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@PMSeymour Месяц назад

Please give the baby boy a home www.makeship.com/products/cosmic-wonders-kev

@toasterhavingabath6980 Месяц назад

@PMSeymour Месяц назад

The Toby Fox segment has been removed at the request of the OP of the thread, their post was submitted to the server without their okay on it and expressed removal, so I’m happily obliging, Sorry dudes

@emmawrites4533 Месяц назад

2:47 the Unibomber had a PHD in math, and was one of the greatest mathematicians around when he wasn't living in the woods and blowing up electronics stores. His work is still cited to this day in some cases. They low key do that exact thing.

@Phood54531 Месяц назад

(better known for other work)

@ZackShark1 Месяц назад

my comments bugged so this was under a minecraft video and i was so confused lmfao

@darthplagueis13 Месяц назад

I mean, research is still research. You can't just not credit your source, just because the source was a terrorist. Imagine writing a history paper... There's so many horrible people who were relevant.

@Phood54531 Месяц назад

@@ZackShark1 FBI reading "Industrial Society and its discontents": "Legally, we can't do anything, he put 'In Minecraft' after every potentially actionable statement"

@NekoChanSenpai Месяц назад

Source: don't worry about it

@ratoh1710 Месяц назад

4:13 That is why my first step in the hypothetical 'you found a genie' scenario is hiring a lawyer and formulating all wishes in the form of contracts formulated by said lawyer

@airplanes_aren.t_real Месяц назад

This is the plot of an scp

@tbotalpha8133 Месяц назад

My first step is talking to the genie to try and figure out what they're like as a person. That's way more useful than trying to outsmart a genie, because an adversarial dickhead genie will always find a way to screw you over. But a friendly, personable genie is more likely to respect the spirit of your wishes, and maybe even ask for clarification before granting them. Also, it's good to find out what the genie's motives are. Because if I feel the genie is being forced to grant wishes in some way, I'll probably spend the wishes on giving the genie what they want instead. Which is a win-win, frankly. Either I've done a good deed for selfless reasons, and can go about my life knowing that I did the right thing. Or, I've just made a friend of the genie, and they might be willing to grant my wishes anyway, bullshit-free.

@yapflipthegrunt4687 Месяц назад

@@airplanes_aren.t_real which one?

@airplanes_aren.t_real Месяц назад

@@yapflipthegrunt4687 738

@ariesunderground5936 Месяц назад

@@yapflipthegrunt4687I’m pretty sure they’re referring to SCP-738

@A-crying-mess-50 Месяц назад

That feeling when one of your submissions is the thumb nail

@bloodbitt Месяц назад

Thubnail

@A-crying-mess-50 Месяц назад

@@bloodbitt I'm not saying that.

@djendjendjendjendjen9442 Месяц назад

Brisket

@airplanes_aren.t_real Месяц назад

Username checks out

@JohnDVil Месяц назад

Congratulations then

@sagecolvard9644 Месяц назад

Given that fact that Goosebumps is essentially "horror, but for kids", the tagline "it will just kill you" is so good. Like, so little kids media out there is willing to just put death front and center that answering "what's going on with this haunted house?" with "It will just kill you" is a unique point.

@AbadonXXX Месяц назад

That moment when the home depot wasn’t being romanticized, but it was meant to be a warning due to the fey running that franchise building (when they offer a credit card, do not take it)

@ashleg8350 Месяц назад

Having worked at HD, can confirm. Especially when you have to deal with wrangling the fae so they don't screw up the displays. Yes, I'm talking about you, Hardware Department Brownies. Little wrench-swapping drill-bit-hiding bastards...

@FelisImpurrator Месяц назад

Home Security Hotline moment

@user-uk4xh7dw8d Месяц назад

I honestly think standing in the doorframe would NOT be peak mental health. It would be both peak anxiety AND peak depression! Like "what are people going to think of you just standing there?" "Only someone stupid world stand there" I'm so tired of seeing that tumblr post please release me from its hell

@samurexatlas7373 Месяц назад

@@user-uk4xh7dw8d just stand in front of your door in the sun.

@PowPowWowWowGirl-jy2lr Месяц назад

If you want to be released from your hell simply move out of the doorframe

@bluelfsuma Месяц назад

Actually, it _is_ peak mental health, provided there's a thunderstorm. Otherwise, it's the Mariana Trench of mental health, because, outside of precipitation and winter, you are letting. so many. _fucking insects._ into your living space. I could not care less about the people outside, when I can _feel_ the bugs whizzing past my face. So, I guess it helps me forget my _social_ anxiety...?

@solosaf6754 Месяц назад

IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING FOR THE 4 YEARS THAT SCREENSHOT IS BEEN FLOATING AROUND

@samurexatlas7373 Месяц назад

@@user-uk4xh7dw8d solution: Stand just outside your door. People will just think you're admiring the world.

