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Nah, there are consequences. Qanon, much of antivax, election deniers, and the whole "groomers" thing which is largely just anti LGBT are all conspiracy theories. The people who believe them vote...and kill people.
depends on the conspiracy theory. someone named abbie richards made a chart about different conspiracy theories and their basis in reality, and the ones that are totally detached from reality are harmful to oneself and others. just to throw that out there, I know what chad chad meant ofc °
For those curious about the mosquito with numbers on it, for starters, its a silver birch aphid, not a mosquito. These insects naturally have two black stripes on there abdomen. They are not always perfect stripes, resulting in it looking like numbers or even letters. The more you know. Edit: I also want to add that although a majority of our ocean is "unexplored," that word doesn't mean what you think. When scientists talk about how much of our ocean is explored, they are referring to if the ocean floor has been mapped and how well. A majority of our ocean is large stretches of flat ground. Henceforth, scientists, and especially governments, don't want to waste multiple years and millions, if not billions, of dollars mapping out essentially nothing. Therefore, for the foreseeable future, our oceans will remain mostly unmapped, because scientists have better things to do.
I love imagining a bunch of scientists running around the woods catching mosquitos, delicately painting numbers on them only for them all to naturally die the next day and the scientists have to start all over again. It's like a Monty Python skit with no payoff.
The guy laughing during the murderous robot story was actually completely on point. The other guy was telling that story like he saw it develop during a news broadcast. The only answer to that is laughter.
I actually think it was his own laughter he added afterward. It really sounds like him. Plus we know many people just talk to an invisible listener.... fake podcasters. They are many.
In 1999, televangelist Jerry Falwell claimed Tinky Winky was a “gay role model” because he carried a purse. This was 24 years ago, so my memory is hazy, but someone associated with the show said something like, “These characters don’t have genders and that’s a magic bag, not a purse.” My best friend is a devout Christian and he rolled his eyes over this whole thing but said his grandparents honestly believed the theory. Parents and adults looking too deep into children’s programming is one of the most unintentionally funny things ever.
oh also did you hear about the reason he did that?? It'll surprise you-- it's antisemitism. WHY IS IT ALWAYS ANTISEMITISM Before he made that wild statement he made an extremely offensive statement (that the antichrist would be jewish) and people are 99.99% sure he just made the tinky winky gay statement afterwards to distract from the horrible vomit pile he spewed earlier
Fun fact the ‘mosquito’ with the numbers on its back are actually aphids, silver birch aphids. They naturally have spots on their backs and because humans love patterns sometimes their spots look like numbers.
I love conspiracy theories revolve around the idea that the evil alien government leaves little clues for us to discover. Like yes they are overlords but they want to let us have a point and click adventure fetch quest to figure out the secret
Part of it is the idea that the theorists are the special enlightened chosen main character. Part of it is the idea that their enemies are incredibly strong and powerful, but their side will ultimately win because their enemies are also weak and bad, or ike bragging about their crimes where those special investigators can see.
Honestly I love the idea that world overlords all powerful and evil have lil meetings about putting signs on random things. And after like an hour long meeting talking about putting alien heads on random stuff to leave secrets about their alien overlords the lunch cart comes and they have bagels and donuts and coffee while talking about their day
@@AndromedaD That is honestly how all Us vs Them arguments are, where the 'Them' are simultaneously as weak or as strong as the argument calls for. The government is strong because they control everything and are able to hide secrets from us, but also the government is too weak and stupid to fix whatever hole in their firewall keeps letting TikTok users uncover conspiracies on the daily.
Because no one answered this I'll do it. The reason why the doors are so "huge" was because it was the design aesthetic at the time that if a room is large that the door had to be equally large (TLDR: Because it looks good). As for the latch being so high up, so every person and their grandmother cannot simply bar the door.
That transition to “ a twinge of cringe” was executed with the confidence of someone who has been doing this a while, you can tell she’s leveled up in creativity
You can't NOT read it like the title. But also yeah, she's coming into her power little by little and eventually there will be nothing that can stop her. (Pssst ur doin great ^w^ I believe at you)
9:39 I really don't find the lizardpeople conspiracies funny because I'm Jewish, and I am acutely aware that "lizard people" is literally a euphemism for Jewish people. Look at all the anti-semitic conspiracies and compare them to the lizardpeople conspiracies, they're the exact same ones. Also, more often than not it's celebrities that are Jewish, or anti-semites claim are Jewish, that are apparently "lizard men." For example, the theory that these lizard people eat human children is just the blood libel, one of the most pervasive anti-semitic myths which purports that Jews kidnap Christian children and use their blood to make matzah. TBH most conspiracy theories are just thinly veiled anti-semitism.
