Worst Invasion in the Bible 

Thank you 💕

Dark matter what more can I say, except it's good to see you back again and happy new year.

Thank you for another amazing video - I love your approach! But I have one point of criticism: Yahweh's sword is extremly anachronistic although we all know that he can't look into the future, as he himself made abundantly clear in his scripture. If one doesn't care about the details people could think the story was unbelievable.. Have great holidays and a happy new year - greetings from Berlin!

This is tooo meta fam lol. 🥺

To which twisted ending do you refer? 'The inertial hurricane or the erotically morphed shoes? Not that we really need to choose.

Totally bro

how are you everywhere?

YEAH

Are you God? Are you Omnipresent?

When you realise the WBC are some of the most Biblical Christians today, yes. It is great.

It’s because he killed a bunch of people when they made the Golden Calf.

@@Trainlover1995 You're blind guess is not supported by the bible. Does Mosses not say God ordered it? That was quite a delayed reaction too -lol. God also cares more about a calf being worshipped than murdering babies and all the little boys who were old enough to pick up a sword and r@ping the girl children. He either ordered it, allowed misinformation to be in the bible, and/or sat back and let it happen. What's your blind guess this time?

I think you forgot the part in the Bible where God tells him to talk to a rock so it can give the complaining isrealites water. Instead Moses in anger smacked the rock with his stick, he didn't go into the promise land simply because God was trying to do a dick move but simply because he disobeyed, but at least Moses wasn't alone in the department a whole generation of people had to die out before they enter the promise land due to disobedience.

Hey comrade :)

@@GhostOrochi If I were Moses I wouldn’t talk to the rock either. The last thing I need is my tribe of desert bandits thinking I’ve gone even more insane.

Lol

In the Quran, Allah creates many, many humans who are destined for hell, The Quran Verse (4:56) also says that in hell your skin is regrown so that you will suffer excruciating pain each time it is burned. In the latter, many Muslims claim this shows how scientifically advanced the Quran is, describing things scientifically centuries before they were discovered .

@@tomdebevoise cool story bro

@@tomdebevoise doesn't really make it better ya know

@@VenusFeuerFalle It is all ridiculous drivel

R.I.P.

It was the days before gift cards 💳 were invented.

Shut up, dolt. How did you get around the first verses of the bible with God creating and giving life? Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space, and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it. We KNOW these laws. We have NO doubts about them. We also KNOW that the laws of nature can't come about without a Lawgiver, God. So if you want to pretend to be smart, please give me the laugh by giving your science how creation really happened by natural means. Also, throw in how we got the laws of nature, naturally. Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis. God is the reason for us and all we have. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JiMqzN_YSXU.html The odds are NOT there. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-W1_KEVaCyaA.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yW9gawzZLsk.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ddaqSutt5aw.html

Blasphemy, get stoned pagan

@@5kr3aminMunk33 stoned for what?

@@5kr3aminMunk33 my girlfriend and I are pagan fascists and this is offensive to us

And/or justifying an atrocity.

In other words: we made God in our image, not the other way around.

That's why the Greek gods were always fucking.

He's hinted of it in the past, but I agree, the wording of the dialogue here is a step up!

@@paulcoy9060 Thats not exactly the case. The actual gods worshiped by the Greek pagans were very different from the gods mentioned in the myths. The myths were written by poets and authors as entertainment for the masses, they were very different from what the religious Greeks truly believed in. The cults of the Greek Pantheon typically forbade outsiders from recording their practices and beliefs so we have little to no idea on how the Greek Pagans gods were actually viewed. The only thing we know is that they viewed the Gods as fundamentally righteous.

@Herb Find Please explain how you made the leap from a force that holds atoms together to a conscious intelligence. If you're so scientifically minded I would surely like to know the logical process that leads you to that "conclusion". Not even Alfred North Whitehead was willing to make that bold a leap.

Yet you repeated it again in 1948 and did the same thing in this video.

Food seller? When I was an elementary school student we were told she was a hostess of some inn

If you don't like what God said in the Bible, and you're unsure of teaching it to your children...just lie about. Right? That's the obvious solution to any personal objection a person may have to the Perfect True Word.

​@@sharkquisha3407they guys they are fighting are no better 😂

You mean the wholesale slaughter of everyone, including the infants was not inappropriate?

