100% Blind Reaction to the WORST JOBS in the IMPERIUM | Warhammer 40k Lore 

Krieg is ovverated

Fortunately for Nux, Luetin has done a video on them.

I would recommend Arch video about krieg. ​@@cygmas7

True

Dem shovel Boyz are a few squigez short of a squige pie.

And that was how little Jimmy ended up being a catamite to Lord Inquisitor Nuxanor.

Nux: Slavery is perfectly fine! Racist slavery is crossing a line though

He needs to react to ‘the last church’, ‘survivor’ ‘The legend of Ryn’s Might’ He also needs to get to the Bro-venture chapters of Emperor TTS

@@nofuxgivens2797 Best bit from the Bro-venture series (as short lived as it became): "I would like to pet this creature!"

Waiting for nux to go tru most of the best parts of 40k will took a millennia cuz of the volume of content this universe have, at least check the Last Church next 💀

@aidanjackson5084 mine is the fact that Vulkan love hugs everyone to the point they are nearly crippled

It's also pretty good in the world of 40k actually, although it does depend on who is writing it sometimes

And, just to put Guard armour into perspective, the standard issue "flak" armour is quite capable of resisting lasfire (at least, from standard lasguns/pistols. Hellguns and lascannons are a bit much for it). That's like having body armour capable of stopping something like a 50 cal or 20mm. In 40k? Basically tissue paper.

Old man lore made a good video on them. You can recharge the ammo by tossing the magazine into a fire.

​@themalcontent100 Yes, its temporary and that ruins the power pack and is a waste of resources

The biggest xeno flex was T'au Fire Warriors killing a Dreadnought and finding out it predated their entire species by several millenia.

@@isengarde9490shit made me laugh the tau are like bullet ants they hurt but are nothing

Truth!

did i ever tell you of corpse starch, and who makes it

​@@andrew49913 they make them from dead people, the dark eldar keeps you alive and continues to torture you until they find you unsatisfactory and be turned into a living trophy. So, nope!

@@velstadtvonausterlitz2338being captured by a dark eldar isn’t a job. It’s a nightmare. A corpse starch maker could end up as a corpse grinder cultist

But in regiments from Krieg and Catachan, it is noted that *Commissars* are often found wanting instead of some poor Guardsmen who needed to tie his boots up and proper. Though, this is mostly due to the fact that Kriegsman outperform Commissars, and the Jungle Troopers *really* don't like being told what to do.

@@isengarde9490 Commissars rarely survive long with the Jungle Rambos

Uh, no. There's land raiders that go rogue and start killing combatants and the the machine spirit in Titans Somtimes does it's own thing. In 40k you can have Complex and even thinking machines. The Machiens however cannot be SAPIENT. If it's Sapient then it becomes Abominable Intelligence.

@@PhthaloGreenskin lmao. I love your "uh, no ". Especially for someone who apparently didn't read what he was typing as he typed it. Just using the examples you give, there is lore arguing whether or not Machine Spirits may or may not be rudimentary AI, or in the case of the Titans, possibly straight up gestalt psychic residue combined with the rudimentary AI . Secondly, to both of your examples, the vast majority of humanity in fact is scared shitless by the concept of Machine Spirits. Hence why when even their toaster acts up, they literally take the damned thing to a priest to have him ask the toaster what would make it happy so it will work properly again... Or did you forget why they are referred to as the Priests of Mars? But, you go ahead and "um, actually" all day my neck bearded friend. Go fondle your toaster and may the Emperor protect.

They can also be use for sentient real surgical practice’s, experimentation, battle canon father, expendeble big power canons, simuletions, nut punchers, a life size doll for your kids, a rumba, a sex doll Or a practice dummy for fire practice so you dont have to waste real human lives, truely a live saver invention by our glory leaders.

THOSE JEWISH ALLEGATIONS ARE CRAZY!!!👀ツ

@@Hecarim420 allegations?

The greedy fucker with a nearly unlimited amount of gold is named after a jewish word? What could GW have meant by this?

Does Gelt come from the german word Geld or vice versa?

@@vincentvonderlinden6952 Im not 100% but I think Yiddish is essentially a German dialect.

Catachanian: No Banablade-sized monsters, no deadly fauna, no overwhelming odds? I'm so fucking bored here

@@macewindu3492 Commissar orders Catachan platoon to drop and do twenty push ups, their immediate response; "Go fuck yourself!"

`That is when I began to believe. God was real, and he hated us.` ABSOLUTE METAL

@@darthcalanil5333 chills Everytime

Vengeance for Monarchia!

On one hand, it's an incredible quote, *but on the other hand, ya kinda ruined everything, Lorgar!*

@@isengarde9490 Erebus is the true villain of the 40k verse. He even sees the Chaos Gods as instruments to gain power.

