Dear Winter...GIRL! 

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Winter always bust in like we owe her money or something, just boom kick the door in no greeting " yall got my money or do I have to hold a nostril hostage"😂😂

One nostril stuffy, the other one runny, my knees and my back achy, my glasses always foggy, my wig always crooked, my lips always cracked, but I love winter! 😂😂😂

What I love about winter: no mosquitos, hot chocolate, and people are wearing more clothes.

I just want to know did fall know she was supposed to come to work or is Winter covering her shift . 😅😅😅😅😅😅

Winter: cold? Add extra blankets, socks, sweater, hat, jacket, robe = you're warmer! Summer: hot? Get ALL-DE-WAY NEKKID = you're still hot & now sweaty, mosquito-bitten & embarrassed cuz you look foolish! There IS a difference!

Winter said, "Yall ain't seen nothing yet😂😂😂😂 hold up, watch this...im just getting started"😂😂😂😂

I love that you can escape the cold. In the summer you can't escape the heat.

What I hate: sick people coughing and breathing on me (QUIT LYING ABOUT NOT BEING SICK AND JUST STAY HOME), depressing weather day after day, my utility bill. What I love: boots, more boots, and after that, some boots.

"A lil boot and a lil legging"😂😂😂

"Observations...angrily!" "Sick and ashy." I hollered. I love that I can get to legitimately stay in my house and no one will dog me out about it.

WHAT IS I GOT!!!!!😂😂😂😂

I don’t mind the cold but don’t be cold AND windy. No ma’am. I can’t take it 😩

Winter coming in Hot ain't it 😂😂😂 Real disrespectful today

Not a combustion pipe??!!😂😂 What I like about winter….When it becomes spring!🤷🏾‍♀️😄 I like a cute little snow for a day, then I’m ready for 75°!

Listen it’s only been cold 48 hours & I’m already over it. 🤦🏽‍♀️😩

I love being cozy at the house, burning the fireplace, and wearing sweaters , hoodies, and comfy socks

What I hate: almost slipping on the icy sidewalk right outside my house, or actually slipping and falling onto my hands and knees because the icy sidewalk right outside my house. What I love: being able to wear my nice cute colourful chunky v-neck sweaters and ear muffs and gloves.

I'm the person who needs a sweater in the grocery store in July, so winter is miserable for me, but the absolute worst part about it is that everywhere you look it is dull, damp, and brown. Sad brown. The first sunny day in spring is the happiest day of my entire year.

Baby, what is I got?!?! What is it??😂...sick and ashy in this brown skin 😢...I'm fully embracing the sweaters this winter. You are awesome!!

Girl you spoke exactly how I feel about this winter season. It came way too fast, not only did we get snow showers out of nowhere yesterday and drastic lowering of the temperature for the past two weeks. But I got sick and I’m still recovering from this darn cold! Winter you came in way too drastically and you are doing too much!!!

I love nothing about the season of winter. I don't like to be cold. I don't like to have to dress warmly just to have to take off layers because I'm having a hot flash. Be blessed, EJ. Thank you for always bringing the funny. You make me laugh-out-loud.

I hate being cold AND sick. But this season brings with it soup, hot beverages, Christmas, and cheesy Christmas movies, and that's what I love about it.

What I love about the winter: the bugs are gone. I can wear boots and skull caps so I don't have to comb my hair to go out. What I hate about the winter: EVERYTHING ELSE. I GOT A WHOLE ATTITUDE OVER HERE IN MEMPHIS.

Winter ❄️ weather makes me rethink going outside and going to the grocery store. I love being snuggled in my bed. Honey…best part of my night in the bed watching a movie or reading a book.

What I don't like about winter is that it's not even winter, it's autumn. Winter needs to stop showing up early like one of my coworkers who is always early, always in a happy mood, sipping on her Starbucks. It's irritating. 😣

Girl yes!! Here in Chicago it’s cold like January and it’s only November. People coughing, and got the sniffles already!! Plus it snowed yesterday on Halloween!! Trick or Treat on us with Winter !!❄️🥶🤣

Honey, protect yourself while you out here touring these streets (Avenues and Boulevards) giving all your fabulous shows! Praying for wellness and healing. Much grace and love… see ya in NYC!

Combustion pipe took me smooth out😂😂

What I love about the winter... Christmas lights.

I don’t like cold weather .. period… but I do love the cute little outfits and sweaters that be coming out this time of year.. cuz ya know sistas like to shop Edit: I’m glad this is internet and I ain’t around none of ya cause y’all over there sick and sniffling and achy and I’m not havin none of it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Love you EJ…ok so I COMPLETELY hate Winter…the ONLYEST thing I LOVE 🥰 about Winter is when it’s GONE 😂😂😂

I love the “winter holidays.” Between September and February, there’s a holiday each month, some months have two!

