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Why don't Jews eat pork? According to Howard Stern Part 1

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@dima9917
@dima9917 11 лет назад
I grew up in Israel and I can't stop laughing listening to Howard XD
@bandeano3870
@bandeano3870 Год назад
have you ever eaten pork?
@largelysubatomic
@largelysubatomic 9 лет назад
He's right, Kosher laws and inspections were like the ancient version of the health department.
@WelcomeToThe92503
@WelcomeToThe92503 6 лет назад
Where did they get the laws from? Health department learned it from scientifical studies. These desert nomadic man just knew. Explain that please
@icemeoutlikeelsa
@icemeoutlikeelsa 5 лет назад
​@@WelcomeToThe92503 science is built on observation, they could see people get sick after eating certain things or eaten in a certain way
@Brooklyn11236
@Brooklyn11236 4 года назад
WelcomeToThe92503 it’s like how you know something you ate was the source of your upset stomach
@BklyNYC
@BklyNYC 4 года назад
K tytf FF eWWSesss km
@estatuadechozo
@estatuadechozo 3 года назад
@@WelcomeToThe92503 that's called empiricism. Not always works, that's why we need science.
@calessel3139
@calessel3139 2 года назад
Robin: "So what did you get out of it?" Howard:"I became antisemitic!" -- LOL
@nighthawk0077
@nighthawk0077 8 лет назад
This clip is so full of Gold, it's no wonder this guy rose to dominate the entire radio industry.
@Sleepis4pussies
@Sleepis4pussies 4 года назад
Bad Cattitude funny, but in a extremely retarded way lmao
@yoloforeva
@yoloforeva 11 лет назад
I m an ex-muslim, No mullah, rabbi, or priest has ever explained this to me as good as howard did. every word made absolute sense.
@aminakamran6969
@aminakamran6969 Год назад
Agreed.
@clycoo
@clycoo Год назад
lol "mullah". almost all ex-muslims are always from the shia.
@damxcv
@damxcv Год назад
Wtf is a mullah, are you sure you were an ex Muslim
@rapplug4752
@rapplug4752 Год назад
Most likely a Shia from Iran , not Sunni Muslim like 90% of the Muslim world
@user-pe2sz2en8u
@user-pe2sz2en8u 6 месяцев назад
@@clycoo ikr this is sooo funny💀💀💀
@denisepau4582
@denisepau4582 8 лет назад
ha ha this reminds me of a Muslim explaining to me why he didn't eat pork but he said the BIGGEST reason HE didn't eat pork was because it is not good for you very unhealthy telling me this while smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer .lol
@Lupinthe3rd.
@Lupinthe3rd. 8 лет назад
+Denise Pau at least you know he was chill cause a fundi dont drink smoke
@ariefhasbi6878
@ariefhasbi6878 8 лет назад
Pork beer and cigarette is haram for muslim. Dont judge all muslim because one person
@denisepau4582
@denisepau4582 8 лет назад
Im not judging Muslim ive met people who drink coffee with no sugar because its bad for you but have a cigarette with their coffee. Lol I wasn't trying to point out only Muslims I was just making a point how some people just don't make any sense sometimes but I used the Muslim as an example. No offense. I have many Muslim friends.that don't act like that
@thebadaids
@thebadaids 6 лет назад
I live in the south. Never came across too many jews, but where there's smoke, there's fire. Not gonna deny anything you said.
@bigblue162
@bigblue162 5 лет назад
Cool story. To bad you're full of shit.
@420jamamaw
@420jamamaw 6 лет назад
Anytime Gilbert was in, with Howard and Artie, it was always gold
@kottonmouthvids
@kottonmouthvids 8 лет назад
holy shit howard is smart he never hesitated never faultered
@matimus100
@matimus100 11 месяцев назад
Holy shit stinks too
@justcallmeassinine
@justcallmeassinine 10 лет назад
I never knew Howard Stern was so incredibly funny ....I am choking with laughter...the way he tells it..... : )
@mikecappadocia5959
@mikecappadocia5959 10 лет назад
he's always been the funniest person on the show no matter who was there.
