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Norm Macdonal here tells his Uncle Hector, the rail hobo, joke on Conan's show. the second clip is Norm's Andy Richter joke, 3 Clip is the Norm's Macdonald riddle joke, then followed by the Albert Fish story and in the end the famous 12 minutes Joke.
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@jairkerker2821 3 года назад

I swear, I can tell _any_ Norm joke and leave a room full of people in dead silence.

@manuvikramsingh6685 2 года назад

I wouldn't boast about that. I would take that to the grave .

@peterlafrankie7224 2 года назад

I do the dirty johnny one too random new people at work and the only joy is my friend I work with gets a kick out of it everytime but always blank stares

@joelabacherli1310 Год назад

Christ, I tried one his short ones at work a while ago and got absolutely nothing. Practiced it and everything. Still bombed. Id never attempt one of his marathon jokes.

@warriorinagarden7573 Год назад

@@joelabacherli1310 that's exactly the response you should be looking for. Whenever I tell one of his jokes I tell it more for myself than anybody else. You've got to know that people usually won't end up gut laughing - but that's not the point. Good luck, my friend!

@TheEpicFaliGamer Год назад

There nothing I love more than going up in front of a quiet audience and through my comedy slowly turning them into an unruly mob

@tristramcoffin926 5 месяцев назад

Norm lived his whole life and never killed a woman in cold blood. Rest in peace.

@brianderx 4 месяца назад

What do you mean Rest in peace? "He's dead?! I didn't even know he was sick...." ~Norm

@Kurdt1 4 месяца назад

Or so the Germans would have us believe

@DanielWidrew 4 месяца назад

but if we find out he did, what a punchline!

@matthewjacobs3872 3 месяца назад

He was a better man than me that’s for damn sure

@trippytradingcards7852 2 месяца назад

We know one thing for sure if he did ever murder a women; he would not leave her in a shallow grave.

@arturocaissut1071 Месяц назад

My favourite detail is the miners calling Uncle Hector "Uncle Hector".

@robmitchell3864 6 дней назад

😃😄😂

@tylerphillips503 3 месяца назад

His longest joke turned out to be "I didn't even know he was sick"

@T25de 3 месяца назад

Well played norm

@cmcapps1963 21 день назад

Heartbreaking, dark, and brilliant. Mr. Macdonald in a nutshell.

@1SqueakyWheel 10 дней назад

He'd have loved it.

@chamuuemura5314 4 месяца назад

You hear only 1 Norm joke and you think he’s one of the worst comics ever. You hear 5 Norm jokes and like a good fungus he grows on you and you think he’s one of the best comics ever.

@nicksinger1698 2 месяца назад

I saw one Norm clip before I got into him years ago and I thought it was the stupidest anti-humor ever. Then I later understood

@jamesprior2496 Месяц назад

Exactly what I was going to post!

@professor_of_logic Месяц назад

I know what are you talking about...btw, he was not "one of the best comics ever"! He was one of a kind!

@LibertarianLibrarian1776 Месяц назад

My first Norm joke was the Courtney Thorn interview, when he said “Bored spelled B O R E D” I geeked

@lesleyjohnson8488 Месяц назад

@@LibertarianLibrarian1776Thank you, A level of genius ne’er surpassed

@milosterwheeler2520 5 месяцев назад

"Even in today's enlightened society, it remains a stigma to be a psycho-sexual sadist."

@Kurdt1 4 месяца назад

Don’t I know it

@jamesprior2496 Месяц назад

It ain't over yet!

@Oleg_K. 24 дня назад

I didn't even know you guys were sick.

@MakimaMelee 4 месяца назад

"I feel like I should be tucked into bed listening to you" Conan is completely right, that's exactly what I'm doing right now and it's great.

@cryterion7770 2 месяца назад

Lol same right now

@NostramoNox Месяц назад

Same

@hunterkirkham4108 Месяц назад

@@NostramoNoxd 😊❤ess zffhf as s❤uu

@James_Bee Месяц назад

Yup. Had to leave though for fear that my poopy attempts at stifling my laughter would wake the missus.

@shoujahatsumetsu 19 дней назад

@@James_Bee I usually reserve that for my poopy attempts at pooping, but I see it might come handy in other situations too

@MB-jq1uh 2 месяца назад

The opening joke 'no, no, he's my uncle from cousin's side' went by so quickly that only a select few in the audience got it, and that really gets the dynamic going, he's such a natural talker, great stuff

@maushardt13 4 месяца назад

"You weren't gay,,,, you were raped" God I miss Norm sooooo much, Comic gold!!!!!