Damn I did not know that. I guess it kind of makes sense though (not the conspiracy obviously but the fact that the conspiracy theory is anti-Semitic like a ton of other conspiracy theories are for whatever strange reason).
i find it so strange that people just hate jews. like what did y'all even do? for homophobic people we get it they think straight people are the norm but jewish people?? that's so random
The amount of effort she puts for all the skits in every vid is admirable. She repeatedly had to dance like a crazy lady in different teletubbies cosplays multiple times. She deserves an award 😭😭
the biggest conspiracy theory has to be about how chad chad's hair looks that alive and healthy at this point tbh edit i: i've been informed of my oversight ... they're wigs 💔... edit ii: THATS A SLUR? (my bad yall)
At this point, they might not even need to hide it period. Hershey talks about how they have child slaves supplying them on their official website. Evil cabals are operating very openly.
Maybe not with everything but that's not always the case. While y'all brain dead sheep were swearing up and down that pedo island didn't exist theorist knew about it since the 90s. The majority of y'all can't think critically y'all get played for idiots. Conspiracy theory was made by the CIA to discredit theories that need attention. Like the sheep you are you hear "conspiracy theory" and go brain dead and because of that thousands of kids were assaulted and killed. Your ignorance is the reason for their death. So next time really pump up those two brain cells and try to think for yourself.
The "Mandalorian Affect" is how every time I go on twitter to see like cats and I get these "Hey sexy lady" Pedro Pascal Montages. Great affect- no complaints at all.
Haha I saw a conspiracy show about how aliens built the pyramids, and they interviewed an actual local expert. It was so funny because they kept asking him questions about the aliens and he just shrugged and went along with it. Clearly they were paying him to agree with them, and they'd say something like, "So, it was aliens then, right?!" and he'd try and be vague and say, "hmmm, maybe. That is certainly... one theory. I mean, who knows?". And then the narrator would basically say, "this expert we found agrees!"
@@mhenderson7673 that's probably one of the lowest shit to do in life 😭 paying someone to agree with your conspiracies, like that basically means you know your "tHeOrIes" are absolute bullshit
As someone who watched Teletubbies, I approve of this video’s ending. Po was definitely kidnapped by an alien in a flying box at least once every episode
@@stellanewton7656 what are you talking about, Teletubbies isn't a kids series. its a documentary on the giant hairy sloth monsters that like to handstand who live underground next to space, which we thought was the ocean. they follow the orders of Satan, who lives in the 1 dollar bills, who can also take control of gigantic A.I robots!
The biggest conspiracy theory at my primary school was that the Telly Tubbies was cancelled because someone died on set, because they couldn't unzip their suit in time and suffocated 🙃. Now, over a decade later, a bunch of adults are making up even dumber conspiracies to spread online... I mean I'll let it slide on my end considering I was like 8, and had pretty restricted access to the internet, but there's no excuse at this point. (I mean at least make the conspiracy theories good, these ones have terrible storylines...)
Yeah, I don't even fully get what they were trying to say with the Teletubbies "theories." Were they claiming that the writers were trying to secretly insert Satanist messages into their kids program, or do they genuinely not understand that it's a work of fiction and think that they're uncovering an actual Satanic cult? At least 8 year old you understood that it was a scripted TV show with costumed actors on screen, which seems to be a much more advanced level of critical thinking than what these adults are capable of.
i just wanted to say that i love the cold opens/hard cut to the title card or whatever that might be called, like it's a simple change but it weirdly has a lot more impact. Also: the first conspiracy, the one about the robots? That's like almost literally the plot of Isaac Asimov's "Little Lost Robot" although I don't think the robot kills anyone, it's just capable of defying one of the 3 laws of robotics and when some scientists are tasked with finding it and correcting its programming, it manages to hide in a huge amount of robots who all look identical to it who presumably don't have the same flaw and the scientists have to figure out a way to get this robot to identify itself. It's really neat! Also, you know, not real. But neat nonetheless.
the amount of girls on hinge ive come across who put "helen keller isnt real" as the answer to one of their prompts due to that theory blowing up on tiktok is truly astounding and im kind of thankful for it bc it gives me immediate reason to swipe past them
as an aspiring entomologist that ‘mosquito’ one has to be the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard. first off, that’s *not* a mosquito. mosquitos are much lankier, much larger, and have a VERY obvious proboscis. what the tiktoker found was two diffrent European birch aphids (Euceraphis punctipennis). these aphids have two distinct black markings on their abdomens and, like all markings, differ with each animal. it’s a case of complete coincidence and human pattern seeking as to why they would have a ‘38’ on them. this phenomenon has also been observed on any animal that can have a varying coat pattern.
