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in this video i yell at students
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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@Clyman974 2 месяца назад

The "I'm not paid for this" part is the funniest, looking back now I realize how many guest speakers came to our classes being obviously not paid for some reason

@TheRealBobbyMC 2 месяца назад

When I remember the crackheads I assume it was some parole condition. Most of the others seemed to be nursing trauma by talking about it in a constructive way.

@hisokalperv1096 2 месяца назад

@@TheRealBobbyMC when i was like 14 they got some random dude off the street that just got out of a 20 year sentence and he just told us about all the crimes he got away with laughing like a villain, and the teachers are nodding while this dude gloats for like 3 hours

@BigDaddyWes 2 месяца назад

I mean, they barely pay teachers.

@genghis_connie 2 месяца назад

@@BigDaddyWesTruth.

@grantwelch2043 2 месяца назад

If they’re a public worker like a park ranger they’re still being paid by the government for their normal hours

@antantgaming7720 2 месяца назад

It’s a good thing their was an “Aa” sign in the background, otherwise I would have had no idea that was classroom

@xxSeanVxx 2 месяца назад

They legit could do a lesson on his minimalist set design 😂

@sirizalot 2 месяца назад

>>their was Sounds like you need a classroom

@EllaNonimato Месяц назад

*there

@Moe5Tavern 2 месяца назад

I laughed so hard at that choice of words: "absolutely CREAMED a deer" 😂

@memeemporer11 2 месяца назад

Furries be like

@Uberwenis 2 месяца назад

I'm reminded of a certain WKUK skit.........

@hiepphambui3941 2 месяца назад

I think it was "careened"

@lucarioingo5338 2 месяца назад

@@memeemporer11 can confirm uwu

@SChristianCollins 2 месяца назад

@@hiepphambui3941A definition of "cream" as a verb is "to beat or damage severely". Perhaps this usage is more a midwestern thing? I dunno. I live in Wisconsin (as does Gus) and this is a common phrase around here.

@scottybishop2547 2 месяца назад

“I squarshed it” -Gus Johnson 2024

@SnowBlitz7 2 месяца назад

Man that could have gone badly Good thing you handled it well

@Mriya6 2 месяца назад

The pacing on this descent into madness is perfect. The behaviour becomes increasingly erratic as we become increasingly certain he has a pretty severe concussion from his car accident, it all totally tracks without ever being unbelievable, it's spot on. Great job!

@nomadned9349 2 месяца назад

I don't think the principal is coming back today. Hearing about the deer made him take the day off.

@istdochallesegal3427 2 месяца назад

He did say that he was at the vet's office - maybe to save what was left of the deer?

@meltedlyricoriginal 2 месяца назад

Seeing a creamed deer on the side of the road is a typical occurrence in the midwest, especially in Wisconsin

@bloodsweatandbeers4684 2 месяца назад

Creamed deer is also a Midwest delicacy

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 2 месяца назад

Its also a thing you see in the Northeast. Not joking, things jack any and all survival instinct. Ever seen a deer jump out of the woods, get absolutely obliterated by a semi going 60+, and basically turn the next 300ft of blacktop into a viscera-strewn confetti crimescene? Gorey af and honestly kind of impressive. After that I started calling semis hamburger helpers.

@LiamBZS. 2 месяца назад

It's #&$% insane in my country. Almost all roads don't have any bridges for wild life to safely cross(above or under). At least once every 6 months I see something dead on the road but I guess the greedy people in the government really do need all that extra money for their new shoes... Anyway have a good day.

@davidhochstetler4068 2 месяца назад

@@LiamBZS.once every whole 6 months?!?! Me oh my that’s so frequent to see such a gruesome sight!!!!

@LiamBZS. 2 месяца назад

@@davidhochstetler4068 I don't think it's very frequent, but the fact I'm not on the road a lot, means it probably happens a lot more and I just don't see it.

@ZavierG1 2 месяца назад

Ironically Jim Nelson is a real guy I know and he was a park ranger

@rhandhom1 2 месяца назад

I went to high school with a Jim Nelson.

@DIOBrando-ij2bp 2 месяца назад

Sounds more coincidental.

@Samuel-xs2yv 2 месяца назад

Perhaps even serendipitous

@notchris460 2 месяца назад

What's ironic about that?

@jakubjohnson6741 2 месяца назад

@notchris460 it's dramatic irony.

@mywinterfirefly98 2 месяца назад

"I'm not even paid to be here today". Accurate and sad lol

@Cyranek 2 месяца назад

principal nelson what a friggin guy

@BrendansMomFitnessOfficial 2 месяца назад

Dang right brother

@whyisthisusernamesticky 2 месяца назад

I'd like to think this is the same guy from the sketch in his car begging the school for a job

@BentendoGameBoy 2 месяца назад

Ranger Ruben... I ate the pinecone.

