Trying The Worst Life Hacks On The Internet

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@lev3751 3 года назад

theory: jarvis slowly gets more unhinged through this video because he’s not confined to his usual chair. the chair keeps him in check.

@ViVi-ev3rx 3 года назад

the chair subdues his powers so he can live a normal life until the day of his awakening

@gabrielgoodell7004 3 года назад

ok so we’re not gonna talk about that fit ✋🤨

@pmonday 3 года назад

Every video where he isn't sitting substantiates this theory.

@Rex-golf_player810 3 года назад

maybe its the lack of coffee though

@spellxthief 3 года назад

the chair also keeps him in desk

@strangerofthe2067 3 года назад

I just did that M&M life hack with regular M&Ms and it worked out perfect because I was left with nothing and I didn’t even want a snack! Thanks Jarvis! LIFE HACKS!

@dhivyasahiram5727 3 года назад

It might be because it's 2 in the morning but this comment made me laugh like a maniac for 10 minutes straight. Thank you stranger!

@MMumbles 3 года назад

Dude nah, it's 10am where I am and this comment still made me laugh.

@seankoons2023 3 года назад

Lmaooo

@jelly_calcium1908 2 года назад

@@MMumbles 5 am right for me

@jelly_calcium1908 2 года назад

Now

@StrangePerson69 3 года назад

How does a man end up with a bottle of shampoo taped to his hand, two sponges hot glued to his sweatband, all while showering fully clothed with soap in his eyes? This truly is modern art.

@markpetrov9476 Год назад

The fact that the shirt just says "Patreon" on it somehow makes it even more artsy.

@Chisel_M583 11 месяцев назад

how does that happen

@anthuwuny 3 года назад

are we gonna talk about how jarvis cut the ice cream vertically- when cutting it the other way would deadass actually give you 2 bowls of ice cream

@Zeffer32 3 года назад

i legit forgot about lids for a sec and was about to say but the top bowl would have no bottom! i need the sleeps lol

@clarytehsage4853 3 года назад

OMG Thank you! That bugged the frick out of me.

@alexgrey7972 3 года назад

Yes I’m like you cut the wrong way the lid becomes the bottom of one of the bowls 😭😭😭😭 why have you done this

@cleo5090 3 года назад

69th like

@xaviermoxly8704 3 года назад

even cutting vertically through the lid would of worked

@mfetzer1606 3 года назад

“Oh no where will I put my drink, oh in my pouch of course” aggressive pouch thrusting

@dr.alphys 3 года назад

eee

@nyaKona 3 года назад

😩

@Theeny 3 года назад

Mr Predicto: No

@blackgobbogaming4236 3 года назад

Ohhh harder!

@nyaKona 3 года назад

@@blackgobbogaming4236 *comically moans*

@max_the_mantis5173 3 года назад

I feel like Jarvis takes on a parental role for Mr. Predicto over the course of the video and it's adorable.

@max_the_mantis5173 3 года назад

@dew drop Perhaps but even gods can have/need parents ha ha

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад

as an Aussie...Mr Predicto had strong joey energy and all Aussies are crying now in joyous recognition

@Meatloaf_TV 3 года назад

Lol Mr predicto is way better

@bloxer9563 3 года назад

He needs to be a reoccurring character

@samuellinn 3 года назад

@@max_the_mantis5173 the olympians don't need their parents. They don't want them either, probably

@semogecarg 3 года назад

many youtubers commit to their videos, but jarvis purposefully got shampoo in his eyes for a meme and for that he is the bravest youtuber of all

@isabellach 2 года назад

so true. he deserves more credit

@tentaclest.tentacles5090 3 года назад

my favorite part was when mr. predicto refused to leave the shirt cup holder and then demanded snacks

@jakthesac5175 3 года назад

Jarvis putting a glass cup filled with colored liquid inside a cut open soda bottle attached to a nice sweater with Velcro gives me anxiety on so many levels.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад

My kids used to do craft like this. Anxiety + flashbacks (not that it's a competition)

@ploopydiper 3 года назад

I haven’t watched the whole video yet and I am SO lost by this comment

@abno8660 3 года назад

Ikr

@TotallyNotSkylerVT 3 года назад

I know right, I thought it was immediately was going to fall. Little shocked it didn't!

