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@wiiink
@wiiink 2 года назад
deciding whether or not to date someone purely based off of how well they can fall down stairs should be a show all on its own
@pawprintssystem5481
@pawprintssystem5481 2 года назад
That's how I met my wife.
@treehouse318
@treehouse318 2 года назад
i really did laugh out loud! 🤣lol
@janeeyre1990
@janeeyre1990 2 года назад
There's a UK panel show called Would I Lie To You where a contestant revealed that they [SPOILERS] broke up with a boyfriend because of the way he fell down the stairs.
@nursemelissajane
@nursemelissajane 2 года назад
I'd absolutely watch that shit. Probably for a lot longer than I'd admit to anyone.
@yourwondrouswizard7261
@yourwondrouswizard7261 2 года назад
It should be called “Falling for You”
@dalailarose1596
@dalailarose1596 2 года назад
The gay & lesbian versions were even better. Especially when they just hooked up on the bus because they decided the main "dater" was an asshole.
@remusteahan3521
@remusteahan3521 2 года назад
Honestly,,,, kinda fits a hilarious amount of gay people I know
@stoneheart_raven
@stoneheart_raven 2 года назад
That was so funny lol. i also loved whenever they took the money and went back in the bus they would ask them "so what did you do?"
@ultraviolettas
@ultraviolettas 2 года назад
There was one dater who said “god might forgive you for being gay, but he will never forgive you for that haircut” 💀
@cows_on_a.picnic
@cows_on_a.picnic 2 года назад
@@ultraviolettas *thats* were that comes from??? Holy shit
@auliamate
@auliamate Год назад
i need links to the gay and lesbian versions for research purposes
@dustinmalpass
@dustinmalpass 2 года назад
She probably lost all her energy once she literally got flashed with that guy's junk. I pray that was staged.
@alexisb3829
@alexisb3829 Год назад
Sadly true or maybe she just used up her energy
@ellaelliott4415
@ellaelliott4415 Год назад
Me too. That’s harassment
@-VoDkAsVengeance-
@-VoDkAsVengeance- Год назад
​@@alexisb3829 You don't really just "use up your energy" when committing to a character on a reality TV show which the peoducers 99.99% coerced you into
@-VoDkAsVengeance-
@-VoDkAsVengeance- Год назад
No, yeah, even today there are men that have said "if this were face-to-face I would've raped you" after being turned down over text, so... probably not, judging by that idiotic moment of processing "how do I make her feel more embarrassed and uncomfortable than I do right now" on his face right before exposing himself.
@guybrush1701
@guybrush1701 4 месяца назад
1000% of this show is faked. People who were on it have left comments on other videos I've watched.
@sadmermaid
@sadmermaid 2 года назад
Fun fact, the writers strike was around 2008, and so trash reality became HUGE. Then they realised how cheap it was to made. I reckon they gave some actors from the local improv show some lunch and $20 and then made this show..
@ErinLastNameRedacted
@ErinLastNameRedacted 2 года назад
Man, I forgot about the writers’ strike!
@sadmermaid
@sadmermaid 2 года назад
@@ErinLastNameRedacted that's why Lost went weird right?
@camillegee9430
@camillegee9430 2 года назад
@@sadmermaid It happened to a lot of shows, Lost included. They had plans for full 22 episode seasons, but the writers strike meant a lot of shows had to cut back A LOT. Lots of storylines got abandoned or shortened, it made for a lot of weird and undercooked TV.
@stoneheart_raven
@stoneheart_raven 2 года назад
also not to mention when a contestant from I love money on VH1 murdered their girlfriend. after that scandle vh1 stopped all productions of dating shows. did not know this for years till i looked it up two years ago. That also may have contributed to everything changing in both MTV and VH1 content.
@CaBobProductions
@CaBobProductions 2 года назад
This show started in 2005 and ended in 2008 😂😂 it couldnt even survive that reality show wave.
@wideride8320
@wideride8320 2 года назад
If you've been personally victimized by Jarvis's milky goodness, you may be entitled to compensation.
@ezraclark7904
@ezraclark7904 2 года назад
breast is best in my book
@JRiddelle
@JRiddelle 2 года назад
Despite not being personally or professionally related to Mr. Jarvis Johnson, that bit did make me say, "I want a divorce." out loud.
@klop4228
@klop4228 2 года назад
I thought Jarvis was the one who loved to receive the milky goodness? You know, from his mother and his girlfriend?
@kishinumaayumi
@kishinumaayumi 2 года назад
@@klop4228 and sister, situationally
@ThePretzelSticks
@ThePretzelSticks 2 года назад
​​@@kishinumaayumi 0. 0 H I S W U T ? ?
@kittywenham6998
@kittywenham6998 2 года назад
I love Jarvis saying “who is this show for?” after admitting he watched it as a kid. It was for you, Jarvis! The call is coming from inside the house!
@shannonsmith6279
@shannonsmith6279 2 года назад
this comment cracked me up 😂😭
@violetheise4717
@violetheise4717 2 года назад
I came to say this lol. They hit their target audience.