@crown4212 Месяц назад

Porches are how you really achieve peak mental health 🙃

@C.Sharpe Месяц назад

Or a nice deck

@crown4212 Месяц назад

@@C.Sharpe true

@CaptainObliviousV Месяц назад

Actual Toby Fox jumpscare

@JazzTheLass Месяц назад

not his actual account unfortunately u_u

@CaptainObliviousV Месяц назад

@@JazzTheLass man… Does he still go by Radiation on Tumblr?

@JazzTheLass Месяц назад

@@CaptainObliviousV fwugradiation, yeah

@gamegod6859 Месяц назад

1:22 that's essentially using a spray bottle on them

@cosmicvoidtree Месяц назад

Except the spray bottle is full of acid

@havochellian1248 Месяц назад

I feel like Tumblr is like one of those viruses from Resident Evil. A lot of people are too weak to harness its full power, but then there’s people like us that become stronger because of it.

@nicholaspeters9919 Месяц назад

Huh, perhaps. Less pustules and weirdly colored fluids tho…

@TheYeetedMeat Месяц назад

@@nicholaspeters9919what do you mean

@nicholaspeters9919 Месяц назад

@@TheYeetedMeat I was making reference to the gore in the RE games when someone gets infected by the viruses.

@TheYeetedMeat Месяц назад

@@nicholaspeters9919 every time I interact with anything remotely related to Tumblr I gain *more* pustules and weirdly coloured fluids, not less. doesn't stop me though.

@nicholaspeters9919 Месяц назад

@@TheYeetedMeat Ok then, I guess it’s settled. Tumblr is very much like the RE games.

@yokaiwatcher8500 Месяц назад

Nah, with the clear skin one, I could FEEL the monkeys paw curling one of its little fingers.

@seantaggart7382 Месяц назад

1:40 AGREED! if i have to hide my sunset shimmer plushie? THEY will have to hide from my sunset shimmer plushie

@Tha-mountain Месяц назад

1:00 str8 up, no filler, it would just kill u

@lukecote8336 Месяц назад

0:30 Nah, that'll just let bugs inside. What you do is get yourself a nice chair, preferably one that rocks back and forth. You sit in it on your front porch and enjoy the fresh air. Bonus points if you play a stringed musical instrument while doing so.

@samurexatlas7373 Месяц назад

@@lukecote8336 history repeats.

@bluelfsuma Месяц назад

I would play 3DS like that, and a bee (actually, maybe it was a wasp?) landed on my finger and gave me six ice cold smooches. Peak mental health.

@jackmack4181 Месяц назад

0:39 *SKARBRAND HATES GOING OUTSIDE AND STAYING INSIDE, SKARBRAND WILL STAY IN THE DOOR FRAME FOR HE HATES IT SLIGHTLY LESS*

@danielnolan8049 Месяц назад

Lol not expecting an If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device reference today.

@codename1176 Месяц назад

Nice reference

@MitchellBirt Месяц назад

Exactly what I was hoping to find in the comments. XD

@77yvurc Месяц назад

That clear skin post reminded me of the invisible woman from Venture Bros. And then the response pic came up and i knew i wasnt the only Genie at heart

@tcxd1164 Месяц назад

for a second I forgot "clear skin" wasn't just a joke and could actually refer to something else

@TheDanishGuyReviews Месяц назад

1:25 Excellent time to reference I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. Well executed, just like the AI.

@fictionfan0 Месяц назад

I thought that title meant there was going to be a Jeff Dunham reference. Turns out it's a RU-vid Community Guidelines reference.

@thegloriouswizard5270 Месяц назад

........ya know. With that last one? *I am glad that I never ventured into those waters.* I get enough Smart Assery from my brother. I don't need *MORE, but from Strange Strangers*.

@jonasholm-mw5bn Месяц назад

2:31 adult fantasy is a well stocked store

@sadservitor5362 Месяц назад

B in LGBT apparently stands for a funny New Vegas joke, that I really liked

@bluelfsuma Месяц назад

"Eyes on me, Little Beast." _Oh...?_ "I'm here to make you *damp-"* _NO, NO, GO BACK, REWIND, UNDO, CTRL+ALT+DELETE, AUGHH!!!_

@Yuruble Месяц назад

3:18 - Gives the same vibe as "miss me with that 'weapon accuracy' shit. i'm shooting everything. i'm laying down cover fire. i'm shooting the walls. i'm shooting my teammates. i'm shooting myself. my accuracy is 100%. ya'll just don't know what i'm aiming at."

@sagesaria Месяц назад

The stuffed animals thing is genuinely good advice. If your partner hates that you have stuffed animals, not only is that a red flag for compatibility, but there are literally stories out there of beloved items that an abusive partner hates getting *destroyed* in fights or 'jealous' rages. Just look up the blanket saga read by Mark Narrations. I had to go to work with my childhood stuffie after listening to that one.

