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@existere0racle 5 лет назад

Yet the flat earth society account literally said “we have flat earth members all around the globe”

@Toastefied 5 лет назад

That's *_sad_*

@AnaS-zc6ql 5 лет назад

This just makes me feel really bad

@jacquelineess1141 5 лет назад

They actually do it on purpose lolol. They're trolls dude. 🤣

@krayuneter 5 лет назад

E They just killed themselves

@pjbutanimated335 5 лет назад

Idk why but i just keep laughing at your profile pic

@rakanapa2804 4 года назад

danny looks 14, but says he is 25 🤔 *Is tHis PrOof oF tImE TraVeL!?*

@borribibrace5521 4 года назад

is this umbrella academy

@CloroxBleach-nu8vo 4 года назад

:o just like how Ryan trahan looks 13 but he is actually 22...hands down proof of time travel

@karaokekid9025 4 года назад

BorribiBrace aaaaaa

@neros12346 4 года назад

Actually he was 23 in this video

@herb4n7egend 4 года назад

danny was born in space travelling at the speed of time and he never aged until he landed on earth, 11 years into his life

@ratbitch6801 Год назад

Not only are lie detector tests faulty, but you can definitely pass one if the person taking it BELIEVES it to be true. So the man could fully and truly believe he was from the future and pass it. Another example would be if a red-green colorblind person said the color purple was blue, they would pass it bc to them, they see blue and fully believe it to be blue.

@ghoultooth Год назад

Tbf Danny was being sarcastic when he said nobody ever passes them falsely :)

@ll_Star_ll Год назад

@@ghoultoothwell obviously lmfao they didnt say it wasnt a joke

@starkjet2197 Год назад

The show Psych did this

@callerunknown Год назад

Camp Camp pfp in the wild jumpscare

@notaprogamer2782 10 месяцев назад

So I guess it's more of a belief detector test

@bahblah1113 Год назад

Fun fact: Danny is currently only 6 miles from your exact location, each time you stop moving he only gets closer. Run.

@Nolan-W Год назад

Wow, I never knew Chicago was 6 miles away from london!

@djentlover Год назад

That's not very fun

@DinoRicky 7 месяцев назад

@@Nolan-W I’m currently in a plane over Miami so hahaha Edit: Holy crap he has an small private jet and is chasing me!!!!!!

@Satnanat 7 месяцев назад

@@DinoRickywrong, he's peddling after you in that little DaVinci helicopter

@DinoRicky 6 месяцев назад

@@SatnanatI got away I’m in Texas *W I T H T H E 2 N D A M E N D M E N T*

@captaingeoffreyarcherbekke6172 3 года назад

If you're meeting up in groups with other people to scream "We're not crazy", then I think it's safe to assume that you're crazy.

@onlyvaluknow 3 года назад

Amen

@frostybigman5070 3 года назад

You again?

@onlyvaluknow 3 года назад

@@frostybigman5070 Me?

@frostybigman5070 3 года назад

@@onlyvaluknow no

@frostybigman5070 3 года назад

The dude who wrote the comment

@merlinfae 4 года назад

Nokia phones are obviously the only phone that can survive time travel.

@r0scout778 4 года назад

lol

@randomperson-cq6lb 4 года назад

@Devin Coleman lhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dying right here

@sophiespink604 4 года назад

Obviously

@ThunderDudeSki 4 года назад

Makes sense

@quoudan1021 4 года назад

Alexandria Sutherland NO SWEARING ON MY MInCRAFT CRISTAN SERVER

@aperson9641 2 года назад

I love how all of these conspiracies have people passing lie detectors, and people are like “yup lie detectors are the ultimate test and are in no way easy to pass”

@qwertasdcfghjklmo24z Год назад

In Basic Instinct Sharon Stone's character says it is easy to pass a lie detector test.

@jamesburk8145 Год назад

Scientific professionals have even said that lie detectors are pretty fallible, and that they are nowhere near exact enough to even use admissibly as evidence in court. Just most judges aren't aware of that and allow it.

@the_actual_alex Год назад

the guy who invented them literally said that they were bullshit

@Zozu2001 Год назад

Even if they were impossible to trick, it doesn’t test whether you’re telling the truth, it tests whether you THINK you’re telling the truth or not. So a crazy guy who truly thinks he’s a time traveler could pass even an infallible lie detector test 😂

@RustyNips Год назад

@@Zozu2001 also weather the person conducting the test thinks you think your telling the truth So basically if the police really really don't like you and want you to be guilty or want to quickly close up the case could just say your lieing about not killing someone

@Tyranitar. Год назад

Some people do not realize that a thin box that opens, a rectangle with stuff on it, and a normal thing/thing that goes on your upper body with a cool design on it are very common design ideas

@commscan314 Год назад

Haven't briefcases existed for hundreds of years?

@pap-fr 7 месяцев назад

What

@user-xd5pp2ts8p 4 года назад

Danny screaming “NO” while wearing a dopey-looking tinfoil hat is the thing that continues to sustain me

@toxiigoop_ 4 года назад

Drago Kai 5:05 is great

@wysteriacampion353 4 года назад

Drago Kai same

@crayonpartyz 4 года назад

Heh

@tylerbirge7325 4 года назад

Will never cease to absolutely send me

@KateCantDraw 4 года назад

9:40 also here

@HyperHypocrite 4 года назад

Sun: round Stars: round Other planets: round BUT EARTH IS FLYING THROUGH SPACE LIKE A F*CKING FRISBEE

@sweetssmore862 4 года назад

They watched Thor and were like "omg its us"

@KevinMcScrooge 4 года назад

@@sweetssmore862 minus the blowing up part, right?

