Cool as Ice - BAD MOVIES! 

Im pretty sure vanilla ice was the main demographic for this movie

No matter how lame you think you are, watching vanilla ice be a completely non self aware doofus in this movie should make you feel 100 times better

Both The Room and this movie have protagonists named Johnny who dress eccentrically and behave as if they aren’t actual humans

“Words of wisdom - drop that zero and get with the hero.” Truly the greatest line of dialogue in movie history.

Fun fact: the actress who played Kathy in this film also starred in Home Alone as Heather McCallister

Can we all just stop and take a look at the tagline on the movie poster - "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice." ….What the hell does that mean? Ice doesn't melt things, it freezes them. HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ICE???

Now Vanilla Ice fixes houses on TV.

All 90s houses were smokey all the time.

2 in a month? Who are you and what have you done

The cinematographer for this movie also worked on Schindler's list and Saving private ryan lol

"Imagine every morning, somebody's dirty fingers shoving something cold and wet into your mouth." I just love the way he describes it.

Back when I was in high school in 1992-93 a guy showed bits of this movie in class and talked about how great it was and how Vanilla Ice was such voice for our generation standing up to the man. I remember being disturbed by the bit about him sneaking into her room and shoving ice in her mouth. Until this video showed up I was never able to figure out what movie it was.

Beard is looking chill, yo. One could say you look...cool...as...ice?

Vanilla Ice is the late 80s and early 90s Jake Paul

I laugh when Ice walks up to Cat's door and gives it ONE knock, then stands back like someone is supposed to answer that sh*t. And they do.

Two Time Oscar winner and Steven Spielberg‘s personal cinematographer, Janusz Kaminski, shot this film. It was one of the first films he ever shot and one of his main signatures is that he loves working with natural lighting. Which makes sense in something like AI or Ready Player One but NOT HERE! XD Angles are still cool though lol

Vanilla Ice looks like some kind of clothing elemental.

4:10 “burrow her stuff” my god you’re so Canadian, it’s great

I think it's funny that, in the jump-scenes, they didn't even try to hide that they swapped the big Motorbike for a Motorcross-one.

"Drop the zero and get with the hero."

Nice catch with the sunglasses. That's comprehensive journalism right there.

I’m shocked it didn’t sweep the Oscars

Should have been his 8th Mile. It wasnt.

On the cover of this "film," our boy Vanilla's jacket says "yep yep" on the right sleeve about the bicep; but in the "film" itself, in exactly the same place, the jacket says "sex me up." So does Vanilla Ice own two of these abominable articles covered in what I presume are his favored utterances?

That movie was so bad it became brilliant again. I loved it as a very young teenager.

It is unholy levels of not ok that the moment the notification from RU-vid popped up on my phone that this video was uploaded I was listening to Ninja Rap and I had been for the past fifteen minutes on repeat

How did I miss this? This is one of the best Rifftrax movies ever.

Ice Ice Baby was the first single I ever bought. I was so innocent back then!

If this is how guys won over women in the 90s I wonder how they won over women in the 80s.

Tommy wiseau is making a new movie BIG SHARK Pls review it when it releases

Can we admit the shots of his motorcycle are pretty cool? And his wardrobe is pretty awesome.

Thank God you made a review about this movie. Got bored rewatching the Jontron one after like 30 times

It's a little known fact, but Vanilla Ice once jumped his bike at Christopher Reeve. It didn't win his heart apparently.

I decided to look up Vanilla Ice, just to see where he's at now. Apparently he got arrested in 2015 for stealing furniture and shit from somebody's house, then got off doing community service. Dude's doing great. Edit: Apparently, this movie was supposed to serve as a remake of an old Brando flick from the '50s. It just adds a whole new level of bad, that Ice was supposed to be stepping into Brando's shoes.

Vanilla ice dances like he is fighting off a swarm of bees.

I remember it was heavily promoted in the early 90's but quickly went straight to home video.

Everyone should listen to the "How Did This Get Made" podcast episode on 'Cool as Ice', they discuss all this funny stuff and then they actually interview Ice about the movie at the end. Thanks for the new episode!

