You have a very dangerous job, actually I am womdering can you describe how you react to very stressful situations where your life could be in danger? From a psychological perspective, how you force yourself to be calm in those circumstances?
I watched "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". First I'll tire you out by absorbing all your blows with face to fist style. Then I'll follow up with a quick balls to the knee technique. And just when you think you have me I'll have you in the reverse guillotine position. I'll know I've won once I wake up in the hospital with a sore and swollen face.
Elminster Highhell or it’s because nasa is a very famous and common organization and having a shirt that has the name or logo of a famous organization is not uncommon. Like how some people could have a hat that says US Air Force a shirt that says Harley-Davidson, that doesn’t mean that they are trying to pass off as a US army pilot or a motorcycle engineer. This guy in the video is actively trying to pass off his con as the truth by wearing those military clothes.
@Doctor Elminster I did some research and of course Joe wasn't a flat earther , even if he had been , the fact that he stoped being one would be a good proof of intellect . my sister who's 30 used to be a flat earther for several years , she eventually understood it was bs from ppl who don't even have degrees in anything related to science and are just spewing non provable nonsense like the dinosaurs didn't exist or whatever stupid story .
@Doctor Elminster i don't think you do any research. Researched all of that and you're wrong about it all. Think you just read a bunch of comments and believed them all.
@Justin it wasn’t a copied comment first off. My “royalties” joke went over your head sadly, but you don’t appear to have a lot of comprehension skills anyway. It’s a RU-vid comment section, I am not sure why you are getting so triggered over a comment on a video lol. Maybe the internet isn’t the place for you.
Joe Rogan is clearly annoyed by people doing those kind of martial arts that would not work well, especially in MMA. He should just be honest about that rather than doing fake laughter. He should admit it angers him rather than pretending he finds it absolutely hilarious.
@@thewholetruth5473 Where are you coming up with those assumptions?? Lol it's like you want him to be angry about it? Or maybe _you're_ angry? 🤔 But anyway, I'm 99.9% sure Joe honestly thinks it's funny, because it is. What's there even to be mad about?
@@thewholetruth5473crazy that you don't know him personally yet you magically know personal things about him 😂 sorry buddy but anyone who knows psychology knows that that's not how laughs work, fake laughs can sound real and vice versa, it's ignorant and disingenuous to act like you can magically determine the validity of it
I enjoy watching Joe... he's that kind of person or friend who is genuinely excited or interested in anything you discuss with or show him. It's so nice to see how genuine he is.
The best technique I've learned on YT was if you're in a choke at a streetfight, burn your opponents underarm with a lighter. Never lost a fight since that.
Another great one is if someone pushes you in a standing position with both hands, immediately push them back in the same way. The act of pushing you has thrown their center of gravity forward of their feet, and you pushing them back instantly shifts that center of gravity in the opposite direction behind their feet. The rapid change from over reach to under reach will be enough to make most people stumble backward or fall over.
There was this quiet undersized kid on my block. Yeah he got picked on. Kids threw stuff at him at school. Well, one summer, a bigger kid picked on him and the small kid just snapped and grabbed him. They rolled around and the big kid was winning and then small kid bit the big kids face, like really bit him like an animal. There was blood everywhere and the big kid was screaming and crying like a girl. And it was understandable. His right cheek was torn open. The smaller kid didn’t bat an eye. He had blood all over his mouth. Anyway, the smaller kid’s father was a lawyer and the bigger kid’s family didn’t press charges for some reason. This was in the early 80s. Anyway, the small kid still kept being a loner and still kept being quiet and unassuming. But NOBODY. absolutely NOBODY in the neighborhood or at school messed with him. And it was that way through high school. He had the reputation of being batshit crazy even though nothing like that fight happened ever again
I once stared at a wall that was freshly painted. I swear that after two days of me staring at it, the paint actually dried! I scared even myself with my new found power, so I never tried it again. True story!
Joe's got that laugh that could make the dead rise up and join in with laughing. I strive to be happy and healthy like Joe, not just for me, towards others as well.
