your church youth group leader 

That is true

true is that

True is true

True dat

Epic

"Native Americans actually used to sit like this"

Ive always called it criss cross apple sauce

@@basedandchristpilled it's Indians Not native American. Ask one, on any reservation. They don't say native American. They say Indian.

revmpandora no we don’t

MrTimstee762 shut up, Indian

Lane Gorley and also a small statistical chance he was molested. but let’s be real here, the guy didn’t even make it into More Cheese, Please! There’s no way gubs kid version was getting the diddles.

@@MIRACLECHEEZ are you basically saying that Gus didn't get diddle by a kid-diddler when he was a kid?

I was thinking about sending this to my youth group leader, but holy shit that last part! I cant do it now. Damnit

Gideon E Send it anyway

@@parryyotter they will say stuff like: "Oh my heaven, how could you?" Or "I cant believe you would think that's okay" My humor is too dark for them, that's why I dont hangout too much with them, either. Good people, tho

The Action Bible was where its AT.

I've had Manga Bible

Was it the Doom comic? I mean, it is christian...

Oh yeah a few kids at my old church had those

That book is badass dude

Yo what?

He was referring to one of several New testament Bible verses such as Mark 14:36, Romans 8:15, Galatians 4:6, etc. which talk about how we can call God "Abba" which translates in English to "Daddy". It's referring to God as a caring father.

indeed

In theory that should work, but he has no clue what he is saying when he says that to younguns

Sorry daddy ive been a bad boy You can get the cross to punish me

Is an entire bottle of wine more than a bottle of wine?

🤔 Only if you bless it with holy water.

@@monalisa-bs4zs you drink the bottle as well

also the words said before the crucifixion

And then DIO drinks all of it

Yep

Chris Henn delicious

Don't tell Jakey

Cargo khakis, gross and grassy Mom's spaghetti

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-BQXHnWkjYso.html

lmao

The meme with the shortest lifespan of the year lmao

The Josh

I think it’s second to “we need to talk”

fr

Better than "come" around the circle.

Share something interesting about yourself

@@sayloltothetroll6806 oh fu-

Dead parent?! pretty high on the list...

Statistics don't lie

statistically speaking is a homosexual man preying on a young boy. The church is against homosexuality. Maybe authorities of church should be vetted on their sexuality. Oh wait. It's not okay to persecute homosexuals....Somethings got to give if you want change.

@@darbeefarb2491 Please show me said statistics as I can find no studies on homosexuality correlating with sexually abusing children

@@darbeefarb2491 Is this guy's name Christian, or is his name Roberts and he's just so godly that he added it to his username? Either way this guy fukin' sucks lol

If were an indoor youth group, they would have that black box tv with the old vhs player in the back of the room too

In my youth group we can actually play normal music off RU-vid over the speakers in our building

Praise

It was hit and miss, but the CD player was perfect. Plus the box for said CD player probably now holds activity sheets from the 70's.

lmao, ik its an actual fact your eardrums vibrate but that was brilliant

I'm from Poland and we call it "Turkish sitting/sitting like a Turk"

We in Germany call it tailor's seat.

I’m from California and we say criss cross

@@haresh6557 We say the same in Maine. At least, where I'm from we do.

@@haresh6557 same here

so it’s not just me

Thats how i feel when my pastor says "ok were gonna wrap up this chruch service

"we're coming to a close" holy Jesus relief

Okay so is this some sort if trauma I never knew I've had orrrr

the seritonin that one sentence can provide. i had to watch it again.

Why did I read that as backflashes..

@@justbg do you wanna borrow my eyes

Samee! They just fucking taper a paper with a cartoon skateboy on it and then you have the thing all kids find so funny!

ikr

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven turn to him before it is too late God Bless

Would they not notice someone filming him with a camera???

@@clownfromclowntown because they are youtubers? Or acters idk

I imagined your voice in the Butthead voice

Yes

@@clownfromclowntown they’re the cameraman they are invincible

well yeah. that's what it's like in real life

@@colorbar.s sad but true

Well shit, guess I’m not gay anymore

Haha catholics still haven't blood atoned their false prophets.

@@grimace5800 almost every christian ever: read the bible, gay is a sin The bible: The fuck you talking bout, I never said that

explain :(

Yes

as a christian myself, this is 100% accurate

Everybody i met was just overly nice and “forgiving” to the point it was cringe inducing. But hardly ever hostile.

