Ahsoka Is Finished For Disney! 

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wait a second.....Sabine is the one responsible for the rise of the "First Order" which then completely destroyed an entire Star System and billions of people? how is she supposed to be a likable protagonist once the dots are connected? She's legit worse than Darth Vader and Darth Sidious combined.

After calling Ahsoka a "Ronin", he should have called Sabine a "Seal team 6 operator".

Imagine watching 10+ seasons of an animated children's cartoon and the next season is inexplicably in live action.

"We need to pull some Holdo maneuvers" gives me brain aneurysm every time.

A while back I concluded that Disney SW isn't a story so much as a collection of cool-sounding remarks patched together across randomly-occurring scenes, intended for people with zero attention span. If you take every line and every scene as an individual existent and not parts of a coherent whole, it "makes more sense". And this does appeal to people who have never had to employ their long-term memories to retain information, with Alexa, Siri, and Wikipedia at their fingertips.

I'm so glad Disney is stupid enough to go after Matt and Tray. Proof that we can take a joke, but Disney can't.

Calling Ahsoka a ronin is like how Boba Fett is a daimyo in TBoBF. Cool in theory but doesn't make a lot of sense in the setting.

Nothing hurt me more than Ashoka’s sword fighting… you’re telling me the lady who was trained by the greatest duelist in the galaxy (second only to Mace Windu) fights like she is afraid of their weapon… and she is a grey force user meaning she pull strength from both light and dark making her extremely powerful… but she moves like a 75 year old woman walking around the mall.

Two middle aged clams stumbling around waving sticks at each other is peak Disney Star Wars. Filoni is a genius.

Sabine Wren was a trained Mandalorian versed in basic Mando combat, an explosives expert, an expert marksman, a super talented engineer that no one could copy, a talented repair technician that is able to repair anything like ship engines and weapons, is able to defeat Clone Wars veteran Mandalorian soldiers like Gar Saxon in 1v1 combat, attended in the Imperial Academy, was a fantastic Tie fighter pilot, designed a super weapon (without any help) that baffles other Imperial/Rebel/Mandalorian Engineers, was a famous Bounty Hunter throughout the Galaxy and had other Bounty Hunters owe her favors, is able to wield a lightsaber without the force and fight Jedi 1v1, comes from a famous Mandalorian family (which is basically Royalty) and was a well known Galactic Artist because of her famous art......all before the age of 14 years old! And now she's a Jedi and Force sensitive. Even surviving getting stabbed by a Lightsaber. 😂

As someone who, as a child, sat in the cinema in 1977 and was enthralled by the real Star Wars, I'm so glad I avoided this nonsense fan-fic, and was only exposed to it via these funny videos. Thank you, RH, you're doing tremendous work. ...and Disney should be ashamed it itself. 🤣

There is a profound reason why more people responded positively to Andor over Ahsoka. And it's because no matter what, bad writing never wins.

The biggest insult of Ahsoka is the final desecration of Grand Admiral Thrawn. I had no expectations that they would do his character justice but holy Sith did they really make him a bumbling buffoon

In Thrawn's defense about only sending two tie fighters, they are two strong female characters so they'd definitely destroy however many ties he sends at them. Might as well keep a few.

Standing by someone _includes_ calling them out when they do stupid, selfish, dangerous $h!t.

Okay, I thought I was the only one who thought Ahsoka came off as a bit weird in the series. I mean between the goofy facial expressions, the constant posing after (even during) every fight and the weird Kata she kept doing. Which, I might add also looked as though she was trying to keep the prosthetic (Lekku) from falling off her head. Completely different than her dynamic performance in the Mandalorian 😂

He made witches because witches is easy writing and easy paychecks for phony, they can get you out of any writing situations with un explained magic

At this point, Dave Filoni treats Star Wars as if it is his franchise, not George Lucas’s. He bastardizes any concept for the sake of retelling it in his own way.