@istdochallesegal3427 2 месяца назад

You'll be ok, Ralph Wiggum

@dragonrider9051 2 месяца назад

"That tracks, that tracks based on the day"😂😂😂

@danielpellegrini3381 2 месяца назад

"Here, feel this. Feel how sharp that is." 😂

@aydomac 2 месяца назад

“I walked in here like this?? That tracks” 😂😂😂

@christinam9989 2 месяца назад

I lost it when he said that!! 😅😅

@ChipCheerio 2 месяца назад

“I’m tryna figure out my civil sort of lawsuit situation that I’m dealing with here.” Such a great quote

@zord4691 2 месяца назад

Creamed deer is a delicacy where I’m from

@likebot. 2 месяца назад

We have _roadkill of the day_ in these parts. ♪Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll...

@brendanmorales4504 2 месяца назад

Oh deer.

@CrazyEight-art 2 месяца назад

Really? Puns? What the buck is your problem?

@daltimond 2 месяца назад

OOOOOohh. Deer. I get it.

@onyourself3369 2 месяца назад

Him just discussing the ethics of his pay with the students is so real.

@-Reno- 2 месяца назад

Great sketch Gus, but has anyone seen my pet deer recently?

@nerdcity 2 месяца назад

a textbook case of Post-Deer Accident Guts Disorder (PDAGD), as listed in the DSM-Pillow-Guy-V

@kylitoshow 2 месяца назад

Post-Deer Accident “Gus”Disorder

@nerdcity 2 месяца назад

@@kylitoshow excuse me, are you a licensed mental health professional? If not, then you can't diagnose RU-vidrs. But yes, a Gus Disorder appears to be a comorbidity in this case.

@istdochallesegal3427 2 месяца назад

😅😅😅

@kylitoshow 2 месяца назад

@@nerdcity I guess you're right since you are a "licensed mental health professional extraordinaire"

@nerdcity 2 месяца назад

@@kylitoshow yes, I am earth's foremost Dr. of Hate

@westbeachum3160 2 месяца назад

That video that you started crying with your Mom is the reason I’m here. That one hit hard bro…

@penderworth 2 месяца назад

I love that after all these years, Gus is using masking tape to attach his mic to his shirt.

@JimRFF 2 месяца назад

I remember the most important lesson from my second grade class... "A is for P *A* cific Spotted Scorpionfish"

@DrakeMagnum 2 месяца назад

Gus your performance is genius. The way you interrupt yourself is so believable. SNL needs to reach out to you if they know what they're doing.

@NGC-7635 2 месяца назад

If this guy came in to talk to me in second grade it would have ruined my entire life going forward.

@sk8terboi188 2 месяца назад

This man’s one-act plays are so good, bro I’m inspired

@braebarnes7596 2 месяца назад

I just wanted to learn about soil erosion

@garritstauts7046 Месяц назад

Hands the kids glass 😂😂😂

@Plague_Crow 2 месяца назад

Praying for ranger Reuben

@anniehershel815 2 месяца назад

For real

@MiddleCross378 2 месяца назад

"Here, feel how sharp that is!"

@volleybrawl1 2 месяца назад

This killed me with line after line 😂😂 golden comedy

@ImmaSayKOOHWIP 2 месяца назад

"It tastes like i'm licking a nickel"

@TheLordOfBeans 2 месяца назад

poor ranger reuben

@britpoppansy 2 месяца назад

Shit, I love this boy. He's got that good ol' no bullshit Midwestern guy humor I've been lookin' for. Kinda like Chris Farley. Yes, the man, the Myth, the Legend!

@PontusWelin 2 месяца назад

And this is when ranger reuben decided to become a RU-vidr.

@williamwelch7 2 месяца назад

Thanks Gus

@potapotapotapotapotapota 2 месяца назад

wanna give this guy a hug he's havin a bad day :(

@laughsingay 2 месяца назад

One heck of a bad day for everyone involved.

@HM-eg9hv Месяц назад

I'm cracking up at the Aa in the back ground

@scottyarrison4855 2 месяца назад

Bro never disappoints

@dgmnlover52 2 месяца назад

squarshed it

@Dsw8691 2 месяца назад

Gus and Shane Gillis need to do a skit together

@user-ct2dj4bg6s 2 месяца назад

That was the most constructive speech on the specific topic. Class dismissed.

@gpaine 2 месяца назад

Gosh darn that guest speaker killed it!

@porkins93 2 месяца назад

I think the acrynom for alcoholics anonymous has both of the "A's" capitalized.

@hollandleg 2 месяца назад

these are so creative i can’t stop watching every gus video ever 😂

@tbabubba32682 2 месяца назад

Gus Johnson is the voice of a generation... A tour de force.

@jovalleau 2 месяца назад

Sounds like someone let the Josh do the talkin last night!

@xcodenz 2 месяца назад

A bad day at the fishing, wait

@0news28 2 месяца назад

It seemed like they were going to put the entire alphabet up in the background, but just gave up after A.

