Trump NFT Cold Open - SNL 

It's a shame that James can't portray both Biden and Trump at the same time on Saturday Night Live since he does great impressions of both Presidents.

The voice is just perfect

The comedy central "The President Show" guy is literally indistinguishable

@@jessetorres8738 the best

Lots of people are talking about it and we love the people. Don't we folks?

better that Lincoln

the writers dont even have to exaggerate

I didn’t watch the announcement, but I just assume he said most of this. It’s not like the writers have to do too much to make him sound ridiculous, lol.

Yes he did and he was serious.

That was hilarious..

Yeah it has a Dave Letterman Top 10 list feel with the list part!!! So hilarious!! Better than Ezra - but Maybe Less Than Jake? 😆 🤘

I’m guessing much of his impression is improvised. Stream of consciousness Trump, which is perfect since the real Trump rambles like that, too.

"Perfect" mimicry of Trump's psycho-pathological pattern of 'circumstantiality'!

ya bernt

All was needed was a bit more orange.

And he obviously likes Trump. Like Norm McDonald said, Alec Baldwin's Trump sucked because he hated him. You gotta like the person you are portraying on some level or it doesn't work. The SNL Hillary & Elizabeth Warren went the other way. Nose too far up the ass. There is a balance.

Yep. Way better than Alec Baldwin.

@@mikereiss4216 Alec was great in his own way, I liked him just the same. Except none of them is truly fully accurate without all the sweating.

@@mikereiss4216 Baldwin had a better facial expressions. This guy has a way better voice impression lol

Daddy was pretty good, but junior was nowhere near stoned enough to be believable.

I agree

Trump saw all the influencers getting away with rug pulls so he didn't wanna miss out on the chance to make some money too.

By Saturday morning Trump's NFTs sold out and he made $4.4 million off of them. However, many of them were stock images from websites like Amazon and Men's Warehouse with his face on them, and Trump could get sued for that.

Every time Trump speaks, he writes a skit for SNL. He really should be on SNL writing staff.

@@jessetorres8738 lol investors bought all them and are now reselling them to Trump supporters for extra money and they are dumb enough to buy them. And yet they will turn around and complain about the cost of gas and groceries. Go figure

@@StevenC32 Trump doesn’t deserve paychecks from SNL…he already plunders so much from his own supporters’ pockets

His skills 'kills'!

Ive seen the actual commerical and have to ask did he tone himself down or does he just reserve his high energy nutcase for tweets and rallies?

Yeah they only had to add a few extra cards.

Look you SNL Dems... Stop trying to make sense out of things.. This is the MAGAverse and Our Leader Pres. Trump is just Owning you Libs with the NFT's... He is just showing you that he has confidence and he is a real Leader with power.. The legit Pres. Trump will be back in Power soon we can't wait..

A Christmas miracle!

WTF are you on about? You act like this NFT shit is something Trump approved. Seek help for your TDS.

Early Christmas present 🎁

Trump DOES tell the truth sometimes and I'm glad James has started incorporating that into his impersonation

🎯🤘

A coup perhaps.

Trump may be the greatest troll to ever live. The lefties fall for it every single time too.

Where's your BLM billions

The jokes on them because those $99 Trump Digital Card NFTs turned into $1,000 a piece right now and constantly going up on OpenSea ‼️😎💰 While they sleep we eat

@@hiphopnewmusic1102and how are your worthless cards now? xD

It was hard to tell that this was a parody. Trump literally goes off into random tangents like that.

“It seems like a scam.. and, in many ways, it is.” 🤣🤣

Using the word "thought" is being egregiously generous.

@@jeffbaer5851 😂 I couldn’t think of a more appropriate word.

And that's what makes James Austin Johnson's Trump impression better than the others, including ones done by Darrell Hammond, Frank Caliendo (from MADtv), and, of course, Alec Baldwin.

The hand movements though

Look you SNL Dems... Stop trying to make sense out of things.. This is the MAGAverse and Our Leader Pres. Trump is just Owning you Libs with the NFT's... He is just showing you that he has confidence and he is a real Leader with power.. The legit Pres. Trump will be back in Power soon we can't wait..

he's good but he isnt funny. i rather he be bad. But funny.

I sometimes see t***p when I close my eyes. It’s called a nightmare…

@@yikan1107 thanks mario

Hysterical 😂😂😂

That killed me! Bet he improvised that.

Yeah they did. Open your ears

@@markdaniels7174 He definitely didn't, because it's against the rules. Lorne Michaels has fired cast members for going off-script.

​@@LoinclothRisingthey said didn't laugh ENOUGH. Open your eyes

Except the $99 NFT's are now worth $600.