Imagine if Thrawn, the smartest person alive, had locked all the doors on the way up the tower. We know he didn’t because our heroes closed them from the inside when the zombies were chasing them! I know lightsabers cut through doors but we’ve seen countless times that it still takes at least some time. If they had to cut through every door on the way up Ezra probably wouldn’t have gotten on that destroyer! They may have been even overwhelmed by the zombies if they couldn’t cut fast enough since a locked door is basically a dead end...

The Zombie Stormtroopers are symbolic of what Star Wars has become.

I appreciate that you pointed out that Thrawn should've done more, lazy writing to keep the heroes alive sucks and it ruins characters that should be extremely interesting and dangerous. Edit: I literally said almost all of this to my bf yesterday and I'm only just watching the vid. Star wars fans unite!

These reviews are so much better than the show. You’re doing the lords work 🙏🏾

Never realized until this video that Lando escaping from the second death star does a victory "yee-hoo" much like Han did moments before the first death star exploded...that little moment was cooler then all of Ahsoka to me

The part where Thrawn explained his grand plan to the nightsisters, and one of them responded "What are we, some kind of Heir to the Empire?" was when I just stood up and started clapping and sobbing uncontrollably. Star Wars was saved! I knew from that moment on to never doubt Filoni again.

Disney also doesn't know how a genocide works. Grievous wiped out all of the witches besides Ventress. I could also accept Merrin surving, yet three others surviving and joining the empire, which had been lead by the mainiac who trained the aristocrat who ordered the genocide and later on killed Mother Talzin, their leader.

Thrawn: Send out 2 TIE fighters... Thrawn: No wait, that's exactly what they expect. Send out one TIE fighter. Thrawn: No wait, send out 2 TIE fighter pilots without ships, they really won't expect that... No wait, send out one TIE fighter pilot without a ship or a blaster ! Gold face: Genius and that's why you earn the Grand Admiral wage.

I still don't understand how nobody calls Feloni, Felony. Because it's a god damn crime what he's done to these characters.

I am so glad I wasn't the only one laughing at the ashoka light saber fighting....

I think Dave Filoni is also responsible for the single worst episode of Mandalorian ( the teenie-punk slow moving bikers ) so that puts things in perspective for me.

11:30 Important to note that some of these troopers only receive light scratches with the lightsabers but obviously die instantly since they are immediately ready to be reanimated. Compare that to Sabine...

Christopher Lee as Dooku was far more convincing with a lightsaber than Dawson, despite being twice her age (in 2002/2005 vs 2023). Dawson (I too like her, body, of work) is too old to play Ahsoka, and they'd have to recast in just a couple of years, but the piss-poor choreography can't be an age issue if Lee wipes the floor with Dawson

You made a good point. Thrawn should have loaded up the ship and should have been waiting in orbit. As soon as the ring arrived, they should have docked and left even before Ashoka got there.

Disney and Lucasfilm destroying another iconic female character. In other words water is wet.

Absolutely spot on.. You have Sabine going ape-shit, sacrifice the galaxy for Ezra but then when they meet it's barely a hug? Is she madly in love with him or something? I don't get it because why else would you jeopardize the galaxy for one other person. Doesn't make sense. Also, how does Ezra return? You mean all he had to do was steal a ship and escape? I thought they needed special hyper-drives and jump point locations.. At least you have some seriously hot actresses. Sabine and Mary Elizabeth Winstead are pretty damn cute. Ivanna looks like Elizabeth Olsen.

The weird thing is how enamoured some people are with FAILoni, the evidence for his incompetence is on screen for all to see but people still think he's a good at what he does.

