Trying To Find The Worst iPhone Game 2 

i love the idea that horses think that people like the same things they do now i'm wondering, when i drive by a ranch in the car and go "horses", are the horses seeing me and thinking "car"?

😳

Seeing this before seeing that part of the video is very exciting

You like ranches?..

Our senses of humor are beyond broken

Kurtis: Meme addiction

danny: shopping addiction drew: gaming addiction

ther the same person what u talkin about

Collab idea: Danny & Drew introduces Gaming Life Hacks

Jarvis- Dhar Mann addiction

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The most underutilized form of knockoff there is.

karate kid if it was a 2015 makeover game on girlsgogames

and with rainbows that have colors only bees and art students can see

@@thetrygays5527 it is somehow a bit nostalgic

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Ryan Reynolds

@@jitteryzombie not bad.. although I could also see the Rock or even Chris Pratt 🤷🏻‍♂️

If she sees all horses that way there's a chance to get a whole cast side characters.

@@MintyGT not a bad idea! I’m sensing a horse prince cinematic universe!

Please update us on how the game ends

I respect you.

wow

Didn’t your uncle have his way with you tho LOL

Please MYBUTT, tell us what is going on

Gods like: What the fuck dude?

Dang dude. The commitment 😂👍

Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one who played this in school years ago! The worst part was that I originally played through the Japanese version (I do not speak Japanese) and then replayed it when I found the English version 😭 All I could remember was that rival horse but after this comment the memories of the god with a horse face resurfaced from the deepest part of my soul and I want to repress that memory once more…

I remember that the game became popular during the same time Mystic Messenger blew up. MM made a lot of people crave for more skinny-anime-boy dating games, which eventually lead to people discovering Horse Prince lol

Coco CocoP Sorry bruh but I'm still a gay ass furry so your little chant didn't work this time, do you think its the liter of Satan's cum stuffed in my ass that's negating its effects? 🤔

Do you have *interesting* rap music there too?

The crime is seeing those mountains 💀

@@mostdefinitelyahumanandnot2884 indeed

Stuck in fuckin chicken town 😭😭

​@@chloeconstantchaos It's the trash mountains or Tropical Park, no other options 😂

Well, the developer's not lying to us, I guess. If nothing else, that's an "interesting" way to define rap music

I was just about to comment this!😂

Going from hearing it in one of the best episode endings of The Sopranos to hearing it in an iPhone GTA ripoff is absolutely insane lmao

Yep, that was completely insane and I kind of loved it.

I think it's a direct reference to the sopranos

You genuinely sound like someone fun to bring to a party

To be fair it was hilarious. I also downloaded and played way too long. I was also in my 20s lol. To be fair it was fun because it was so ridiculous 🤣

I downloaded a 100 bottles of beer on the wall game and me and my friends listened to the whole thing and shitting our pants when it would say “two”

Asking for a friend, but how does the story go on

@@averykmae I turned off the game and went back to hanging out. I think I deleted it that same day

Danny Gonzalez 😔🤚 Danny the gardenscapes grandma ✨👵🏻✨

…grandma?

@@lemxntea I think it’s a reference to those mobile game ads Danny did a video on where the girl’s grandma was a murder, and she was hiding knives in her garden shed. But I think the game was merge mansion, not gardenscapes

Well I hope his wool dummies get more realistic this time around

I`ve played My Horse Prince entirely and now I`m thinking about buying a third knife to my collection. So it`s good for Danny he got bored of it early

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It’s actually a good game

People are really into horses I guess

It's actually fun to play because of how ridiculous it is

What, like, instead of a 5 star rating?

She might be in a mental asylum

Not even joking like people get so pissy when I’m walking the streets out here in Florida. Like I’ve never met so many rude people. Who also think they’re being friendly. Other than in Jersey.

I’ll square up against anyone who comes near Danny.

As a Floridian, I approve this message

"who are you to walk past me you scumbag" *idk I dont live in Florida 💀*

Bro look at his hair then look at that 😂

Can you please actually shut up.