@anthologyofinterest1
@anthologyofinterest1 10 лет назад
there's a reason he's so enduring, above all else he's incredibly likeable
@justcallmeassinine
@justcallmeassinine 10 лет назад
anthologyofinterest1 He is likeable,but did manage to piss off his Latino listeners some years back.He apologized on air I think.
@maknusagr8agn330
@maknusagr8agn330 7 лет назад
i was always wondering about this too.....Howard explains it very simply.....i always loved Howard, he speaks his mind and is open but if he doesn't like it ....step back.
@MisterJessel
@MisterJessel 3 года назад
That killed me when Rabbi Gottfried chimed-in.
@Gr8Success
@Gr8Success 8 лет назад
what a smart person this Howard stern is . i have always appreciated him . brilliant honest and logical response
@dtfonmyballs8752
@dtfonmyballs8752 2 года назад
Kosher laws were more about controlling markets. Pigs were relatively easy to raise and easy to breed. Even in America a lot of low income families can sustain themselves plus have a little income from pig farming. It was a way to control others
@MrChorizokiller
@MrChorizokiller 12 лет назад
Howard is 100% correct.
@mattc8046
@mattc8046 Год назад
Howard shutting down Benjy instantly is the best!
@jazz4
@jazz4 12 лет назад
Strange how so many people think there is an omniscient creator of the universe with ham anxiety.
@mediahits9683
@mediahits9683 8 лет назад
Nice adding of the Gilbert Godfrey singing clip.
@MissPatel100
@MissPatel100 11 лет назад
"the bible was written by people. i hope people know that. it wasn't written by God." - howard lmao
@maida-vale
@maida-vale Год назад
And leap forward to the New Testament, everything was written many years after the root of the stories, NOT a single word was written by Jesus! gossip, gossip already!
@SirMr
@SirMr 15 лет назад
An interesting explanation. What Howard is saying also make sense - specifically pork gets spoiled quicker in hot weather than beef and lamb. Probably 4000 years ago both considerations were important.
@jimdellavecchia4594
@jimdellavecchia4594 2 года назад
I'm 55 and learned this in Catholic grammar school. Thankfully we learned about every Christian religion, along with Islam and Judaism
@AntiFascist2011
@AntiFascist2011 11 лет назад
religion is society. You are religious. If you are an atheist, then atheism is your religion. People form society based on various common values and beliefs. Religion is part of that. Holy books reflect people's attempt to understand God and the universe. God is the creator of everything and is therefore not a 'god of the gaps'. All science does is discover the mechanism God used.
@allxtarmusic
@allxtarmusic 11 лет назад
howard stern, gotta love this guy
@makaveli3900
@makaveli3900 14 лет назад
i laughed SO FUCKING HARD LMAO AHYAA SHNAAAATZA
@andywattbulb
@andywattbulb 5 лет назад
The reason they don't mix meat and milk together is because Hebrews were disgusted by the idea of cooking an animal in its mother's milk.
@Steadno
@Steadno 14 лет назад
the shit part almost killed me laughing
@Ekimkenap
@Ekimkenap Год назад
I just want to apologize to my wife Nancy for, uh, the Jessica Hahn bathtub incident. It was stupid and I'll never do anything like that again and I love you and I'm very sorry. And I'm very sincere. And don't, please don't make a mockery of this. I'm serious. I'm sorry. Im not trying to bring the show down I just wanted to apologize. She's very upset. Thank you. I'm done Howard..
@benjaminperez7328
@benjaminperez7328 3 месяца назад
Yeah, you ARE done…….
@justinandsheba
@justinandsheba 8 лет назад
SVEE!!!!!!!!!
@friggyk
@friggyk 2 года назад
*they just wrote that god forbid pork, when in reality I doubt he cares what we eat*
@bersef
@bersef 14 лет назад
Howard is the best. Awesome.
