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@abbystudieswitchcraft
@abbystudieswitchcraft 4 месяца назад
the traffic guy is gonna get hit so hard with a late autism diagnosis
@sari9645
@sari9645 3 месяца назад
So true 😭😭
@tiryaclearsong421
@tiryaclearsong421 3 месяца назад
He also probably does catalogue the traffic.
@awesome_cabbage
@awesome_cabbage 3 месяца назад
Or OCD 😂
@LizConstantly
@LizConstantly 3 месяца назад
@@awesome_cabbage I found the original post and he does apparently have OCD and ADHD lmao
@captainflappyarms8277
@captainflappyarms8277 3 месяца назад
​@@LizConstantlyas somebody with ADHD who thought during that story"that actually sounds fun" this makes so much sense now
@6235river
@6235river 4 месяца назад
ngl a dude who is sexually aroused by crying and a woman with depression seems like a terrifying and dangerous combo. i hope he stays far away from her.
@applejax1017
@applejax1017 4 месяца назад
Yeah, my thoughts exactly.
@applejax1017
@applejax1017 4 месяца назад
Yeah, my thoughts exactly.
@uglygeguri
@uglygeguri 4 месяца назад
I would run from anyone that gets turned on by that they sound so dangerous
@pyl_isa
@pyl_isa 4 месяца назад
my ex boyfriend would get hard every time i cried... genuinely the worst guy i dated
@gators9570
@gators9570 4 месяца назад
“Exploring this side of me” more like desensitizing myself to fucked up shit and conditioning myself to need it
@charlieclimbs
@charlieclimbs 4 месяца назад
The bartering kink guy and the teaching kink girl need to get together. He can teach her how to barter and roleplay as a 14th-century merchant, and they both win
@carrieteagarden3803
@carrieteagarden3803 3 месяца назад
that’s what i’m saying
@marvelousemilie6620
@marvelousemilie6620 2 месяца назад
This guy should watch Life of Brian from Monty Python when the merchant forces Brian to haggle
@rayontita1912
@rayontita1912 Месяц назад
@@marvelousemilie6620 That was my immediate thought lmao.
@natalielong113
@natalielong113 27 дней назад
omg this is would be an amazing development
@lilyxy2k
@lilyxy2k 3 месяца назад
THE TRADING KINK HAS ME IN TEARS BRO 😭😭 (get the crying dude away from me)
@DiamondCake2
@DiamondCake2 2 месяца назад
Trading Emeralds in Minecraft 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lethalbutterknife5996
@lethalbutterknife5996 Месяц назад
Bros coming for you😭 (literally 💀)
@natalielong113
@natalielong113 27 дней назад
😭😭😭
@lachlankirkpatrick8109
@lachlankirkpatrick8109 25 дней назад
@@DiamondCake2isylh 6:46 gFupp😊v
@ultimateginger4652
@ultimateginger4652 4 месяца назад
Really sad Cody missed calling the crying guys situation a “real tear jerker”
@AvocadoAffogato
@AvocadoAffogato 4 месяца назад
🥇
@yadana._
@yadana._ 4 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@Kibannn
@Kibannn 4 месяца назад
Fucking hell I love it
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 4 месяца назад
Do you know what you win the internet today. Here you go just take the award 🥇
@sethgoodman6998
@sethgoodman6998 4 месяца назад
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@deadbunnys
@deadbunnys 4 месяца назад
god I feel so bad for the depressed girl, she seems so wholesome
@omotayosatuyi252
@omotayosatuyi252 4 месяца назад
😂😂😂 yea
@xKrypto98x
@xKrypto98x 4 месяца назад
there's a 99.9% chance its made up
@Jidion56
@Jidion56 4 месяца назад
Crazy comments
@sunnyandthechlo
@sunnyandthechlo 4 месяца назад
Same. But she needs to stay the heck away from this guy. I feel like he might start trying to make her cry, or if she starts getting better find that he's no longer interested. It sounds dangerous to mess with depression like that.
@earthwindandjade
@earthwindandjade 4 месяца назад
right? her leaving snacks and notes was so cute and nice :((( he just happens to be a freak smh
@crispapple8025
@crispapple8025 3 месяца назад
moving the dresser to bust and then moving it back is so much more work than just being normal lmao
@moatrboat
@moatrboat 9 дней назад
Men.
@SprinkleBunn
@SprinkleBunn 5 дней назад
I feel like this is a case of bad parents who would say masturbation is bad or something, leading the kid to be afraid of being shamed because he was doing it soo he would do all that instead,
@anahand4137
@anahand4137 4 месяца назад
As someone who got bullied a lot for my special interests before figuring out I was autistic, I totally get traffic guy. I used to hide completely innocent parts of my interests because I wanted them to stay special to me and not get ruined by people calling them weird. I was embarrassed for a long time about interests that wouldn't even be a deal to most people but I'd built up shame around them. Edit: Side note. The guy who likes traders could probably easily find someone who likes medieval stuff or fantasy and incorporate his niche into that
@virusDETECTED
@virusDETECTED 3 месяца назад
i got ‘lucky’ and have a special interest in video games, but it also comes off as an addiction to a lot of people. i don’t know how to explain how excited and happy games make me, how fascinating they are to me
@psychonaut1502
@psychonaut1502 3 месяца назад
My special interest changes every week. I won't lie I am a bit embarrassed about it. That's mostly because it does change on a dime so someone can think I'm always obsessed with this one thing when it's just what I'm interested in that week.
