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Tim's Change of Heart 

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Tim has a meeting with a big tech CEO and shows remorse for his body of work, and introduces some new sponsors to the program.
From episode 246: • #246 - I Love The CIA ...
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@spacey_jones
@spacey_jones 3 года назад
"I think its very modern when someone looks at you and you cant quite tell if they're real. I enjoy that" lmao
@F_And
@F_And 3 года назад
"It was unbecoming of a man of my stature"
@peanutgallery7753
@peanutgallery7753 3 года назад
Such a great line. Of his status, but also his size. hahah
@TheeGlocktopus
@TheeGlocktopus 3 месяца назад
You can say the same thing about a salad bar.
@amishspaceforce96
@amishspaceforce96 3 года назад
"I haven't sold out, I've bought in, you see..."
@fayyzie
@fayyzie 3 года назад
“The national security agency we uh... we love ya.”
@JackofSuns
@JackofSuns 3 года назад
Tim sounds like how Trump would describe himself playing pickleball.
@ThatBigCactus
@ThatBigCactus 2 года назад
He uses some of trumps speaking skills, he also does John Pinette. Hilarious combo. Watch a John Pinette stand-up if you like Tim Dillon. Identical fat New Yorker rant style
@seanoreilly1832
@seanoreilly1832 2 года назад
Lmao
@joeybart1776
@joeybart1776 2 года назад
That’s how he describes ALL of his accomplishments lol ‘ We allll played pickleball, I played tennis in college so I was a natural- never played the game before but I was GREAT ‘ Something like that lol
@justgivenofox9543
@justgivenofox9543 Год назад
“I walked on this pickleball court and said, “wow, look at this magnificent pickleball court I’ve never played pickleball before but I’d love to crush you all!”
@TheNotSoFakeNews
@TheNotSoFakeNews 3 года назад
Tim makes this look so effortlessly hilarious. Podcasts really suit his comedic style.
@victorkreig6089
@victorkreig6089 2 года назад
He's a conversationalist, that is how you are good at podcasts Believe it or not Joe Rogan isn't a conversationalist at all, he just brute forces until it works and plays off his guests
@joeleonard9965
@joeleonard9965 2 года назад
@@Kigoz4Life Not really anymore. Hours long for sure but he has lost the interesting part he used to be an expert at.
@joeleonard9965
@joeleonard9965 2 года назад
@shane long I don't think it was Spotify and I have listened to him since 2014. What used to be mundane and sometimes funny comments defending him has turned to braindead bandwagons who pretend they've known him for a decade when they only found out when he became a household name. You just aren't good at paying attention to or identifying subtle changes over time which is more people than not. You can probably get better at it if you work at it. Who cares what he rakes in or where he airs it? Pay attention to the actual quality of the content.
@thepeach4638
@thepeach4638 Год назад
@@joeleonard9965 definitely old episodes were better , still listen depending on the guest but back in the day jre was epic, learning about aliens and pyramids and then laughin
@tobi_versace
@tobi_versace Год назад
I always say he's funnier on pods then stand up although the stand up is fantastic too
@Belenus3080
@Belenus3080 2 года назад
“I wish her well” * serves pickle ball *
@joshua023156
@joshua023156 3 года назад
Tim Dillon is the sole person getting me through the apocalypse.
@joemorones2081
@joemorones2081 3 года назад
Tim Dillon is making fun of you
@donjaun8435
@donjaun8435 2 года назад
Thats a rough fucking spot mate
@maxwellsandor1876
@maxwellsandor1876 Год назад
I genuinely hope it got better man
@aj897
@aj897 Год назад
"Apocalypse" Westerners are so dramatic lmao
@ledzep9zoso
@ledzep9zoso 2 года назад
I listen to Tim while I’m doing yoga. He’s got such a calming, soothing way of talking
@citizenandsaints9852
@citizenandsaints9852 2 года назад
Lmao
@Bentley7Cruize
@Bentley7Cruize 10 месяцев назад
I've never heard his rants described this way, but I have to agree in some way soothing lol
@LB-on8bs
@LB-on8bs 3 года назад
"I dont want anyone to kill you" - Ben So wholesome
@Galliigan
@Galliigan 3 года назад
78t7y777
@Galliigan
@Galliigan 3 года назад
7777
@Galliigan
@Galliigan 3 года назад
78t7y777 y7
@Galliigan
@Galliigan 3 года назад
78t7y777 y777
@jamesedghill3726
@jamesedghill3726 3 года назад
Ben's wife does
@Conker187777
@Conker187777 3 года назад
Tim’s Range Rover is going to drive into the Michael Hastings tree
@steven1479
@steven1479 3 года назад
Yeah, whatever happened with that. Oh well.