@anonymousperson1142 Месяц назад

I remember seeing the “It will just kill you” Goosebumps book in the school library when I was tiny. It genuinely unsettled me, like as a kid it being that direct made it sound like a threat.

@loganmiles7836 Месяц назад

Schrödinger’s introvert: I am both at home playing video games, and out with friends, until perceived.

@ItsAntfarmNerds505 Месяц назад

0:43 that's me. That's my post. The goddamn honeycrisp apple post. Jesus Christ. I have never loathed a post of mine this much.

@clockside Месяц назад

They're so yummy though 🥺

@ItsAntfarmNerds505 Месяц назад

@@clockside it's not even my funniest post man 😔😔

@clockside Месяц назад

@@ItsAntfarmNerds505 not everything has to be the funniest. I haven't seen that post in the wild, so I can't say anything about what might have been done to it, but I appreciate it for the relatability of being silly about really good food. c:

@ItsAntfarmNerds505 Месяц назад

@@clockside oh damn, thank you. hearing it described that way actually means quite a bit to me /gen

@redbeta9199 Месяц назад

Yippee!!!!!! new P.M Seymour upload!!!!!!

@AnimatingBeats Месяц назад

2:14 I swear that got me laughing hard. Toby Fox has comedy gold posts

@Smok_Argus Месяц назад

A task done poorly is better than perfect - at least it's done!

@Danka42 Месяц назад

"Distributing your ass across multiple tasks" WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

@AriAnimates-lz2rj Месяц назад

Here in ONE MINUTE!!! Cool😊

@russelltietjen4407 Месяц назад

Never mind your toe, that last person ended up losing the whole monkey's paw

@witherwolf3316 Месяц назад

Today I actually noticed that I will say, out loud, to myself, that I said I would do something, as a reminder to do it. This was while I was perfectly conscious of the fact that I had not said that verbally, and had instead said it, to myself, in my own head. I don't know if that's a part of how I structure language or a product of some other mental process but it certainly made for an interesting split second philosophical conundrum that played out for approximately three seconds. That's what that first post reminded me of.

@AeronHale Месяц назад

SKARBRAND WILL STAY IN THE DOORFRAME! HE HATES IT SLIGHTLY LESS! Sorry, The door bit reminded me of that scene from TTS.

@maxxxxxxxxxx6318 Месяц назад

Just got back from a three day camping trip, no internet, no shower. This is the first thing I see when I get back. Thank you.

@alexaresco2063 Месяц назад

I bought my wife a stuffed plague doctor years ago but somehow have taken it as my own. He is always on the bed and even travels with us lol

@samurexatlas7373 Месяц назад

@@alexaresco2063 [|87

@NODNS_n_M.ORD11630 Месяц назад

I have No Mouth and I must Water AM

@jakobdiehn6596 Месяц назад

*the last post* me, who just fiinshed watching midst: weepe: .... what?

@Supersmile330 Месяц назад

That last post was hilarious, got me good, the editing was just on point

@BM74 Месяц назад

0:41 hi cass

@sugarqbs Месяц назад

2:45 one of the highlights of my college career has been introducing Thomas Jefferson in a citation as a “soft-handed apple farmer” and my prof had a good chuckle about it in the feedback section😂

@dorukayhanwastaken Месяц назад

1:22 Be sure to use salt water! Regular tap water might not be conductive enough to take away a rogue computer's computing privileges.

@user-hl1tx7wl9b Месяц назад

"LET ME BE CLEAR" slowly fades away

@apolloLight413 19 дней назад

Nothing like listening to pm seymour while i browse tumblr

@Shythalia Месяц назад

Five Nights at The Court is the Fazbear Entertainment POV. They here fighting allegations & lawsuits.

@5peciesunkn0wn Месяц назад

that last one caught me off guard soooooo much. holy fuck. My chest hurts.

@samurexatlas7373 Месяц назад

Some of us make good dialogue because we can mimic another's mind. I myself can replicate the mind of someone I know well enough, no I don't have PM as one. I could be a good therapist.

@seantaggart7382 Месяц назад

1:20 ida: INDEED! heck you should be more worried about how do you treat your newly sentient ai? Do you harm it or treat it with kindness?

@blakerenimu9033 Месяц назад

0:59 I thought it was going to be "Welcome to the dead house: scholastic"

@et1033 Месяц назад

0:36 NOOOO there was another reblog on this post concluding that this might be why patios exist, dammit

@lim.6535 Месяц назад

2:00 looks very similar to a courtroom I was put in as a child.

@Atoll-ok1zm Месяц назад

God fucking dammit interrupting the hate monologue with a GARDEN HOSE!?!?

