Horrible Dating Advice 

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The guy blocked me on tiktok because I told him that his name “alpha dom” was a term used in gay werewolf fanfiction 😭

“I don’t post my girls on social media” has such “she goes to another school” energy 😭😭

You cannot convince me that this man has never been pepper-sprayed

"you have to come to my house to find out" is immediately concerning to literally any woman alive

This kind of thing is so genuinely depressing to me. Sitting in your car, rambling about your (made-up) romantic and sexual success, deliberately presenting yourself in a way that pisses people off and inspires them to attack you. Just seems like an incredibly sad life.

“You don’t always have to accept her rejection” is giving off major assaulter vibes

"You wanna know what I did with her later?" Uh....is she still walking amongst the living?

I actually broke up with a guy once and he just said "i don't accept that". We dated for an extra week to "work things out" but it was just because i was genuinely concerned for my life after "i don't accept that."

"y-yeah I totally have like six girlfriends, they all just go to different uhhhh social media platforms"

the 6 girlfriends thing is such a like, preschool-level flex. like you just found out what a “girlfriend” is (and that having one is good) and you know more is ALWAYS better, but you can only count to 6

I asked my 8 supermodel billionaire submissive girlfriends what they thought and they all think this is BS.

"We're having a bit of fun." No, you are having fun. She is terrified. Do you think the mouse is having fun in the cat's claws?

the six lawyers and doctors he’s seeing are court appointed psychologists and prosecutors

dude's trying to live life like he's in The Sims "oh you rejected me? let me do a bunch of joke socials real quick to get that friendship bar up, NOW you can't reject me"

Her: "I reject you rejecting my rejection" Him: "oh shit now what?"

This guy has been around for months. I decided to hate-watch one of his tiktok lives one time and he was with one of his “girlfriends” that was sleeping on his chest/shoulder. The chat just kept saying, “show us ur girl”, as she was somewhat out of sight, except her hair. He kept rejecting and saying, “no, she’s sleeping” and “no, she’s really drunk, we just got done partying”. But after the chat kept bullying him about it, he gave in. When I tell you I was actually worried for that girls safety because she looked DRUGGED. Like he would only show her for like a split second and she did not look like she was just “sleeping”. I know he said that they got done partying, but he was not slurring a single word; why is she the only one “drunk”? Every time he would try to move her or speak to her, she would just murmur out unintelligible things. After the chat started questioning if she was alright, he stopped showing her and started getting defensive. He ended the live shortly after. As for the girl, I don’t know anything about her as he didn’t say her name or really show that much of her. I really hope she was just sleeping and not being forced to be there.

“You’d have to be okay with kink” yeah bc a great kink partner is one who opens the conversation by not even respecting the most simple boundary

"You dont need to accept her rejection" IS CRAZYYY wtf💀💀💀

The blatant disregard for women's decisions and consent, coercing women and not only bragging about it after but trying to teach others how to, is just absolutely insane.

omg i just watched Swell Entertainment's video covering this guy and his course. You blew my mind with the whole "people like this film in their car because their rooms are reflective of their true selves" DUDE that is how i will view all these guys going forward

It's giving 'my three weed smoking girlfriends'

"i dont respect womens boundaries or the word 'no'" followed by "you gotta be okay with kink" is NUTS jesus christ 😭

The kink community doesn’t claim him in fact I don’t think they’ll let him in in any kinky space with that behaviour

"You wanna know what I did with her later?" My guy I think the cops want to know what you did with her

The fact that he tries to presume with being a dom and a BDSM master is a fucking red flag, because in that community anyone who knows anything and is actually a respectable human being knows better than ANYONE that clear consent and boundaries are important (they're important in all contexts but the inherent dangerous nature of BDSM makes it fundamental at all times)

So according to this dude, he has: - 6 women dating him - All 6 are lawyers/doctors/business owners - All 6 are submissive, hence don’t want to be on TikTok so they don’t get exposed for that - All that while his job is filming in his Honda trying to push a “dating” course, getting 120 likes on a post If you were wondering where that kid from high school who always had girlfriends from other schools is now, we found him. That’s that kid grown up.

aside from the assault vibes he strongly gives off he also gives off the "I did this and everyone got up and applauded me" vibe

What i find funny about his "actually it probably wouldn't work out" thing is that when people try this on me, im oblivious so i get relieved that its mutually beneficial. "Awesome. Im glad, you aren't hurt by my rejection because you already have a lot going on."