@sweetssmore862 4 года назад

@@KevinMcScrooge I mean, they could believe in it eventually exploding. I don't know. I'm sticking to the earth being round.

@aprilvanillasunshine8408 4 года назад

They think it's all coin shaped and we're viewing the tops and bottoms but being lied to about what it looks like from the side (flat)

@aprilvanillasunshine8408 4 года назад

@@sethmp333 LMAO yeah... I was trying to make it make sense 🤣🤣 those that think we're the only coin (if flat at all) while the rest are sphere... Are just... Wrong 😂💀

@c0mput3r80y Год назад

I love how they don't figure out that "government" means "Mind that Controls" rather than "Control of Minds"

@lycanrocmare2341 10 месяцев назад

I don't think "ment" means "mind" in that context. -ment usually means the action/result of doing something. So it's actually "The action/result of controlling". Either way, I love how conspiracy theorist are so inbred, that they know absolutely nothing about a simple suffix.

@jayATUK 10 дней назад

@@lycanrocmare2341 Exactly. Enjoyment, payment, achievement, investment, development, ...

@poison_sweat8826 Год назад

u can literally train your self to pass lie detector tests

@tryingtoget1milionsubswith744 Год назад

Yea

@tonyzed6831 3 месяца назад

Or just be insane and believe the crazy stuff you say, this would also work.

@cactuscravings7090 4 года назад

That queen with the "laptop" is clearly just playing battleship, duh.

@BeepBoy 4 года назад

Yea.. *HMM.....*

@TimoIvvie 3 года назад

I wanna say your wrong but your so fuckin right

@cactuscravings7090 3 года назад

@@3v3lyn39 *angry inhale*

@haydensaylor9327 3 года назад

I thought she was just making sure it was a thin crust with extra pepperoni

@someoneinparticular6458 3 года назад

No, its a rhinoceros

@gocommitbill8668 3 года назад

Conspiracy theory: The government made Danny make this video to make theories seem fake.

@valsayshi1166 3 года назад

This needs to get more attention

@mayehoffman4253 3 года назад

You can't kidnap yourself 🙄

@onurerdin4804 3 года назад

Dude your profile picture is cursed

@onurerdin4804 3 года назад

Who like the comment

@pinktheaxolotl5428 3 года назад

oh no i new the government worked with him time tooooooooooooooooooooooo raid lol

@sonbiscuit9782 Год назад

Why is this man so easy to binge? I started watching his videos around 10pm and it is now 4am

@dami206 2 месяца назад

For me it’s 81822237327188948AM. I have to go to work in forty two years. I need to get some sleep.

@patrickbatman1908 7 месяцев назад

Imagine time travelling just to work in a a factory.

@TobeEvans 4 года назад

The “laptop” was definitively proven by historians that that is *not* a laptop. It’s a jewelry case. :|

@kemistree. 4 года назад

That's actually what I thought it looked like. LMAO

@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis 4 года назад

Thought it was one of them wax tablets to write on.

@Dispeckful 4 года назад

That's exactly what I thought it was.

@beegood6700 4 года назад

Of course it bloody is lol. It would make a nice cigar case too

@acatthatsnotnice7251 4 года назад

It’s a 10 piece chicken nugget box

@lilmcsushi 4 года назад

Theory: we're actually called Danny Gonzalez and his name is Greg.

@jakobgrimes2061 4 года назад

So he's either super lonely or schizophrenic.

@charlie-no4qf 4 года назад

@Slobzz 4 года назад

@RBatman5000 4 года назад

"What's up Danny, it's Greg"

@BeepBoy 4 года назад

@maroonsunshinelaura 6 месяцев назад

7:20 the funniest part about this is that you can clearly see how the bottom of the city is cut off by Earth's CURVATURE, so you can only see the tall buildings

@rickrollconnoisseur1926 Год назад

i love how much shade danny exudes when talking about flat earthers. it reminds me of anthony padilla's sarcasm with his flat earthers interview.

@whyamihere9947 4 года назад

Apparently, flat earthers claim to have members across the globe.

@seanyjizz 4 года назад

why am I Here *around the globe

@specimengojo 4 года назад

Oop

@silvertamagachi 4 года назад

*Hbomberguy voice* aROUND THE GL--

@imanimr2098 4 года назад

silvertamagachi My brain did that too 😂

@iscoolwth 4 года назад

That took me a min to get

@pegaburnmusic1961 4 года назад

The "laptop" in the statue is actually a tabula, wich is what the rich used to write on in the anxient roman empire. Its just a block of wood with clay in it. No laptop

@namkedi 4 года назад

PegaBuRn old laptop

@pegaburnmusic1961 4 года назад

@@namkedi yea sure 😂

@kestalami 4 года назад

no, laptop, time travel

@dirgenmeister4018 4 года назад

@EnigmaDrath greasy hair

@SireeNova 4 года назад

@EnigmaDrath lol

@deuceydee3506 3 месяца назад

Those "IS THIS PROOF OF TIME TRAVEL???" memes remind me of that meme with the anime guy looking at the butterfly and saying "Is this a bird?"

@pap-fr 7 месяцев назад

The funniest thing about flat earth is that loterally nobody would have anything to gain pretending the earth is round instead.