@godzillawithacomputer4045 3 года назад

Alternative title: local man tortures himself as he spirals into insanity

@zenx3855 3 года назад

At points I swear it turns into a junji ito type body horror the way he morphs into a cup holder is terrifying.

@britishningguang3933 3 года назад

And a local lady watching him as he enters insanity.

@airotiv7916 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

@MidhunMuraleedharan 3 года назад

Alternative title: Jarvis gradually transforms into our new filthy frank.

@maxholland6463 3 года назад

For money, my dude, for money.

@kirstiefaith9502 3 года назад

It’s genuinely upsetting to me the way he chose to cut the ice cream in half. WHY VERTICAL??

@afryingpan7319 3 года назад

EXACTLY I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK YOU CAN CUT IT THE OTHER WAY AND IT WORKS MUCH BETTER

@claritey 3 года назад

Maybe you missed the point of the video "Bad life Hacks" cutting horizontally would have been somewhat usable.

@nephele4403 2 года назад

IKR

@nephele4403 2 года назад

@@claritey ok true

@garbageboy9164 2 года назад

or "hotdog style" as my 3rd grade teacher would've said

@TheMovieSequelDude49 3 года назад

"I am confident... it is no." That was some Hell's Kitchen shit right there.

@rameiixo 3 года назад

its like he’s having a *controlled* mental breakdown

@speaktruth9989 3 года назад

@randomtinypotatocried 3 года назад

Aren't we all?

@calisha1889 3 года назад

you said it, jiji

@sachimourya1431 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@OrangeC7 3 года назад

mood

@Ronni2602 3 года назад

Jarvis: Is this gonna be a good video? 😃 Mister Predictor: I am confident... Jarvis: 😃 Mister Predictor: ... It is no. Jarvis: 😧

@airotiv7916 3 года назад

🤣👍👍

@digitusmedius8258 3 года назад

Mister Predictor: ...It's going to be a great video.

@decm3_727 3 года назад

😂😂

@boo-la-la_666 3 года назад

This video gives me "It's my mental breakdown, I get to pick the music" vibes.

@mercedeslrockin 3 года назад

I almost spit smoothie all over my mic when Mr. Predicto just said "no."

@allisonavery7273 2 года назад

Where is it in the video?

@kes6016 2 года назад

At 11:07

@illymation 3 года назад

little hot pocket in his little hot pocket jacket...

@timiswithjim4620 3 года назад

Finally, a hot pocket with style.

@KaitoSGJS 3 года назад

What a baby boy we stan

@howtogetsomehelp 3 года назад

Why does Illy only have 2 replies

@blueberry-0-409 3 года назад

Lol

@blueberry-0-409 3 года назад

I love hot pockets

@DragoNate 3 года назад

"Googly eyes will make you wanna close the cupboard" *gets jumpscared by googly eyes *LEAVES CUPBOARD DOOR OPEN

@airotiv7916 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

@fox_kingofpancakes 3 года назад

LMFAO 😭

@ebels3 3 года назад

R/whoosh.

@DragoNate 3 года назад

@@ebels3 *eeeeehhhhhh WRONG, bucko

@tynesiastevens6520 3 года назад

DHSLDHOSHDKSD WHAT IF HE UPGRADES THE GOOGLY EYES WITH PRINTED CUTOUTS OF REAL EYES I CANT BREATHE HEHHHEUEUEEE

@oakiestchardonay2455 3 года назад

Getting super baked and watching Jarvis Johnson play dress up with a hot pocket has to be the highlight of my year

@divalea 3 года назад

I want the outtake where Jarvis realized he set the googly eyes on the door at the same height as the shelf and had to move the eyes.

@madi_bue 3 года назад

jarvis’s landlords when he goes to move out: now to check the cabinets for old food... the inside of the cabinet doors: 👁👁

@speaktruth9989 3 года назад

Lol yes

@BettyAlexandriaPride 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@justjakki 3 года назад

Haha this comment right here had me dying!

@ekdeviant7243 3 года назад

How do you know he doesn’t own his house ‘-‘

@foongern1071 3 года назад

@@ekdeviant7243 only gold fans will know this also he did say he probably wasn't ever gonna buy a house in california

@user-qv2qf1jk5o 3 года назад

This title is clearly clickbait, these are the best life hacks I’ve ever seen

@fishy9079 3 года назад

I know it’s crazy right?! Cant believe anyone would do such a thing.