I about fell off my couch.

@@XZOL445 To who? You can say any item is worth any amount of money. Like Beany Babies. Ultimately, you must be willing to part with these precious, once-in-a-lifetime heirlooms.../s...AND you have to find a sucker, I mean enthusiastic buyer, of course, willing to part with $600+ for each NFT. Worth. They have no intrinsic value. If you buy stocks, gold, someone will actually value that. If you buy cookies, you may eat them. This is completely ludicrous. They are without worth of any kind, EXCEPT in the fact that you may con people even more foolish into "investing" larger and larger sums on this tripe. Most of these "collectibles" have NOTHING to do with Donald Trump. Astronaut? Boxer? Cowboy? It's a con. He's funding his many legal battles and his alleged 2024 campaign. Suckers putting money in the pocket of a "Billionaire" for some gaudy, trash and it's not even trash you can hold in your hands. Congratulations.

@@XZOL445 A fool is easily parted with his money.

so, all of a sudden trump is telling the truth? and selling photoshopped images for $100 EACH... of him as superman, an astronaut, a cowboy🤣🤣🤣... perfectly reasonable.

🤣

Hahahahahaha

Same here.. 😆🤡👉

You didn’t love he’s a “great Navi Dad?”

I'm surprised that SNL actually admitted this. I would have assumed they would continue to spread the lie about the Grinch's heart growing 3 times bigger, which would kill any one.

Jewish condemn Christmas in their Tora. They think that Jesus is an impostor evil pretending to be the messiah that they are still waiting.

He actually said Jews and Muslims love Christmas, irl.

That one caught me by surprise

So dry. Hilarious.

Christian's what?

*unfortunately

Makes Alec Baldwin look like crap

@@tomcoryell321 that's cause Alex Baldwin was Fucking Terrible and sounded Nothing like him and he always just acted like an idiot.

He's the 2nd best I have ever heard. The best I have ever heard was Azzerz in his Trump playing cod trolling videos on RU-vid. He sounds Exactly like him.

Check out Jamie Foxx's.

fallon sucks. please don't mention him in the same breath as Hartman.

"Jimmy Fallon, Phil Hartman, Bill Hader" One of those is not like the others ...

Dana Carvey

Funnier even still is that they didn’t have to buy the nft’s to get the base images. You can just screen capture them like he said which shows the ineptitude of who ever put the promotion together in the first place.

Not hard, considering Trump swiped those images from other artists in the first place. Here's hoping SNL actually paid them. FDT.

SNL's Photoshop skills were better than the real ones. That's how bad the actual "cards" were. It's like don the con's team gave the job to an intern and said they needed it done in an hour.

Trump trolled the fck out of the liberals with this one. Genius 😂.

@@hvega8199 yeah right , because in your upside down mind, if you’re gonna burn the Libs, charge them $99 to buy worthless trading cards of Trump, riding a red white and blue elephant.

Also to future generations, this was a brilliant way to raise money for a campaign and also to get the MSM news to finally cover it.

@Tammy it's actually a super inefficient way to raise funds. Any candidate would be better off holding a private fundraiser in one evening, intake would be exponentially higher.

My 12 and 14 yo thought Trump's was a parody at first. They even got 2nd hand embarrassment from it.

@@ggmanatee He raised 4.5 million in less than 24 hours. Seems pretty efficient to me. He also got MSM coverage and trolled them pretty good with his announcement. 😎

@@tammy5926 money laundering

I noticed that too. He's sooooo Good!

😂🤣😅🤣😂.

SO damn funny!!!

He's a good listener

Yeah, I noticed that too. His non-verbal Trump impressions are also spot-on.

I fckn lost it... 2grams.. damn the price has come down.. in the early 80 a gram cost 100.. lmmfao. I only know that from group!! Lol

@@rusty1898 DJTj's price. Except he buys in bulk.

@@sweett2185 oh yeah I guess that's the way to go.. more you buy the cheaper it is!!

That was funny. He should also change his impression to the coked up Donnie Jr

2:49 That's got to be cocaine right? Because weed prices could never.

yup. impressed, which is rare with snl these days. subtle humor is a nice foil for crass humor

Double word score!

I'll admit. Never saw 'Avatar'. Someone had to explain it to me!

@@TJamesBell But after you learned what it was...it was a good joke, right?

@DonoVideo Yes!

Hi Isaac. Why did you conclude that the joke was underrated? Did you need someone to explain it to you?

@@colors6692 No, I thought that it was really funny; that's why I think that it was underrated, I feel like it should have gotten more laughs from the audience.