Was it a joke or?

@@shortscaress no i dont think it was. A lot of youtubers make videos beforehand and schedule it to post at a later date and i think Danny does that too

@@selan244 see that's what I was thinking but no clue, thank you!

my comment was a joke but this video was probably just recorder pre-haircut

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And then your entire game is up when they ask "who are they?"

Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Horace and the horse

@@CalebForgot STOP OMG 😭💀💀

yea hes around 17 now, love him

sent a pic of him to my friend and she fr thought he was 16-18 💀

@@damiancottagecheese5014 he’s 17? I thought he was older lol

@@talismansandcharms idk if this is playing into the joke or not but Danny is shockingly a full grown married man

@@phifuru yeah! He's 18😤

I must ask for your incredible wisdom: does the game get better? Do we ever smooch the horse prince? As a 22 year old man this is my greatest interest

My friend and I completed the game in a week, and we both wish we could get that time back!

@@baricode The game is surprisingly addicting, so I would assume it gets better. And yes, you do get to smooch your horse prince. Do what you will with this information 22 year old man with a Chiaki pfp.

oh god, i did the exact same thing when i was thirteen and i am now also twenty. seeing that horse now always makes me have flashbacks

@@baricode yeah it's pretty funny and enjoyable to play, it's clear that the game is sarcastic

*Is this a billion surprise toys reference-*

@@It_Is_Oylenox of course it is

HI NAT

@@nightlist435 JEROME HELLO?????

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Grand tough adult would’ve been better

Hi same! I also sometimes fall asleep to the whole playlist of billion surprise toys videos. It did however result in me dreaming about calling Danny up and inviting him over for pancakes last night.

@@Petey5544 did he come over?

@@sapphirethesapphic you know it Greg!

i watch it while getting ready in the morning! As well as Jennamarbles videos about bad apps which are a similar premise.

Update! Last night I dreamt Danny got the flu! I hope he is okay, and maybe I need to stop falling asleep to his videos

Who is Tryna??

@@annoyingkid48 I think they meant trying to explain

yes

@@annoyingkid48 be for real..

​@@annoyingkid48 😭😭💀

Yes PLEASE-

The new badads!

Yes!

Yess pls

@@youraveragearmy yes!

+1

+1 (I have voted)

+1

+1

+1

I can see an out-of-centext clip of Danny wearing the horse hat saying "I don't care about the carrots! I wanna talk about hot guys!"

@@mattbunchboigehs someone def clipped that already

Lmao this was my first thought as well

nonono made BY tina

@@tillytism oh ur so right

Not enough zombie butts 🤣

Yeah I thought everyone had heard about it was that really just us?

@@bofthesea4730genuinely i was shocked to see so many people act like it’s some revolutionary thing. I’ve watched this video countless times and I’m startled every time lmao

can we appreciate

Agreed

Wdym danny? that's drew.

It’s so enjoyable to watch!

1k likes and no replies? huh

1k likes and 1 reply? huh

1.1k likes and 2 replies? huh

1.1k likes and 3 replies? huh

1.2k likes and 4 replies? huh

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LMAOOOOO

bro i thought it was, was looking for a comment to verify, that’s so funny lmaoo

You just unlocked a memory, I used to play alpaca evolution in like, middle school or early high school 💀 Vaguely remember I kept slogging through it just to see what monstrosity it would become

OMG literally when I read this I vaguely remembered something so I look it up and YUP holy crap, I used to play that SO long ago and I don’t even remember what I used to play it on but yeah… wow. Cursed for sure.

ugh i used to play unicorn evolution, the memories

DANNY PLEASE PLAY THIS GAME

There’s also that really weird KFC one from a few years back it’s not actually super bad and the art is pretty good lol 😂

As a fellow floridian im glad my preconcieved notions are accurate

Everyday must really be a struggle huh?

games in miami

bandori danny fan ⁉️

It looks like a wonderful island 😊

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true

Yeah, that was basically me when i was three

That’s an alternate title

This is real, I was the infant

Or just any toddler who had an unrestricted device at some point

i know!! its so crazy!

fr!!

