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@KaykeKat
@KaykeKat 9 лет назад
"I'm over 9,000 you gotta get on my level." That's my new slogan
@serynnarose6675
@serynnarose6675 9 лет назад
I sense a Homestuck reference...
@lpsstarbuckcuptm2051
@lpsstarbuckcuptm2051 9 лет назад
Me too...
@xkittykatxo
@xkittykatxo 9 лет назад
reminds me of dragonball my power level is over 9000
@BadBoys-ck7sk
@BadBoys-ck7sk 6 лет назад
I’m on level 999999999999...
@eli_ben_kasuss5569
@eli_ben_kasuss5569 4 года назад
Hi
@senseibluestars2775
@senseibluestars2775 10 лет назад
Anyone else here that burp! Swoozie: PARTAY-burp.. Me: dying of laughter
@MultiBreezy5
@MultiBreezy5 10 лет назад
i did LMFAO!!!!!! :D
@adamgolden9954
@adamgolden9954 10 лет назад
I got that XD!
@b00tz99
@b00tz99 9 лет назад
my lil brother pissed himself XD
@melaniestevenson7644
@melaniestevenson7644 5 лет назад
Yea i herd
@justrandom7343
@justrandom7343 10 лет назад
"Whoa yeah partay!*burp"
@charnazshamarshall9024
@charnazshamarshall9024 9 лет назад
I was thinking about that
9 лет назад
LOL
@RandomBUDDERApple
@RandomBUDDERApple 9 лет назад
Oh yeah! PartEEOOOORGHYY!!!!!
@crazyguy980
@crazyguy980 9 лет назад
Swooz is the best storyteller I've ever heard
@MystyrNile
@MystyrNile 10 лет назад
2:34 Ah. So she had a fallback plan so she could be all "OH! No, I didn't mean it like that!"
@Ari-op2je
@Ari-op2je 9 лет назад
"If you wanna party like me you gotta put pants on" #Wordstoliveby
@Staber
@Staber 7 лет назад
Arielle Hart why
@Golemrider_CGI
@Golemrider_CGI 10 лет назад
6:30 "You wanna party like me, you gotta put your pants on." XD
@elijahbutterfield4869
@elijahbutterfield4869 8 лет назад
PARTY! YEAH WOO PARTY--BEEEELLLLCHHH.... smooth swoozie. very smooth.
@Jennifer-kc5yz
@Jennifer-kc5yz 8 лет назад
ikr
@elijahbutterfield4869
@elijahbutterfield4869 8 лет назад
Jennifer Jen He reminded me of Elf when he did that
@jaredbrinkley2810
@jaredbrinkley2810 8 лет назад
I heard that too
@ChampChong
@ChampChong 15 лет назад
nice vlog swoozie! so different without background music i must say.
@brayume
@brayume 4 года назад
Hey u remember this comment
@complexityofduality_
@complexityofduality_ Год назад
@@brayume3 years ago how’s life?
@brayume
@brayume Год назад
@@complexityofduality_ its alright man, some rough patches for sure
@GodsRighthandman
@GodsRighthandman 2 года назад
Dude I love your vids. Got me through life! Made me so happy to see you upload!
@jarjarbinks9140
@jarjarbinks9140 8 лет назад
Jesus, you literally have more girls falling over then you have hairs on your head.
@kyliesouthwick5904
@kyliesouthwick5904 8 лет назад
XD
@landenschmidt5308
@landenschmidt5308 6 лет назад
He has a shit ton of hair on his head, just not grown out.
@kh-oj4uf
@kh-oj4uf 4 года назад
Landen Schmidt thank you for that much needed information sir
@LotusHoshi
@LotusHoshi 3 года назад
Lol, kids at the least too, 😂😭 two 👀 !!..
@angelartist1653
@angelartist1653 9 лет назад
Im just picturing him being surrounded by a mini army of minions XD
@jessikaufman6757
@jessikaufman6757 10 лет назад
Swoozie I get so caught up in ur videos...u r so interesting and I just wanted to say thnx for sharing ur stories with us...ur awesome
@JeanMarcRuffaloBurgat
@JeanMarcRuffaloBurgat 9 лет назад
Did you burp at the end of your sentence at 5:27?