@stinkyjenna
@stinkyjenna 2 года назад
😭😭😭😭😭
@nelsonwilkins347
@nelsonwilkins347 2 года назад
Are you slow? He was asking who the target audience was (who the show wanted/expected to watch the show) not who actually watched it. Can we get some critical thinking in this comment section
@radishsayshi
@radishsayshi 2 года назад
@@nelsonwilkins347 oh sweet irony
@heatherpony
@heatherpony Год назад
Girl says she's not interested. Guy exposes himself, screams and hits on the closest girl he can find. 😬
@MrYikes-dk2mb
@MrYikes-dk2mb 3 месяца назад
The worst part is that it’s all scripted and that scene had to be ok’d by several ppl in charge of production. Lol This was the freaking norm. 💀
@TheDream100
@TheDream100 2 года назад
Even the whole making Anirudha propose on what is meant to be his "first date" was a racist scripting choice. Yikes
@astronomical926
@astronomical926 2 года назад
wait how is it racist
@TheDream100
@TheDream100 2 года назад
@@astronomical926 it's a common stereotype (especially back then) that south asian men are quick to propose and rope women into marriage. It's built off the back of the stigma behind arranged marriages.
@sakuranovaryan9261
@sakuranovaryan9261 Год назад
Ow definitely. Like he seemed like most human of them all until the whole propose thing...he hated long hair on guys tho that was funny...
@yoongiverse.
@yoongiverse. Год назад
oh I didn’t even think about that
@NerdSyncProductions
@NerdSyncProductions 2 года назад
So much of my high school years was watching these shows and I can’t defend myself.
@MentalThingsIsScary
@MentalThingsIsScary 2 года назад
Same dude, same. And I loved them
@lauratroy13
@lauratroy13 2 года назад
I loved all these grotesk 'reality' shows on mtv as a teen. That shit was wild 😁
@percyaguirre2970
@percyaguirre2970 2 года назад
OH HI SCOTT!!:)
@janeeyre1990
@janeeyre1990 2 года назад
It was Dr. Phil and the Starting Over House for me. I avoided trashy self-destructive reality TV in favor of trashy self-help reality TV.
@myishenhaines1706
@myishenhaines1706 2 года назад
You thought that was bad? I was like…20 watching. 😂
@dayeandknight8209
@dayeandknight8209 2 года назад
i struggle to come to terms with the fact that these people are just out there somewhere. living life. i wonder how they’re doing.
@Pitawan_
@Pitawan_ 2 года назад
My sister's husband appeared in next (of my country lol) and since I watched it I can't look at him the same 😭
@mimisezlol
@mimisezlol 2 года назад
@@Pitawan_ did you talk about it Did he share any secrets
@cottoncandy8154
@cottoncandy8154 2 года назад
@@Pitawan_ Ouch. That would be.. awkward.
@Pitawan_
@Pitawan_ 2 года назад
@@mimisezlol sadly no secrets were shared :( he is too embarrassed to talk about it jaja
@hycree9373
@hycree9373 2 года назад
Lol imagine they're all like married and settled down and stuff and refuse to acknowledge that dark part of their lives; now I'm curious too
@44imsayinggoodbye44
@44imsayinggoodbye44 2 года назад
Chris and Charity meeting each other feels like something straight out of The Sims.
@yoongiverse.
@yoongiverse. Год назад
looks like it’s going great at first and then they turn out to hate each other? sounds like the sims
@mollythecoolest5238
@mollythecoolest5238 2 года назад
crazy how SA and harassment was so common and accepted back then. we've come a long way already, still a lot to go but we're on the right path
@ashleymatos7825
@ashleymatos7825 2 года назад
I was looking for this comment , it’s so true and sad
@Gabriellaella23
@Gabriellaella23 2 года назад
“If this came out now, they would get cancelled.” Me: Good. 😐
@J_Lynn
@J_Lynn 2 года назад
Yeah it's nuts to watch this stuff from when I was a kid and be like "oh, so this is why my generations' women struggle to respect themselves and other women.... makes sense".
@natashalawely2900
@natashalawely2900 2 года назад
yeah i was like "this is... a literal crime." why did they let him back on the bus vs escorting him away with handcuffs? wtaf? (i know it was the culture back then, i remember it, it's just such a shock to see it now, so much older)
@cata0rostika
@cata0rostika 2 года назад
@@natashalawely2900 holy shit, same feeling, it makes me really hopeful that we've advanced so much culturally tbh, like there might be hope for humanity if we can change so much in a couple of decades... At least what's legally recognized
@rvnlcks
@rvnlcks 2 года назад
It's honestly wild that people were acting like this *before* it could get you to go viral on social media
@mac533
@mac533 2 года назад
To be fair, reality shows were the closet thing to going viral on social media back then
@ocinidolegna
@ocinidolegna 2 года назад
@@mac533 yeah, so basically nothing has changed lol
@Butterflier00
@Butterflier00 2 года назад
also myspace fame was a thing....
@TheNinjapancake14
@TheNinjapancake14 2 года назад
Before social media, people were doing WILD things
@GenerationNextNextNext
@GenerationNextNextNext Год назад
Back then, everybody still wanted to be famous. It was just a bigger deal to be "on TV".
@motunuiwoods8615
@motunuiwoods8615 2 года назад
"I feel like 17 is too young to be exposed to this show in any capacity" Me, 17, being exposed to this show in some capacity:
@IRanOutOfPhrases
@IRanOutOfPhrases 2 года назад
A thing to remember about the 'Keannu' remark is that there was quite a period of time where he was seen as a total joke of an actor/person. None of it was ever justified, but when this show was out, his reputation was nowhere near what it is today. While people loved the Matrix (first one anyway), that still wasn't enough to undo that stigma.