So Ahsoka not only is a part of the reason why Anakin fell, but she is now a part of the reason why Thrawn returned. Filoni’s pet does way more harm than good

The Empire Strikes Back is in my opinion the best sci fi movie ever made. It just randomly blew my mind that these awful shows share the same universe. Robot Head for Prime Minister 😎

Ahsoka is now canonically responsible or had a hand in the rise of the Empire and First Order. By not being there for Anakin or telling anyone Palpy was grooming him when Darth Maul spilled the beans it led to Vader being a thing. That's ALL on Ahsoka. Now, her trying to train Sabine, someone super emotional (internally) who betrays the galaxy for a PLATONIC FRIEND, thus undoing said friend's sacrifice of 10 years to bring back a threat which will lead into the First Order and how billions more including the deaths of the OT heroes...Ahsoka has retroactively destroyed the Star Wars universe by simply existing.

Your bit about Thrawn calling Asohka a ronin reminded me of Zahn's use of Sturm and Drang as names of two pets. I remember thinking why do they know German in that other galaxy? lol

How can something continue to live up to expectations when it never lived up to expectations in the first place 🤔

Just so weird that the only "modern audience" they can get is people they have to pay to watch their movie and pay to give good reviews instead of making good movies people might like paying THEM to watch the movie they make. 🤷

The last time I saw writing this bad I was watching The Last Jedi.

Ok so, I really like Thrawn. Books show he’s a tactical genius, and in rebels he is actually a relatively competent villain who tends to gain something from every loss, and only truly loses due to circumstances outside his control. Bendu, Purgil, and those under his command disobeying him. So we have a competent villain who only ever truly loses to unexpected strategies and the force. The first episode shows promise, but my hopes were dashed. The worst thing is that in theory, he has a good plan and the means to accomplish it: -Thrawn has a way back to the galaxy. -The new republic still relies on people who may prefer his rule over the current one. -He has an alliance with Nightsisters, and the ability to resurrect dead troops. -The remaining empire either is willing to accept his leadership, or respect his authority. -Only four enemies nearby (admittedly 3 are Jedi) to deal with. So how can you even screw that up? He sacrifices limited troops like chess pawns, including leaving three potentially valuable allies to die, and all this wasted time to load up a few coffins. But that’s just normal incompetence. There’s an episode of the Clone Wars show where a bunch of Nightsister zombies are brought to life. I bring this up because the zombies were full-sprint fast. It just makes me sad.

One of the biggest waste of potential was what Filoni did with the actress who played Morgan. Diana Lee Inosanto is a skilled martial artist and stuntwoman ... even at 57 years old, you see how she out shines Rosario during the fight scenes... to bad they killed her off

Kathleen Kennedy is a demolition crew for childhoods

Thank you for taking one for the team and watching his for us so we didnt have to... You are the true MVP

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the editing by including the song "Horny" by Hot 'n' Juicy for Padme at that moment from AoTC. That was comedy gold. The Seinfeld cat fight references were a mighty fine addition too. Always guaranteed a good laugh with Robot Head videos.

They could have explored the ghost Anakin telling Asoka how he regrets his decisions and how he’ve done everything thinking he was saving Padme. Show that after died, he realized he could instead be together with Luke and Leia building a better future. They really missed the opportunity of exploring this side of Anakin at the same time Asoka would finally have her last lesson and graduation as a Jedi.

I didn't realize the cargo contents was significant. I just figured it was a plot device keeping Thrawn on the planet

Does anyone else suspect the possibility of a major change made to the season finale due to Baylan’s actors death?

Thrawn could have packed up all the cargo years ago. It's not like he was using the space for anything else. Even if we assume the line about the loading process being finished not being a mistake it just makes it worse. He could have let the ring come down while the last pieces of cargo were being loaded while the line was said or he could have flown up to the ring immediately afterwards. Maybe blast the tower as soon as you don't need it anymore!

Ariana Greenblatt, as young Ahsoka, puts the other lightsaber wielding actresses in the show to shame. And Daisy Ridley. Just watch Ariana and Hayden versus Rosario and Hayden. Give her a bit more training and she'll be the best female lightsaber wielder in Star Wars.

They saved money by putting an airplane neck pillow on her head instead of a costume?

