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The funniest thing about the quote "We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls, gets broken" being used by alphas is that it's a Taylor Swift quote, so clearly being an alpha makes you a Swiftie.
the “sculpting a woman out of clay” bit is so funny to me bc there was a whole greek myth about that, pygmalion and galatea, and the entire point was that pygmalion was a little misogynist who made a woman out of marble who couldn’t talk or do human things and asked aphrodite to bring her to life and he immediately hated it bc now she could talk and do human things. and i feel like pygmalion would become a jesus figure in the alpha male world if they were smart enough.
@Professionally Correct actually yes. It is a requirement under federal law, and not abiding by this law will result in fines of up to $100,000 plus a prison sentence of over 30 years. Its also a requirement to leave snarky comments no one asked for so you’ve meet that requirement for us
exactly!!! Because she has this very "cold" and sarcastic energy when she makes jokes, I though that people would take her as mean. it's actually the quite opposite and I'm here for it 🤩
@@kaywee4200 I basically went from watching only men’s commentary channels to only watching women’s commentary channels. This was purely accidental but it pretty much means I don’t think of any of these channels within the context of each other
"You don't want to see the beast that lives inside me." All I can think is this dude has a tapeworm or something. You're 100% right, I don't want to see that.
Lulling Danny into a false sense of security and then absolutely roasting him barely a minute into the video sure is a hell of a way to earn new subscribers.
y'all are TOO funny together. It feels like I'm with my group of friends making the same joke over and over and laughing more each time. I love the energy so much
this collab ruined my life i recently caught myself a new girlfriend, (used up my last master ball and everything) and i sat down to look for videos on how to be more alpha for her. Just then, my girlfriend walked in the room, glancing at my screen, seeing these two gorgeous alpha male hunks in one video, and vanished. No one ever saw her again, and since i was the last person to be seen with her, they assumed i had murdered her or something. Looking back on everything that happened 2 minutes ago, i realize that if only i had been more of an alpha male, then i wouldn't have had to look for tips to be less beta, stumbling upon this video, and losing the only girl i had managed to catch. And also being framed for murder, but that happens to everyone, even the alphas. update: i caught a ditto, all is well
I never realized how similar Chad Chad and Danny’s content is until now. They both have their own written introduction. Both make skits based on situations within the content, and are both absolutely hilarious. They’re like genderbend people who met each other
How to be an alpha male: Make sure to censor the word “women” (a very vulgar word) ALWAYS adjust your suit/tuxedo ALWAYS wear sunglasses ALWAYS demoralize your partner ALWAYS have a briefcase wherever you go NEVER show any facial emotion
Alpha summary! 1) poor because of woman 2) no money because girlfriend / no girlfriend because money 3) repressed anger issues 4) jealousy / discomfort about shirtless men 5) failed relationship 6) everyone wants me but I'm an asshole 7) steal my lady and I'm fine with it actually :3 8) hey girl check out this putdown 9) please don't divorce me 10) Nice Guy revenge arc 11) loveless relationships 12) single and NOT ready to mingle thank you very much 13) fell in love and got hurt 14) tries to dress like "a man" but insecure about it 15) I'm kinda out of control, it's bad 16) hurt by multiple divorces 17) seriously I'm out of control, I think I'm a danger to society, I have nothing Like I know this is the reality for most (?) men who invest so heavily in the "I'm an alpha!!" thing, but damn seeing it all laid out like they're motivational or even aspirational is a trip. There's only 2 of them that aren't like a cry for help, so many feelings on display
Thats why i try to approach these types with compassion. I know theyre assholes a lot of the time, and nobody should allow themselves to be treated bad.. Its just so clear to me that these people are in deep pain. A pain they don't know how to deal with so they repress. Ridicule and shame isnt going to make them better. If only they knew how to recieve love positively and not throw shit back in others faces.
a colab with Danny feels like Chad arrived in the big leagues. Wich she deservers. I absolutly love her bone dry humor. Glad she is gaining more attention
The fact that Chad has made a collab with Danny before even breaching the 1 mil subscriber mark speaks to how compatible her style of content and humor are to the rest of the commentary community. I think it's safe to say she'll be sticking around for a while.
6:55 I cannot get over the fact that this guy is suffering from extreme "I don't know what to do with my hands" anxiety. Dude is a straight up beta. Alphas always know what to do with their hands; you're either undoing and doing up the same one button on your jacket the entire day, or you're just constantly taking on and off your sunglasses.
