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Why Tim Loves Yard House 

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It's a great place to go for a birthday or if you just got out prison.
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@gijoey5912
@gijoey5912 Год назад
I'm going to transcribe this entire rant and leave it as a Yard House Yelp review.
@t.w.daniels6406
@t.w.daniels6406 Год назад
Legendary
@UnfilteredAndOffensive
@UnfilteredAndOffensive Год назад
Chat GBT will never replace the PIG
@ritardstrength5169
@ritardstrength5169 Год назад
@@UnfilteredAndOffensive Chat PIG-400, to reflect his current weight
@americduh
@americduh Год назад
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@juanlindo1036
@juanlindo1036 Год назад
Throw the link when u do it
@MacLethal
@MacLethal Год назад
“You cannot afford your children. Come to Yard House.” 😂😂😂😂
@natestedman5060
@natestedman5060 6 месяцев назад
That’s wild that I came to the comments 8:44 minutes in and he said your comment right as I was reading it. Simple things in life 🤪
@GetOffTheLawn
@GetOffTheLawn Год назад
"Yard house is for people who just got denied a loan." ~ Tim Dillon LMFAO!!!!
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 6 месяцев назад
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
@autumnparkblvd
@autumnparkblvd Год назад
I’m a single father army vet who’s wife left him and took his 4 year old son to the other side of the country. I tried getting a promotion today and am currently on my break and failing spectacularly, and I have just enough money to get the Ahi Tacos and a Diet Coke at happy hour at the local yard house. When I’m off at 5, I’ll head over. Thanks Tim for the review!
@kyzerBC
@kyzerBC Год назад
we wish you well
@aaronbeardsley3261
@aaronbeardsley3261 Год назад
I swear to God every comment is some fuckin sob story just BEGGING for attention and likes
@autumnparkblvd
@autumnparkblvd Год назад
@@kyzerBC somehow got the promotion and don’t deserve it. So I don’t think I need to go to yard house anymore
@netflixnchill882
@netflixnchill882 Год назад
Life in the big city
@justgivenofox9543
@justgivenofox9543 Год назад
@@autumnparkblvd it’s a real knife fight in the jobs industry
@b0ssbeerreviews83
@b0ssbeerreviews83 Год назад
I love when Tim talks food. His true passion and inner Fat really comes out.
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 6 месяцев назад
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
@Chipvr127
@Chipvr127 Год назад
True story: I sat in a Yardhouse in Phoenix AZ calculating how much I was going to lose in my divorce.
@MauricioZavala-uf1iy
@MauricioZavala-uf1iy Год назад
Sad
@streetcredit83
@streetcredit83 Год назад
😂☠️🤣
@user-bx1vo8dz4z
@user-bx1vo8dz4z Год назад
Hahaha 🤣
@the1truth420
@the1truth420 Год назад
At least you learned something.
@omglawton
@omglawton Год назад
Yardhouse activities
@juanlindo1036
@juanlindo1036 Год назад
His ability to make these rants as accurate as possible is insane
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 6 месяцев назад
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
@MrVisde
@MrVisde 9 месяцев назад
Yardhouse: Just a Collection of Simple Tragedies 😂
@Matteuslee
@Matteuslee Год назад
Yard house is really big in the Minneapolis metro because we really know how to give up early.
@zackerykrummel1229
@zackerykrummel1229 Год назад
Yard house - Applebee’s for the upper middle class
@Gdog637
@Gdog637 Год назад
Lower*
@BIacklce
@BIacklce 18 дней назад
so what applebees was before 2008
@chuckn4851
@chuckn4851 Год назад
"Things you've heard of, on a plate. Come to Yardhouse!" unironically best review
@jasonburke6231
@jasonburke6231 Год назад
It’s the year of the Pig, Tim. Make it big.