@sketchyskies8531 Месяц назад

As someone whose internal dialogue sometimes becomes external, I feel called out by that first post

@stormerkromy988 Месяц назад

0:39 no no that's getting both bads. Porches are the answer, especially screened in

@ethanmendiola3070 Месяц назад

1:40 Flying Kevin Shameless Promotion Go!

@spaceshiplewis Месяц назад

0:30 Hey, maybe Stoop Kid had the right idea!

@ddcreativeideas6115 Месяц назад

1:17 haha, AM's greatest weakness, a fucking hose

@threedaysgrace2233 Месяц назад

No hear me out sitting on the stoop/ just enough far from the door so you don't feel anxious but hey your outside technically.

@GroundThing Месяц назад

The citing scholars one is just reminding me of that Math paper that cited: Kaczynski, T, best known for other work.

@azrealducain3123 Месяц назад

That last one was perfect.

@Ryu_D Месяц назад

Thank you for the video.

@squidpile Месяц назад

1:16 saw a screenshot of this post but with a guilty gear reference in the comments (?) (idk what they’re called I don’t tumble). So sad that it has been left out

@thefakerth Месяц назад

I don’t hide my stuffed animals. My main teddy bear that is the size of my torso that I found in a dumpster and is now full of holes (he was doing better in the dumpster tbh) has a designated place on my bf and I’s bed. I also have two human-sized teddy bears that share the couch and make great pillows. My bf jokingly cuddles and kisses them all to make me “jealous” and I enjoy playing along.

@ziggiethegreat7738 Месяц назад

The clear skin oh my gods 😆

@ratsmackerpoundcoin Месяц назад

I feel like… someone’s trying to SELL ME SOMETHING!!!

@NekoChanSenpai Месяц назад

90s home technology skin

@donutmasterjim Месяц назад

0:42 not me watching this while eating a honeycrisp apple

@ItsAntfarmNerds505 Месяц назад

spreading my agenda far and wide

@86fifty Месяц назад

0:38 - pfffft, damn, somebody drove by my house and took a picture, didn't they?? XDDD

@hart1027 Месяц назад

1:57 pizza game

@ejmc6378 Месяц назад

"That's against community guidelines". BIG OOF

@energyspark6083 Месяц назад

I can’t tell if PM is posting daily or if time is slipping between my fingers

@theclodofclods Месяц назад

Holy shit cool S sword /|\ \\ \|/ Uh, that's the best I could do

@iwillruletheworldyay Месяц назад

b+ for effort

@Bellandora Месяц назад

Honeycrisp apples are the best apples!

@airplanes_aren.t_real Месяц назад

4:22 tbf you'd make bank with figure drawing

@Director_Orson_Krennic Месяц назад

Funny man keels us. Is nice.

@elexiswilliams9791 Месяц назад

are coming back to play Travis in my street season 7

@PMSeymour Месяц назад

Obviously

@aguafria9003 Месяц назад

Clear skin you say? I can think of a PRIME example of that.

@TarynBeeswax Месяц назад

We really are against tumblr's community guidelines

@GallowglassVT Месяц назад

You do have to wonder why no one thought to just spray water at Am.

@ThePkmnYPerson Месяц назад

2:22 They do until you work there.

@specter_8885 Месяц назад

TOBY FOX JUMPSCARE

@AeciusthePhilosopher Месяц назад

3:12 I did not come here to be called out like that.

@cinnamonmink3736 Месяц назад

Date people who will get you MORE stuffed animals

@whyiwakeup6460 Месяц назад

4:05 goddamnit

@ferallantern Месяц назад

IHNMAIMS REFERENCE!!

@austinrimel7860 Месяц назад

I like cool s sword. 0:17

@jcj268 Месяц назад

1:25 😆

@AriAnimates-lz2rj Месяц назад

CLEAR SKIN DARLING!!!

@GloomyFish Месяц назад

Guys... PM's pronouncing the T in depot again... guys I'm scared!

@ZX_STH Месяц назад

Large Frogge

@RossOriginals Месяц назад

I genuinely thought they meant transparent skin.

@gregyey2gregboogaloo24 Месяц назад

One of the A's in LGBTQIA+ (The other ones are in the plus) is for... erm, how do i say this... prefers the company of no people...

@maybenatalie2624 Месяц назад

stop romanticizing home depot i work there they wont let me GO

@AzraqShinji Месяц назад

The fact he still pronounces the T in Depot is triggering my fight or flight

@mars_hoodie5961 Месяц назад

I lived in the doorbell aisle till they removed it.

@samsonmacri941 Месяц назад

1:37 I don't know, Taxidermy is a bit of a weird hobby, Plus how did they get the dead animals they're stuffing? I'm just not comfortable with that.

@ShadeofIce Месяц назад

The skin may be clear but there should still technically be visible meat in there.