@Frankybroadcast
@Frankybroadcast Год назад
If god didn't want us to eat pigs, he wouldn't have made them out of Bacon!
@maida-vale
@maida-vale Год назад
Pigs carry "the bladder worm" which remains as such in the pig but if piggy-porker is not cooked well enough, bladder worms transferred into humans, develop into tapeworm.
@hahahasowhatyouresayingist8831
I don't belong to any kind of religions but this is the best food standard i've ever heard of so far proven by science and i firmly stand on this for six years now. If the whole world only knew this, humanity can reduce sickness and dependence on commercial medicines. How I imagine, if the world can be as healthy as day one.
@jepman1075
@jepman1075 Год назад
What on earth are you gibberish about? Nonsense.
@PlutoTheGod
@PlutoTheGod 7 лет назад
I forgot KOAB was even on the phone until he tried to get a word in near the end lmao
@dpapaioannow
@dpapaioannow 3 года назад
lol noone is paying attention to that monday on the phone and he is still there LOL
@mannymmv
@mannymmv 9 лет назад
I LOVE BACON!!
@friggyk
@friggyk 2 года назад
*I eat pork and don’t care what anyone thinks, all imma say is that just don’t overdo it, too much of anything is bad….except money ofc*
@drag0nfig0
@drag0nfig0 12 лет назад
Science hasn't proven that God isn't real. It doesn't have to, because religion hasn't proven that God exists.
@michaelappel9725
@michaelappel9725 5 месяцев назад
I was brought up Catholic and stations of the Cross was actually one of the few things I liked.
@airrowhead
@airrowhead 4 года назад
what is the deal with HSS & RU-vid? Alot of the shows/videos have disappeared? Are they only aloud to be posted for X-amounted time? Could you shine some light on the question? thanks in advance!
@starw300
@starw300 11 лет назад
I love Howard ,i am myself part jew but we can name us jews in any part of the world but not reconnized by jews in Israel if you are not judaic religion .I think we are all jews no matter what religion have or choose
@t4b5klh
@t4b5klh 15 лет назад
i love hearing other people who are intelligent about religion, and know its bullshit.
@shawnhapney8784
@shawnhapney8784 4 года назад
That was just priceless!
@eugenesant9015
@eugenesant9015 2 года назад
Because it would be too close to cannibalism.
@AntiFascist2011
@AntiFascist2011 11 лет назад
1 The Big Bang. 2 Don't eat pork as in the video. 3 The ocean floor contains deep valleys and mountains (2 Samuel 22:16; Jonah 2:6). 4 Earth floats freely in space (Job 26:7).
@tacitus2244
@tacitus2244 15 лет назад
If you look at the ingredients of most cat food pork is an ingridient, and I've seen many nature shows were lions and tigers are eating warthogs, and if I'm not mistaken they are part of the pig family.
@Constavlos
@Constavlos 14 лет назад
lol exactly. a unicorn poked me in the eye when i was on that arc :)
@SeptemberRain11
@SeptemberRain11 12 лет назад
He's wrong about the cloven hoof. He said they can't have cloven hooves, but its the opposite. Kosher land animals are supposed to have cloven hooves and chew their cud. Pigs have cloven hooves but they do not chew their cud. Cows have cloven hooves and chew their cud, that's why cows are kosher, but pigs are not.
@SirMr
@SirMr 14 лет назад
Jesus wasn't the first who preached Christian ideas. There was a sect in Israel 100 years before Christ was born, that followed the same ideology.
@officialrivv
@officialrivv Год назад
Howard is like any other atheist. They think they have it all figured out. The irony is, he's been stuck in a studio his entire life
@Majeed.
@Majeed. 3 года назад
The clownery 😂
@SirMr
@SirMr 13 лет назад
@rusty1491 Really? So, there is actually a specific reference to boar as a sacrificial animal. Which historical document this information is based upon? Can you dig it up for me, please? Thank you
@zvast
@zvast 14 лет назад
Howard, thank you for understanding Judaism.
