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TCOWHN #473 - Kate Quigley
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
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@ezzz42
@ezzz42 5 лет назад
As soon as my man starts whispering you know the stories bout to go off
@joshgoolman3606
@joshgoolman3606 5 лет назад
He changes dynamics so quick i gotta turn it up or down constantly so my neighbors dont hear it while I'm outside smoking
@Neptonic101
@Neptonic101 4 года назад
MMA&Boxing same 😂
@rayholliday5134
@rayholliday5134 4 года назад
For real 🤣🤣
@e.c.3750
@e.c.3750 3 года назад
@@joshgoolman3606 you just described most of my smoke seshs
@mikeoxsbigg1
@mikeoxsbigg1 5 лет назад
Here's to all the men in the friendzone
@jasong9502
@jasong9502 5 лет назад
You take your ball and go home! -Patrice
@cullenholloway8377
@cullenholloway8377 5 лет назад
Thatz why im not takin any bitch seriously im jus doin the smash an dash ugly and pretty bitches
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 5 лет назад
@@cullenholloway8377 - Yeah, sure you are
@cullenholloway8377
@cullenholloway8377 5 лет назад
@@crazyjoedavola5430 its not really much of an accomplishment im not bragging
@thomasandersen2534
@thomasandersen2534 4 года назад
Jason G fuck yeah !
@yoinkaim1499
@yoinkaim1499 2 года назад
*"...a line of coke"* I F*+√ing almost died!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tinarobles5360
@tinarobles5360 5 лет назад
Great story of young love.☺❤😎
@nicksaso3795
@nicksaso3795 5 лет назад
Good stories
@WhistleTeets85
@WhistleTeets85 4 года назад
Tremendous
@terrancebairdjr848
@terrancebairdjr848 4 года назад
Lee's laugh at the end in my ears coming thru my airpod pros makes my blood boil EVERY SINGLE TIME
@vladtheinhaler8940
@vladtheinhaler8940 2 года назад
Lol
@MrJintensive
@MrJintensive 5 лет назад
The title goes to Lee.
@kennypowers1945
@kennypowers1945 2 года назад
And practically every ugly/regular looking guy lol
@DieselBear
@DieselBear 3 года назад
This guy
@ayce5853
@ayce5853 3 года назад
Lol
@PaPaPeeMD
@PaPaPeeMD 5 лет назад
DID U SMELL YOUR FINGER AFTER
@WhistleTeets85
@WhistleTeets85 4 года назад
"Meanwhile I'm hearing reports, she's blowin' this one that one". 😂😂
@milkdud6993
@milkdud6993 5 лет назад
“This is a story I don’t tell a lot” *says it on podcast
@food4j
@food4j 4 года назад
Hes hyping the story up. To get the audience to focus.
@milkdud6993
@milkdud6993 4 года назад
Yellow White I was being observant sorry for trying to be a lil funny lol
@milkdud6993
@milkdud6993 4 года назад
food4j thanks for the lesson in diction, professor
@whitesimurgh6363
@whitesimurgh6363 4 года назад
Girl : aww..you're such a nice guy! Joey : Hey no no no.. Don't get me wrong.. I wasn't.. He immediately corrects her that he ain't good! 😂
@olvinfuentes7514
@olvinfuentes7514 5 лет назад
Yo can you lower everyone else's mic except Joey's
@SativaHigh
@SativaHigh 5 лет назад
Olvin Fuentes agreed they need to lower the guest mic they keep messing with the atmosphere of joeys stories 😪
@TEAMGETHELP
@TEAMGETHELP 4 года назад
Bahahahahh
@mattsteelman3832
@mattsteelman3832 4 года назад
They gotta keep Joey's low because he yells so much 😂
@LouSassoleSledgecock_III
@LouSassoleSledgecock_III 4 года назад
And mute Kate
@JohnFruscianteFan
@JohnFruscianteFan 5 лет назад
With Joey Diaz, the little details that he just talks right on through would be major points in anyone else's story.
@prodigy1445
@prodigy1445 3 года назад
"The place smelled like sperm"
@quickHitter5080
@quickHitter5080 2 года назад
His stories helped me in so many ways. Mostly mentally..