@avian4715 3 года назад

"Smarter children tend to become heavier drinkers as adults." Well at least I'll be sober

@dragonboi6744 3 года назад

Lol

@rainbowcattail3367 2 года назад

O h n o

@VoidZeroNothing 2 года назад

As an idiot, I'll probably still become a heavy drinker as an adult. It will be the only thing that can numb the _pain._ I'd use it to numb the pain, now. But I'm underage and cannot legally drink. That didn't stop my mother from letting me sip her beer at the age of five and also years after that. Hail Sithis or something.

@thefunny4272 2 года назад

who tf says that

@nuclearbomb9483 2 года назад

@@VoidZeroNothing I'm sending a S.W.A.T team to your house. Imagine admitting to have SIPPED BEER UNDERAGE on the internet!!!

@notgrace7187 4 года назад

theory: those weren’t danny’s guinea pigs screaming. it was actually drew because danny kidnapped him

@johnpaul238 4 года назад

nah fam thats Creg

@cloudysum9608 4 года назад

🤣

@ceciliamccabe5146 4 года назад

I just wheezed

@justanotheranimeprofilepic 4 года назад

Why would danny kidnap himself

@notgrace7187 4 года назад

just another anime profile pic that’s a whole other theory

@MissInformer Год назад

2:30 I think it's funny they are mis-interpreting the circuit connector pads of the buttons on the phone to be cuneiform. Those are literally just exposed cooper sections that would touch a corresponding copper piece inside of the now missing buttons. That's how it would detect if you are pressing the button. The two pieces of copper would touch and complete a particular circuit, causes a specific function to happen. Cuneiform doesn't even have symbols that look like some of those connection pieces.

@TheVirakahScale Год назад

You're 3 kids in a trench coat. Oh wait, that's Drew. You're 3 Drews in a trench coat.

@DinoRicky 7 месяцев назад

Lol So 9 kids in a trench coat

@coffeeNiK 5 лет назад

If you look closely, Danny's hair is curved like the Fibonacci sequence. There's only one explanation for this. He's a time traveller.

@laurene988 5 лет назад

-insert outdated mind expansion meme-

@pilarmontanogavira1860 5 лет назад

Nicholas G woahhhh I never knew!

@comediansbyaccident5377 5 лет назад

The likes on this is creepy 666

@Hi-tm7jp 5 лет назад

I would like this comment but It has to stay this way

@syd_1876 5 лет назад

SERIOUSLY IS FIBONACCI LIKE 0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13 etc....

@WestonNey 2 года назад

A whole group of people just completely forgot that Photoshop is a thing.

@lairoslairoslairos 2 года назад

Oh No they definetly haven't. everytime there's photographic evidence of something they think is fake, their minds all simultaniously go to photoshop, but of course when they have "photographic evidence" of something, and it's painfully obvious it's photosopped, they call Everyone Who tells them shills from NASA or any other group with the slightest Semblance of Power that disagrees with them.

@Maurrokh 2 года назад

That's the reason deep fakes scare me.

@ThePurpleCheesecakeZebra 2 года назад

some of the "time travelers" aren't photoshopped, they are legit human beings who where in those photos. but the photos are also really old and low resolution and they are often holding archaic technology that modern day people wont recognise so they are more likely to believe its a mobile phone at 6:07 than know what a dictaphone looks like.

@theuncalledfor 2 года назад

Except when shown photos that prove them wrong. Then they suddenly remember that things can be faked. But no, _their_ photos couldn't _possibly_ be faked, only the official NASA photos can be faked. Just don't think about how a flat plane can have a fucking horizon (that works like it does in real life) because that's how the mind control rays get into your brain.

@MistGuy-pz1dt 2 года назад

Especially when people think S.C.P. creatures exist

@daisy_bell09 7 месяцев назад

You know what Danny is wearing? A shirt. You know where you bring your shirts? The Dry cleaners. You know where the Dry Cleaners is usually located? A big city. You know what else is in a big city? Fast food restraunts. You know what's a fast food restraunts? McDonald's. You know what they have at McDonald's? French Fries. This is proof that Danny is in fact a french fry

@DinoRicky 7 месяцев назад

Yes an French fries are the best. Do you know what’s also the best? Glitch productions. This in facts proves that Danny is an time traveling Aussie working with @glitch to stop the end of the world by making videos from the future

@Issy_Coops Год назад

The only I'm questioning is humanity's mental state

@Lissy_YT481 Год назад

That's honestly something that we should always question,because OH,BOY-

@kmtthefrog 3 года назад

danny made that tin foil hat just a little too well for my taste, looks like he's had experience

@jotarokujo3887 3 года назад

U- I mean ur not wrong

@Cat-yx7xc 3 года назад

How to comunikate alens: 1: wear shyny beani 2: go to america 3: alens apear!!!!

@BrownAutumnSeal 3 года назад

is this proof of time travel????

@monke980 3 года назад

sounds like a conspiracy theory.

@AnEldritchBeing 2 года назад

@@Cat-yx7xc realy!? I din no alens aper so esly:0

@Ratciclefan 3 года назад

Screaming "we're not crazy" in unison sounds like something crazy people would say

@isolated_illustrations 2 года назад

Flat Earthers: [exists] "They're not just wrong, they're stupid." ~the Cat in the Hat

@crowneddiamond 2 года назад

It's like yelling "I didn't kill my dad!" When nobody accused you of it

@poscotrippin 2 года назад

Yes very correct

@mkreeder 2 года назад

Wish there was a counter-group of crazy folk yelling back at them “Being sane doesn’t mean everything you believe is true.”

