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Y’all… Wade admitted in another episode he believed women had a pee hole directly under their belly button until he was about 18 years old. More likely that the sex ed in his town was shit than his gf cheating on him 😂
Okay, to be fair to Schplamambla, it's entirely possible that she _wasn't_ cheating and either it was more an anxiety thing or she just... didn't know that's not how prangent works. Sex ed in a lot of places was (and still is) a total shitshow.
Considering Wade has admitted in other episodes he thought women had a pee hole directly under their belly button, I think it’s safe to say the sex education in that area was poor 😂
Props to wade for manning up and getting his gf that test though, even if he was sweating bullets. Some guys wont even get their girl a box of tampons.
All these people like "Wade's gf must've cheated if she thought she was pregnant," as if every virgin woman I've ever met hasn't immediately assumed she's pregnant with the second coming of Jesus when her period is late. 😂
It's of course possible they were seriously 'fooling around' which could involve touching and accidental transfer... without going all the way and being inexperienced the paranoia is understandable.
Yeah, the first time you miss a period can be horrifying and Wade has mentioned Sex Ed was pretty crappy where he was growing up if I'm not mistaken, so it's not hard to see why that might have been her first thought.
I'm a married 24 year old with a 2 year old and I'm currently 7 months pregnant. Both of them were planned pregnancies. When I was 21 and pregnant, I had this fear of being seen buying a pregnancy test. I tried talking myself out of it "I'm an adult, I've been married for two years, this is normal". After having my 2 year old, I no longer have shame. Advice to those nervous to buy tests or pepto or protection, cashiers really don't care. Don't be scared. The only one thats being weird about it is you.
i think the best advice for this is that no matter what it is, just own what you're doing, even if you have to fake it. people generally don't care what you're up to, but if you're acting like you have a reason to be ashamed, everyone will assume that's the case.
Tell that to guys buying tampons. When I worked at a super market we had a guy come in and buy groceries and a pack of tampons. All the groceries went in a normal bag, but the tampons went in a brown paper bag and then he stacked like a dozen plastic bags to hide it. I found it hilarious.
Guys don't realize how much of a bamf it makes you look if you can buy period products without breaking a sweat. Like, nothing more attractive than confidence (and obviously caring about your s.o.)
Telling teenagers to not make it awkward when buying products that they associate with adulthood, especially as first-timers, is quite ambitious for us who've actually built that confidence over many years. I remember feeling just as awkward when buying those graphic gas station magazines and browsing wares in an adult store when I was still in high school. I was clearly not of "legal" age and an almost nervous wreck every time, but the cashiers didn't seem to care much. Not saying that being informative about these things to the coming-of-age youths is a bad thing, but you still have to expect things to not go smoothly regardless.
My little sister was this way. Unmarried, but still very much an adult. I tried to tell her it didn't matter and she wasn't the only one in the world to have to buy a pregnancy test. But, we're from the South, so I understand where her shame and nervousness came from. Ridiculous how we treat women and sexuality.
I like how when Wade's girlfriend who he hasn't had sex with yet might be pregnant, he doesn't even consider that she might be cheating and his brain goes to immaculate conception or whatever.
@Savetion (Based) 👑 Aren’t you the same guy who’s in a discord group that share CP and people being killed? Not going to click your channel because I’m pretty sure I’d end up getting the 2020s version of Rick roll.
@@TheGrammarNazi123 someone made some bots and those comments are spread all over. I have been reporting each of those I come across and would recommend everyone do the same to hopefully get them banned/silenced in the comments
I read the title wrong and thought it said “Wade took a pregnancy test” and I literally chuckled and thought he would do something like that as a joke lol
That reminds me of that story where a guy on reddit took a pregnancy test just for the laughs and it was positive. Turns out its like an early sign of testicular cancer or something like that. Pretty wild story.
Distractable makes me incredibly happy. It genuinely feels like just a couple of friends chatting with each other and your rhe really quiet guy that kind of sits back and listens to the shenanigans. Very cool.
@@nanii928 yeah it really is. I'm actually thinking of making a video to maybe encourage people to start reporting these comments considering it's the only tool we have to solve the issue. I really want to bring light to this issue the best I can despite my small following...I'm not really sure how to atm though..
I feel that girl. I remember when I was like 12 or 13, everytime my period was slightly late I would panic and be all like "OMG AM I PREGNANT?!" And I'd call my friends and be all like "I MIGHT BE PREGNANT GUYS". I literally went to an all girls' school as well and would not even talk to guys.