@reginald8623
@reginald8623 3 года назад
Heart attack gun is what theyll use. If he gets a 6pack itll be coke roids n sauna. U rite tho dont buy new cars for other reasons than rat race tax. Ppl who drive new ass cars are either working for or are being investigated by, the government.
@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733
@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 2 года назад
Finally. Can we all have a discussion about cars being hacked and remote controlled? And planes.
@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733
@stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-DstWZY_eUOc.html
@MrBoombastic1904
@MrBoombastic1904 2 года назад
I always love when Ben leans towards the mic, seems like he's going to add something to the conversation....and then just says "mhm" 🤣🤣🤣
@VidPro95
@VidPro95 2 года назад
Tim and Ben's chemistry is unmatched.
@adamb1629
@adamb1629 Год назад
This was peak Tim Dillon.
@Slowmotion650
@Slowmotion650 Год назад
Tim really grew on me, he is absolutely hilarious and touches on many topics that a lot of people are too scared to talk about.
@zinkr5470
@zinkr5470 3 года назад
“What metric are you going of off” umm inner belief. Lol
@zinkr5470
@zinkr5470 3 года назад
I like that I get likes on just repeating what he says
@andrewwoodward8563
@andrewwoodward8563 3 года назад
"get likes"
@snakelama
@snakelama 2 года назад
@@zinkr5470 updoot
@MLife1000
@MLife1000 4 месяца назад
😂​@@zinkr5470
@thephilosopher7173
@thephilosopher7173 3 года назад
He's sounding the alarm here, but in a way that's not gonna get him killed. Smart
@equilibrium5280
@equilibrium5280 3 года назад
Yes hahaha very becoming of a comedian with hyperbolic nihilist humor hahaha locking and loading up hahaha very funny all a joke guys leave a like and spread this evangelist message with all your quick witted friends
@topramen5344
@topramen5344 3 года назад
@@equilibrium5280 do you have any friends
@equilibrium5280
@equilibrium5280 3 года назад
@@topramen5344 not anymore.
@TheMeletti
@TheMeletti 3 года назад
@@equilibrium5280 cringe guy
@equilibrium5280
@equilibrium5280 3 года назад
@@TheMeletti Your profile pic?
@loltom3703
@loltom3703 3 года назад
"Mark Zukerberg is a sweet boy." 😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
@gs1277
@gs1277 3 года назад
This is an absolute masterpiece
@blablablaa14
@blablablaa14 2 года назад
Ben doesn't always make Tim laugh but you can see his joy in his face when he gets one on Tim and Tim laughs
@Trist805
@Trist805 3 года назад
Dorsey just made a few mistakes. We all make mistakes. I love Jack Dorsey. Also, I am just glad that Bill and Melinda Gates CARE about ME. It is an amazing feeling that we are all in this together.
@vengeance2.0
@vengeance2.0 3 года назад
Lmao
@Kisyfurr
@Kisyfurr 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@TheChavez1976
@TheChavez1976 3 года назад
Some kinda of sick joke, right..
@John-mf6ky
@John-mf6ky 3 года назад
@@TheChavez1976, C’est la vie..
@joshcortezmusic8697
@joshcortezmusic8697 Год назад
🤣🤣
@Neo-Caveman
@Neo-Caveman Год назад
Tim dillion is really the grown up cartman
@Lilbiscuit284
@Lilbiscuit284 3 года назад
I now use Bens “inner belief” comment for any tough question I’m asked regardless of the topic. “Sir...why did you ram this fucking car off the road?” Me: inner belief.
@andrewwoodward8563
@andrewwoodward8563 3 года назад
"Do you people realize how lucky you are?... With da pharmaceuticals? You can get them when you're young and keep taking them for your entire life."
@vp3179
@vp3179 3 года назад
The amount of minutes, this man can hold a his high tone, is incredible
@joelsantora7434
@joelsantora7434 3 года назад
Whoever Tim’s producer is...he’s great. Totally accurate self assessment of the audience’s desire to hear what he thinks. The older I get the more I respect people’s ability to not share anything. I’m not even kidding. Whoever raised him did an excellent job.
@SomeBody-jo3tz
@SomeBody-jo3tz 2 года назад
He was raised by a cult
@CatnamedMittens
@CatnamedMittens Год назад
It's nice that he doesn't add unnecessary shit.