@IRanOutOfPhrases
@IRanOutOfPhrases 11 месяцев назад
@liamsteam walsh haha, yeah, hes not my favorite (love the Wick films though), but back then I'd say he still got more hate than he deserved.
@peterhoppenrath4797
@peterhoppenrath4797 2 года назад
charity is def a wine aunt, like “my three best friends are wine, glass, and downtown abbey!”
@QtPieMarth
@QtPieMarth 2 года назад
“Downtown Abbey” sounds like an incredible parody
@missm2925
@missm2925 2 года назад
@@QtPieMarth I’d watch the fuck out of that
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 2 года назад
D O W N T O W N A B B E Y
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 2 года назад
@@QtPieMarth instead of fancy old British people it’s about chavs
@peterhoppenrath4797
@peterhoppenrath4797 2 года назад
@@KingOfGaymes the sequels called “downtown alley”
@erika-oc1dq
@erika-oc1dq 2 года назад
Did anyone else catch onto the fact that the guy who only earned a dollar last time got nexted for calling his date juggs.... which means he called a girl juggs within a minute of meeting her ???
@flower-yl6iw
@flower-yl6iw 2 года назад
it was while he was on a date so he was trying to woo her which makes it so much worse imo ;o;
@thoopsy
@thoopsy 2 года назад
At first, I was like "He was Nexted after only a minute? That SUCKS!" but then I saw that line and I said to myself "Actually I would've done the same thing."
@flower-yl6iw
@flower-yl6iw 2 года назад
@@thoopsy i heard the line and i was suddenly impressed he managed to last a full minute
@Iva744
@Iva744 2 года назад
What does juggs mean? Not an English speaker
@the_yoloers3330
@the_yoloers3330 2 года назад
@@Iva744 in this context its refering to boobs
@Sarah-vo2qu
@Sarah-vo2qu Год назад
To be fair to Charity, I would also lose all my energy if a man exposed himself to me and started chasing women around. I think I’d just walk off set and go home tbh
@nicolewow
@nicolewow 2 года назад
after years of jarvis enjoying his mother’s milky goodness, he’s finally passing it onto us. thank you mother jarvis
@dali-dog
@dali-dog 2 года назад
this is the worst comment actually I hated reading that /lh
@nicolewow
@nicolewow 2 года назад
@@dali-dog i hated typing it
@sophiathefurbst
@sophiathefurbst 2 года назад
how do I delete someone else’s comment but also pin it on someone else’s video so other people have to suffer through it at the same time
@saranlinx9301
@saranlinx9301 2 года назад
i knew someone would reference the breast milk video
@ona3779
@ona3779 Год назад
This made me so uncomfortable, but have a like anyway.
@neivilde.1242
@neivilde.1242 2 года назад
someone should start a podcast where they contact the people that were on this show and see where they are. actually, they should do that for all the unhinged 2000s dating shows
@justthetruth3950
@justthetruth3950 2 года назад
That would be such a good idea, just imagine all the crazy stories that could come out of this wild shows
@RenaDeles
@RenaDeles 2 года назад
There actually is Reality Talk Podcast, where yeah they interview various reality show people.
@dielewisformel
@dielewisformel 2 года назад
possibly failed actors?
@ultraviolettas
@ultraviolettas 2 года назад
Laci from Rock of Love has a podcast where she talks to all these people
@FlavaFlav87
@FlavaFlav87 Год назад
I would listen to this podcast
@LukeBowman08
@LukeBowman08 2 года назад
Imagine being Jarvis’s neighbor and hearing, “MY NAME’S JARVIS AND I’M HERE TO GIVE SOME OF MY MILKY GOODNESS!” but very muffled.
@nursemelissajane
@nursemelissajane 2 года назад
I would 100% wrestle with calling the cops vs. pressing my ear to the wall to try & figure out where shit went from there...
@orange2787
@orange2787 2 года назад
someone should make one of those 'you're in the bathroom at a party and bad guy is playing' type 3d sound videos but it's 'pov: you're jarvis johnson's neighbour' and the video is a still image of an apartment while you hear the milky goodness line muffled on your right as though he's on the other side of the wall
@auliamate
@auliamate Год назад
im just assuming its a kink and moving on with my day lol
@likeapro4242
@likeapro4242 Год назад
@@orange2787 …I’m really tempted to make one. I’d have to figure out how to make it dynamic and muffled, but I’m really tempted
@orange2787
@orange2787 Год назад
@@likeapro4242 best of luck on your quest brave hero
@casey9370
@casey9370 2 года назад
Hope's face at 11:01 genuinely breaks my heart. She looks so uncomfortable.
@amberlytheharpyqueen
@amberlytheharpyqueen 2 года назад
Imagine being an innocent teenager and then you find this video and one of those people in this show is your parent. First question I would ask was "so you were definitely paid in drugs and alcohol right?"
@ra_spero
@ra_spero 2 года назад
I thank the heavens that most common folk have moved on from the tactics of 2000s dating shows. Dating people is scary enough without the absolutely unhinged energy these people have. They give off "all my exes say im crazy lmao" vibes and I'm terrified.