Well, Mars is the god of war--- and Yahweh was originally the god of war in the Canaanite pantheon of about 80 gods-- so that's appropriate. Can't help wondering if some of the impetus to wipe out Canaanites was so no one would protest making their war god into the One God.

It's not a crime if there are too many people to arrest.

.... religions AND Nation States....

When the government says so it seems to be acceptable.

killing people outside of your tribe is war, killing people inside of your tribe is murder

The difference between a killer and a hero all comes to whether or not society accepts the action

Ask her if it was okay to kill nations, innocent children and family members for nothing they themselves did at that time?

@Shawn Dominique Despite God being "objective morality."

My mom thinks that since God is omnipotent that it means he can break physics whenever the fuck he wants. I wanted to bash my head against a wall when she said that.

@@whitetiger2515 "God doesn't need to perform miracles" my ass!

Then why does your mom even bother to follow that religion knowing that she cannot apply the same principles in today's society?. Wasn't God's morality supposed to be objective and eternal?

Jeffrey *is* a baby after all…

Because she is as stooo-pid as DM, oh, and you too. How did you get around the first verses of the bible with God creating and giving life? Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space, and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it. We KNOW these laws. We have NO doubts about them. We also KNOW that the laws of nature can't come about without a Lawgiver, God. So if you want to pretend to be smart, please give me the laugh by giving your science how creation really happened by natural means. Also, throw in how we got the laws of nature, naturally. Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis. God is the reason for us and all we have. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JiMqzN_YSXU.html The odds are NOT there. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-W1_KEVaCyaA.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yW9gawzZLsk.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ddaqSutt5aw.html

Love I guess, lmao

They just share the same humour. 😃

Pretty sure if your significant other asked you to say some stupid lines to make money, you would too.

faith

As Jimmy Rees would put it, "No, Jeffrey!" or, "Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey!" ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5QWOc-lCc30.html

I laughed just as hard as god did when I heard “dick slippers”

not to mention the track sounds like hotline miami, which kinda emphasizes the absolute psychopathy of the situation

The power corrupts series is pretty good.

Dark matter should make full script for Actual movie.

Yep, you're there to be stoo-pid as always. How did you get around the first verses of the bible with God creating and giving life? Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space, and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it. We KNOW these laws. We have NO doubts about them. We also KNOW that the laws of nature can't come about without a Lawgiver, God. So if you want to pretend to be smart, please give me the laugh by giving your science how creation really happened by natural means. Also, throw in how we got the laws of nature, naturally. Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis. God is the reason for us and all we have. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JiMqzN_YSXU.html The odds are NOT there. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-W1_KEVaCyaA.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yW9gawzZLsk.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ddaqSutt5aw.html

Ya'll being double standard, you kill babies in abortion.

God I suppose then 😆

I’m an atheist and haven’t read that part of the bible (tbh I haven’t read much of it really) but I suppose what they might say is that god told whoever was writing about it after it had happened. A little bit like how creationists might say that Adam and Eve didn’t write about themselves it’s just god told the writer about them later.

That one stopped me, too. A lot of people do fear love. I see that in myself, too. And this video may start to illuminate why that is.

People brought up within systems find them normal (for the most part, I guess I'm a bit unusual, but even I regarded some slightly odd things as normal), so there's no blame attached to accepting what one is "taught" when young, it's a survival mechanism to trust what adults tell you (I'd probably have ended up being eaten by a sabre tooth tiger).

@@pineapplepenumbra Does that infer morality is a survival mechanism also?

​@@brunorhagalcus6132 _"Does that infer morality is a survival mechanism also?"_ It clearly is.. BTW 'imply' is what a "speaker" does, 'infer' is what a "listener" does.. js

@@Dr.JustIsWrong Funny, I pondered that, but considered the object of “that” to be another inference supported from the data, not his or her context. “As in, do you think the data infers morality is a survival mechanism too?” I felt my intent was just-cause. Tho, I feel your intent was less about a grammar lesson than a shot-across-the-bow ad hominem attack based upon your assumption I’m a creationist. Don’t do that. It’s douchey. I’m not. I completely agree with you. I was going to ask a follow-up about how morality plays-out in a high-scarcity, pre-science environment. Were these selective-morality genetic predispositions (asch and Milgram affects

@@brunorhagalcus6132 Societies evolve (and one can look at many societies from ants and meerkats to chimps and humans) and as they evolve, their rules evolve, too. Thus Slavery, something fuckwits considered acceptable in previous centuries (and let's face it, many animals, including rats, have demonstrated empathy, so if you're a human and lacking it, you're lower than a rat) is (for the most part, a few islamic ones still seem to believe that it's fine) considered unacceptable in modern societies*, so Slavery is a prime example of morals changing. There are many religious fools making the erroneous claim that without a god one cannot have morals, but this is a ridiculous claim, made by the hard of thinking. *Bear in mind, however, that they're just more subtle in how they impose slavery.