@YoshiMarioGamez 2 года назад

@@isolated_illustrations Yes, even their comments are against the thing they say

@scourge1124 4 месяца назад

I would love to introduce the concept of Ocham's razor, a phrase which is commonly translated as "Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity" which basically means that often most simple solution is also the most likely. Example: what's more likely? That the entire world is conspiring against you and tampering with your test results to trick you into believing that the world is round when it's actually flat for no conceivable reason other than that they like lying to you OR the world is actually round.

@kaw8473 Год назад

Yeah because that lady with the "cell phone" wasn't scratching an itch or taking out an earring while holding her clutch purse. People need to touch grass.

@elizabethrubin3504 5 лет назад

Danny has tinfoil on his head. tinfoil was invented in 1910! Could this be time travel???

@farahabdul-quayum3250 5 лет назад

Go fuck your self

@xoxo_xoxo.. 5 лет назад

Ooooo

@gumbly4174 5 лет назад

@@farahabdul-quayum3250 области по России не преодолели минимального порога и Санкт-Петербурге на территориях в среднем на одного из супругов может быть и метрическую в целом же не только для лабораторий и Санкт-Петербурге на территориях в среднем по стране данный

@elizabethrubin3504 5 лет назад

@@farahabdul-quayum3250 ... i would actually would rather not

@yoson9817 4 года назад

Farah Abdul-Quayum// wth?? Do u not get a joke?

@honeyoniyt 2 года назад

"I think I'm being watched" No shit, Danny. By me. And 5 million other people.

@1th_to_comment. Год назад

9.6 million

@sleeping_beauty_kpop Год назад

@@1th_to_comment. 9.8 million

@limeedhot Год назад

@@sleeping_beauty_kpop 9.9 million

@lugoorstar Год назад

@@limeedhot 9.99 million

@cass5545 Год назад

5.66 mil

@clappedsquirrel7315 Год назад

If a man actually believes he is a time traveler then the lie detector will pass

@zozzleberryfin1735 11 месяцев назад

Everyone always brings up how lie detectors are easy to fake the results of, but I feel like you don’t even have to go that far. If a person believes the lie they are telling, they wouldn’t show signs of lying on a lie detector. A person who is so convinced of their delusions that they would willingly take a lie detector test would not read as having lied, lie detectors aren’t magic.

@maverickREAL 4 года назад

About those female factory workers: Hearing aids back in those days were around the size of a cell phone and you had to hold them to your ear. She was probably just hard of hearing.

@SSJ9001 4 года назад

I've heard unsubstantiated claims that someone claiming to be that lady's grandson said she was testing an experimental walkie-talkie or something.

@Bookieson 4 года назад

Or she was holding something and her cheek itched

@D.G.WO.L 4 года назад

I swear theres gonna be that one kid who is like, N0 ItS aPh0nE

@Victoria-hp6sf 4 года назад

iTs A pHone

@maverickREAL 4 года назад

@@Bookieson That's also a possibility but I'm using information here based on another theory. Tl;dr on it: There's live theater footage from the 20s or something on a certain Charlie Chaplin DVD and in the crowd in that footage there's a woman holding a large object to her ear and speaking, and people thought it was a phone, but it was just a hearing aid. That's how I know the hearing aid thing in the first place.

@theless-than-midcast6788 3 года назад

I think Danny isn’t acknowledging the point that they all have Nokias because it’s simply the only phone that’s durable enough to survive the rough process of time travel.

@charlied4894 3 года назад

but if *normal* phones will break in time travel so they use the Nokia’s, then how tf are humans strong enough to time travel😂

@izzaamazing9277 3 года назад

My grandmother approved of this comment 👍

@user-pg7uq6nl3j 2 года назад

@@ralsei985 my dead ass approved this comment

@artdeco777 2 года назад

@@user-pg7uq6nl3j How did your ass approve if it’s dead? Sorry for your loss btw

@immortalsocks408 2 года назад

The smartphone one though

@bakbak1310 7 месяцев назад

I’m like 90% sure I have that picture of mars hanging up on my walls because it’s a national geographic poster on what living on mars COULD look like

@danser_theplayer01 3 месяца назад

Conspiracy *hypotheses.* Theories (like gravity) are hypotheses that received substantial factual proof through experiments and observations.

@andresarroyo4164 3 года назад

Theory: Greg is actually his brother who was turned into a nutcracker which is now at the back of his videos. So every time you subscribe you slowly free Greg and take his place as the nutcracker. WE ARE GREG!

@santassecretsugarbaby4543 3 года назад

omg

@bonkdog3036 3 года назад

Yes.

@Broccolie 3 года назад

G: we R: are E: little G: nutcracker guy

@mr.0511 3 года назад

@@Broccolie 🤯

@II-em5ke 3 года назад

@@Broccoliecreams

@keeleelynn3703 5 лет назад

If the world is flat explain this to me: *Why has my life been going downhill since I was born?*

@aud7593 5 лет назад

world flat but tilted. everyone always falling constantly.

@worstusernameintheworld9871 5 лет назад

If the earth is flat, then why is the moon and sun *not flat?* 🤔

@keeleelynn3703 5 лет назад

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 because they are HoLoGrAmS

@snowshine7404 5 лет назад

no idea

@mccloud9915 5 лет назад

Honestly same question, bUT is dE eArTh a tRIanGle

@imacoolghost9799 Год назад

I did not know Danny had/has Guinea pigs until today. This video is 4 years old.