@SuperSisby
@SuperSisby 3 месяца назад
@@psychonaut1502 Having varied/cycling special interests is so rough sometimes. I sometimes feel like I'm a faker of special interests because I do not one one exact thing all the time that makes me extremely happy to indulge in. It's also just a weird experience to find something that makes me feel like I found My True Passion... and then it's no longer that a month later. If I was more consistent, maybe it'd be easier for me to pick college classes or a job.
@bee.phobic
@bee.phobic 3 месяца назад
@@virusDETECTEDme asf yo i relate i love video games so much
@bee.phobic
@bee.phobic 3 месяца назад
@@SuperSisbyyesss so real omg i pick up stuff and drop it so quick
@marybbc1727
@marybbc1727 4 месяца назад
The medieval merchant guy sounds like the perfect husband for Brittany Broski
@camryn.g
@camryn.g 4 месяца назад
DUDE
@ahandl3
@ahandl3 4 месяца назад
😂🎉
@autumnal2894
@autumnal2894 3 месяца назад
i thought the same thing!!!
@Dogs5000
@Dogs5000 3 месяца назад
Someone set them up !
@CronicAirpodLoser
@CronicAirpodLoser 3 месяца назад
You’re onto something lmao
@kaemincha
@kaemincha 4 месяца назад
omg the neighbor who left baskets is so so so sweet, i hope she avoids this neighbor lmao she deserves the world
@gobblegoblin
@gobblegoblin 4 месяца назад
Genuinely wtf is a crying fetish like if this guys partner is upset about something does he have to try not to be horny… gross
@dn5633
@dn5633 4 месяца назад
What did the neighbor do that was so wrong lol
@shiannafoxx
@shiannafoxx 4 месяца назад
@@dn5633Getting off to people crying is fucking creepy and weird. It’s giving serial killer vibes. That mixed with a depressed girl doesn’t sound safe.
@kaemincha
@kaemincha 4 месяца назад
@@dn5633 i think people can have their kinks, no judgement, but playing videos of people crying loud enough to where your neighbors can hear it while you are jerking off is fucking WILD lmao and he mentioned she was cute, so if he pursued her as a romantic interest, he would have to lie to her forever (very bad) or come clean about not being depressed and just jerkin it to crying videos and i think that might kill her kind soul
@kaemincha
@kaemincha 4 месяца назад
​@@dn5633people can like what they like, its chill, but the fact that he was just going to town while watching crying videos in his living room so loud that his neighbors could hear is absolutely WILD. im not saying he's evil, but i think she was trying to connect and empathize by reaching out but he is just like "idk she's cute, what should i do" 💀 he would have to lie and pretend he was depressed forever (very bad) or tell her the truth that he was cranking his hog while watching people cry and i think that might destroy her kind soul.
@Angneko
@Angneko 4 месяца назад
the 'depressed' neighbour girl is a true one, I'm glad there's ppl like her in this world. shes so sweet, kind n thoughtful 😭a keeper, kind neighbours like her are gems
@jongiovanna4242
@jongiovanna4242 Месяц назад
Why’d you put depressed in apostrophes? Is she not depressed?
@78blueninja
@78blueninja 4 месяца назад
the amount of times he said ‘c*m’ in one video is actually mind blowing 💀
@kcat420
@kcat420 4 месяца назад
The beginning is just Cody discovering that autism special interests exist
@deadbunnys
@deadbunnys 4 месяца назад
but then he wouldn't get aroused by them right?
@PinkCatsy
@PinkCatsy 4 месяца назад
I was thinking that's what it is but he doesn't make that explicit so I can see why it didn't occur to Cody
@Jeretti16
@Jeretti16 4 месяца назад
This is also a fun new kind of autism for me to discover, respect king.
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 4 месяца назад
Also something important to remember is that every symptom of mental disorders is something every human does, just cranked up to 11. It only becomes a disorder when it interrupts daily functions. Some people love plants, lots of people collect weird things. Everyone has to cope with being an electric meat sack that has to pay rent. (Even offing yourself is something that happens to people with no disorder, and knowing that helps more people live)
@dyingsquid
@dyingsquid 4 месяца назад
Thats what I thought 😭😭 I'm the same with my special interest and it made me smile lol
@meep3709
@meep3709 4 месяца назад
Little goblin callback
@whatsup8751
@whatsup8751 4 месяца назад
meep
@pep4338
@pep4338 4 месяца назад
Little goblin check ✅
@fl1ntlock1
@fl1ntlock1 4 месяца назад
I'LL BE HAVING THAT
@anyababar123
@anyababar123 4 месяца назад
​@@fl1ntlock1PUT THAT IN MY TRINKET SACK
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 4 месяца назад
In a year or two the tiny goblin will be his toddler lol
@kennabrienn4437
@kennabrienn4437 4 месяца назад
The neighbor leaving the snacks is an absolute angel. The man thinking of it as a sex invitation sucks.
