I became the worst cop ever in Bitlife 

if I had a nickel for every time Kevin's life has been ruined from a gorilla leaving him, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

@@fluffyphoenix8082 I was gonna say that #cryong

I forgot when the gorilla left him the last time, what video was that?

I think it was a weird date simulator or something

@@markmcculfor6113 the name of the video is I pick every bad option in 100 Years Life Simulator

Kevin is a Linguistic Genius

It brings tears to my eyes how beautiful he pronounced it

I paused right away in the hope this comment existed. Thank you!

Same lmao he can pronounce saoirsesiobhancaoimhesinead o'connor but not juanita?

@@imogens7281 de nada! I had to pause again when he showed us his genius by translating adios!

Marriage can be rough sometimes

Well he said he’s married, not that he’s faithful

*to

@@blackparademistress1 thx

​@@dee_van5946np bro

Kevin: *lives in Spain* Also Kevin: "Janita"

Lmao I purposely looked for this comment 😭😭

@@sociopathicdorito Well its an improvement of how he used to pronounce "Juan": Uan.

Jewanightay

@@pedrovallefin8406 its like improvement but backwards

Yep!

After you defeat all the other criminals, he’s the final boss

@Veronica🌸 BEGONE BOT

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

@YeaMan dumpster fires don’t count

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

I know. You'd think he'd just kill them himself and get the media to drag up their criminal record and pretend it was justified.

Cops and hitmen overlap, like a Venn Diagram.

@@discordlexia2429 "Blue man bad they kill him!!" When did this happen, EVER?

@@flakes3532 Constantly. I don't have the specific names to hand, but it happens all the time. It's just that on the rare occasion it gets big enough for slack-jawed flag-waving imbeciles to hear about it, the police department backpedals and throws the offending officer to the mob. Oh but I forgot, cops good, America good, imperialism good, greed good, capital good, white people good, war good, and of course, domestic abuse good.

he also tried to hire patrick bateman who is a movie character to be his hitman and got arrested

As an HR manager, I felt more seen than ever before

Think we know who the hitman could be secretly Jim 😂😅

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

Wow. 2 bots.

@@copocopocopocopo it's bot heaven I'm tellin' ya

@@Turnip397 Mhmm.

its a fake mustache : )

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

I love and understand this video

Relatable

If only bad boys 2 had call me Kevin for stress relief

I know a secret, the replay button

Good thing this guy ended up in the 'Gay Max Security Prison' What does that even mean xD

@@Roozyj Clearly it's a maximum security prison for gay people

@@timbrown3666 Or it's just a max security prison that identifies as gay. It's only attracted to other prisons of the same gender/sex.

@@Roozyj If I get locked up in that prison, I'm better off escaping.

@@Roozyj after this whole video, THIS comment is what made me scream-laugh

@Veronica🌸 hmm

@YeaMan maybe learn to spell page

Wow they actually get convicted in your city? Lucky!

Livinin in Cleveland be like

Well I think the main thing is that, while several politicians are criminals, most of them haven't been convicted, so they wouldn't actually have a criminal record.

@@connorburton1009 politics is basically doing crime legally with laws under your control

@@EarlofChucklechester eh depends on Who exactly you are and Who you know but other than that, it's pretty much it

i just realized that would be a horrible drinking game

Don't forget adopting and abandoning a child

@@Narutosonicrule1245 that is a good point! I will keep that in mind...

he gave up everything for her but never fed her

@@humanzombieninja He gave up everything for his pet, including the money needed to buy them food.

He was a villain from pretty much the start, even before killing anyone he killed himself by refusing to let got of the sperm extraction job for no reason.

@@manologamerss5801 well even then, he was really giving those animals a hand (if you know what I mean)

pretty much

Aw man, I was gonna say that, but then you beat me 3 months to it ☹️ Damn you…

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become an armpit sniffer 😔

In this case the supervisor is probably the commissioner

@@AgentTasmania i guess so, but there still needs to be a proper option to become the absolute top of the hierarchy of bosses in Bitlife, at and Im tired of being arbitrarily fired from a job that ive setup and been at for X amount of years to then lose it cause of some dumb shit I couldn’t control

@@bk_Syndicate_FL850KH If you become the CEO of a company you don't have a supervisor, but you still can't hire and fire people.

Watt

@@thedailypodcast4701 amp

i like to imagine this is a full time occupation

ooooh i didn’t even think of that, ouch 😣

I read this as "as an avid mustache user" And I was wondering how one uses a mustache

LMAO

He's missing the haircut but it'll do 😂

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

Welcome to the cult! What a great video to be your first, that ones a classic! :))

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

Indeed!

@@IamaPERSON Hi friend! You were fast today

@@hannah27117 yeah, I usually game during this time

@@IamaPERSON Nice! What games do you usually play?

@Veronica🌸 BEGONE BOT

@@pesadafara1639 s h u t

And he just acts casualy like he was spanish the whole time

@1815 British Soldier he already has the Mariachi moustache

And if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like something else is happening

Military genius? More like… more like bore Ragnarok

@@yourfather8041 lmao

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

lol I'm dying 🤣😂😭😆💀😅

Yea especially with the 8cantwait thing

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Hi Turg! How is it going?

Hi, how are you?

@@IamaPERSON Just wanted to let you know I saw your comment on my post. Sorry RU-vid keeps deleting it for some reason

@@hannah27117 hey there friend!! i'm doing well, how are you?

That's stereotyping

Not all cops are Irish

Meanwhile, a lot of American cops: Haha prison time

@TheLapster 6 compared to the enormous number that commit crimes daily

He's not sexist or homophobic enough to be a Boston Police officer. Lol.

@@Cheesecake_666 That's what the training is for before becoming a cop lol.

@@Cheesecake_666 clearly misinformed do research.

@@cocomeadows3176 I did my research sweetie.

@@Cheesecake_666 when's the last time you got pulled over?