[Vinesauce] Vinny - Awful Pizza Review #3 

I can't tell if Vinny is continuing this series because he enjoys doing it, or keeps seeing pizzas that he hates so much that he has to complain about them

i work in a pizza restaurant, but i keep forgetting to make dangerous pizzas to submit to vinny. somebody ordered a large with no sauce, no cheese, mushroom garlic and onion the other day tho. not that bad, but definitely wario tier

The New Yorker really comes out in Vinny when he says “Fuck off” at the bad comedy pizza

5:00 "I'm sure there are people who will swear by Billy's Goes Bananas." Joel. You're thinking of Joel.

Live in a pod, work in a cage, eat the cricket pizza

That Dante's Digornio pizza is more cursed than you may realize, it implies that you eat it from the CRUST first!

Why do these pizza reviews feel like performance art? Vinny could do this presentation in an art museum next to the Mona lisa and nobody would bat an eye.

Even if vinny doesn't do another one, the fact we got a trilogy makes my life feel content with the pizza reviews.

“Are the pizza ramparts crackers?” Is such a gloriously insane sentence that makes complete sense in context.

I hope that next time Vinny does this he invites Mike or Joel to bring in a second opinion

Vinny’s was spared the trauma of fully comprehending the horror of the natto pizza

6:25 Vinny the English major and Italian seemingly misses the Dante's Inferno joke

I want a Vinny & ReviewBrah collab on this important subject matter ASAP.

One of the earliest Neapolitan pizzas from the 16th century had dates, figs, pine nuts and cinnamon and it was more like a pie than a flatbread, like a modern day pizza.

For me personally, this beats corruptions… I love seeing Vinny genuinely wound up about pizza of all things

I like how his responses to these _"pizzas"_ range from audible hatred to "I'd try it... but why??"

They're eating the beans with chopsticks because that's natto, which is a stinky, stringy fermented soybean dish. You vigorously stir it to maximize the MUKE and then hit it with mustard, can be eaten on top of rice with an egg too.

weird thing about the dante pizza is that it’s sorta backwards. if you were to bite into a slice, the first thing you’d taste is the carolina reaper, instead of working your way up with the heat

Fun fact: Spam pizza is more Hawaiian than actual Hawaiian pizza.

I have this hypothetical I ask all my friends called the "one large pepperoni question", where you go to a pizza shop and order "one large pepperoni pizza" and you get the pizza and there's one pepperoni on it almost as large as the pizza. Would you be fine with it, or angry?

for anyone wondering, the stuff ontop of the pizza at 37:12 is natto, iirc it's fermented soybean!

35:08 Damn. Now I understand why he asked for a boneless pizza...

Your Vinny sound bites of the video are right here: 5:50 16:15 16:50 18:17 27:09 (out of context this one is great) 35:35 38:06 39:55

“is that beef stroganoff or something?” kid named beef:

The single pepperoni might be there to tag that particular pizza. We used to do that to signify extra sauce or whatever, then just peel off the pep and badabingobangou. *Also, we used to make a crust only pizza for someone pretty often. It was for a young kid with autism that only liked the crust.

Vinny, do a collab with Joel or Mike about this and it would be a very VIGOROUS debate.

His reaction to some of these can be a little intense. Like, the Pringles pizza one feels like he is about to pull out a glock and give the makers a piece of his mind AND a piece of lead.

"...can't we just sit down and eat a piece of Tide Pod pizza together? Just hash things out like adults?"

I have had that """"American Pizza""""" (the one with the fries on it) at a Japanese food court at one point, and yeah it was specifically labeled as "American Pizza". So if that pic was in fact in Italy, there are ATLEAST two countries that has "American Pizza" mean "Fries on Pizza". ....I mean it was FINE, it was just... really basic pizza with fries on it...

This video feels like that one scene in Harry Potter where Harry has to forcefeed Dumbledore cursed water to get a horcrux, except it's Binny and us with some cursed pizza instead.

All of these pizzas make me want to get real pizza to cleanse my pallet

It's not legit without 'Italian Vinny™" at the start

I have a phobia of bugs so they made me cringe, but that bologna and ketchup on had me gagging.