@bigben42
@bigben42 Год назад
@Bigga Nigga he can get even bigga
@bryankilvinski
@bryankilvinski Год назад
After watching this, I now want to visit a Yard House
@ubertalldude
@ubertalldude Год назад
I looked up where the nearest one was to me right after listening to this ep hahahahaha
@se5080
@se5080 Год назад
@@ubertalldude we’re in the game boys
@josephlisack4537
@josephlisack4537 Год назад
So good tho....until u gotta use the facilities
@ApatLang
@ApatLang Год назад
they should pay Tim for this
@jacks1bonnielass
@jacks1bonnielass Год назад
@@ubertalldude Dammit now I have to do that since you said it 🤦🏼‍♀️ I just looked while commenting…nearest one is in Atlanta which is a 7hr drive 🤣
@rigit23
@rigit23 Год назад
I unironically love Yard house. And I don't deny that Tim nailed me perfectly
@trayyoutube
@trayyoutube Год назад
Bro same. I will always love yard house 😂
@chrischris5510
@chrischris5510 Год назад
I make way over 100k a year and I cannot afford to eat at yard house daily.. Welcome to southern california. 300k a year is the needed income to go out to eat everyday in california. It costs 300.00 to take my family out to eat korean bbq or sushi once a while. Costs 1500 to take your kids to Disneyland for a weekend. And we just let in 80k more immigrants. SOCAL! The desert one he’s talking about near palm springs is the only one i’ve ever been to. At least the beaches and mountains are free, oh yeah mexico dumps large amounts of sewage and the beaches in socal smell like beaner farts at dawn.
@magicknight13
@magicknight13 Год назад
Same!!! 😂
@jiggymoondust
@jiggymoondust Год назад
It’s not bad
@nping2001
@nping2001 Год назад
Can Tim Dillon have a radio station in the next GTA. PLEASE.
@benjaminkell3726
@benjaminkell3726 Год назад
He would be a big disturbing even by gta standards
@Snickerguy19
@Snickerguy19 Год назад
Me watching this at a yard house….
@Jeff-tt7wj
@Jeff-tt7wj Год назад
One of his best podcast bits in a while.
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 6 месяцев назад
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
@j.farrell
@j.farrell Год назад
Tim knows way too much about the Yard House menu and it's clientele. He's talking shit like he hasn't eaten a dozen onion ring towers.
@COJW516
@COJW516 Год назад
Did you not hear him say BUT I LIKE YARD HOUSE
@nedrobinson7490
@nedrobinson7490 Год назад
He got that thousand island stare
@bigisrick
@bigisrick 11 месяцев назад
He said "I like yardhouse" like 3 times. Said the servers are sometimes cute and even complimented his work
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 6 месяцев назад
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
@real_john_doe
@real_john_doe Год назад
I worked at Yarhouse when they still had the yard-long beer glasses. They had to discontinue the full yard because the customers would get so drunk that they’d start sword fighting each other with the glasses.
@TheRoamingUplander
@TheRoamingUplander Год назад
Yard house is a great place to go cougar hunting. Take note young fellas
@TheAmericanNomad352
@TheAmericanNomad352 Год назад
I never been to one but why did the cougars said yard house is the place for some young guys
@valkam9325
@valkam9325 Год назад
Love when Tim reviews chain restaurants. Need more food reviews in general. Also the one in Boise had a bomb ass chocolate soufflé several years back.
@tberry79
@tberry79 Год назад
Yeah, I love how he reviews restaurants and specifically describes what people go there! It’s always funny 😆
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 6 месяцев назад
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
@bedelian
@bedelian Год назад
Hearing Bavarian Pretzel so close to Korean Beef and Wisconsin Cheese on the menu is horrifying.
@SuperSmith
@SuperSmith 28 дней назад
At least the pretzel and cheese make sense, especially if it's beer cheese
@stevenroberts8352
@stevenroberts8352 Год назад
I'm going through a pretty rough patch in life, this restaurant sounds right up my alley but I can't afford to drive to the nearest state that has one... So I went to chilli's and cried into the free Bud Light that came with my appetizer.
@dylanhatcher9089
@dylanhatcher9089 Год назад
This is peak Tim Dillion content 😂
@shanedevero7105
@shanedevero7105 Год назад
Yard house is absolute gas. Happy hour is unmatched
@b0ssbeerreviews83
@b0ssbeerreviews83 Год назад
One trash chain my family loves when we visit the US is Sizzler. We eat ourselves sick, really embrace the culture.
@vaughnalexander32
@vaughnalexander32 Год назад
Omg, I miss Sizzlers!! There used to be one here in NY.. Green Acres Mall. My family would go on shopping sprees and we'd end up there or Red Lobster, stuffing our faces. When our folks from down south would come to see us and they wanted to.. "paint the town red" we'd take them to Sizzlers, Red Lobster, or this BBQ pit spot name Carmichels
@walzybby
@walzybby Год назад
Then you’re always welcome here my friend
@sayno2lolzisback
@sayno2lolzisback Год назад
He actually wasn't joking about garlic shiitake noodles lmao
@TheAmericanNomad352
@TheAmericanNomad352 Год назад
Is it good or gotta be high as fuck to eat there
@alonzoso
@alonzoso Год назад
Yard house is so bomb. Those nachos after a day of drinking…
@keenanlyon1428
@keenanlyon1428 Год назад
I love the laughter back in the studio. Like the Ben days.