@dodgyyoutuber9560
@dodgyyoutuber9560 Месяц назад
I know right. First you read he’s aroused by literal misery, and then his first thought when someone shows them compassion is of course to sexualise them
@hazybubblegum
@hazybubblegum 4 месяца назад
that one guy who gets off to crying, is so lucky to have such a nice neighbour that cared enough to leave him little gifts to show him someone cares. thats just so sweet
@ArushiSingh004
@ArushiSingh004 4 месяца назад
But unfortunately can't say same for her. I hope that man has some decency and left her alone rather then approaching her cause he find her "cute"
@kileyc9080
@kileyc9080 4 месяца назад
the masturbation closet story is just the evolved version of "mom found the piss drawer"
@MrElKabano
@MrElKabano 3 месяца назад
The poop sock
@burp2019
@burp2019 3 месяца назад
the piss drawer kid upon entering puberty
@barbecuedsimsbaby
@barbecuedsimsbaby 2 месяца назад
@@MrElKabano the poopshitters
@barbecuedsimsbaby
@barbecuedsimsbaby 2 месяца назад
mom found the blood jars
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 10 дней назад
mom found the poop cupboard. it was absolutely PACKED.
@kassideahill2397
@kassideahill2397 4 месяца назад
I find it crazy how I've scrolled through the comments for a while and no one is talking about the guy jizzing in the corner of his closet for TEN YEARS and never cleaning it up... my jaw stayed dropped the rest of the story.
@nagisa9147
@nagisa9147 4 месяца назад
I actually had to pause at that part of the video. The disgust I felt.....
@nahimgood4
@nahimgood4 4 месяца назад
Revoltingggggg
@alissasteinbach9945
@alissasteinbach9945 4 месяца назад
IM HAUNTED, I WAS HORRIFIED WITH EVERY WORD HE READ 💀😭
@EM-xw1dm
@EM-xw1dm 4 месяца назад
RIGHT?? I literally did not stop scrolling until I found this one comment that mentioned it. I needed to feel like I wasn’t going crazy cause I actually feel sick lol
@JalapenoBizniz
@JalapenoBizniz 4 месяца назад
Everyone’s like “aww the traffic story 🥲” meanwhile I’m dry heaving in my own personal hell
@Yertos
@Yertos 4 месяца назад
1. I get off to traffic = Charlie 2. I get off to crying = Dennis 3. I get off to bartering = Frank I get off from learning = Mac Well... When it's always Sunny..
@Toochilledtocare-_-
@Toochilledtocare-_- 3 месяца назад
2. Both dennis and dee
@_Katya_Snow
@_Katya_Snow 3 месяца назад
My mattress is soaked in milk, causing my sweat to smell of sour milk=the McPoyles
@tatejensen7892
@tatejensen7892 Месяц назад
And the guy on the game show with the pager in his butt… it’s like the chess episode
@tayalewis7092
@tayalewis7092 19 дней назад
@@tatejensen7892yupppp
@woozworldbabe312
@woozworldbabe312 3 месяца назад
“that’s a weird way to say you’re getting desensitized”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@neskeynessie5391
@neskeynessie5391 4 месяца назад
As an Ohioan I thank you for checking my traffic it was beneficial and crucial for me to know my traffic is ok while watching this thank you Cody you are a true hero
@fl1ntlock1
@fl1ntlock1 4 месяца назад
People in Ohio are weird I know I'm one of them....
@AirCarlos97
@AirCarlos97 4 месяца назад
People do be looking at OHGO
@user-cr8ps5fl9l
@user-cr8ps5fl9l 4 месяца назад
this is the guy who posted…
@jpeg42069
@jpeg42069 4 месяца назад
I’m in Columbus and would like to extend my thanks to Cody as well
@kisshergently
@kisshergently 4 месяца назад
i would also like to thank Cody even though i don’t drive
@janelled5265
@janelled5265 4 месяца назад
crazy that cody’s kid can walk already
@Llkolii
@Llkolii 4 месяца назад
I didn't even know they were born 😂
@nai1729
@nai1729 4 месяца назад
was he not born like a week ago? 😭
@disrupticon
@disrupticon 4 месяца назад
That was an actual goblin dude.
@sarasweightlossjourney1432
@sarasweightlossjourney1432 4 месяца назад
Uhhhhh
@julmdamaslefttoe3559
@julmdamaslefttoe3559 4 месяца назад
had to rewind that shii
@darbimitchell
@darbimitchell 3 месяца назад
"cranking off to Google maps" made me genuinely giggle for at least 30 seconds.
@HoneyB93
@HoneyB93 Месяц назад
r/confessions has taught me that guys are way fucking weirder than I could’ve ever imagined.
@elcrz2449
@elcrz2449 4 месяца назад
Cody going "You are depressed? Ughh that's so hot" absolutely killed me 😂
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 4 месяца назад
Some of my ex's actually FEELING that way absolutely killed me 😂
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 4 месяца назад
The way some people are actually like that 💀
@nomoretwitterhandles
@nomoretwitterhandles 4 месяца назад
@@KingOfGaymes Right like it's so weird 😭 I think people with somber-looking features are pretty but I don't get off on people who are severely depressed, I've got my own shit going on to deal with lol
@camel2784
@camel2784 4 месяца назад
2:27 that’s my birthday lol
@samuelgodsey1327
@samuelgodsey1327 4 месяца назад
Ngl “tear jerker guy” needs to be put on a watch list. That thread sounded like the start of a NCIS episode.
