Trying Ridiculous Tv Products 

"Could you be the hot girl" - Danny "Yeah I mean look at me" - CEO of sexy

Why is no one talking about the friend? He's got a great sense of humour

Danny: puts fun skates on Hard cut Danny: “What’s up Greg, I’m back from the hospital”

Slob Stopper is literally just businessmen going, "let's re-brand the fucking bib." People are absurd.

Danny's wife coming home from her first day of leaving Danny at home to a broken automaton, a broken window, a broken tv, and Danny dancing like a maniac

"How can we make sure no one sends these back?" "... How about forcing them to rip the box to construct it?"

The bib item is one of those products that's designed for disabled people but marketed like it isn't, so your review here can be genuinely helpful for any disabled adults who might be interested in such a product. It seems clear from your test that absorbency is the way to go, not waterproofing.

“Moisten the needle tip and insert it into the bladder valve hole.” Oh no, he’s not gonna...is he? OH GOD HE DID 🤮

"Jokes on them, I AM an adult!" Sounds like 8 year old me signing up for literally anything.

I flat out ugly laughed when he walked up to the car window the first time

"I didn't pee on the couch" -Danny Gonzalez 2018

wife: is that a bib? Husband: noo, it’s a slob stoper!

So this is what adult married men do when no one is home

The slip shoes look like the thing that slides over my calculator

I love how Danny genuinely spits the water out

Sliding on hardwood floors is definitely fun so I can see the appeal of the fun slides, except you can't really get a running start in them, because you would slip and fall. I remember back in school when the corridors were lined with this tile that was really easy to slide on and every time I would go to the bathroom in the middle of the class I would run and then slide through the corridor. Sometimes when my classroom was too close to the bathroom to get any sliding distance I would even walk to the end of the corridor so I could do that.

Imagine: Laura comes home while Danny dances like a maniac

Prolly printed the instructions on the inside so you rip it apart and can't return the product lol

Danny: That tasted like a bike tire ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) Me: So YoU tAsTeD a BiKe TiRe BeFoRe?

Danny risked his life to make us this video 😌🙏🏻

“You’re dripping a little bit, I don’t know if that’s because I was hot or....” LMAO I almost missed him saying that but your friend is hilarious.

I’m so happy that Drew helped you find work when he invented RU-vid!

11:04 My favorite part. It's nice to have friends that commit to the bit.

danny seems like the kind of guy who would rather say that he is cheating on his girl than to admit he was pretending to be a fly when his wife finds a bra that isn't hers

I wore my Greg family crest shirt to work the other day. One of my residents asked who was on my shirt. I told her Danny, a comedian, and she just smiled and said thank you. 1/1 old women love Danny

I had a heart attack when the camera man spoke the first time. Idk why I thought Danny was alone lol

Watching Danny’s videos and hearing “I’m 23” now as an almost 23 year old is haunting

“but then i actually genuinely slipped” -Danny

"It is absorbent AND waterproof..." *Stares at the packaging with a look of utter confusion*

....I think Danny peed on the couch. His defensiveness says it all.

11:13 I love how he was genuinely taken aback by that 🤣

"we're gonna do like a skate video go ahead* Danny: proceeds to fall and break his ass

Someone should buy four of the carpet slider things and put it on their hands and feet then become an animal? Idk ??

Danny has one of those “Paul Rudd” faces that make him look like he’s still 15 years old.

11:35 Did he say "my vag is clammy"??????

11:51 this makes you even more embarasing then just spilling coffee something on youre T-shirt. It seems youve peed youre pants

"i didn't pee on the couch" sounds a lot like something someone who peed on the couch would say

“Nowhere to run, nowhere to ride” was a great line in that carpet skate commercial, I admit.

why did u pee on the couch

imagine youre usually slithering around in wearable carpet on hard floor and suddenly youre on carpet and youre like damn whats the best idea to get this thing going again? aah right, werable hard floor.

I don't know how many people will see this considering this video is two years old but products like the slob stopper are usually created with disabled people in mind, but most companies aren't interested in advertising to them/with them. For instance, someone with paralysis from the waist down isn't going to be able to properly lean over a table if eating/drinking something very hot and also won't be able to feel it, so a product like that would keep them from unknowingly burning themselves. Another one that gets made fun of a lot is the snuggie, because why wouldn't you just use a regular blanket/put on a sweater? But for someone by themselves in a wheelchair, blankets can get caught in the spokes and putting on sweaters can be really time consuming or difficult, especially if you're just chilling at home and feeling lazy. It's made to be thin enough in width that it doesn't interfere with the wheelchair, and the open part is in the back for easy use.

step 1: put your feet in step 2: Slide and Come

tbh goes to show you how much Danny doesn’t age. I clicked the video and he started saying that he finally started being a youtuber full time and I was like “WHAT” and then i saw that this is 5 years old and it all made sense 😭

He did the giant bib dirty. It never claimed to be able to keep you dry if you dump an entire glass of water in your lap but ti did keep you dry during a spit take. I think it did it's job admirably.