Why do I read this with a southern accent

help

help

help

Help

Help

It also happens to be a BJJ choke

@@robo9466 BJJ gang

@@thatartemi yessir

what is k

@@thatsabingo6695 Relient K is a Christian band

@@etho9752 oh ok thanks

@@thatsabingo6695 Ketamine

I remember buying a Reliant k CD... When the WOW collections didn't feel like enough.

Holy shit, didn't even know you watched gus

Surprised to see you here

I forgot you existed I used to watch you years ago back in the cube smp days. Damn.

Is that that DisneyXD guy?

Bro

My old youth pastor was literally named Josh lol

That and the statistical molestation part.

And the broken CD player

My name is Josh. I'm sorry for my name.

What about the “also, if you are named after a bible character, I will quite literally treat you as if you were my own child because clearly having a bible name makes you holy” pastors? They’re always fun...

🤷‍♂️ unfortunately it's too common to ignore

You could always cut the last part out

@Mahojo Hodge w... wait

So it was statistically you huh

MagicMarshN80 maybe

I know right, he absolutely nailed the delivery of that line! An adult trying to get you to trust them by saying things in a casual manner. Even the ‘ah’ before it is is spot on.

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO??!! IF WE JUST LET YOU DO IT THEN OUR ASSES GET IN TROUBLE!!

Holiday In haha it’s the right thing to do- I am laughing because he nailed the acting of it.

Thank you for the clarification. I thought he said jew! Which made...half sense.

wtf if I was that teacher i woulda snatched that shit right out his hands

dude what church did you go to????

@@scales9354 I,m not really religious but it was just one in my really small town

@@Askel1337 wild

basically the same thing if you do it right

Plot twist: the tye dye paint has mercury in it

My liver doesnt work anymore.

MrLopsidedCrab here lies your liver ????-2 weeks ago

@@davadreviewer5509 3 weeks*

@@site19s_finest 4 weeks

i'd rather not die

I have been trying to accurately describe praise/contemporary christian music for the longest time and this, this is it!

Yo bro from which country

Is there any equivalent in Islam? Cheesy religious themed summer camps based around the study of the Quran?

@@pschexy945 probably not ive heard they actually respect their faith and dont do stupid stuff like that

@@pschexy945 we dont haha. Its proper learning of the recitation, translation, context, history.

@@pschexy945 Yeah we have in Turkey(don't know about other Muslim countries) but from what I've heard they usually beat you up and make you learn verse's but I've never been to one(My parents are Atheist and I am) it's called Quran Course in Turkey. It's not summer camps though and it's mostly for conservative parents sending their children away when they are at work.

A Moose we should get jerseys.. cause we make a good team

I’m having violent flashbacks after i realized what he meant by that 😳😳

I didn't get that joke until you spelled it out (te he) thanks!

What does this mean. Am slow

@@user-sh2rc1mz5e en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relient_K

Lmao ! My mom kept that hillsong playing thru out my childhood.

And bethel

My mom always listened to K Love in the car. I know way more shitty Christian music than I care to admit.

@@lasagna312 oh same. That and the wow hits CD. We literally listened to the same 15 songs the whole year. Its hell.

@@lasagna312 don't worry that was every extremely devout christian parent and it sucks

rip

Oh he got you too?

"Make no mistake on why we are here, this is an extermination."

I mean Skillet is dope

There’s actually some really good ones once you start digging

Well, modern Christian music that is. My church sings hymns, which, imo, sound a lot more genuine and sincere

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven turn to him before it is too late God Bless

@@roxassora2706 Exactly

I didn't understand that joke until I read the comments, for a moment there I wondered why American youth groups were all on ketamine

as a complete nerd, I thought of potassium for some reason

Yeah I didn’t get it until I came to the comments

he didn't mean ketamine?

Yum yum my favorite snacc

makes sense

Except that unforgiveness is one of the few explicitly mentioned ways to forfeit your salvation according to Matthew 6:15. This guy just disqualified himself from being a youth minister. If the average clergyman had this inner monologue, we’d be seeing a lot more illegitimate and disqualified clergymen.

@@mechadoggy Bold of you to assume that most clergymen are actually made accountable to the laws and values contained within the Bible.