@summerysteam96 2 месяца назад

Always fall for his titles

@MBrauny12 2 месяца назад

love me some gus ramblings

@kasperkagekrongaard4346 2 месяца назад

You are a genius! Aaaand can you please make more small town review videos?

@samchop157 2 месяца назад

He skwarshed the shoe

@hugo54758 2 месяца назад

Butterfly don't have plumage, they have no plumes, they have scales.

@BenjaminRegen 2 месяца назад

That is the joke.

@hugo54758 2 месяца назад

@@BenjaminRegen You're the joke

@BenjaminRegen 2 месяца назад

@@hugo54758 Based on your previous ability to recognize jokes, your observation cannot be trusted.

@NICKYCHAN1448 2 месяца назад

I like how he was refrencing his actual high school teachers Mr Nelson and Mrs Jensen

@Limeguy98 2 месяца назад

the single Aa got me

@noahlelas646 2 месяца назад

"It's glass in my ear, there's glass in my ear."

@SlowLude 2 месяца назад

I can tell Gus filmed this at an actual school because of the “CHILDREN AT PLAY” sign

@SirFlooberis 2 месяца назад

I’ve already watched it all incredibly immaculate content gussy 😊

@HankusTheTankus333 2 месяца назад

every day we stray further from God's grace

@MorgueInTheVoid 2 месяца назад

"Gussy" is crazy

@SirFlooberis 2 месяца назад

Y’all are the ones with the dirty minds.

@i.binc.497 2 месяца назад

This "shouldn't have probably said HE'S FINE....(he died...) THE UUUHHHH" killed me

@jrwarrior1100 2 месяца назад

Hearing creamed describing hitting a deer is the most Wisconsin thing ever

@ravensthatflywiththenightm7319 2 месяца назад

Was just starting to miss your comedy skits.

@bennyshores8979 2 месяца назад

Thanks Djongus.

@eraoftheday5942 2 месяца назад

Now this is the good stuff. More stuff like this pretty please!

@AndreaDoesYoga 2 месяца назад

Really tough topic, but you handled it well 👏🙂

@Addyrail 2 месяца назад

hehe funny gus johnson video

@Chasls 2 месяца назад

That’s rough buddy.

@KingOfGamesss 2 месяца назад

Ear glass is the sharpest glass...fact

@jameseden9380 2 месяца назад

So good

@masterjbt 2 месяца назад

I thought this was gonna be a serious video until I clicked on it

@funnyname6169 2 месяца назад

Same lmao

@shirleytemple3728 Месяц назад

Binging you...again! 😂

@tortadedisrespect 2 месяца назад

At least he's not so concussed that he vomited

@dnkgy 2 месяца назад

lmao you are so great

@graffitisamurai 2 месяца назад

This is the one Gus goober who is totally in the right. Who the hell expects someone to come in after a car accident?

@Zippsterman 2 месяца назад

I once got negative feedback for missing a recitation session (I was the TA) after I was in an accident that totaled both vehicles and I went to urgent care.

@Troublemeyer 2 месяца назад

Here's a short statement Nobody asked me for: I had a guy come in Exactly just like this back in Elementary.

@bradleynorton1925 2 месяца назад

“So uh anyway, *pfft* on the trails is a good amount of mostly empty beer cans if y’all find that cool. A fun activity is counting how many cans you can find, that’s how most of my days go by.”

@blakeharris494 2 месяца назад

Dad: what did you learn today Me: nothing

@basedblackbeard4456 2 месяца назад

Bruh, i thought it was over, Gus had fallen. Can't mess with us like that.

@jeffmarin7356 2 месяца назад

Lmaooo this is gold

@bolicob 2 месяца назад

I love the panic in his eyes when he says "indians"

@jukejuk 2 месяца назад

A vet appointment hahaha

@teunjojo 2 месяца назад

this reminds me of when a guy like this (don’t remember exactly where, i think a zoo or museum?) was explaining to us that Fristi (a kids drink here) is pink because it contains lice blood. and then parents got mad

@christinam9989 2 месяца назад

That's horrifying and hilarious

@phitsf5475 2 месяца назад

Creamed deer, my favourite of the creamed meats. Don't do it with your car though because wow, no.

@Wahunganganshapunck 2 месяца назад

This would be me if I ever had to do public outreach. 😅

@musicislove90 2 месяца назад

"I squarshed it" 😆

@SeeTheWholeTruth 2 месяца назад

How do I know this isnt SORA "Text to Video"? The perfect speech only Gus is capable of.

@parkerharrer8743 2 месяца назад

moderately humorous

@photosimonson 2 месяца назад

lol the Sculpin IPA sticker! My friend's cousin draws those for that company, just a chill surfer dude in SD.

@harveylongtime 2 месяца назад

excellent

@Mriya6 2 месяца назад

Having fun picturing the teacher who must be offscreen making increasingly frequent and increasingly violent throat-chopping motions trying to get this ranger to shut up.