I thought perhaps the mystery prize would be a leg lamp.

@@mushdogful "It's a major award!"

@Isaac Buckley it didn't get more laughs because it never really happened. I laughed when the son said 2 grams for 99$ I was thinking .. they should of made a skit with bidens son buying and smoking crack with hookers 😂

Nothing funnier than that

true, it met with, disbelief, embarrassment & other reactions among pundits of every stripe, except comics & comedians who simply had to preface it with, "I (we) didn't make this up."

The effing laser eyes look exactly like something out of a spoof. It's like Dump is just full-on embracing what a grifting clown he is.

copyright issues. he isn't a public figure anymore

@@Telencephelonliterally the ex president running for president in what world isn’t he a public person?????

Of course, even he dare not say, ...Bannon!

That hurt *me* as a 4th child… and I’m an only child 😩😆

To be honest, I totally forgot the youngest one.

When reality becomes satire

No, Stop trying to make sense out of things.. This is the MAGAverse and Our Leader Pres. Trump is just Owning you Libs with the NFT's... He is just showing you that he has confidence and he is a real Leader with power.. The legit Pres. Trump will be back in Power soon we can't wait.. Trump/DeSantis 2022!!

@@jasonmilton He is not powerful. He's a very, very weak man-child. You know that too. The only people he "owns" are those who have wasted money on his grifts. Soon, God willing, he will be on trial for his many crimes against the nation.

It writes itself so perfectly, "Better than Washington, better than Lincoln"

Is this life imitating art or art imitating life?

His Biden impression is also impressive, though I still prefer Beck's impression of McConnell.

No he is not. Grow TFU! Ahhhhhhh.

Chuck tells people to grow up as he cries like a child over a great Trump impression...classic

@@Humongous420 Simps gonna simp. Can't take anyone making fun of Daddy

The best by far

Shebab - And Marill is *so* cute...! 💧

..the neckbag🤣🤣🤣

LoL! I checked that out...ha ha ha 😄

He needs a fat suit

I was legit thinking that the whole time....🤔 how the hell did they get his hands soo right!?

And his head so big!

i miss alex moffatt as Eric

@@GimicPuppet same : (

That was a "Good" one.

Right? Great joke that so many can not appreciate 😜

Saw them at the St. Augustine Amp and they were incredible.

What does it mean

@@P__114 It is a reference to a 90’s band called, Better Than Ezra

You mean Emmy.

😂😂 yeah, I started looking at them a little harder when they began throwing more up there and when I noticed, I just started laughing my head off!

Give their graphics team all the awards

Oh no those were real?!?!

❗ She is on Schigadoon rn.

She needed even more makeup because she was too pretty ❤️

She'll probably come back and host.

I think it's because the current cast just isn't that good Imo, they lost too many good ones and the hosts so far are just meh for me, so far, this new cast/season is so subpar.

@@acun4075 Every year I watch its slightly worse than the year before. lol

digital. so good.

Accordion hands

Lol baby hands

No, Stop trying to make sense out of things.. This is the MAGAverse and Our Leader Pres. Trump is just Owning you Libs with the NFT's... He is just showing you that he has confidence and he is a real Leader with power.. The legit Pres. Trump will be back in Power soon we can't wait.. Trump/DeSantis 2022!!

I'm pretty sure somebody just missed their line

@@jschnei3def not a missed line lol

@@samsepiol05590 didn't miss their line but they were expecting more laugh/applause there and just rolled with it.

i agree with arjon, it was the dead silence that threw everyone off

I'm surprised you know her too, I've been making a lot of profit investing with her for a few month now.

You invest with Paula too? Wow that woman has been a blessing to me and my family.

I'm new at this, how can i reach your guide

I was skeptical at first until i decided to try. Its huge returns are awesome, can't say much

She's very active on telegram

And pathetic!! So embarrassing that an actual former President would lower himself to such a level with these horrible cards. Imagine what another later generation would say about DT and his narcissistic deck of cards. Unbelievable, I couldn't look at him directly when that "commercial" played. I wonder what all the European leaders are said about him when that came out?!

The announcement sure seemed like something from The Onion.

As much as I can't stand Donald Trump, I think his digital playing card scam is brilliant and he did a great job of making it entertaining. In fact, this has to be the one and only time I sat up and admired something he has done. This is some great stuff! And of course, why buy any of his silly cards or fall for any money scams concerning him? It's all free, just like sex is supposed to be. The guy is a bonafide drip. Just so much fun this time around, as much of a traitor as he is.

Trump may be the greatest troll to ever live. The lefties fall for it every single time too.

