So you tellin' me *Eats a skittle* *Converts to Islam* *Shoots at a movie screen* *Saves a copy of Lego Star war 2 to an SD card* *Eats a skittle* *Commits terrorism* *Ascends to a high point in reality*
My close call with death is when I was 2 months old. My dad was sitting on this yoga ball we have, and he was rocking me. He rolled back too far, so he fell backwards, while dropping me straight down onto the floor... my skull cracked.
Me and my DnD group loved your video. When I made my DnD character, I added a wild Magic breath as a possibility when she uses magic (My character went heavy on the Elder Scrolls Dragonborn stuffs.. yeah...) And my friend chuckled and put a hand on my shoulder and said. "Just don't release a Tarrasque."
Same here: Never had a broken bone or a cavity in my life but i - Almost drowned in a rainwater vat when i was a toddler - Almost fell to my death from the 5th floor when i was 3 - Almost died of meningitis when i was 8 - And this one time i opened a car door while we where going through a roundabout. I was sitting on the outer side. With no seatbelt. In a car doing 30kph. My mum caught me by my foot though so i only had very light scratches where my face met the asphalt.
It all started when I was born. Literally. I didn’t breathe for six minutes after being born. Then I almost died a few time when I was in the NICU. Then there’s the asthma attacks. And the psycho kid who tried to drown me, along with the PTSD they brought upon me. Oh, and the time I fell on my head and probably got a concussion, almost forgot about that.
"Hey Ryuk, what are you doing ?" "Testing the Death Note, I tried writing the same name 5 times and nothing, I think its busted" "No, its working fine, that Dingo kid is just indestructible, trust me, all the other Shinigami tried too"
Also, I have a group of friends who run a DnD game with me, and one of them play's a wizard, and, 9 times out of 10, when he casts sleep on an enemy, it does nothing.
sorry for autism but the way you phrased that sounds like part of a touhou game's title to me lawlz "Dingo Doodles and the series of mysterious cliff incidents" XD
Been watching your d&d videos for a while now and somehow missed this gem. Think its funny how you were worried about recording and now you make videos that have legit put tears in my eyes with your voice acting. "Past you" would be so proud of you now!
As the child of a Canadian teacher who has been around other teachers their entire life, I can guarantee that primary school teachers do in fact have that exact same reaction every time a field trip like that happens. Especially since I grew up in a very hill and mountain filled area as well. I still get stories from my mom of the teachers who deal with the 5 y/o's all day and the shenanigans (and near death experiences) that ensue.
PAST DINGO: I love death FURTURE DINGO WITHOUT SIPS: I hate death DINGO WITH SIPS: I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE DEATH whats going on... another one: The years before Dingo were piled on kids: I dont care f I LIVE or DIE. When Dingo gets piled on kids: aw. I die. :C EDIT: OMG tysm for the highlight! ^^
Hey, no need to talk faster and be more enthusiastic. You've got YOUR own style, and that style makes you unique. Keep up the good work, stay yourself!
You said the advice about talking faster helped, and it shows! This video is very well paced, and you speak very clearly. You're learning fast, this is already leagues of quality better than your last one. Also, even though people are talking a lot about your D&D video, don't be afraid to make more videos like this! These stories were hilarious, and I'd love to hear more stories from your life. I'm really excited to see what you have in store!
Dingo” i’ve never had a broken bone before” Me”cool” Dingo” i’ve never sprained anything before” Me”ok” Dingo” heck I’ve never even had a cavity” Me”YOU LUCKY LITTLE-“
Tumbled down a hill once, launched off a bike at 7 years old and broke my helmet clean in half. I, however, was fine. Remember kids, always wear your helmet.
Great video. Very entertaining. Don't get too wrapped up about terrible starting videos (trust me, yours are just fine). Speaking from experience, everyone hates their first few videos. Just keep up the good work! :)
Were it me, you would find an ancient gold Dragon, Exert such inhuman force to ACTUALLY hurt the dang thing, and if you make the dexterity save to avoid being crushed as it curls into a ball, DC 15, It would then grant you one cast of the Wish spell, to make you gp away and never approach it again.
