Night Swim Movie Review 

"Let's not enter the pool, and drive away" Roll credits.

Saw it last night in a packed theater. During that “is he alright?” scene, my entire theater laughed out loud by how unintentionally hilarious it was. No joke, everyone chuckled.

I love it when the movie is bad, and I don't have to watch it, and then I listen to the storytelling bit at the spoilers section by you guys :D

"Fuck you it's January!" continues to not disappoint

This movie reminded of one of the episodes from Are you afraid of the dark. A boy disappeared from the school pool and they closed the pool afterwards. Some time passed and one of the students find a door blocked and it turned out it was towards the inside pool. The school decides to re open the pool, but then the boy and his crush discovers a creature has been living under the pool. Apparently there used to be a cementary, but they didn't pull out all of corpses so thats why the pool was haunted. They kill off the creature and thats how it ends. But yeah this movie reminds me a lot that episode. You're better off watching the Are you afraid of the dark episode instead of watching this movie. By the way the name of the episode is called Dead Man's Float.

I have the exact same irrational fear as OJ. After I saw Jaws as a kid I refused to go swimming for quite a while. Jaws in the deep end of the pool still crosses my mind even today as an adult.

28:08 that's got to be the closest to Alex laughing I've ever seen. gg OJ lol

Wave pools! As a kid I used to be terrified (which also made it fun) of going over to the grate, where there’s nothing but darkness behind it, and whatever massive sea monster that makes the waves, lives. And one day, I just knew the tentacles of the creature were gonna reach through the grates and pull me back into there. As an adult, I understand how ridiculous it is, but as a kid it’s our imaginations that make pools and the empty blue or pitch black scary. I totally understand Joe on that!

im glad Alex mentioned the pool episode in Are You Afraid of the Dark, that shit traumatized me and i wouldnt go near any pools at night 😢

Pools? Jaws made me scared to close my eyes in a cold shower I’m with you joe

Just a small thank you for the years of entertainment!

I loved that Are You Afraid of The Dark “pool monster” episode Alex mentions. That episode always scared the piss out of me when I was younger. It’s one of a few Are You Afraid of The Dark episodes that have always stuck with me. Edit: Just noticed there’s an ad for this movie right now below the comments on my RU-vid and it gave me a good laugh.

OJ don't be ashamed! Jaws really messed me up too! But the movie that scared me of pools was Alligator (1980), the scene where a little boy is pushed into the pool at night and the giant alligator is in it waiting for him - terrified me to this day!

Night Swimming is such a great REM song. Not sure if it has anything to do with this film.

Alex nailed it. I recall that episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark of a haunted pool at a school. I remember it being the only episode that was actually good in my opinion.

This should definitely be another Oj bad movie review

15:30 That blood curling screaming was a Mountain lion mating call.

In my country, we have a TV channel, called BTV Cinema. Every Saturday night they have a program, called Cinema X, where they broadcast a random horror movie, so some day they're gonna broadcast that movie on TV.

OJ being scared of the pool sounds about right LOL. hang in there bro, same thing with heights for me

I’ve seen so many ads for this, like they pushed this so hard. I don’t know why like I get they want to make a profit but if they knew it was mediocre then why did I see an ad for it every 5 minutes for the past 4 weeks? Honestly I thought it was gonna be about the pool leading to an alternate evil dimension

Couldn’t agree more with oj about the sharks

$15 MILLION dollars to make this movie. $15 million to film some producers pool for an hour and a half. To put that in perspective Godzilla Minus One cost $15 million. This has to be a money laundering scheme.

Joe should write a movie about his Colorado trip.

Im excited for your top 10 lists! Thanks for the content!

The Are you Afraid of the Dark episode made me fucking terrified of swimming in my pool alone for like 6 years of my life. That shit was traumatizing.

Two OJ Films back to back?

I recommend watching the movie 'When Evil Lurks'; it's an Argentine horror film and one of the best of 2023. I would love to see a review!

OJ is just like me fr. Had that same fear when I was a kid.

You guys are fucking hilarious. OJ you’re the funniest. Thanks for the great stuff!