Charles Châtenay for President 1900 Of course they’re going to be made accountable, much more accountable than the average person. As it is written, “Not many of you should become teachers, my fellow believers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly.” (James 3:1)

@@mechadoggy It can be written like that all it likes. The reality is that no, many clergymen are not made accountable. All you have to do is have a vague familiarity with the history of pedophilia within the catholic church, or knowledge of just how many priests there are who are closeted homosexuals or who cheat on their wives/get divorces, to know that. Plenty of preachers hypocritically preach hate. Plenty of them pick and choose scripture. Christianity by its very nature is a religion of contradictions and exceptions, don't be so naive.

Charles Châtenay for President 1900 “history of pedophilia within the catholic church, or knowledge of just how many priests there are who...” Good thing I’ve never been Catholic then

If imagine you weren't the only one...

Same

I already did

Me too 🤣

Same

That sounds exactly like how a mild-mannered conservative religious dude tries to be assertive.

Em because lots of the covers have dark imagery on it

Yes

@@Chrishum Is this a protestant thing? I've only really heard this from protestants, or maybe the Catholics I know aren't crazy

@Ian Lilley No idea. I guess it’s to do with the fact that Harry Potter books tend to focus on witchcraft, which is a sin in Christianity

Starting in the 2000s, lots of priests/bishops have given opinions about the book. The general initial consensus was that the books were either harmless or even beneficial, with them illustrating good Christian values. It wasn’t until some German sent Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger (later Pope Benedict XVI (later Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger)) a letter saying the books were evil or whatever. I think it’s something about distorting Christianity in the soul. Ratzinger set back a letter, thanking the dude and sharing the sentiment. Later the letter was made public. Following this, various priests criticized the books’ promotion of witchcraft and the occult - the idea that you can use supernatural means to violently shape the world around you is a big no-no not only philosophically, but practically for whatever percentage of Catholics who believe in such a thing existing. Not surprising if you’ve performed, witnessed or heard about an exorcism. Personally, I don’t, but that’s irrelevant to this topic. There’s also comparisons of occult knowledge being compared to Gnosticism, a heresy. In fact that’s where witchcraft falls as far as I know, heresy, not sin. Then you’ve got the freaks who believe the spells are real, those priests in Poland burning a heap of the books, and some priest in Tennessee banning them from the school he’s a pastor at in the long-long ago of 2019. Media spread the more controversial stories, throw in the pope, now you’ve got middle-aged Catholics everywhere believe JK Rowling is an instrument of the devil and her books are his works. To be clear, the Catholic Church as no official stance. The consensus is that they’re at worst harmless, the non-sheep with half a brain who oppose them do it because of dangerous themes, the whackjobs who believe the magic in the books are real are the most vocal and generate the bigger spectacle, sheep follow the whackjobs, Gus ends up flipping around Harry Potter books. Edit: Probably Voldemort’s quest for immortality and the idea of the ends justifying the means also played a role, but mostly the whackjobs.

You're not wrong.

You watched the end

@@christopherhosein9288 and that impacts my decision how?

Except for the molestation, right?

​@@mysteriouslyseeing yeah, totally...

That's what I always say before starting my devil worshipping rituals

@@nickkohlmann *child molesting rituals

@@nickkohlmann cringe

@@nicklol328 You really can't take a joke can you

@@papabroly8000 No, we're not talking about you here

@dayum son Probably. Either that or C. Some other videos are just too irreverent to be B.

@Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 As I started watching more of his videos, I realized B is extremely implausible. As a Christian, there are some lines you just don't cross, and he doesn't just toe the line, he goes way beyond it.

He’s a from the Midwest. Every midwestern person grew up in the church

his mom is super religious -- so prolly a

I think it's B. I remember him talking about going to church in the H3 Podcast.

Dark, yet accurate.

@@s70rk Yep! I went to a Catholic school in England and the Pastor opened a sweat shop and hosted discos at the Cathedral just to do that!

Your cheeks won’t be when the Preist opens them up

@@s70rk wowie woah wait, that’s ACCURATE?

@@wowiewoah6105 have you been living under a rock?

Feels extra spicy knowing he's from Wisconsin, which of course has always respected native Americans and definitely never tried to stifle their cultures in every way besides place names 🤔

Lol I caught that to he didn't want to offend anyone.

i was once put in time out because i didn't know what "criss cross applesauce" meant

@@tacokoneko I was raised to say indian sty... I didn't even know what criss cross applesauce was until about 3 years ago. My friend told their kid to do that and I was like "wait, criss cross what?" Being single in your 30s might not be such a good thing.