@mystery1294
@mystery1294 9 лет назад
OMFG THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT LOL XD
@catherinethomson9845
@catherinethomson9845 9 лет назад
Ha I'm just watching this
@thekid5925
@thekid5925 9 лет назад
Jean-Marc Ruffalo-Burgat Bruh I kept playing thaat over, dying laughing!!!XD
@blackpanther2254
@blackpanther2254 9 лет назад
+keshawn colbert me too
@alexandroskanellopoulos7152
@alexandroskanellopoulos7152 6 лет назад
......... Maybe........
@EdwardDZN
@EdwardDZN 9 лет назад
I laughed so hard when you burped
@aaliyahmarquez4741
@aaliyahmarquez4741 8 лет назад
Lol ikr acted like we didn't know omg watching this and it's 2016
@izzarchuleta8253
@izzarchuleta8253 8 лет назад
you heard that too
@radicalsweats4098
@radicalsweats4098 8 лет назад
Lol, he played it cool and edited his reaction out XD
@deskamekodevare5921
@deskamekodevare5921 8 лет назад
true
@bbyjaypluto7638
@bbyjaypluto7638 8 лет назад
me too
@SlayerPrincess
@SlayerPrincess 11 лет назад
thank you Swoozie for your vids. All your fun stories cheer me up when/since no one wants to talk to me.
@jacktv8606
@jacktv8606 10 лет назад
"You gotta put your pants on, thats how we do it over heeere"
@eleanort3693
@eleanort3693 10 лет назад
He'd be a great dad
@bruceshuler524
@bruceshuler524 9 лет назад
Milkshake summoning powers? Yes plz
@brockwintersteen5592
@brockwintersteen5592 11 лет назад
U WANNA PARTY LIKE ME!? well u gotta put ur pants on
@swoozie
@swoozie 15 лет назад
@NBHSzebra08 I did cut my hand pretty good- all healed up now; Part 2 of this vid coming soon- looking like once I get back to Orlando though. Things are still full speed ahead here at Devesation
@saigevigil5721
@saigevigil5721 9 лет назад
I can't believe I have been watching his videos for like 6 years now
@BettyAlexandriaPride
@BettyAlexandriaPride 8 лет назад
old school swoozie videos are the best. 😢
@DevonteMosleySoUmYeah
@DevonteMosleySoUmYeah 11 лет назад
" Im over 9000 dude, get on my level" might be the best quote ever.
@emmamiller7822
@emmamiller7822 11 лет назад
This is one of my most favorite vlogs
@angus12325
@angus12325 11 лет назад
You the first You tuber that ive seen so far that talks about these things and makes you ACTUALLY learn from them
@eleanorjacobson5436
@eleanorjacobson5436 10 лет назад
I literally died laughing at the part where you were holding the knife and fork😄
@Blakethelego
@Blakethelego 10 лет назад
Malkiat Randhawa Woah
@zamus2004
@zamus2004 10 лет назад
Look literally up in dictionary.wow
@mrmalkiat99
@mrmalkiat99 10 лет назад
luv you guise
@Declanswag735
@Declanswag735 11 лет назад
5:27 biggest burp ever!
@krishnasrikara4766
@krishnasrikara4766 8 лет назад
omg I really thought when she said I need you, I thought the wrong way
@TrueSilenceIsaLie
@TrueSilenceIsaLie 13 лет назад
This honestly is my favorite Vlog. You are my favorite Vlogger/Pro Gamer man. Seriously, keep doing your thing bro.
