'Wife Brought Home Toy ;) I Didn't Like' -- Reddit Story 

“No honey, we can’t have sex. The children live here. It’s inappropriate.”

“MY MOTHER AGREES WITH ME” SAYS IT ALL DUDE… IT SAYS IT ALLLLLL

Any man whose first two instincts are to go “Protect the children!” and “Mom help!” Is sus lol

The fact that his mother had the kids despite the fact that he was home the whole day tells me a lot

He is the problem, not her. His mother is a prude too. My wife’s toys are definitely my teammates.

The greatest part is that he responded "NTA" on his own post and then made another post asking "AITA for voting NTA when everyone was unfairly ganging up on me"

I think he's one of those dudes who feel threatened by sex toys and is hiding behind "OH NO THE CHILDEREN 😱"

"I don't want it around my kids!" I guess you won't be having any more kids then. Because if _having_ anything like that with them around is inappropriate, I suppose _doing_ anything like that would be equally so. Wonder how OP would feel if that was taken to its logical conclusion, lol...

CLEARLY he doesn’t prioritize her pleasure

I love how Sarah is honest and not scared to speak her mind with Morgan.

“What would I tell my kids” easy tell them it’s none of their business & adult things. I find it extremely concerning he made it about the kids🙄

But the toy isn't even around the kids though? It's gonna be put up most likely in a spot where (hopefully) the kids will never have to find, or see it. But, even if the kids came across. There comes a time at a certain point in their lives, they're gonna have to be taught about this kind of stuff. Or, at least they will learn about it..whether from school, their friends, the internet (most likely). So, the fact this husband comes off so insecure and crappy towards his wife acting like the toy is some harm to him and his kids. Like, dude..no. You grow up. I think it's just a case of him being insecure, and he doesn't like the fact his wife may use a toy on herself eventually and not wanna have sex with him. Just my thoughts though.

Yea I don’t think it has anything to do with the kids. I think he subconsciously took it as an insult to his performance, but like Sarah said, there’s a good chance she just got it to elevate the experience. He needs to chill and communicate better

This is divorce for me. He’s at home doing nothing (probably pleasuring himself) while his wife is out getting stuff for the family and she buys something for herself. 🚩🚩🚩🚩 Selfish control freak w mommy issues. Holy hell! Run girl! Run! If he gets a day off & you can’t buy yourself stuff. 🚩

I just know this guy strictly does missionary. Like if it’s not your thing then it’s not your thing but I just feel like this guy does not spice up his smexy time with his wife. She probs bought it to spice things up but here he is being rude about it

" and my mother" Red flag📍

So his wife stays being unsatisfied lol

You can buy storage with a lock on. So they will never find it.

Dude is so fragile. Not only does he take it as a personal insult, but his first instinct is to run back to his mommy. He doesn't have to be comfortable using it, but he needs to be mature enough to talk to her and her alone about it. No kids. No grandma. Plot twist: when he was worrying about the kids finding it, he was talking about himself.

When I was babysitting my godchildren for a weekend while their parents were celebrating their 10th anniversary last year, eldest (who was then 6) found my friends’ suction cup dildo. How did I find out THEY found it? Because they had stuck it onto the wall next to their play kitchen and the youngest (then 4) was boinking it back and forth like a doorstop. I was laughing my ass off because I turned away for all of 3 minutes at the most. 💀

Kids do get curious, and sometimes they snoop and find things. (As a former child I speak from experience) IF they find them keep the conversations honest but age appropriate and find a better hiding spot for your stuff my dude!

I just wanna bring up, op voted nta for himself 😂

It’s like he was scared she would use it on him

He's just self conscious about the fact that he thinks his pp isn't enough. :eye_roll:

Oh my god rock back and forth on the seams had me crying 😂

“My mothe..” NO 🚩🚩

He TOLD HIS MOM?!💀

I LOVE Sarah!!! She is spot on every time.

