[Vinesauce] Vinny - Nintendo Switch Trash: The Worst Games on the Nintendo Switch? 

I'm a Switch shitty game pro I got so much more for you. Is there a way to send you a list? Such as Toilet shooting star. A japanese toilet racing game

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

Johnny, was the Tow Truck game DMCA or did that game just not have sound effects?

Firefox! ❤🦊.

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They needed it to get RRRRRRRRRIPE

There’s seriously so much of it, android App Store at this point

The problem is "do you want to buy these games on your Switch and give these developers money for this?"

​@mariopikaman1 not only that but this shit kinda expensive plus you can't find these game at your local goodwill or something since they all online and don't have a cartridge.

Wouldn't it be funny if Nintendo saved the videogame industry from crashing just to eventually cause it to

literally can't believe this game has real online play

AUGGH

@@genericgorilla If it's made with Unity Services for example then this level of online play is like 30 minutes of work and minimal programming knowledge needed

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Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

hidden gem❤❤❤

There's also this underrated indie gem called Tears of the Kingdom. It doesn't run the best on the Switch, but the team behind it definitely had a lot of passion.

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch bait or mental retardation, call it

@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch bait producers are really struggling these days. the recession hit hard :(

I like ur username

​@@biancav98scootaluigi is ancient I think, swear I seen that name since time began

and I'll never delete Meme Run lol

Also there are plenty of NES games that are even less of games than these

so it's basically always been their business model. i mean, look at literally any "online" service they do now. -switch -smash bros -anything else past watching youtube on the wii i mean even their own prize console, the switch, was outdated before it even released. i'd be surprised if itll even get anything above 15 fps on their own remakes that were announced in the most recent direct.

@@disposable_income_andy it's not outdated at all it's a powerful handheld

​@@MogusMasterSaikawa22I wouldn't say powerful personally, but first party games definitely take advantage of the hardware much better than third party games have

@@kyrzixxi right

Mimimimi

I was genuinely confused by the Maxwell game. I thought Maxwell was just the Voices of the Void creator's cat or something and that the terrible skateboarding game was somehow related to Voices of the Void.

@@UmJammerChelleVoTV actually has a secret event that ties into this game, if you leave a pack of shrimp out next to a skateboard an airiral will come and do a sick Ollie on it before beating you up.

​@@Sevrgprodo the shrimp have to be fresh?

@@RealSelene Perhaps not, just as long as it's not that trash from the sea

I think it started just as a low effort copy of mobile games like True Skate, and the creator decided to tack currently popular memes like Maxwell onto it for some (obviously rather successful) low-effort marketability.

I think the developer realised programming was harder than the RU-vid tutorials made it seem so they put memes in it so they could pad it out like British stay at home mums adding potato waffles to fish fingers and microwave rice so their kids aren't too hungry

​@@flurpoidyeah what you said

I get what you mean but why the insanely specific target audience lol@@JacobKinsley

@@blobvisfan666 so people would get what I mean

the eshop does kinda suck but i have never seen shit like this casually browsing it lol

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂 Get a steam deck and playstation portal as it's better than the underpowered 30fps Nintendo ditch weak ass leap frog toy made for babies like you hahahahahah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I rarely see garbage like this while casually browsing the eShop. Infact when I went to "great deals" I ended up seeing things like Pac-Man world repac subnautica and they advertised the hell out of quake 2.

Just like Google Playstore

Nintendo only pursues shit that has some measure of visible success. It’s a bit of a perversion of trademark law really, it’s main intent is to allow the customer to know that something with “Mario” plastered on it is going to be from Nintendo, and thus they can make purchasing decisions based on that. It also helps corporations maintain the meaningful value of their trademarks to customers, but I feel Nintendo does more harm than good by ignoring low effort grifters. Some person will have calculated it’s not worth the cost of sending Cease and Desists to every asset flipper, but it’s nonetheless annoying

​@@SkigBigglerI mean them cleaning up their own shop of stuff that steals from them should be super easy. You don't even need lawyers involved as you get to choose what is allowed on your service.

@@polocatfan That's completely fair. Hadn't really considered that.

even better, remember when a guy made an emulator of the "all-stars" (64, sunshine and whatever else i couldn't care less) a few years back, and nintendo struck it down? then it was revealed they straight up just stole his code and made their "remaster?"

If they even have true multiplayer at all

Idk if he mentions it, but it's even worse than he showed in its segment. It's 20$ when not on sale and also happens to have dlc puzzles that include a "furry pack"

​@@Slenderquilthere's nothing wrong with furry shit. The real problem with the game is that it's a blatant lazy cash grab with dlc to be even more cash grabby. Also the game is barely there, even the big puzzle is like 8 pieces. For $20.

It’s not the only AI “art” game on the e shop either, there’s loads of them, and even games designed for toddlers and very young children to learns letters, numbers etc. that are extremely cheap looking basic mobile apps (that are probably free on mobile) that cost £40 or more simply for being on the switch

It should be removed from the eShop.