@bachankilla123 3 года назад

says the pizza addicrt!!!!!

@elchoppo3310 3 года назад

It’s a pizza hot pocket

@maxholland6463 3 года назад

The fact that the cabinets remained open most of the videos is just priceless

@slimkt 3 года назад

That last one felt truly masochistic, which anyone who knows their hacks understands is an extremely authentic quality in a good life hack.

@rgs8970 3 года назад

i was too worried about Jarvis cutting himself with the exacto blade or the ice cream knife and not worried enough about him swallowing shampoo

@aubreyh1930 3 года назад

I can’t fucking read and thought that said you were excited

@gumbitoicic9977 3 года назад

@@aubreyh1930 Same, I read it as "I was too...Jarvis cutting himself...not worried about him swallowing shampoo

@astrolouise6904 3 года назад

@@gumbitoicic9977 selective reading from english class is very real 😭I thought only I picked up that habit

@cat_person 3 года назад

Jarvis: *tries to remove Mr. Predicto from the cup holding shirt* Mr. Predicto: *N* *O*

@neityagupta2429 3 года назад

Mr. Predict-NO, amirite? (Oh god I hate that I did that)

@lilslicelive 8 месяцев назад

@@neityagupta2429I’m replying to this just so you’re reminded of what you said

@neityagupta2429 8 месяцев назад

@@lilslicelive the absolute cruelty of this act

@lilslicelive 8 месяцев назад

@@neityagupta2429 You’re welcome

@tvcghost2300 3 года назад

Even better life hack when you’re washing your hair with shampoo put swimming goggles on so you won’t get soap in your eyes

@celene_moon 3 года назад

But wouldn't you be blocking some of your hair

@rickleserewski 3 года назад

@@celene_moon do you know how to put on goggles ? the hair stays out of them ??

@Prince_-vu4wu 3 года назад

@@rickleserewski not your eye lashes, some say those are the most important to clean.

@aarishowton8037 3 года назад

@@Prince_-vu4wu excuse me what, are you washing your eyelashes with shampoo? Just rub your eyes with some water while you’re washing your face after your shower lol

@annakepes8050 2 года назад

@@rickleserewski how do YOU put on goggles?

@candycane_5086 3 года назад

Jarvis has the kind of personality that would be perfect for playing a horror game

@gardenthefermentingsound6218 Год назад

Try John Wolfe if you don't like a lot of clickbait screaming but like sarcasm and real reactions

@jadeoreo 3 года назад

"Mr predicto is this going to be a good video?" "I am confident it is no" mr predicto doesnt know what he's talking about

@phosphenevision 3 года назад

That's because it's not a good video, it's a great video, Mr.Predicto is never wrong

@jadeoreo 3 года назад

@@phosphenevision I apologize for doubting mr predicto

@bread8095 3 года назад

Mr. Predicto knows all

@bluenation2119 3 года назад

These life hacks are like when you try to hack your game and just mess up your save file

@clappedtrim2319 3 года назад

so true man

@andrewvelasco9170 3 года назад

Is your profile picture Approaching Nirvana?

@clappedtrim2319 3 года назад

@@andrewvelasco9170 it is

@andrewvelasco9170 3 года назад

@@clappedtrim2319 Cool

@jackdoyle7175 3 года назад

Imagine you come home and see him with his hand taped to shampoo, eyes burning, shaking wet and with a headband with sponges on it

@ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад

And then you go to get them a towel from the linen closet and there's googly eyes on the inside of the door staring at you 👀

@Scrimblo 3 года назад

Watching Jarvis hot glue sponges onto a headband with one hand taped to shampoo as he’s covered in soapy water with googly eyes staring distantly into the camera as a clock is the only decoration in-frame feels like a fever dream

@Genegen7797 3 года назад

This is the most chaotic that Jarvis has ever been.