@aday4evr
@aday4evr 2 года назад
these people absolutely still exist. they're just not on tv
@mahogara
@mahogara 2 года назад
2000s were wacky time. Not sure if it was the fashions back then (which look pretty cringy now) but at least they didn't cast a full line up of model-esque people like dating shows nowadays. Back then, most contestants looked like average people you would meet days to days. Now, you're just wondering how could these extremely attractive people not find a decent person to date (then you watch the show and you're like yep, no wonder you're single).
@saintsea-hat7891
@saintsea-hat7891 2 года назад
They’re still out there, looking for karate sex.
@andyhighroller8217
@andyhighroller8217 2 года назад
@@aday4evr facts
@ocinidolegna
@ocinidolegna 2 года назад
@@mahogara i miss that element. we need to bring that back, but with the non-crackhead energy of the 2000s
@MaggiesMakeupMedley
@MaggiesMakeupMedley 2 года назад
Okay reboot this but instead of potential dates it’s employers and they have to prove that they’re worth working for
@MeganVictoriaKearns
@MeganVictoriaKearns 2 года назад
I love this idea!
@radishsayshi
@radishsayshi 2 года назад
I wish I had the capital to start this up.
@lilachakrabarti2710
@lilachakrabarti2710 2 года назад
That just sounds like capitalism with extra steps
@Miraclelittlepie
@Miraclelittlepie 2 года назад
That sounds terrible i would watch it
@SolaceMcfly
@SolaceMcfly 2 года назад
Somebody greenlight this
@Mr.Marinara-SCE
@Mr.Marinara-SCE 2 года назад
16:08 bro has an idle animation
@zina2435
@zina2435 2 года назад
17:52 PFFFFFF THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD THAT I GENUINELY SPIT FOOD ACROSS MY TABLE
@audhd_incarnate8001
@audhd_incarnate8001 2 года назад
I'm starting to feel like this channel is just Jarvis being that friend that shares disturbing stuff with you so they aren't alone in their misery
@madeniquevanwyk
@madeniquevanwyk 2 года назад
Starting to feel? You're new here? 😂😂😭
@Talking_Ed
@Talking_Ed 2 года назад
That's Jarvis since his inception, making us miserable but not alone.✌😔
@stardust6998
@stardust6998 2 года назад
Thats how its always been lol. And thats exactly why I love him
@thottywizard
@thottywizard 2 года назад
They need to arrest that man for saying milky goodness on television that sounds like the worst nickname for jizz
@sukunasgaylover
@sukunasgaylover 2 года назад
idk man i still think "love liquid" is worse
@Dressup_Doll
@Dressup_Doll 3 месяца назад
@@sukunasgayloverTrust me, it’s probably one of the better names. My fanfiction knowledge kicked in upon seeing this comment, so I hate that.
@raviolical9972
@raviolical9972 2 года назад
really glad we didnt just skip over chris's belly dancing i seriously could not focus on anything else (5:22)
@Lex_brooke
@Lex_brooke 2 года назад
I can’t believe this show actually existed and wasn’t just a collective fever dream
@arrang7544
@arrang7544 2 года назад
Dating shows frequently lie about people's ages, especially women, to make them younger - so I hope that makes you feel better Jarvis haha
@randomuserwitharandomname6183
@randomuserwitharandomname6183 2 года назад
I mean, personally it doesn't make me feel that much better because misogyny haha but ok, at least they weren't underage
@professorweedington4962
@professorweedington4962 2 года назад
In no way is this better
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 2 года назад
... But why though? This isn't porn, so I don't know why you'd be pandering to barely legal fetishists or anything, and I can't think of a woman in her mid-twenties feeling like she needs to be called younger. Or am I really stupid and missing a good reason to lie about their age?
@stoneheart_raven
@stoneheart_raven 2 года назад
I remember there was an episode of next where the man shoved an egg right up between the womens legs then nexted her when the eggs broke for women being shocked. I remember that scene so vividly because it felt so wrong to watch.
@SM-yz4hi
@SM-yz4hi Год назад
@Ravenclaw_Charm wh-what?? Why would he do that? What was he testing?? Why does a cracked egg = a failure? There’s so much going on wtf
@Tottosmile
@Tottosmile 2 года назад
how dare they say acting like you have adhd for clout is a new gen Z thing when this show exists
@aday4evr
@aday4evr 2 года назад
I mean even without this show we all knew those kids who would stop in the middle of their sentence and go "look a squirrel" pretending to have adhd is timeless
@xg2513
@xg2513 2 года назад
when i was younger, as a milennial gen z cusper, i remember people being really terrible about milennials having adhd too
@Rampala
@Rampala 2 года назад
Faking ADHD gets you clout?? Real ADHD only gave me executive dysfunction...
@crypticcorvid
@crypticcorvid 2 года назад
@@Rampala Have you tried looking for a dairy farm near you? You can probably milk your ADHD for clout there.
@napaartoqostermann-hansen5098
@napaartoqostermann-hansen5098 2 года назад
@@Rampala same, and a shitty memory
@018FLP
@018FLP 2 года назад
7:49 > This is how i imagine The Sims if it was dubbed in english. What kind of real people interact like that?