@ecobitecobit4539
@ecobitecobit4539 7 лет назад
because pigs taste like humans and humans taste like pigs
@lukkyluciano
@lukkyluciano 7 лет назад
I've smelled burning human flesh and it doesn't smell anything like pork, it's a smell you never forget, not a pleasant smell.
@NOxHESITATION
@NOxHESITATION 6 лет назад
lukkyluciano ok but there’s a difference between the smell of cooked porked and the smell of burnt flesh of a pig, especially if it hasn’t been cleaned and skinned so the hair is also being burnt.
@StanSwan
@StanSwan 6 лет назад
They say human flesh tastes like beef.
@kristykodman8216
@kristykodman8216 5 лет назад
How do you know are mybe I don't want to know how you know
@TJ-wt9op
@TJ-wt9op 4 года назад
Wait wtf that means they can’t eat human either??
@kristaharvey8941
@kristaharvey8941 5 лет назад
Nice pic of Howard 🌷
@lesbrown7009
@lesbrown7009 8 лет назад
His history is quite accurate.
@SimplyLimbo
@SimplyLimbo 8 лет назад
Im catholic. within catholicism, there is also this idea about suffering. Not not wanna being there, or not wanna be christian. But you concentrate on christs suffering, and ur own.
@zvast
@zvast 13 лет назад
If God didn't want Jews to eat pork, he would not have created bacon.
@puirYorick
@puirYorick Год назад
Lots of my school friends growing up were just "culturally" Jewish and not particularly religiously observant Jews if at all. Let's just say quite a lot of pork and ham passed their lips when in mixed company. Maybe they did different at home for the parents and I didn't necessarily know. Also, the sabbath day was NOT kept holy. People did whatever they needed to do for work to get done any day of the week.
@newyork5165
@newyork5165 6 лет назад
Howard is absolutely right
@pashazafar3490
@pashazafar3490 8 лет назад
I am a Jew. This is disgrace!
@pashazafar3490
@pashazafar3490 8 лет назад
+goyem666 What?
@samramzy544
@samramzy544 8 лет назад
+Pasha Zafar "chosen people" belief is rasism. Jews r no better than other ppl. if u keep think that shitty way, dont blame antisemists
@justinisepic
@justinisepic 8 лет назад
oy vey
@yaywhewclips242
@yaywhewclips242 8 лет назад
+Pasha Zafar What evs the world's gonna end in 2032, so who gives a SHIT! Chosen race!
@luukeluketer1024
@luukeluketer1024 7 лет назад
It's not a disgrace to be a Jew........is it ???
@Constavlos
@Constavlos 14 лет назад
"specifically pork gets spoiled quicker in hot weather" it's not just that they "spoil". certain meats contain and breed larger amounts of bad bacteria, than others. ultimately all meat is prone to bad bacteria because it's dead meat. once flesh dies, the only things that can break it down are destructive micro-organisms (dangerous bacertium & maggots etc.), that's why carinvores have such strong stomach acid and really short intestinal tracks.
@AlexGarcia-jb1cc
@AlexGarcia-jb1cc 10 лет назад
And because of what I said, this is why so many jews have turned from The Most High
@royadartube
@royadartube 11 лет назад
The same thing is correct for Muslin Iranians who read Quran an don't understand it.
@SirMr
@SirMr 15 лет назад
The structure of your English sentence, my fellow, is too advanced for a second language speaker like I am. I wish you'd put commas and periods to guide me through the conundrum of your remark and allow me to fully appreciate its depth.
@vincenttallarida6861
@vincenttallarida6861 2 года назад
Read Marvin Harris's Cows, Pigs, Wars and Witches for more answers.
