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McFlurries and Hibachi Grills 

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Tim explains a bizarre scenario involving a woman at a truck stop making him a McFlurry and then rips into Ben for liking hibachi grills.
From episode 267: • #267 - The D'Amelio Va...
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@casualwater698
@casualwater698 2 года назад
"I never want to go to a restaurant where children are happy" is a pretty good rule to live by.
@jkeezy93
@jkeezy93 2 года назад
It sounds douchey but at the end of the day, there is truth to it. Excited kids that aren't your own are miserable.
@CJVS995
@CJVS995 24 дня назад
Or a restaurant with children in general is a good rule
@Excremental_Discharge
@Excremental_Discharge 10 дней назад
​@CJVS995 that's why strip clubs have buffets during the day👍
@30029363636
@30029363636 Год назад
“A lot of people seem cheery when they're doing things that they hate” - Tim Dillon Cheerfully giggling - Ben Avery
@bydefault7795
@bydefault7795 2 года назад
The machines should be cleaned with either Ivermectin OR Hydroxichloriquine.
@frostybrew13
@frostybrew13 2 года назад
And ketamine
@Damnto
@Damnto 2 года назад
Use freshly fallen snow and deer meat to clean this shit hole
@soulife8383
@soulife8383 2 года назад
Def hydroxy these soft iver barely- cons. "Oh I'm scared"
@soulife8383
@soulife8383 2 года назад
@@Damnto exactly
@ryancj1542
@ryancj1542 2 года назад
Why not both??
@KingHarry1
@KingHarry1 2 года назад
Ben is constantly trying to contain his laughter, it’s hilarious lmao
@pinkspoon7483
@pinkspoon7483 2 года назад
who?
@FunnyCallsPrank
@FunnyCallsPrank 2 года назад
No! annoying, cause he cant contain himself. I must be inconvenienced by his hiccup laugh because he cannot control his emotions of the whiney laugh. Imagine if Jamie did the same.
@daysjours
@daysjours 2 года назад
He is 2/3s of the show. Priceless!
@gbjl26
@gbjl26 2 года назад
@@FunnyCallsPrank category error joe rogan is not a comedy podcast
@Mad_Mally
@Mad_Mally 2 года назад
"She hand flurried it." That's the story of my life.
@6olf6wang6
@6olf6wang6 2 года назад
Tim looking at Ben: “What do you consider ‘interesting’?”
@davids8127
@davids8127 2 года назад
With full despise 😂😂😂
@fellopiantube7607
@fellopiantube7607 2 года назад
sometimes Ben exhibits some really weird ticks (@ 7:37 , 7:41). it really shows how deeply traumatized this kid was by the Pig
@gibsonflyingv2820
@gibsonflyingv2820 Год назад
What pig?
@kyleshelley1127
@kyleshelley1127 Год назад
@@gibsonflyingv2820 the grand pig wizard
@Mischief_T
@Mischief_T Год назад
Hillary Clinton
@joseehernandez2447
@joseehernandez2447 2 года назад
The over cooked shrimp is spot on.
@ballzzd33p29
@ballzzd33p29 2 года назад
I worked for the Japanese at one of these...the shrimp is bought out of a mini van. Tuna is often cod they changed the color of... and must cook it to not get people sick or parasites...
@joseehernandez2447
@joseehernandez2447 2 года назад
@@ballzzd33p29 Jesus fucks. That’s horrible.
@FaterialL
@FaterialL 2 года назад
@@ballzzd33p29 Lol damn
@michaelarreguin
@michaelarreguin 2 года назад
Ben has been to Hibachi way more than once.
@gibsonflyingv2820
@gibsonflyingv2820 Год назад
He said been once “in Austin”
@joker321boom
@joker321boom 2 года назад
The Pennsylvania McFlurry story is priceless
@JohnSmith-cn4hm
@JohnSmith-cn4hm Год назад
i love how Tim effortlessly introduces these new characters “ralph” “clark” “alexis”
@seanoreilly1832
@seanoreilly1832 2 года назад
I know it's harsh but I agree with Tim's 100% true view on children in restaurants
@brianhoward7277
@brianhoward7277 Год назад
*"She hand flurried it"* so that's what we're calling it now?