The alpha ideal relationship: -Treat your partner like an object -Don’t let them own anything -make all the money and decisions -Other people can’t speak with your ‘object’ -If they divorce you, you remind them that you have everything and they can’t live without you. 😂
It’s kinda funny how ‘alpha’ want to make sure that their partner doesnt own anything so that they’re 100% dependent on them so that their partner can never divorce them. Secure relationship? _sure.._ healthy relationship? *HELL NO*
@@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 it may not even be a fully secure relationship (and good is that), at least in my country you can get government support to escape from an abusive relationship and still get a home. A former friend of me actually got that. Divorce court could also help. Either way its horribly toxic to want to trap people in that way. And it also shows the person wanting to trap their partner is actually really insecure (opposite of so called "alpha"). If they were genuinely confident they wouldn't be constantly fearing for their partner leaving if they even have the opportunity to do so, and cant handle it well when they do leave. But that insecurity is absolutely not an excuse.
The fact that none of these posts were written with grammar or spelling skills from above kindergarten just really showcases the complete alpha these men are.
I can't fathom how Chad Chad is able to read such absurd sentences with little to no laughter while I'm literally laughing like a madman Great collab btw!
This is literally the best collab I’ve ever seen, are you sure y’all aren’t conjoined twins who got separated at birth? It’s trippy watching this you guys are more of the same person than Danny and drew.
The person who admits to making their partners financially dependent on them, a hallmark of abusive behavior, calls themself a nice guy, that checks out
"The most dangerous creation of any society is a man with nothing lose" is quoting James Baldwin, legendary american writer and a black gay man who championed social causes. Now that's (by accident, I don't think the account has any idea where they got that quote from) some real alpha shit.
We just need a giant collab with Jarvis Johnson, Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, Chad Chad, Kurtis Connor, Nickisnotgreen, and Jordan Adika. It would be a masterpiece
@@bananawitchcraft Well I think it depends honestly, like if they all were different from each other and had different views it wouldn't do well, but they all have a pretty similar vibe especially with their jokes, so I think with specifically those people (especially since Kurtis, Danny, and Drew have already done videos together and it was great, and Jordan, Jarvis, and Danny have streamed together, and they've mingled alot and I honestly loved every bit of all of those videos) it would do really well. Me and 7-15 of my friends all are very similar and we do things like watch animes and youtube videos and do games, once in a while we'll watch things like 90 Day Fiancé and just joke around about it, all on call and it goes amazing. Of course, it would take planning but I think it has great potential. (Also yeah thanks I can't believe ive been reading his profile wrong for like 3 months 💀)
that "you want to divorce me? then you'll lose everything" was literally what the main villain of back to the future part 2 said and in that movie his whole character was framed as over the top evil. almost says something...about alphas...nah im sure that doesnt mean anything /s
Yes, because back then, everyone was openly laughing at these bullying losers. Now the little stinkers scream and make insane threats whenever anyone makes them face the reality of their own inadequacies. It's so refreshing to find people decent and strong enough to dare telling the truth again--hilariously, too!
@@OfficialROZWBRAZEL it's a good show but just stay away from memes, JoJo's community isn't particularly bad or unfunny but all internet communities are inherently shit so it's easy to get burnt out
I know this is a whole sea of comments saying the same thing but this was such a nice collab, listening to you guys joke about gross men is weirdly relaxing? Lmao great vid, I especially love how Danny instinctively started acting out skits as you read the posts 🤣
Oh wow, amazing you've managed to not find him before this! Check him out further, you're lucky enough to be able to binge his channel now, since it's all new to you! 😁 welcome!
The “you’re gonna divorce me? Nope you’re gonna dieee” joke is scary now lmao. I was looking at comments on a vid of a dude who was having an affair and killed his wife. The amount of men’s comments like “don’t take half our money and maybe this won’t happen” was astounding.
4:15 ik they could have meant two-faced as in two flat surfaces, but its really funny to think that they just forgot coins don't have faces on both sides
You just reminded me that jandals is a real thing I've heard that stands for Jesus sandals, the ugliest and yet also seemingly most popular sandal. Don't quote me on that
Chad Chad somehow managing not to laugh while reading, “Your house will stop being paid of,” is the most impressive thing I’ve seen in a while. This is genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while, too.
I love the idea of the 'devil on your shoulder' checking in and being absolutely appalled at your behaviour. Poor thing just wanted to goad you into silly shenanigans, not a bloody killing spree.