@cassidypfefferkorn8805
@cassidypfefferkorn8805 4 месяца назад
honestly the traffic guy is weirdly wholesome
@2735angel
@2735angel 4 месяца назад
no that is just completely insane
@n4nn3rss
@n4nn3rss 4 месяца назад
he just sounds autistic lmao
@GamingintheAM0801
@GamingintheAM0801 4 месяца назад
​​@@2735angel Not insane, but he's almost definitely on the autism spectrum.
@deadbunnys
@deadbunnys 4 месяца назад
I thought so too until he revealed that he jerks off to the screenshots lmao
@shannonceleste5557
@shannonceleste5557 4 месяца назад
Why not just tell your gf though. Your partner should be the person who knows about your weird, harmless habits!
@JoshDaBoss
@JoshDaBoss 3 месяца назад
When I was a kid, I had a Syrup closet. And by that, I mean that I would walk into the pantry and chug the hell out of syrup bottles without anyone noticing. There was something deeply wrong with me.
@barbecuedsimsbaby
@barbecuedsimsbaby 2 месяца назад
Nah, humans and especially starter humans are engineered to do that, humans have drank liquid sugars like honey and other natural syrups for millenia, you're just following your nature- like a cat to string. :)
@haileylo8623
@haileylo8623 2 месяца назад
No no, it’s ok. My uncle used to do the same thing and I have a couple of friends who still drink the little packets of syrups with straws. You good my brotha 💀
@ribbin4581
@ribbin4581 Месяц назад
wym bro i still do this
@wxizzer5385
@wxizzer5385 Месяц назад
i did this with koolaid mix and coffee grounds 😭
@finndelmenico4739
@finndelmenico4739 3 дня назад
I used to hide sandwich bags of flour around the house and eat them straight its fine
@rehnaanliker5931
@rehnaanliker5931 4 месяца назад
“Just leave and live a better life, that’s the best revenge” honestly the best advice from a goofy vid
@ebiebi5371
@ebiebi5371 3 месяца назад
😂❤❤❤trueee
@UrMissingSock
@UrMissingSock 4 месяца назад
Crazy how we all have different time zones but we all sit down for lunch with Cody
@weaselwovel
@weaselwovel 4 месяца назад
For real. I love it.
@gmichelle2460
@gmichelle2460 4 месяца назад
eating lunch rn
@kiracloer6551
@kiracloer6551 4 месяца назад
absolutely. bonding time lol
@radhiadeedou8286
@radhiadeedou8286 4 месяца назад
I'm having dinner right now
@elonk4life
@elonk4life 4 месяца назад
*Breakfast - at 7 pm UK time. I’m on adhd meds and Peeves always drops a new video right when they wear off and I get my appetite privileges back.
@kittyscreativecorner
@kittyscreativecorner 4 месяца назад
I cannot even fathom the idea of anyone voluntarily wearing period pads when they don’t have to. They are so uncomfortable, they get twisted, the sticky part gets stuck to your skin, sometimes parts of it gets stuck to your underwear when you take it off. If I could never wear a pad again I would die happy.
@dissipatedcloud
@dissipatedcloud 4 месяца назад
Yeah you'd think they'd make his package sweaty af too
@shadycatz85
@shadycatz85 4 месяца назад
my guess is he's hiding the fetish side of it. they are not fluffy, like clouds, and they get sweaty in two seconds. lmao.
@aspenisthebest
@aspenisthebest 4 месяца назад
yea they are the absolute worst. The only time I wear them is a back up when I already have a tampon in during the first couple of days since I don't even want to risk ruining my underwear.
@Berlugab
@Berlugab 4 месяца назад
I actually have to disagree! Maybe not thick pads, but liners?? Hell yeah dude, them shits keep me fresh swap it on rotation.
@seriah16
@seriah16 4 месяца назад
@@Berlugabliners are comfy but pads nahhh
@ameliaxb
@ameliaxb 4 месяца назад
cody is so right about the best revenge is moving on and being happy, had a horrible breakup and two years later i’ve never been happier
@Olivia-kt9gr
@Olivia-kt9gr 4 месяца назад
Traffic is just that guy's special interest lmao
@jarethlarwood6445
@jarethlarwood6445 4 месяца назад
The period pad guy should've told his wife immediately like "it felt so nice, I'm gonna make a thing of it" now it's gonna be weird because he hid it for too long.
@FirEBeast
@FirEBeast 3 месяца назад
Haha yes it will be weird. But when it comes to marriage, weird is good. There should be nothing that is unsharable even if it takes a while to work up the courage.
@ZeallustImmortal
@ZeallustImmortal 3 месяца назад
Yeah, being upfront wouldnt be super weird, still weird but not as weird as hiding it. Then again after 15 years of marriage, I'm pretty sure his wife would understand if he just said he was embarrassed. Better to tell her before she finds them and assumes the worst though
@soberserotonin1850
@soberserotonin1850 3 месяца назад
Y’all crazy. He should never ever ever under any circumstances reveal his dark perverted secret about his ball-pillow period pads. Not every skeleton, kink, perverted thought, and secret needs to be revealed in a relationship. Certain ones will definitely permanently destroy others’ view of you. You don’t think his wife will think he’s a perverted freak for wearing period pads as ball pillows because of the sexual pleasure he gains from it? He needs to just stop. Yes, burying secrets in the deep dark depths of your psyche can be very problematic but not if you cease the activity. He should stop and never tell anyone.