@alrightanimations2207 3 года назад

*69th like*

@daddleducky6505 3 года назад

Jarvis getting progressively more chaotic for more than 22 minutes straight

@Clutch.985 3 года назад

I feel like this video is kinda chaotic ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ILAuZNRqi6E.html but I mean u don’t have to click it

@Clutch.985 3 года назад

@Śmîłë damn 😔

@Clutch.985 3 года назад

@Śmîłë understandable 🤝

@superpluto9802 3 года назад

Jarvis is like the father who just follows his dumb children's ideas when mom isnt home

@imaginemiles1133 3 года назад

Mr. Predicto is his child

@iamexisting5992 3 года назад

Lol one time my dad took us out and we came home with a tortoise (like a turtle that had stubby feet not flippers and a bigger shell maybe and can’t swim)

@chanyanyanya 3 года назад

Are the children dumb or are the ideas dumb?

@borger7171 Год назад

@@iamexisting5992 i know its been a year but why did you feel the need to explain what a tortoise is

@iamexisting5992 Год назад

@@borger7171 Ummmmm I’m not totally sure I was going crazy last year also I think most of the kids I went to school with didn’t know what a tortise was or something so that’s why idk it’s kinda dumb that I did that 😐😬 lol

@TimeBucks 3 года назад

The coffee and milk one was the worst thing I've seen

@cornoffthecobs7299 3 года назад

Agreed

@JLynnEchelon 3 года назад

I read this before I saw it and was still not prepared for how awful it was.

@yoboigarbage1024 3 года назад

Stolen comment

@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад

@@yoboigarbage1024 this seems like a general opinion to have and not a copied comment Edit: it seems this guy is a comment stealer so that’s sucks

@hugomanrique4763 3 года назад

@@bodaciousdoggo8971 this channel tends to steal comments from comment section, for example on jackfilms’ MANSION he copied a comment word for word, so it is copied

@yary281 3 года назад

5:20 is perfect cuz you have the satisfaction of eating a hot pocket while pretending to be eren devouring the marleyans

@Patterrz 3 года назад

I want to try the Google-y eyes on the cabinet doors so bad but I have no idea how I would ever explain that to guests

@superiorsign7653 3 года назад

Say the house is sentient and has been begging for "looking peepers"

@funkybugman 3 года назад

Dont, keep them guessing

@xWood4000 3 года назад

Just do it, ignore their reactions

@crazygirls9000 3 года назад

i don't see the cons, it'd give you a good conversation starter

@Cllocopine 3 года назад

Don’t explain it, pretend it’s the most normal of things.

@maggiesaunders9713 3 года назад

alternate video title: Jarvis loses his mind while plastic toys and his friend enable him

@ps1hagrid786 3 года назад

Don't disrespect the great Mr Predicto!

@sarahgreene4264 3 года назад

check out this song ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-heY5AeXyn28.html

@hayley534 3 года назад

All these poor bisexuals falling in love with Jarvis AND Alexis at the same time. And by "poor bisexuals" I mean me.

@lillianmcevoy9014 2 года назад

Same here!!

@comichb 2 года назад

I'm bi and u cannot relate...so am I a rich bisexual 🤔

@traditionalnative 2 года назад

Gods literally same tho

@hahafunny1317 2 года назад

I am both poor and bisexual so I can relate 100% 💀💀💀

@jofawkes 2 года назад

110% accurate

@GlassesnMouthplates 3 года назад

I'm slightly appalled by Jarvis making a bit about people letting kitchen cabinets opened yet we're constantly watching two of his drawers not fully flushed in behind him.

@pretzel9093 3 года назад

Alternative title: *man asks audience for suggestions, lives to regret it*

@omarfekih 3 года назад

get darr mann on this ASAP

@Baertierchen_ 3 года назад

:')

@savannah9197 3 года назад

Wow, so many likes.

@sketchycat-9078 3 года назад

His fans; we aren’t just giving **good** life hacks, we’re changing lives

@3starsburningbright 3 года назад

Man Asks Audience for Suggestions about Job, Lives To Regret It

@CloverTea123 3 года назад

Mr.Predicto need to be a recurring character. I love how eager he was for peanuts xD

@LunarEleven 3 года назад

I have this crystal ball with a Wizard called Zandar that does that same thing. You wave your hand over it and there's thunder claps and a dramatic wizardly voice answers questions. I wish I could send him that! Maybe Zandar and Mr Predicto could have a competition for accuracy 😂 Given my childhood experience though, I don't think I'd bet on Zandar... He was fired for chronic misinformation -_-

@cat_person 3 года назад

@@kayla__simone lmao

@devonkelly44 3 года назад

@@LunarEleven a competition for accuracy 😂😂

@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil 3 года назад

@@kayla__simone clikkie fren? ||-//

@chiconapeacefulpath 3 года назад

I feel spoiled in that plain peanuts are regularly available in my town...in bulk, in cans, in shells, etc. I didn't realize I was taking that for granted. Thx, guys!