@saucybb2471
@saucybb2471 9 лет назад
It's 5am I can't stop watching I've been watching since 11am
@GiorgiaNathaniel
@GiorgiaNathaniel 12 лет назад
"You wanna party like me you gotta put ur pants on!" loool
@jasandjoe2297
@jasandjoe2297 11 лет назад
When he said woah yeah party *burp* i dropped my phone on my face and i have an ownser on my lip now XD
@Nocturna1gam3r
@Nocturna1gam3r 15 лет назад
you have got to be the best story teller there is, usually i dont watch blogs just too boring but so far the only ones i watch are you and phillip defranco just hope you'd come out with em more often
@welovepcgaming5841
@welovepcgaming5841 11 лет назад
WOAH YEAH PARTY and the burp comes out :D I almost died because of a laugh
@islamhassan7337
@islamhassan7337 Год назад
Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣me tooo
@iheartanime07
@iheartanime07 15 лет назад
Lol. You've got me hooked.... I really want to see the second part now! Seriously you have the best stories!
@jacoblee8610
@jacoblee8610 10 лет назад
Wooo yeah party *burp*
@JaidenLee
@JaidenLee 10 лет назад
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@darrenscott6032
@darrenscott6032 10 лет назад
Cdfu
@eldonecklund6811
@eldonecklund6811 10 лет назад
Every time you say ther will be a part 2 I never find it and it makes me sad I can't see or hear you and your blogs/stories cause u just r so awsome and I can't stop listening to these stories
@Stephystacey
@Stephystacey 9 лет назад
Who's Watching In 2015?
@blakerollinson2835
@blakerollinson2835 9 лет назад
ME
@myrinjohnson8659
@myrinjohnson8659 9 лет назад
Me
@sirnomnom6315
@sirnomnom6315 9 лет назад
Steph Stacey me
@RandomBUDDERApple
@RandomBUDDERApple 9 лет назад
Me, lol...
@elianestrada7727
@elianestrada7727 9 лет назад
Me
@rollens1212q
@rollens1212q 11 лет назад
you are the only RU-vidr that keeps me up at night your are AMAZING.
@jasandjoe2297
@jasandjoe2297 11 лет назад
Woah yeah PARTYYY BURPP XD
@SailorSaturn1172
@SailorSaturn1172 11 лет назад
LMFAO He's over 9000!!!!! I had to pause the video there I laughed so hard about how he just slipped that in there XD So nonchalant.
@kyliesouthwick5904
@kyliesouthwick5904 8 лет назад
Mark: If you kill anymore kids Swoozie, you're going to be in trouble.
@thejedibjj
@thejedibjj 7 лет назад
Kylie Southwick uh ya what the f*ck are you talking about
@Godaimegaara
@Godaimegaara 12 лет назад
i just burst out of laughter when he described himself all cool and badass with 50 kids following like a gang
@TheYondaime008
@TheYondaime008 9 лет назад
Adande doesnt' do activities... he does Blacktivities. Thank you thank you !
@Yololuiaard
@Yololuiaard 9 лет назад
FIST ME
@TheYondaime008
@TheYondaime008 9 лет назад
+Yololuiaard bend over.
@jesh7174
@jesh7174 9 лет назад
+TheYondaime008 ok
@samrandazzo2536
@samrandazzo2536 8 лет назад
+The Game Is Real what the fack
@jesh7174
@jesh7174 8 лет назад
sam randazzo if i had lenny face in my copy i would paste it here --->
@MrBrander
@MrBrander 14 лет назад
Man, I soon have seen many of your videos and you just don't stop amazing me. I have picky taste of what things come out as amazing to me and you as a person have that something, that which you can't fake or copy, you have that something unique and original, magical in you. Trust me man when I say these words: I want to meet you in person. You are just amazing and always so kind and just so... you. You have that -little something- a lot. Respect.
@MamaPickles
@MamaPickles 9 лет назад
I can't believe PewDiePie has more subscribers than this!!!!
@davidking6242
@davidking6242 8 лет назад
its a damn shame
@Vip3rC4in0022
@Vip3rC4in0022 13 лет назад
I probably have 2 or 3 stories like these...but adande has hundreds :DD i hope he has way more than that! LOL cuz these stories never fail to entertain me
@ogbluberryjuice7345
@ogbluberryjuice7345 7 лет назад
5:26 BURP LOLOL
@BenProductions1000
@BenProductions1000 12 лет назад
Andrea, your like the BEST youtube guy ever!, if anyone could classify you on youtube it would have to be most interesting "life stories guy", respect to you man, you are the coolest dude i know on here.