@thoyo
@thoyo Год назад
Yardhouse® Where the lower middle class goes to feel like the upper middle class
@jlshel42
@jlshel42 Год назад
“High class low lives” -Patrice O’Neal
@stevewilson9778
@stevewilson9778 Год назад
I'm glad to see Tim getting back to form. I was concerned for a while...
@Whitesquall123
@Whitesquall123 Год назад
Life's a real knife fight, sometimes it even slows down the best of us.
@jayhernandez9395
@jayhernandez9395 Год назад
@@Whitesquall123 we wish him well.
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 6 месяцев назад
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
@TrufDaddy95
@TrufDaddy95 Год назад
I was literally just telling my friends how awesome their happy hour is
@YouTube_stole_my_handle
@YouTube_stole_my_handle Год назад
There are plenty of ways to raise your credit score
@chichfm5108
@chichfm5108 Год назад
@@RU-vid_stole_my_handle 🤣🤣
@kelly30000
@kelly30000 Год назад
Ive never laughed so hard in my life "you're full in a weird way"
@sarahnichols8237
@sarahnichols8237 Год назад
Lol! So funny!! I'm a bartender at Yard House and this rant is totally on point and hilarious! Tim Dillion, if you're ever in Seattle come see me!
@jacobseeger4428
@jacobseeger4428 9 месяцев назад
When he said, "The onion ring tower is for people who go, 'oh yeah," I immediately thought of my Dad. That's what his reaction would be exactly.
@BC-et9kw
@BC-et9kw Год назад
I was at a Yard House in Florida 2 weeks ago and our server casually admitted he was hungover like we'd be happy about that 🤦🏿
@kevinblue1976
@kevinblue1976 Год назад
In the pod he roasted Ruth’s Chris right after and it killed me because I remember going there in 8th grade thinking it was so nice. Oh the horror. After the fall of our empire all we will have left is the corporate steakhouse.
@cecilyerker
@cecilyerker Год назад
Ruth’s Chris had some amazing locations.
@tannerlane9669
@tannerlane9669 Год назад
@@cecilyerkerAll the locations look good to certain demographics
@lunchtime2960
@lunchtime2960 Год назад
Ohhh yes, a menu designed by a cocaine fueled CEO. Chefs fart*
@Chip_Dipschitt
@Chip_Dipschitt Год назад
Came here for a hilarious, coke-fueled Tim Dillon rant. Never disappointed.
@reggiemstallify
@reggiemstallify Год назад
I can’t explain how much I cried laughing. So re-watchable. When you said “I love Yardhouse” over and over I fucking died.
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 6 месяцев назад
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
@payperboii8477
@payperboii8477 Год назад
There is a yardhouse in Waikiki,HI. I'm glad they have expanded all over, I know each region does affect their menu. Always a great experience.
@Jimbow-sz9kh
@Jimbow-sz9kh 5 месяцев назад
Anyone else in Hawaii listen to Tim? I feel like he's too extreme for the laid-backness
@simsource1407
@simsource1407 Год назад
World class premium coke fueled rants like this make me think Tim Dillon is BACK
@Outdoorpizzaoven
@Outdoorpizzaoven Год назад
This one hit me. I'm trying to sell my 2013 Silverado to get a new roof. I have never been to a yarn house but I've been to very similar lol
@MichaelSnyder1776
@MichaelSnyder1776 Год назад
Just went to yard house in Miami. Lived up to every word Tim has to say about it. Afterwards my thought process was basically "well that was better than a 10 dollar meal at whateverthefuck but not worth the fifty dollars I spent" but TaLl BeErS tHo
@julicoole
@julicoole Год назад
you also went to Merrick Park probably, a plastic hellscape no doubt. Unless youre talking about the one on South Beach which I havent been to but is probably worse. Do you wanna drum for my screamo band?
@sethberry9558
@sethberry9558 Год назад
Every time Tim describes a garbage person I feel more and more seen
@EruIluvatar5
@EruIluvatar5 Год назад
I've never felt more attacked in my entire life.