@NebGaming69
@NebGaming69 4 месяца назад
me and my gf to this day still go “ ILL BE HAVING THAT” in a little goblin voice. so thank you for the memories
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 4 месяца назад
This is relationship goals and all I've ever wanted
@nbunnysnowboard
@nbunnysnowboard 4 месяца назад
Yes!!!! I do this and goblin walk across the room all creepy-like
@NebGaming69
@NebGaming69 4 месяца назад
@@Random-sk6hm haha thank you so much it’s truly worth the wait
@NebGaming69
@NebGaming69 4 месяца назад
@@nbunnysnowboard pro gamer move
@JuliaFYeah
@JuliaFYeah 4 месяца назад
Which video was this from? I cant remember
@crabrangoonluvr
@crabrangoonluvr 4 месяца назад
my dad is also obsessed with checking traffic but i hope he doesn’t have screenshots atleast. he is retired and doesn’t commute anywhere and does it to enjoy the fact that he isn’t in it😭
@soloheroina
@soloheroina 3 месяца назад
thats such a dad thing to do
@barbecuedsimsbaby
@barbecuedsimsbaby 2 месяца назад
I love your dad sm 😭😭😭
@EveleaSolgos
@EveleaSolgos 3 месяца назад
Cody's goblin bit is absolutely phenomenal; it nearly brings me to tears when he does that voice. Between that and the haggling bit in this one, I have come to a realization: we absolutely NEED a "Cody and Noel Do: Dungeons and Dragons." we all know how much they secretly love that nerd shit and i want to see them fully embrace it
@kkittykatgaming
@kkittykatgaming 4 месяца назад
wasn’t expecting to get emotional during this video, for the longest time i wanted to get revenge on my toxic and cheating ex. but cody saying how he is “winning” because im still thinking about him is so true and now im sat here at 12pm crying
@PersisP
@PersisP 4 месяца назад
its okay girl, be kind tp yourself
@MaidenHelll
@MaidenHelll 4 месяца назад
Taking revenge creates toxicity The best Revenge is moving on
@alyssiataylor546
@alyssiataylor546 4 месяца назад
Don't let that one guy hear you 😳
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 4 месяца назад
This only comes from dealing with similar feelings myself, but once you spend some time caring for yourself and learning what good company you are, you won't want the attention from them as much as you want your own attention. You deserve care as much as you would expect for your best friend.
@theendoftheworld9921
@theendoftheworld9921 4 месяца назад
Lol
@Blakethegreater
@Blakethegreater 4 месяца назад
Cody making goblin jokes at 6 am while his baby is probably in the other room just chilling is fucking hilarious for some reason
@onemileperhour
@onemileperhour 4 месяца назад
The number of vibrations before "Cairo" had me rolling 😂
@trash_bender420
@trash_bender420 4 месяца назад
Traffic guy is just a man forming the healthiest habit he can possibly achieve while also living in Ohio. Gotta respect that.
@lemongingerlexi
@lemongingerlexi 4 месяца назад
honestly I WISH I had an addiction to checking traffic instead of compulsively checking instagram. Lmao
@omotayosatuyi252
@omotayosatuyi252 4 месяца назад
😂😂
@nanaosa
@nanaosa 3 месяца назад
This is why I deleted my account 🥹you too can set yourself free my friend :)
@Z5Z5Z5
@Z5Z5Z5 3 месяца назад
You can. You can train your brain if you focus on something too long and give it positive Association you can make yourself addicted to anything
@samuraisyd7090
@samuraisyd7090 4 месяца назад
that cgi baby at the start got me freakin
@gewase
@gewase 4 месяца назад
I no lie thought I was seeing things, idk why I didn't scroll back
@hihihi9627
@hihihi9627 4 месяца назад
You the know the traffic guy could actually be paid for that. The daily news in his city would love this guy!
@hihihi9627
@hihihi9627 4 месяца назад
My god it got worse, he's definitely addicted 😂
@xlanakeix
@xlanakeix 3 месяца назад
Cody really must be a dad, wearing hats so much. Probably doesn't have time to really do his hair, but he's still out here pumping out content. Respect💯
@misamantha
@misamantha 4 месяца назад
as someone who owns a pair of period underwear in the boxer style…dude really just needs to invest in those if he wants the extra cushion 😭😂
@malegazeofficial
@malegazeofficial 4 месяца назад
yessss period panties ftw!
@cassidybrewer
@cassidybrewer 4 месяца назад
I literally love my boxer period underwear so much that I wear them when I’m not on my period. They’re so comfortable
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 4 месяца назад
Can I ask you a question? I'm a guy but was wondering if you carried around a pair of extra underwear in case of period emergencies?
@terrie6738
@terrie6738 4 месяца назад
⁠@@Random-sk6hmas someone who uses them. No. We have a pretty good idea of when we will get our period (assuming they track it), so we can just wear them “just in case.” Also, I always carry other feminine hygiene products, no way I would carry around underwear.
@seriah16
@seriah16 4 месяца назад
@@Random-sk6hmi always keep an extra pair of underwear with me just in case because i have a heavy flow and i’ve bleed through underwear more times than i can count 😭
@4Joey
@4Joey 4 месяца назад
The "14th century merchant" really got me, ngl. 🤣🤣🤣 Like, I have so many questions, but I don't want answers to any of them.