Sounds familiar!

Classic god, also I always wonder why god mixes it up all the time (His spells). One day it's Ring around a rosey to destroy the walls the next it's ice, the other time its floods, angel of death, generic angels, plagues, sometimes it's a staff that needs to be held up, sometimes nothing. It's like a movie would be boring if the same trick is used over and over in the next scene. Need to capture the audience attention. Spice it up always. If I was god I'd just use angels to murder everyone I want all the times, why need to use different spells, maybe angels have a union group disallows repeat use cause of phycological effects...

@@mnm8818 Matt Damon is why.

Joshua talking to his inner counsel... "so uhh, i told everybody we couldn't lose and we lost, what do we do" One of his advisors... "do what we always do, say GOD was mad about something and find a scapegoat to blame everything on" Joshua..."so blame the men that died?" Other advisor... "no thats to obvious, remember GOD is mysterious, we need to blame someone who wasn't even there" Joshua... "oh I see, but what about the men that died? wouldn't that make them innocent?" Yet another advisor "just don't bring it up, people will be so mad over the traitor we hand them they wont care"

That's what trump did on jan 6

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Especially Dionysus god of party animals and Antinous god of gay men (especially bottoms).

I am happy for you 🙂

Hi Glenn ~ I also left a cult religion. In 2007. I was wondering if it was the same one. I was a JW. You?

@@sageosho9496 yep.

@@theautoman22 how long you been out?

@@sageosho9496 about 8-9 years

I feel bad for you both. My father and his mother were both jw and they are both really f***ed up. Hoping you're both doing well.

I had to pause the video to stop laughing when I heard that

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Please don't slander the Devil by calling YHWH by that name. Remember, the Devil doesn't agree with or like GAWD either.

@@SatanasExMachina who is the devil? No such character in the OT.... made up in the NT to align Christianity with Greek mythologies Hades and polytheism... id be interested to hear how more though....

@@UndisclosedTalent Technically, there is an angel in Yahweh's service with the title of "Satan" (read: opposer; as in, debate opponent) in the book of Job. But that character is only assumed to be the fallen one referred to as "The Devil". In context, they're much more likely to be different characters. And that's assuming "The Devil" even IS a character, since references within the Bible to such an entity is sparse, if at all legitimately extant.

@@UndisclosedTalent That fact would kind of be hilarious since hades isn't really a evil dude just essentially overseer of the dead but still I think they kind of had to make god a nemisis to hate or else maybe they'd see the holes in this foolishness.

@@Canido19 yes exactly... only Job mentions Satan, or the opposer, and that seemed a character ordained to challenge God not an enemy of God... it certainly seems a stretch to compare that to gods nemesis of the NT...

DarkMatter2525's "Power Corrupts" series covers the history of Jeffrey and Yahweh, and runs 19 episodes (in a playlist), but your idea would fit in, maybe a Jeffrey dream? :)

Good Idea!

God gets jelous and brings him back xD

Fucking Ace idea!

I have an idea too, try thinking rather than being a dolt. How did you get around the first verses of the bible with God creating and giving life? Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space, and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it. We KNOW these laws. We have NO doubts about them. We also KNOW that the laws of nature can't come about without a Lawgiver, God. So if you want to pretend to be smart, please give me the laugh by giving your science how creation really happened by natural means. Also, throw in how we got the laws of nature, naturally. Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis. God is the reason for us and all we have. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JiMqzN_YSXU.html The odds are NOT there. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-W1_KEVaCyaA.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yW9gawzZLsk.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ddaqSutt5aw.html

No, he's just a dolt like you are. How did you get around the first verses of the bible with God creating and giving life? Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space, and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it. We KNOW these laws. We have NO doubts about them. We also KNOW that the laws of nature can't come about without a Lawgiver, God. So if you want to pretend to be smart, please give me the laugh by giving your science how creation really happened by natural means. Also, throw in how we got the laws of nature, naturally. Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis. God is the reason for us and all we have. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JiMqzN_YSXU.html The odds are NOT there. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-W1_KEVaCyaA.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yW9gawzZLsk.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ddaqSutt5aw.html

This is a low bar, because most Christians barely know what's in the bible.

most christian have no idea what is in the OT

A lot of atheists who can explain why they are atheists know the Bible very well, especially the Hebrew Bible. Often, it is the very reason why they are atheists.