A lot of these gurus also hire sex workers for their promotions. My favorite one is when these 2 guys had a caption like "Look at these bitches, they cant stay away from our money" and the top comment was a girl saying "actually, we are sex workers and they hired us because nobody wanted to do their promo"

My friend in high school tried to break up with her bf and I'll never forget when she came back to tell me "he said no" to breaking up like bitch what are you okay

When you said “Dommy Daddy” I screamed in horror I did not expect you to commit to the bit but I’ve never laughed harder

The way I heard “mastering robes” instead of “mastering ropes” and spent the rest of the video imagining this guy in full Franciscan monk get up, surrounded by his harem

im still floored by the fact that there's an entire industry built around men telling other men how (they think) women's minds work. Like they won't listen to women at all about what they want, only a man could know those things. They seem to think either women arent intellectually capable of understanding their own minds, or that they're lying about their own desires to avoid being... dated? "You dont ask a fish how to catch fish" why do men like this compare dating a woman to... capturing an animal to eat it.

"You do not have to accept her rejection" Do you want to get maced? cause that's how you get maced.

I've broken up with a guy who has legitimately told me "I don't accept you breaking up with me" and proceeded to stalk me for the next year in college 🙃 even if this is parody, some people will take his "advice" to heart.

"you'll have to be okay with kink" is a WILD thing to say to not only a stranger, but a stranger who has already told you she's not interested in having a conversation with you

"When women meet me, they want to start a non-profit" sounds like a self-own, but I'm not sure how exactly.

All of his “girlfriends” being mysteriously unable to appear in his videos is so funny

“I mastered the ropes,” is the MRA version of “I mastered the blade.”

"I don't want my girls on social media" is the new "she's from another school"

“You do not have to accept her rejection” no but you do have to accept this restraining order!!! 😁😁😁

That whole nonsense about being a "rope master" and having "other women" sounds EXACTLY like what every creepy dude says to try to make himself seem cooler than he actually is. But what they all fail to realize is that it doesn't come across as making them sound cool...they just seem to be desperately overcompensating.

I'm so sick to my stomach of those kinds of dudes.. Even if they themselves don't believe in what they're teaching, they're still planting those seeds into very impressionable minds. It's dangerous. If you go to those lengths for money and fame, them you deserve every bad thing that's coming for you.

I saw some deaf TikTokers explaining that the one-word-at-a-time captions are very difficult to read if you can't also hear, so it's often not even adding accessibility, it's just satiating people's short attention spans. Ever since then, I get so annoyed when I see it... I just hate how much half-assed "accessibility" is everywhere, to make the creator look nice without putting in any actual effort.

One of my biggest icks is when men say "get women", it's very objectifying and degrading.

Bro doesn’t even have space for a home office to record his videos in. Why would I believe that he has a sex dungeon or whatever

If a man I was casually chatting with started telling me about his kinks and rope work I would be so upset. What a profound violation of emotional personal space.

It is absolutely cracking me up that he's sitting in the backseat of a car... he's really hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holler at women

Ah yes, a man rejecting my rejection and telling me about his BDSM dungeon really levels up my affection points for him. 🙄

i met someone EXACTLY LIKE THIS like word for word EXACT PERSON. from the "you're gonna have to be okay with kinks", down to whole dnd thing, EVERYTHING. and yes, i did later find out that he was a rapist. so, that gives you a little bit of insight of these dudes.