I pulled up the post. First and foremost he deleted it and the one comment he made. But Reddit kept it on his profile. He commented on his own post “NTA” I guess he forgot to switch accounts

First of all just hide it well if you’re that freaked out about your kids finding it. Second of all, kids won’t know what the hell jt is if they do find it. Third of all, if they remember it later when they know what it is, they’ll think “ew gross" for a bit and then move on. It’s not that big of a deal. Plenty of people accidentally found a parents sex toy and it usually amounts to a funny story or nothing at all ?????

Okay I got a story that kind of relates to this. When I was fifteen I moved in with my aunt and her two kids, a few months later we moved in with my other aunt and her baby daddy and four kids, so a total of three adults, one teenager, and six kids. I would babysit a lot for my aunts so they could work or go out with friends. Well one day I was babysitting my cousins and I hear the arguing over something. I don't have the best eyesight and they were at the other end of the hall, as I got closer I thought it was a fake loaf of bread, it was tan and had dents and yeah, plus they were chewing on it (they were young) so logically that's what you would think but as I got closer I realized it wasn't a plastic loaf of bread. Well when I got up to them and took it from them saying that if they couldn't share they couldn't play with it. Well after they ran off I took a closer look and...it was a double sided dildo....I realized they had gotten into my aunts room and into her special box. I then had to go into the room clean it up and put it somewhere where they couldn't get to it again which is how I discovered the sex swing.. needless to say I cleaned up all the adult toys and locked her room. This was back in like 2009, its now 2022 having sex toys isn't that weird even if you have kids, get a lock box if your so afraid of your kids finding them. Btw my cousins who found the toy were six and they had no idea what it was...hence why they were chewing on it...anyway I think this dude needs to be honest with himself and admit that he feels emasculated by the dildo and that's the real reason he doesn't want it in his house cause it hurts his man pride that its bigger and will give his wife more pleasure, freaking mommies boy went crying to his mom when his feelings were hurt by a fake dick.

What's rich is that he commented on the post voting NTA 💀 and it was deleted

Been waiting for the shorter clips🙌🙌🙌

If he didn't want to use it, that's fine. But why did bring the kid and THE MOM into it

I found my moms when I was ELEVEN and still had no idea what it was and didn’t care when I found out 😂

sarah is literally iconic

I just stumbled on your channel and I LOVE it!

Compromise (even though he's unreasonable): ask her to put it in a locked box/draw.

My family would have been roasting op but in this story.. we give Gag gifts for Christmas for the adult in the family talking .. toys , flavored condoms, flavored lube, pregnancy test, etc just for laughs.

Does he not realize how many parents have toys

Wasn’t there a story from the wife’s POV on this???????

I love watching these!

Uhg, I hate the "why buy the cow, if you can get the milk for free" frase. Like why buy the cow, if you don't know there is good milk at all?

Get a box with a lock in it. I have one. Best option ever.

My ex would get mad about me using/having a vibrator. We did not last long for obvious reasons haha

This host!!!!! Amazing. I wish she was always here.

When I was working in a shop there was a display with condoms on the counter. Came in a dad with his son, I guess 5 or 6 yo. The kid asked what those things were, the father got really embarrassed, so I told him those were for adults. Oh, said the kid, tattoos!

How did she marry this man 😂 the sex must be so sad.

Why am I gonna go to the gym to try this 😂

Take away from this? Have my gf do pull-ups in the bedroom 😫😫

It’s an ego thing, he probably is like: “Am I not enough for you?”

Ha ha ha he is so over the top lol 😆

Yea it was never about the toy he’s obviously insecure the argument logically doesn’t make sense. It’s the same comparison with household weapons or cigarettes obviously not meant to be around children that’s why you take the safety percussions to put them in a safe place or somewhere high up. Her children are extremely young so there constantly going to be supervised no parent at-least I hope is going to let there 2 and 4 year old wander off to go scavenging in there room. Kids that young can barley even turn the handle. Now if the kids were 11-12 I can see the argument because kids that age do go through their parents things and are curious. But even then you can lock items like that in a small safe, involving your mother who is not in the marriage or living under your roof about something like that is crossing the line and is the only “inappropriate” thing about this situation.