@DaShooter12
@DaShooter12 10 лет назад
What she said to Mark? What she DID to Mark.
@DUECEOFSPADAROS
@DUECEOFSPADAROS 13 лет назад
lol Over 9000! Been watching your video's all day dude. You know how I know your stories are true? You can't make this up. You can dramatize, but as far as these main attractions go, I believe you 100%. You're a real person and you're a BOSS. Keep living and dreaming, and post it please, haha.
@leoamir6981
@leoamir6981 4 года назад
Anyone else here in 2020 watching the NFL Draft?
@tomuchtodo7741
@tomuchtodo7741 4 года назад
🙋‍♀️
@swoozie
@swoozie 15 лет назад
@mistymints93 haha only thing is- this time the girl wasnt checking me out ;] She was amazed at how well I was with kids
@Supyopeople
@Supyopeople 8 лет назад
Love the shirt
@chrystiecastillo293
@chrystiecastillo293 9 лет назад
That's unmerited favor, Swoozie! God is good all the time!
@donkeydoug1216
@donkeydoug1216 9 лет назад
I can't be the only one who thinks he looks just like Chris Paul in this one right? Right?
@emperorza5777
@emperorza5777 4 года назад
donkey doug ehhh
@MultiBreezy5
@MultiBreezy5 10 лет назад
Swoozie: I'm over 9000, get on my level. ( 6:08) Vegeta: Hey, thats my line! LOL
@roar5730
@roar5730 8 лет назад
did anyone hear adande burp at 5:27 lel
@blondielife8627
@blondielife8627 7 лет назад
ROAR yasssss
@aviontaydukes8401
@aviontaydukes8401 7 лет назад
Yeah 😆😆😆😆😆
@DracogoatPiano
@DracogoatPiano 11 лет назад
Your videos are so hilarious :D I love your work, keep it up!
@TheCrissandriea
@TheCrissandriea 10 лет назад
That burp tho lol
@FunnaayyStuff
@FunnaayyStuff 12 лет назад
Dude, i love your stories!
@RandomBUDDERApple
@RandomBUDDERApple 9 лет назад
5:27 lol he burped... 😂😂😂😂
@omfgjoannex
@omfgjoannex 12 лет назад
This is one of my favorite videos! You're frickin' hilarious! xD
@karterdutton4440
@karterdutton4440 8 лет назад
extra medium tighty whities???!??!!!!?😂😂😂
@TheMEOWWWWW
@TheMEOWWWWW 12 лет назад
He's gonna be the coolest dad. Ever.
@janellewilson4042
@janellewilson4042 8 лет назад
whos watching this in 2016
@shaemasia7656
@shaemasia7656 8 лет назад
me
@janellewilson4042
@janellewilson4042 8 лет назад
Lol
@alexlebron8866
@alexlebron8866 8 лет назад
Me
@minty-fresh5744
@minty-fresh5744 7 лет назад
sorry......2017
@dominicchaple354
@dominicchaple354 9 лет назад
LOL that burp at 5:28 😂
@MrMark118
@MrMark118 9 лет назад
5:26 He had gas
@DemonDevistation
@DemonDevistation 9 лет назад
juck/gabe portal master screw you
@DemonDevistation
@DemonDevistation 9 лет назад
Well someone is so stupid that he can't understand how terrible and racist he's being.
