Sephiroth the mommy boy be like : Play my theme song Cloud ! Cloud the soon orphan be like : No, it's my piano you big bully ! Sephiroth : Estuans interius, Ira vehementis ... Cloud : NOOOOOOOO !
it is remarkable that dunkey is able to understand this game fully with no gaps in his knowledge without knowing the pivotal plot points of final fantasy episode denzel.
This remind me one of the interview for the game. The interviewer ask the director who is sephiroth best friend in smash, he answered "cloud and sephiroth is actually bestie" He also asked who is cloud closest to which he answered "cloud is closest to Mario" 😂😂 So that's why in the remake we have so many sephiroth intervention. The director ship it.
I just imagine the more Ned goes into a manic fit of tears, the more powerful he gradually becomes. Like at some point, he could bend the universe if he's sad enough,
I remember when dunkey said in the remake that its a serious game with funny moments and that it should be a funny game with serious moments, this one is exactly that.
Then follow it up with some Chocobo Racing followed by some Chocobo GP followed by Chocobo's Dungeon followed by some Chocobo's Dungeon 2 and then some Dice de Chocobo Chocobo Land: A Game of Dice followed by Chocobo Stallion followed by some Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo Tales followed by Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon EVERY BUDDY! and then some Hataraku Chokobo followed by some Chocobo and the Magic Book: The Witch, The Girl and the Five Heroes. Skip Chocobo's Crystal Tower and instead play Chocobo Panic followed by some Chocobo World for the Pocket Station. You should now be ready to fully appreciate the epic tale that is Final Fantasy VII Rebirth.
I gotta give Dunkey credit for not spoiling too much of the vacuum gameplay in this video. I think it’s something that each player should experience for themselves.
6:55 “Even if they die, they’ll just magically come back to life in the next cutscene.” It’s hilarious how accurate that statement is at the end of the game lol.
@@SliderFury1 No he's not, you just don't understand what Sephiroth is doing in this game. These games are a SEQUEL to the original FF7. This Sephiroth is the Advent Children Sephiroth who knows how this story plays out for himself, so he's trying to change it. It's why he did everything he could to get Cloud and Co. to fight and defeat the whispers (who were trying to keep the original timeline intact)
2:54 there was definitely paper on those sandwiches but cloud didn’t let it prevent him from eating the whole sandwich in three bites like a sandwich eating man
@@SyndicateOperativeyou haven’t seen much of the internet if this is the only video where you’ve seen praise for the game that’s getting a 9/10 across the board
I'm actually turned off by all the minigames and goofy stuff. I was expecting ff7 to be more serious and focused with it's story. Also I'm aware that the original ff7 is being split Into 3 games for the remakes, which sounds like money grubbing if you ask me. It also seems like they just Inflated all that extra unnecessary game time with mini games. Wouldn't be surprised if the original has a much more focused and better executed story. Unfortunately it is dated as all hell and old games don't hold enough charm for me to put up with their shit unless I love the series they're a part of (like the DrakenNieR series, I'll put up with shit like NieR gestalt and drakengard 1 because I love the series so much). Just seems like way too much bloat and goofiness for me.
The mini games are from the original except for the card game. They actually get bashed so hard by the fans for excluding the snowboarding game when this game first announced. The reason they had like 3 games is cuz they want to cram in all the story from the other games and make it the complete series so you don't have to play the other 20 sides old games/movie/anime. You don't have to play the crisis core(Zack in this game), dirge of Cerberus (Vincent in this game), anime/movie(it's in the Nibleheim part) the dead online game (child sephiroth yup), racing/sports games(it's in there) its a pretty good bargain playing only 3 game for ff7 experience 🤣. Just No SNOWBOARDING 🤣. Maybe they wanna remake that for part 3.
the dolphin, the mini games and so on (all the "bloat") are in the original. they just made the mini games actually good in this game. the mini games in the og were actually p lame
@@trevorveillette8415I mean, Final Fantasy in general has always been pretty goofy. Especially original FF7. imo it’s nice to have a fantasy game that both takes itself seriously and doesn’t take itself too seriously at the same time. And the mini games for me are a nice change of pace from the action, having it spliced here and there, but I understand that not being your thing
I'm not sure i can trust you to offer accurate and unbiased gaming journalism if you haven't even played Final Fantasy Snowboarding. I expect better of you.
To be fair the plot of the original game wasn't the most coherent either (and Cloud being an unreliable narrator/having false memories certainly doesn't help)
@kingsmerte3629 No quite literally this guy was correct. Cloud being an unreliable source for knowledge and literally tweaking was a big deal in the original. They just making it more obvious and exaggerated here
@@jazpuh Nomura did not write Remake or Rebirth, in fact Nomura was one of the people on the team who tried to push for a legit one to one remake of FFVII instead of these weird quasi-remakes/quasi-sequels that we got.
Dunkey did really well in that last scene for someone who didn't play the Fall Guys event in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn: Endwalker 6.51 but I guess that's the best gamer to ever exist ever for real for you.
It’s funny, as I’ve been playing through this game, I kept thinking, “this game is so goofy that Dunkey would actually enjoy it.” FF7 has always been deeply weird, but they really went for it with Rebirth.
@@tahunuva4254 nah bro we still need KingdomFantasy: AfterBirth final jersey club mix featuring Dante from the devil may cry franchise melody of sephiroth intervenes
That's gonna be the biggest twist of all at the end of the third part (Reunion? Ressurection? Something with re), when Sephiroth turns out actually be frogs all along.
when dunkey started to play final fantasy 7 part 1, segment 2, the snowboard edition, rebirth, remade, remaster, console port edition, digital edition, directors cut, exclusive edition the game is started to cry in tears cause sephiroth said its gaming time and everyone started gaming everywhere 😞
Fantastic video, Dunk. I laughed real hard, something about this had a real super classic, ultra hilarious dunk vibe to it. I love all your vids but this was especially awesome.
@@caseyhastings9219 Hilariously it was reported that Nomura wanted a more faithful remake (with some changes) and some meta references, but the other two directors and old writers of the OG wanted more zaniness. Nomura is the sanest of the writers on this project, which means ... I'm going to grab some popcorn.
Dunkey, this is one of those videos that I have to immediately watch again after finishing because I was laughing so hard that I missed parts and the fact that you made a 10-minute video that is this insanely hilarious is super freakin impressive
Thank you Dunkey. I feel like i got everything meaningful out of this video that i would have got playing the game. Also thank you for the yakuza recommendation. It has since become one of my favorite titles.