The trick of breaking boards is how it's held. For example, if the grain is running horizontally and you hold the top and bottom, the board will break. If you hold the board opposite the wood grain direction( at both ends) the guy is more likely to injure his hand then break the board.
This is why I dont cosplay Waldo anymore. Hearing that shit like "OH I FOUND YOU!" is fun the first 5 times, but when you hear it 59 more times and people think they're like, the first person saying it to you TODAY or even EVER, it starts getting on your nerves. I know this was random on no one asks, I just fucking hate Waldo now. Must suck to ACTUALLY be him though because that's all people ever say to him. Ever
In either 2nd or 3rd grade I remember a school assembly and a guy came and was offering karate lessons and handed out flyers with the address and prices, but 2 of my classmates where students of his and they did a demonstration the best part was they brought out these planks of wood and started laying then across two blocks so they could break them but as they were setting up as if already broken they kept coming apart so when they finally got it all set up and where punching thru them expecting applause after each one the absolute silence they endured seared this memory into my brain
"I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man."
When I studied martial arts we'd use special plastic boards with sort of a jigsaw pattern down the middle. They're about an inch thick and have some material that greatly increases the friction along the center crack. We used them 1) cause you could reuse them and 2) cause joe is absolutely right the wooden boards are easy as shit to break
@@jimmyoryan2257 I never said they didn't wear down. Of course they wear down and get replaced. So what you box? You said yourself that you don't break boards
@@walls_of_skulls6061 easy Tex I’m just sayin something designed to break wouldn’t seem like it’s harder to break than a wood plank, just quit breaking the board with ur head and u ll be alright
nate means meant to say this: XD 1) An internet expression that gets annoying if overused. 2) What little kiddos spam when they are mad they realize the suck at roblox 3)The same kids using this term also use BAE; AF(AS FUCK), & therefore they all have Room Temp Intelligence Quotation & not 1 person on this planet changing the English Language to even dumber acronyms could score Triple Digits on the Mensa or Stanford Binet Test! 4)A symbol with X being the eyes and D being the Dick, to make it seem like the person has squinched eyes and a mouth wide open laughing w/ a cock in it. This is usually used to replace rofl, as the X for eyes indicates that they are laughing so hard they may have fallen out of their chair. Usually used in mmorpgs and chat lines. And highly used by GenZ who play Minecraft. 5)XD or xD is the most annoying internet expression ever created. It is used in funny moments,embarrassing moments and,stupid moments. XD is now used on all social medias applications. XD is ONLY said by kids. 6)And now; how it SHOULD be used in 2020: I keep the XD on me so I can pop her next time I see that pussy. 7)OR this is acceptable also... “Hitler was a GREAT Guy”! Response: xD? And he’s not ‘low key funny af’, he’s High Key witty humour with ☝🏻 line zingers. I think that’s what you meant to say; again...unless you’re 12 years old or simply retarded! 🤷🏼♂️ 🤣
You have too much time on your hands if you sit around posting those kinds of comments buddy... ironic that you're telling on yourself whilst trying to take the intellectual high ground... I guess you missed psychology 101 on your way to the multiple PhD's you must have.... what I meant to say was... U gay AF xD
I don't know what Joe is talking about... That guy hit me with the poison hand two weeks ago and I died right there on the spot instantly....... Well not then but he promised me that one day in the future i will die !
@Dusten Cross Hey 👋🏼 pal! Just curious, is your last name McFly like mine?! Because 29 years & nearly one more year to this day it happened to me!! But I have a friend who knows how to time travel & said by 2020 times will be the best to get help from doctors right out on the street 🤔 I like just got here & things seem strange. I’ll just go to New York, I’m sure they’ll fix me up?! Cheers
I'd like him to come see me and my phony technique so I could put him out of his delusional misery. I have 3 moves. Same moves I've always have used. All three are illegal in most sactioned fighting organizations. But Joe thinks fighting should be like a street fight so we would be a good match. I would kick his ass in 15 seconds or less and I'm willing to bet him a thousand dollars I can do it. Problem for Joe is, he will also go to the hospital as that is my main MO. Make sure I never have to fight you again.