Using the term Ronin means a direct link to planet Earth & humanity = us, living there. George was always absolutely determined that in SW there would be absolutely nothing at all that could make any such direct links to Earth & to us. The only thing allowed was that there are humans in the SW galaxy. No exact, only symbolic, historical or cultural references of any kind. And what does his "padawan learner" Dave Filoni do? Has Thrawn saying the term Ronin with the meaning it represents - to us. How can Thrawn & Ahsoka even know what a Ronin is? Have any of them been to Japan in our past? SW is meant to be fantasy, a space saga, FAR FAR AWAY! That it's Filoni of all the other brainless & unprfessional hacks they've hired making this decision just makes it worse.

"He always stood by me" Except that time she was thrown out of the Jedi Order, or the time Order 66 was initiated and most of the Jedi were killed by their clone soldiers. Or that time they met in the Imagination Station Warp place or the time they fought over the Sith Holocron. So apart from the four times he tried to either have her killed or kill her. He always stood by her 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It’s truly fascinating to watch earth Kk just blatantly lie like a professional psychopath. “It’s all about pleasing the fans” Like…WAAAT?!?

I made a comment about how this show would probably not get a second season due to low ratings around the 3rd episode and I got so many angry comments, where did those people go? seems like they just vanished after it was over

Another funny observation, where is Thrawn moving the storage from? They only show the ship, they never show any other buildings on the planet.

Ahsoka, the character Filoni added time travel to star wars for bc he couldn't bear to let go of his oc waifu.

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb" seems like the mantra of this show.

Sure wish it was *actually* finished and they wouldn't just bring it back.

Sabin single handedly doomed millions of people to die and Asshoka continues to compliment her. Plus she has no force powers but somehow throws Ezra over the Grand Canyon into the Star Destroyer, a feat no other Jedi has accomplished. The only shining light in this terrible series was Ray Stevenson, who I really wanted to see more of. His backstory of surviving Order 66 would have been really interesting, far better than anything shown in this series.

You know it only just occured to me.... Who exactly reported the tie attack on the shuttle successful? By the time they did damage their hands were in front of their faces if they weren't outright dead, the only person who could report something would be the sensor officer, but if that happened why weren't they watching the ship when it rescued them? Even the turbolaser officers would have seen the ship line of sight.

When Ezra pops up between those 2 stormtroopers the one the right stumbles back for no reason at all. He could've easily fire as soon as Ezra popped up cause he's at point blank range. But nope gotta stumble backwards because plot armor.

There's nothing weird in Thrawn using the word Ronan. Remember when Yoda downloaded the Force into Luke whom then opened his eyes and said: "I know Kung-fu"

The closer we get to the sequels, the dumber the shows become

The only two characters I cared about in this show: Baylan Skoll and Shin Hati. Both of them were antagonists and Ray Stevenson is dead irl. Stevenson was half the reason to watch that show. As for Thran, who cares that me made it back to the Star Wars galaxy. Why? We all know he’s just gonna send two tie fighters to attack Coroscunt while he sends 29 zombie storm troopers to attack something dumb. He has no credibility!

I literally just finished reading The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. Amazing book, I love C.S. Lewis, one of, if not my favorite author. I imagine the fact that he was a devout Christian would also drive these people crazy. Also, Aslan is an allegory for Jesus Christ, wonder if they even know that lol

I bet in season 2 Sabine will build a "motor" that can get them back to their galaxy by combining few items from the front pocket of her plot armor 😎 ... Cause she's sooo amazeballs 😍

There might be a season 2, but that's probably just to fulfill the terms of a contract.

Don't you love that characters can stand next to Star Destroyer blast explosions and nothing happens? Perfectly healthy!

oh wow i just saw the like counter on this video flip over to 1,000! And it's only been posted for an hour! Nice! i must have been number 999...fyi youtube has a little tiny bit of animation when it gets to 1,000 that looks a little like a card flipping down. It's actually kind of cool. WELL DONE ROBOTHEAD! Thank you so much for the videos. We need your perspective and humor so badly at this point in the star wars.... "saga". Please never abandon us....you are our only hope.