@gpwcowboy Месяц назад

That was him making up for saying Andy loves gay porn. Like 10 times before.

@garbo7779 8 дней назад

Cuz Andy Richter don’t go for that funny stuff neither

@roskypolkerkan8355 5 месяцев назад

You have to understand that Norm didn't GAF to the point of if he killed at a club most nights, after getting off stage he'd go back to the green room and play cards....but if he bombed, sometimes on purpose, he'd actually go to the front door and shake every person's hand as they left. For real.

@jacobtuttle6063 5 месяцев назад

If he didn’t care he wouldn’t go and shake peoples hands after he bombs

@jamesb6857 4 месяца назад

@@jacobtuttle6063bots bots bots more bots

@jessemitchell5764 2 месяца назад

Legend

@Preston241 Месяц назад

Even without a source I believe it. Such a Norm thing to do. Hilarious.

@rickshawwheelchair Месяц назад

I wish I met him!

@cruz1ale 5 месяцев назад

"I won't say the name of the mining company, it was MacIntyre Mine"

@overclucker 2 месяца назад

That's how genius he was.

@borealranger9763 2 месяца назад

That’s a real and well-storied mine up in Timmins, Ontario.

@sweatywraith8242 21 день назад

LMAO reminds me of Kanye's "I'm not gonna say what kind of doctor..."

@evanblythe2283 6 дней назад

@@sweatywraith8242I thought the same thing. Would be crazy if Kayne was here.

@jeremywilliams2898 Год назад

The Andy Swedish German joke is one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life not necessarily because the joke itself is so funny but the execution is unbelievable.

@TylerDurden-ch9ml Год назад

And, the punchline is rape and you can't not laugh.

@bryanarnold1149 6 месяцев назад

But that is Norm in a nutshell!

@FrancescoRossiphoto 5 месяцев назад

He wasn’t gay

@joe-zj8js 5 месяцев назад

@@FrancescoRossiphoto exactly. He wasn't gay just deeply closeted.

@lethalwolf7455 4 месяца назад

@@joe-zj8js I’m not so sure, but my friend at the University of Science is trying to figure it out

@michaels4683 Год назад

I love how a top five norm Macdonald jokes compilation, is longer then 30 minutes.

@SaulmanPhishbass 7 месяцев назад

and the Moth Joke wasn't even part of the top 5 !! 😭

@harrymultani6877 5 месяцев назад

@@SaulmanPhishbass reminds me of another terrible tragedy.

@drew1467 Месяц назад

It’s a “Top 5 Norm MacDonald’s LONGEST jokes” compilation

@lethalwolf7455 Год назад

That serial killer joke is the ultimate proof that Norm could make absolutely anything funny!

@callmeshaggy5166 5 месяцев назад

It was more of a factoid

@robertfaulkner1824 5 месяцев назад

@@callmeshaggy5166yeah there was no joke there… also Albert Fish was real. The other comedian was like “now I know there was no Albert fish I would have heard about it”. I doubt he killed 700 but still very real

@twotoekenn 4 месяца назад

It's infotainment!

@SaltBhj 3 года назад

I remember the moment I first heard the Albert Fish story, I was in the bathroom at my university and I was so invested in that story that by the time Norm went “this guy was a real JERK!” I bursted laughing that when I got out of the bathroom stall people were looking at me odd. Anyway, it was a nice meal.

@laughassembly853 3 года назад

Haha the timing is perfect haha thanks dude for tuning in I remember you from the previous video 🙏

@davidpinette9656 3 года назад

Looked at you odd? Just like adam egrett when he doesn't complete his duty under the Queensborough bridge

@TylerDurden-ch9ml Год назад

That's the part that made you laugh? I die when he says "Now you're thinking like Albert Fish. Nobody cares about prostitutes".

@SaltBhj Год назад

@@TylerDurden-ch9ml that’s offensive

@brianderx 4 месяца назад

@@SaltBhjyeah. It's offensive to say you "die" every time when you are still in fact alive. Very deceased-phobic humor there ... shame! 🙃

@tolep 4 месяца назад

That Albert Fish guy... at least he wasn't a hypocrite.