Dude, I love how Jarvis can look at the horrible things people are doing and understand that he's giving in if he gets mad, and instead just has a giggle about how silly it is that people are really like this. He just has a laugh, looking at people doin' silly stupid things. The way he tackles like a Disney villain at 13:05 man.

"You have to come to my house to find out" "Alright, keep your secrets then."

I used to work at a coffee shop and I dated approximately one (1) of my customers. We broke up because he believed in demons (long story) but he “rejected” the breakup and proceeded to stalk me for six months. Two years later he showed up at my wedding reception to tell my new husband that we were still dating. You know, because he rejected my rejection.

"I don't want my girls on social media" sounds like something my mom said about me and my sister when we were younger

as a latino, chilean and spanish speaker, the moment he intended to speak in spanish I almost got an instant brain tumor

This dude claims to be a “kink master” yet can’t accept boundaries or the word no

I rejected my boyfriend the first time. I liked him, but I wasn't ready to date. He accepted. Asked my consent to check back later. We've been together for 3+ years know and I trust him to respect my boundaries. In the same period, another dude I met at a conference asked me out. I rejected him too. He didn't accept. He kept pestering me. Totally creeped me out. I wanted us to be friends, because I liked him, but he put me off completely with his inability to respect my decisions.

I'm into BDSM but if some dude started hitting on me and then just brings it up out of nowhere after I reject him, I'm running. Idk if the asthma attack from running kills me, but at least I'd be away from him.

His course is actually very helpful! This guy knows what he's talking about. Especially the part where you pick up women at bars and clubs. The goal is to get them to look away while you slip something in their drink, then have a buddy pull up in a van while you pretend to call her an "Uber"

As soon as he said, "Do you know what I did to her?" I yelled, "YOU PROBABLY CHOPPED HER UP!"

If a complete stranger came up to me and the third word out of his mouth was kink I would call the police so fast

Clearly not a very good dating coach if he gets rejected so much

I always take "no" for an answer without any arguments whatsoever. Rejection is one of the biggest turn offs imaginable. So, even a "minor" rejection is an instant, "okay, bye" from me. Same with break-ups. If it's over, it's over. No reason to ever argue about it. Why the hell would I want to even try to be with someone who isn't interested in me (anymore or ever)? I also don't believe in second chances. So, once I hear a "no" it's "no forever" and once a relationship is over, it's over forever.

It's crazy because these "dating coaches" are never married/in a committed long-term relationship, they're always single and playing the field. How on earth do they think they are positioned to give good dating advice?

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I honestly am intrigued how well these kinds of "tactics" actually work on women. Bc no women i have ever known was like: "Oh yeah, I LOVE it when random guys come up to me and dont stop annoying me. I just can NOT stop sleeping with then". Like, i can not imagine this working on almost anyone. Also, what these coaches say kind of reminds me of the male characters from these romance-movies who are incredibly toxic but somehow the pretty girl still just drops her harvard scholarship to live with him despite them only ever arguing.

"im the best , if you come to my house i will show you" it gives kidnapper vibes , i swear that if you said that to any girl they will run away even me

these guys always call themselves "professional dating coaches" like they have some sort of certification in disrespecting women's boundaries and consent 😭 like imagine putting pro dating coach on your resume LMAO

Jarvis is like an anthropologist of weird creeps online. I feel like I’m watching Jane Goodall talk about chimps flinging feces at each other

21:41 “I know what I am, I’ll show up in your spam” BARS

This guy: "I'm teaching you how to unlock the secrets of women's minds and discover what they really mean" Woman: "leave me alone, I'm not interested" This guy: "what a MYSTERY, I must solve her puzzle"

My little sister just turned 16 today and I’m so scared that she’s going into a world filled with these creeps…

Problem is I've met actual guys like this. This is quite possibly not a character