After this stunt, trump might be losing the element of surprise. Really, what next?

Do your homework about this prior comment. He's a fake account who only commends SNL

His impression is spot on!

@@bencole5793 he has two comments on here in 7 years, what the f*** are you talking about?

They gave one to Cuomo. I think it can be arranged!

Shane Gillis blows this out of the water, same with Jamie Foxx

Maybe I'm too old to get it? Explain.

@@TJamesBell Avatar blue people are the Navi, main character from the first movie became one of them and apparently now has kids. So he is a Navi Dad.

@@Drybones20 Ahhhhhh. Never saw 'Avatar'. Thanks.

WAIT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED?

LOL-yeah, I wondered right away how they were going to gild this lily with satire, but they did well.

@@casperg.8603 Yeah the Trump NFTs are totally real. The cards shown here are pretty much exactly the same as the real ones. Actually, they are photoshopped better than the real ones in most cases. Check out Stephen Colbert's segment "T**** Reduced To Hawking Sad NFT Set."

Darrell Hammond was my favorite Trump. He was hilarious. He played Trump during the primary season the first time he ran.

Baldwin was mean spirited this actor is truly funny.

Alec was good. He just never was good at the trump cartwheeling from topic to topic.

@@mariannehadley7407 Baldwin was just being human self

He's a White guy though. Fucking Whites!

He's a treasure

@@matthewbeat He sure is! Oh, I thought we were talking about Trump!

Absolutely. His version of trump is hilarious. The last guys version of trump was angry, toxic and unfunny

Agree

And it makes sense that Donnie would have sought to use those to make a buck on at some point doesn't it ¿?😉

Imagine doing the idiot Biden, couldn’t understand him ,

Absolutely

Yeah, I noticed that too. His non-verbal Trump impressions are also spot-on.

@@intlvoiceofreason9239 now do that idiot Biden, just stare like you are in space

Seth Meyers' is also pretty good (though with a little less of the throat gurgle)

Charlotte - That's the exact term I used in another comment, just a few minutes ago (prefaced with the word 'slapdash', because Feckless45* jumps from topic to topic *so* randomly, IRL). 😂

@@CynAnne1 It really is slapdash, perfect descriptor!

I just wanna know how his hands look so small lol

@@CynAnne1 = "Feckless45*" - HA! --- I have been collecting euphemisms for Tang the Merciless since he first announced he was running for Destroyer of Democracy - I now have 100s (except for the truly disgusting ones; I don't save those). And just when I think there can't possibly be any more euphemisms to be had, some creative person springs another on me. Good job!

@@MossyMozart - And 'thank you' for the compliment...it *does* fit him (most unlike those golf pants he favors). 💅

For sure. Feel bad for all the time he's forced to watch this dipshit speak.

Who knows how this will go but it's better than the FTX stuff and anything we had so far. Amazon won't rugpull us

Yes AMZ is here who could have thought

Good move

So people called BTC dead over 400 times yet we have the strongest tech company entering, think again

First Twitter now here it's golden time for AMZ

🤘🤣

“Perhaps I’d be dating her (Jessica Rabbit) if she weren’t me.”

Looks nothing like him. Why not get Baldwyn? Oh, right!

@@HopkinsIsNotAVictim Truth! Trump would have to lose like 150 to look like that!

@@the_stagnant He's been with more high quality tail than a rock star!

No, Stop trying to make sense out of things.. This is the MAGAverse and Our Leader Pres. Trump is just Owning you Libs with the NFT's... He is just showing you that he has confidence and he is a real Leader with power.. The legit Pres. Trump will be back in Power soon we can't wait.. Trump/DeSantis 2022!!

Epic 🤘🍿

🤣

It’s average at best. m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-WwE-WIdIzz8.html

@@aboxx1982 yeah but you got to admit it’s pretty good

@@braxtonbobo4004 only thing they need is sweating, a lot of extra sweating.

No, Stop trying to make sense out of things.. This is the MAGAverse and Our Leader Pres. Trump is just Owning you Libs with the NFT's... He is just showing you that he has confidence and he is a real Leader with power.. The legit Pres. Trump will be back in Power soon we can't wait.. Trump/DeSantis 2022!!

Look on the website though... they are in fact "sold out" 😭😭😭

Him and Elon be taking massive L’s rn

That's hilarious, he's trying to create demand 😂😂😂

Trump still doesn't know if there are men on unmanned drones.

By Saturday morning Trump's NFTs sold out and he made $4.4 million off of them. However, many of them were stock images from websites like Amazon and Men's Warehouse with his face on them, and Trump could get sued for that.

I can see Junior saying that unironically with a straight face