@josephbroadwell2930 4 месяца назад

That’s the worst part

@danielgadomski5129 Месяц назад

Ya know, the more I hear about this Albert Fish guy, the less I care for him!

@Bonn1770 4 месяца назад

"You're thinking like Albert Fish now!" I'm dying

@CaseyWinehouse 2 месяца назад

“Do that thing that makes me feel like God.” I’ve heard it a dozen times and it still catches me off guard every time.

@LolaLaRue-sq6jm 5 месяцев назад

Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds on Celebrity Jeopardy is still the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I have to keep stopping the video so I don't pass out from lack of oxygen.

@danburns4003 4 месяца назад

Norm mascdonalds as turd ferguson you mean 😂😂

@Storm88000 Месяц назад

“Who is Andre the Giant.”

@authaire 5 месяцев назад

"I always tell that guy, you shouldn't curse so much" lmao excellent save Norm

@KravistDillonT 6 месяцев назад

Norm MacDonald saying “come on man, that’s not funny” makes me instantly laugh quite a bit more than I already was.

@thecreamyone3606 5 месяцев назад

My fav Long Norm joke isnt on here....The New Neighbor whos a professor of Logic Joke 😂 Best Ever!!!

@robertedson2374 5 месяцев назад

How about the midget joke!?? LOL!!

@michaelbarton9632 2 месяца назад

Would that be the Professor of Logic from The University of Science? 😂

@thecreamyone3606 2 месяца назад

@@michaelbarton9632 The one n only...

@trippytradingcards7852 2 месяца назад

On a side note; do you own a doghouse?

@Alexandrecivpoa 29 дней назад

Great joke, but not original. I’ve known this joke for over 35 years

@renbelmont 2 месяца назад

"my uncle on my cousin's side" is so funny

@jtapia1123 2 месяца назад

“The most toothsome dish in all of gastronomy” 😂

@puertoboboche 5 месяцев назад

I love his buildup to the punchline and his French Canadian accent was very good.

@aaronbaron3155 Месяц назад

Nobody got Conan to stand up and kick stuff like ol' Norm...😂😂😂😂

@JacobConkin 2 месяца назад

I wonder if that last clip about "hope" was a silent hint saying "dont try hope, it never works out" in reference to his cancer diagnosis. You could see he dropped hints in the later stage of his cancer when he was telling jokes. I relate to him as i also have cancer in the pancreas and liver. We miss you norm ❤

@kimcantswim174 21 день назад

How are you doing now, Jacob? You okay?

@Jona-cn3le 7 дней назад

I wish you the best Jacob

@warframehunter7298 6 дней назад

Hope you're well Jacob

@edwardwong654 17 дней назад

Love Norm. I wish he could have stayed around long enough for OJ's passing.

@gsutton219 3 месяца назад

I love that Norm and Conan were so close. I also love that I can’t do any of these jokes with my friends because no ever laughs

@iamtheiconoclast3 25 дней назад

Janice is the funniest goddamn bit any comedian has ever written.

@user-mt9gb5lz4m 5 месяцев назад

Love norm - half an hour for 5 jokes.

@WackityWhiz2 3 месяца назад

*half a hour

@user-mt9gb5lz4m 3 месяца назад

@@WackityWhiz2 no

@bryankorenberg6256 Год назад

Sheer tyranny of will

@Confused_Philosopher 4 месяца назад

Andy Rickter the Swedish German joke is now legend.

@johnlillyblad5188 Год назад

3:15 "It's coal-y" haha!

@twentyfifthdui4717 2 месяца назад

I always thought Norm made up Fish. Turns out that whole story is real except for the 700 kids. Fish killed at least 3, was a suspect in 10 others, and bragged he'd victimized children in 28 states.

@thomasesr Месяц назад

Wow! 33 minutes of Norm McDonald jokes, that's like 3 jokes! 😊

@calsavestheworld 5 месяцев назад

Hope is what puts the sting in disappointment.

@grizzlywhisker 6 месяцев назад

Not Kitchner Leslie's pig... Kitchner Leslie's LADY!

@SKR_89 4 месяца назад

Coming back to videos of norm is just a nice comfortable place. Makes me happy

@stephenpalmer8054 2 месяца назад

No stand up has ever stolen a Norm Macdonald joke...it is impossible

@carlwinslo 5 месяцев назад

"You werent gay. You were RAPED!" lmao! Man i miss Norm.