@andrewsullivan3874
@andrewsullivan3874 2 года назад
Hibachi grills are the greatest public experience in America.
@HoeYouGay
@HoeYouGay 2 года назад
As long as the chef is a bit entertaining , yeah it’s a fun time.
@silviobrolusconi2890
@silviobrolusconi2890 Месяц назад
Food is always kinda mid tho
@danielj6824
@danielj6824 2 года назад
When I worked at sonic, the ice cream machine was two machines in one so you could shut down one side for cleaning and use the other side. We did it everyday.
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 2 года назад
I worked for McDonald's before, the machines must be thoroughly cleaned before adding the cream , and still after adding the cream you have to wait 2 hours for them to mix and temp right , and if they don't temp correctly you have to discard all the mix and start over , or else you'll have liquid milkshakes that taste like sanitizer and give you diarrhea. It's just easier to keep them off instead of having to refund every mcflurry order in some stores. Mystery solved.
@waldorfsalad2307
@waldorfsalad2307 2 года назад
Clean them when the store is closed. Don’t be open for business if you can’t sell your product.
@MLHMODZ
@MLHMODZ 2 года назад
@@waldorfsalad2307 most McDonald’s around me are open 24 hours
@SheaRoberts
@SheaRoberts 2 года назад
I've worked at a McDonalds too back when I was in HS. The ice cream machine was the worst thing. We hardly ever had it on because of how tedious it was to set up, clean, etc. You would THINK in this day and age there would be an easier and more efficient way to do something so simple...it boggles the mind.
@osiris2384
@osiris2384 2 года назад
I was going to say the same thing. I worked there in HS and being a bunch of 16-18 year-olds that didn't give a single fak about customers, we just turned it off so it was done before we had to close the store. That's what you get when you hire a bunch of kids at minimum wage, which at that time was $5.15/hr.
@Mischief_T
@Mischief_T 2 года назад
Not a good excuse, have 2 machines, rotate while one cleans. McDonald’s can afford an extra machine or two per store
@pistachiosandpopcorn7146
@pistachiosandpopcorn7146 2 года назад
I don't know if he was joking or not...but I'm against the throwing of food into my mouth. My first thought is "I don't want to choke" and the next thought is "Don't waste my food!"
@joe-redacted
@joe-redacted 2 года назад
Makes a lot more sense now, every time I get an invite to Hibachi, it is always from a random unknown number
@pocket5751
@pocket5751 2 года назад
McDonald's owns the company that produces machines. Franchise owners can't have any other repair place fix the machine. They have to fly out a repair man to fix it which is out of pocket from the owner. The cost of that is generally very expensive to do that rather than calling local repair place.
@dylan4868
@dylan4868 2 года назад
Bullshit. They ain’t flying nobody
@pocket5751
@pocket5751 2 года назад
@@dylan4868 and that is why they are all broken. Because they are not willing to pay to fly the repair guys out. I watched a whole documentary about a husband and wife that built a device that could tell you what's wrong with the machines and there was a huge lawsuit.
@aprilecotton2060
@aprilecotton2060 Год назад
And nothing is broke. They just dont know how to read and add 1 cup of milk and overfill it so someone has to come empty it
@z50king29
@z50king29 2 года назад
"It's a real knife fight down there at the local McDonald's when the Taylor Service Technician shows up. He wants to stab everyone."
@UpstateEli
@UpstateEli 2 года назад
Having worked at mcdonald’s sadly, i can confirm every night the ice cream machine does get cleaned every night.
@joshbehehe
@joshbehehe 2 года назад
There are a few Kobe steakhouses I’ve been to where the food has been incredible I’m not gonna front.