The idea of durian pizza and the image of it conjures two words to mind - hot vomit. Eating warm durian is like being approached on the street by a stranger who has just finished eating a pile of hot dog shit, having him grab the sides of you head without warning and vomit aggressively onto the back of your throat. It's truly amazing that it's even considered food. What's super fucked about it though is that if it's cold enough it tastes *good*. At ice cream temperatures it's got ice cream flavor. You just need to swallow it before it warms on your tongue or your body won't let you. And the pizza on that box was warm. It was very warm.

After getting too accustomed to cursed AI images, this is exactly what I need to tickle that Society ™ level pain and suffering that cursed images are supposed to give me.

Jesus crust that bean and egg pizza is so Bri'ish Also back when I worked at a pizza place I made a deep dish crust with marinara sauce, cheese, and then I scrambled an egg on top and threw it in the oven and it wasn't half bad at all for breakfast

I can confirm kebab pizza is quite a popular order in the north east of england and it is sometimes referred to as "geordie pizza"; its actually surprisingly good. Pizza review is quickly becoming one of my favourite segments thank you vinny

I remember making a novelty pizza years ago when I worked at Whole Food's. Balsamic Reduction for the sauce, red onion, goat cheese, maple candied pecans, and maybe something else can't recall entirely. This is my confession for my pizza sin i'm sorry!

How has this series been going on without seeing the infamous 'None pizza with left beef' yet??

"Bean Dribble on Tiny Baloney" Is a banger album name for a Psych Metal band.

The tragic thing with the carolina reaper pepper is that it's super tasty. Hot sauces that include reaper or apollo puree taste super good but are so past unreasonably hot... It's a shame. I've found things that are reaper "flavored" usually just taste like shit; super acidic and capsaicin extract just added in.

The shame in Vinny's voice when he said he'd eat the pizza burger

10:28 Vincent becomes a stray cat girl

6:34 The Carolina Reaper should be replaced with mint to better fit Dante's Inferno. The lowest circle of hell was for treachery, and those sent there were frozen into an icy lake because they were so far from God's light, just like many of these pizzas.

If it weren't for the Mac & Cheese Pizza, I'd absolutely put Cheese on Toppings as Chaotic Evil.

I genuinely don't know how my people survived after god knows how long we spent eating century eggs and drinking raw mercury. don't worry, that one's a sin against us, too.

The pear/brie pizza is probably better than it looks but I'm not comfortable calling it a pizza. I had an arugula and date pizza once which was great but stretches my definition of pizza, especially with the amount they gave me. I feel like if you don't call it pizza and call it a "flatbread" or something then it's less egregious.

30:34 It straight up looks like a cat walked up to smell the pizza, took one sniff and then vomited all over the pizza.

This is just a slideshow of neopets food made real

That 3rd pizza at 2:48 appears to be that Meat Pie Pizza, iirc from Australia Pizza Hut. Also the Hawaiian Canned Spaghetti Pizza was released because a former prime minister of New Zealand posted his own homemade one online and it went viral

one issue i have with the dante‘s digiorno: the point of the pizza, i think, is probably to go from least to most spicy. that would make sense if you were eating the pizza whole, like you would a cookie. however, since you are cutting the pizza and probably (hopefully) not eating it crust first, you’d be going from hottest to least hot if you used the displayed order of peppers. the order of the peppers should be swapped so bell is in the center and carolina reaper is on the outside!

The one at 30:00 looks like the super mario sunshine goop texture

I can confirm, "Burn the shit out of it" has been said to me while I made pizzas

Hearing an Italian man grade different pizzas is oddly comforting

There's a pizza place in my town that does a goddamn insidious "extra spicy" pizza. It has jalapenos, habaneros and I think ghost peppers on it, but here's the kicker! You'd think you could have some crust to help with the heat, maybe pick some peppers off if you're reaching your limit? Nope. They put ghost pepper extract in the dough AND the cheese. And you won't know until you try it because they don't advertise that. It's diabolical.

My name's Krunch Eh heh ha ha

38:19. I've had pea pizza. In the early 90s there was a TMNT pizza cookbook with pizzas that could be made on bagels. Pea pizza was one of them. Was actually quite nice.

This series is one of the best series yet like the vinny version of jowls wish and geoguesser streams

Is it weird that there are a few of these pizzas I'd try Like the chilli rellenos pizza

The pizza at 5:59 looks like it would’ve been some kind of gag in Conker’s Bad Fur day

Pizza with white rice is like something a suburban mom would make when she goes over schedule watching daytime television and doesn't have time to make a proper meal for the kids coming home from school

5:56 seen it happen, wooden stick to the eye is really fun because your friends and your family wanted to be "original" for the internet people. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WEAR AN EYEPATCH ALL YOUR LIFE!