"picked up the kids last week from school, saw someone I went to highschool with, I was like, 'ah shit.' haha funny story huh? Don't ya just hate that! And how about those Mets huh?"
I get a lot of enjoyment from Joe's enjoyment of fake martial arts. I have to come watch this occasionally. It tickles me at how excited he gets with this. Lol
I took some TKD in the 80s and the boards we had were definitely not paper thin and there is no way you could have broken them by bending them like Joe was showing. They weren't the hardest things to get through, but you could hurt your hand if you did it wrong, especially for the kids. I sprained my hand as a kid during the test to get a yellow belt; I was nervous and didn't commit like I should have. I also saw adults get bruises, sprains, and one guy I think broke his hand on a much bigger break with multiple boards. They were doubled, tripled etc. for some of the higher tests and they also did bricks, blocks and ice breaks.
I had the same experience, a few years ago when I did my blue belt test in my TKD school. I even fucked up breaking one with a sidekick the first try, which is really embarassing x).... But have to say, I am not a big fan of those over the top TKD presentations where they break a ton of wood, it's nice to train your accuracy and commitment, but apart from that it's not that valuable i think. I much prefer the forms and the sparring we do (I am doing ITF TKD, so sparring is very close to kickboxing in my school)
I agree with you the boards we used in TKD were hard wooden planks about 1.5 cm thick. My friends, all senior belts, including one with a black belt, couldn't break it with their fist strikes. I was stuck with a yellow belt for a year because I never went for the upgrades as I always thought TKD was a waste of money, a waste of time; but it's one of our co-curricular programs in the university. I broke the wooden plant. With a palm heel strike. It was so easy I was puzzled as to why they couldn't break it. I quit TKD ever since, and took up boxing instead.
@@bonsaiboi9083What I don't like about sparring in TKD or Tang Soo Do is that the fighters were always asked to return to the starting position after a quick exchange before the fight resumed, and stopped again to allow them to return to the starting position, repeat. To me that's stupid and impractical. How can you improve your cardio and anaerobic conditioning that way? There's no return-to-starting-position in a street fight LOL
@@Southeast_Asian_Devil absolutely I think point-fighting in general is more like a game than a fight. But like I said at our school TKD sparring was more like kickboxing, which means punching to the face is allowed and the sparring rounds weren't interrupted and you only went back to the starting position at the end of the round
I appreciate Joe Rogan's response is about breaking boards. I broke them as well in the late eights and early nineties; sometimes two at a time. The "fake " boards were harder to break; meaning a plastic/fiberglass board that you could slide or snap together. YMMV. Thank you.
Umm his "laughter" is obviously the opposite of "genuine". Joe Rogan is clearly annoyed by people doing those kind of martial arts that would not work well, especially in MMA. He should just be honest about that rather than doing fake laughter. He should admit it angers him rather than pretending he finds it absolutely hilarious.
Now apply this logic to many many many other professions. There are people with degrees and certificates that don't know anything lol. The world is filled with ppl trying to bs you
The really sad part is the student that spends a fortune on this crap, to gain false confidence, then gets into a real fight and gets hospitalized or even killed.
Even under the best scenarios people do get attacked often for no reason, is the logic being used in this thread its always your fault if your attacked , publically or privatly, and you should walk away, even when being repeatedly struck, WTF?
Fake laughter is not contagious. Only real laughter is contagious. Regardless of how stoned he was, Joe Rogan was obviously being very fake with his "laughter" here.
A customer at my dealership was bragging about his fitness routine and started telling our receptionist about his “rotor cuff”. He was trying very hard to sound like an expert and def was showing off for her. Turns out she is actually studying to be a PT and asked him if he meant to say “rotator cuff”? The look on his face was priceless.
Yess! 😂 My mother used to be a PT and she would catch people talking about “rotary cups” like they were medical pros She would just smile and walk away 🤣
They say “No!, I am talking about the rotar cuff - its a lesser known part of the body - There is also a rotator cuff but I am talking about something different...... it’s in the same spot though
At the beginning of the movie “the men who stare at goats” is says “more of this is real that you can imagine” I honestly didn’t imagine it meant this much 😂
