Old (2021) - Movie Review 

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@@gutzz1519 5:38

“The mom got hot.” Hahahahaha

Lol yep.

spot on

Yikes. 6th sense, signs, and split are all pretty good movies. I don't have recency bias though

@@Gruso57 don't forget unbreakable. he also helped with the screenplay for shes all that and Stuart little 🤣🤣

@@Gruso57 He's got a couple decent movies like Sixth Sense or Unbreakable but still no more than decent. Signs was complete ass.

He on fire lately, especially with his *"What a horrible day to have eyes"* comment regarding space jam 2.

Hahaha Alex is the best

Alex is the only reason for me to watch those reviews anymore. Joe says subjective stuff and can never really give any reasoning for anything, but Alex has strong opinions that he can back with super detailed arguments.

@@stefan514 Thats because aside from alex they dont know how to review anything, games including, they are not objective and most of the time they are totaly bias and say things like "it was fun for me so it must be good"..

@@hellwashere3821 yup i like alex opinion on movies and games, joe just yells n thats his way to express his opinion and other joe doesnt say much.

@@hellwashere3821 “Games including” Ok now thats just bullshit isn’t it.

He does that with literally every film though, don’t know if he’s being genuine half the time

Bahahaha ACCURATE

perfect

@@blaster915 Glade you agree.

@@manooxi327 Happy you agree as well glade I am not the only one who thought of this.

I love Asdf! That reminds me, I still haven't watched the new one!

FOUR HOURS?! FOUR FUCKING HOURS?!

Quick, someone break out the emergency copy of Benjamin Button!

FFFOOOOUUURRRR HOURRRSSS

AND THIRTY MINUTES???????????

AR-ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIIIINNNNDD?!???!!!?!

at that time it will become "nano" transactions.

Joe will end up quitting videos and producing interactive holo 3D avatar shows his 20 year kids will star in.

Are you saying EA didn't go bankrupt in 20 years?

@@RobReadControlledProjects I didn’t know this was demolition man 🤣

HAHAHA I did too it had me at first not gonna to lie but then it just said OLD I lost it.

Same lol

Same 🤣🤣🤣

Same thing for me when I first saw hereditary 😂, good movie but hearing that name after the trailer, both Alex Wolfe movies too

“Every half hour is one year of our lives” I can’t get that fucking accent out of my head

Joe still thinks people like those

@@wendel5868 I've been trying to tell em for years but what do I know

So true, his skits are just cringe and drag on far too long. The act man knows how to do skits.

Clearly none of you understand that that’s just the style of those skits. The AJS has stayed true to form for YEARS, also people who actually like these guys, tend to appreciate the skits. But what do I know

@@cabuscusfunny cuz I personally think the act man bloats the shit out of his videos with garbage edits and skits. They’ll drag on for actual minutes, repeated sound clips at exponentionally louder volume is not funny but act man thinks it is

Theres actually a better explaination :) she got the drink upon arrival, but the experimental drugs didnt work that time, so they got her a new drink before going to the beach, which is why she and her partner arrive late to the beach.

HAHAHAHA))))0 that was brilliant)

I agree. Could have ended it sooner.

No it’s Alex who gives an honest opinion, if Alex had his own Channel I will unsubscribe to this one and subscribe to Alex channel

@@Linktheevil1211 I agree that I would love to see more of Alex but I would still watch Joe too

@@Gr8Daner Sup Alien.

@@Linktheevil1211 joe interrupting Alex always pisses me off. Bad enough when he interrupts OJ, but when it’s Alex I feel he actually interrupted something important. Alex is the voice of reason he needs to be interrupted less and given more of a spotlight!

Yes

I’m still trying to figure out how the hell he gets anyone to green light him directing any movies? I mean sure he had a couple good ones over the years, but he’s had more crap that good ones

People always forget about Signs and the Village

Good rule.

I thought Glass and Split were good, but he’s mostly a LOT of misses before he generates a hit lol

@@atlien1988 For me his only truly good movie is The Sixth Sense. After that there's some okay stuff mixed in with a veritable sea of hot garbage.

This comment deserves to be pinned.

Please don’t give M. Night any ideas.

An

@@elijahgavin6706 I'm not editing my comment for a spelling mistake.

I hate you

He doesn’t know shit

@@Xboxsuckscrymore lol sure he’s the actual nerd out of all of them

@@Xboxsuckscrymore Alex can be really critical but he holds back since joe shills all the time

@@Xboxsuckscrymore hey its the one guy who liked the movie

@@christianbarrera4283 I mean he doesn't like 80% of the shows/movies they watch.

So brave

I think this movie would have worked better as a Twilight Zone episode.

Exactly this. The ONLY thing it has going for it is the concept and it doesn't even explore it very well or do a good job having interesting human characters come to terms with their situation and what that means. It just ticks off a few boxes, fills time with crap dialogue and then throws in a twist (not in rhe original story) because M Night literally has to now or he might stop existing. Could have been an interesting short film in better hands.

We can't wait to serrrrve you...