I too also love watching AJ Movie reviews about a movie I never was going to watch anyways because it gives a whole hour or so of content to just listen to in the background

Skipped this. Saw Ferrari. It was decent. Story wasn't all that intriguing. But, the characters were fascinating and the acting was top-notch. When the ending happened, the entire audience went silent.

You know why pools at night scsres me Joe? That goddamn Episode from "Are you Afraid of the Dark." Dead Man's Float.

Lol I used to think of Jaws in the pool lol.

Time to wait 2 months for joes top & most anticipated list I don’t understand why it takes him so long. I keep my stuff logged so it’s super easy

I'd love to hang out with these guys...so freaking funny 🤣

That's why i like horror movies about folklore. Things will make you think how does that work what are it's capabilities. It's also scary to see a wendigo then some pool ghost...

I have the same shark in the pool fear that came from being in a jacuzzi in the dark when I was a boy and felt like something kept touching my legs. It was the jets of course.

I'm with you Joe. I used to have nightmares about pools and Jaws too!

I can’t wait for them to review Mean Girls 2 next week😂😂

Same fear especially if youre alone as a kid in your backyard swimming pool. Waiting to be pilled under or see a mouth open underwater. Or a fin to pop up and then be like i gotta hop over the edge. Theres no hope then you stand up in 3ft of water. You're 35 at your parents house panting can't believe I almost died.

What OJ was saying about Jaws and The pool,is exactly what everyone at least once thought and scared themselves,thinking aquatic horror in the pool and scaring yourself shitless

If the evil pool can sense your wishes, wouldnt it know you wished to stop drowning and forever be stuck in a loop of wishes?

I actually read a very old comic about a haunted pool. So weird

The guttural female screaming was most likely a mountain lion.

It's funny that you guys are talking about this movie AND Lights Out! I say that because I had a moment where I was very scared in a pool, at night, by myself. My best friend was house sitting his aunt's house, which had a really nice pool area in the back and he asked if I wanted to hangout with him while he was there, so we had a sleepover. We watched Lights Out at the movie theater then decided to go for a swim once we got back and it was already dark out. We were expecting guests as well because we were gonna have a party. While I was in the middle of the pool, my friend left to go answer the door before I could even tell him to wait for me, so I was left all alone in this lit pool, and I was too scared to get out and go inside because it was surrounded by darkness. I just stayed in the middle of the pool for several minutes paranoid as hell and cursing my friend for leaving me lmao. He finally came back with friends and I told him what happened lol, but I was so relieved when they showed up.

Glad I spent 47 minutes watching you guys make fun of this garbage than waste an hour and a half watching the actual movie 😂 The premise alone had me rolling my eyes.

Where the hell is your top ten best and worst game videos Joe?

That indian burial ground joke from Alex was so out of left field, I almost spilled my coffee all over myself lol

Holy shit i had that same fear of pools as a kid and it was totally because i saw Jaws. I always thought "but what if there is a shark in there". Glad i wasn't the only one

This seems inspired by Poltergeist. Thr classic moving into a new house with a history.

Joe i need you to watch blue eyed samaurai one of the best shows i have ever watched. Especially since you love that time period.

@ 36:10, The coin is significant because of the whole "wishing well" theme. Where you make a wish and throw a coin in the water.

Damn OJ Bad Movie reviews back-to-back!

Don’t worry OJ. I’m scared of sharks in the pool too. 🦈

Rapid fire alan wake = panties drop = rapid moisture accumulation in roast beef region

When I got an ad for this movie, I couldn't help but watch the entire thing. It looked so comically bad, I genuinely thought it was a skit for a car commercial or something. I thought there was no way this is a trailer for a real horror movie.

I love OJ. I had the same feelings about pools as a little kid, for the same reasons.

Pools: Don't get one, sharks could be in there

Joe as a fellow Joe, I was also afraid of pools because of Jaws as a child.

Couldn’t click fast enough, a January horror movie reviews by the boys!!

I'm curious as to how you guys would react to The Outwaters. It's absolutely a niche film even in the found footage genre, and suffers quite a bit from having a micro-budget. But I've also never seen a movie so accurately capture that true unknown terror of cosmic horror quite like Outwaters does. It's like watching the unraveling of the human mind, body, and soul in the face of some indomitable and unknowable Lovecraftian presence.