Oh Baby Gurl, I hear it in your voice. Do feel better!!😢❤

yeessss! my elbows so dry and cracked and i got my sexy gravel voice going on. Pros i do love being snuggled up under like 4 blankets sipping my cocoa/ coffee watching a movie marathon and the sleep is on point in the winter ( as long as im not sick).😊

Summer? Come and get ya, girl, Winter. I can't Deal with her No MO!🥴

Well what I love about the winter is the Christmas season, but right now in GA it's cold in the morning and hot in the afternoon 😮 idk whether to put on a sweatshirt and shorts or a coat with sandals! 😂 I just wish it would make up its mind already!!!!

I like the snow and the cold. I like that when I go somewhere there are fewer people. What I don't like about winter is the icy sidewalks and roads.

What I love about the Winter is we gain an extra hour of sleep, warm cappucinos, fuzzy socks, family gatherings, I can turn my heat up and folks not look at me sideways lol. But what I hate about Winter is the cold, as an anemic person it hits you totally different if you aren't careful. I also hate everybody coming to work sick instead of staying home and recovering. I have rent to pay and can't afford to miss a day because someone brought their germs to clock in with them at the start of their shift.

I like winter fashion! But I definitely get your point, especially about being "sick and ashy." Hilarious!

😂😂😂😂 I literally have been sick since the season started to shift in mid July 🙃 like for reallllll!! I love the fall!! sweater weather!!! cool nights NO BUGS! NO BUGS! NO BEES CHASING ME!! AMEN that's all

Love: every insect that wants to come in my house dies or returns to Hell. Hate: it's cold. I'm in one of those states where cold is different than other people's cold. It's so cold, ice falls out of the sky..as already ice. 🤷🏼‍♀️ It's so cold, it's hard to tell if there's spiritual activity or is it just cold. 👻 It's SO cold, even Winter birds cannot be seen. They leave, with the ducks. 🦆

😂😂 EJ I love the winter months. The air is nice and crisp and when I go for my walks I don’t bump into no neighbors because they’re in the house hiding from the crisp air or at work. 😂😂 I’m retired and loving ❤ every minute of it. Cooking Chili and Soups and watching Hallmark Christmas Movies!

The other stuff that comes with winter..YESSSSS!! Somebody gets me 😭

I just got over covid 2 weeks ago, then I had the nerve to have a horrible sinus infection at the same time. Face and head hurt, fever, congestion, coughing. Then 2 of my kids got it. I'm better but I still have fatigue and insomnia at the same time. Somebody help! 😂😂

I want to remind yall of the 110 to 115 summer heat. We are never satisfied🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love sweater weather but winters being so disrespectful rn by coming to the party early. My knees not supposed to be aching before Thanksgiving and I haven’t had time to pull my cozy sweaters & sweatshirts out yet.

I love the cooler weather. I'm a bigger girl, and in my 44's so heat is not my friend. But yes, dry skin and sore throat is not ok either.

I ❤ winter because the mosquitoes leave me alone and I get a few bite-free months.

I can’t stand being Dry and Ashy and the stupid cough that comes 🙄 but I LOOOOOVE Sweater Weather ❤❤❤

SWEATERS! I love my different comfy sweaters, fun sweaters, colorful sweaters, crop sweaters...my whole sweater collection! I look forward to buying new sweaters every year!

I just love how winter leaves every year. I never complain about the summer bc I can deal with triple digits better than I can deal with the temperature being below 70°. I know, I know, not a popular opinion.

I was born in January. I love climbing under my fleece comforter for a long winter's nap!

I love boots, sweaters and leggings in winter. I also love pulling out all the hoodies. I am about to sew up sweaters and hoodies over the next few weeks and maybe some leggings too. So I guess I like winter sewing.

What I hate about the winter: "All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey". I'm allergic to all allergens in the cold air, so my allergies are worse in the winter, which includes my skin BURNING when ANY fresh air hits it. Less sunlight Dry air Chapped lips Dirty snow Constant running nose Nose bleeds Seasonal depression Using 50/11 body balm products to stop the ashiness Having to wear at least 3 layers of clothes and then having a hot flash.😩😢😫😩 No energy b/c I want to hibernate until May😴 Blizzards and ice.😐 What I like: Cravings for and eating comfort foods.

"What is I got".......laughs uncontrollably

I love the winter. As soon as it gets below 60 I’m turning the heat on and the smell of the furnace just makes me so happy. I don’t like that it gets dark right after lunch. Best part about winter is NO BUGS!

Winter always comes in hot. Fall has been reduced to 15 minutes on a Tuesday during work hours and no one is outside.

My complaint about winter is that it forces all the northerners down here to Florida, and we have to deal wit they raggedy driving. Stay home this winter, we need a lil break.

I absolutely love the winter! I'm always excited to wear my sweaters, hoodies and boots. However my body says otherwise, cause here comes the sinus infections, leg and back aches.