@AR-vd4wo
@AR-vd4wo 2 года назад
People on first dates at hibachi places always look super uncomfortable
@atomknight8361
@atomknight8361 2 года назад
As they should
@AR-vd4wo
@AR-vd4wo 2 года назад
@@atomknight8361 amen brother
@skdewolf7606
@skdewolf7606 2 года назад
My SIL went a hibachi and roach was in the rice bowl and he did the trick of flinging the roach off the grill artistically. 🤮🤮
@piedrabuena59
@piedrabuena59 2 года назад
Lmao!!!!!
@christopherkallmeyer1046
@christopherkallmeyer1046 2 года назад
This is why I sub to Tim He talks about the important things- why are McDonald’s ice cream machines always broken. But for real, makes a fellar wonder
@Damnto
@Damnto 2 года назад
Because the employees eat the fucking ice cream and taking some home for their baby
@mesmith2526
@mesmith2526 2 года назад
I thought the risk of nearly choking to death as your family has to watch is what you pay for......
@coreygolphenee9633
@coreygolphenee9633 2 года назад
I'm gonna order a handflurry next time I end up in a mcdonalds
@bsota8513
@bsota8513 2 года назад
Ha ha ha ha
@salvagemonster3612
@salvagemonster3612 2 года назад
The hard hitting topics that Tim gets tot he heart of! Watch out DQ and Long Johns Tim is on the case!
@robertmackay7608
@robertmackay7608 2 года назад
Tim Dillon getting to the bottom of the real issues facing America.
@AnkitPal-jj4zb
@AnkitPal-jj4zb 2 года назад
Imagine if Joey Diaz was in this conversation. He'd never talk to Ben again
@felyxmillicent6538
@felyxmillicent6538 2 года назад
The ice cream issue.😋
@Swoozy585
@Swoozy585 Год назад
They employ ONE company that can only repair these mechines with special codes and contractually. Its a rip off and a monopoly.... which i thought we had laws against
@tech1238
@tech1238 2 года назад
Waiting for the new merch drop
@amandah3619
@amandah3619 2 года назад
I’ll be honest. I’ve never been to a Macdonald’s and they don’t have ice cream. My son gets Macdonald’s once a week.
@GetOffTheLawn
@GetOffTheLawn Год назад
Here is the real story about the ice cream machines in case you don't know. I worked at McD's from 1986 off and on into the early 90's and not once. ONCE! Did our ice cream machine break. It is a complicated machine with 30 plus parts that have to be taken apart and cleaned and then re assembled correctly EVERY DAY. It's broken because your employees are lazy and or dumb. They don't want to clean it so they lie and say its broken. Or they are dumb and actually broke it. Just remove the ice cream and let the fattys have a fucking shit fit. Who cares. I love Tim D.
@Mischief_T
@Mischief_T Год назад
Finally the government is looking into these atrocities of ice cream!
@jeffmiller3499
@jeffmiller3499 2 года назад
My first job was McDonald's & I would always put some ice cream in the cup then toppings then ice cream then toppings etc. I hooked everyone up & bc of that I was often requested to make them & we sold more 🤷
@bsota8513
@bsota8513 2 года назад
Well thank you for your special effort!
@albreal
@albreal 2 года назад
The reason is the machine is patented by one company. They are the only ones allowed to service the machine by contract. So parts and service are slow, or franchises can't afford repair atm.
@vendeta9393
@vendeta9393 2 года назад
brooo the sunglases looool
@devinpaul9026
@devinpaul9026 2 года назад
"Monster"! 😂😄😂😄😂😄
@SantiagoGarcia-mz8ui
@SantiagoGarcia-mz8ui 2 дня назад
The machines have to be cleaned regularly so you don’t have rotten ice cream and they say it’s broken because if you tell a customer it’s in cleaning mode they wanna have a tantrum like a 3 yr old but if you say it’s broken nobody says shit
@thegnosticalien
@thegnosticalien 2 года назад
McDonald’s ice cream machines legit are not working 90% of the time, of course the only time anyone wants ice cream from McDonald’s is at 3am But don’t be fooled you can try 3 diff McDonald’s and you won’t find one with ice cream
@maryjanegrundelman9876
@maryjanegrundelman9876 2 года назад
I was told that McDonald's contracts a certain cleaning company for the ice cream machines and there has been issues with the company... no telling .