I have a $5 movie theater near my house and I still may suffer through this 😄. I love bad movies and low budget movies the same!

I hope yall review The Iron Claw. That movie was amazing!

My favorite AJS reviews are of bad movies and blockbuster letdowns. The mocking and jokes, i just have fun listening to this so much more than when its a quality movie.

Lmao "thats stupid who is gonna be afraid of pools?" 🤣🤣🤣

@joe.. I’ve noticed in a few of your videos the “final verdict” sound effect randomly popping up in your videos… min 25 on this one. You may want to clean up your copy/paste in davinci resolve. The sound could be “clipped” to the image on your background.

Really hope we get an Iron Claw review

Had the same issue with Jaws

I honestly relate to OJ's phobia lmao

We're starting this year off pretty rough as usual 😂😂.

Y’all seriously need to watch Saltburn!!!

This feels feel like an episode of of R.L stine's the haunting hour adapted into a movie and I'm alright with it

I wouldve preferred like a haunted ship in the middle of the ocean that wouldve been much better even in concept than this😂😂 oh wait that's pretty much last voyage to demeter isn't it😂😂

This movie started as a short film guys so Alex had a good point at the start.

when i was 8 i fell into the bay on super thin ice. my friend was fortunately there to save me. we thought at the time that area of ice was solid to walk on.... but nope.

i had that same fear after watching jaws as a kid. perents forced me to go swiming school so i had to push through

OK, Red Letter Joe 😂😂😂😂

I saw this last night and I officially lost it at "grooming this kid" 😂

You should watch When Evil Lurks. Is a horror movie from my country argentina and is really good. Mostly because we don't normally do those type of movie and it really surprised me how scary turned out.

@ 41:52, He says "Don't look back" because that is what the doctor tells him & his wife in the very beginning, when they were in the hospital. And were all worried about his baseball career.

aw man i thought you were talking about the british version? didnt knw this existed aw, imma watch it.

Joe's fear of pools is a valid fear to have if you live in florida, Not for sharks but the frequent occurrence of Alagators in swimming pools

Sounds like the director got high, watched the American Dad episode: Hot Water (the one with the killer hot tub) and was like, I can make a movie outta this

Joe did you watch The Iron Claw? its about a family of wrestlers in the 80s the von erich brothers. it's really good, i would like to see your review on it.

Can we get a Saltburn review!?🙏🏾

i almost drown in a pool when i was a little kid.. long story short.. i didnt know how to swim and i was at the middle part of the pool and i just sank.. and there was a lot of people there but nobody helped me -.- i had to walk my way out of that pool.. i still remember how slippery the floor was so i was walking very slow and carefully.. i came out of that pool like a terminator.. my shorts even came off as i made it out and i didnt care.. i was walking around naked and angry because no body helped me lol.. good times..

The screams the joe was hearing was most likely a mountain lion

To be fair. I was always scared swimming alone at night. I always thought I would come up out of the water and see my 92 year old grandma with dementia in her night gown staring at me. So this movie is exactly what I was afraid of as a kid.

Attack of the haunted Bidette sounds good

OJ, I have the same irrational fear. I go underwater and all I think about is JAWS and Deep Blue Sea, even at 26 years old lol

You're not scared of pools, you're afraid of the dark abyss when you look down in water... Wus

Joe ain't alone hahaha plenty of us let our minds drift. Especially before pool lights were a thing.

Wheres the Alan Wake 2 review which won multiple awards

Lights out is a favorite

OJ I'm so glad to hear that I'm not the only one that freaks themselves out about sharks in the pool! I'm a grown ass man and that still gets to me. Jaws messed me up as a kid. 😂

A haunted pool?! How original....... 😆 also, is Joe taking a break on Top ten?

The teaser trailer was perfect.

Jaws? Causing irrational fear of swimming pools? SAME. DUDE.

My reason for being afraid of pool as a kid was due to a 1980 called alligator and I live in Florida at the time. In the movie a child push another child in the pool and the alligator ate him which scare the hell out of me.

Wow, the spoiler part has finally the audio volume this show would always need lol