Let’s not forget going to bed feeling halfway decent and waking up sounding like Barry White with severe Strept and a bad sinus infection and you’re a female. But….. it’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeaaaaaarrrr❤🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵

I love the winter. The leaves falling, hot cocoa. Love the weather. I feel sorry for my family they get cold so easily. Thermostat games are in full effect!😂

I love the good holiday eating at Thanksgiving and Christmas and seeing good people who you don't see often enough at dinner. 😀❤️

Love YOUUU! I moved after growing up in Maryland. Chile’ I like the warm bc like you said winter be doing too much! 😂

"Sick and ashy." 😭😭😭💀💀

Zero pet peeves. Love: the non-90 degree days, snuggling under a warm blanket, wearing my cutest clothes, walking way more because I don't melt when I go out, holiday get togethers. ❤❤❤

Define The Winters Blues. That’s all I’m saying, lol ❤

It's not even winter, though! We only had fall for 1 month

Winter and Fall are my loves!! Summer is of the devil! No complaints over this here cold!’ ❄️☃️⛄️🌨️⛷️

The way I screamed cuz yesssss BAYBEEEEE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I feel the same way... 😂😢😂😂😂. But, I love it, fall and winter❤❤

I hope that you feel better soon 💜. I hate it when I get congested because i sound like one of the Marlborough moms, but I've never smoked anything...🤦‍♀️

I like that I don't have to cut grass in the winter. That's about it.

Winter always have my Rheumatoid Arthritis acting a plum fool...y'all pray my strength 😢🙏💗

You will find me lounging in sweats and covered up under a blanket in the summertime, so winter is way too cold for me. What I like about winter is that it gives me an excuse to also turn the heat on. 😂

" You just have the winter blues" is my response to everyone's real-life problems for the next four months 😂

Being a no socks while u in bed then u get up and cold feet forreal. Only winter would do that. Gimme room temperature feet

I love running in the winter. The sun is farther away, less sweating, my face skin gets nice and tight for free. 😂

My entire mood and feelings about winter. Like what are you rushing for, you pushed fall right on out the way she ain't do nothing to you. But fell back. You are mean and rude. That is bullying. 🤣💯

I love the cold weather very much. As a big girl I'm not sweating out my hair or smell good lotions or my bess bra... Etc etc. I don't care so much for the holidays but you get whatchu get, don't throw no fit

What do I love?: cozy blankets What don’t I love?: Everything else. This year just skipped fall and went aggressively into winter.

I was just having this discussion. I love the winter cause my hot flashes keep it summer year round. Like you EJ I love a cute boot even if I know by 2 hrs of wear. My flashes are like girl unless you want to eat this pavement you better take those off. Cause I'm coming in hot which means I'm about to have a fainting spell.

I love Winter, because all my damn nosy neighbors,are All inside, Now I have 🙏Peace,& PrivacEEE,No Bugs,No Sweatin' Just....Comfort,& JOY🎉😂❤

She said combustion pipe😂😂😂

Chile the issue is winter came EARLY it's still FALL like girl let the leaves finish dying first 🙄🙄🙄🥲🥲😭😭😭

I moved from Charlotte back to Illinois. Omg whyyyyyyyyyyy did I do that??? Winter come through so freaky fast. So not ready. I hate everything about winter. The cold, the snow, the colds that comes from playing in the snow. Too much drama with winter 😂

"Maybe it's progressed to 20" I'm dead 😂😂😂

I LOVE winter! Stepping over not shoveled snow is the ONLY work out I’m getting!❄️☃️⛄️🌨

Love the winter. Pet peeve- icy sidewalks; danger of slipping. Like- cool fresh air, cute jackets,scarves, earmuffs and hats.

Winter DO be doing too much!!! Not only 'tis the season to be freezin', but we gotta watch out for ice, falling, getting sick, car accidents....it's a LOT 😢

I hate the snow and cold and love the heat in my car when it’s cold and snowing…😂

What i love about the winter is "ITS MY BDAY TOMORROW "🎉😂!

I also don't like sounding like a combustion pipe. 😂😂😂😂 Killed me as I totally was sick last week sounding like this. 😂😂😂 I love the Holidays in winter, the smells of apple cinnamon, boots, sweaters, hoodies, coffee, hot chocolate, and sitting by a fire outiside of fireplace. ❤❤❤❤

I’m dealing with real winter for the second time in my life and this year has been hell and it hasn’t even started officially. I’m sick, it’s cold, everywhere looks dull, too many leaves falling from trees. I’m over it already

I cannot wait to see you in the ATL, EJ! You are hilarious! And yes, winter came in like, totally disrepectfully.

😂😂😂Winter is not my girl I don’t know why Fall woke her up. But when Spring and Summer come back I’m be back glad😂😂😂😂 I wrote that how I feel 😂😂😂😂

I hate everything about the winter! Im in Chicago and winters are BRUTAL. Darkness, bitter artic cold, bone chilling wind, and snow and it feel like it last forever at least 8 months. Lol. I love those ocassional summer days when we have 100 degree weather and sunshine.

Girl, yes!! I have been dealing with one of those "unidentifiable" viral infections. Been sick all week. The calendar don't even say it's Winter, but she coming in like an angry ex stalking me everywhere I go. How is it this cold already? How Sway!!

“wow I got to be sick and ashy “ 😂😂😂

Love the winter, I even walk in it!! But today, I arrived to the campus 30 min late, because winter be promoting vehicle accidents, like lots of them today. Dang girl!!!! But I love you winter❤