@ohno-wi1vb 2 года назад

Haha I can’t tell if you are joking or not!

@emmareynolds1976 3 года назад

I really enjoyed the fact that he cut the ice cream vertically

@Prim120 3 года назад

“Are you having a good time?” *It is a strong possibility.*

@deliriouszora 3 года назад

This video went from sounding colorful and fun, to Jarvis sounding like he's been kidnapped and forced to do this.

@GeorgiaOverdrive 3 года назад

You gotta do what you gotta do

@danielbenavides8287 3 года назад

thats the vibe my guy

@cathrynsmith6966 3 года назад

That’s disturbingly accurate-

@PolskiKrajowa 3 года назад

@@cathrynsmith6966 "yes I do like this app" you mean

@broshelm 3 года назад

"There's nothing in my eyes now!" yes, nothing but *tears of disappointment*

@UOUPv2 3 года назад

"I'm not about to super glue to my hand." Hmm, sounds like somebody doesn't want me to subscribe followed by hitting the bell icon, leaving a comment and possibly even liking the video.

@jarvis 3 года назад

I'm gonna do this again so follow me on stereo: stereo.com/jarvisjohnson

@Niko-mh8dj 3 года назад

I love you too

@MasterOogway10 3 года назад

Yes,and it would make me happy, mace windu

@savannah9197 3 года назад

I'm replying to this comment for no reason.

@honeyshua 3 года назад

*insert reply here*

@yes-zz6rb 3 года назад

yes

@crazysiblings1806 3 года назад

This seems to be content that would be on his channel Jarvis Johnson Gold, which is for his premium content

@madeniquevanwyk 3 года назад

Yes it's definitely premium content, either he made a mistake which I find unlikely, or he decided to spoil his non-premium viewers. We are all after all deserving of respect, and premium content. 😂

@LunarEleven 3 года назад

Clerical error. Clearly he was just in recovery from the psychological strain of that last life hack and uploaded it to the wrong channel. Or, he was blinded by all the shampoo he got in his eyes. RIP Jarvis's vision and sanity 😭

@callie_klugyy 3 года назад

The fact that he cut the ice cream container VERTICALLY made me irrationally uncomfortable lmfao

@paulinaalfaro6753 2 года назад

I love Jarvis both for the fact that he is the computer science historically, but also because he does things like this. This man is sacrificing for us. We don't deserve him.

@SimGasms 3 года назад

That abrupt "NO" had me in tears Jarvis: *looks down* "okay"

@prathamjain8929 3 года назад

Timestamp?

@kazoosniffer 2 года назад

11:10 ish

@JohnnySantanaAwcom 3 года назад

this video gives off "it's 4am and I'm making pudding because I've lost control of my life" vibes lmao

@cassuttustshirt4949 3 года назад

Ohhhh, nice oldschool reference right there.

@JohnnySantanaAwcom 3 года назад

@@cassuttustshirt4949 thank you that's what I'm here for

@mountainhun 3 года назад

It was so considerate of Kylo Ren to lend his voice to Mr. Predicto

@ellafournier381 3 года назад

The part where you tape your hand to the shampoo is giving me major flashbacks to when I played hockey as a kid and I’d never hold the stick properly so my dad duct taped my bottom glove to the hockey stick so I could only hold it right. So anyways I’m canadian

@Ruxin34 3 года назад

“Don’t act like you know off the top off your head how to create flakey perfection” LOLLL

@garydoq 3 года назад

It’s two minutes, two minutes in a microwave

@nathanlanum7570 3 года назад

"I've seen this hack before" *Cuts vertically*

@speaktruth9989 3 года назад

Exactly

@porchcatproductions9931 3 года назад

Nathan Lanum I’ve been searching for this comment, I was like certainly they meant horizontally so they would be bowls and not weird little funnels 😂

@lmp71098 3 года назад

Was I the only one unreasonably angered by that 🤣?

@ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад

I was wondering about that. It was a great sounding cut, though. ASMR or something.