@tvm2209
@tvm2209 Год назад
😂 you talking about 10:54 ?
@Michael-vx4ui
@Michael-vx4ui 4 года назад
how the fuck does joey remember everything?!! I can't remember shit from my high school days
@whitesimurgh6363
@whitesimurgh6363 4 года назад
Girl : aww..you're such a nice guy! Joey : Hey no no no.. Don't get me wrong.. I wasn't.. He immediately corrects her that he ain't good! 😂
@HM-rw5dz
@HM-rw5dz 5 лет назад
"2 dollars and 50 cents ??" 😂
@johnbustillo9192
@johnbustillo9192 5 лет назад
Lmao thats was such a blonde comment of her
@johnbustillo9192
@johnbustillo9192 5 лет назад
2.50 was a lot of money ????????
@SeanWhite-gm6ii
@SeanWhite-gm6ii 5 лет назад
@@johnbustillo9192 thought I might have been the only 1 that caught that 😭😭😂🤣😂
@Neptonic101
@Neptonic101 4 года назад
Not much money for coke
@azaznogalesaz
@azaznogalesaz 5 лет назад
Man I remember this girl who was known to give it to everyone and I tried to take her out. Long story short she didn’t give it out and I thought well I must be really ugly... years later she sent me a message on Facebook and told me that she had a huge crush on me and was scared to even kiss me... :/
@davidpovh5471
@davidpovh5471 5 лет назад
feelsbadman
@thomasandersen2534
@thomasandersen2534 5 лет назад
Hell yeah been there big dog
@chrisf524
@chrisf524 5 лет назад
Damn man. I was trying to smash an old coworker of mine that had already slept with some1 from work and she acted like she was not that kinda girl.
@chrisf524
@chrisf524 5 лет назад
Like a month later she fucked a different guy from work and I was like wtf.
@davidbanner5096
@davidbanner5096 5 лет назад
Same here except the girl told me she liked me any wanted to wait ..but I hooked up with her cousin instead I was impatient..finding out the reason for the wait is she had the clap & didn't wanna give it to me
@Sychonut
@Sychonut 5 лет назад
5:30 Reminded me of Joe "a buddy of mine" Rogan
@attractedtothemetallikemag9385
That shits funny
@dima9917
@dima9917 5 лет назад
8:05 - That's a real love story right there.
@xarievans7978
@xarievans7978 3 года назад
i really dont get how people hate on Lee. he's the fucking best, his energy is so funny and a great chaser for Uncle Joey
@AngryKevin2o11
@AngryKevin2o11 4 года назад
Joey should get into animated story telling. Would be dope as fuck.
@y25151956
@y25151956 5 лет назад
joey "i dont tell allot of people except for the whole internet" diaz
@RICKROCKERTHEORIGIONAL
@RICKROCKERTHEORIGIONAL 4 года назад
She is the best female guest I have seen on this show so far.
@thematteotwopoint0
@thematteotwopoint0 5 лет назад
Every time that blonde girl talks it ruins Joeys story jeeeeeeeez man
@TourettesOrc
@TourettesOrc 5 лет назад
M D - joeys raspy voice = cool. Her raspy voice - 😐😕
@Dizz2K7
@Dizz2K7 5 лет назад
This was the comment I was looking for.
@gregmurphy1155
@gregmurphy1155 5 лет назад
Dizz2K7 yeah I knew it would be here too; every video with a girl guest has one lol
@Dizz2K7
@Dizz2K7 5 лет назад
@@gregmurphy1155 they aren't wrong. It has more to do with the fact that they are younger than him and have less experience in that territory than he does.
@jasona8047
@jasona8047 5 лет назад
Lmao... i knew a few girls like that back in the day, cant believe i missed out 🤦🏻‍♂️
@snigie1
@snigie1 5 лет назад
When you look back you're just horrified at yourself and what you missed out on!
