Too Hot To Handle: The Worst Dating Show On Netflix 

“I’m a man. Sex is like brushing your teeth.” So it’s an unenjoyable, boring, mandatory task that is supposed to take 2 minutes twice a day.

Netflix: if you have no sex for the summer there is a 100.000 $ prize Me: you guys are getting paid?

Maybe it’s just because I’m asexual, but I feel like that would be the easiest reality show in the world to win. You’re literally getting paid to just hang out all summer at a beach resort, and all you have to do is not have sex with these total strangers while you’re there.

1. Be asexual 2. Pretend you're the horniest straight on your socials 3. Get on the show and act like the horniest straight (everyone in this acts like a stereotype so overacting is the way) 4. Sit back and wait for the prize

Imagine getting paid to not have sex-- Wait, these people are getting PAID?!

Netflix series: No sex for the summer. Me: "I've been training my whole life for this"

ppl on the ace spectrum 🤝 ppl waiting for marriage 🤝 catholic priests and nuns 🤝 ppl in long distance relationships 🤝 ppl who do no nut november 🤝 ppl not living with their partner during quarantine "y'all are getting paid?"

Sharron: “I’m a feminist.” Sharron, not even five seconds later: “I took gender studies and now I have the blueprint for how to pick up women.”

That guy that said “I have sex everyday.” That’s a weird way of saying that you only last 3 minutes.

The narrator literally has 0 comedic timing, it’s like the troom troom narrator but worse

I feel like there would be an interesting show if it were say, about sex addiction and hypersexual disorders rather than laughing at the people who can't go so long without sex. Like humanizing people who struggle with it and show withdrawls and mood swings and not just "They think theyre hot haha, can't not sex" Like maybe not even a "reality" show, Netflix has the capability to do that but instead they don weird shit like this

This show would be wayyy better if there were two groups, group 1 is meant to stay celibate and group 2 tries to seduce group 1. Group 1 has a potential 10,000 or whatever many dollars to win/split. But each time group 2 succeeds they earn some of that money. That gives actual motive.

This whole show is literally No Nut November but with stakes.

I feel like calling the no-smelling show "Love is Stinky" was a missed opportunity. It totally should have been "Love Stinks".

Nicole was the only one that should've won. She was SO sweet the entire show, stayed out of drama, and just hung out.

Me, an asexual: *hears the premise of this show and stares into the camera like I'm on The Office*

They should make a dating show called *"This is Howie do it"* hosted by Howie Mandel Guys and girls must find love while their heads are shaved skin bald. * TWIST * their eyebrows will also be shaved

Imagine having your identity stolen by a talking air freshener.

Matthew's beanie definitely smells like weed.

To a sex-repulsed ace, this is like a dream(easy money) and a nightmare.

As an Australian, I can confirm *"CRIKEY"* is our mating call

"No hugging or 'touching' of any kind" that's just quarantine.

I honestly felt bad for Haley, I don't know what she was doing on a show where she literally had no opportunity to form a relationship with anyone, since she was evidently the only wlw on the show.

"No sex or kissing" sounds perfectly reasonable, honestly; we just met, let's not get crazy. That money is mine!

Nearly every person on this show would be the person in a zombie movie that hides their bite from the group

my favorite character was the one guy who immediately became fixated on the prize and told off anyone who broke the rules for fucking up his earnings lmao

This game: no sex and you win money Aces: *where do I sign*

My theory is that they forgot to press record when they kicked out Haley

Plot twist: *they're all the worst*

As an Australian I have never heard anyone unironically say “crikey”

Imagine being ace, and hiding it from the producers so well that they let you in anyway, and you win the contest with flying colors. I guess you could say you had an _ace up your sleeve_

They probably have sex addiction problem. I had the same problem too and turns out it was connected to my depression and was kind of a coping mechanism. I still have an extremely high sex drive but it's a lot better. Please get help if u think u have similar problem. It can be a huge problem to your health and relationship.

They really make... not having sex... seem difficult

“Silly Chloe. Her brain is broken.” Chloe: 🤪

Me, walking into every situation completely overdressed: "it's just my swag"

Chloe at least seems self-aware, which is a pretty basic sign of intelligence, and I can’t say that for a lot of the other contestants honestly.