😂😂😂😂In my head, I read this in Horus' voice from the trailer. Goated stuff

+1

He seems pretty good. Nothing egregious so far... But he's not Live From The Black Library or The Pontius.

Eye my humble opinion you might be right

One word: Storyteller.

The odd thing there is that those servitors are often seen as holy (and more often they get better parts) Criminals are the ones that end as Roombas for the severs

Took that straight from soviet comissar playbook. 💀

He needs to listen to the song!

Hell YEAH!!! RYLANOR THE ANCIENT OF RITES!!!!

HELL YEAH! RYLANOR THE ANCIENT OF RITES!!!!!!

I absolutely agree! How much of a Gigachad Rylanor was can't even be measured.

Too early

It's soo much worse.

Nux: the Imperium can't be that bad. Ms. Bitters: Oh, you poor doomed child.

Used to be? Inquisitor Clousseau just departed from my office. We just finished a briefing.

Certain variants of combat servitors are exclusively made of violent criminals because the vat grown ones are deemed too docile.

Imagine defending your home that well that a Primark just goes good job you'd make a great servitor.

I can see the Iron Warriors doing that…

Read master of mankind, theres a mother who stole food, who got turned into a servy had her stuff ripped off teeth yanked out heavy bolter grafted to her and sent off after being lobotomized, whom when dying had a moment of clarity remembering her family. I'd imagine it's not vat grown clones, sounds like a waste of resources when thieves are abundant

@@twinphalanx4465 Many servitors are vat grown especially the cherubs.

In this environment you'd WISH you were behind the elephant with a shovel.

Ndaq nu

"Still, could be worse"

I can assure you its not.

Then there's Guilliman, who does paperwork for 22 hours, cries due to the state of the Imperium, eats at his desk and then cries himself to sleep

@@macewindu3492 Hey! I resemble that remark.

@@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium is it inaccurate?

@macewindu3492 I neither confirm nor do I deny it

That would be the best thing to ever happen

​@AlbinSchough Seriously. "Never in my life have I needed something so badly and never known it until I heard it." Am I right?

DK: Hey! Someone who knows less than me!

@@Myomer104 That's exactly what I was thinking too.

Nah, soy podcast.

I cannot wait to see his reaction to the skaven

And then Age of Sigmar

They also sometimes just need some so will just start taking regular people.

It doesn't surprise me at this point

He will defect and join the Ork's

Yes, Nux must suffer the knowledge of the demonicolaba as we have. Weshammer made the best video on it imo though

Adeptis ridiculous is another good one

Same! It’s an oddly satisfying feeling lol

Exactly. There are planets like Cadia that have 70% of it's population at arms (or did back when there WAS a cadia) and hive cities like Necromunda but the bulk of planets are "Civilized worlds" where things are left to their own devices without any sort of goal in mind. Many of these live a life that we in the 3rd millenium would recognise as "normal" These planets are pretty good but generally are undefended and easily lost. An agri-world produces food and just produces food. It's important. A forge world makes machines. That's important. A hive world makes machines but also lots and lots of cannon fodder. That's important. But you average civilized world would be forgotten. Many don't even really pay tithes except if the imperium comes to collect it. People would live and die in ignorance, thinking their every day world is the same across the Imperium. Maybe you don't even believe in Chaos as a threat. Surely The Emperor wouldn't allow such a thing. And then the news says that communications with the rest of mankind has been cut off. That's weird. Then the sky is blotted out by insect-like creatures as your planet is the next dinner for the Tyranids. Or maybe someone discovers a weird-looking old metal bunker and touches some glowy green panel and now there are ancient egyptian skeleton robots. Or maybe some Dark Eldar thought it would be fun to ruin such an innocent world.

It's a great video

Every time i hear of this i get reminded that there is a theory it was just a prank from the other Chaosgods. If that is the Case, it would be hilarious.

@@jakobmikota1543 nah, chaos god (the 3) can't pull off something like this to Zeetch. I believe it was Outer Beings that lived in deep warp/outer warp.

I am once again asking for your Lion, Son of the Forest

Vox in the Darkness is massively underrated

Someone doesn't understand the warp the imperial truth died when the emperor ascended the throne they need religion it's literally the only guard you really have against warp corruption although it's current for his definitely although it's current form definitely holds the imperium back

@@sambob8019 Then humanity was never worthy of the Emperor nor his truth and never will be if he and his ideals have been reduced to nothing more than a crutch for the greedy and the corrupt to exploit.

Arch covered that I would love to see nuxs reaction to the siege of vraks

Its even worse. A thousand psykers die a day yes but its not like they beltfeed them in every 84 seconds. They will get drained for a prolonged amount of time from days to weeks or if you are unlucky resilient for months.