@chrisf524
@chrisf524 5 лет назад
Those r the girls that will say they are not a ho, even tho they sucked 3 dicks the weekend before! 🤣🤣
@fopal-gang7108
@fopal-gang7108 5 лет назад
I fucked most no regrets here 🤤
@kennypowers1945
@kennypowers1945 2 года назад
Yup sucks that we were losers early on 🤣
@redram5150
@redram5150 5 лет назад
Same thing happened to me. After I got out of high school, for some reason I was even more in the circle and heard about everything everyone was doing, including the girl I stupidly wanted since grade ten who slept with everyone
@KyleC11
@KyleC11 3 месяца назад
All hail Joey Diaz
@hoagiemacintosh781
@hoagiemacintosh781 5 лет назад
Imagine if the gorilla commented on this lol.
@tiktokisthescumoftheearth1530
@tiktokisthescumoftheearth1530 4 года назад
What if, you're the gorilla?!
@hoagiemacintosh781
@hoagiemacintosh781 4 года назад
👀👀🤫
@justfine77777
@justfine77777 3 года назад
If you gave her a few beers, shit could crack-a-lack. 😆
@Bigbrotherthunder
@Bigbrotherthunder Год назад
Lee Kate and Joey are fuckn hilarious with the sex tales
@walterwhite3538
@walterwhite3538 4 года назад
I relate to joey on a spiritual level
@tottenhamhotspurish
@tottenhamhotspurish 5 лет назад
My mate told me the other day I should write a book about my life... I guess there’s many of us who have intriguing stories that have happened in our live’s.
@mikes8116
@mikes8116 5 лет назад
Write it bro!
@coltoncrawfordjazz
@coltoncrawfordjazz 5 лет назад
Go for it!
@jeff8501
@jeff8501 5 лет назад
Do it
@in_vas_por8810
@in_vas_por8810 4 года назад
My great grandmother used to say: "everybody gotta story."
@michaelg7022
@michaelg7022 2 года назад
At 5:12 lee answers her question fast as hell! Lol
@mattgonzalez4457
@mattgonzalez4457 5 лет назад
Lee needs to put his listening ears on sometimes 🙉🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣
@jordynnilsen-daly1480
@jordynnilsen-daly1480 5 лет назад
I love the clip of lee giggleing at the end haha
@ac8D3
@ac8D3 5 лет назад
Jordyn nilsen-daly it’s annoying if you ask me
@jeff8501
@jeff8501 5 лет назад
Not ne
@vladtheinhaler8940
@vladtheinhaler8940 2 года назад
I'm always in tears
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks 4 года назад
I let someone slip thru my hands (literal and not) and got reminded of it in a horrible way recently. Take your pain early as possible.
@zackjenkins5836
@zackjenkins5836 3 года назад
"He held on like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon"
@sluttyfrogmagician
@sluttyfrogmagician 5 лет назад
"She was a dirty witch or something..."
@chadwickmac9798
@chadwickmac9798 5 лет назад
Joey Diaz: this I a fucked up story. I dont tell alot of people. *goes on to tell 3000 people on his podcast* 😂
@noizyme
@noizyme 4 года назад
I can't follow Joey's stories at all. They sound like a Choose Your Own Adventure story mixed up with an Ad-Lib book.
@Henry-uv9xu
@Henry-uv9xu 4 года назад
Lowkey
@CoachCarter102
@CoachCarter102 4 года назад
No Yes lowkey felt that bro
@pozdrav2392
@pozdrav2392 5 лет назад
The end is legendary
@solidgeta
@solidgeta 5 лет назад
You a fool homie 💯 I rocks wit you 💯😎🤙🏾
@patfahy727
@patfahy727 3 года назад
"snortin' black beauties and drinking anisette" Oh year the old days
@andrewdzierson2036
@andrewdzierson2036 5 лет назад
In college? Laughed my ass off.
@YoungTeeza1990
@YoungTeeza1990 4 года назад
You gotta let uncle Joey finish his stories without the pointless side comments, geesh
@SHIVAMYadav-pw5uz
@SHIVAMYadav-pw5uz 2 года назад
Joey doesn't give a f@ck if some take it as true story...