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 2 года назад
The 1 dislike is from the hand Mcflurry lady
@GarryReyom
@GarryReyom 2 года назад
Tim, the candy is mixed in with a spoon mixer
@jkeezy93
@jkeezy93 2 года назад
Watching Ben on this show is like looking at what Mr Smithers used to do before he was Mr Burns's "yes man". Tim passes on, and then Ben ends up running the podcast of some rich oligarch in a parallel universe of the Simpsons.
@dontcare7086
@dontcare7086 2 года назад
I saw a documentary were a guy made a program that allowed McDonalds franchise owners to fix the machine themselves. The people McDonald's contracts to repair them found out and McDonald's forced the franchise owners not to use them. I wish I could remember the video because the company that fixes them runs a scheme.
@SienaaBee
@SienaaBee Год назад
Tim Nailed this one. Hibachi places are the lamest thing in restaurants. Easily.
@killervacuum
@killervacuum 2 года назад
lol comparing california's power grid to a mcdonalds ice cream machine
@mistersonnen848
@mistersonnen848 2 года назад
Johnny Harris has a good video about this. Also I've never experienced this in Australia.
@billyringah
@billyringah Год назад
6:50 Says the man who ranted about corporate steak houses.
@holden3
@holden3 2 года назад
Same for baskin robbins
@B00SIE-B00
@B00SIE-B00 2 года назад
this Ben guy is talking more and more every time I watch these videos. He better keep it shut, don't want another young Jamie. It's a real knife fight out here in the podcast game he could get replaced!
@---cx1ly
@---cx1ly 2 года назад
Tim Dillon cracks me the fuck up. I sometimes wonder if hes just speaking his mind. I speak so similar when im pissed off and talking shit, and people think im joking and funny and im like, when am i funny. like sometimes i say intentionally funny stuff but ost of my ranting on facebook is me talking shit and making fun of the people who piss me off
@superblahblah666
@superblahblah666 2 года назад
Hibachi grills now too Tim? is nothing sacred?
@huginnandmuninn4865
@huginnandmuninn4865 Год назад
The machines down for cleaning at night yes i worked there The the thing about broken machine u cant make 150 cones 1 after the other. The machine overheat and it take time before the cream turn to icecream
@MahaneyMedia
@MahaneyMedia 2 года назад
But honestly tho, I haven’t had ice cream from McDonald’s in like 6 years because every time I’ve tried they’ve said it wasn’t working lol
@deezlilnuts
@deezlilnuts 2 года назад
I agree, mcflurries were my favourite, now its icecream with cookies crumbled on top. ridiculous
@estellepatella2520
@estellepatella2520 2 года назад
When are you two moving out of the concentration camp? That place makes makes a tomb look like Better Homes and Gardens.
@dylan4868
@dylan4868 2 года назад
“Maybe that was the low point of her life, I don’t get it.” YA THINK?
@trcr5473
@trcr5473 2 года назад
I think that anyone that works at McDonald's would be laughing at you
@deadliestvice5356
@deadliestvice5356 2 года назад
People who work at McDonald's are in no position to laugh at anyone.
@trcr5473
@trcr5473 2 года назад
@@deadliestvice5356 Essential service and food workers are in the best position to be laughing because we get to see the range of stupidity of people who have the luck of being on the other side of the counter. I love laughing at stupid customers!
@jlshel42
@jlshel42 2 года назад
They do the volcano out of the onion… Don’t you find that demoralizing?
@Stephan5150
@Stephan5150 2 года назад
Fun Fact: The McFlurry was invented in 1995 in a tiny Canadian city: Bathurst, New Brunswick. Great place to visit, you can snowmobile on the streets in winter to go between your hotel and the restaurant or the incredible trail system, check it out when tourism opens up again!