@meowzfever
@meowzfever Год назад
that's a perfect description. any of these clips with sims voices instead would make much more sense lmao
@maylen9299
@maylen9299 2 года назад
13:42 Maybe it's because the first dude flashed her and now she's just completely drained,
@eastercat
@eastercat 2 года назад
I know someone who participated back in 2005. He was approached randomly by a recruiter. He only did it cause his friends persuaded him. He said that the producers kept forcing him to say things he would never say and failed to try to make his job (data analyst) sound "sexy" haha
@sofastuffing
@sofastuffing 2 года назад
sexy data analyst...
@captainofthelosercruiser7355
@captainofthelosercruiser7355 2 года назад
@@sofastuffing i would be down for that…
@sofastuffing
@sofastuffing 2 года назад
@@captainofthelosercruiser7355 trying to come up with related pickup lines and all I can come up with are: "ooh baby let me analyse _your_ data" "you may be an outlier, but you sure count to me" "Call me N/R/Q+, because I'm all natural/i keep it real/i'm _positive_ that we're a match for each other" "based on previous (dat)as(e)t(s), the probability of us falling in love is 100%" idk a lot about data analysis these are kinda just maths puns
@jokc8
@jokc8 2 года назад
Omg, you have a job and making above a livable wage for two. SOO HOT!
@ezra7088
@ezra7088 2 года назад
How do people say don't shows sexual content to kids, and having any non-straight aspect to a show is super sexual, while also allowing this show to air TO KIDS?
@etherealether
@etherealether 2 года назад
Two people of the same gender in a loving relationship holding hands? That’s completely inappropriate. A man non-consensually exposing himself to a woman after being rejected? Now that’s more like it! /s
@theletters9623
@theletters9623 2 года назад
I mean to be fair it is mtv which isnt supposed to be a kids network, that being said it airing just in the afternoon when any kid could very easily tune in anyway is super fuckin weird
@manifestationsofasort
@manifestationsofasort 2 года назад
That's homophobia for ya
@CavinLee
@CavinLee 2 года назад
Milky goodness in completely Platonic
@abdalazizaljurf633
@abdalazizaljurf633 2 года назад
Have you seen tiktok?
@maylen9299
@maylen9299 2 года назад
14:30 WHAT. That fall was perfectly fine. He fell more than she did.
@edaj1990
@edaj1990 2 года назад
2:18 that gave me flash backs of when everyone used to say thug life *shudders*
@ORAKLE
@ORAKLE Год назад
*chuckle*
@lpsquestie3495
@lpsquestie3495 2 года назад
NEXT was absolutely insane, I remember they had a gay season of the show, and it was wild. Edit: I also remember a show that was called “Gay, straight or taken.” honesty, MTV comes up with the most absurd premises and makes them into dating shows
@biguattipoptropica
@biguattipoptropica 2 года назад
Parental control was the worst of the bunch, what were any of those shows??? I'd totally watch them now though.
@JJ-jw9ec
@JJ-jw9ec 2 года назад
I also remember room raiders, that show was so weird and kind of gross LMAO
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 2 года назад
@@JJ-jw9ec the Kurtis Connor vid proved that The group of dudes they’d have almost always went right for the girls bras
@jumiliater
@jumiliater 2 года назад
Wait, the „Gay, Straight or taken“-idea came from MTV? A German channel aires a show with the same… „concept“ like… right now. It’s still a thing here…
@deactivatedbcsomecommentsi2279
@deactivatedbcsomecommentsi2279 2 года назад
the guy that got rejected bc of his handshake in the gay ep. i wonder how he;s doing now
@stevenellison3128
@stevenellison3128 2 года назад
The woman enthusiastically commenting and introducing people in the show sounds like 5 Minute Crafts woman's voice
@AleTitan
@AleTitan 2 года назад
She does!!!
@cartercavazos2396
@cartercavazos2396 2 года назад
Do y’all remember the show FriendZone where they would have people pretend to create dream dates for their friends but it was really all a ploy to ask out their best friends out on national television?
@thehumanpokedex8710
@thehumanpokedex8710 2 года назад
14:59 To me because your actions spoke the thuth
@supervegito8340
@supervegito8340 2 года назад
Can we talk about parental control next? That show was wild if I’m remembering right. It was basically next but the parents had control over when the date ended and it had the be the craziest shit I’ve ever seen and I was only 8 when that was on
@lobstersonskateboards3988
@lobstersonskateboards3988 2 года назад
Sadly, as wild as it was it was even more staged than this show lmao. Everything was scripted af
@supervegito8340
@supervegito8340 2 года назад
@@lobstersonskateboards3988 obviously. All shows are scripted. Even the ones that claim not to be. It’s moreso wild the idea that it was even a thing
@MellSayzHi
@MellSayzHi 2 года назад
I'm reminded of an episode where the girlfriend they wanted to get rid of had this 'bad' personality where she would poop a lot and when she got 'dumped' she ran to the bathroom to take a shit
@theodoraa.9670
@theodoraa.9670 2 года назад
@@MellSayzHi So she was probably either mentally or physically ill in a way that affected her GI tract and they took that to mean she had a bad personality? 💀
@Gabriellaella23
@Gabriellaella23 2 года назад
@@lobstersonskateboards3988 lol it was. I used to watch it all the time and even though I was young I realized it was scripted af when that guy chose to leave his bf for his date, but the date was like,”Sorry but I like your boyfriend better” and then the boyfriend the parents hated and the date they chose kissed and left together. I was just like, “Ain’t no way…” 🤣🤣🤣
@Tea-oy7ws
@Tea-oy7ws 2 года назад
I always feel so special in the Gold videos intro, thanks Jarvis. You’re premium too.
