Best of the Worst: Plinketto #5 

You got me doubled over with that

😂

Mike yearns for mastery of the blade.

"hold on i gotta go get my gat. Stand back coppers I'm packing heat"

No he's just a weeb.

Wait what? In a movie like that how come?

I think it is interesting that back then it was so much easier for people to distinguish fiction from reality. At the very least she didn't take any of it personally and had the maturity and self awareness that it's fake.

Tru, I have a coworker like that and she is equally excited when sharing stories about her grandson and talking about executing pedophiles and their families.

She's like a side character in No Country for Old Men

Fuckin' mosquitoes. They're a menace!

I too equate grocery prices with murder and mosquitoes.

@@andrewrobinson1634holy shit you're right lol

One of those bizzare yet mundane lines that kinda just sticks with you

“You know I’m workin for the feds, Tone… anyway, three dollas a pound”

😀😃😄😁😆😅😂👿

When, is ther a timestampl. Or maybe a link. Please help.

​@@steveharvey21028:39

"Gramma, wanna be in my movie? It's called Nail Gun Massacre, and it's about a lady who gets revenge for being gangraped!"

​@@royalcrumble2384Rich Evans' grandma would have done it.

does the job, and that's all any of us wanted

It's a "fart bag"

He learned it from Dog Sitter.

would u prefer the alternative?

He's got R5-D4 under there...

In these politically correct times making jokes about Parkinsons disease puts you on real shaky ground mister!

1:08:05

@@zetetick395 If you have to worry and base your words and decisions upon what others say, then you’re a follower.

@@MajimaGoro8 I think the joke went over your head...

@@RepKyle95 Maybe he has a shaky grasp on the concept of sarcasm?

Hail Slithis

@@notinspectorgadget I am so old I don't remember writing this but its all true...lol. only 46. not ancient.

@@notinspectorgadget wait, are you actually trolling my age right now? lol....you will get there soon my friend and someone will troll you for being an adult during Coronavirus.

You'll love the ending of the latest BOTW.

@@superdooper50 , oh god quick, someone suck the title venom out

Um, “too.”

Mike is a pretty good comedian and Deathstalker 2.

Nice one

ACTUALLY . . .the director's cut of Deathstalker 2 has a different line= "I'll have my Juicy Shaq Meat & Deathstalker Too!!!"

30 million dollars to digitally edit in Rich Evans.

"You people are insane! You're wasting your lives making shit. These movies are terrible!" - (Ed Wood)

I thought it was a beautiful tribute personally

It looks so lifeless and creepy... it's perfect!

They also digitally de-alcohlic-ed mike! It’s almost unwatchable.

Jack is a nosferatu. Nothing anyone can say will prove me wrong.

I watched both and they legitimately kinda good

Nail Gun Massacre, on the other hand, is the worst movie ever

I think because it's full of RAPE

Light-hearted and charming rapes! Please date me.

@@pinkimietz3243 Well it's like all the fun that is DS2 is being held back by their low opinion of DS1 which has a completely different tone. As a fan of the films DS2-DS4 I pretty much ignore DS1 since it's a very forgettable beginning and not worth the fixation RLM has for it. Rare but some movie sequels are better than the original Egs. FX2, Short Circuit 2, Shrek 2.

36:54 The editor (Mike) did, for sure. He even added the little salt on the table.

@@jardelelias5625 well sure, after the fact!

Hack frauds

Don't worry, it goes back to it's original roots and isn't worth watching.

Pretty sure Jack is the strongest with a Katana. If he’s in a blood fugue, that is.

They're clearly rushing to catch up with Marvel.

Samurai Stoklasa is Mike's most powerful form

Bet they borrowed it from Len Kabasinski

I hope they borrowed from Len! That guy rocks! Cheers from Canada

Christy O'Faghan made me feel like it was a jab at warrior princess

The glitches were happening while they were discussing the failed editing on Princess Warrior, I thought Mike was doing a meta joke...

Mylo Delarus I thought so too

I don't remember liking this comment roughly a year ago, but goddammit, this deserves more attention.

You called a joke they used later. With Mac.

rich in a bald cap and glasses

or just edit out the ball at the moment he drops it, say it's not working and have jay do it

so, like, the obvious joke? And you want to be my latex salesman?

Ahhh, wealthy is the man who has seen the Blood Waters of Dr Z(Zaat)

Johnny Mocny timestamp?

Johnny Mocny im glad im not the only one who wants this as well.

@@CharIest0n 19:45

Late reply but I think he’s saying that it’s a waste of money because people just send them in the mail for free

46:12

Grew up in bumfuck Florida myself. Can definitely agree that nail gun massacre NAILS the south, so to speak.

That's adorable :3

It should be

It damn well should be.

Must be related to Link

TIL Jay doesn't know the word "glowed"

It’s so true this is a porn if the porn was edited out of it

+Dungeons and Dobbers Here in Germany this is actually a well-known Genre that runs after Midnight on several free TV Channels, so everyone can see them. Basically Movies with a lot of Sex but without actual Sex happening. The TV Program Magazine usually lists the Genre under the Movie Name as "Erotik-Film" And yes you also see Boobs since here in Germany showing Boobs isn't a big deal unlike in the USA. So having such Movies on Cable TV for free every Night is normal You can imagine what most of us secretely watched on TV when the Parents thought we were sleeping. This was in the 90s Years before the Internet established itself and Free Porn became a Thing. Yet, those "Erotik-Films" still run in the same Number on several German TV Channels after Midnight to this Day, so i guess there must be still People who watch these for one Reason or another haha

@@chartreux1532 What is the appeal of this genre now that the internet exists?

