Xenoblade Chronicles Explained (in 22 minutes) 

Lol

Me: *Remembering the Roblox 9-year old admins* no... Not again

@felipe firered11 SEPHIROTH

@@Court8 Roblox is for kids by kids of kids... VR is for chads by not chads for (depending on who’s owning which one) assholes

@@Court8 lol knolls🇲🇪m. l ppl

Hahaha 🤣

Understandable have a good day

Specifically because of how many children he has because apparently despite everything he and his wife still find time for that.

Everyone else: Joins in order to fight the mechon threat Riki: Tax evasion

Why is the fluffy puffball the one with realistic problems ? Shulk: Let kill the evil robots, corrupted god and save the world ! Riki: Sorry, I can’t. I have debts to pay and children to feed.

Dad is Shulk with a stache Mom is just longer haired

Which part

@@mariustan9275 15:27

I lost it tbh

smol shulk

I guess so.

This is super close to a certain game i will not spoil. P5R/P5. thats all im saying

*life will change intensifies*

Persona 5 Chapter 1 : Find Cat Last Chapter: Kill God

@@nowasfalsebanned2769 You mean almost *every* game in SMT line.

Gotta love the persona 5 fans oblivious to the fact that in pretty much every SMT game you kill a god

I liked that bit

SsMmAaSsHh BbRrOoSs

Lol yeah since it's the opposed XD

Golden.

Yeah, I can’t tell it this guy actually enjoys these games or not. Meh….

YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!!!!!

@@agent_8167 why should i pay for something i never bought

Kept losing that fight because Reyn wouldnt stop running into the acid water and dying...only managed it because I learned to call for retreat every time he got too close, and regroup on safe ground

to be honest i forgot it until i read your commment

@@SkafosGnW Why did you bring Ryen to the that fight, your party should be Melia, Riki, and #7

Lol yeah. But in reality though, a telethia attacked them so they retreated

he left out the fact that alvis shows up with a telethia and saves them lol

Buddy is literally leaving out information for the sake of mocking the game lol

@@AigisVibes720have you not seen this genre of video before? It’s pretty common

@@eldritchcupcakes3195 Yes, Dunkey does this as well. I’m personally not a fan of this type of content but to each their own.

Literally

Yes, but that' a spoiler

Literally

It’s like that with the second game but the true monado is also a cute waifu

I am the true monado... I think...

That is incorrect, the Bionis does have fairly normal gravity, Makna forest is located on a large shelf jutting out from the Bionis' back, you can get a better view of this with Smash4's trophy viewer

Didn't the girl fall of the thing?

WHAAAAAT?

LOL

I don’t want to click the link

Sans vibes

sometimes the biggest bad is the god of death and entropy and sometimes the biggest bad is the weird bouncy ball you played with as a kid but like, big

@@thewarriorofboros Damn you Ozma

As if Dunban wasn't already a God

@@ChaseKip giving him all agility

@@ChaseKip We still love you you know

@@ChaseKip if a game series you already covered gets a new game, what do you do?

aLwAyS hAs BeN (for yt algo so whatever for my comment)

Same thing with the bionis interior

It's not too far-fetched, lore-wise. Zanza may be titled a god, but he's really just as mortal as everything else. Heck, it didn't take any special power-ups just to do normal damage to him.

@@MrAuthor3DS Shame really

@@MrAuthor3DS Not to mention the XC 2 story bombshells which means he's actually less than actual mortal

@@Ladywizard Yeah, that's true

@@sneezewatch I'm trying to avoid spoilers but when you climb the world tree you get link back to xc1

"I kill gods on a daily basis"

"Poyo" -Pink black hole killer of gods

@@Wulk “Yaaaah!” -Pink black hole killer of gods 2019

Canonically Shulk stomps Kirby, yes I do know the lore, of both. And no, Eldritch Gods is not a feat of strenght, just as being god is not a feat of strenght. And yes ik its a joke, but people eill believe it as true, which its not.

@@miguelbarrios6732 Kirby could just say “poyo” and shulk would disintegrate.

I mean I'd watch the cutscenes from the game if you want to know properly what happened because this does leave out details

It was disciple lorithia right?

“You’ll pay for your insolence!”

A.k.a. typical jRPG.

Ah, ok

This man really almost described persona.

@@zluurkeaksz I mean, you're not wrong. A lot of JRPGs just have this kind of twist at the end.

I think you misspelled "soup"

LMAO

Unlike Sonic Adventure tho, you can change the volumes of the music and voice seperately in the options menu so at least there's that.

" ALL YEAH!! "

oh yes

Play game. Game good.