@i_dream_of_memes
@i_dream_of_memes 4 месяца назад
dude the guy with the bartering kink had me dying holy shit
@OscarBruett
@OscarBruett 4 месяца назад
"the best revenge is to go be happy..." Cody is ready to be a father and I think it might be one of the coolest things
@luiscaballerovlogs
@luiscaballerovlogs 4 месяца назад
This video serves as a reminder of why I need to wear headphones while watching Cody around my family..... "A bag of wheat for some ropes of C*M*
@tahliyajayde
@tahliyajayde 4 месяца назад
LMAOOOO 😭😭
@thegreyladm8547
@thegreyladm8547 4 месяца назад
I literally can’t imagine watching RU-vid aloud in front of my parents let alone Cody 😭
@j-vic07
@j-vic07 4 месяца назад
@@thegreyladm8547too risky
@maddiepreston4479
@maddiepreston4479 3 месяца назад
I read this comment exactly as he said it, also out loud 😭
@corinnacakestv
@corinnacakestv 4 месяца назад
i absolutely love traffic guy and i hope he continues growing his interest into urban development and city planning in general. you go traffic dude!
@KaylaNoelle1
@KaylaNoelle1 3 месяца назад
He is a shining star amongst the creepy degenerates in the rest of the video. Bless him 🥺
@Zealspring
@Zealspring 4 месяца назад
Honestly biggest THANK YOU Cody for letting me know about OHGO bc I hate listening to the radio for traffic before work lollll
@ebiebi5371
@ebiebi5371 3 месяца назад
😂😂❤ info
@kbucket
@kbucket 3 месяца назад
i have to say, having a medieval merchant kink might be the biggest green flag i've ever heard - it's funny, charming and versatile, you could do so much with that. My guy needs to go to a ren faire asap.
@filippeo
@filippeo 4 месяца назад
Can we just stop for a second and acknowledge that Cody said he's recording this at 7:15am? Wow
@PinkCatsy
@PinkCatsy 4 месяца назад
He's truly a morning person
@thehousecat93
@thehousecat93 4 месяца назад
He’s gotta work while little Gunthy is asleep.
@jubileehoney3269
@jubileehoney3269 4 месяца назад
Isn't that just getting up for work
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 4 месяца назад
That's like the middle of the night
@setokaiba.
@setokaiba. 4 месяца назад
7am is a pretty normal time for people to get up and go to work...
@ZachsButterRealm
@ZachsButterRealm 4 месяца назад
I love when Cody splooges new content all over our faces
@justanexistingperson
@justanexistingperson 4 месяца назад
me too
@MaidenHelll
@MaidenHelll 4 месяца назад
the *simp* sons
@LiquidSwords007
@LiquidSwords007 4 месяца назад
Kid, do your parents know you type this kinda sh1t on here
@Artist____
@Artist____ 4 месяца назад
While I eat
@pep4338
@pep4338 4 месяца назад
Bot
@JWALL_
@JWALL_ 4 месяца назад
The traffic guy would love “cities skylines” the game, the goal is literally to keep traffic down
@scorley7830
@scorley7830 3 месяца назад
Hey Cody I just wanted to let you know that you have made my last few years way better, even through my parents divorce and my sisters death, you give me videos that manage to still make me laugh and help me find joy in the hardest time of my life. Thank you Cody
@xojess11
@xojess11 4 месяца назад
"I gotta go negotiate with a kleenex right now" sent me lmaooo
@shytoad720
@shytoad720 4 месяца назад
i feel like if i lived in ohio i would find it comforting that this man understands the traffic conditions i'm living through
@Hailey-bz2ym
@Hailey-bz2ym 4 месяца назад
I do and I am ❤
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 4 месяца назад
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you're in a traffic jam, so don't be a naughty Sam.
@shytoad720
@shytoad720 4 месяца назад
@@Random-sk6hm that rhyme scheme was abcc and i'm concerned
@jadebaker3644
@jadebaker3644 3 месяца назад
“I’ll be having that” is a common phrase in my relationship now
@jaya1mana2mai
@jaya1mana2mai 4 месяца назад
Cody you’re such a good person it seems thanks ! It awesome to support someone like you
@manuelb7953
@manuelb7953 4 месяца назад
you know cody is incredibly funny when he can make an acting about someone addicted to traffic that hilarious
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 4 месяца назад
"make an acting" is the best
@ssundaygirl
@ssundaygirl 3 месяца назад
@@Unfortunately_Mickeythat hilarious fr
@manuelb7953
@manuelb7953 3 месяца назад
@@Unfortunately_Mickey how do you write that? I'm not very fluent in English, sorry
@brilliantchaos5397
@brilliantchaos5397 3 месяца назад
​@@manuelb7953 You could say "he can make a bit (or sketch) hilarious" I think
@justconsumed
@justconsumed 4 месяца назад
the bartering guy would be hilarious to date. the teasing potential is endless, just day to day life
@Nanitamochi
@Nanitamochi 3 месяца назад
The first confession dude is that unconventionally useful guy when the zombie apocalypse hits that will know how to scape a city based on his traffic knowledge
@Jack2_2222
@Jack2_2222 4 месяца назад
this was one of ur best ones yet cody😭😭 we definitely need more
@CourtneyandFamily
@CourtneyandFamily 4 месяца назад
All this has taught me that you never know if the people you’re around are turned on or not from basic things
@bear9295
@bear9295 3 месяца назад
This is such a scary concept to me. Like you can be walking around and someone could be turned on by the slightest thing you're doing. Makes me want to stay at home all the time lol
@wildboar173
@wildboar173 3 месяца назад
this is why I stay away from men because 98% of the time it is men fetishizing every day life and I will not unkowingly be subjected to that.