@sohelhussain2689
@sohelhussain2689 Год назад
When I lived in California for 3 years I can confirm this was indeed the case. Was a big fan. It’s a slightly better version than chilis/Fridays.
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 Год назад
I went to Yard House in Austin last night with some friends before we saw Mullen. Myself and everyone who listened to it beforehand were all shocked at the accuracy of this description.
@requiem5179
@requiem5179 9 месяцев назад
Its like an all you can eat buffet but behind a pay wall.
@johncarucci9832
@johncarucci9832 Год назад
As a gay man, I choose you as our ambassador. We need more like you 😂
@djdivix
@djdivix Год назад
“A collection of small tragedies”
@Sam-Lusk
@Sam-Lusk Год назад
Yardhouse is for when you wish you were back at what you once thought was rock bottom
@andrewarnold7345
@andrewarnold7345 8 месяцев назад
The only Yard House I have been to is attached to the downtown Sheraton in Denver. I’m there for work a lot. This location is mainly people in town for conventions or on a business trip sprinkled with tourist. The locals usually stand out like a sore thumb…like they are the verge of homelessness. I always get the impression that the majority of people in there are either trying to get laid or score some drugs…while eating chicken and drinking beer.
@FULLMETALCOUCH
@FULLMETALCOUCH Год назад
I had a friend I hadn’t seen in a while. We could be classified as having lost touch. He invited me to yard house for lunch out of the blue. Turned out he wanted to pitch a business proposal where we would start a “bass boat engine prop rental business.” I faked an emergency text from my wife and got my Ahi Tuna tacos to go.
@williamrichardson57
@williamrichardson57 Год назад
I go to yardhouse once a week w my friends and we discuss our mediocrity together lol
@se5080
@se5080 Год назад
Dont take that dog to the vet, put him down yourself like a man and spend that money on an onion ring tower 💯
@jasonburt5408
@jasonburt5408 Год назад
Tim would have a field day with Cheesecake Factory’s menu! Hahah
@Gforu81
@Gforu81 Год назад
Cheesecake factory is more expensive, no?
@dannwhitehead6193
@dannwhitehead6193 Год назад
Back when the yard house opened in Costa Mesa, ca back in the day. You could order a beer in a glass container that was 3 feet tall. They were impossible to drink and people ended up breaking them alll the time
@PB-1
@PB-1 Год назад
I went to the one in Long beach back in 2008 and witnessed the same thing.
@TheAmericanNomad352
@TheAmericanNomad352 Год назад
Sounds like fun time
@grizzzy
@grizzzy Год назад
Yeh that's a yard glass
@ThomisticAmerican13FOX
@ThomisticAmerican13FOX 2 месяца назад
They were amazing, at the same time I knew things were out of control with myself and friend group, as we could finish em off individually. Legacy of military alcoholism culture, ah the good and bad times.
@MrBodyman5001
@MrBodyman5001 Год назад
No fan of most chain restaurants but Yardhouse in Town Center in Las Vegas is wonderful every time. Good service, good food, nice place.
@fermisurface2616
@fermisurface2616 4 месяца назад
Good microwaved, 3000 calorie food!
@dangerousthoughts.1591
@dangerousthoughts.1591 Год назад
I love yardhouse, their happy hour has half priced appetizers and pizza
@AssClapCowboy
@AssClapCowboy Год назад
How’s that car loan?
@fermisurface2616
@fermisurface2616 4 месяца назад
2000 calories for an "appetizer!"
@frarfarf
@frarfarf 9 месяцев назад
I would be tormented with indecision if I had to choose from that menu
@Hrod24
@Hrod24 Год назад
I’ve been loving the yard house. Great food great drinks and classic rock the whole time. Love it!
@DD-ms4zr
@DD-ms4zr 7 месяцев назад
"Trying to scrape up enough money to get their dog put down" my smug ass didn't relate to them until that part
@JeffreySmith84
@JeffreySmith84 Год назад
Never realized this but it's true. The only time I ever went to a Yard House was when I knew my relationship of several years was failing and my ex and I met her shitty, semi-estranged father there and in a moment of pettiness, pretended I'd left my wallet in the car so that he'd pick up the bill.
@bbluva20
@bbluva20 Год назад
*tower of onion rings is placed in front of me* “Oh-ho-ho, yeeeah!”