Its like im watching tenet all over again

she slapped a healing barrel on it

@@tasostheteaman5484 This spoiled Tenet for me

@@q-miiproductions878 i mean it isnt really a spoiler

she didn't.

LOL. Byleth was dead as a baby so his mom gave him her heart right? I just watched Chase's lore video about 3 houses.

I thought Byleth's mom had the crest stone of sothis

Link: 👁👄👁

Aether (or Lumine) from genshin impact : "eeeeeeeeh... yes ? I didn't saw that, I was dead for 500 years or something "

@@Nokyyyyy Genshin impact is pretty bad

So did you got spoiled?

I'm your 69th like

@@JohnLover1179 No one cares

@@Aranbdomnobody wrong I care

it should have be monado Enchant pills

@@Aranbdomnobody Didn't ask if you cared

technically in the game she shoots the area around melia and the bullet bursts in a healing area

@@lightning0938 Technically it wasn’t actually healing. She was dying because of Ether deficiency, so she loaded some Ether crystal filled bullets into her gun and shot it over her so the Ether would disperse around her.

its like healing... but in reverse... *but in reverse!*

Xenoblade 3 has revealed the new party and the healer has a hybrid staff + gun. Naturally the staff part is for attacking and the gun part is for healing.

@@angeldude101 makes sense

I mean, he did do just that.

Shulk the strongest Smash character? Hilarious. There's Kirby, the Creation Trio, Arceus, and others like them.

@@rickynguyen5108 Well, the Creation Trio and Arceus are IN smash, but they're not playable characters, which is what most people mean when they say "in smash". Also, about Kirby: Did you... did you not read my comment?

Don't forget about Sonic. Obviously not as powerful as "Puffball with infinite power", but still.

@@SteelCrustacean sonic is clearly weaker than shulk, even after the caos emeralds

Eh, Kirby don't reach even Multiversal, as Kirby verse don't have infinite universes. That means that Shulk stomps him because FUN FACT, hax exist. Shulk is protected by the passage of fate thanks to Alvis which is Infinite multiversal Causality and Fate Hax. Something Kirby don't resist. Plus he can erase from Existence with Monado III like he did to Zanza. And manipulate Matter, and Reality...

And to be a love interest for Reyn.

and to say “JUJUuuuuuuuuuuUUUUuuuuUuUuUuU!!”

And to be an excuse to have another important faced mechon because sharla character arc

And so you can fight a boss later

She's the exact opposite of Fiora. Fiora is narratively important but sucks in gaemplay, Sharla is basically a throwaway character but is busted as a healer

yes it was bad

It's fine, it's just annoying because of the collectibles lol

@@legoboy-ox2kx Also, the place really could have used some safety rails.

@@Edagui97 I didn't have much trouble with that, but I get your point.

The video skipped over zanza’s 3 disciples. The heart is where you kill one of them, and it also closes Melia and Kallian’s story arc

That begs the question, does he pull his power from the conduit? If so, since the conduit basically goes bye bye by the end of the game, does Alvis/Ontos still have his god like powers?

@@freshlymemed5680 The Conduit doesn't Destroy itself, it just leaves for another Universe similarly to what Alvis himself did, so he most likely still has his Admin Privileges

@@freshlymemed5680 he is an Aegis

@@freshlymemed5680 nah, the conduit teleported to another universe, Alvis can still use his conduit powers, although Pneuma probably can't use hers anymore.

@@sonic23233 …yesn’t, an Aegis is a part of the trinity processor that becomes a blade, Alvis noped out of the XC2 universe before that could happen so basically he’s got the powers of an aegis, except without the restrictions of the blade system and stuff

Right when I started watching his videos again

@@randomguy8986 it’s you

Absolutely true!!!

@@Sean-yp9pm your pfp scares me

true

Yeah

Ok👍

FOR SCIENCE

Trust me, playing the actual game is way better than just watching this video.

no joke, i was thinking the same thing one year ago before they released the definitive version on switch which is AMAZINGG

Nope. Xenoblade Chronicles is amazing. Imo, its the best game on the Wii.

It's a lot better when it's spread out over the course of a full game. Getting it all in one loredump like this makes it almost incomprehensible. But that's JRPGs for ya.

Yeah, there's a few details left out that time it all together or explain things better, but this is the general series of events.

Sure, but ultimately, all I want to do is roll up the planets into a giant ball.

Um no that isn't space. That is just a simulation

Sorry to bring you down, but that was actually a memory scape made from Zanza's mind. ...Okay, that also happens pretty often in JRPGs.

@@MrAuthor3DS what is it with JRPGs wanting to kill God??

@@derekhandson351 it's because in JRPG's God is usually evil or incompetent. You know like seeing his creations suffer and don't do anything about it or maybe even enjoying it.