That's exactly what I was thinking! I don't think they know the phenomenon where every virgin girl's first thought is "Am I pregnant?" when our period is slightly late 😭
Do periods occur like clockwork typically or something? Because it was my understanding that this kind of thing could be variable. Granted, I'm a male, so my knowledge on this topic is very limited.
@@alexrusset8614 Periods tend to happen within the same couple days every month, but multiple factors can contribute to a late one. For example, stress, changes in weight, certain contraceptives, or malnutrition.
Well I would just say that it is for my sister and that she is too embarrased to buy it herself. And reason why I would say that? Because I legit have said that. BTW I also got stuck on the "selection" of what to buy. I legit just called her and said, do you want the blue one, pink one, yellow one or white one? And I do remember her saying "Omg take anyone, just get back here quick. So I took the pink one.
I would just say it's for a friend or sister, since that's a bit less embarrassing than saying it's for your mother and you can deal with it like a champ easier.
Wade: “Where are your pregnancy tests?” Employee: *Visibly confused* Wade: *Thinking of the greatest excuse possible* Also Wade: “My mom needs a pregnancy test!” This was hilarious! I love visualizing the podcasts while I listen. Seeing them animated, especially by ToonCee, this was the best!😂
I've watched this short so many times and never fail to get tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, it is hands down my favorite of all the animated Distractible shorts thus far (sorry Bob's Fridge)
It's comforting to know I wasn't the only one who thought when I was a teen and my period was late that I somehow was pregnant although being a virgin 😭
What's really funny is that when I was 26 I thought I might be pregnant and do to some stupid nights out drinking and driving, I had lost my licenses. So, I'm 26 and rode my bike to the drug store for the test... and I feel like it's so much weirder JUST buying a TEST and NOTHING else. I was like, "Hmmm should I buy a candy bar too?" Anyway I WAS pregnant... not just a little bit, but I was 5 months pregnant once I went to the Dr. And had the ultrasound. I was on birth control and only had a period once every 3 months. I'm happy to say my son just celebrated his 14th birthday a few days ago on the 17th. Seeing this video had me crying, since I could totally relate!! I love these animations, props to the creator!!
@@wetsockfullofhotmeat LOL, I kept telling the Dr. They were wrong. I was on birth control... but I guess some things are meant to be. He's a great kid and honestly I wouldn't change things. But yeah DEF. freaked out!! Thanks for the bday wishes. I'll tell him.
@@opsite2136 honestly, he's probably just sayn that to get people to look at his channel, people do crazy things to get attention sometimes which, if this is true that he is doin this to simply get attention(again, /if/), then thats pretty sad cause that kind of thing causes people to not believe actual proof of real groomers
I got laughed at by a little old asian grandma when I was in my late teens. Standing red-faced in the 'women's aisle' with a damn notebook crossreferencing a shopping list for, not even my girlfriend, or my sister. No, for my cousin. Who was laid up with both the flu and her period at the same time. I made her write a list of what she needed, but should have specified I needed more than just the damn brand name for tampons and pads. I wound up doing the 'one of everything this brand' approach and, as I'm sweeping stuff into the cart, hear that 'demented old lady cackle' behind me. I felt like I'd dipped my head into a pot of boiling water, I was so flushed with embarrassment.
WELL AHCKSHUALLY It's exactly as hard as buying a pregnancy test. The problem is, you have to keep buying shit for 18 years at minimum AFTER if you don't buy the rubbers.
@@owllymannstein7113 The girlfriend too since she didn't do it with anyone (that we know off) and still had the fear she may have been pregnant because her period was late.
Was listening to this while i was driving home and was laughing hard. Laughed harder when it got animated. So happy and proud it was tooncee that animated the podcast. Go check her channel.😁
I want more clips from distractible on here, there are so many stories that are pure gold, and they need to be shared with people too lazy to watch a whole podcast
Same for women. If you are not pregnant but come back positive on a pee test, its likely some form of cancer. So if you've never done it and for some reason do one and it comes back positive, might be cancer.
Fun fact, sheer stress if it’s enough, will genuinely delay your period. I remember being so much that the day I told someone, it started literally hours later. Kinda bonkers
The animation is amazing, it just looks so good. The art style is really satisfying if that makes sense, it just looks really clean and it's easy on the eyes but it has personality. It's not corporate looking, I think that's the difference
After Bob's fridge, this might be my favorite Distractible moment so far. It's even better in the episode because they kept talking about it for a bit.