Do a episode of threat level midnight by Michael Scott

Fun Fact: The cinematographer for Cool As Ice also went on to win Oscars For Best Cinematography for Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan. His name is Janusz Kaminski.

Everybody go ahead and get your “The Room” quote of the way here:

I'm not ashamed to say I loved that movie as a kid. Because I didn't know any better. Still, it brings back nice memories.

2 weeks are up, mark, come on, chop chop! what do you think it is I'm not paying you for?

Cool as ice is just pro-long music video to hype Vanilla Ice star power. Makes no-sense ,but looks cool...thats all they wanted.

The tagline for this movie was '' When a girl's heart is made of stone there's only one way to melt it - just add ice.'' I still don't know how the fuck that's supposed to work.

2014: Look at the reflections in Exorcist II, see a crew member. 2019: Look at the reflections in Cool as Ice, see a cast member. Awesome work! 👍

The reason why they were in a hurry because they running away from Suge Knight.

When it came to women I took the more subtle approach of driving my jeep through their front door at dinner time..60% of the time it works every time

This movie really makes you feel like vanilla ice

"Drop that zero and get with the hero" ..... LMAO!

He's still worth $18 million, dontchaknow.

I have finally reached an age (and maturity level) where I can admit that this was one of my favorite movies (when I was a kid so don't laugh so stop laughing so hard). PS I STILL wish I could score a set of those salt and pepper shakers though.😂🤣 Great content bro.

YES!!! It’s always a bright day when Mark uploads!!!

He proved me right, and damn your looking good mate.

You gotta love how Vanilla Ice went from the most viral music videos to the laughing stock of rappers and this whole movie.

dude, EVERY Hollywood movie or series has this interrior fogg. :D

Watching this on my break at work. I don't care if I'm late from lunch. They can wait.

OMG my brain blocked this trauma from my consciousness and you just made me remember the horror of this movie.

Was that horse/bike scene what Hotshots was parodying?

I remember when this came out on VHS a girl from school invited me over to watch a movie and this is the one she picked. When it was over she asked me what I thought of it. I didn't know how to answer because I cringed the entire movie (this video actually did it more justice than it deserved) and I didn't want to wreck the rest of the night. But I couldn't bring myself to pretend to like it, because I really didn't want to end up dating this girl and end up watching more movies like it. I told her the truth, and she told me that she also didn't care for the movie. We dated for about seven years after that. My take away is this. That night I should have ran and never looked back. That seven years I spent with her were a nightmare that took far too long to wake up from!! Her picking this movie should have been a warning sign. This was far from the last terrible movie I watched with her in that seven years. I think she lied about disliking it. She had a horrible taste in movies. I still remember the night her and I broke up. I put on my saddest face act and walked to my car. She yelled after me that she was so sorry. I couldn't turn around because I didn't want her to see me smile. So young people take my words to heart. If you go on a first date and the love interest has a crappy taste in movies. Take it as a warning. It's not going to get any better.

Im surprised you didn’t question if anyone has a job in the movie , how do they afford where they live or them motorcycles . Why are they all free all the time like vanilla ice just randomly riding in different places.

The way you say "borrow" is the most canadian thing i've heard since the last season of South Park lol. Truly incredible

Thanks so much for finally reviewing a movie with one of my all time favourite rappers Terrible movie, but what sticks out is how criminally underrated Vanilla Ice is nowadays Hooked, Cool as Ice, Ice is Working It, Play that Funky Music, Rolling in my 5.0 just to name a few hits

Speaking of Cool as Ice....that Troll 2 shirt ;)

You deserve a million subscribers man. The number you have right now does not reflect the quality of your content.

4:04 Hey! That is the actor who played Superboy!

@9:05 a musician (especially one that worked with samples a lot) recognizing a rhythmic sound they heard recently is probably the **most** believable part of the entire movie.

I remember the big deal where I came from was that Kristin Minter was a local and went to the same school. It kind was like this: "hey did ya hear about Kristen getting a big role in a movie? (She already had a bit role in Home Alone)" oh yeah? What movie? "Cool as Ice with Vanilla Ice!" Oh. That's weird. Are ya sure it's not a music video?