@samanthagalarza3421 3 года назад

Ah I've finally found my people. It bothered me so deeply.

@ianwahlquist6592 3 года назад

For the peanut hack, keep the hot water you rinsed the peanut with, that way you also have ready-made hot chocolate!

@hannahmilby4870 3 года назад

Dang I haven’t watched his videos in like a month and I forgot how stylish Jarvis is. Also he’s chill, funny, and cool... the best kind of person to watch on RU-vid.

@jarvis 3 года назад

🥺

@hannahmilby4870 3 года назад

@@jarvis wait wait wait. You replied?!

@hannahmilby4870 3 года назад

@@jarvis I’m watching RU-vid before bed and you making me fangirl the heck out of myself. I don’t even know what I’m saying anymoreeeee

@hannahmilby4870 3 года назад

@@jarvis you are literally one of if not my favorite youtuber

@bakersbuns1544 3 года назад

definitely the wrong “in half” for the ice cream 🤣

@hannahbloom 3 года назад

I was wondering why he took the plastic off

@hrdcoreprkour1597 3 года назад

Georgia Tech comp sci too thought he'd be a little smarter than that

@ecstasy.dreamer 3 года назад

yeah lmfaooo

@Falconifan 3 года назад

I felt so much anxiety when he cut it like that.

@everylaurenislemons 3 года назад

Oh god that makes way more sense, I also thought vertically like Jarvis

@katelyn2306 3 года назад

How is no one talking about how cute Jarvis’s fit is tho? Like... I’m loving this look!

@Lovestone_blind 3 года назад

Lol no

@bendyfreak7291 3 года назад

OwO

@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад

Jarvis Dripson

@joyitadarling5815 3 года назад

Yessss where is this shirt from?

@samuelsocha8384 3 года назад

He looks like f*cking Noddy

@Rawfrogs 3 года назад

The pained "lifehack" after taking a sip of scalding hot coffee? That's perfection. Thanks Jarvis

@strangerofthe2067 3 года назад

I’ve been contemplating getting this massive growth on my neck checked out to see if it’s cancerous but the magic 8 ball told me that it was confident it was not, so no need to worry!

@MusicGamesLife 3 года назад

“While I can’t remove all of the Bernie memes from the internet, I CAN replace every image on the internet /with/ the Bernie meme... which is kind of like removing it, but the opposite!” ah yes, Jarvis's brilliant mind at work. giving the people not what they want, but what they truly need

@elliesaurusart3941 3 года назад

Yes we all watched the video

@karlaa1Dforever 3 года назад

Flawless logic

@JarrodBaniqued 3 года назад

“I am once again asking for your repetitive contribution”

@wabaca 3 года назад

@@elliesaurusart3941 English is my second language and the video doesn't have subtitle, so this comments are helpful sometimes. That's a part I didn't get in the video lol.

@elliesaurusart3941 3 года назад

@@wabaca of fair enough

@bgs7529 3 года назад

I feel like you almost died for this video. Now that's dedication.

@samuelbohn1880 3 года назад

I love the Fx Factory Pro trial at 17:34.

@pigadmiral6642 3 года назад

21:40 The tears of a man forced into desperation by his own decisions

@sithdoge45 3 года назад

5-minute crafts be like: write this down, write this down!

@nicholaskraabel5322 3 года назад

Hey, a bunch of vans with your name on them are outside my house weird.

@missy2375 3 года назад

Always trust the FBI

@agentwashingtub9167 3 года назад

Don’t you have more important things to do? People’s webcams won’t watch themselves

@kaimikdelano6932 3 года назад

19:41 “I’m wet and can die.” That line sounds so funny out of context for no reason

@snakewithapen5489 3 года назад

Amphibians be like:

@kaimikdelano6932 3 года назад

@@snakewithapen5489 lol yay i'm being noticed

@thatveganchef112 3 года назад

All fish:😟

@vanessameow1902 2 года назад

14:55 This has the exact same energy as someone eating a KitKat without breaking the wafers.

@consentclub8431 2 года назад

I lost it at the "Saturn eating his young" impression, now THIS is art

@Clawdragoons 3 года назад

"Cupholder shirt" Did they just try to re-invent pockets as if it was a new thing?