@Lewisgames112 which one of the many haha

Well, if you know the story the game is significantly less interesting.

dont do itttt dont watch the video

SAME I WAS JUST PLAYING THROUGH IT EARLIER, but I stopped once I reached the part I was on

I just beat the game five days ago perfect timing

I wanted to wach this because I wanted to play xenoblaid 2 but ditent know anithing About the franchice

I mean seriously nothing makes you feel more powerful than doing so much damage in a single hit the system cant handle it, and as result you get this unintensional epic pause everytime you do it :D

@@veetijaakkola1200 I never experienced this in Xenoblade, but in Hyrule Warriors it feels so good lol

@@OctoHedgy 6x times multiplier in chain attack, monado buster into a group of mechon, on the wii and the game freezes for solid 2 seconds

@@veetijaakkola1200 Oh I thought they were talking about the Switch version. My bad

@@OctoHedgy yeah it still does happen a little bit on the switch but the impact is not nearly the same

He eats gods every tuesday.

Infinite energy

Surprisingly, Kirby ain't actually that tough. God may be a cool title, but feats of measurable power are more valuable. So uhh, Shulk's still the strongest canonically via a possibly infinite multiverse control.

Being a god =/= being OP

@@ironsword4061 But what if Kirby eats shulk.

Despite my love for the series hearing someone say the plot points especially the plot twist out loud it's sounds so stupid lol.

@@MrToonlink53 I made this post before I watched the video. After watching it I was conflicted. I mean... he's right, but the way he portrayed everything was in such a negative light. Like the Mechon being humans was a decent surprise, but you can guess it. Dickson is obviously up to something, so thats fine. But guessing that Fiora was in the Mechon and that Mumkhar was still alive was a pretty big guess. Not to mention he skipped several scenes that make the developments seem more thought out, like the scenes that happen at the end of certain chapters showcssing what the Mechon are doing. I can't get mad at it because if he went over everything it'd be way too long of a video for his liking/audience. Its like the opposite of his FF9 video, which is a game I find vastly inferior to Xenoblade for pacing and plot reasons. So... I'm a bit salty. It kinda seems like he 100% the game on his first playthrough, and hated the grind and the story suffered because of it.

@@tearzofthefallen6586 i wouldnt call it a negative light and moreso a mocking one you can still love a game and make fun of it-- he gushed abt the game on his twitter lol

@@MegaJACproductions you're right, it is more of mocking tone than a negative perspective.

Ew no

But first, we have to talk about Parallel Universes.... SINCE THAT'S LITERALLY THE PLOT

Can someone tell me the plot? I tried playing the game but I stopped playing at the part when the owl thing showed off his....child....robot...…slave.

@@sully1492 .... That's chapter two. You stopped at chapter two? You weren't even fully out of the tutorial by that point.

@@sully1492 mate the story of the game gets pretty deep and dark the farther you go, you're not even near close to the midgame 😂 Don't let the "funny slice of life"/"anime" moments ruin it for you

@@sully1492 bruh that’s so early on. It ain’t even his slave, maybe more like a daughter or ya know, his blade. Like the guy above said. Finish the game, you just dipped your toes in the water, not the whole pool. It’s worth it and the funny slice of life anime cliche shit stops around midway through the game. Not to say it’s that bad but if it’s not your cup of tea, it does eventually stop. The serious moments more than make up for it.

Nice! Hope you enjoy it. Its honestly one of my all time favorite JRPGs with some really solid combat mechanics, an amazing story, and an even better cast and world.

the story is amazing

Honestly skipping out on the sidequests might do you some good

@@theaprilsonlyfool Not all of them. Some of them are pretty interesting (e.g. Colony 9 Mafia, Pollen Drug Ring, side quests for Melia's half-sister, Rebuilding Colony 6, etc.) and it is recommended to do at least a few if them since they give you a good amount of exp.

Excellent choice

The Lumas did that not Rosalina

@@Goober353 That's true, unless you count the fat ones where you had to feed them to become different universes. But then again, those are a few instances, so I don't know lol

@@V3x4ti0n Hungry Lumas didn’t create universes, they created galaxies.

@@Goober353 Alright then

What about Kirby

100+? Try 400+. 😂

@@stripedrajang3571 the story's only 50-70 hours

It's possible that JUST doing the story is 50 to 70 hours long, but when you do all side quests, maximize town affinities, maximize character affinities, maximize all character skill trees, maximize levels to 99, work on affinity charts, maximize art levels, defeat all uniques, do all the heart-to-hearts, etc., then you may want to multiply your numbers by at least 8. 😂

@@stripedrajang3571 yeah but he was summarizing the story

@@anthonymansour5774, not really. He used the word "game", not "story in the game". This "game" is much more than story, since the developers of MonolithSoft worked so hard with the side quests, skill trees, arts, superbosses, etc., for the gamer to concentrate on much more than just the story of the game. 😊

😂😂😂

The Egyptian Kings played a game of great and terrible power.