A restaurant in my area does a Stuffed Chicken Parm pizza, which sounds and looks good. Visually it looks like just breaded chicken, tomato sauce, and Parmesan cheese stuffed in a slice of pizza, but as soon as you take a bite of it you are sorely mistaken. It is 5% chicken, and 95% SPAGHETTI 🤣🤣🤣

17:35 I think Gach is already some kind of hot worms or something. However, this gives me a great idea for a pizza.

This series and it's many pizza crimes bring me much joy. Thank you for your sacrifice, Vinny.

29:18 That's crust with activated charcoal in the dough, that's why it's black. There's some pizza chains in Canada like Pizza Nova and Pizza Pizza that have it as an option because it's apparently healthier or something.

27:31 made me think of garbage plates. That's a regional food that sounds like a joke but is actually super popular only specifically in Rochester. I wonder if Vinny's ever had one

I have COVID right now and your videos are the only thing keeping me sane, thank you Vinny :)

The pizza at 23 minutes is definitely bad school cafeteria pizza

Starting this one off strong with an American cheese and mould pizza. 10/10, great expectation setter.

30:30 the comedic timing of that music starting, though.

24:33 The pizza version of "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed."

13:40 That isn't a pizza, it's the aftermath of nuking Megaton in Fallout 3

MY FAVORITE series is back, let's go, vinny you're the best!

This is one of my favorite series Vinny has done. Nothing beats the unadulterated disgust and fear that comes with witnessing of some of these true disaster pizzas

That coin pizza did not make cents

not to be a weeb but 37:12 is japanese cuisine called Natto put on rice or bread. a fermented slimy soy bean, it's apparently good for the health but the texture is hit or miss and the smell is bad. i eat it, it's a good power breakfast

22:07 I don't expect Vinny to see this, but two L's together like that is pronounced like a Y. So it would be like saying rey-enos, and chile would be pronounced more like chee-leh.

Oh boy it’s 10:30 at night and it’s time for clown pizza

Has Vinny ever seen the video where James from Cinemassacre tries all those different pizza flavors from the old 80's TMNT cartoon? Because I'd be curious to see his take on that

"yeah pizza cake" made me laugh so hard, was expecting the heavy guitar to come in

Vinny doesn't know about natto, bless his pure soul.

The tiktok at the end with the million sauces with Vinny repeatedly hitting the waterphone sound effect had me in tears at work LMAO

Hate to tell you this, Vin, but "American Pizza" was found pretty much everywhere when I stayed in Naples. They usually dump way more fries on the pizza than that, too. It's fantastic.

I think the penny pizza was a "dollar slice" reference, a New York staple

My dad makes a seafood pizza every year on Christmas Eve and he calls it the Feast of Seven Fishes.

My theory on the pear, brie and walnut pizza is that its essentially a cheese board as a main course rather than an after dinner course. I think the tar pizza is probably either soy sauce or more likely barbeque sauce. Turns out any dark sauce mixed with cheese is gonna look rank.

You are like if the show Seinfeld was a person

i glanced at the thumbnail and thought the tidepod pizza was supposed to be the fucked up looking pizza from cruelty squad

Brie and pear grilled cheese sandwiches are getting pretty popular

We used to have to worry about photoshops, now we need to worry if an ai made it.

The pizzas with bugs on them are a crime against every living species even the species that are used to make pizzas The fact there are multiple pizzas in this video is disgusting Stop it

the world is small, the internet is vast, vinny knows chriddof's work, and the loop is complete. i may now pass away in peace

When Vinny comes in the end of the video and tells you to leave before he shows you the last two pizzas, fucking leave immediately

Have you guys ever had a sourdough crust pizza? I've heard some artisan places do it, but have never had it. Sounds delish honestly

I remember I had to write a paper about pizza and I put on the last pizza video on and it it helped a lot, thank you vincent

These are some of my favorite videos, holy crap.

Vinny, thank you for informing the public of these horrendous pizza crimes.

4:08 looks like the glow in the dark stars you can stick on the wall of your bedroom as a kid

10:28 did vinny just meow?