@CTM5413 3 года назад

Underrated comment

@bellamee2775 3 года назад

It's clearly a hack meant for women.

@ellaa3526 3 года назад

@@bellamee2775 Yes, that would actually be a lifesaver for women and our lack of pockets.

@SunnyBunnyyy 3 года назад

Ah yes, because everyone knows the best place to put a cup is in your pocket

@bellamee2775 3 года назад

@@SunnyBunnyyy, you don't put your cup in your pocket?

@Arri7979 3 года назад

Are we going to talk about how comically oversized some university degrees are? The frame itself is a semester's worth of tuition; it's like they're robbing us one last time on the way out.

@rebeccaabrams3079 Год назад

My boyfriends parents desperately wanted to buy him a fancy frame and he had to talk them out of it because lol no thanks. We got frames at IKEA for $5

@mr.mcflurryco.1034 2 года назад

“This is dangerous, kids!” *proceeds to cut towards himself, with his hand only several centimeters away from getting cut*

@sirweebs2914 2 года назад

13:18 Its kinda unsettling that he answered "without question" while he cut of your question.

@makooma 3 года назад

I almost pissed myself laughing at Mr. Predicto telling you not to take him out of the shirt.

@speaktruth9989 3 года назад

Lol

@velvetaeon2774 3 года назад

Same

@velvetaeon2774 3 года назад

Managed to get to the sink in time

@caffeinatedkatie4696 3 года назад

That was the part that killed me

@maxholland6463 3 года назад

He literally just be like “......No 😠” lmfao

@wormidicus 3 года назад

I thought Jarvis was smart enough to put the milk in his mouth first, then coffee so he doesnt burn his tongue- or maybe that was a hack on how to burn your tongue..hmmm smart Jarvis quite an intellectual he is

@mattswanson3568 3 года назад

Fuck that thought didn't even occur to me. I feel like an idiot 😂😂😂

@BlisaBLisa 3 года назад

no dude the coffee goes first then the milk treats the burns

@beepboop3812 Год назад

7:06 Mr Predicto’s answer to “is this gonna be a good video” essentially boils down to “it wasn’t until you put me in it”

@lilhobo6342 3 года назад

11:08 Mr. Predicto wasn't having a good time :(

@rainbowstarunicornprincess4391 3 года назад

"ive seen this countless times before" - proceeds to cut it completely wrong

@airotiv7916 3 года назад

Right?! 🤣

@ZielonaPastela 3 года назад

I'd cut it the same way as Jarvis, tho 🤣

@randomnameforarandomnerd8400 3 года назад

mr predicto saying “no” when jarvis kept jumping made me laugh so hard i almost choked on apple juice

@PanAndScanBuddy 3 года назад

Bone Apple Teeth indeed

@midnightsun2085 3 года назад

So I see Jarvis has now grown up and drinks milk from a carton like a normal adult. Well done buddy, 2021 new year, new you.

@jessyboo176 3 года назад

This video feels similar to one of my mental breakdowns.

@annabethgrace3916 3 года назад

Jarvis: “put google-y eyes on ur cabinet so you’ll want to close them” 5 min crafts: “WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN”

@Holytitmouse 3 года назад

the glassy 'thuck' sound that the peanut made when Jarvis dropped it onto Mr. Predicto is the sound of Jarvis's last brain cell being yeeted into a volcano

@chianisaolugbala7747 3 года назад

It shamed me to admit that there’s a time in my life when I wouldn’t have realized this was satirical

@oyasumiwa 3 года назад

I thought he was gonna cut the ice cream in half the other way so the halves resemble something more like a bowl lol

@ddaL_ 3 года назад

..and then Jarvis pulled out his comically large computer science degree!

@GoldenYoshi1 3 года назад

I read this comment _right_ as I got to that part lol

@jeniferbentz4261 3 года назад

"I'll do a fancy transition..phew"

@wispie1577 3 года назад

“I’m wet and can’t die.” ~Jarvis Johnson, 2021

@naka4125 Год назад

just watched jarvis suffer by his own hand for 22 minutes and 11 seconds

@pigeonwithagun7986 3 года назад

Life hack: if you drive in a school zone everyone goes super slow for some reason so you can go waaaaay faster. Only problem is that there are a LOT of speed bumps. And there are these weird sirens and red and blue flashing lights.