{YTP} ~ Eccentric Severe 2mors 

what was the text 👁️

the world needs to know 👁️

agree

tell us what the text was supposed to be >:)))

you gotta tell us man please

Almost as poignant as the ending about shoplifting, as it pertains to nationwide chains.

Prevent some snitchuations.

Or you could just do your job. Shoplifting and not doing your job are not the epic "anti-capitalist rebellionz!!!!" acts you think they are. You're only serving to make the manager's job harder, which means hour cuts, higher prices, and a generally shittier experience for everyone shopping there. Most people who shop at big chains are unfortunately lower-class, and it's an extremely white and privileged take to think that shoplifting or slacking is doing anything to the big corporations. In reality you're only screwing over the underpaid workers who have to pick up your slack, and the lower-class families who shop there.

​@@Seydaschutrue tho

1:30

This came up while I was reading it here, HONESTLY, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

@@FriskDrinksBrisk idk, but you do know you miss out on an extra joke or two by not turning on the captions, right? js! 👍

​@@favoritemustard3542 I know. I'm not a noob to the dathings fandom. Im just too digitally lazy.

​@friskdrinksbrisk wait how is Undertale a game about you?

@@FriskDrinksBrisk You're legitally dazy.

this is your boss from the hoi4 mod - get back to work

🤣🤣☠️

This is why I used to play Total Anger Management Playcase a lot back in the day. It was the only thing that would help against all the incredibly discomfortable uncomfort of all my relatives checking me out.

Me too, bro, me too

3:21

That's true! (Peter wavy face)

We all learn something new!

free screensavers!

How convenient! Then all you have to do is put them in the back seat and press the little button, and eject them out onto the road.

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*higher margins update

A variation of this is actual Target policy. If it doesn't scan and they can't look it up (both in their system, as well as online) they can just assign it a price themselves based on similar products.

I do this all the time at my job lol

I happen to know for some reason, that as of a few years ago cashiers at safeway could apply a price correction to an item, which would bring the price down by as much as entered into the system. Over a certain dollar amount would require a managers authorizartion codes and badge scan, however there was no restriction on how manyvtimes this function could be applied to an indiviual item in a transaction and the maximum dollar amount allowable to discount without authorization wouldn't take long for a cashier to familiarize themselves with. And if one is fast with a touch display input and doesn't mind the repeated motion of running the same function several times, they could theoretically discount an entire grocery order down to a few cents. I happen to know it was once possible, if it was done, and if it still is possible...who can say.

"If the customer jokes about it 'being free' you are allowed to punch them. The law is on your side."

What’s the time stamp?

​@@GabyGeorge19965:56

Brenius. Gavo.

This might be the only time Loss has ever been funny.

@@nersharific813 Gene Yuss.

Relatable

I was a broken egg on the floor once

That is less than honest... CLEARLY this type of situation is potato chips?

@@creativelibertiesweretaken3366they locked me in a store

@@mizukittyakinyamaa retail store

Once I saw a man put a box of cookies in his jacket in a supermarket, but I didn´t get into a snitchuation

'Snitchin Impossible'@@artoodiitoo

If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't

That 1¢ will always make it true... & funny.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembered about the original one

Here's to being replaced by self checkout my guy

Remember, we want to be able to control you

What do you do now?

ex-Walmart, ex-Dollar Tree, needed a laugh

@@Jason0binladenhe was already replaced, hence the “ex” part.

You know it was inevitable in a video about "stop loss"!

Let us know how the reincarnation works out.

@Wilberforce95 got hit by a truck, the loss? Human life LOL

5:55

*You ought to know....."(sorry, I got too humourous in singing along)

So glad to see other people appreciate Billy Joel!!!

​@@SimonTonekhamyou otta know!

​@@FriskDrinksBriskYou can pay Uncle Sam with some pennies...

​@@SimonTonekhamis that money?

6:46

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Ikr

An unequal but most sexted welcome

Yai!

It would be a crime against humanity if you do not record and upload it. (mostly so it, too, can be YTP-ified)

1:30

least transphobic grocery store attendant

woaw

At least they weren't bananas.

Smooth move, ex-lax!

he said "may i have a nice day"

To me, that's unacceptable.

*misteaks

- Rob Boss

I'll be hitting the New York strip (sealed, 2 count)

This instructional video still lacks something though; It would be nice if we could look at the consumers' balls.

Great to see you alive and still kickin' it noisepuppet.: 3

Don't get into any eggcidents out there.

@@Phoeeebs I'll just notify a mammoth and come back in half an hour

First signature right here. @friskdrinksbrisk

Second signature here. @TheColorHopeIsBlue

eccentric severe threemors

Eggcentric Severed 2Mores*

communist

@@tardwranglersinc7666 true!

@@tardwranglersinc7666 Heyyy me too :>

@@stardustpan Imagine being against freedom

​@@tardwranglersinc7666 Right! Imagine being against the freedom of having like 4 days of the week free and instead working for like 5 days of the week for 8 hours to bring profits to your boss xD

Lul! It's the mammoth!

A grin with a covert tooth

It was the perfect 80s/90s meta for this video! 😂

Your only hope at that juncture would be if an unfortunate accident befell the store building. Yes, that would be a terrible shame. I see there's a sale on charcoal starter. Aisle 12.

Unless there's something really wrong with the managers, they will want you to tell them about the shoplifting, and will not write you up for failing to stop it. In fact they might write you up if you try to stop it, or if you didn't tell them that you witnessed it. Although the situation is different if you are security personnel.

It actually depends on store policy, which is contingent on the brand you work for/country you live in. From my experience, you're specifically trained for how to deal with suspected shop-lifters: 1. Do not directly confront the shop-lifter. This could cause the situation to escalate out of control, such as causing them to become violent or flee. 2. (a) Notify the nearest store manager either directly (if present nearby) or via the store's intercom system, or (b) notify plain-clothes security personnel (if present nearby) - at my store, they were known by name and they all wore a specific pair of branded sunglasses that you can't buy commercially to tip you off if you don't know them. 3. Maintain view of the shop-lifter at all times where possible, but do not approach. 4. If the shop-lifter attempts to interact with you for any reason, treat them normally as you would any other customer. If possible, use the opportunity to encourage them to speak to a manager and offer to call one on the intercom. 5. In the case of known shop-lifters, refer to any photos distributed by management, where applicable. Follow the same protocol as with suspected shop-lifters. I'd love to know what store you worked at that encouraged you to attempt to stop a shop-lifter yourself or you'd get a write-up. Rule 1 was Rule *1* for a reason, since it specifically states not to because they could get violent. Unless you're store security, you're not to engage.

It's better that you casually strike up a conversation, get their name, and then call the police after de-escalating. One less problem!

@@tardwranglersinc7666 actually it's best if you let them steal because massive corporations are not our friends

Imagine

Was it more like dropping pickle jars on the floor or rotating peppers in your mind?

Yeah. Where I live, the interest rate hykes are getting pretty bad. I absolutely get this mentality.

a maAAamOTH 🤣🤣🤣 sends me into a fit Everytime.

"If you see something, no you didn't."

As a third-party vendor, I approve this message 😂

This may be the only time I get to say this: Mewtwo:Cats::Frieza:Lizards Prove me wrong

I could not believe it the first time I saw it, that's one of the best jokes from any of these videos

I kept expecting the pope to show up at the end just like in the Wow! it's Made series

My condolences. ❤

Paper taper taper towels

You’re welcome to cry. I’d be happy to offer you a towel.

Paper Taper Towns did not impress

I missed it? Or miss the context

*Refigeration*, of course.