Yea!! He’s such a gregma male that he was able to grow it back so fast!

+@@sydnyethesciguy I read that as smegma male

@@kindauncool tugma

Liver king has entered the chat 😂

😭👍

In 2 years!😫

@@A.F.1 this bot dosent know grammar

@@urmomisgay104 .I challenge to you watch last video laughing without,......

I'm kind of surprised that game is still a thing lol

Absolutely, that would be sick!

the gorilla suit is just his fursuit

i agree

he did this in part one too i love itt

LMAOOO

Nothing really, Apple is good at keeping ges and their code to themselves and separate apps from everything else

@@resneptacle no there not lol ur ipad can get ruined and they keep scam apps up

@@resneptacle Uh... No? No device is like that, if they were it would be impossible to do anything with it.

@@resneptacle i respect the optimism

They played that in The Sopranos. I had to rewind the video like 5 times to make sure I was hearing it right. Crazy…

I don't know how this doesn't have more upvotes

pphhhht, comedy wow, lol

OMG LMAO

WAIT IS THAT THE WRITER OF I WANNA BE YOURS

I’m 😊lmk

My last name is Greg lmao and the first time I watched Danny it scared me 💀

I think of this almost every time I watch his vids.

his videos are all just diaries for Onision

@@royalbluewall please tell me your first name is greg too

Maybe this game is supposed to be about ✨society✨

we really live in a society

Ikr 💀

but king kong isn't a game, now is it

banger pfp

@@hoghuhaghu8506 King Kong the 2005 video game would beg to differ

@@hoghuhaghu8506 yes it is

That sounds awesome lol

That must have been a bonding moment for sure

That’s hilarious! Must’ve been pretty good times!

thats actually amazing

I had that flood of the horse game too! It was crazy

🙄

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 what?😂

@@erg6316 🤡

@@chipskylark5500 🤔

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🍄

I was wondering where I recognized that game from! I had completely forgotten about that lol.

Real Dan and Phil fan culture is growing up and realizing you’re queer

a blast from the past

YESS

i knew there was crossover in these fandoms

Lol!! The comedy and tragedy in your comment sums up what so many of us feel on a regular basis. So hilarious!

I went to a community college and then a state college, and the only thing that pulled me through was cheap and poorly written romance visual novels. But at least I didn't develop a drug or alcohol addiction, so you know what, +10 for crappy anime romance games.

@@GoddoDoggo that’s a win in my book

@@GoddoDoggo i developed a drug addiction and haven't gone to college ☺️👍 do not recommend ☺️👍

mr. hands

I love otome games! Some are actually amazing. My fave is Nocturne of Nightmares.

i remember the fruit game it was funny and bizarre.

is the cat one called dandelion? i was lowkey obsessed with it a few years ago lol

For what I know, Hatoful Boyfriend is a satirical masterpiece. I wonder what game you're referring to with the cat game... I know NekoPara and Pet Boyfriend (which is a really cursed name for a game relatively innocent), but neither of them are excactly like that. I would also love to see Danny playing Kitty Love, not for the plot, but for the horribly bad translation that adds its own entertainment value.

@@em84c Yeah, I feel like they people look them down way too much. I have just recently gotten into dating sims. Currently I have been playing Ikemen Sengoku (the main character is awesome in that one) and Speed Dating For Ghosts. I love when an otome game has a creative concept!

This is great, lol. Thanks for sharing.

babe you got a therapist??

@@quicksilverlacey anytime, anytime

@@peachncherrie therapy is expensive, the youtube comments section is free👌

did you fr copy this comment 💀

@@quinn-yb9cr Ah well, some people might not have seen it so we shouldn't rlly care ing

danny's got that npcake

@@bocanthandlethis except some bot farms repost popular comments in order to collect likes and create the appearance of a genuine comment history. So that they seem more like real individuals when they later post spam or comments with ads or an agenda, or follow other sketchy accounts to artificially inflate their their numbers to seem more legit.