Most of us Atheists so know the Bible quite well, that’s why we’re Atheists.

I fear the Quality of 'The Greater Insult' won't be replicated soon...

The tiptoe killed me too lol

Can I just say... You know what, fuck that, I"m not saying a god damn thing! I'ma get a drink, this was fucking epic and I'm happy to just live in a world where this fucking video and people like you exist! You earned it! I'm celebrating! Hm... seems somewhat illogical. Try and stop me! :p

How do you know they were spies?

It was terrible honestly, bottom barrel level of humor. Actually you finding it funny made me laugh harder than this entire video

Cause God's gone in hiding these past 1000+ yrs, it found out that there's other land masses with people on it, would take way too long for Israel to conquer all of them, if it took the whole bible to conquer a measly hours drive strip of land. The Mongols god showed up the Bible gods land conquering and death killing abilities...

@@mnm8818 , I think Ares got there first, then Mars...

@@aralornwolf3140 ha true, but can't discount the Mongols nifty tactics of killing people effectively and enslaving them, did it better than Bible God and Ares or Mars by a mile ha if that's a competition between the gods- would be a nice video on that- Olympic games between the gods

Oh they hate it when you bring those stories up....and I mean *ALL* of the stories.

Not good for optics

1 Samuel features god instructing the maiming and murder of babies lol, yet they complain about abortion..the religious nuts

As if you know the bible. How did you get around the first verses of the bible with God creating and giving life? Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space, and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it. We KNOW these laws. We have NO doubts about them. We also KNOW that the laws of nature can't come about without a Lawgiver, God. So if you want to pretend to be smart, please give me the laugh by giving your science how creation really happened by natural means. Also, throw in how we got the laws of nature, naturally. Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis. God is the reason for us and all we have. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JiMqzN_YSXU.html The odds are NOT there. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-W1_KEVaCyaA.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yW9gawzZLsk.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ddaqSutt5aw.html

Yep, because like they want to control a woman's right to her own body when it comes to her reproductive health. We're just broodmares to pro lifers after all, because that's just our purpose in life to them. 🤦🤷🙄🙄🙄

I think you'd have a hard time finding any Christian espouse infanticide. Unless they are the "progressive" California type of Christian. Besides, this is old testament. Christians just observe the new testament basically

@@saytax , They don't... they pick and choose what they want from the OT and ignore the parts that tell them to ignore the entire book...

@@aralornwolf3140 Eh, it gives them purpose, I guess. I'm just glad they pick the passive Jesus, as opposed to the messiah's before him.

@Christa Simon Like the WBC, some street preachers purposely say shit in hopes of getting hit in order to press charges and file a lawsuit.

But seriously, wouldn't abortion out of convenience be objectively immoral? As opposed to the original argument was "safe, rare and for the mother's health."

It's like the LORD keeps forgetting that he wrote the laws of physics and what they are while the Archangel Jeffrey has to keep reminding him that he's got a really bad idea!

It might make more sense(?) if Aaron, Moses's brother, killed Moses, but the Friendly Atheist reading of the bible hasn't gotten far enough (we're still in Leviticus, ugh!) and I don't know where Aaron is pre Moses's death. Maybe Joshua is one of Aaron's son, making Joshua a priest under his father... But your idea makes sense and any missing details can be filled in later, if they were mentioned in the bible at all. Probably not. The book needed a good editor.

Possibly.

@@debbys-abqnm4537 yeah possibly

@@debbys-abqnm4537 Aaron died long before Moses did.

@@bowdennthani732 -- Hmm, that's interesting -- the bible (OT or NT) gave actual dates? After all, that's something God should know and be willing to put down in writing as proof. Good for you for finding it! That does explain why it wasn't "Aaron fought the battle of Jericho". Maybe it's in the book of Joshua, which we may get around to after Leviticus (Whoa...!).