Its based on a graphic novel

@FibbenMcg ikr, may be a Mandela effect tho

Futurama?

@@erikbrenner5138 lmao bender turning into a Cd🤣

the aging premise has been done for ages, tales from the crypt and goosebumps did it best

More because studios turn him down because most of his stories/scripts suck

@@johnv6806 they obviously make money though. Isn't that what studios care about

Studios don't want to deal with him anymore. His scripts are trash now and he's had a major fall from grace.

@@michaelknight4099 And yet people still buys his movies and praises him to kingdom come, and he'll continue to make crappy high budgeted movies until something makes a large dent in his career

@@Cruddy129 With all due respect that's quite the exaggeration just based off overall reception of his past few films (since 2004 even) outside of paid critic reviews. I've been attending cinema festivals for the better part of the last two decades and I can confirm with certainty that nobody outside of rotten tomatoes or other pay to play critic review sites are even talking about him nevermind praising him. Now as far as his monetary success goes I guess that's a different story but my point is nobody is really looking out for the next feature he's attached to and that's unfortunately a fact. With that being said, I'm going to support his films regardless as I appreciate his earlier work and still do find some charm within his style of film making.

Ik! And I would have thought that would have been pretty hard to ruin.

Same

Wtf i must be sleep writing I am the only user on my account must be a haxer with dyslexia;p

Ever let him live it down... NEVER!!

Just the reflex of "I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, YOU MURDERER!"

No, he gets "The Golden Joe."

Plot twist: Its a buddha statue.

@ren bao joe?

It’s really horrible, only positives were how funny the terrible dialogue was

Really? I thought he dyed his hair like in the thumbnail.

You weren't wrong

Wish I had your insight

@@mooremusic4394 after all the stinkers he made i couldn't expect anything else honestly

I hate horror but also it just looked really fucking stupid in the trailer while waiting to watch Black Widow myself lol

@@trexdrew movie wasn't scary one damn bit! It was plain horrible and there was a lot of shaky cam in Old as well to try to make things "look scary"

Yes a Sixth kind of sense!!! Huuh? Huuuuh? Ok I'm leaving now, I'm leaving....

glad he finally did it, I remember how a couple of years he got called out and made a tweet and video that he would do much better but he never did and actually got so bad he had to apologize again cause that all the comments where "let other joe talk, can alex talk ?? " lol n since then hes so much better to watch when it comes to arguments

WHAT YEAR IS IT??? (Jumanji reference 🤣)

It's a branch, an alternate timeline that is about to get prune by the TVA. It won happen again

not really, OJ was in the middle of his final verdict and AJ cut him off saying "so is it a 5 or a 4?".

flashpoint

Yeah that would of been a good plot twist

At some point I thought it was all a hallucination and that the family would wake up and they'd be back to their normal age again.

That would be almost imposible to earn knowing Alex's judgement.

@@evelic he seems to disapprove alot of movies and games lol

@@alainchristian He was nerd picking because that's mostly who their audience is (us). Kind of his job.....

He keeps interrupting? You would think he learned to not do that with the backlash he's gotten from it

@Sheev Palpatine I hope we can someday stop blame illnesses for just beeing rude. And call it what it is. Rude.

Well Joe is such a shill and always likes to be right, like a child

@@alainchristian what are you talking about, simping for AJ as always. AJ can be wrong in his opinions, accept that

Unbreakable, 6th sense, signs are all really really good tho

Lol split and glass were also amazing.

@@joshuareiss9430 glass lmao

Can’t shit on Split or Unbreakable

@@joshuareiss9430 Glass was shit

Futurama reference, classic. 😎

YES!

@@madiqismal4186 you're pfp says "no", but your comment says "yes"

@@SuperSinestro Well yes but actually no. "No" is just my first name. My full name is "No One".

I was fine with them surviving… in theory… but it’s so horribly executed. Maybe if only one person survived it would have been more impactful, idk. Hard to judge a single decision in a sea of terrible choices.

Prolly got copyrighted

I chuckled.

Avatar the last Airbender. Nuff said

I agree. I went in blind to reviews for this movie because it’s always a fun coin flip between good and awful with him. I think he’s the only director I’d do this for so I guess that means he has some kind of charm.

@@quincyking010 you mean “The Last Airbender”, because there was a successful movie called Avatar that Shyamalan wants to make his own to surpass it

@@snakejesus yes I forgot he dropped avatar from the title. It was so bad they couldn't even pronounce a name correctly

@@quincyking010 like most of the whole cast who can’t even say the name right and are mystically more bland then Kix sitting overnight with no milk

How was that even funny?

@Pranjal Because it was so ridiculous. If the movie had been more subtle and we actually cared about the characters it could have been horrifying. But it was so badly made that turned out hilarious.

Me and my girlfriend aswel died laughing that shit was hilarious 😂

@@Pranjalchoudhary100 I laughed too. It was so corny and poorly executed.