Do you understand how strong a woman's facial features have to be to easily see that she's black through heavy orange makeup? Strong. Really strong.

😂 Your show is so much better than anything Disney can muster

Sabines actions makes me think she works undercover for the empire.

Anyone with no knowledge of Thrawn is gonna wonder why he is so important based just on this show.

Oh wow, it's really cemented for me how forgettable these stories and characters are. I thought Morgan was a brand new character for this series until this video reminded me that I actually saw her in Mandalorian Season 2, which wasn't even that long ago. Even as a loyal viewer Disney is still trying to make me feel stupid :(

Yeah, this depiction of Thrawn is a perfect example of "a character can only be as smart as his creator"

“This is not the Ahsoka you’re looking for, you can go about your business….move along.”

Ahsoka is everything wrong with Disney Star Wars. Not only is nothing consequential, but scenes that were established were immediately discarded for conveniences.

This show is just one giant rip-off of better ideas. Thrawn from the old book trilogy, zombie stormtroopers from the old deathtroopers horror story, the map from treasure planet, etc. And it's all worse than the original! Thrawn is only smart because the story keeps telling us he's smart. The zombies in deathtroopers were actually scary and smarter than this version of Thrawn! That was one of the huge reasons they seemed unstoppable!

And that ship he stole was the same one that belonged to the evil Jedi in first episode where they used it to board and commit mass murder of New Republic personnel . Yet it somehow casually and parked in a New Republic ship again, none of it makes any sense.

She isn't dead. She'll be in season 2. No one dies anymore and compared to being run through with a saber, those two scratches are nothing 😂

I remember my dad taking me to see the rerelease of phantom menace in 2012 or something, i really enjoy all 6 original movies, and it's sad to see the direction disney's taken with the story, if you can call it that anymore

I think we all got the same shitty feeling about the last episode because they kept not explaining anything and we kept hoping it was all gonna be explained in the last episode in an hour long totally awesome action packed wrap up episode that tied everything together and introduced new mystery for next season but NOPE. AS SOON AS I HIT PLAY I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE A MASSIVE FUK YOU TO FANS😢😢😢😢😢

Thank you for your efforts Mr Head ❤

My favorite part is when Obi wan tells Padme her bf killed a bunch of children and that he has to go kill him now and her response is basically “oh dear.”

What adds insult to injury, is that one of the best characters in anything Star Wars, since Disney bought it, passed away in real life. 😕

Well I am certainly thankful I haven’t wasted a single second of my extremely precious time on anything after mando season 1. It was so much more fulfilling to watch this and laugh at what would have just made me aggravated if I’d watched the show in real time 🤣😂🤣

wow thats amazing that the reputation of the JAPANESE samurai and ronin made it back "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away"

Why did Elsbeth instantly die from the lightsaber hit? Sabine showed us that's not a good enough reason.

She did make it like everything else, doesn’t feel like Star Wars either😂🤦🏽‍♂️ Awesome work Robot Head

Thank you for watching the Ashoka series so I didn’t have to.

Such a great intro with AT-AT stomping on KK’s head!;)~

7:50 - How does that not wreck the wings of her ship?!

How was that star destroyer even able to hover? I thought Disney Star Wars ships needed fuel. Oh, dont tell me it's running on Nightsister Magic.... 😢

I genuinely LOVED Clone Wars! I think some of the best moments in Star Wars are in that series. In fairness, it's not all good, but I thought much of it was beautifully written. Rebels on the other hand, I was... meh. A few good moments with some not so good. But I had high hopes for the Ahsoka series. Yikes was I wrong! They took some great characters from animated shows and turned them into slabs of wood. Ugh...

A bear with a stick 😂😂😂. I can’t handle your sarcasm, im in tears 😂😂😂

I don’t think Dave is that bad, he does love Star Wars, but man he cannot direct live action 😂