@volodyadykun6490
@volodyadykun6490 2 года назад
He's gold here
@jess713
@jess713 2 года назад
me too :)
@Soupnoodle99
@Soupnoodle99 2 года назад
Honestly the way he does the intro makes me smile every time and I hope it will be that way forever. And ever... and ever... and. ever. :)
@thomas-wr1fj
@thomas-wr1fj 2 года назад
makes me feel so premium
@andrewmartinez8076
@andrewmartinez8076 2 года назад
Bling
@PrincessLelouch
@PrincessLelouch Год назад
15:00 to me because your actions spoke the thuth? that plays in my head on a regular basis
@GA_131
@GA_131 2 месяца назад
I sing the songs from that vid all the time lol
@maylen9299
@maylen9299 2 года назад
10:08 Isn't this harrasment? Like SH? What the heck?
@drunkhyena
@drunkhyena 2 года назад
I'm pretty sure Next was the literal first time I saw gay people on TV. It was incredible to me that being not straight was 'normal' enough to be a dating show, felt like a personal win.
@drunkhyena
@drunkhyena 2 года назад
@@copiedcells lol exactly! All the lesbians were super sexualized too, that was a bummer
@plushdragonteddy
@plushdragonteddy 2 года назад
you can't tell me adam wasn't making an acting choice with the way he hesitated before he said "i'd like to at least match that" - the script gave him a joke and he delivered
@officialblimp
@officialblimp Год назад
11:36 bling!
@Str4wberry_Cats
@Str4wberry_Cats 2 года назад
12:25 I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY WATER AITFIR3WYEJSTARJDKY 😭😭😭
@bootypounder666
@bootypounder666 2 года назад
I have watched exactly 6 and a half minutes of this video and these people are doing so much that I literally needed to lie down and take a nap.
@Nsmith666
@Nsmith666 2 года назад
I currently have mono and same
@sukunasgaylover
@sukunasgaylover 2 года назад
i completely agree, BOOTYPOUNDER666
@ImThylacine
@ImThylacine 2 года назад
I find myself singing "I trusted you, and now your words mean NOTHING to me because your actions spoke the THUTH" far, FAR TOO OFTEN. Thanks for getting it stuck in my head again, Jarvis! 🤣
@viviantompkins7925
@viviantompkins7925 2 года назад
Ok I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂😂😂
@zammoof
@zammoof 2 года назад
honestly same
@nickyyy777
@nickyyy777 2 года назад
what video is it from!!!!
@viviantompkins7925
@viviantompkins7925 2 года назад
@@nickyyy777 “Bad Relationship Memes for Heartbroken Teens”
@granitedreamer3405
@granitedreamer3405 2 года назад
These are my people here
@beaniesketch
@beaniesketch 2 года назад
15:06 am i crazy or was he making an Emperor's New Groove reference?
@faesforest
@faesforest 2 года назад
my health teacher from last year was on an unaired episode of this show. if you had perfect attendance to her class all year she would show you the episode (because she had a dvd of it). My sister saw it but I never did because of COVID.
@witchypoo7353
@witchypoo7353 2 года назад
Low rise jeans were the pain of my existence as a child. My mother & grandmother only bought me low rise jeans & constantly told me to pull up my pants 🤦‍♀️
@witchypoo7353
@witchypoo7353 2 года назад
@halcyon ! ♡ ° omg yes!😂 I completely agree.
@EvilKittyOfDoom17
@EvilKittyOfDoom17 2 года назад
Only thing I appreciate about this show; everyone is an average person. Not all the same, or "conventionally attractive" people like most dating shows. I give them some respect there lol
@alle_sind_eins161
@alle_sind_eins161 2 года назад
Yeah, they’re also presented in a really wacky way. It’s not like they’re picking up big businessmen and models and treating them like they’re a huge deal. Although racist and sexist, it’s somewhat nice to see no one person being the focus for too long or some people being presented in a worse way than others in this kind of TV show. Everyone’s kind of a douche and imperfect in these shows, and everyone’s also a douche to each other. Which is probably a more accurate representation of humanity.
@sakuranovaryan9261
@sakuranovaryan9261 Год назад
Oh yeah ur right. That kinda makes it better. If we could incorporate that in today's dating shows that be good.
@sakuranovaryan9261
@sakuranovaryan9261 Год назад
A very good reality show that kinda feels genuine is mbti inside.
@chinnchilli2842
@chinnchilli2842 2 года назад
Those men getting nexted was a blessing in disguise, imaging dating someone with their lack of patience and failure to handle rejection in a healthy way 😭😭
@zoedaly5703
@zoedaly5703 2 года назад
im sorry but what is my man doing in the top left at 4:53?? ig he's the one really bringing sexy back
@Nothingseen
@Nothingseen 2 года назад
6:18 contains a profound truth. There were no good old days. It was always this stupid.