I like how Chloe is the “dumb” one yet Bryce doesn’t even know where the numbers on a clock are...

People in Too hot to Handle: **get paid to not have sex** People who never had sex: You get paid?

i really do love how all these shows try to diss physical looks and sex, as if physical attraction and sexual compatibility aren't important. emotional is great and all but if you aren't compatible in anyway besides having some feelings for each other and maybe one thing in common the relationship probably won't last long. unless you're ace etc.

16:02 HES LOOKING AT THE FISH DIFFERENTLY ???????

Personally I think the show would have been better if everyone had started with ten thousand dollars and then when someone broke the rules money would be taken out of their ten thousand and divide among the rest of the people. That way you have people trying to keep their original ten grand and trying to get other people to break the rules so that they can get more. I would also make it so that they can see the money they have at like the main pavilion so that it’s not just a theory. Plus I would make the narrator less mean I just want to watch pretty people being dumb you don’t have to berate them and make it seem endlessly cruel

I'm pitching a show called Mating Call, where none of them can hear each other so they get judged by their handwriting and whether or not they know sign language

"I have sex every day and it's never with the same girl" You certainly do not sir. You most definitely, certainly do not.

"no kissing or sex" all the aces: ok that's fine

This sounds like possibly the worst thing ever made. Bravo Netflix.

"Is it like a religious thing" Lmao to wear a beanie?

the whole setup of the show would be interesting if people cared about the prize and fought over breaking the rules, it's a somewhat good idea but turned out so boring and badly directed

3:38 “in a world without sex, will they be able to create a relationship?” Religious people: yes

I'm not ace but who in their mind is ready to strip in five seconds and pulse their groin in everyone's face so easily I am mortified by these human-rabbit hybrids

Matthew’s talking about “spreading his seed” like what does he think he is? Zeus?

Matthew is the physical representation of a frat bro who went to a music festival and made it a personality trait

It feels like the show was created by an "abstinence only" guy and directed by a "abstinence never" guy.

“...but it has a pLoT tWiSt” the plot twist is that there isn’t a dating show and that it’s actually me eating a shoebox. yes that’s the show coming fall 2020.

Can’t wait for “love is deaf” to come out in 2 months

"Bryce looks like boatshoes made love to a tanning bed" nearly killed me!

Too Hot To Handle: nobody can have sex, even if they really like someone Me, an asexual: what, like it's hard?

Matthew reminded me of a cult leader when he said he wanted to have babies with women of all races around the world. Like isn't that a little just..creepy..

Fun fact: Jarvis is actually binge watching these and is making these dating show videos because its the only thing he's done "research" on

"Can they survive in a world with out $ex" *asexuals have left the chat*

I really want to see one of these, where it starts off seeming like a typical dating show thing, but then the plot twist is that one of the people is actually a fucking serial killer, or that there's some crazy monster, or the island is actually built above where the ancient one slumbers, and it devolves into a horror series where they have to survive... while also trying to find love.

Both of the “couples” that are formed by the end of the show are “broken up” by now

*dude wearing a beanie* "So is it like a religious thing??" Yes. All religious people wear beanies. All the time.

im asexual why did i decide to watch this ..this was so uncomfortable. the things i do for you jarvis ..

"I'm starting to look at the fish...differently" 😂😂

The contestants: How am I supposed to not have sex for an entire summer? Me, an asexual: What, like it’s hard?

I’m slowly becoming convinced that every Netflix original reality/game show exists within the Black Mirror universe and that’s where that uncanny valley feeling comes from.

Literally if this was a real competition show filled with normal people, they would make it out splitting the full $100,000 evenly

I wonder if they had a host that ended up being “problematic” in some way so they scrapped the show, Netflix bought it, and edited it as is without whatever host?

They're getting paid, as long as they're not getting laid.

The fact that they’re way too ready to have wlw action but won’t have mlm action is SAPPHIC FETISHIZATION

I watched too hot to handle with my father and sister and literally i nearly outed myself as bi the whole time.

“The Contest” is the Seinfeld episode and too hot too handle is worse in every way

This show should have gotten one asexual just to roll his or her eyes at everyone all the time.