@UrbanScroff
@UrbanScroff 3 года назад
Playing this over and over again so they know how much we love them!
@durden91tyler
@durden91tyler 2 года назад
That's not how that works..
@bucketiii7581
@bucketiii7581 Год назад
That's weird
@georgecraig6282
@georgecraig6282 3 года назад
Top 5 Anime Betrayals
@thatdude169
@thatdude169 3 года назад
Just started watching these clips. Ben just giggles leaning over so often lol idk how he holds it together
@SavagexRaccoon
@SavagexRaccoon 3 года назад
You should see Ben when Tim ranted about his aunt and when he canceled big mouth Ben couldn’t stop giggling 😂
@Silkentwilight
@Silkentwilight 3 года назад
Watching this at the gym. People think I’m insane. Well done Tim!
@Jonathan_Guice
@Jonathan_Guice 3 года назад
They probably think you're insane because you aren't using headphones...
@stutter4064
@stutter4064 2 года назад
Ya imagine drawing attention to yourself and being surprised when people pay attention to you. The equivalent of someone holding a sign up and complaining that people are reading your sign.
@Andrew-rd9zq
@Andrew-rd9zq 2 года назад
@@stutter4064 pipe down
@TheIcanntspel
@TheIcanntspel 2 года назад
Wear headphones asshole
@km4817
@km4817 Год назад
why the F can they hear what your listening to..... smfh
@agreen182
@agreen182 3 года назад
God dammit I love this show
@BetrayerSlayerMusic
@BetrayerSlayerMusic 3 года назад
should marry it
@tmcleanful
@tmcleanful 3 года назад
If your car suddenly accelerates out of control as your phone emits a strange tone that makes your eyes and ears bleed your best chance of survival is to smash the window (the door locks will not respond), or Tim you might have to go for the windshield, and jump regardless of how fast you're moving. You'll be headed for a tree or cement barrier of some kind so by jumping you have some chance of survival.
@malooch
@malooch 3 года назад
Look into michael Hastings
@equilibrium5280
@equilibrium5280 3 года назад
@@malooch heartbraking stories about insane realities in the dystopian today
@NeoStoicism
@NeoStoicism 3 года назад
They did it to my grandfather in 1993, launched him into a river.
@Psychoma99
@Psychoma99 3 года назад
This is fucking scary
@ryanhopper2854
@ryanhopper2854 Год назад
The we love ya at the end of the NSA ad killed me 😭
@josephvanwyk2088
@josephvanwyk2088 2 года назад
Tim Dillon would be a fantastic casting choice if they ever do a Farley bio.
@littlemissnala315
@littlemissnala315 3 года назад
If Tim was not actually reading from a prompter for his “ads” he is the funniest and most talented comedian in the planet.
@deadliestvice5356
@deadliestvice5356 2 года назад
Oh, he will be *in* the planet soon enough.
@dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGA
@dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGA 2 года назад
@@deadliestvice5356 that a threat?
@bobitussinX
@bobitussinX 3 года назад
Palantier. Litterally the most evil spying device in Lord of the Rings. Even Gandolf was terrified of it
@deadliestvice5356
@deadliestvice5356 2 года назад
Gandolf.
@occiderisaethiopissa3702
@occiderisaethiopissa3702 2 года назад
They weren't evil, they were originally made by the Elves in the Second age. Gandalf has that reaction because the 8 Palantir weren't all accounted for, anyone could have them and watch in on any of the other Palantir. That's all. Put in modern terms they were just phones some in the hands of good people, most of them in the hands of evil but that doesn't make the phone evil, it's just a tool.
@mboots
@mboots 3 года назад
I, for one, welcome Tim's change of heart-
@iyadisleem2574
@iyadisleem2574 3 года назад
12:12 is where this turns to gold 😂
@QuintBlitz
@QuintBlitz 3 года назад
Those fake ads had me rolling! He's like the perfect mix of Patrice O'neil, Ralphie May and Chris Farley! (do not read into the fact they're all dead fat guys with a similar abrasive form of comedy as Tim)
@et4493
@et4493 3 года назад
14:00 man you absolutely killed it 🤣 I'm laying on the floor right now LMAO
@taraschumacker
@taraschumacker 3 года назад
Poor Ben. Blink twice if you need help..
@Epiousios18
@Epiousios18 3 года назад
Tim finally sees the light.
@AcidWolflanger
@AcidWolflanger 3 года назад
If he said “I like you Mila” then I would be scared
@rockandrollbit
@rockandrollbit 3 года назад
Ben's laugh never not makes me smile.