@executiveoutcomesUSA
@executiveoutcomesUSA 26 дней назад
Beautiful story..she snorted & blew me then it became “official”…we were dating 😂🎉🍻🇺🇸✝️🇺🇸✝️🇺🇸✝️
@crunchyteddy4236
@crunchyteddy4236 4 года назад
Dont tell a lot of people...puts it on the internet
@GAZAMAN93X
@GAZAMAN93X 5 лет назад
Can someone give me the source of the outro with Lee giggling his ass off?
@kingsmoke9350
@kingsmoke9350 4 года назад
from the episode called acid church
@redram5150
@redram5150 5 лет назад
I worked with a heroin addict that was so bad he showed up to work with his polo shirt on backwards. He didn’t notice it was on backwards until he showed up at lunch and someone had to point it out to him
@randybuja7278
@randybuja7278 5 лет назад
So what... Look at yourself instead of him.
@fopal-gang7108
@fopal-gang7108 5 лет назад
Dam must’ve been fire dope
@crisisjack
@crisisjack 5 лет назад
@@fopal-gang7108 real shit
@codyjackson3191
@codyjackson3191 2 года назад
I love how he calls all of them gorillas
@markthompson4859
@markthompson4859 5 лет назад
Joey, I enjoy your honesty man. Way to live life.
@shaunengle
@shaunengle Год назад
Lee’s heavy breathing 😂😂😂
@chrisf524
@chrisf524 5 лет назад
I was at a bar last Wednesday and started talking to a chick and she introduced me 2 her "guy friends". Her and i started making out and holding each other and the looks on there faces! Priceless
@jayboyuno6398
@jayboyuno6398 5 лет назад
Proud of you buddy. Good job man
@chrisf524
@chrisf524 5 лет назад
@@jayboyuno6398 🤟🤝
@michaelmiller8455
@michaelmiller8455 5 лет назад
What were the looks on THEIR faces?
@Leo-yn5fx
@Leo-yn5fx 5 лет назад
Lol
@videogamepolak0
@videogamepolak0 5 лет назад
@@michaelmiller8455 soy boy mouth
@gabrielvillagomez
@gabrielvillagomez 4 года назад
1983, 250$ per week? That's a lot man
@michaelbailey5736
@michaelbailey5736 3 года назад
My rent was only $200 per month with everything included in 1983
@mikes8116
@mikes8116 5 лет назад
Story of my life!
@TheToastedGamer
@TheToastedGamer Год назад
Imagane listening to joey talk about the 70~80s, in 2080
@hukilausurfer
@hukilausurfer 5 лет назад
4:17 "We dropped off Lee!" "....thats why I got beat up 😒"
@darkskinwhite
@darkskinwhite 5 лет назад
Why do all the women on podcasts talk too much? like women always talk too much but nobody told you how to podcast?
@franciscochavez2591
@franciscochavez2591 5 лет назад
Not miss pat
@crockybird3287
@crockybird3287 5 лет назад
@Dreymon Green I bet you're a woman
@Leo-yn5fx
@Leo-yn5fx 5 лет назад
Kate Quigley on again?
@TheGeneral_LUFC
@TheGeneral_LUFC 5 лет назад
oh yeah and again and again.
@CaptainStabin2
@CaptainStabin2 5 лет назад
Old clip
@louisdimenna880
@louisdimenna880 3 года назад
“In college” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MicheladaPapi
@MicheladaPapi 5 лет назад
“ This is a fucked up story that I don’t tell a lot of people” *literally tells everyone on RU-vid*
@kennypowers1945
@kennypowers1945 2 года назад
Yea he meant he doesn’t tell it often
@JesusChristisKing94
@JesusChristisKing94 2 года назад
“She ran with four girls that were as good looking as they were dangerous” Joey on key 25/8!!!!