@@RoseFBN it feels like a money laundering scheme is it possible to launder money on the eshop? im not sure but it feels like thats whats happening

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

First time I ever heard of this game

A fellow Spark enjoyer here too?

It was Spark 2 but yeah

Based Spark fan.

aww just looked him up he's cute hioasdf

The developer of Spark The Electric Jester tried to publish the second game on Switch and got turned down

@@samcandles Yeah, I know several indie devs that can't publish on Switch for some reason or another but somehow the eshop is full of literal AI asset flips running at 15fps (????? I'm starting to think there's something fishy going on with those publishers like money laundering or something

​@@MrWolfSnackare you also getting that dumb RU-vid glitch on Firefox where it puts the username at the end of a reply?

I don't know the meme

​@@casualbird7671gamer word soft a

@@premiumsloppa ...ah, thank you

​@@moonman5395that's kinda messed up dude

​@@casualbird7671Here's the original meme ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dpGPOzbBfTY.html&si=3lQVl4rWU6qNTmf4

Wasn't the trailer of that put on the PlayStation RU-vid channel on the same day as the Switch presentation?

Why are there cow and pig noises 😭😭😭

i wanna see a live reaction

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitch better than those other trash consoles. I actually *use* the switch, but with the other two why bother when you can get a gaming PC. Anyone still buying consoles nowadays is getting ripped off. That $500 you spent on a PlayStation? You could have had a half decent gaming PC that's *upgradeable* and isn't restricted on what you can do with it. Also almost all the "exclusives" come to steam eventually.

@RoseFBN PC is for neckbeards and playstation portal will kick the Nintendo switch's ass hahahaha Nintendo switch is garbage Nintendrone corporate slave fanboy lmaooooooooooooo 🤣

I'mma just have both

​@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitchNintendo has been pumping out some hot garbage lately but the switch does have some decent titles to it imo

AI? It looks hand drawn to me

@@scrittle What did Al do this time?

@@scrittle It absolutely isn't, very blatantly AI generated.

@@scrittle definitely ai generated. Please learn how to identify ai art and avoid (there's good guides online if you need)

I love generating a buzz They were hand drawn by t h e A I :)

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

Why?

this guy is a spammer in the replies of all comments probably a bot.@@mikeoxlong1395

cheetah

Not every week, they’re being added almost multiple times per day!

it just made sure the game (usually) functioned.

I suppose the main barrier was the fact you'd have to pay to get physical cartridges made, and would stand to lose money if the game flopped.

It runs the risk of coming off as off-putting fetish fuel though, if another commenter is right about stomping small animals (including rabbits) being a niche fetish in Japan, and that's why the game is bilingual.

It's really only a matter of time before we get an "AI-Generated Shitshow" stream. I give it a year tops. AI at this exact moment is almost but not quite there, at this bizarro stage where it's good enough to be threatening to creatives but not good enough to actually replace them. GPT-4 can generate usable code, but its context window is too short and its logical abilities are too lacking to do much more than low-end Atari 2600-level games. Stable Diffusion and Midjourney are passable at a glance but fall apart under any scrutiny unless you heavily clean it up yourself. But I've been following the fields of AI, machine learning, data science, synthetic media, and differentiable computing for a decade now: it's _not_ going to take any longer than another year for all these flaws to be ironed out, and another year after that to be perfected. Ideally, this would give people the ability to create AAA-level experiences by themselves, in their bedrooms. And I'm sure some will. There IS the potential to use this tech to create games and mods and stuff worth a damn, as hostile as some may be to the entirety of AI-slop right now. But realistically, 99% of the output is going to be anything from trash to degenerate to "human minds can't fathom the depths of shit this is." I can absolutely imagine Vinny doing an AI Shitshow stream this time next year of games that should be outright illegal due to data scraping and copyright infringement, and yet still don't even attempt to make up for it by being fun. Instead being more "Strange Rope Hero: Crime Andreas City Simulator Z" level gar-bitch.

@@Yuli_Ban well, hopefully before neural network tech reaches that point governments start cracking down on that form of plagarism. And even if they don't, there's programs like Glaze being build to keep neural nets from being trained(read: plagarizing) people's art, so we at least have some good in that sense.

I swear I thought they were all bots, but what a twist!

i busted out laughing when an actual chatmember approached him i didnt think anyone actually went and got that shit LOL

What a hero

I don't know whether congratulations or condolences are in order here

was it really worth it? you could have bought like 4 chicken nuggets with those 2$

'Scary Toilet Man', and it's full of AI art to avoid copyright

john toilet

But they were both asset flip unity games. The michael game is the only one with "soul"

@@samcandles the Wolf game was clearly made by someone who had this grand idea in their head. The Mario ripoff was just someone practicing coding a platformer in some beginner engine like Godot.

