NOOB'S GUIDE to MORATHI 

"Hot single mom in your area and she is approaching your army very very fast. Act now!"

I feel like this isn’t overdue but def necessary as her campaign has always been difficult but with the recent shadows of change dlc they made her campaign 10x harder with ostankya watching at all times

Morathi really dominatrixed her way to the top and as a Slaanesh follower I respect that. She gets even more powerful in AoS now that she's become the new god of murder.

Morathi is what you get when you fuse Palpatine with Morgan Le Fay. Just like how Malekith is a fusion of Mordred and Darth Vader.

Despite Morathi being the Queen of red flags, we all know that if given the chance, she can 100% get it.

'...using her body to gain a few minutes of time with nobles, princes and even the Everqueen herself...' Are You suggesting that Morathi had a fling with Everqueen?

Gotta say while Morathi wins the prize for most impractical outfit, it's nice that they got her a realistically sized medieval style poleaxe. It's a cool historical weapon, and those need more love in Warhammer in general. Every cool magic weapon doesn't need to be a sword.

We all like to meme but genuinely one of the most interesting characters in either setting. I will never get over how she tried to Bone Nagash, that shit is amazing.

Morathi is directly responsible for the end of the world. •Morathi started the Elven civil war that birthed the Dark Elves •Dark Elves were the ones who taught Nagash necromancy •Nagash’s writings were used to create faulty eternal life potions that created vampires •The existence of Vampirism eventually helped make Manfred Von Carstien •Manfred Von Carstien delivered the backstab that ruined the world saving ritual. Her spite was so substantial that it broke entire nations, sundered ancient bonds of friendship and led to a chain of events that caused the literal apocalypse.

That "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" reference was so sudden and seamless, I realized it only 2 seconds later and it gave me whiplash. Well done.

0:45 "...and has been accused of...seducing a kink..." So Morathi has enough sex appeal to make Lust itself blush, Slaanesh better watch their back. Edit: 2:04 Those sexy frostbitten toes, reminding the world you can't spell necrotic without erotic.

Frankly it’s a miracle Malekith turned out as well as he did. She is even worse person in AoS.

Given it is the only evil flying horse with a name in dark elf roster implies Morathi... me: (please no) Was a horse girl at one point. me: thank god

Finally the Mommy herself

"Heavy Metal Maleficent, you say?" *Age of Sigmar intensifies*

I'm surprised there's no lore about Malakith solving a sphinx's riddle with how much of an Oedipus complex he has.

Morathi for all the cringe memes people bring up with her early lore, is one of the better written villains in fantasy and it translated well into AoS. Her flaws being her own love and pride, but also her love and pride that drove her so far forward. She fell for Aenarion because he saw past what so many couldn’t, and trusted her. She slipped back into her darker habits because he chose to save the world at the cost of his life, ignoring her visions like so many before him did. Had she gone with him, it may have been different. In AoS, when she was finalizing her ritual to finally become the god she felt she deserved to be, she was absorbing countless souls that were once consumed by Slaanesh. Ancient souls. One though, she couldn’t absorb. Couldn’t destroy. Aenarions. Her love for him lasted through eons, and it was her undoing to be what she is now - a god yes, but one with two split personalities, and one of them she is losing control of.

Alright Cody, how many mommy jokes are in this video?

Mommy Morathi gets her turn for Noob's Guide. Not the best legendary lord for the Dark Elves, but still powerful. Plus she certainly has the Slaneesh thing down, given her choice in attire. Best MILF in Warhammer.

The only reason why Morathi has armour is because she once keyed her favourite black ark by standing too close to it during one really cold and lonely winter I wasnt even serious with the "noobs guide when" but boy am I not disappointed another good one xD

Kind of disappointed that James Workshop has been steadily marginalizing her to someone who is mostly known for being the mom of someone famous instead of being the main reason the elven empire fell apart and Chaos has such a foothold in the old world. Also she's a horse girl whose horse wants to bone her just like everyone else. You can count on one hand the number people people in the world who have resisted her charms. Even the Undead and Lizardfolk are affected by her enchanting beauty. And if you think incest is only a thing around Morathi, read the Malus Darkblade books. Dark elf society is that messed up.