@doreanbennett3405
@doreanbennett3405 3 года назад
Some might say he's just a laugh track.
@TheWhiskyRebel
@TheWhiskyRebel 2 года назад
I am watching every Tim Dillon clip I can...fucking genius.
@chadbarr5365
@chadbarr5365 3 года назад
Mark Zuckerberg: "He's a sweet boy." Ahaahaha
@Eternal1811
@Eternal1811 Год назад
Yet another legendary clip lmao. I’ve watched this so many times by now
@pjkokos
@pjkokos 2 года назад
I'm such a loser that I watched this episode like five times and I feel like commenting every time just cuz I love it so much someone come and take me away in a straight jacket. But I enjoy the part when Ben says you're a great server Tim did not take too kindly to that love the chemistry.
@BigDH28
@BigDH28 2 года назад
Tim is seriously one of the most important voices in comedy and podcasts. We love ya Tim! 🤙🤘✊✌️
@leejganderson7827
@leejganderson7827 3 года назад
Inner belief ...Beautiful.....
@deadliestvice5356
@deadliestvice5356 2 года назад
"The National Security Agency. We're th-... we love ya."
@coloradowebnerd
@coloradowebnerd 2 года назад
This is how Tim Dillon does a roast.
@lithiusx
@lithiusx 3 года назад
If it wasn't for that sign, you'd be nowhere Tim.
@MsOrganique
@MsOrganique 3 года назад
Ben "Inner Belief" LOL - don't be bulled by Tim - Love it!
@tamsinthai
@tamsinthai 3 года назад
I'm listening to Tim but watching Ben's reactions.
@Westronaut
@Westronaut 2 года назад
There's a beautiful duality to the back-and-forth between Tim and Ben in this pod
@Abbas_179_
@Abbas_179_ 3 года назад
God bless Tim Dillon
@scooterg166
@scooterg166 3 года назад
Flailing is the word I think of Ben running around on the pickle court.
@Loner-Wolf
@Loner-Wolf 3 года назад
This man sounds like a cross between Trump and Alex Jones
@Whataboutit1080
@Whataboutit1080 3 года назад
This is the best bit on the internet and so few people have seen it. This makes me sad.
@ThePilotwes
@ThePilotwes 3 года назад
This guy man. Legend
@petarsaric2450
@petarsaric2450 3 года назад
Im uncomfortable not knowing if the first part is a joke or not
@velando75
@velando75 3 года назад
I think he's being sarcastic.
@thatindiandude4602
@thatindiandude4602 3 года назад
@@microfarming8583 you are on a tech platform buddy. They already have what you don't want them to have.
@7DAYSOFOPENINGNIGHTS
@7DAYSOFOPENINGNIGHTS 3 года назад
@@thatindiandude4602 Haha that’s cute, but no there’s still plenty more to be had.
@carpathianhermit7228
@carpathianhermit7228 3 года назад
Can you not detect sarcasm? And you watch his show, christ 🤣🤣
@gregmajewski3406
@gregmajewski3406 2 года назад
@@carpathianhermit7228 I sometimes wonder if there are people out there listening to Tim's preposterous rants with a straight face just nodding in agreemen.. Now I guess I know they're out there.
@JohnboyCollins
@JohnboyCollins 3 года назад
There's no greater sign of western decline than the goddamn pickle ballers cannibalizing tennis.
@RecklessRusty
@RecklessRusty 3 года назад
Cannibalizing? I think pickleball will help grow tennis. Its more accessible to the young and old and provides a foundation for kids to transition into tennis.
@JohnboyCollins
@JohnboyCollins 3 года назад
@@RecklessRusty I'm mostly joking, but they do constantly take up the public courts.
@Frank-it9kl
@Frank-it9kl Год назад
I miss these two together
@DamnFuckLazy
@DamnFuckLazy 2 года назад
Ma boy. He is so pure. The purest.
@sirgregor8226
@sirgregor8226 2 года назад
I believe this is what they call tour-de-force. Brilliant.
@blakehobba
@blakehobba 3 года назад
Best segment yet!
@rufioswitch2132
@rufioswitch2132 2 года назад
I would pay to watch Tim and Ben play pickleball
@mzbeabout
@mzbeabout 3 года назад
So all it takes for an endorsement from Tim Dillon is hummus, a strawberry, and pickleball? ✌😉😂 And they say, "The truth shall set you free." Cheers.