@@JacobKinsley The michael game has custom art, an attempt at a story, a hub world.. if you look at this dev on the switch they have a bunch of games with similar art and design philosophies. they are a genuine dev. The wolf game is a mishmash of free assets

@@samcandles not being an asset artist isn't the same as not genuinely trying to develop a game, I have played loads of genuinely decent games that had free assets. not to mention just because they ended up using free assets doesn't mean they never intended to replace them with custom ones, just that it didn't happen, because believe it or not, asset creation is an entire huge skill-set in itself.

the wolf game was a port from mobile. I remember playing it years and years ago. I also remember uninstalling it after 2 minutes

Looks too good to be Cyberpunk. Also less glitchy.

I kinda wish those random shareware '200 Games in 1' CDs were still sold in big box stores. Imagine how many random itchio demos and stolen games you could fit into one of those bad boys. Some would be geniunely great, others shitty asset-flip nightmares, and don't forget the ones that are just crypto miners.

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂 Get a steam deck and playstation portal as it's better than a Nintendo ditch underpowered at 30fps hahahah 😂😂😂

​@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitchwow, so edgy

@@Sottiwotti Bow down to your edgelord Nintendo switch fanboy simp hahaha 😆

Cringe

The future of AI in general, theft by another name

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All of it is original art

@@scrittle totally original asymmetrical wheels and scribbled license plate

I am also not a lawyer but I believe it could be considered a parody and knuckles himself isn't the main selling point of the game. Sega could probably ask the dev to remove it but it will cost them more money than it is worth to actual sue the dev who probably has nothing comparable to the triple AAA company that is Sega.

​@@TheBigro43batNintendo is pitiful enough to do so and they did so a lot of times to free indie games on the internet, sega on the other hand keep sonic franchise alive thanks to fans, so they encourage parody of a character if its not something extreme

it’s really NOT straight up “knuckles the echidna” it’s an obvious parody of the character.

​@@TheBigro43batyou don't have to properly sue, companies have a ton of tools available to slap shit like this down.

I am surprised none of the decks that was in that game haven’t sued. element. Toy Machine. Etc

Or "Nintendo E-slop"

Half Life: Uppering the Bar

on a serious note, ai is not going to replace real work. pictures, sure, but movies? videos? not even short films. ai just doesn't have what you have when you model something in 3d and animate it, especially if it's very specific. while we've got images that are realistic, video is another (and frankly messy) story. don't fearmonger please, sometimes a human touch to something is really unmatched.

1:03:10 Two Trucks

genuinely one of the most visceral reactions i've ever heard from him

Nintendo gives a very limited amount of refunds outside of extraneous circumstances. It wouldn't be worth it to refund a 2 or 10 dollar game, as that might mean he couldn't refund a $60 one later.

It's funny how these games at least had some gimmick like using the wii remote to point at enemies, but in this day and age nope, it's just generic game pad inputs.

Everyone is here

You cant just arrouse me like that

Nintendo switch is garbage lmaooooooooooooo 😂

@@johnyamahakeyboard7472 Nintendo switch is still garbage no matter what Nintendrone lmaooooooooooooo

@@johnyamahakeyboard7472 I hate both of you for this /j

⁠@@PSPortalShitpostingAntiSwitchyou’re under a lot of these comments saying the same stuff over and over are you legitimately ok Being repetitive and not getting much out of it must be so tiring for you you’d get way more positive stimulation by playing some steam games After all actually doing something you keep heavily implying you love is much better for your mental health than whatever this is

Nah it's the shitty knockoff that your parents buy to save money.

@@notmyrealname7163 good ol Transmorphers

@@notmyrealname7163 Optimum Pride

Agreed. At least it wasn’t AI generated garbo like Wroom Wroom.

That's what im sayin. I like silly little simple platformers

Lol I never understood those people

Still runs better than Pokemon

No kidding, I met someone who said tears of the kingdom is "unplayable" because of 30fps. Honestly 60fps whores are just whinny bitches.

i'll genuinely never understand "pc gamer bros" who think anything below like 4k 120+ fps is unacceptable trash when your eyes probably can't even see a difference with anything above probably like slightly above 1080p and 80 fps. like bro where tf you getting these special eyes?

@@disposable_income_andy no kidding... oh well I've come to the conclusion that if you are going to be snobbish and pass up games just because "muh graphix and muh framerates" I don't want you in my circle... go back to playing fps number 53146 and ea sport game number 136974 for all I care.

considering it's clearly AI literally all they would've needed to do is either make a slightly more detailed prompt or just feed it the same prompt a couple times. most of the time, game "devs" try to hide malice or greed or just utter laziness. sometimes it's right there on display as the product itself.

When there's a furry convention being held there

1:00:27 it had this too!

​@@larrymantic2635AWOOOooobwaaooobawoobawoo

Yeah the amount of those games that’s just randomly in the e-shop is genuinely mind boggling. Especially since unlike the trash android games, the ones of the e-shop cost a dumb amount of money usually

It’s equal part hilarious and sad that the company that markets itself as family friendly also has an insane amount of games in its shop that has the word hentai in the titles

I never understood that either, like it’s concerning how easy it is to just look up “hentai” or “porn” game on the e-shop without any form of protective measures in place.

@@IggysEdenmy pearls need to be clutched

Those games…there’s so many of them! I was surprised.