I would almost bet that the list of jokes you wanted but couldn't say is way longer than the actual script ended up being. Well done, sir, sailing these dangerous waters with as much skill and grace as possible.

Ah Morathi, one of my favourite lords since WH2 and even more so now that she has access to Slaanesh troops. A tough campaign, but all the sweeter when you finally dominate the donut.

Prepare for the incoming wave of "Mommy" comments, try to not drown

Remember that one time she slept with a whole norse tribe to have them attack a place. I do and i cant unsee it now

The amount of restraint it must have taken to write this script must have been truly impressive

Love you are making noobs guides again!

No wonder Morathi knew how to get Slaanesh tide up in AoS.

NOT THE DROOTY 😭

Foremost devotee of Slaa-ugh I mean Atharti (Slaannesh in groucho glasses)

Gurl riding that peg-assus like a pro!

I love you're sence of humor❤ Please nevera change

Long overdue considering all the innuendos in your noob guides. :P She was my first ever campaign in TW Warhammer. Nearly conquered the world, too. Spent some pleasant hours using her ever since from time to time, whether I started as her or not.

Cool video. It is calming to remember that in multiplayer she was the META for competitive matchups

Informative and hilarious, the perfect guide. And yes, I found those mods... for a friend.

And after all this years there is still no noobs guide on the emperor Karlos Franzisco, dear Cody, think about this, please cease your heresy and have a nice day :)

May we get an update for Balthasar Gelt please? Great video btw, been wondering when the milf would get a vid

Its unfortunate how, as WH Fantasy lore expanded and grew, they got better at writing more compelling characters overall, but then Morathi really fell behind, and her character suffered in later editions, where she was reduced to Malekiths bimbo mom-toy. Whereas in earlier editions, she started as a more fleshed out character with a huge amount of her own agency and power. Let’s not forget that canonically, in WH lore, not only did she have direct influence on the whole Elven Civil War and the Sundering, but she had a hand in setting up almost every important religious and magical institution of the Dark Elf society, and even if she does not currently control them directly, she still manipulates and influences them from the shadows, leaving no fingerprints. She was one of the earliest Witch Elves and thus started the entire cult of Khaine, and even if its now nominally ruled by her rival, Crone Hellebron, a lot of priestesses and assassins hold secret fealty to Morathi, who is still counted as one of the Hag Queens, thus being simultaneously part of the cults hierarchy, but also outside and above it. Then she also personally had a hand in founding of Dark Covenants of Sorceresses in Ghrond, these dedicated to Hekarti, goddess of dark magic, and she still holds sway over all supreme sorceresses in the Convent, as she is the first and original practitioner of dark magic, Dhar. And ofc, she semi-secretly leads the Cult of Pleasure which is either a cult dedicated to elven pleasure goddess Atharti, or to Slaanesh itself (or quite probably both, the front being worship of elven deities obscuring it actual Slaaneshi underbelly), which is the route they took in Total War. So she truly is as important to Elven and Dark Elven history and society, as important as Malekith, and not just for being his mom. It really shows Morathi as a supreme manipulator ready to pretend-serve and placate any divine or daemonic patron that will grant her power to further her own goals. She is Warhammer Worlds ultimate warlock-witch in forming all those dark pacts with dangerous supernatural powers.

I love the short skirt/long jacket references. just ridiculously obscure haha

Will be working when this streams and I'm already mad I won't be able to watch live. Worship our glorious mommy for me brothers!

I’m sure Collin of Pancreasnowork is excited. On another note, what will be the Christmas special?

Thanks for the dope vid. Morathi is a warhammer icon lol

Can we get Ungrim next? Your videos are a hilarious yet educational take on how these lords work.

She had a quick ome with Alith Anar, but was that trinket worth it or not, she also is a better Barbie.

Not calling Morathi video a "Boobs Guide" is a missed opportunity.

Dommy Mommy Morathi

How come in 4 years we haven’t gotten a noobs guide to the one and only true Emperor Karl Franz himself? Heresy I say!