His art on that scene was very good. I watch a lot of videos about elephants and is art for that happy animal was perfect.

Agreed

Thank you. I don't deny or affirm what's in it. But it's definitely not 'The good book'

*When you committed geocide against 3 cities because god says so*

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I call it the buy-bull

Yeah, if god kills all the animals, what's he gonna eat? See Leviticus for his wide-ranging tastes. As long as it's char grilled, it seems he was happy. Oh, and often baby animals were perhaps easier on his teeth.

Well in those days, animals were a sign of wealth and also required to be taken care of... and I guess it's to encourage the troops to keep moving forward, like burning the boats? Since you'd have to leave some of your numbers behind to raise the cattle...

he is clear about it, for the fun of it

Scarcity keeps the people in line, I guess.

@Norman So animals are now evil?

Well me personally I just never personally believed. I just never told anyone till I was around 7 years old as I had a friend in boy scouts who told their mother that. Before that I just didn't have the guts to tell my mother as we went to church every day and I even was in Catholic school at the time. But man was public school so much better. We transfered a year after that as my older brother had troubles with their 8th grade teaching process. We all flew through public school though. Just so much better not getting tested every 3 days and learning religious lessons along side everything else. I literally went from basically brain dead to one of the fastest learners in every class. When we competed with First In Math in the entire school I was in 1-3 place every month even getting pulled out of class to learn fractions and decimals unlike everyone else in 3rd grade.

or "FAITH", you have to have FAITH that GOD did the right thing even if we don't understand it.

@@K162KingPin I see you have heard that same sermon.

God only respects free will when it's a convenient way to dodge the problem of evil. Everywhere else, he has no problems trampling over people's free will, including changing their minds

@@sniperwolf50 That's exactly why the Exodus pissed me off. God actively sabotaged the pharaoh's judgement and free will by "hardening his heart", leading to the death and suffering of thousands of innocent people. But he loves everyone and wants the best.

Happy Festivus to you (assuming that it can be happy, with the airing of grievances and feats of strength).

I fear the Quality of 'The Greater Insult' won't be replicated soon...

Hello Aaron Grooves, famous youtuber who composes music for other famous youtuber Alan Becker to use in his animations

@@Potna_n3m Was youre comment diected at me? If so, thx.

Note that Friendly Atheist continues reading Leviticus to us, and it tells a lot more about god's appetite than his followers want us to know...

@@loturzelrestaurant I would have thought the comment was directed at @AaronGrooves...

@Poseidon No one said you had to be here to watch. Also, what's with the Greek god name??

I think that's a Christian modern myth that made the rounds a few decades ago. I vaguely remember, when I was a child, my father telling me something about scientists realising that there was one day missing in the calendar or something. The details are foggy

😅😅😅 Please tell me your joking or at least exaggerating a lil bit.

@@sniperwolf50 Yeah, I remember my grandmother telling me about that. Supposedly NASA scientists trying to calculate the positions of the stars or something and found them to be "off" by an amount of time that was the sum of this and a couple of other biblical verses. Too bad I don't remember the details; it was about 50 years ago now.

Religious 'believers' pathologically accept or create that which they want to believe ... and subsequently disregard that which interferes with their resultant ant 'beliefs'.

@everybody in this thread As a child (in about 1996) I heard that the whole (Christian) calendar could be about a hundred years (or even a more?) off because there's like a 100+ years gap in historiography in I think the Middle Ages. I have heard and read enough about all kinds of historical events and such to be quite sure that this isn't possible, but maybe those events I read about were backdated incorrectly. It would be a weird thing.

Seeing how Moses is not a historical Person i'd say it's probably bc two stories had to fit back to back in the narrative´but the 2nd one didn't have Moses in them. If you want a "Leader mysteriously vanished under suspicious circumstances" story i recommend looking up how the King of the Mali Empire "Mansa Musa" explained how he rose to power XD (Also just read about Mansa Musa in general, that mans influence on the world is hilarious)

i concur

The tradition that developed and which some Jews and Christians still believe, is that Moses wrote the Pentateuch, which includes this Deuteronomy story. So, Moses wrote about the circumstances of his own future death, about the god telling him he would now see the promised land and die. So how was any of it then a surprise when it happened, why did the god need to tell Moses again what was going to happen? The claim makes no sense. This is how the book of Deuteronomy ends: "Never again has a prophet arisen in Israel like Moses who knew the Lord face to face, who performed such miraculous signs and wonders that the Lord had sent him to do in the land of Egypt, to Pharaoh and to his officials and to his entire land. No one has had his mighty power or performed the great and terrible deeds that he did in the sight of all of Israel." Again, some people insist Moses himself wrote this, BEFORE he died, lol

I thought that too.