@ellabeloungy6869 Год назад

Only people who have been called crazy many, many times (rightfully so) would have to yell «We’re not crazy»

@joshuaturney7242 3 года назад

That “Nokia phone” is actually a piece of art created intentionally by an artist. Kind of as a play on how those phones seemed to last forever and never break. Groundbreaking video Danny. Very good.

@mastermarkus5307 2 года назад

Yeah, if something looks "wacky" like that rather than just vaguely not what the conspiracy nuts are claiming it is, it's usually some sort of modern art and not an actual ancient thing.

@dominicporter5100 2 года назад

@@mastermarkus5307 Modern in more than one sense, too. There's a 16th-Century cathedral in Spain that has a mural of an astronaut on ine of its porticos. Obviously, conspiracy theorists went wild, but it turns out that the church approved of the addition of modern images, the astronaut included, during the cathedral's 1992 renovation.

@melsnymphologyy 2 года назад

I was thinking they just modeled nokias afterthe tablet

@IndonShahed7166 2 года назад

@@dominicporter5100 you just came Collect one more fact

@egrumblybus7792 2 года назад

@@dominicporter5100 Now that is a poggers aesthetic

@lovely8524 5 лет назад

I just ate chicken for dinner, I had the same thing last month. *iS tHiS tImE tRaVeL?????*

@user-kx1iz2sx3j 5 лет назад

No its pubg

@avadubbs1160 5 лет назад

😮😮

@cheriecheriepie100 5 лет назад

Omg it is

@hangryhufflepuff9530 5 лет назад

Ma gawd

@komallimbu4625 5 лет назад

@@user-kx1iz2sx3j lmao sorry I'm late but you funny

@ColeZmijski 10 месяцев назад

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Don't try to tell me that is a coincidence.

@funtimefoxy0317 10 месяцев назад

Thank you.

@roachthicc6543 Год назад

Conspiracy theory: Danny is a bottle nosed dolphin, he turned into one after watching the Kurtis Conner subliminal video

@cosmoisconfused 2 года назад

If you listen to Danny's voice, you can hear sound, what else makes sound? Microwaves. Conclusion? Danny is a microwave.

@kippyips 2 года назад

no you've got it all wrong!! danny is being trapped inside a microwave!

@Loctorak 2 года назад

Frogs sometimes make sounds, just saying.

@legitawesome559 2 года назад

@@TheRecipeGuy mind blown

@jordanayala5610 2 года назад

Ultimate stretch

@cosmoisconfused 2 года назад

@@jordanayala5610 yessir

@arushigupta626 4 года назад

You know who yells “We are not crazy”? *cRaZy PeOpLe*

@mariasantino540 4 года назад

Arushi Gupta you suck

@rastaramune7893 4 года назад

@@mariasantino540he /she's not wrong tho '-'

@mariasantino540 4 года назад

Chickling you suck to and I’ll one v one me in my name juju20202

@rastaramune7893 4 года назад

@@mariasantino540 Sit down before you hurt yourself buddy '-'

@mariasantino540 4 года назад

Chickling you want to catch this hands

@lewm8144 Год назад

Look at the video. You see colors? What has colors? Hypnosis uses colors. Danny is trying to hypnotize us.

@SEMILY-ms6wx 4 года назад

Conspiracy: Danny’s first follower was called Greg, that’s why we’re called Greg

@overthinker5805 4 года назад

ICY Kalijuu lol he just found a random name on google it’s in a much earlier vid

@overthinker5805 4 года назад

OR IS IT??

@abiburton7829 4 года назад

I made the likes 69 :) you’re welcome.

@zenosyne9065 4 года назад

is this proof of time travel?

@rosemary.-6576 4 года назад

Omg

@sweetsunia 3 года назад

“Smarter kids become heavier drinkers in adulthood” Wow! That’s great news! I’ll never be alcoholic!

@Hadahuda 3 года назад

@Sad potato salad nerd

@justbbricks 3 года назад

Well shit

@Hydrophobiqe 3 года назад

Wow Ill become a dr*g addicted al*****lic

@chr_stian 3 года назад

too late

@sweetsunia 3 года назад

Wow, guys. What a way to brag about your smarts.

@jagobot1487 7 месяцев назад

You know a country is weird when Craig rhymes with Greg lmao

@autismfrog4488 Год назад

I just subscribed I am now a Greg 😄

@Jake-nx5pk Год назад

Ggs

@Charizard888 Год назад

GREG

@disclaimerhotmess4007 Год назад

I subscribed two months ago so I am now too, a Greg

@Caldella Год назад

Welcome to the Greg army, Greg!

@waesucks Год назад

army application is being sent

@iliketoeatbatteries8122 3 года назад

Conspiracy theory: Danny isn’t real. This channel is actually operated by the little nutcracker guy, and he controls danny

@LEMON-bo2bq 3 года назад

# SAVEDANNY

@caprisunsess1753 3 года назад

#SAVEDANNY

@WashingMachine. 3 года назад

Plot twist:that nutcracker guy is being controlled by billion surprise toys

@WashingMachine. 3 года назад

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 and they made a whole scene to put them selves under the radar.

@WashingMachine. 3 года назад

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 indeed they are.