THAT WAS A CAKE REFERENCE HOLY SHIT HE MADE A CAKE REFERENCE

1000 bonus points for Cake references. That made me so happy!

When they show people at the factory about making plastic folding chairs all they show is a video of me on how fast I’d fold to Morathi

If this doesn't get a 18+ rating something isn't right with the video.

I just noticed the name of the opening music. Goddamnit

Damn CA for stalling the Cod-verse! I hope to see more, sir.

I can't see morathi anymore without think about how in the new age of sigmar lore, she got a Pimp slap from nagash while he shouted "BEGONE THOT!!!" When she tried to gain power via seducing the new rulers of each realm of magic. And yes, Malakith did kick her out of the realm of shadows, since he was done with her shit.

I did an Old Worlds Modded campaign with Morathi. Did a thematic run where I could only recruit Cult of Pleasure Cult of Khaine, Shade, and Monster units to conquer Albion. Killed the last of Grimgor's 'Ardboys on turn 69. The Dark Prince blessed the campaign.

Hardest part of playing with one hand lol

The hardest thing in playing this campaign is you have to do it with one hand

Warhammer Fantasy Morathi: I am your BTGMILF. Age of Sigmar Morathi: I am your even bigger BTGMILF who is now a Snake goddess too.

2:15 Two references to some of my favorite movies involving Quentin Tarantino. I am happy

Surprised there were no bicycle jokes in this guide.

You had fun writing this script. 😂

I get the feeling she was the one who had the prophecy of her son only being able to be defeated by a male magic user. Thus the Naggarothi's policy for killing/imprisoning male warlocks at some point in the lore.

I preferred her heavy metal Maleficent look. But I like how they’ve removed the directly incestuous elements. She makes remarks that could be interpreted as flirtatious, but I read it more as her kind of mocking him, “You’re nothing without me!” That’s why he brushes it off instead of flirting back, if anything he resents her.

I never know who to play between her or the crone Helleborne.

its nice to finally see this again

Missed opportunity: A Boob's Guide to Morathi :D

If Malekith is Darth Vader, then Morathi is Obi-Wan, Palpatine, Padme and Shimi rolled into one.

WHOOPEE ANOTHER NOOBS GUIDE :D

guys, i think i like her!

We need more, Cody! :D

AT LAST A NEW NOOBS GUIGE PRAISE SIGMAR

Drooty why do you start this video so hard hahahaha lost it in a few seconds hahahaha.

Hiding the subscribe button on the mod aren't you Cody

I love these videos thank you

Morathi, the female Erebus and some person to blame for at least 75% of Warhammer Fantasy’s problems. And when Nagash put her down in AoS was immensely satisfying to read. Too bad she was only humiliated and not killed.

I missed this ❤

Wooo more warhammer stuff!

Isn't Hellebron the Hag Queen?

aw shit someone call pancreas

Morathi in game either has too short legs or too long a neck. Something is off in her model.

I can fix her.

I love all the Rule 34 references XD

How has she avoided all assassination attempts?

Totally off topic sorry, but I've been grinding the shit out of Cyberpunk and the new dlc and you meet the fixer "Mr Hands" in person and his voice sounds identical to yours.... did you voice him?

And they called me a hoe

Almost don't feel like we need a Malekith video seeing as this covers his lore, almost. Malekith video when?

Oh dang I forgot this game existed.

1:24 is it really for different reasons after a fan died in a Taylor Swift concert in Brazil?

In my game Morie everytime get rekt by Anar or ruined by other druchis.

But she doesn't listen to her son and kept the cult of pleasure running if I recall correctly. I guess it was to powerfull at that point.

Bro, the next one, can you please do the everchosen 🙏🙏

Nice video Cody. But shouldn't it have been with a falukorv reference in here?

Morathi best waifu

Oh hell yeah

Quick, someone summon pancreasnowork.

*sigh* Ok, I will do the meme. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

yay!

...Smash

Mommy

Age of Sigmar lore usually makes me sigh and roll my eyes, but let it be known that Morathi tried to seduce Nagash. For it she was slapped so hard by Bone Daddy that she turned back into the snake she was.