@bluesnipe
@bluesnipe 2 года назад
Tim and Ben are best friend goals
@joshuaabraham33
@joshuaabraham33 3 года назад
I wish this guy would bring me on. My dad was the first to expose the Illuminati with his book None Dare Call It Conspiracy
@danielkeogh482
@danielkeogh482 2 года назад
Consuming all of Tim's content like crack
@TheoGarza
@TheoGarza 2 года назад
Same. I have a public playlist if you need assistance 😂
@danielkeogh482
@danielkeogh482 2 года назад
@@TheoGarza Just subbed, thanks a million!
@mwilliamson4198
@mwilliamson4198 3 года назад
Tim's going to get Seth Rich-ed before he gets rich
@PhantomLordOG
@PhantomLordOG 2 года назад
Who’s that?
@juantoscano3594
@juantoscano3594 18 дней назад
Undisputed comedian champion for the 21st century.
@paynekaufmann403
@paynekaufmann403 3 года назад
bens the perfect cohost
@SamuelHauptmannvanDam
@SamuelHauptmannvanDam 2 года назад
I don't know if it is the corona virus, but this is the funniest shit ever. I've never cried like this in a long time.
@tylerpi
@tylerpi 3 года назад
Wow Tim has totally sold out for poke bowls
@user-oc6xd4ee5l
@user-oc6xd4ee5l 3 года назад
And au grand potatoes
@davymac92
@davymac92 3 года назад
with sriracha vinaigrette
@jumpman171
@jumpman171 2 года назад
And lobster crusted steak
@mollyclarke5225
@mollyclarke5225 3 года назад
I mostly watch for Ben's reaction.
@kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu
@kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu 3 года назад
"This is a long ad..." XD XD XD
@mandreadfg
@mandreadfg 2 месяца назад
This fuckkkkked me up
@jred23pyro
@jred23pyro 3 года назад
Pickleball is fun. Easy to spin the wiffle ball for crazy serves.. That was in high school tho I'm 35 lol..good stuff.
@cyb3rnautas
@cyb3rnautas 3 года назад
"I like the Central Intelligence Agency"
@Loco5919
@Loco5919 3 года назад
ALL HAIL THE TECH LORDS
@ctex93
@ctex93 3 года назад
you made my sister go inside the house. thanks.
@blakerackley8874
@blakerackley8874 3 года назад
This wasn't April Fool's Day, but in Tim's mind it was...
@topramen5344
@topramen5344 3 года назад
Tim’s changed bro
@sunshinestate1306
@sunshinestate1306 2 года назад
How so?
@dayeak57
@dayeak57 3 года назад
It's like doug stanhope with a 90 day AA medallion
@chipgregory9853
@chipgregory9853 3 года назад
Brilliant!
@juiceloose100
@juiceloose100 2 года назад
This is what good comedy sounds like in the end times folks..
@canthinkofausername8253
@canthinkofausername8253 3 года назад
WTF I love the NSA now.
@PhatyNug
@PhatyNug 3 года назад
Really and air B and B ad 😂🤣 RU-vid you’re killing me
@Thedudeabides803
@Thedudeabides803 3 года назад
Ohhhhhh rethinking the airbnb debacle?😆
@jackmariner
@jackmariner 3 года назад
We need to think about the danger that if one single leader of a nuclear power, wants to be one of the maybe 10,000 survivors left after a modern nuclear word war, they can. There is no way the rich and powerful would ever want to restart human civilization on their terms, they’ve always done sooo much for us!
@TheAwillz
@TheAwillz 3 года назад
Legend love you bro
@charlesnorden4375
@charlesnorden4375 3 года назад
This is hilarious because I forgot about the part about getting the vaccine twice. I know someone who actually did this 😂 they went and got 1st dose of maderna and got the johnson and johnson before the second shot 😂
@loltom3703
@loltom3703 3 года назад
Oof
@ameeshupadhyay
@ameeshupadhyay 2 года назад
"Inner Belief" LOL
@MTNJOHN
@MTNJOHN 3 года назад
Loll “a scene from ex machina”
@loukaleaf
@loukaleaf 11 месяцев назад
dude is officially the funniest man alive.
@jhonattanrojasmoncada9661
@jhonattanrojasmoncada9661 3 года назад
This guy 🔥
@69Handler
@69Handler 2 года назад
I've been looking for a show with same "Sarcastic Humor"..... Found it!!!
@johnhagariii9771
@johnhagariii9771 3 года назад
“don’t kill me new world order”
@batmanyo6648
@batmanyo6648 3 года назад
o my god I love it.
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