If someone that is apart of Greg gets pregnant are they classified as Gregnant?

this "premium plastic" be lookin like the backs of the school calculators

I work in a group home for mentally and physically disabled adults and we use them exactly like this but we call them "clothing protectors"

14:46 you have that person’s DNA you can find out who it was

Alternative title: “Danny breaks his furniture for views”

graveyard girl is shaking

There’s a level of the backrooms where those carpet skates would come in handy.

Danny's car seat became the avatar when he stood up after spilling the water at 12:14

literally the only reason they put the instructions on the inside is so you break the box and not be able to return it

“i didn’t pee on the couch” yeah ok sure danny

The segment where Danny is dancing like a maniac never fails to make me cry laughing, and I can't really explain why, lmao-

I used to have those carpet slider things, never thought they were fun, but maybe that was because I never wore them with athletic shoes

Danny: “Turns out there’s not much to do as a full-time RU-vidr.” Also Danny: “I am a busy guy with an on-the-go lifestyle”

Danny this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. My coworkers were looking at me cause I watched this at work on my lunch break. 10/10 would recommend this is the content I signed up for

we had those air pogo jumpers in primary school and oh my god, they were terrifying. i was convinced i was going to crack my head open because it was actually impossible to balance

8:43 the chaotic energy of this product was already hysterical but i really lost it over peanut

8:40 At this moment we see the wild Danny, preforming the mating dance used by the species. Quite the specimen.

there's a skate park near me thats deadass called "fun slides skate park" and its basically a skate park with carpet and the skate shoe things. its like $10 to go for an hour EDIT (2 years later): it’s in pittsburgh guys lmao, idk if there’s any other locations but a lot of kids do birthday parties there.

6:43 At first, I thought the carpet had nails sticking out of it but then I noticed that it was just the design

2nd vid that I saw of Danny.Two years of being Greg sure has changed me.

Danny: *completely grossed out by the black, human hair attached to the bag* Also Danny: *goes ahead and licks what was attached to the black hair*

10:33 I’m a busy guy with an on-the-go lifestyle Cut to the beginning of the video where he says RU-vidrs don’t do much

I had the air pogo when I was a kid I almost broke my ankle so I would say 2/10

Lmao the cameraman was having the time of his life watching him skate around

“yeah these sound pretty athletic”

Box: You can get up to 24 inches of air! Girl in video: 3 inches

his maniac dance went crazyyy🤯

I like how the carpet skaters had more instructions than the pogo bounce ball

I CHOKED ON MY WATER WHEN PEANUT STARTED BARKING AT THE SHOES

I just imagine laura coming home and being like wtf

i love how danny looked like a ice skater doing tricks while dancing like a maniac

17:33 Lyrics: "Hey Danny" "Hi"

I can’t believe that he didn’t buy the flash light for his “robbers”

Did anyone notice that the guy in the Slob Stopper commercial didn’t even try to make it look like he spilled on accident?

Random but I just wanna say thank you so much for having closed captions on basically every video you have, it‘ s so nice as someone who is hard of hearing to be able to enjoy your videos 😊💗

This video made me feel old. I had one of those when i was a kid. Does anyone remember what it was????? We used to have jumping contests to see how could bounce the longest time. And it hits the ground the board HAS to go down. Love it!!

*You:* a slob stopper *Me, an intellectual:* bro bib

*doesn’t know headphones are turned all the way up* WHATS UP GREG!!!!

9:55 Forget messy spills and unplanned accidents - so you can focus on your planned accidents

Swear, these carpet boots are just the things they use to move sofas across a floor when you work in retail

Danny: I'm 23 years old! Also Danny: *whiny man voice* I ripped the instructiioonnnss!

Unbox boy sounds a lot like box boy’s uncreative nemesis

I can't believe it's been almost 5 years since Drew went full time. ❤️

17:53 "descending into heaven" is Greg that high up in the chain of being that it DESCENDS into heaven? wow, I'm glad I'm a part of it!

12:12 "you're dripping a little bit, i dunno if that was because i was hot or.." Looool that was hilarious, i love your friend.

When you tried the “slob stopper”, I snorted and almost choked on a cough drop. I’m suing due to my near death experience.

Slob stopper Me:is that one of those x-ray protection covers😂

8:21 ouch made me laugh so damn hard

The only rooms in my house that aren’t carpet are the bathroom and kitchen so I actually bought the sliders and banged my head on the air vent so yes you need the helmet

you may not have peed on your couch but you definitely peed on your car seat

this is why laura doesn’t leave this man alone

9:25 "Are they fun? No. The next product is not quite as fun ..." So, it's negative fun??

Leader: Welcome to the gang kid. We got stealing Steve, murdering Mike, and crimes Johnson. Kid: What did crimes Johnson do? Leader: He went down the stairs with fun slides.

Nowhere to run?! Nowhere to hide?! You can't escape if their wearing carpet slides?!!!!!!!

It’s like 5am where I am and the entire house is asleep. I did a pretty good Job holding in my laughter but this bit (11:11) was different

love the chaotic energy