@sommi888
@sommi888 5 лет назад
💛🧡💚💙 Nobody and I MEAN fucking nobody on this god damn earth can drink a bottle of water like Uncle Joey 💛🧡💚💙
@mariyatakeuchi9009
@mariyatakeuchi9009 Год назад
no matter what situation you are in uncle joey is in your coner with a clip
@Loco5919
@Loco5919 4 года назад
Lee: “Yes it is! Yes it is!”😂😂😂
@mylatedroid101
@mylatedroid101 5 лет назад
Honestly that thumbnail is all of us who had to encounter a situation like that
@jeff8501
@jeff8501 5 лет назад
Lee Syatt more like Lee sighing
@Chango46
@Chango46 3 года назад
I listen to Lee laughing after every video 😂
@gavinbeets4736
@gavinbeets4736 3 года назад
Only Joey van tell a story like that . From South Africa we love the show
@alexbethea7009
@alexbethea7009 4 года назад
YaLl ever go to Joey Diaz FB page just to look these ppl up
@PlutoTheGod
@PlutoTheGod 5 лет назад
That girl needs to shhh
@perstongravey4556
@perstongravey4556 4 года назад
His voice makes it sound like he’s seen some shit being a gangster in Boston
@PaPaPeeMD
@PaPaPeeMD 5 лет назад
LMAFO
@Gabooch
@Gabooch Месяц назад
“Smoke some toots-sa-utz” 12:03
@dru3703
@dru3703 3 года назад
It’s called the friend zone
@loaloko9068
@loaloko9068 5 лет назад
Isn't that frustrating... Yes, yes it is... Don't worry Lee, me too. We're just too nice for this world.
@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy
@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy 5 лет назад
And then you’re about to get with her after years of chasing and she turns lesbian, what the fuxk ever
@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy
@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy 5 лет назад
And then you’re about to get with her after years of chasing and she turns lesbian, what the fuxk ever
@zid2five268
@zid2five268 5 лет назад
‘This is a fucked up story i dont tell a lot of people’ hahahahaha 2k views
@deemedforu
@deemedforu 4 года назад
Oh I love Joey but he trips over his own bullshit too much.
@jonrivere424
@jonrivere424 5 лет назад
My boy joey making me miss my freshmen sweetheart we used to be fucked up on ecstacy all the time in high school lol
@martindurran2658
@martindurran2658 3 года назад
😂😂a super gorrila who shoots bow and arrows at people form his window😂
@timothysmith35
@timothysmith35 5 лет назад
Lee is fucking HIGH👤
@AshishHekre
@AshishHekre 2 года назад
What's wrong with her nose
@kylekitchens1017
@kylekitchens1017 5 лет назад
Joey I love you
@George.elz9
@George.elz9 Год назад
Uncle Joey is the best 💯
@tsr6220
@tsr6220 2 года назад
lmao
@olliedgk
@olliedgk 4 года назад
Joey "Just keep sleeping" Diaz
@Dustin_N
@Dustin_N 5 лет назад
I wanna give uncle joey some rubbing alcohol and salt for that binger
@pauljones9576
@pauljones9576 4 года назад
Love this guy
@Aolow
@Aolow 4 года назад
711
@HomesByDeVoe
@HomesByDeVoe 4 года назад
You know he’s making it up every time he takes a sip. Joey just tell the truth we like you when you tell the truth. Lmao “we were listening to Bon Jovi (oh no you mixed up the dates Joey) oh wait no Bon Jovi wasn’t out yet you know what I’m sayin”.
@WhereFunnyResides
@WhereFunnyResides 5 лет назад
First lol
@willygrags4367
@willygrags4367 4 года назад
are they actually calling black people gorillas in this video?
@declanheffernan5896
@declanheffernan5896 4 года назад
A gorilla is just a really big dude
@JoeKing837
@JoeKing837 3 года назад
Dumbass
@kennypowers1945
@kennypowers1945 2 года назад
No dummy a gorilla is a big dumb person, could be any color. Stop making it about race ya racist
@elijahnelson265
@elijahnelson265 2 года назад
Fkn momo
@MichaelDominguez25
@MichaelDominguez25 5 лет назад
Joey is the beta
@chrisjones2412
@chrisjones2412 4 года назад
At my advanced age this talk seems so infantile to me. They seems so tough...but they look like children to me . funny huh? Most of these people cant get girls without drugs and most of these girls cant get in the mood with out drugs.
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