@brianreddick1474
@brianreddick1474 Год назад
Ben would have been laughing uncontrollably at this whole thing 😞
@robertshreder6271
@robertshreder6271 Год назад
The accuracy. Thank you for verbalizing it, I haven’t laughed out loud to a podcast or clip in awhile
@gabriel-dawg8657
@gabriel-dawg8657 Год назад
This is the greatest I live next to the yard house in palm desert. NAILED IT!! With the ppl that eat there
@MarinaProductions1
@MarinaProductions1 Год назад
Yard House Marina del Rey rocks! Lol happy hour only!
@clarec.1737
@clarec.1737 Год назад
Please do Cheesecake Factory next 😂
@mmr0221
@mmr0221 Год назад
This is so poetic
@levimaxton6307
@levimaxton6307 Год назад
After hearing this..... IT SOUNDS LIKE....... I need an onion ring tower
@vrlvx
@vrlvx Год назад
That’s where you go when you’ve been denied a loan 🤣🤣
@TheAmericanNomad352
@TheAmericanNomad352 Год назад
Where you go have a bad day is yard house full of same people having fucked up day
@jasonmoss7990
@jasonmoss7990 Год назад
I managed at 4 yard houses in Texas, and Tim is dead on with how the clientele was 😂😂
@ryanh1275
@ryanh1275 Год назад
"ooooooooo ya 😎" lmaoo
@ilikethatboulder.thatisani5496
Yard House goes hard
@lpluva1
@lpluva1 Год назад
It's just a Cheesecake Factory for "business men" with a company card, or guys on a date trying to convince the girl they aren't THAT broke.
@emilytreu2312
@emilytreu2312 Год назад
This is amazing
@nameunavailable1330
@nameunavailable1330 Год назад
Somewhere a yard house lackey is running in a panic.
@fenschmen2795
@fenschmen2795 Год назад
This clip is in the Tim Dillon Show hall of fame
@aaabbbccc985
@aaabbbccc985 Год назад
I didn’t know how bad I needed to hear TD read off the Yardhouse menu and critique. Sometimes, life finds serendipitous ways give the soul what it needs. Amen.
@derekcantrell6061
@derekcantrell6061 9 месяцев назад
“Bring me a fat Hispanic women with 2 kids” ☠️☠️☠️
@carlosbaja678
@carlosbaja678 Год назад
I just like the giant beers
@mjb3798
@mjb3798 Год назад
That’s the same reaction I have to the onion ring tower when I’m at my local Yardhouse! 😂
@mikejbam
@mikejbam 9 месяцев назад
Its the best place to go after a Dave Ramsey seminar.
@stefanhunter4722
@stefanhunter4722 Год назад
Didn't know Annie Lieberman was doing ads for them
@b0ssbeerreviews83
@b0ssbeerreviews83 11 месяцев назад
If I see a menu that replaces ‘Entree’ or ‘Starters’ with Eats ir Snacks is best avoided
@brianreddick1474
@brianreddick1474 Год назад
I actually just walked into the Yardhouse, and the first sensation I felt was the smell of vomit. No bullshit. And then I walked into the bathroom to take a piss, and the urinal overflowed. I’m out, dawg! I walked across the way to Bar Louie This is the Yardhouse on the SE side of Houston, for those who are wondering.
@jeffbohnhoff
@jeffbohnhoff Год назад
i feel personally attacked
@campy3888
@campy3888 Год назад
This is so insightful and true it's hilarious
@ajuister
@ajuister Год назад
Sending this to my friends who always drag me to yardhouse
@biggiesmalls3096
@biggiesmalls3096 Год назад
How’s this guy so funny and also so accurate
@TheAmericanNomad352
@TheAmericanNomad352 Год назад
He lived it
@EdmundasDegys
@EdmundasDegys Год назад
Dude, after this I want to open a yard house
@zzMikaelKalelzz
@zzMikaelKalelzz 10 месяцев назад
The panic attack from eating too much was genius lol!
@MOW262
@MOW262 Год назад
There's so many of these in Denver and now I have to try it
@tooch1180
@tooch1180 8 месяцев назад
“Yard House, foods you’ve heard of.”
@papa_pt
@papa_pt Год назад
Wow my experience at the one in Atlanta makes a whole lot more sense knowing it's a goddamn shit chain. Hopefully that's the first and last time I find myself there
@checkthenutz
@checkthenutz Год назад
This place sounds amazing
@wyredmusic
@wyredmusic Год назад
Yard house is to Applebees what Target is to Walmart
@ChadGatling
@ChadGatling Год назад
This is just making me hungry
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