@SirMr
@SirMr 13 лет назад
@Severddans I am not an expert on the issue myself, but I read that Torah - Jewish Bible was translated from Hebrew or Arameic into Greek around 100 A.C. Later on the Greek version was translated into other vernacular languages and that's why there are many different translations and discrepancies in it. If someone knows facts better, you are welcome to correct me.
@SirMr
@SirMr 14 лет назад
Back in the Bible days Jews lived in very hot areas where pork spoiled within 2 hours as an oppose to lamb and beef that can withstand heat longer. If people would eat pork under those circumstances it would cause mass food poisoning and deaths. But the only way to keep those people from doing it was fear of God's wrath. If you were the leader of Jewish people under those circumstances, and wanted to save the nation you'd have to invent a very angry God.
@romcallis
@romcallis 5 лет назад
Miss Artie...too bad about his personal problems
@ewanbyrne
@ewanbyrne 11 лет назад
People who eat meat (beef, chicken ect) who don't eat pork because a book hundreds of years old says not to amaze me.
@Constavlos
@Constavlos 14 лет назад
ok, so why was the logic behind not eating it before, but being allowed to now?
@dirtmerchant1980
@dirtmerchant1980 15 лет назад
the word is patience. I have none for poor spelling.
@Braglemaster123
@Braglemaster123 9 лет назад
Easy now Howard
@Fridge760
@Fridge760 11 лет назад
if im an atheist... we dont have a religion.. we are just citizens of the world who think rationally.. and are finally standing up for what we stand for...and that is for the religious bunch to practice whatever they believe in the privacy of their home and church with people who believe as they do.. keep all religious activity away from the public eye and to especially not make social rules and pass laws based on any holy book...
@SirMr
@SirMr 15 лет назад
Wow... When I came to the US and heard black people complaining about discrimination I thought they were looking for a handout or, at least, were living in the past. But now my opinion changed. Apparently there are many people who are scares to insult them in public, but apparently enjoy doing this behind their backs.
@huddyhowell6469
@huddyhowell6469 9 лет назад
I am a seventh day adventist Christian, we do not eat pork.
@lukkyluciano
@lukkyluciano 7 лет назад
yeah they are the feet washers
@jackigoon6168
@jackigoon6168 6 лет назад
Hmm, after 2+ yrs this comment has yet to magically attain ANY relevance to the callers question. Odd. I'll try mine, and check back. I'm an Irishman... we don't drink water.
@StanSwan
@StanSwan 6 лет назад
The no meat on Friday Catholic thing sucked.
@StanSwan
@StanSwan 6 лет назад
Idiot Savant Incarnate The Republican party was formed in 1856. Jesus died in 33 AD, if he even existed.
@tylergordonfilm
@tylergordonfilm 15 лет назад
King of all Blacks is a smart man
@SirMr
@SirMr 15 лет назад
Slavery has horrible consequences. The same was in Russian for instance, except Russians enslaved their own people and not for 200 years but close to 600. But the consequences are very similar. You see slave doesn't really wants freedom, but primarily wants to get back at those who enslaved them. That's how the Communists seized the power back in 1917. It was European whites' and Arabs' fault for bringing them to America and now it's their duty to deal with them.
@AlexDeLarge1
@AlexDeLarge1 8 лет назад
I like the health implications he brings up. Very interesting, I never thought of it like that. Circumcision might also similarly be a relic of when venereal diseases were rampant, and it offered some minute protection because you were supposed to fuck as much as possible, and people who follow the idea today don't realize it's been rendered pointless by medical science and condoms.
@AlexDeLarge1
@AlexDeLarge1 8 лет назад
STIs were *crazy* back in the day, dude. Moses ordered people to kill everyone except virgins because STIs were a plague.
@SirMr
@SirMr 15 лет назад
Of course not, pumpkin, but even if it was, go right ahead. Isn't this a manifestation of freedom of expression?