@craneoflores
@craneoflores 2 года назад
"So this time... I'd like to at least match that" had me in TEARS 😭😂 believe in yourself Adam, come on
@rcarter1656
@rcarter1656 2 года назад
I feel like this show was secretly targeted to kids which is why they act that way. Cause who in their 20s was watching this? I was like 14 lol 😆
@Schylove12
@Schylove12 2 года назад
This is what we had instead of Team 10 and Hype House
@rcarter1656
@rcarter1656 2 года назад
@@Schylove12 I swear!! It's that weird genre where it's "adult" content for kids. I feel like once I was a sophomore I didn't even like the show anymore but it had a hold on me from like 12-15
@lfk6370
@lfk6370 2 года назад
Yup same with Parental Control
@theferociousblue3945
@theferociousblue3945 2 года назад
@@rcarter1656 Yeah, it's targeted at kids who want to feel like they're in on adult things without having any understanding of what actual adulthood is.
@ErinLastNameRedacted
@ErinLastNameRedacted 2 года назад
I was in college. 😳
@yennefer440
@yennefer440 2 года назад
19:28 why did I find this cute help
@raelogix
@raelogix 2 года назад
I remember watching this and at 14 being way too invested, and having my feelings hurt when a normal person didn’t make it. I’m so glad I got older and understand how unrealistic it is.
@323Neon
@323Neon 2 года назад
I actually use to know Charity in real life lol She is pretty eccentric but shes very nice
@abigailchristenson388
@abigailchristenson388 2 года назад
Did you know her before or after the show Edit:spelling
@323Neon
@323Neon 2 года назад
@@abigailchristenson388 I had met her after the show.We were working at a after school program.
@dearoldmold
@dearoldmold Год назад
Did she say anything about her experience on the show?
@323Neon
@323Neon Год назад
@@dearoldmold Nothing too in detail.She said is was lot of fun and that she was crazier back then lol
@riverpinecone
@riverpinecone 2 года назад
"I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing to me because your actions spoke the thuth" lives in my head rent free til this day
@jasminelondon690
@jasminelondon690 2 года назад
Same
@holly9454
@holly9454 2 года назад
What's the video? I remember it vaguely but I can't put my finger on it!
@YourPlaywright
@YourPlaywright 2 года назад
@holly my brain is saying it’s the one where he went over the teen relationship angst accounts on instagram and he made some into little songs
@zammoof
@zammoof 2 года назад
i think of it all day every day, or at least once a week lol
@maylen9299
@maylen9299 2 года назад
18:57 What. What is WRONG with the producers of this show!
@sentientsnowangel
@sentientsnowangel 2 года назад
thanks for cutting the "hell" out of the "hello" in your intro. really appreciate you keeping youtube child friendly
@theterriblemonarch
@theterriblemonarch 2 года назад
4:59 chris (i think), in the top left, is actually causing me physical pain in this shot lmao
@michelleroberts8260
@michelleroberts8260 2 года назад
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate all the Jarvis does for us. We can trust him to always give us the thuth.
@heyg0ld
@heyg0ld 2 года назад
His actions show the thuth.
@earthtovesna
@earthtovesna 2 года назад
Nothing but the thuth
@RikkiLove0317
@RikkiLove0317 Год назад
Your actions spoke the thuth~
@CocoLicious
@CocoLicious 2 года назад
I watched way more hours of MTV dating shows in the early 2000s than I'm ever ready to admit.
@luckie-rae6058
@luckie-rae6058 Год назад
17:28 the true pre-cursor to the rock's 'its about drive its about power' song
@amyg8176
@amyg8176 2 года назад
“Her perfectly geometrically round face sucks”
@saintsea-hat7891
@saintsea-hat7891 2 года назад
“I’m Anirudha, I’m 23, and I’m bringing sexy back.” (Turns away from the camera like the Blair witch)
@alyoooh
@alyoooh 2 года назад
7:07 the bus was driving and getting so close to the van that it took me a second to realize when it was slowing down and i just thought it was gonna crash into the van.
@readjordan2257
@readjordan2257 2 года назад
0:12 i hope Jarvis never stops this intro, like he literally does it again every time. Its pretty cool.
@raaaaHr
@raaaaHr 2 года назад
I had a bad day at my graduation award ceremony thing today and I got home just now I know it's not intentional, but thank you for uploading as I lay down, it's really made my day better and lightened my mood. 💚
@emeralddreamer7392
@emeralddreamer7392 2 года назад
Congratulations on graduation! I hope your day gets better :)
@ayvon1111
@ayvon1111 2 года назад
If it makes you feel better at my graduation rehearsal I farted super loud and everyone went silent then busted out laughing
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 2 года назад
@@ayvon1111 I’m so sorry but this comment killed me
@tristankendrick2582
@tristankendrick2582 2 года назад
Congrats
@MeganVictoriaKearns
@MeganVictoriaKearns 2 года назад
Graduation is such an accomplishment! Please remember that! I'm sorry the experience wasn't great today, hope you feel better soon! 💜
@noodnood9668
@noodnood9668 2 года назад
The best part about being aroace is that I will never make the mistake of participating in one of these shows
@ImThylacine
@ImThylacine 2 года назад
I dunno, I think the best part is the garlic bread.