3:53 I doubt anyone was particularly curious about it, but if you do want to know about the top latch, I worked at a place with similar doors. The top latch has a lever at normal person height (you can actually see it in the video) to close the latch with. It's just high up because that's a better position for withstanding wind pressure (these doors can actually be insanely dangerous in high wind conditions). If that doesn't make sense, imagine how much easier it would be to break a door down if the lock was only a foot off the ground. Other than that, the Giants thing totally holds up, ofc.
No, actually, thank you for this! In all honesty, I was actually really curious what it was for. I think it's a bit of a "reach" (hehe) for giants. Do you also know why built them so big? Is it just a lavish thing? An intimidation tactic? Or something else? I'm genuinely curious.
@@springsnature7037the size is probably mostly an appearance thing, but it could also be that they need to move very large objects through here like statues or something similar.
Yeah, I think we tend to forget that the medieval and renaissance eras were very in tune with their artistic side. Strong architecture was a real thing. That's why they built castles.
Can we just appreciate how good Chad is at editing multiple hers into the scene, especially when she can make objects like doors still be visible through the chair as though they are… really there… hold on… …multiple Chads? (This is a joke btw bc the episode is to do with conspiracy theories)
when my younger sister and i were kids, she used to tell me about her “conspiracy theory” that jimmy fallon was actually jimmy kimmel, just with the name changed because every time jimmy kimmel would say his own name, dogs would come over to him thinking he said “kibble”, and he got so fed up with it that he changed his name to jimmy fallon. long story short i believed her for over a year which i think was in part because i hardly knew anything about kimmel or fallon. we were very weird children 😭😭😭
I also had dark conspiracy theories about the teletubbies... when I was a toddler. No joking, the main reason why I watched and liked the teletubbies as a kid, was because my toddler brain was convinced there was this whole dark narrative unfolding
@@anonomooose I don't remember a lot of the details, 'cause it was over 2 decades ago, but I think the basic idea I had was that the teletubbies were kept captive and trying to get away from the narrator; hence why they were always hiding from them. And I think I saw Noonoo as a monster that was either a spy for the narrator or wanted to suck up the teletubbies?
When I was little I for no real reason started thinking I was an alien adopted by my parents. I asked my mom about it and she of course was like "no you're ourbiological child" and I just straight up didn't believe her
Do you by chance have autism? Bc my childhood is incredibly similar and let's just say I have more than just a touch of the tism, hence feeling like an alien lol
I had the opposite experience, i was convinced through my autism i was something else and mom was just like "Yeah, you were grown in a test tube :) anyway here's dinner"
I've been binging your videos and ran out yesterday. I nearly cried and then actually died, came back to life, and died again due to shock. I simultaneously witnessed the birth and death of the universe, discovered and lost the cure to cancer, and became a professional ceramic bird figurine critic. This video saved me from what is undoubtedly the most damning of all fates-- a lack of Chad Chad content. Thank you, great and powerful Chad, for saving me from myself. Chad or chadn't, there is no chy. Long live the cheen
I once went for a walk in a village in far north Scotland, and there was a chip shop with a blackboard on the front which included basically every conspiracy theory ever conceived in list form. It covered two whole blackboards and I'm honestly quite impressed that they managed to cover almost every conspiracy theory I can think of. I told my grandma who lives nearby about it and she said the owner of this chippy has some kind of laser thing she shines into the sky at night for... reasons? When the Queen died a few months later the chippy made national news after celebrating the death loudly because the queen is a lizard person or something, and then if I remember correctly the whole village threw eggs at her shop.
I always think that about youtuber skits. I can't believe nobody has ever filmed a skit that's from the perspective of a neighbor looking out the window to see their youtuber neighbor out there with a fake mustache throwing a baby doll into a tree, or dancing in one color shirt for 10 minutes and then coming back out in a different color shirt to dance in a different spot.
7:00 the funniest part about that conspiracy is that it's not even a mosquito. It's a sliver birch aphid with a genetic lil splotch on it that kinda looked like a number, but it's not.