@jetliigor
@jetliigor 14 лет назад
about the torrah thing i agree with Howard, when i was 13 and had my barmitztvah i had to memorize 4.5 pages. My grandpa would make me memorize it. He's really jewish and goes to synagague but not me nor my parents. When the day came i knew everything word for word. As the rabbi was pointing on each word i had to say it. The rabbi thought i knew what it meant but really i just memorized it word for word and his pointing on the word made no difference because i didn't understand the language.
@ricobhi
@ricobhi 14 лет назад
@OnThatPowder What does this have to do with anything that Howard said?
@SirMr
@SirMr 15 лет назад
Oh boy, MidnightRayn. Now I have a full set characters here. You personify Nazi and Pooternackle Ku Klux Klan.
@JoeCnNd
@JoeCnNd 2 года назад
6:06 they pitched that audio to get the bruh meme.
@SirMr
@SirMr 12 лет назад
@kermitcintronsucks I wonder what is the source of your info?
@SuperAlexrios
@SuperAlexrios 14 лет назад
greatest piece of howard
@Ashurst
@Ashurst 15 лет назад
Fair comment. I don't think it's as devious as Howard says, but I see how others see that.
@Landotter1
@Landotter1 11 лет назад
At least four... You're funny man.... I had to do my own research and you'll have to do the same.... I'm not doing it for you. I don't mean to be nasty but when I wondered about certain things, I found myself having to look into things myself. One cool thing they have done is the Red Sea study and they have found a whole slew of Egyptian charriots and artifacts at the bottom. Don't think sunken ships deposited them there. No sunken ships to be found. Work still in progress. Rock Horab is another
@mjohanss1975
@mjohanss1975 11 лет назад
The big bang theory is probably described in the bible in a passage that goes something like this: "from the very small came the large"...a description as detailed as any that science has to offer haha
@SirMr
@SirMr 15 лет назад
Wow another deeply inspiring comment. Must be my luck. Incidentally, there's a difference between intelligent thinking and perfect English. The first one has to do with the person, the second one has to do with being born in an English speaking country. Lucky for me though I learned how to say "dumb fuck." Because in your case this term seem to fit really well.
@hendawg3048
@hendawg3048 5 лет назад
Has anyone tried Jewish food? its awful!
@Ovadiazigi
@Ovadiazigi 13 лет назад
i know hebrew and that was hilarious!
@yoloforeva
@yoloforeva 13 лет назад
howard makes more sense than any rabi,priest and mullahs all together
@SirMr
@SirMr 15 лет назад
You know it's bizarre. I spoke with a Muslim fellow who told me exactly the same about Allah. He told me that unless I dismiss all false prophets like Jesus, Jehovah, Baal, Buddha, etc. I definitely go to hell and not starting worshiping Allah I will definitely go to hell. So unless there are 2 different hells I inevitably will get in at least one of them. :)
@Fridge760
@Fridge760 11 лет назад
and over all it has a decent message if you average out the bad with the good. And to clarify again... Im not speaking of making rules to ban religion.. i thought i made that very very clear... i simply said whatever people may or may not believe in should stay with them and their church.. yes I am for churches to still be up and running... let people pray their little hearts (and lives) away. My concern is subjecting the rest of the population to their obnoxious beliefs and ideals...
@osheen18
@osheen18 13 лет назад
@EvidenceFaith the name of the vid is "where religion got us"? i'll try to look it up again
@morrisdennis
@morrisdennis 6 месяцев назад
I know a jewish guy who eats pork bacon on occasion
@D3cyTH3r
@D3cyTH3r 14 лет назад
what does 'mitzvah' mean?... (-is there a logical reason why you dont eat pork?)
@SirMr
@SirMr 15 лет назад
I don't think anybody really knows what went on that many years ago for sure. What Howard says though makes sense. So I think this is as close to the truth as we will ever know. :)
@WorshipInTruth
@WorshipInTruth 11 лет назад
It must be true if it came from the great theologian howard stern right?
@SirMr
@SirMr 13 лет назад
@Pokahantiss Can you elaborate?
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