I never think “oh how can I be a HIGH VALUE woman for a man’s attention”, I genuinely feel sad for dudes that think like this. Women have gone through it since the beginning of time being told to act a certain way be a certain way to attract a husband-we’ve learned to break free of this thinking in society and women now think what should I do to better myself? Men that think “what should I do to make a woman like me” is sad-it’s a very juvenile and outdated mentality. Be better for yourself. You attract with confidence and self love. If everything you do to better yourself is with the delusional promise of finding a partner-you’ll be sorely disappointed when this prize you’ve put on a pedestal can never live up to what you think you deserve. People are humans-you should love and improve yourself and accept that everyone is flawed-there no such thing as a “high value” person or partner. Bo Burnham said it best in one of his songs “If you want love, lower your expectations a lot”, because some people’s expectations of their romantic partners are completely unrealistic and at times controlling.

I was dumped 3 times last year (yes my life really is that glamorous) and 2 of them have done a full 180. they want to fully jump back into the relationship. when I almost gave one guy a chance he was surprised I wanted to go back to square one of dating and not just automatically be exclusive again. this is making me think that some men really don't see rejection the same as the rest of us. to some people it's really just "NBD"

I find it baffling that those men always argue that "nowadays men have to work so much harder to get a woman" but I own my great grandmothers postcard and letter collection and I have read every single one. Hundreds of them. I have never seen an equivalent in my life of someone working harder than both my great grandparents to stay in touch, meet up, assure each other and convince their families that they would be good together. Years of postcards, of hard work, of loving words until they were allowed to get married. It's so much easier today to stay in contact, to find someone you may like and still we have to endure those idiots screaming and ranting because we do not sleep with them after meeting up once. None of them want to invest time, effort and especially love in a relationship because they simply do not like women.

When the guy mentioned kink it made me LAUGH. Like he already demonstrated he doesn’t respect boundaries, Who in their right mind would trust that? I hate posers like this guy who just want to do weird stuff to women without any principles or accountability. He’s a predator trying to trick women into thinking he’s the real deal

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS 18:54 LIKE DOMI DADDY JARVI BABY😭😭😭

Every single date this man has been on has been a pity date. And every single woman who said yes (to be nice) regrets going on that date. 💯

He's got 6 girlfriends and they're all so ashamed of him they don't want anyone to know they're dating him

I like to imagine that when this guy got rejected he started telling her all this stuff about she should come to his house and how he’s to best and while he’s just rambling on, she walked away a long time ago and he’s just monologuing to himself

16:38 my headphones didn’t connect just in time for Jarvis to say “experience my sex mastery” in front of my friends

13:14 She's chopped up in his freezer.

Bro women’s minds work the same as men’s… we just think about the Roman Empire slightly less

This the type of guy that has Allegations that he's completely unaware of, circling through the social media communities of women in his local area

This guy absolutely gives the "I totally have supermodel girlfriend, but she lives in Canada!" Energy... 🙄

The tik tok about not accepting a girls rejection. I remember immediately sending that to my situationship when I saw it and he said the guy was speaking facts and I still to this day do not know if he was joking or not since after he said that I didn’t really ask questions 💀

THAT SENORS AND SENORITAS HURT. HE IS SO EMBARRASSING ITS PAINFULLLLLL.

"you know what I gave her?" -trauma, that's what

11:09 Sir, she didn’t do anything, you made her up.

I love how the number of girlfriends this dude has increases every time Jarvis brings it up

“Are the girls in the room right now” had me dying

"I'm a dating coach and I teach men how to understand the female mind" bro you've never talked to a woman

It blows my mind that men would rather talk to men about how women think instead of just asking women.

Men not taking “no” for an answer from a girl, is so incredibly dangerous. It’s baffling that this guy if saying this shit

As a former woman, I can tell he doesn’t have any maidens 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he is chronically single

If any man doesn't let me go after rejection I'm calling the cops 😭

On one hand I would like to live in a more social culture where it's okay to go up and talk to strangers, but on the other hand I dont want anyone to talk to me ever because there are too many guys who are disrespectful in georgia

“Dommy Daddy Jarvy Baby” had me losing it😂😂😂