@@anerrorhasoccurred8727 TRUUUUUE, it's so wild cuz its like,,, its a cartoon, its okay if its a lil silly, i wish older folks would understand it more
As someone who has lived in Florida my whole life, I think it's completely valid to think it's made up and honestly even I question what is happening here sometimes
Be careful, those who are native Floridians are caught and reprogrammed to believe they are a transplant(usually from up north) just say you are originally from New York
As a Pennsylvanian, i can confirm that the portal leads to the Shady Maple gift shop and the only way to enter the state proper is to eat as much pa dutch food as you can and then exit the building.
The thing that gets me about most kids show conspiracies is that 99% of the time they’re kinda just- ‘hey, one time I heard a guy point out that the ponies from my little pony living under a monarchy is actually a dark reference to ancient satanic rituals. This is of course supported by the fact that citizens of monarchies worship their rulers kinda like how cultists worship satan. I can’t believe a kids show is this dark guys omg’
My favourite aspect of Conspiracy Theories is when they put really obvious clues everywhere. Like "ok, aliens have taken over earth, what next? Put our face on the money, but hidden"
I love dark theories about kids tv shows, especially the "all just a dream" trope, cause every time a series uses it as a canon explanation the fandom ends up hatng it
nah those theories are always ass, and way too needlessly edgy like they were written by an emo middle schooler on wattpad. also the "it was all just a dream" trope is just lazy and uninspired writing imo.
This makes me remember when teletubbies got into some hot water after lots of kids were getting injured as they were trying to copy the teletubbies by jumping into open sewer holes. I think it also made my parents stop indulging me and my sister with teletubbie stuff. no more watching the show and no more teletubbie toys T T it was my favorite show as a kid.
My boyfriend was watching a youtube compilation of conspiracy tiktoks the other day, and this guy was goin off about how "humans are faking sickness. Look at birds, have you ever seen a sick bird??!! >:(" had me rollin
Prob bc most sick birds don’t express their sickness and die very soon 😂😢😢 Animals don’t speak, they don’t scream “I HAVE A FEVER! HELP ME!” when they’re sick. Dogs don’t do anything either, they only show few signs like not getting out of bed and a ‘whining’ howl if you try to move them (it means they’re sick or something hurts in their body). That’s all I know, I’m not a veterinarian 😅 (just read some articles cos I got a dog so I got curious lol)
4:22 The creator of the TikTok will also be mind blown if they see a picture of a kids amusement park in Sweden (Astrid Lindgrens värd), where there’s a place made to look like the house of a giant. Haven’t been there since I was a kid, so maybe a bit more than 20-23 years ago, but I remember the giants house really well. It’s a park where areas are based on kids stories by Astrid Lindgren
Actually, as someone who has lived in "Pennsylvania" for the entirety of my almost twenty year life, I can confirm that it is in fact a portal to Mars!
@@atomdecay I aint the one acting all horny bro. And if you think someone telling you to slow your roll as a joke is a saviour complex, you need to revaluate
@@atomdecay saying basically "ayo" to a sexual innuendo isn't being white knight hoping to get noticed by Chad Chad lol It's just them being uncomfortable with your unsolicited flirty line to Chad Chad on their own comment section.
I’m obsessed w the idea of chef chad going to an petty field and jsut changing shirts and running around in front of a camera 😭 I typed this w one hand bc i was cooking y’all 😭😭 i had no time to fix it 😭😭
"Did you know that if you completely change the physical appearance of something, the physical appearance of that thing completely changes?" -Chad Chad, 2023
I thought that RU-vid had recommended this channel but it was actually my 17 year old son who has been putting this channel on and then leaves the room and goes upstairs to watch the same thing. He wanted me to watch too but didn't want to say anything. God I love this kid!
Look. The best way to explain what that girl was trying to say is... you rip a bit of sponge and set it on the water. Put a cup upside down over it and push it under the rest of the water. Her belief (and alot of other peoples) is that the sponge represents the land. The water outside the cup represents space and the water in the cup represents the ocean. If you want to get to space, in their model, you have to go down into the water in the cup until you are in the water outside of the cup. That it's the same water... but separated by the cup and the air is trapped within whatever boundary (they say firmament) is there. Easy to understand. Maybe not very probable or likely but not a hard conspiracy to understand logically.
12:21 as you can see guys, you see 4 chad chads. chad chad may have multiple clones and use each on of them for skits. and what makes it creepier is that the red one appeared out of nowhere
@@dungeaterfancamIt would actually be Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad if all the clones use the double Chad. Unless this Chad Chad has two Chads because she's the second one, in which case it would be Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad.