@funnyfella8198 4 года назад

"We're not crazy! I swear we're not crazy! Look! We wrote 'I'm not crazy' on the walls of our house and we constantly sit curled up in a ball repeating 'I'm not crazy.' 'I'm not crazy.' 'I'm not crazy.' That's how not crazy we are!

@lj.853 3 года назад

I dunno guys, seems a little crazy...

@tommyshelby2250 3 года назад

man,you guys are pretty non-crazy.

@BrianBurke06 3 года назад

No, the furthest thing from crazy.

@nohintshere 3 года назад

you guys don't seem crazy at all lol

@imaginarytree 3 года назад

dont know bout that stuff,that is way further than being crazy.

@soghettu 8 месяцев назад

0:33 didn’t know Danny had piggies! Thought mine went nuts for a second☠️

@vicent_doesnt_care 7 месяцев назад

This is a groundbreaking video. (Danny very good)

@charlsiemcdonald3785 4 года назад

the kid that could "time travel" could have told us about Covid-19 I'm annoyed

@sanasyed7732 4 года назад

And we could have bought all the hand sanitizer and toilet paper we needed before the stores ran out

@sadnessofwildgoats 4 года назад

conspiracy: the time travel guy was fake because there will be no more humans in the future because of covid

@thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338 4 года назад

Star oop

@imma_rat4_ratatoulliel820 4 года назад

@@sadnessofwildgoats Umm ur wrong *Queen Elizabeth is immortal she cannot die*

@sadnessofwildgoats 4 года назад

@@imma_rat4_ratatoulliel820 Ah, sorry, I forgot that Queen Elizabeth is and forever will be immortal and as such will be the only survivor in the inevitable apocalypse to come.

@isabelk9018 6 лет назад

Conspiracy theory: Greg is the fastest growing family on RU-vid and this was the first channel to hit 100 mil and lose it in one day

@stephanieg5708 6 лет назад

that's not a conspiracy that's just facts

@rhughes1287 6 лет назад

Greg truthers

@Chokladaren 6 лет назад

Is this proof of time travel?

@depressedsquidward6172 6 лет назад

Who De FuQ is Greg

@caroleautomobile2511 5 лет назад

@@depressedsquidward6172 are you joking or not

@jaxiezz Год назад

Conspiracy theory: What is elmo? Red. What is red? A colour. What's a colour? Yellow. What's also yellow? Cheese. What's cheese? Food. What's also food? Meat. How do you cook meat? With fire. What's fire? Dangerous. What are people with do dangerous things? Evil. Elmo is evil.

@arielleniklawski9944 Год назад

I just want to say, I love your channel so much and theses videos help me fall asleep instead of crying myself to sleep I end up quietly giggling so as not to have my parents hear, but when they aren't home I can't help but laugh out loud. You are so funny and so amazing but you do kinda haunt my dreams.

@lucashoffses9019 3 года назад

The “ment” in “government” is a suffix that turns verbs into nouns (other examples include abandonment, announcement, endorsement, among others)

@tyf.5111 3 года назад

Statement, annulment, entertainment, fulfillment, containment... I have nothing to useful to add. I just wanted to write some "-ment" words..

@rowan4684 3 года назад

oh shiiiiiiit i never knew that that's actually a very cool fact thank you :D

@slovenlyelk898 3 года назад

@@tyf.5111 Apartment

@nikittan.4863 3 года назад

@@slovenlyelk898 u made my day

@verde7595 3 года назад

nice try government, not falling for that one again

@codez857 3 года назад

if the earth was flat: we could see japan from America with a telescope it'll be the same time in every country we will be squashed to pulp due to gravity

@juliewebb9289 3 года назад

FAX

@hellothere2808 3 года назад

This proves the earth is flat, now tell me your puny proof ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xM9S4QiEHEY.html

@ambrosxa 3 года назад

@@hellothere2808 are you joking or not

@YNEA. 3 года назад

@@ambrosxa Ryan Higa is a satire RU-vidr. That video is a joke using a bunch of random shit trying to prove the earth is flat.

@hellothere2808 3 года назад

@@ambrosxa I mean the video is a joke but it all seems to connect...

@screamingoranges396 7 месяцев назад

i was scrolling through my feed for a video to watch cus im currently too high and at a concert so im hiding in the bathroom and i was like hmm maybe youtube can sober me up and then i click this video and realized thjs pronably isnt good for me rn

@kipiHealthfacts Год назад

I love how the word government is it’s own word not 2 words put together 😂

@krayokay.3774 4 года назад

Fun fact: the cellphone factory woman photo has been debunked. Its actually an old hearing aid.

@user-ob5il7cy8o 4 года назад

Wait really

@voidofspaceandtime4684 4 года назад

@@user-ob5il7cy8o yep. just look up 1930s hearing aid. first images.

@arfansthename 4 года назад

They were called 'radio ears' on an ad. And that ad was from 1933.

@yabcb4102 4 года назад

*i was born in 1999 but its now 2019?* *TIME TRAVEL*

@peacefulbreeze366 4 года назад

Hazbohamberger And it only took 19-20 years.

@transfemengimain 4 года назад

Peaceful Breeze _Fascinating!_

@peacefulbreeze366 4 года назад

a cool pyro Why thank you! Powerful brain cells were used to make the comment.