He lives by me. He's actually a cool dude.

Fuck Ya. I've gotta dishes to do tonight, and I can't wait for you to keep me company!

My favorite part is you referring to him as vanilla throughout lmao

This movie is so bad that it's good. If viewed as a self-parody rather than an ego vehicle, it's entertaining.

Can you please go back to the old background music

"His goes Dum dum dum, dada dum dum, and mine goes, dadum dum dum dada dum dum", haha

"Boro her stuff." Love Canadians.

I don’t know why but seeing mistakes where the reflection of something shows the crew just chilling out is so funny to me😂 Knight Rider has like 20 per episode and they’re always so obvious lmao

As for your next movie, it has to be a Neil Breen one.

The would-be love song is EPIC ! ! ! :-D :-D

This movie was regarded as laughably tryhard hip at the time of its release. Imagine decades later x')

I feel it’s worth mentioning, I’m a retired professional motocross racer, I was on Honda, Yamaha & Suzuki Factory Support teams & I was also on _Pro Circuit Kawasaki_ pro team & _Yamaha of Troy._ Rob (Vanilla’s actual first name) was an accomplished amateur motocross racer in the Florida area... him & I were on two different levels, I had all brand new gear & bikes tuned specifically for me with all top level aftermarket & custom made parts... and I had things available to me that Rob didn’t...one of the times I was against him, my Yamaha YZ125 had an 18-tooth front sprocket & a 36-tooth rear sprocket, Pro Circuit Pipe/Silencer, Wiseco High Compression Pistons, Factory Connection Suspension, and so much more....I took the holeshot & I lapped Robbie...

Wait... this was actually a movie ? 😔😑🙄

Vanilla Ice is when your custom made character appeared in a video game cutscene

Oh, hi *insert The Room reference".

Been watching dis channel for years, love it

Heyyy its my favorite youtuberrrr

It is as good to see you back this week as it was last.

You should definitely do a bad movies review of Dragonball Evolution.

Wish i could like this twice for how soon im watching it . now i cant sleep again

When I was in 10th grade my best friend used to quote random lines from this movie as if Mr Ice was indeed as cool as he believed himself to be. I'm so happy as an adult woman that I had not seen the movie at the time and didn't need to go along with the joke. It would have crushed my soul and disfigured my dignity.

I remember going to the theater and watching this. Full disclosure, I had a friend that was really into him. I was surprised to see Michael Gross. He was by far the best actor in the movie. I just kept thinking, what is the dad from Family Ties doing in this stupid movie.

Whats crazy is Chris Brown pretty much stole his idenity from Vanilla Ice.

I just realized I've been watching this channel since I was 9... Holy shit.

Fun fact: The cinematographer for this movie was Janusz Kaminski... Yes...THAT Janusz Kaminski...the guy whose been Steven Spielberg's DP for EVERY film he's done since Schindler's List... ...Yeah, let that sink in. But then again, if Giles Nuttgens (the cinematographer for Battlefield Earth) can shoot a decent film like Hell or High Water...maybe redemption is easier than we thought. Lol.

Oh, my God! They dragged poor Michael Gross into this shit-fest, didn’t they? That’s the second time I’ve referenced CinemaSins on one of these videos. Sorry, Mark *(Ding)!*

As a kid, I thought Vanilla Ice was one of the coolest dudes in the world. I wanted his swag so bad. And this is coming from a Puerto Rican kid, in the ghettos of the South Bronx. I knew some rappers personally growing up who are 100 times harder than Vanilla Ice. Vanilla Ice and this movie was just so dope to me though, hahaha. I used to watch it over and over on VHS.

How dare you call this masterpiece boring!

thats so 90's it hurts :D

Leave a comment, even a random one. Increased viewer interaction helps him out.

I would say "Oh, hi Mark" but he finally beat me to it.

Sugar Shack? I like it better when it was Roadhouse.

Movie was so damn corny I actually loved it! 😅 & I just watched it the other day! Hahaha