@@futurepath I’m reformed, I’m not as progressive as other churches are in the modern US

Sola fide is a loser ideology.

Just saw my best friend from bible camp 15 years later. Everyone wanted us to date at the time. Turns out I’m gay and she’s a lesbian. So that’s a fun update haha.

Rest in peace.

I know that part completely caught me off guard

you know it makes it so much fucking funnier if you repeat the joke and show your reaction.

Least you're not gay. Then you'd be out a summer camp.

Papa Jerry mine has a Jeep doing a flip on a vine in the jungle

I had that one too 😂

Not sure why a skater would be scaling a mountain, a hiker makes more sense.

Papa Jerry This has absolutely nothing to do with anything but what anime is your pfp from because I swear I have seen it before

@@pjspriteanimations4905 It is from Samurai Pizza Cats, specifically Polly Esther.

My doctor said the same thing during my prostate exam

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow he really said that huh? so crazy omg.

That was goold

“I feel God in this Chili’s tonight” -Pam Beesly 2006

Me when fingering gods bussy

What.

Ok, I'm not a native speaker but I think there is a sliiiiight difference between "detached from reality" and simply "not following the youth trends"

ShureLock Jesus would want you to get heatstroke

jesus actually made marvel

Hm I think red still sus

He's already well into Phase 4

@@darrellcovello7917 Gus is way ahead of the MCU, hes on phase 7

When are we going to get the GEU trilogy 😤😤

There's always the one cool guy volunteer because he can relate.

And then do the depressed cynic who is way too old for youth group but still goes so he can negatively influence all the 10 year olds with comminuted propaganda Just me? Ok.

I know a girl who ended up dating her young youth group leader (I assume after she turned 18 but), and it's always skeeved me out even though they're only a few years apart.

he has a guitar and he just pulls it out of no where every time

@@reedplaysgames Lmao. Accurate!

I GET IT

Don’t understand

#pinktuxtotheprom

They made some bangers

@@IantheDugan Relient K is a pop punk/Christian rock band

same

The truth hurts. And it's still funny.

Complete opposite here. I was really worried we weren't going to get the pedo joke that close to the end

@Val B Me too. I was literally like, "is he going to mention molestation?"... and figured he definitely would not, but then BAM. He hits us with the good stuff.

Send it to them anyways, you coward

Definitely.

Definitely

Definitely.

definitely

definitely

bruh what typa camps you going to?

@@zirc_ oh yeah it was great :')

The drug past thing is so legit. The youth pastor with the drug history had her husband steal the church Van from my church as a teen.

Yeah, he did say almost that.

no

"somebody pray for me"

Crimson Edits no.

@@crim9768 Praying for you also

Not to many prayers, you’ll make him too powerful

Cat greatest band of all time tho no 🧢.

Kevschnibbletz without a doubt yes

I was gonna say "dare you to move" buuut that's Switchfoot, oops

Can someone explain?

I deadass thought it was a ketamine joke

Society

🤣🤣🤣yep

In camp they made a song were we couldn't make out or we would get stds.

I went to a “Christian school” in elementary and I remember many many times people openly swore and got away with it.

hey not all Christians hate gay people in my church (ELCA) gay people can be pastors

What are the Tornado Twins?

Okay, but how tf are you not verified?

Isn't you channel info "we make videos" kinda "inspired" by pewdiepies channel info "I make videos"?

Maybe

I think you, I, and the other 12 people who liked this comment understand this joke

I hope you're not sick of relient K, cause then you'd want to throw their CDs away.

@@themanlyadventuresofianrun6290 I would have to own one to throw it away. Thankfully I never wasted my money.

@@OfficialMarkZuckerberg they are a great group, I'm not sure why all the hate for them.

@@Lazy_eye_blobFish I don't hate them. I just don't like them.

"Indian style" refers to actual India. It's a basic yoga pose. You can stop feeling weird now, you're welcome!

Nikedemos it usually refers to first nations as they sat around fires in ceremonies and stuff

In elementary school my teachers always called it sitting “criss cross applesauce”. We should use that one instead because it is not offensive and it is much cuter.

@鍾益飛 I never thought of the day when someone would find something wrong with Criss cross apple sauce

Oh wow 😂😂

Was that "i-" really necessary

I will buy it

YES

Please. Now.

it better be tie dye

@@maximumorgans oh YES. Genius.