@csh1vr 4 года назад

Hazbohamberger it only took 20 years

@estor7168 4 года назад

Hazbohamberger no it’s 2020

@stupidArtKid_ Год назад

this is my biggest comfort video ever. whenever i cry or run a child over and hide from the cops I watch this video. thank you for creating this

@michaelcoburn2975 2 года назад

This has aged like fine wine

@eddykidplayzyt 2 года назад

@eszmeal-beg3858 Год назад

@Nolan-W Год назад

@coffingxrl 10 месяцев назад

@user-kp5lc4lb3d 10 месяцев назад

@peterclark2152 4 года назад

Notice the guy holding the “watch ring” didn’t have gloves on, isn’t it mandatory to have gloves on when holding precious items from dig sites?

@peterclark2152 4 года назад

Harper Welker Yeah definitely

@mir-rw1id 4 года назад

**VSAUCE MYSTERY SOUND INTENSIFIES**

@raccoonman4691 4 года назад

I mean no. Anyone can go fossil hunting on a beach or some shit and they don’t have to wear cloves. I’ve done it multiple times. So have hundreds of other people and we even went with a professional the first couple of times

@peterclark2152 4 года назад

Ben Thatcher True but how likely are you gonna think that what you found is all that special when you weren’t checking an official dig site. If the guy had got this from somewhere other than an official dig site than it’s far more likely that someone in modern times made it or he lied and made it himself. Not saying it’s impossible to come across an artifact like this normally but it’s extremely unlikely.

@raccoonman4691 4 года назад

Peter Clark the place we went is world famous for having fossils. It’s not all like what you see in Jurassic park where there’s a little sand pit with rope around it.

@jesstaymusic 6 лет назад

a woman was spotted. is this T I M E T R A V E L ?

@autumn4514 6 лет назад

Jessica Taylor Music Everyone knows women didn't exist until they were invented as a tool in the cold war, their presence in art before that is proof of *time travel*

@ronaldtheant 6 лет назад

Jessica Taylor Music god apparently wrote the bible before words were invented. Is this T I M E T R A V E L ?

@kazzy3508 6 лет назад

Man was doing *NORMAL* activity as a normal person should *NORMALLY* do?! Is this... *T I M E T R A V E L ?*

@jaya9298 6 лет назад

Obviously. We all know women didn’t exist until before the Kardashians

@FreezingmoonDSBM 6 лет назад

Yeah. Women arent alive anymore. TEEM TRUVL

@smoczayt 7 месяцев назад

0:37, Pog your guinea pigs have activated my 'squeak' response and I almost started running to my guinea pigs

@gigachad6957 11 месяцев назад

The time travelers are disrupting the canon event we gotta stop them

@Eggue 5 лет назад

I just flew into a different time zone Is ThIs TiMe TrAvEl?!!

@trit2580 5 лет назад

Shit That was good

@ibenindrevr2547 5 лет назад

We won: mr stark

@lucasritter1252 5 лет назад

Yes.

@terrorhorrorcryptid 5 лет назад

Nerpa Seal It technically actually is. TImE TRavEL ExIStS-

@bleachkermit4148 5 лет назад

Technically, yes. It is. Your traveling slightly into the future or past. Even if it's just an hour difference, it's still technically time travel.

@jesstaymusic 6 лет назад

a man in the 1930s wore a hat. is this T I M E T R A V E L ?

@layafedele8426 6 лет назад

Jessica Taylor Music when I saw ur comment I thought, TIM ETRAVEL??????

@dreamofyouandi 6 лет назад

Since hats were invented in 1974 by Richard B. Hat, this can’t be possible.

@lukelindell4898 5 лет назад

Jessica Taylor Music HA

@mr.cfccvg031 5 лет назад

The things he has on was out back then

@maviewinkler5032 5 лет назад

Hats where originally invented by Frank Time in 3098, but he also invented time travel, and because he wanted to become rich, he travelled to the Year 1849 as William Bowler and invented the, today known as Bowler, first hat that made him rich. A few years later, he became bored, so he travelled as Edward John Smith to the year 1912 and became the captain of the titanic. btw the same year, he had the idea of 9/11 and now he is on youtube, searching for time travel content mission completed :)

@iamboredfor2months 8 месяцев назад

3:02 thats a book... THATS A BOOK

@_raccoon_1073 3 года назад

No one: Danny’s hair: 🌊

@HelloThere-go8uw 3 года назад

R/rareinsults

@SHADOW-gr9ji 3 года назад

@@HelloThere-go8uw definitely r/rareinsults

@abigailfrey57 3 года назад

@@HelloThere-go8uw yes

@mousepat9371 3 года назад

Time travel

@edoardogiancarli6325 3 года назад

@@mousepat9371 ocean time traveler

@yermom9817 4 года назад

nobody: absolutely no one: not a single soul: the guinea pigs: *sKREEEE*

@Percy.404 4 года назад

I thought that the guinea pigs were a sound effect that Danny added in 😂

@Electronidus 4 года назад

I just want you to know that I snorted with laughter when I saw this comment

@malikam6166 4 года назад

The yeeted Fetus you have no proof there was no soul *GhOsTs*

@rainbow4664 4 года назад

My guineas started squeaking once his did 😂

@cloudysum9608 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bigcheesesandwich Год назад

danny gonzalez's videos always make me feel better. when im upset i just watch him and i feel so much better. ive been watching him for so long and this video is one of my personal favorites. i never get tired of his content. youre the best dan the man!