@evelynjenkins4456
@evelynjenkins4456 2 года назад
They should make an over-the-top show like this but with finding friends
@thisuserhaspassedaway3100
@thisuserhaspassedaway3100 2 года назад
but money
@wibwe
@wibwe 2 года назад
@@evelynjenkins4456 or trying to make the most amount of enemies in like. a day
@evelynjenkins4456
@evelynjenkins4456 2 года назад
@@wibwe Wait ok, this dating show has only walking red flags as participants, so the aroace version has to be the same but friendship version. They're all like "I borrow 600 dollars from you and don't pay it back" or "I'll cancel plans last minute to hang out with my SO instead" and you have to pick one to be friends with and then fight the rest as a team. It's called Frenemies
@fatherfigure179
@fatherfigure179 2 года назад
Did anyone else notice him reciting Danny’s outro at the end? Truly gold content.
@moisttoast6070
@moisttoast6070 2 года назад
"I trusted you. And now your words mean nothing. To me, because your actions spoke the thuth" I can hear it in Jarviss amazing singing voice
@nicolehafner614
@nicolehafner614 2 года назад
I love how quickly you adjusted to the situations like: ”Is that what he’s gonna wea… ok.”
@blondeandbluechic
@blondeandbluechic 2 года назад
NEXT: Another demonstration of misogyny and sexual harassment 🤦🏼‍♀️ “Nice Guys” are the bane of my existence
@vlo4829
@vlo4829 2 года назад
I believe every episode had 1 male and 1 female with "Next" power, and the girls took shots at the guys, too. Also, I really don't think the "Next" guys were supposed to be "Nice guys". The show was over-the-top back then, too.
@lestranged
@lestranged 2 года назад
16:44 this needs to be your new profile pic
@janetandamocha7874
@janetandamocha7874 2 года назад
Shout out to Tremaine who looked unbelievably uncomfortable saying, "Tiki her masala!"
@tristankendrick2582
@tristankendrick2582 2 года назад
This video is over now, eh Jarvis? So perhaps we should... Go find something else to watch? Even though you know we had a lot of fun?
@SuzER08
@SuzER08 2 года назад
I was wondering if anyone else noticed- did he do that on purpose?
@Spirila
@Spirila 2 года назад
was looking for someone to comment on his outro - that was definitely a friendly nod to Danny :)
@toddbaer8535
@toddbaer8535 2 года назад
YES dude finally someone commented on it. what an amazing easter egg
@skeleletonboi4533
@skeleletonboi4533 2 года назад
I was looking for this comment!
@padawanofconfusion5954
@padawanofconfusion5954 4 месяца назад
yess the song started playing in my head immediately when he said that
@rachaellyle9937
@rachaellyle9937 2 года назад
"Being one ethnicity is so last century" Picks the first blonde girl 😂
@5arahbelle
@5arahbelle 10 месяцев назад
17:05 why was that actually so cute i loved it tbh LMFAO
@grantpeterson2524
@grantpeterson2524 2 года назад
3:08 Lookin like a character select screen in a fighting game lmao
@ORAKLE
@ORAKLE Год назад
Worst game ever
@girlwholovesmonsters627
@girlwholovesmonsters627 2 года назад
Charity lol. She was the assistant on the first season of LA Hair that offended Omarosa by not knowing who she was lol.
@queencleopatra007
@queencleopatra007 2 года назад
Lmao WHAT?! I have to watch that season 😂
@hp8685
@hp8685 2 года назад
for some reason, after Jarvis said "this video is over now" my brain was fully primed for Danny's song to start playing 🤔🤷 Anyway, great video Jarvis!
@frosty_teacup
@frosty_teacup 2 года назад
This video is over now (over now), you'll find something else to watch (or just watch this video again) I know we had a lot of fun (a lot of fun), but you can't stay on this end screen forever (no) 🎶
@firstnamelastname7708
@firstnamelastname7708 Год назад
Me too! And a lot of the things he said after that reminded me of other lyrics of Danny’s end theme.
@littlemsterious991
@littlemsterious991 2 года назад
i know i'm too gay for old dating shows because when they went to introduce the "daters" I fully expected a co ed group. that's not even how most current dating shows are, why did I think that?
@dinoalien6213
@dinoalien6213 2 года назад
omg king - this was HYSTERICAL. your commentary had me in tears, especially the rap tap routine. i used to watch this show growing up and is absolutely wild that THIS show was “normal”
@Ltdo007
@Ltdo007 2 года назад
16:00 Choose Your Character!
@beeanbeean
@beeanbeean 2 года назад
Everytime Jarvis says "It is free" he sounds more confused than the last
@Melissa-zh3zl
@Melissa-zh3zl 2 года назад
Jesus the Keanu statement just reminded me so much of how uncool it was to like Keanu Reeves in the early/mid 2000s, and how vindicated I felt when the rest of the world realized that he’s awesome
@HyperWolf
@HyperWolf 2 года назад
2:59 gave me animation channel Jarvis flashbacks…
@meganholloran373
@meganholloran373 2 года назад
Your honest reactions to 2008 media is so relatable! Just every single thing that happens is awful by 2022 standards.
@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 2 года назад
No because right after he demonstrated to us what "ninga sex" was, I got an ad and the first thing it said was "it takes a lot to admit that you need help"
@mish6937
@mish6937 2 года назад
i remember watching this show on MTV as a kid. i don't remember it being this hilarious
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