@@theblan1k0ne and for some reason there was a lot hearts

And giant fucking stones

Something something space Mary Magdalene.

Me too

Thank you Bernadetta profile picture

Are you interested in a C-Support for the beginning?

trueeeee

I am afraid to tell you user Byley, that the game Fire Emblem: Three Houses is going to cease to exist this year. Please regret all your decisions liking that game, and remove your download of the sixth Smash Ultimate DLC fighter, as it is a very satanic thing to come.

Aubriel olease do the story is incredible

please do so, unironically. game is considered a masterpiece for a reason

Place or play? Yes I'm that guy

@@Dan-do2pl Lol whoops didn't realize the typo, I'll correct that

@@Natoursofcourse I will hopefully as soon as my backlog is cleared up!

Appreciate it!

kool where are you know?

@@KirbyCoder I beat the game awhile ago. Now I'm playing Persona 5 Strikers.

Pog

Same brother

L started to days ago (don’t question it there was a $30 discount

Also, the Xenoblade games are (very) loosely connected to Xenosaga and Xenogears

Another thing id like to add to this: Xenoblade changes meaning depending on the game, Xenoblade in 1 is refering to the Monado, it’s a Foreign/Alien blade, aka the titular Xeno Blade, in XCX (spoilers) Elma is revealed to be an alien, a Xeno, and is a member of BLADE, so she is the game’s Xeno BLADE, while in 2, Pyra/Mythra and by extension Malos are special blades, different from all other by nature of being part of the trinity processor, they’re different/foreign Blades, so, they’re the Xeno Blades

@@coldtyrant2557 we running out of ways to say Alien sword. And in next the game the sword is:1 the player turns into a alien sword 2 every character is a alien and if you beat them you get a sword 3 a alien sword is your best friend. (He said sarcastically) seriously there running out ways how are they going play this?

And in XC3 it's just an op sword a nopon had for some reason

@@heroinhero RIP story

I wonder when he'll release it

Rosalina: *angry dissatisfaction*

A galaxy is smaller than the universe..

@@SPFLDAngler He reseted the entire Universe/Timeline

@@betrayalg4660 Forget about that, they reset all of time and space, meaning that everything restarted to just before the star festival. Rosalina is stupidly powerful

There's also Super Paper Mario, where interdimensional travel is just a mundane occurrence for the main cast.

Shulk and Kirby would be friends especially since Kirby has the power of friendship

@@noahwurz3429 kirby can slay dark matter easily due to the fact they are weak to positive emotions

@@jvpro2076 he also has the power of friendship I hate to say that but he a make friends out of anyone

The universe will always need me.

@@noahwurz3429 thats positive emotion

Technically he is a tank, its just that he is a different style of tank than reyn. Reyn is standard aggro tank who draws aggro through skills and has high def and hp, dunban is dodge tank which draws aggro through high burst damage and has a high agility stat

and riki is the best tank because he's just stupid durable

@@steelpython6634 Laugh in 10k HPs

??? Isn't Melia the DPS? It's been a while, sorry.

@@ninjaydes no, obviously sharla is (´・ω・`)

-The Bible, probably

Yeah, me too. I mighta zoned out or something in a cutscene, totally missed that Zanza split off just a piece of his soul.

@@GalvatronRodimus I don't think they explained that actually

@@linkalot7415 It’s explained when Zanza is revived

And Rain

@@emblemblade9245 and we can't forget how Melia is the worst written character in the game. It's not like she has complex emotions with a good backstory or deals with a lot of loss and heartache throughout the game and has to come into her own in order to help her friends and become a dependable leader for her people, totally a badly written character.

@@LivLogan Um... I'm sorry, is that sarcasm? I actually don't know, I'm horrible at figuring it out, especially on the internet.

@@katiemckinney9456 yes it’s sarcasm lol, In the ign video they say melia is a weak character, I was just listing off the reasons why that is simply not true lol

@@LivLogan Ah. I see. I didn't know for sure, because I remember watching a video on Future Connected, and what you said contradicted my memories of that.

when your pc ruleslawyers you

Didn’t rosalina do that?

@@man-spider8365 yes, yes she did

@@fujin151 so its not mario

@@salt8888 yes it's not Mario it was my goddess rosa

well but kirby is a god that CAN possibly rewrite the universe and look at that, its the second best charachter in the tierlist