This made me think of that episode of Sex & the City when Charlotte marries that “Prince Charming” combover Doosh & he just sees her as a Virgin Mary so doesn’t want to bang her. AND THEN I REMEMBERED HE WENT AND STAYED WIYH HIS MUM!!! Hahaha

If this is the VERY FIRST toy they’ve ever used together I can understand being like surprised or something but running to your mommy about it?? First of all yuck that’s so gross I could never imagine bringing that up to my mom, and second why tf bring the kids into it??? I know many kids who have found their parents toys in highschool and are completely fine today. Were they a little grossed out ? yeah but nobody’s like oh my god I’m never going to speak to my parent ever again because of it

What chairs are these? They look so comfy !!

Divorce babe Divorce

I’ve always found toys enhanced our sex. Wife & I been together 30 years so why not? This guy has issues when his first thought was the kids would be involved w the toy then cries to his mommy about it. Idiot Well one thing is for certain. She definitely doesn’t need hubby anymore so she’s all good. 😉

Some men get very uncomfortable around toys. Subcutaneously he may feels he's not enough for her. The rest of it he is wrong, mom and using the kids.... Bullshit in the first degree!!!

Link the tiktok haha 😂 also nobody would buy a cow without checking if it makes good milk! Haha 😂

Is there an update?

I just don’t understand why he’s so concerned. My husband gets excited to take me shopping for toys! Of course he’s not a insecure little brat that tells everything to his Mom so he seems very different than the dude in this story! 🤦‍♀️

Link the vibrator!

I can't be the only one that thinks these things. One this woman has never gotten off. Two this man does really care about their kids.

Kids aside, he can feel that way.

HAHAHA I love my dilly and my partner uses it to try to get laid lol he knows me too well.

Why buy the pig if all you want in the sauage. lol

I had a friend that found it weird I used sex toys and they all acted as though it was not normal felt so bad for them

I'd call the cops for kidnapping.

I need a link to her toy lol

NTA I found one as a kid and I was traumatized and also grabbed it smelt it and touched and tastes it as a kid so NO not the ah

Ok. Like she doesn’t already have one..

😂 men have some weird insecurities

whats the name of the intro song please lol

pls link the amazon vibrator

Sounds like a lack of communication in the marriage. There should have been a conversation before she bought this. Would the wife have been okay if husband had brought a toy home and she didn't want it in the house and he refused to get rid of it? They need to talk. I don't think either one is an asshole but they (not just he!) have problems bigger than a sex toys.

why he putting a dxxdo before his kids

When I was a teen I was running low on underwear so I went to my mom's drawer to see if some got mixed up in the sorting process. (It had happened before). There was a bag and I knew what was in there, wasn't trying to be a snoop, just trying to move it out of the way. I picked it up from the wrong end. End of story I got a huge blood blister under my toenail that eventually fell off. 😅 I'm a child of trauma. This guy is for sure an weird asshole thom

Insecure man!!!

Put it where kids can’t grab it?? Logic man use it

“rock back and fourth on the seam” 😂 love it!!! but i do believe their both childish. the man way more then the women obviously. when it comes to toys (which is completely fine im all for it) but being in a marriage i think we should ask our significant other if they are alright with it to maybe avoid any conflicts i know we shouldnt have to but to avoid conflict maybe

Early 😱😱🤯

Definitely not to be a pick me but I feel like a lot of the opinions on this channel are biased towards women and really don’t take into consideration what the men are feeling unless it’s straight up “cheating” or abuse. Men should be allowed to feel insecure and seek advice too. If the roles were reversed…