@DemonDevistation
@DemonDevistation 9 лет назад
It was a racist joke. Idiot
@davidwallace6283
@davidwallace6283 9 лет назад
juck/gabe portal master You trolled so hard my brain hurts
@patterje237
@patterje237 9 лет назад
+Juck Hunt Racist
@waterqueen1994
@waterqueen1994 11 лет назад
YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE LIFEGUARDS!?!?! Yes! Those kind of lifeguards are awesome
@brettmclaughlin11
@brettmclaughlin11 8 лет назад
Killer burp (5:27)
@DeathsShadow505
@DeathsShadow505 11 лет назад
5:26 "Whoa,Yeah PAR*BUURP*TY :D''
@noonelikesdebbie424
@noonelikesdebbie424 9 лет назад
2015 bro
@MASTERFTW
@MASTERFTW 15 лет назад
'OVER 9000!!!!' It looks like i will have to step in. sWooZie will have the honor of facing an Elite DOAsaijin Warrior lol. Good Stuff man. "OH, its like that? its like that?!" too good maaine! MASTER
@youngworldreese2011
@youngworldreese2011 8 лет назад
5:27 burp or naw
@GrantThePlant
@GrantThePlant 12 лет назад
This vid won't buffer but all I saw was "I used to be a lifeguard"... Wow! You learn something new everyday! I learnt two - this AND my internet's terrible!
@MrRyker1109
@MrRyker1109 10 лет назад
Give me a shoutout
@OneofthemillionARMY
@OneofthemillionARMY 2 года назад
LOL it threw me off guard when the kid ripped his pants off like what?
@jonp96
@jonp96 12 лет назад
Youve probay lived a more interesting life than me so far then I will in my whole life, great stories man :)
@ceelicious
@ceelicious 15 лет назад
I love the voice you used for Mark. Also, I'm a big fan of bribery when it comes to kids. I have 3 nephews and it works really, really well. If that doesn't work, I go with fear ;D
@jeepersitsmeepers
@jeepersitsmeepers 13 лет назад
*sigh*..... *walks over to my desk, pulls out my list of regrets*... writes: #6.... not seeing Swoozie come to my home town...
@2456natty
@2456natty 10 лет назад
Adade, your storis are mind blowingvno more needs to be said...
@theanimal8000
@theanimal8000 11 лет назад
When there is 2 parts it's a really good story.
@jeverbever
@jeverbever 15 лет назад
Swoozie is a Ninja, he can kill 2 stones with 1 bird. Love your vids bro!
@doownettor
@doownettor 12 лет назад
I love ALLL of you videos theyre funny and jjust make me smile lol
@JessMcPhersonYoung
@JessMcPhersonYoung 14 лет назад
you're an awesome story teller =P I love themmmmm
@jeffery1855
@jeffery1855 13 лет назад
I love his hard rock hotel stories!! Any other ones please?
@CosplaySkits
@CosplaySkits 11 лет назад
... i can't unhear that now..
@GrandDaddy23
@GrandDaddy23 15 лет назад
Your stories are always great and funnny lol, shoutout to Kevin Simon? thanks.
@Talthain
@Talthain 10 лет назад
Yout good sir are going to be an awesome father one day if you decided to go down that path. :-)
@nya7794
@nya7794 6 лет назад
I'm watching this the first day of 2018 😭😭💗I love swoozie im over here watching all his videos ❤️😭
@curbstopper5000
@curbstopper5000 11 лет назад
his milkshakes bring all the kids to the yard
@andrewscore7125
@andrewscore7125 10 лет назад
Sounds like you're trying to not wake someone in the room near bye (great video)
@XAnalcheeseX
@XAnalcheeseX 15 лет назад
it never gets old!
@PinkytheOnion
@PinkytheOnion 15 лет назад
haha, Swooz, I love listening to you. xD
@AwkwardAndAwesome
@AwkwardAndAwesome 13 лет назад
Over 9000! XD ...This was fun, I wasn't subscribed 2 years ago so, I missed out on all this.
@missyay7921
@missyay7921 8 лет назад
I can't get over that voice you do for Mark 😂😂😂😂. Sounds like Michael Jackson
@OutsideisRaining
@OutsideisRaining 11 лет назад
You are such a great storyteller
@wascourge9817
@wascourge9817 7 лет назад
sWoozie hasn't changed all that much 😊
@robertstevens8567
@robertstevens8567 4 года назад
Got this in my recommended.... 11 years later
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