@rjai5003
@rjai5003 4 месяца назад
This video taught me that there truly is a kink for literally everything
@taylorhall5286
@taylorhall5286 3 месяца назад
Cody, this video had me in literal tears 😂😂 much needed for the end of the work week 🤣
@caitlinjones8716
@caitlinjones8716 3 месяца назад
Watching this from the ER🤘🏻🥳 thank you for the good energy
@jimlahey3919
@jimlahey3919 4 месяца назад
I do traffic surveys for Penn Dot in Allegheny county. Pittsburgh, mostly. I watch traffic cams for hours every day, and set up devices that record ADT (average daily traffic) on every road in our district. To find out that someone does this as a hobby is very confusing and alarming to me. It’s incredibly boring and repetitive. Every day is 99% the same. I’m just shocked that anyone would be interested enough to do it for free. I make $72k a year to do it 40 hours a week and that’s barely enough to keep me around. I wouldn’t do it for any less, that’s for sure. It drives me crazy
@captaincosmic8153
@captaincosmic8153 4 месяца назад
Maybe that guy needs that as his job he sounds like a good fit for it
@_wheelofcheese
@_wheelofcheese 4 месяца назад
If that story is real, I am almost certain that guy has autism or something adjacent. A lot of us have very specific, intense, sometimes lifelong interests.
@NinaBellaRoma
@NinaBellaRoma 4 месяца назад
Are you allowed to listen to music/podcasts at least?
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 4 месяца назад
He should apply for this job cos it would be perfect for him
@myragingwhormoans
@myragingwhormoans 3 месяца назад
can you listen to music
@SuperSarahkathryn
@SuperSarahkathryn 4 месяца назад
The trading kink guy should date a coupon collector lol
@sheakeene8696
@sheakeene8696 3 месяца назад
Cody you make my heart so full
@halfricanx
@halfricanx 3 месяца назад
One of my favorite videos. This was great
@spencedbuddy6343
@spencedbuddy6343 4 месяца назад
Story number 1. Yeah he has OCD and/or autism. I had the exact same thing with weather and when I told my doctor she sent me to a specialist and I was diagnosed lol
@bfsdl
@bfsdl 4 месяца назад
the closet one has me gagging
@sarah-michellemease5622
@sarah-michellemease5622 4 месяца назад
It's a good thing that the parents did, getting him counseling.... What he did was.... Unfathomable
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 4 месяца назад
@@sarah-michellemease5622 One of my classmates when I was in school a few years ago did the exact same thing but in the corner off his bedroom wall
@MelissaLawrence2002
@MelissaLawrence2002 4 месяца назад
This is in regards to the pad guy: cloth pads. As a woman who suffers from severe endometriosis, disposable pads cause TERRIBLE chaffing and it's very uncomfortable. You wanna feel like your genitals are hanging in a hammock of cloud? Cloth pads. You're welcome. They saved my life when my sweet older sister found them years ago. Edit: typo
@rehnaanliker5931
@rehnaanliker5931 4 месяца назад
Very sweet comment. Genuinely wondering because I wonder if I have it, how did you find out you have endrometris? Is there a specific screening or something I can ask for at the “regular” doctor or do you need a gynecologist to do that?
@LiquidSwords007
@LiquidSwords007 4 месяца назад
​@@rehnaanliker5931Painful menses in a young patient is what would make a doctor think of Endometriosis. Further work up would only be done by a gynecologist because it requires an ultrasound and MRI to diagnose. They don't screen for it, only those who have symptoms get further work up done
@MelissaLawrence2002
@MelissaLawrence2002 4 месяца назад
@@rehnaanliker5931 my best piece of advice is to not be seen by a normal gynecologist. Those guys are super easy to find, but they know NOTHING about the disease unfortunately. They are not adequately educated or trained on how to treat it. It is very unfortunate, but finding an endo specialist is very difficult, but 100% crucial. To be diagnosed, you have to do an exploratory laproscopy surgery. You can't find the disease, nor diagnose what stage you are without surgery. While they're in there, your specialist will do what's called excision, where they completely cut out as much of the lesions as absolutely possible. Normal gynecologists can do this laproscopy, but the most they will do is burn the top layer of a few of your lesions. It was a total waste of my time and money doing that surgery (if they say to do ablation surgery, RUN!). Also, don't get discouraged. It totally disabled me for a year and a half before I found the proper help, but now I am able to live my life. Endometriosis is normally just one piece of the puzzle since everything in our body is connected. So another issue I had to take care of was my gallbladder. I had been passing microscopic gallstones every day for years without knowing, so my gallbladder was COVERED in scar tissue functioning at a 13%. You'll most likely be in for a major battle with a million different doctors if you're journey is anything like mine has been, but just remember you deserve the best help there is. This is your life at stake, and you need to advocate for yourself until your voice is completely gone. After that, get out a pen and paper so you can still advocate for yourself. Don't give up! Get a solid support system, I just had my then boyfriend and my mom, and it destroyed many relationships I had, but you need to surround yourself with people that will fight for you as well. If you want a great resource for community, education, and finding specialists from all over the world, I HIGHLY recommend joining the Nancy's Nook Endometriosis page on Facebook. It's a private group, but it's not hard to get accepted. My mom found it, and we both follow it. That page is how we learned that my gynecologist was trying to force me into treatment that would only have more side effects than what it's worth (she wanted to force me into menopause, don't trust anyone who tries to do that to you). We also were able to find my specialist who did my excision surgery back in February of 2021 through this page, so I really do think you should join that page if you are serious about finding help and knowing more about what your body is experiencing. I'm stage 1, but don't let that fool you. You can be stage 4 and never find out, or be stage 1 and become bound to your bed for all 4 weeks of your menstrual cycle. If you have more questions for me, definitely let me know. You are totally capable of overcoming this silent disease, but don't give up.