@Danny-wv8ec 2 месяца назад

RIP Norm, my dad was diagnosed with cancer 6 months ago and damn it's stressful, it pains me to say this coz he's my work partner and my best friend but the battle will end draw.

@anthonycorsi6409 5 месяцев назад

Greatest talk show guest ever!!

@Kurdt1 4 месяца назад

You mean Courtney Thorne Smith

@richminor3081 4 месяца назад

What a world treasure Norm was , and will continue to be !!!

@TheDaveBloom 22 дня назад

I don’t know, I was like 11, and the first time I saw Norm was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and Regis asked him of that was his final answer, and he goes “What do you think I’m stupid?” And I was hooked on the funniest man ever to walk this planet. RIP.

@brettpettinger9200 10 месяцев назад

Where's the moth joke, the university of science. Yes the Janice joke was a theme, but it just shows how his delivery and comic brilliance could make it all come together.

@JETZcorp 4 месяца назад

I'm actually quite glad that the usual suspects were missing. We've all heard the moth joke, Uncle Terry in Vietnam, the dog house, and the Youthful Porpoise a thousand times. These slightly deeper cuts were refreshing.

@patrickvalentino600 24 дня назад

Conan saying "I'm trying to help you out" to Norm is like your classmate who failed algebra saying "I'm trying to help you out" to Stephen Hawking

@user-mc7dm1uk6e Месяц назад

Funniest man who ever lived.

@nyChannel09 Год назад

The first joke was just a joke about the mine. The whole setup about how his uncle got to the mine is totally not needed, and thats why its so funny. You could literally start listening at 3:29, which is were average people wouldve started telling the joke.

@Kurdt1 Год назад

You forgot not to mention the name of the MacIntyre mine

@JeffWiersma 7 месяцев назад

They have a law of their own … the railroad cops

@grizzlywhisker 6 месяцев назад

I feel like that joke could have been so much better if he had briefly brought Kitchner Leslie back into the story to remind the listener that he's the antagonist (beyond just being this mythical sort of railroad cop that's mentioned in the beginning,) and if he had added a quick anecdote where someone tells Uncle Hector that Kitchner Leslie has a fat girlfriend that nobody likes. Then it could have legitimately worked when he drops the punchline as you realize she's so fat/ugly that Uncle Hector mistook her for a pig lol... But honestly the fact that it was so nonsensical and seemingly made up on the spot made it great in its own way.

@TheGenedon 5 месяцев назад

I think it's also a way to get everyone invested to the point where Conan can't break off the story anymore at 'we have sex with animals here'. If the joke starts there he might have changed topics but when the joke has been going for 3 minutes you can't get away with that..

@martincrossing8245 3 месяца назад

@@grizzlywhiskerthats the beauty of the joke. If you mention that kitchner leslie has a fat girlfriend the audience may deduce the punchline of the joke. The joke wouldnt be effective if you could guess what the punchline is.

@deeboy4378 2 месяца назад

Why does Norm remind me of a Drunk uncle

@notachannel7495 3 месяца назад

This man was a genius in so many ways. He worked on a different level from the rest of us. Highly skilled comedians, who are a breed of their own, couldn't keep up with Norm. The smartest of them sat back and let Norm fill the room with his words.

@Jason15Cooke Месяц назад

“You damn fool that’s Kitchener Leslee’s girlfriend!” Worst time to be inhaling smoke.

@sarcasmo57 5 месяцев назад

Nailed every one.

@suggestedusername6662 5 дней назад

Albert Fish story being in the birthday section is golden. He literally couldn’t miss😂😂😂

@twentyfifthdui4717 2 месяца назад

I'm partial to the Scrabble story. I never saw Norm do anything outside SNL until I heard him tell that Scrabble story - on Letterman I think - and I was like, Norm is the funniest guy alive.

@marthaw7664 4 месяца назад

Miss you Norm❤😂

@pedroaguia8 5 месяцев назад

Top 5 jokes: 33 minutes lmao

@unclecreepy4185 4 месяца назад

That curse word was cut out so well that at first I didn’t understand the reaction of everyone. I thought they truly lost it at the punchline.

@bryanarnold1149 6 месяцев назад

What, the Moth joke is not included?

