[Vinesauce] Vinny - Glitch-Life (part 1) 

Black Mesa Medical Report Date: May 16, 200- Patient name: G. Freeman Symptoms: Patient began showing signs of severe emotional distress during morning commute to work in the Anomalous Materials facility, reacting with considerable apprehension to his surroundings and coworkers. The patient attempted to continue working as normal despite his confusion with his environment, until a scheduled experiment in the anti-mass spectrometer: when the experiment sample was placed inside the testing equipment, the patient suffered a nervous breakdown and prematurely exited the lab, before proceeding to make his way seemingly at random through the complex and begin assaulting his colleagues, apparently under the impression that the complex was under attack from invading aliens. Attempts by staff to calm down the patient failed to cease his rampage, until security was able to apprehend him in the Lambda Complex and sedate him. Scans of the patient's brain reveal neural degeneration in the centres regulating sight and hearing, likely causing severe visual and auditory hallucinations that induced his distressed state and poor judgement. This degeneration was likely caused by exposure to the material sample involved in the experiment - it is recommended that testing on this material be postponed indefinitely and all samples placed in isolated storage until safe remote testing methods can be devised. - Dr. D. Pepperisback

There's a infinitesimal chance that the randomizer will randomly put all the correct textures in place, and the game will appear as if nothing had changed.

I love how, even though the randomizer managed to smash every single one of vinny's Sven mods together, the guy in the locker room still managed to complain about the ties right on cue.

33:12 That voice clip is so perfect for such a vertical map

"Hey, pal. I'm working!" -Helicopter

"Tell me the secrets of your people" "Seventeen"

I visited this stream as Marioisawesome16. Did not regret it. Thank you, vinny, for showing me the single best mod of all time. My favorite moment: "Tell me the secrets of your people." "17."

"Tell me the secret of your people" "17"

Answer to the scientist peoples' secrets: 17 The code to chubby: 47 47 - 30 = 17. Half Life 30 confirmed.

34:55 HL3 SPOILER: Gman converts Gordon to Islam

Downloaded the mod and got a door that laughed at me whenever I opened it. Halp.

I remember the vey first time I played Half-Life, I got a glitch with barney in the very first room, where is sitting on the chair. When he turned left, the chair faced forward. When he faced forward, the chair turned left. Great first experience.

we need like 102 more parts of this, like tomodachi

"Every single time you run the randomizer, it randomizes everything." -Vinny

"Well, that looks like..." **baseball bat crack noise, followed by spontaneous human combustion**

Vinny commented on the weed texture at exactly 4:20.

the random music outbursts are hilarious

The real reason the Great Deku Tree dies: Link didn't get in there and upload the codes in time.

You've got 30 minutes before the planes will go in. Get to the silo controls and upload the code. You've got 30 minutes before the planes will go in. Get to the silo controls and upload the code. You've got 30 minutes before the planes will go in. Get to the silo controls and upload the code. You've got 30 minutes before the planes will go in. Get to the silo controls and upload the code.

The heypalicopter was amazing

"Come to mommy..." I literally backed away from the screen.

28:00 Vinny has never heard Jeff Wayne's musical version of War of the Worlds? Someone needs to change that.

“If there was no insanity, It would be necessary to create it. -Catbag”

Chubby code 47 You got 30 mins to get in there or the planes will go in, get to the satellite control and upload the code

"Hey pal, I'm workin'." The helicopter just wants to do its job.

8:00 Lesson learned: Never. ever. drink while a corruption session. My nose still tingles.

I feel like playing this while listening to Shpongle would be a good idea.

"Tell me the secrets of your people!" "Seventeen"

This has got to be the greatest thing I have seen in a while

28:00 That music is from the album War Of The Worlds by Jeff Wayne. It's a great album, definitely check it out. You'll like it a lot.

I can't believe this was over 5 years ago Vinny, please make another Glitch Life Sunday stream.

2:41 Wow, this is gonna be good. 6:00 Ow. 7:54 Now THAT'S a casserole I would eat. 11:54 Casually explodes between random moving door and wall. 17:15 Not only is the generator highly efficient, it's infinitely entertaining. 20:57 Play dat funky music ri-i-i-ight! 30:37 Nice 666's. 40:13 Oh my, indeed. 47:07 NOPE. 53:17 The MoSW is the best, isn't it? 58:02 Good timing. I bloody hope Vinny does this again.