@@SaladofStones Less blue light from the screen

kind of forgetting that not everyone uses the Internet to such an extent like we are, especially older generations

CACox97 *slide-whistle*

I thought he reached new heights.

CACox97 boomboombahboom BRAAAAAaaaaaaa....

Infra Red “He’s bad” Thank you 4th grader for your stunning insight

Infra Red Interesting how you bring up a scientific degree when dealing with something as incredibly subjective as the perception of humor.

Mijn Kat Heeft Ook Snorharen ur the best

24 Frames Of Nick I call his PAC Man shirt

24 Frames Of Nick sure if you want AIIIIIIDDDDsss

I want that juicy Shaq meat shirt.

They sold off the "Dick the birthday boy" shirt on eBay, didn't they?

My work sells that Pac Man shirt and its on display prominently so I'm always thinking of Rich Evans.

They’ve done a Nukie episode since then, so there’s still a chance

Jack really did drop the ball.

exonerative i thought the glitches were intentional to make fun of that hahaha

exonerative mike edited it though

Frauds!

No, the irony is Mike. He's very sarcastic.

“It’ll do”…. That genuinely scared the fuck outta me..

Aw. Let me guess...someone stole your sweet roll.

My current Skyrim character is named slithus the deathstalker

keinonahkatakki I heard there are plans on bringing him back as a force ghost..

No ones ever really gone

@@csharp48 Somehow, Rich Evans has returned.

You’re right... He certainly was a somewhat tolerable human being.

More like too lewd sad really.

soon, we can only hope

At dinner tonight, I found out the actress for two(!) main roles in _Deathstalker III_ ran for Senate in PA this year. Ironically, in her primary, she took 4th place.

Statistically you probably have another 1-2 years to wait

They finally watched Nukie so I think Deathstalker III is the next highly anticipated, fabled piece of garbage they'll watch

@@MegaZetashe was also Ambassador to Denmark under Trump 😂

excuse me what?

I legitimately cannot tell if you’re trolling or being serious.

I discovered this while article-jumping in wikipedia, and was also shocked. It appears she was also pretty bad at it too

​@@omaralonsolopez2593pretty shocking that a doll from Deathstalker wasn't good at formally representing an entire country

and some answer...."He's dead."

Tasteless or marketing genius?

That and the line at the end of the back cover "No holes barred."

Good Lord! Someone call Human Resources on this slutty rape film because they have it coming.

@@milliondollarmistake Both. Evil genius.

precisely

Wiz There's barely any Rich Evans in this video, so I'm guessing they edited it out

too late... i am already at the hospital.

It’s a shame too because it woulda been really great if it was the victim taking revenge!

Yeah, maybe someone said "we need a twist".

According to IMDb, they had to cut most of the script because of their low budget, which is why nothing makes any sense.

The rewatch value is high

I know it's stupid, but the fact that they don't point out that the scene is referencing Laugh In and instead say Hee-Haw bothers me...

@@talesfromthebubble6327 Hee-haw is the one that had the "Pop up out of the cornfield" jokes? I'm not sure what you mean by it referencing Laugh-In. Did they have a similar thing?

@@ttimlake You might be right about Hee-Haw having the pop-up skits, but Laugh In had the guy in the bushes who would look out and say, "Very interesting," of which Deathstalker did a lazy-ass impression. I know lazy-ass is the theme of the movie, so it does go with it.

@@talesfromthebubble6327 After he said, "Very interesting..." I kept waiting for the required next line, "But stupid!" Ah well.

Two years later, still nothing :(

It was on MST-3K. Make's ya think?

nd4spd I guess you need to like silly cheezy movies with terrible acting.

Holy shit I can actually see it

Will what are you doing here they'll figure out Sean Bean killed Rich! :O

49:46 is pretty good too

wowie

😅

Why not?

He is having a midlife crisis and wants to look like he did as a child. Well, at least what he thinks is his childhood because of the dementia.

"Dressed like."

woah i just realized mike and jay are wearing the exact same outfit (while viewing the movies)

Because they'll never defeat the cobras!

Don't worry, they'll edit him in later with CGI.

I would have loved it if they superimposed a slightly floaty Rich just awkwardly at the side of the frame and have him react to things slightly out of sync.

Yeah arm rests are for homophobes!

It's like he barked it. I've never noticed that!

Were you watching Planet of the Erotic Ape?

read that as lesbian at first

Steven Simmons I haven't actually seen that one... Gonna have to look it up!

OutScreamer LOL

I would have watched her reading the telephone book. She was that hot in the 80's. Her full frontal nudity in Bachelor Party and Amazon Women on the Moon would fry any straight male's brain circuits.

You should! It's cheesy fun that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Santiago Dupetit yep

Santiago Dupetit Is Plinketto #5 replacing Rich?

How did you know he's a cop?