I like how in all of these shows they’re like “superficial is bad!” But all the people are like really attractive Instagram models and stuff.

"I'm a deep thinker.... I think about things a lot." I'm a deep thinker too! I spent the whole day thinking about what I could make for dinner!

I love that I'd seen your video about this, because I just watched season 2 of The Circle, which Chloe was on, and it was a treat to be a tiny bit aware of her already. I LOVED HER on The Circle so much! She is a doll and so funny. Much more of a hopeless romantic than a horndog lol.

*"I'm not the brightest spark.... in the.. book."*

Is no one talking about the fact that everytime they did those workshops everyone started off as "what even is this" and ended with "i now finally appreciate myself more, i have grown so much thanks to this workshop and will be completely different from now on"????? Does that seem real

My favorite thing in this is how the guy who says “I have sex every day and it’s never with the same woman” says it in the least convincing way. Like he can’t even pretend that’s really his life This man likes quiet evenings in and monogamy

them: no sex, no kissing me, an asexual: oh my god soooo difficult

Francesca: we should stay friends Kelz: 👁👄👁 Francesca: 👁👄👁 Kelz: 👁👄👁 Kelz: ...cool

They named the robot thing “Lana” because “Lana” backwards is.....

1:56 fishy fishy fish making it stinky

23:23 Who tf thought this was funny?

"you must date....... without sex" [distant asexual laughter]

I’d love to be on shows like these just to serve as the baseline for the *other* side of the coin. Everyone there’s talking about how they bang almost daily, then it cuts to me - wide eyed in the confessional, “how did I get here...!? I’m an a d u l t v i r g i n,” I whisper with a genuine panic. The rules are revealed shortly after. All the others freak out and raise hell, aside from me, who sighs and says “Oh thank god. That makes things easier.” Honestly, I think reality TV would be so much more entertaining if they include an ‘odd man out’, or at least someone who represents the average young adult.

To me it seems like the 3 people eliminated (Matthew, Corey and Madison) were just eliminated because they were getting the least sexual action and causing the least drama and it was to keep the show spicy. "Growing" here does not mean character growth it means GIVE US GOOD FOOTAGE FOR OUR SHOW! Or maybe it was a way to eliminate some people without elimating some people by just adding in some temporary people nobody was attached to, ie giving ARTIFICIAL pressure and ARTIFICIAL stakes to the show.

Any amount of money like this would be life changing for a regular person, but I think it's fairly likely that most if not all of these contestants are wealthy outside of the show. Who else could take a whole month away from work and family and everything else to compete on a show you might not win? That's the only explanation I can think of as to why they're all so willing to throw away the money just because they're horny.

I’m pretty sure when she said “I’ll date anyone who looks like me” she meant white

As an Australian, that ‘Australian’ guy is not australian. I live in the damn capital and I’ve never, ever, *ever* heard anybody ever say anything he said. Yes, some people say ‘crikey’ but nobody refers to themselves as a ‘cockatoo’. That guy is either just some guy who can do a convincing Australian accent or some fake Australian who’s actually American. And that the producers thought they should add so more people watch, probably.

Jarvis at 2:41: "They wanna... canoodle" Me: *Getting intense flashbacks to referring to sex as that*

i love how angry and stressed they are, like calm down a little, there’s more to life than kissing and sex 😂

Dating shows: destroying all sexual orientations one at a time

Asexuals out there would KILL the competition in this show.

As of today (November, 2021) Chloe has now been on 3 netflix shows. She's been on Too Hot To Handle, The Circle, and Love Is Blind. Apparently she's a model and honestly I love that she will be on every reality show to get her name out there lol

The other difference between Francesca and the Kardashians is that her name does not start with a K. And that's it.

This show feels like a post on r/AreTheStraightsOkay?

Except everybody DOESN'T win. The viewer watching the show loses.

I was thinking about how they have only busty women and shredded guys and thought as a joke "maybe they should make a dating show for people with smaller chests or guys who aren't ripped" but tbh I feel like that's something they'd make at this point

I love how there's this idea for society that it's something that everyone does, when really I feel like there are a lot of people who don't do it. Like I've never done it and I don't know anyone who has. Like it's ok to be modest and not do whatever the world is doing. You don't have to do that.