@hitslig 7 месяцев назад

4:28 the only thing i can come up with is he never stressed

@ericka4114 2 года назад

Laura: peacefully making a sandwich Danny: screaming with a tin foil hat

@Zozu2001 Год назад

My first thought at this comment was “that sounds like a 50s marriage” lmao

@hushfur Год назад

@@Zozu2001 GELP I JUST VISUALIZED LAURA MAKING A SANDWICH WITH DANNY JUST SCREAMING IN HIS HAT BEHIND HER 😭😭😭

@mickeyp6639 Год назад

@@hushfur are you 12 years old perhaps?

@beanmoo Год назад

@@mickeyp6639 is your butt hurt perhaps?

@mickeyp6639 Год назад

@@beanmoo yes always

@daichisawamura20yearsago64 4 года назад

Theory: Danny's real name is Greg and the government's after him so he had to change it. So he decided to make it his fanbase name.

@raquelellenpowell 4 года назад

Like the "20 years ago" touch on your name, nice.

@Mika-ev2dk 4 года назад

Is this truth of time travel

@Beans95 4 года назад

A concerned stranger • 20 years ago .......

@nicoleowens7269 4 года назад

I saw that 20 years ago and i was hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@Hannah-ud8yt 4 года назад

This way when the govermentfind him we can say "we are are all greg" and die in his place

@mellow_mallow Год назад

My favorite thing about the phone is that the buttons are "written in cuneiform". Either someone from the ancient times somehow time traveled forward to recreate a nokia in stone and for some reason wrote the buttons in their own language and not what they actually saw, or someone from the present day... I dunno, had a stone nokia with cuneiform buttons custom carved to leave in the ancient times? No matter how I think about it, the cuneiform buttons do not make any logical sense, and I love it

@SOPHI529 Год назад

Conspiracy theory: Billion Surprise Toys has been holding Danny captive for the last 5 months. That’s why he hasn’t been making videos of them. If he does, he gets put into the videos as the Fridge’s husband.

@biffity240 5 лет назад

In the year 1980, a woman had a black cat. In the year 2018, I have a black cat. Is ThIS prOOf OF tiMe TrAveL??

@chillx1539 5 лет назад

Chloe Sarvay I have a white one

@biffity240 5 лет назад

@@chillx1539 oh cool. I used to have a white one named Pepper.

@jeweliazamora7417 5 лет назад

Yes it is proof ((and I have a black cat too)

@rachelhammond3005 5 лет назад

I’m a woman and they had woman in the old days! TImE tRAveL?

@candygraves930 5 лет назад

Obviously

@larshagemann3116 4 года назад

Lucky me. In Germany the word "Government" does not exist (I mean, we have a word for it. But it's obviously not government). Proof that Gemans aren't being mind controlled? Vote now.

@UwU-yd4vc 4 года назад

Ayeeeee👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

@shxhebx2039 3 года назад

Well there was a dude in germany who overthrew the goverment once. I think it was when the phone girl was talking to trump

@beccacatherine1143 3 года назад

@@shxhebx2039 lol i'm lost. wdym?

@brodyatkinson1960 3 года назад

You can’t mind control an aryan they are to perfect of a species

@gabriels.1121 3 года назад

You guys are the controllers

@xenonhuffer Год назад

seriously tho this is why ppl need to understand occam’s razor. like jesus

@nassamcbassa 11 месяцев назад

If those "pictures of celebs before they were born" things were true, danny would probably have been alive for 7543456 years, considering his lookalikes

@DinoRicky 7 месяцев назад

7.5 million years Before humans evolved Cool theory but Maaaaaaaaaaybbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeee not true

@dalion7480 5 лет назад

"We're not crazy!!!" Sounds something like a crazy person would say. Edit: HOLY HECK THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I'VE EVER GOT. THANKS FOR LIKING IG

@xuan4453 5 лет назад

so Im cRaZy?

@Teeeth 4 года назад

The other head obviously whispered *"Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear"*

@ajlee2168 4 года назад

honestly this is underrated

@Teeeth 4 года назад

@@ajlee2168 I feel like the other five likes I gave myself was just a little bit overboard, but thanks!

@panielrosebud 4 года назад

Can confirm, was the head

@Teeeth 4 года назад

@@panielrosebud Oh thanks for confirming my suspicions!

@davidbosy4275 4 года назад

Cant like cuz its at 69

@YourAverageCruz3r_0 Год назад

I know this video is from 4 yrs ago and Danny prob won’t look at this, but, if the earth was flat, nothing would be there, cats would’ve pushed everything off.😂

@itzToastedDuckyR Год назад

6:28 "is some sort of government conspiracy theory, or is this just sad?"

@crimsoncochran1492 3 года назад

This radiates "Fairy! God! Parents!" energy and I dont know how else to explain it

@cyberqueen201 3 года назад

Oh my god- It all makes sense now.

@oryanstudios2252 3 года назад

This is the best way to explain chaos

@Karma_return777 3 года назад

I mean he was right tho 😳

@quitequeerquesadilla 3 года назад

mr crocker was actually right tho, there's a difference

@legitawesome559 2 года назад

This is proof of time travel

@raiiny_deer 5 лет назад

Danny: Hey! What’s up Greg! Me: But my names- Danny: Greg! Me: No it’s- Danny: GrEg!

@pilarmontanogavira1860 5 лет назад

Creator_ Chan Once you sub and turn on notifications, you are now and always and forever Greg. There’s no turning back. You must join Greg. Do not deny it. You NEED to join Greg. We are Greg. Join Greg now. You must