@dumbguy6843
@dumbguy6843 Год назад
🎉
@thanatoriousbum7473
@thanatoriousbum7473 2 года назад
When i worked at wendys half my coworkers were to lazy to set up the machine. so they just say its down. i took 20 min to clean. and 10 min to set up.
@taniabluebell3099
@taniabluebell3099 2 года назад
The only way to do Hibachi correctly is to order it as takeout.
@mercharris5266
@mercharris5266 2 года назад
No way. Get way more food when you sit… plus the onion choochoo train
@danielaragusa
@danielaragusa 2 года назад
Hibachi is TOTALLY demoralizing.
@jayglamx3
@jayglamx3 2 года назад
"Hey man, what're we doing? This is prime time." 🤣🤣🤣
@greyforge27
@greyforge27 Год назад
No one with self-respect should be ordering ice cream at McDonald's in the evening anyway. No one over the age of about 9 should be ordering ice cream at McDonald's at any time of day. Don't go to McDonald's in general, full stop. What is wrong with people?
@DevashishMulye
@DevashishMulye 2 года назад
ok tim
@WhitneyHaverstock
@WhitneyHaverstock 2 года назад
'Lot Lizard' sounds like a happy meal toy. 🦎
@MrEazyE357
@MrEazyE357 2 года назад
This Ben guy is getting way to comfortable. Who the hell does he think he is?
@sofloflow
@sofloflow 2 года назад
I love Hibachi 😂
@Jedscorp
@Jedscorp 2 года назад
What’s liquid death like ?
@derekortiz3663
@derekortiz3663 2 года назад
It's not bad. Little pricey, but it's healthier and nice that they're cleaning up the environment. They just made a movie, for some reason.
@01superduty89
@01superduty89 2 года назад
12 drunk soldiers at hibachi bullying the chef. Now that’s a good time.
@KWillyzz1
@KWillyzz1 2 года назад
_I heard Joe Rogan is still alive_ *WTF Tim L O L*
@aleisterbull8423
@aleisterbull8423 2 года назад
My wife Still doesnt understand why I hate these places...will forward this to her
@andrewsullivan3874
@andrewsullivan3874 2 года назад
All restaurants should be hibachi
@jacobcunningham6771
@jacobcunningham6771 2 года назад
How much coke does Tim do I find myself wondering
@christopherrahman1358
@christopherrahman1358 2 года назад
lmao at covernor of galifornia
@LabTech41
@LabTech41 Год назад
I remember a couple years back, the ONLY time I ever went to a HIbachi Grill; it was not by choice, it was something I was dragged into because it was like a birthday thing on account of me and my sisters have birthdays in the same week. There's something about making the preparing of food a spectacle that automatically puts me into a foul mood... especially if everyone else enjoys that spectacle. I hate when people try to make something that's mundane 99.99999% of the time into some kind of circus routine, and the people who fall for it only make my mood blacker. Then I tasted the food: first of all it was obviously hot, too hot, because there was no transition period like it virtually every other restaurant in existence between the cook and the customer... so you start off the meal with a burnt tongue and no sense of taste, which wouldn't have mattered because everything tastes like tempura breading. It's like the one time in my life, and I include my military days in this, where I left an eating establishment wishing I'd just gone hungry.
@riedstep
@riedstep Год назад
You ate your food instantly after it was cooked, burned your mouth, and blamed the food?
@LabTech41
@LabTech41 Год назад
@@riedstep I have a bad habit of getting burned by the things I eat... ask your mother.
@ac7ionmannews
@ac7ionmannews 2 года назад
Can you do a video just analyzing keemstar (owner of drama alert) and his behaviour online. I would love nothing more than to here your thoughts on this idividual
@girlwithaview6961
@girlwithaview6961 2 года назад
I could not agree more with Tim about hibachi. Spot on!