@angierose111
@angierose111 4 месяца назад
this one is my new fav videos cody!!!
@kactus1889
@kactus1889 4 месяца назад
the way cody went right back to the merchant kink after reading a different confession 😂
@RapunzelASMR
@RapunzelASMR 4 месяца назад
The merchant kink has me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
@BjornThorvaldson
@BjornThorvaldson 4 месяца назад
The barter bro just watching reruns of American Pickers all day
@Carols989
@Carols989 4 месяца назад
Am i the only one that thought the traffic thing was cute? I mean dude has a little hyperfixation and its not harming anyone
@lowriderslug
@lowriderslug 4 месяца назад
yea frrr
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 4 месяца назад
Ok but both the girlfriend and boyfriend are so wholesome in the first story 😂 she just wanted to be supportive and learn what he was interested in, even if it was "naughty"
@modern.pimp.
@modern.pimp. 4 месяца назад
19:29 He could have slid a towel or sum to catch his stuff and wash it or throw it away later, but why in the closet on the carpet😂🤦🏽‍♂️.
@embryonic7692
@embryonic7692 3 месяца назад
That re-used ending clip was gold. Timing. Props to the editor! ♡
@mattymahar5531
@mattymahar5531 4 месяца назад
Brittany broski needs to meet that 14th century merchant
@vanitashole
@vanitashole 4 месяца назад
it's so sweet that their neighbours gave them chocolate thinking they were crying:(
@BobbyDaBunnyRabbit
@BobbyDaBunnyRabbit 4 месяца назад
“It’s a bottleneck”got me 😂😂😂😂
@evanblake5252
@evanblake5252 3 месяца назад
This is a genre of content I didn't know I needed.
@mintyglamour
@mintyglamour 4 месяца назад
i, for one, love when cody has fun :)
@mwon1673
@mwon1673 4 месяца назад
Thank u for still being so active and giving us content despite becoming a father peeves.
@Lodie
@Lodie 4 месяца назад
That trading kink had me dying crying 🤣
@kadeortega8305
@kadeortega8305 3 месяца назад
The dude with the traffic screenshots should really look into being a traffic reporter for news or radio. Honestly he probably has as much/more info on traffic patterns as any of them do and he’s doing it just as a hobby
@shawnariggs2485
@shawnariggs2485 4 месяца назад
I have not laughed this hard at a video in a long time😂😂 plz moreee!
@arielporter555
@arielporter555 4 месяца назад
traffic guy is actually cody soft launching his addiction to the public
@annipsy2185
@annipsy2185 3 месяца назад
he talked about it like he knew all the details about this addiction and how it feels 😂 abit sus if u ask me
@Vincisomething
@Vincisomething 4 месяца назад
Fun fact, the cry fetish is called dacryphilia
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 4 месяца назад
Da cry philia
@AwnyaOnYoutube
@AwnyaOnYoutube 4 месяца назад
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE CLOSET JERKER ????? who the actual fuck does that ? that’s some cereal killer shit
@LiquidSwords007
@LiquidSwords007 4 месяца назад
Closet jerker sounds like a sick insult ngl
@mjl7214
@mjl7214 3 месяца назад
this is my FAVE subreddit please do more
@nicolerisell3871
@nicolerisell3871 4 месяца назад
The traffic one reminds me of Tina on Bobs Burgers saying she likes traffic updates because they say “bumper to bumper” LOLOL
@juliaalbm
@juliaalbm 3 месяца назад
yess I immediately thought of that lol
@ss_2329_
@ss_2329_ 4 месяца назад
18:05 the closet scared the shit outta me
@user-lh6eo4kr2p
@user-lh6eo4kr2p 4 месяца назад
That shit is so beyond fucked up lmfao
@dissipatedcloud
@dissipatedcloud 4 месяца назад
I had to rewind to make sure I didn't imagine it 😂
@JeanCaruso-uh3pw
@JeanCaruso-uh3pw 4 месяца назад
The slideshow-esque editing this vid was definitely interesting, reminded me of those storytime vids we all watched back in the day
@Aqualyd.
@Aqualyd. 3 месяца назад
I'm so excited to see the outdoor update after winter 😍
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