"Oh hi scientist what are you doing here?" *"SILENCE CONTINUE, ALL ALERT"*

Game: Plays soviet anthem music Vinny (Russian Accent): YES GLORIOUS THEME, FOR GLORIOUS ROCKET

Hey pal, I'm working.

The song 'Dance Magic Dance' from the movie 'Labyrinth' wasn't something I'd expected to hear. I love this.

9:06 The guy rocking out in the toilet reminded me of the scene in Freeman's Mind where he walked into the room full of programmers who were blaring loud techno music.

at 27:57 even with all the loud noises i still hear war of the worlds music in the background.

No, I'm not okay, Vinny

Well, it looks like- *crushed by floating door*

20:26 Foreshadowing in real life.

CUSTOM MADE slave water

stego-dino-man: *Dino distress noises* Vinny: "I get it it's a monday" 49:51

7:25, that's funny because that scientist actually looks like wily

Is it bad that I recognised almost every sound in here?

11:54 Best part of the video lol

6:30 This was Barney when he found out about the new 007 movie.

Magic Dance... it seems like D Bowie follows Vinny wherever he goes.

*H E Y P A L I M W O R K I N G*

18:29 * it goes in * *AAHUUURGHH, BACK UP*

"Huff, im a durr" ~sven co-op 2016

"Hey back off" *backs up* "Dance magic dance magic" That's the best part of this. Though I have no idea where that's from and why it is played very often. But that song just fits in so well. XD

I love how he jumped back when barney started talking at 2:42

Danger, minor fracture detected, twelve, high philosophy stealth crossbow, time remaining.

11:55 "Well, it looks like-"(gibs)

the scientist making hivehand noises at 7:30 killed me

It has been a while since I have laughed uncontrollably for an hour straight.

"Ah geez and I thought I had a long night, you look like hell." *_"80 METERS!"_*

I couldn't stop laughing when Flight of the Valkyries started to play.

MARIO! THIS IS BETTER THAN CORRUPTIONS!!

27:55 People started cheering 'Come on Thunder Child!'

For something completely random, it has the madness of something someone painstakingly took time to make. Best mod: Forever

43:35 "You've got 30 minutes to enter the codes"

"You got 30 minutes to get in there before or the plans will go in get to the satellite control and upload the code"

is this lsd dream emulator

I got really happy when Alec Eiffel by The Pixies started playing

I lost it when an actual cuckoo clock sound played. Vinny is the perfect person to play this because he has so many stupid custom maps installed to pull assets from, including many he's long since forgotten about.

35:00 "allahu akbar"

We get more content when Vinny doesn't use noclip, yet half the content is Vinny trying to noclip.

Tell me the secrets of your people. *Seventeen*

All aboard the Satan elevator. Missed opportunity to say hellevator.

The trumpet+Soviet anthem combo at 46:14 had me dying

Wow it's been too long since I've watched this.

51:05 "...can you--" **sees an error on a computer nearby** " *NO!* I can't access my files..." 51:49 "Make sure you don't" **gets kicked by the blue mushroom** "...you're going to wish you didn't do that..."

"Gordon we have complete confidence in you" "NO" kek

"Derp I'm A Berk"

I didn't choose the glitch life. The glitch life chose me.

I couldn't stop laughing when I heard magic dance lol

At some points I couldn't tell if I was looking at Half Life or Second Life

2:42 Amazing. Looks like we're off to a great start.

Vinny: Tell me the secrets of your people Scientist: 17

21:36 i thought we were safe! i thought we were... I thought we were safe! i thought... I thought we were safe!

I fucking love when Vinny posts these kinds of videos. Glitches and stupid shit with half life is always a good laugh

i watched the entire thing. i am not tired

This is Half-life: Chaos edition

This is probably the closest video I've seen to what dreams feel like

Bowie-singing helicopter was too much.

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY

8:04 A few hours after getting Chipotle

Well, it looks like-- SPLAT

Gordon Freeman can now be added to the list of video game characters suffering from Terminal 7.

5:57 is my favorite part of the video.

The loud sudden and intense military radio sounds and gunfire make shit so funny idk why

This was intense. You can't beat true non-manmade randomization.

47:07 "𝕣𝕒𝕥"

YOU LEFT A SPACE INFRONT OF THE NOCLIP IM CRYING

what was you guys' favorite part. mine was the dance magic helicopter.

Well it looks like- *Explodes into bloody pieces*

Toilet Scientist: OKAY LISTEN UP PEOPLE! WE HAVE AN EXTREMELY HOSTILE SITUATION ON OUR HANDS! I've been there

HλLF-LIFE: Chaos Edition