmaw740 he fake, his yatch, house, etc are rented, hiring model is 150-175 dollars or free for a photo

I really hope it plays out that way because he needs prison time. There were several major crimes (impersonating an officer for instance) that were mentioned just in this vid... And if the government doesn’t get him I’m sure burglars will eventually.

Also don't people that do a lot of illegal things to earn money tend to use cash?

The only wealthy person I have ever heard of that carries around alot of cash is James Irsay ( net worth 2.7 Billion$), the owner of the Indianapolis Colts of the NFL. He is reputed to carry around 100,000$ in cash with him at all times.

@@SpaceForce635 All of those stacks, even if they were $1 bills, would probably more than that. Think about printer paper. 1000 sheets is only about 2 inches thick or so. Its probably fake money. They have that for photo shoots... like every single one of his pics obviously is.

Clarence Boddicker it’s also not real dude. Honestly just think about it? Why would anyone want to carry 100k everywhere? Does that mean he spends 100k everyday? Highly doubt. It’s all for props

This comment is a tad funnier because of your Tony Stark profile picture

Mommy Jarvis

Melone XD

@@CowyC oookko

He's clearly able to con people reasonably well so he'd probably be alright at it too.

HAHAHAHHA

Totally

this just in: he IS the pyramid scheme

@KrombopulosMichael he’d definitely thrive harder in a Ponzi scheme. I feel like that would be his specialty.

pulled a what?

@@LL-tr5et He’s referencing a show titled Bojack Horseman, the action that Dan committed is similar to one that happened in the show.

@@braxtonslife7779 damn, thanks for letting me know

As shitty Bojack as a person is, he's still has more integrity than Dan.

Most underrated comment on this video

Especially for every $50 multipliers

*hypnotized dan simp has entered the chat*

@@cs7065 doubt you've even seen the jre podcast

1:05 "if you bullied me in middleschool" damn he actually made it so personal

I’m 17, and I find him rather pathetic as well.

I'm sixteen and I just pity this guy. Imagine being such a slimeball

Well I’m of age 14 and I figure him PATHETIC.

I first found him when I got insta like 6 years ago and thought he was pathetic back then

I'm totally not three children in a trenchcoat and I think he pathetic

fostmango oh poor guy.

I haven't even gotten to this part and that's sick lmao.

Honeycomb is flippin’ delicious

I choked on the Honey Comb wax and was scared to eat it again. 😆

Wait you guys eat beeswax?

Liam Cook No no, the honey comb has wax and you can swallow it but it’s best that you don’t. I had it for the first time and I forgot to spit it out so when I tried to swallow the honey the wax was still in my mouth.. I was around 8 or younger I’m pretty sure.

@@limbonlegs1662 honey combs safe to eat it's like when the honey around the lip of the jar starts to solidify but stays gooey in a natural wax. Curious George is very educational even when you're not the target demograph

He could get charged for that if that turned out to be the case.

@@tbn22 then that’s hope they are fake

monopoly money

@@user-nz2ec1js3r nah man, that's more worthy then actual money. make it autumn leaves.

@@tbn22 charged for what?

im fascinated by this and im not sure if i want to know more. this is such a perfect thing in concept, i don't know if i want to possibly ruin it with context

I'm not even surprised at this point

As a woman, can confirm I do in fact turn into a monster truck just like a transformer

@@jadeoreo as a woman, I second this

The evidence is flooding in.

I too would like to be Jarvis who is *trying his best.*

Just drink a lot of breast milk

I too would like to be Jarvis who is drinking the breast XD

@@damondgreen2239 *trying his breast. Wait....

Jarvis incarnate

Beautiful

Lise Magic sounds like a 7 years olds so...

Aryan Baviskar Touché, this has been my username for everything since I was 7 😂. I don’t care enough to change it to something else

anna oop! They probably mean they used the name on OTHER things since they were the age they said they were

The KING of 2B2T, the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

@lise magic exposed

Lost both cause he's a wimp. Lol

He’s obviously so bad as, he’s not the problem of course he’s not

Money talks, wealth whispers.

unless you're donald trump or the kardashians and you're basically a strange caricature of a rich person

@@AK-jl2wm tbh tho donald trump isnt like. That rich. He can just live in luxury cause of his holdings and name. I bet hes pretty cash poor.

@@AK-jl2wm trump's actually deep in debt, at this point though because of all the strings holding things together in rich people land it costs less money to keep him afloat and running on imaginary funds than just cutting him off and letting his companies burn