Everyone: dreams look better than reality. Me: my dreams are black and white and i can’t see a frick, i just see shadows, now wanna bet reality is better?
This 2D man just straight up dreamt of a 3D world in which he met the almighty cookie man. *Man I gotta start eating more cookies before bed if I wanna get to the 9th dimension*
"what ever do you mean? Everything seems fine to me" I reply to the person who asked the question while beating my wife for sleeping with my son and making a pornhub video.
Do people actually care... cuz I dont... but I am weird.... I go to bed with a bottle of coca cola every night, and sometimes loose it under the bed... after a cople of weeks I chek under the bed and find 4 coca cola bottles