@alexanderkareh6832
@alexanderkareh6832 Год назад
My friends called me a stick in the mud for not being huge into having my food played with…like give me my damn food!
@GyroZeppel
@GyroZeppel Год назад
Hibachi food is so good, Tim is tripping. I can do without the show though. I’d just get it to go lol
@hg1651
@hg1651 2 года назад
Hibachi is over priced, poorly cooked, bland food.
@dalkurd1
@dalkurd1 2 года назад
Love Tim Dillon, from Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪 Does alot of Tim Dillon fans in the US also support Bernie Sanders when it comes to politics? Feelin’ the burn baby! 🔥
@theplayerformerlyknownasmo3711
@theplayerformerlyknownasmo3711 2 года назад
No.
@DGRIFF
@DGRIFF 2 года назад
Bernie!
@fahimhuq2768
@fahimhuq2768 2 года назад
Tim would absolutely bankrupt universal healthcare
@pawlpoche8736
@pawlpoche8736 2 года назад
I met Bernie sanders at a rally in Indianapolis. I like the old bastard, his record speaks for itself.
@VJHatFPC
@VJHatFPC 2 года назад
Is this still a thing? I thought he got taken out by Cuomo at a retirement home
@jayglamx3
@jayglamx3 2 года назад
"What the hell is the Choo Choo train" made me laugh so fucking hard 😂
@Damnto
@Damnto 2 года назад
Omg I watched your I wish video 7 years ago didn’t know you’re still active. What’s up?
@jayglamx3
@jayglamx3 2 года назад
@@Damnto that was more like 15 years ago lol
@Cacodominus6969
@Cacodominus6969 2 года назад
Holy shit whats up Justine lmaoo I love how I'm going through the comment section and randomly come across this 😂🤣
@jayglamx3
@jayglamx3 2 года назад
@@Cacodominus6969 hahaha what's up
@Cacodominus6969
@Cacodominus6969 2 года назад
@@jayglamx3 just staying alive and sane during these shitty times lol how've you been dude it's been way too long
@nicholashoezee1386
@nicholashoezee1386 2 года назад
I hope this is a joke. Im gonna give him the benefit of the doubt because I worked at mcdonalds and it’s simply machines get shut down for cleaning at 10pm where I work
@tmacfan824
@tmacfan824 2 года назад
ALL WHITE SAUCE NOT GINGER BEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE FIRED!!!!
@SeaCryptWeave
@SeaCryptWeave 2 года назад
🤣😂
@chipper442
@chipper442 2 года назад
Everything that comes from McDonald’s is poison, pure poison. The last thing I’d get if I went, would be a milkshake from them.
@christopherkallmeyer1046
@christopherkallmeyer1046 2 года назад
Haha my god..
@justinkemp6641
@justinkemp6641 2 года назад
Meet some interesting couple from across the table, fucking shoot me now
@FranmanBSA
@FranmanBSA 2 года назад
2:05
@solarslayer612
@solarslayer612 2 года назад
saw this in full podcast
@critiquemytechnique1135
@critiquemytechnique1135 2 года назад
Good job
@solarslayer612
@solarslayer612 2 года назад
@@critiquemytechnique1135 Thanks. I feel I am superior to everyone else based on this thing that I did.
@slapmesillay
@slapmesillay 2 года назад
They have to overcook the shrimp 🍤 cause its such cheap shrimp and taste undercooked otherwise
@pistachiosandpopcorn7146
@pistachiosandpopcorn7146 2 года назад
Oh and the Japanese....the stereotypical food we are talking about..is so overrated . If you find a good Thai place..you'll never look back.
@treetops1563
@treetops1563 Год назад
amishing it
@CrimsonRand
@CrimsonRand 2 года назад
It's not FOR cleaning, it's because it's a bitch to clean them and they don't wanna do it multiple times a day so they shut em down out of laziness
@jasonnorthrup3579
@jasonnorthrup3579 2 года назад
Just buy two machines
@funny298
@funny298 2 года назад
cuviner of galifornia
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