@@compulsiverambler1352 Sounds like Moses was just ensuring lasting brand loyalty. After all, how are people going to know you're an awesome, totally badass prophet, unless you tell them how awesome, badass and totally handsome you are?

hitman in a nutshell

Skyrim Sneak 101.

What's medieval 2?

@@DarthVader-ch4um A Total War game

I started watching, but waiting until later, after I have had a few hits of VERY LEGAL (Jeffrey Bless Canada) Cannabis. I know my Christmas will be Merry, how about you poor sods living in Trump's upcoming dictatorship? I shouldn't kid, I know Americans are suffering as they realize just how evil these people truly are. It truly is amazing that no one seems to talk about the root of the problem. None of this would be possible without religion. Specifically Evangelical Religion. If they magically disappeared, so would the justification for taking freedom from people based on a bronze age story book. I honestly feel sorry for America, and the rest of the world too. No one really believes the upcoming fight between Right and Left will be confined within American borders, do they?

Already watching it again to laugh more. Those slippers. XD

@@larrystevens7410 Yeah, but to be fair, even if we got rid of the religious, we would still be divided between the libritarian and federalist movements. But without people believing you must do what god says, make others also do so, and the idea the world could end tomorrow, it would at least reduce pointless arguments like abortion, climate change, etc. If the world isn't gonna end any day now climate change matters, and if god doesn't tell us the unborn being aborted isn't murder then why force others to follow your morals? Again there would still be divide but more of the ridiculous arguments fall away immediately. Though seeing how religious views have continued to plummet with each generation, it could very well be a dying bread soon. Though by soon likely 100-300 years.

@@larrystevens7410 trumps dictatorship? Are you for real ? If trump was a dictator bidum would never have stolen the last election and fucked over Americans

@@gilly9666, writes _"trumps dictatorship? Are you for real ? If trump was a dictator bidum [sic] would never have stolen the last election and fucked over Americans"_ "Trump's *upcoming* dictatorship", with reading comprehension like that, it's no wonder you're both a Republican and a conspiracy theorist…

You are just a nitwit like DM. How did you get around the first verses of the bible with God creating and giving life? Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space, and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it. We KNOW these laws. We have NO doubts about them. We also KNOW that the laws of nature can't come about without a Lawgiver, God. So if you want to pretend to be smart, please give me the laugh by giving your science how creation really happened by natural means. Also, throw in how we got the laws of nature, naturally. Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis. God is the reason for us and all we have. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JiMqzN_YSXU.html The odds are NOT there. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-W1_KEVaCyaA.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yW9gawzZLsk.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ddaqSutt5aw.html

All living things become pink mist and pizzas.

you think thats something? check this out. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dg63iN4ShC4.html

​@@PhilJonesIII Sausage pizza against cliffs in fact!

Do not be ashamed, so many of have experienced the same. it is not our fault that society around prevents questioning this stuff (in Islam your very life will be forfeit if you even question).... but rejoice that your managed to think your way out of religion...

When I first heard about this story in Sunday School I questioned many things about it. Like why did Joshua sends spies if God made him into a One-Man Army? Why couldn't the people of Jericho and the other cities just evacuate if they knew an army was coming to kill them all. Heck in the seven days of marching around Jericho, that was enough time to flee unnoticed. Hail storms.....yeah, don't think so. And time stopping just to kill more? Geez. Glad I no longer believe this religion.

It's a shame that your first revisiting of this story was a total strawman

@@jeremiahnoar7504 it really isn’t much of one tbh

@@fossforever512 What makes you say that? He kind of included some things that weren't relevant and left out some things that were important to the story which kind of creates a weaker, hollowed out , easy-to-knock-down version of the real story. Wouldn't you call that a strawman?

"Maybe there is a god after all" Possibly, but a mature, intelligent, caring god, rather than the capricious, insecure, immature, inconsistent, immoral, illogical, insane berks of the biblical deities.