@grizzlywhisker 6 месяцев назад

I feel like the moth joke is sort of in its own league of madness lol.

@chinaman1 Месяц назад

His vancouver island trip recounting was amazing. I go back to it whenever I need a laugh.

@arnaldolopez116 3 месяца назад

For many, this is the length of a comedy special

@sickntired6241 4 месяца назад

My god the vanished Janis is pure f ing gold!! So brilliant

@joshchacko7729 4 месяца назад

Thanks man.

@sleddy01 4 месяца назад

Starts with 'Let me ask you quickly....'

@poop_storm 3 месяца назад

I think the cab driver joke could work with pretty much any audience

@michaelarmitage4394 4 месяца назад

He was superb

@georgesotiriou7051 3 года назад

If you don't think Norm Macdonald is a genius then you and I will have to agree to disagree.

@laughassembly853 3 года назад

No I don't agree to disagree. And i'm a jewish doctor

@kainhingle4969 4 месяца назад

Was he good at math or something"?

@georgesotiriou7051 4 месяца назад

@@kainhingle4969 Better than Matthew Perry

@josephbroadwell2930 4 месяца назад

Are you gonna bring up the holocaust every time

@josephbroadwell2930 4 месяца назад

Are you gonna bring up the holocaust every time

@ArkhamsAngel13 Месяц назад

The serial killer one has me making snorting from the soul!i couldn't stop myself laughing.Dude is a legend man!

@unclecreepy4185 4 месяца назад

The good thing about Norm, after it was revealed he murdered all those women and buried them in very very deep graves,, was he wasn’t a hypocrite.

@professor_of_logic Месяц назад

Yeah, that's my Hero!!!

@sammckay542 Месяц назад

Some of his jokes never ended

@Alex-mw1uu 2 месяца назад

I wish I could move through life with Norm's energy.

@allenanderson4911 5 месяцев назад

Never met a professional stand up who wrote Street Jokes...there was only One.

@dewimatthews 4 месяца назад

That man’s father is my father’s son. My father’s son = me So it’s his son.

@sierpinskibrot 21 день назад

No it's a new york cab driver were you even listening

@spudsmccatfish 5 месяцев назад

You forgot the Moth joke 😎

@Rtbenj873 5 месяцев назад

Half-a-hour

@im__contributing 27 дней назад

needed a five minute and fifty second norm joke today

@1qwasz12 5 месяцев назад

Half a hour news is right.

@helenachase5627 3 месяца назад

Damn, I was waiting for the moth joke !

@HEDGE1011 2 месяца назад

My favorite!

@rayl9335 4 месяца назад

"Coaly"

@GravityRestored 6 дней назад

Love you, Norm

@callmeshaggy5166 5 месяцев назад

Now don't laugh at this next part

@TheMastur Месяц назад

Perfect commercial timing thnx

@Butterflies-jn2bw 5 месяцев назад

Ole Blue eyes, I miss you buddy. But you died and I didn't so there is that ♥️🙏♥️🙏

@BeezerWashingbeard 3 месяца назад

A Swedish-German is a Danish nightmare.

@gary_stavropoulos 5 месяцев назад

Here is the difference between hobos, tramps and bums A hobo is someone that travels and works. A tramp is someone that travels but doesn’t work. While a bum doesn’t work or travel.

@lesleyjohnson8488 Месяц назад

The light was on 😂

@noshortselectric5208 Месяц назад

Lmfao when Norm checked to make sure Conan was still there when he took a sip

@djvycious 18 дней назад

The '12 minute joke' will never get old to me. My partner's name is Janice and I cannot tell you how many times I play it for her.

@snoopboom4614 Месяц назад

I discoevered norm too late , the man is legend 😂😂😂😂 rip norm he was all about the laugh

@zachmorgan6982 20 дней назад

As soon as norm hears the word family everything about his real life goes out the window and he's just thinks of the funniest joke That can be told about a family that doesn't exist. It's actually quite simple but brilliant

@ForgottenCovers 5 месяцев назад

Poor Janice

@waylinroork9727 4 месяца назад

That Albert Fish stuff wasn't made up. It wasn't even a joke. It's true.

@josephbroadwell2930 4 месяца назад

I actually wrote a book on Albert Fish. Norm got most of the information correct. He would brag to his acquaintances about having victims in every state, sometimes even in great…he actually was a real jerk