@@bocanthandlethis not about caring lmfao it’s about the fact that copying comments for validation is pitiful and depressing

Of course

yes

no you've made a mistake, he IS the game

He does 🥹🥹

Please continue to shut up and not bother anyone. Thats the best thing you can do for the world.

@@ThunderAppeal someone had a bad day 👀

horses with human heads

Horses with human heads, I’m not around horses as much as I am dogs.

I found a real situation where you'd rather a horse with a human head. Well.. hopefully not real situation...

@@nyanya2757 what does that even mean…?

@@Gafafsg watch the time stamp.

For real

Lmao

A joystick lets you simulate the granularity of a real steering wheel. With a left and right button it's just all the way left and all the way right my guy

No it isn't LMAO please never drive

real

@@katemcwilliams1674 thank you Kate McWilliams

@@katemcwilliams1674 I am deeply grateful for your response Kate McWilliams

@Kate McWilliams I’ve been going through some tough times recently, and your comment turned my life around.

@@katemcwilliams1674 Im filled with felonious wonder from your kind words, Kate McWilliams. Just please respond to me. I know you're at home on your computer right now, I can clearly see you thru the blinds. Can you please bless me with more of your kind words. You will respond to me Kate McWilliams. As lost and unsure of everything in my life as I am right now, thats the one thing I can promise.

As someone who has and is making games, I feel the same way lmao

Good luck!! Pretty sure you will do a great job

We support you!

lol yeah. a lot of these are just weird little projects people do to get experience developing (from what i've heard) but i don't fully understand why they get published (and stay on the app store lol)

Yeah, ngl you seem like you make even worse games then these. I don’t know any developer who would want to work with you.

It's fake

amomnfugus

dude i saw u in ysf's comment section asjdfh

He's officially a pumpkin.

Istg I’ve seen you in so many comment sections at this point. Mainly jubilee lol. Most famous commenter

Wth lol I legit played this game in 9th grade too lol and finished it completely.

@@nana_2354 are you their friend 🤨

Dan and Phil fans?

That part had me dying laughing

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one that noticed it😂

Ikr every time I watch this I swear I hear him say it but no one talks about it and I thought I was going crazy

WHEN HE *WHAT* ??

The fact you just said that with no warning like it was normal 🤣

@@queenfalcon_101 To be fair, I’ve been sitting on this plot point for six years now

I suddenly have so many more questions than I did before I read this. How did the horse beat up thugs? Were the thugs just raccoons with human faces or something? Did my horse prince just neigh them away? Why am I just picturing a poorly animated video of a horse leg detaching from the rest of the horse beating up some raccoons with handsome faces in ski masks? How would I know the raccoons are handsome if they have ski masks on? Why am I assuming the thugs are raccoons? How does a horse play guitar? Did he grow a human hand just to play it? Does he play it with his teeth? Who gave the horse a guitar in the first place? Why is my horse prince racing his nemesis who is also a horse with a human face and long flowing red hair the most normal part of this comment to me? Why is his nemesis not called his neighmesis? And why is this horse a prince? Is their a whole chain of royalty in horses? It there a horse hierarchy system? Are their peasant horses? Do the horse noblemen wear monocles to show their superiority? These are literally just a small FRACTION of the questions I have from this comment. Congratulations commenter now I have to stop everything I’m doing and play this dang game just to figure out what the heck happens.

@@katwithaperiod3247 don't do it

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the dang whirly bird left without us!!!

HELPP @@valerie0663

i dont believe you

@@stmsin why

@@stmsin ...okay?

@@stmsin give any reason why you don’t

@@stmsin I agree

#2 now 😃

#1

Still #1 at my time of viewing

Now he's at #1 on trending lmao

Now it’s #1.

I scrolled through so many comments to find someone saying this

I hate that it’s been five years since that play through

Uh, only a BEST friend would wake you up to show you the most glorious weirdness they find. Treasure that!

🤦

If I found something so bizarre I would want to share it with my friends too. I’ve had to see this cursed game and now everybody else does too.