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​@Sex'' Allatus Angelus One thing I sometimes ask religious people is: Can your god create someone who is _more loving, more forgiving, more logical, more moral, more mature, more sensible, more pragmatic, more imaginative, more merciful, more just, more empathetic, more compassionate_ than itself? If they say that it can't, then they've just disproved the notion of an eternal Hell.

​@Sex'' Allatus Angelus Yep. The childishness of the thinking of religious people is highlighted when they try to say, "ma god iz da powfulles' evah". They fail to see the logical impossibilities of being omnibenevolent, omnipresent, omniscient and omnipotent. The more _power_ they assign their imaginary friend, _the culpable_ that makes them.

ALLELUIA!!!!!

Excellent summary!

Admittedly prince of Egypt is a good movie but yeah it’s messed up

Not to mention God messes with pharoah's free will to make him go against his stated goal of freeing the Israelites, so he has a flimsy as hell excuse to rain down disgusting dangerous plagues on Egypt and kill everyone's first born sons, except the Israelites. I'm sure the slaves and farmers had pharoah's ear and totally had a hand in it. Including the freaking animals' babies, cause they were in on it too. Then, after pharoah lets the Israelites go, God brainwashes him again and has him lead his army into the red sea. Why? God wanted to slaughter people. That's it. God just wanted to "receive glory" by pointlessly slaughtering people. God literally murders an army that he had called up via brainwashing their leader, because he thinks it's awesome. That's the morality Christians claim to serve. Someone who murders hundreds, if not thousands for fun.

@@mattmorehouse9685 -- An excellent review! Friendly Atheist did a long video about of how many people god murdered (source: bible). Also included: the death count of the Devil/Satan/whatever his name.

@Norman 1, so what’s the point in freeing them them if they’re supposed to die before reaching their destination? 2. Go on and live your 40 years of life in the desert big man, let’s see if you found it fulfilling. 3. Not angry, just disappointed

Those are the best kind.

Roast Revelation next

@@imperatordei6615 OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😂

Or stopping the atmosphere with the Earth, considering the amount of magic needed (sorry miracle power) it shouldn't matter. If you can stop the Earth you can also stop the atmosphere. Still bonkers though.

Suppose the world were flat and it worked out fine for the Sun to "stop" somehow, there's still a couple problems: 1. How the ever living frock did they know it stopped for 3 days when they measured days by the Sun? 2. It ramps up from 60 to 120°F in one damn day there and now it would be warming up at night, too! How did they not bake to a crisp? There are only 2 choices with this story: either all the laws of physics were suspended so more people could be killed, or it's complete and utter nonsense.

@@pondboy3682 For 1. I suppose it could have been based off intuition, since humans do have some innate sense of time, but for 2. yeah they'd have roasted.

Or mirrors..

@@Dr.JustIsWrong Or a second sun opposite the normal one.

He disappeared after Jesus... maybe we really did kill Him afterall when He made Himself mortal, and the resurrection is obvious buIIsht cuz He couldn't use His magic anymore as a dead mortal man.

Dark matter was always a workhorse. I have been following him since 2012.

Me too!! The ‘creationists first time on the internet’ with Cult of Dusty was my first episode!

@@taboosbitch My first episode was "How God favors evil".

@@rsync9490 I think the cleverest video is "Why is murder wrong?". That shows a very keen mind.

Those are also evil people because they wouldn’t do good things of their own free will

So are most nursery rhymes... kids are too stupid to understand the context...

Know Viced Rhion? And other Atheist-youtubers?

@@loturzelrestaurant I'm more drawn to this cartoon satirisation of religion, so DarkMatter and NonStampCollector are really the only two Atheism oriented channels I watch. Call me simple but I prefer this style over long-winded oral debates. There's nothing better than watching this type of content because you can laugh endlessly at the absurdities of these ridiculous stories. I find the mere notion of religions so ridiculous I don't understand why people record themselves speaking for excessive lengths which is in effect to entertain the notion of religion, a waste of time in my view. So this channel and NonStampCollector are entertaining to watch, I'd only really watch a channel like Viced Rhino if he covered a particular topic and I was debating a theist on that topic, so as to do some research. I barely engage in debates anymore though, it's too much of a headache to argue with such obvious stupidity.