@@marialacambra9715 Im sorry but I just didn’t gind that funny It was disturbing.

it's been 11 years

what last airbender movie? 🤔🤔😅

@@garygotgameclips not long enough XD

No one will, especially when he spoke out saying “his movie series will be a lot better then the tv series”

In the movie OLD, that would be like 2 hours.

Hate is a strong motivator, and unlike with other bad movies they weren't drinking.

A lot of metal stuff around AJS, especially in his older videos… Relapse Records artist’s albums were available at the mall record store when I was a kid (late 90’s) and I grew up in bumf*** Maryland. This ended up exposing me to even more underground metal - I will always have love for the label and the bands. Today is the Day is my personal favorite Relapse band...

He's a big metal fan.

I don't any of it entertaining anymore. Its just cringe. Especially the Visit

Ya I would agree it is entertaining. I enjoyed this movie

It’s entertaining in a “why the fuck would you miss that/do that/write that/shoot that?!”

I was entertained but It was no masterpiece but I wouldn't called it bad either definitely could of been better but man that one scene with the baby

Good comment, 9/10 -an Octavio Vazquez review

@@octaviovazquez543 excellent comment review. Direct, to the point, and a better storyline than the movie the RU-vid comment referenced - a Peshkybee comment review

@@peshkybee7721 a peskybee once again knocks it out of the park with this comment review! Straight and to the point with a fully fleshed out plot! -A grand adventure comment review

**Inception movie sound effect intensifies**

always go for the other joe and alex score...AJ scores whatever number he thinks sounds good but he explains why he gave a movie that score youre like wtf?

It was a good movie. 6 is fair It's not a five and it's definitely not a seven

That blew my mind, I have the same shirt! I bet a million bux he didn't get it at the concert like I did, though. Still, I gotta give him props for repping the best Death Metal band on the planet.

@@deraykrause4517 Vader is the best death metal band on the planet, but Nile is close. Death is the best death metal band that is no longer on the planet.

@@derpherpula592 haha I don't want to start band wars but I hear what you're saying. I had the privilege of hanging out with Chuck for a bit during the Leprosy tour. Such a chill down to earth dude and amazing talent. The musical genre I love the most would not exist if it weren't for Chuck.

You wankers have to listen to some Morbid Angel. Chuck didn't invent the genre stop doing this weird Chuck cult. Death was just one of the puzzle pieces in the creation of extreme metal/death metal. Hell, even Sodom came in earlier, but few people know how important their early material was in influencing. Lets not forget about Hellhammer/Celtic Frost either, and the countless other bands that pioneered TOGETHER: Necrophagia, even Slayer, Thanatos(NL), Poison(germany), Messiah, Sepultura, Master/Death Strike, Massacre (Kam Lee wrote the first true death metal riffs for "Mantas" pre-Death), Slaughter, Vulcano, 666(czech), Necrodeath, Necrovore, INSANITY, Savage Death, Black Sheperd (Belgium), NME, the list goes on. Not hating on you guys but before you can go on the internet and say things as facts do more homeworks. Cheers

@@ellya3775 Solid picks. Sodom and Celtic Frost are my go tos, even tho Sodom is more on the Thrash side of it. Entombed/Nihilist. Bolt Thrower. Last place I expected to have this discussion lol.

Maybe Joe was originally thinking of giving it a 9/10

Thats what happens when you give a movie with great potential to some of the worst and boring Directors

If they had given it to Lanthimos it would have been bomb but idk if he only makes original films

After Earth didn't have a twist

Their blood cells are dying slowly.

Well he doesn't need to get a real job, so I'm pretty sure he's happy

He does give the impression that, when he's looking at Joe, he's thinking about how much better he could lead this channel.

I hate the way you wrote that comment.

*MID SIZED SEDAN*

Never forget, even Kathleen Kennedy help made that movie too

I can't forget, no matter how hard I try.

When they had the flashback of when they went in the coral and escaped and it cut to black….. then it went back to them at the resort

@@wilsonruleman alright i could see that being one, but it wasn’t convincing enough to be a ending, like i felt there was more. Just me tho

I thought it would end with the final M Night appearance or around the subsequent scene as well as a few misgivings earlier. Awful movie but super entertaining

@@alainchristian no, it’s not. You think something can’t be so awful it’s entertaining? Have you heard of the Maury and Dr. Phil shows? They thrive on that concept.

Technical Death Metal

@@XDBoomBoomXD well yeah true

Of course one of the more known bands in the Underground With Dying Fetus

@@xSpooKee hell yeah same with suffocation, decapitated, aborted, cattle decap,ect...

@@danielvizcarra6730 yeah i seen Aborted live. They great live. Wish i could see Suffo with Frank Mullen 😭

True

True omg when Rufus Sewell yells at his wife to put makeup on…it was like riff tracks are already part of dialogue

@@clairerodin2070 I think he did that because his early set of dementia or schizophrenia was starting to set in. Which is why he kept bringing up that movie he thought about.

One thing i dont get was how the wife was cheating on the main guy and he was just ok with it

@@starkillahx they both knew they were gonna die from old age so he probably didnt wanna die alone and forgave her