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I’m a single father army vet who’s wife left him and took his 4 year old son to the other side of the country. I tried getting a promotion today and am currently on my break and failing spectacularly, and I have just enough money to get the Ahi Tacos and a Diet Coke at happy hour at the local yard house. When I’m off at 5, I’ll head over. Thanks Tim for the review!
I make way over 100k a year and I cannot afford to eat at yard house daily.. Welcome to southern california. 300k a year is the needed income to go out to eat everyday in california. It costs 300.00 to take my family out to eat korean bbq or sushi once a while. Costs 1500 to take your kids to Disneyland for a weekend. And we just let in 80k more immigrants. SOCAL! The desert one he’s talking about near palm springs is the only one i’ve ever been to. At least the beaches and mountains are free, oh yeah mexico dumps large amounts of sewage and the beaches in socal smell like beaner farts at dawn.
I worked at Yarhouse when they still had the yard-long beer glasses. They had to discontinue the full yard because the customers would get so drunk that they’d start sword fighting each other with the glasses.
I'm going through a pretty rough patch in life, this restaurant sounds right up my alley but I can't afford to drive to the nearest state that has one... So I went to chilli's and cried into the free Bud Light that came with my appetizer.
Omg, I miss Sizzlers!! There used to be one here in NY.. Green Acres Mall. My family would go on shopping sprees and we'd end up there or Red Lobster, stuffing our faces. When our folks from down south would come to see us and they wanted to.. "paint the town red" we'd take them to Sizzlers, Red Lobster, or this BBQ pit spot name Carmichels
In the pod he roasted Ruth’s Chris right after and it killed me because I remember going there in 8th grade thinking it was so nice. Oh the horror. After the fall of our empire all we will have left is the corporate steakhouse.
Just went to yard house in Miami. Lived up to every word Tim has to say about it. Afterwards my thought process was basically "well that was better than a 10 dollar meal at whateverthefuck but not worth the fifty dollars I spent" but TaLl BeErS tHo
you also went to Merrick Park probably, a plastic hellscape no doubt. Unless youre talking about the one on South Beach which I havent been to but is probably worse. Do you wanna drum for my screamo band?
I went to Yard House in Austin last night with some friends before we saw Mullen. Myself and everyone who listened to it beforehand were all shocked at the accuracy of this description.
The only Yard House I have been to is attached to the downtown Sheraton in Denver. I’m there for work a lot. This location is mainly people in town for conventions or on a business trip sprinkled with tourist. The locals usually stand out like a sore thumb…like they are the verge of homelessness. I always get the impression that the majority of people in there are either trying to get laid or score some drugs…while eating chicken and drinking beer.
I had a friend I hadn’t seen in a while. We could be classified as having lost touch. He invited me to yard house for lunch out of the blue. Turned out he wanted to pitch a business proposal where we would start a “bass boat engine prop rental business.” I faked an emergency text from my wife and got my Ahi Tuna tacos to go.
Back when the yard house opened in Costa Mesa, ca back in the day. You could order a beer in a glass container that was 3 feet tall. They were impossible to drink and people ended up breaking them alll the time
They were amazing, at the same time I knew things were out of control with myself and friend group, as we could finish em off individually. Legacy of military alcoholism culture, ah the good and bad times.
Never realized this but it's true. The only time I ever went to a Yard House was when I knew my relationship of several years was failing and my ex and I met her shitty, semi-estranged father there and in a moment of pettiness, pretended I'd left my wallet in the car so that he'd pick up the bill.
I didn’t know how bad I needed to hear TD read off the Yardhouse menu and critique. Sometimes, life finds serendipitous ways give the soul what it needs. Amen.
I actually just walked into the Yardhouse, and the first sensation I felt was the smell of vomit. No bullshit. And then I walked into the bathroom to take a piss, and the urinal overflowed. I’m out, dawg! I walked across the way to Bar Louie This is the Yardhouse on the SE side of Houston, for those who are wondering.
Wow my experience at the one in Atlanta makes a whole lot more sense knowing it's a goddamn shit chain. Hopefully that's the first and last time I find myself there