One of John Travolta's WORST MOVIES 

I actually was going to post that and wouldn't you know it, I scroll down and you beat me to it. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who embraces powerful words.

He said poo.

He said can't talk long

I'd bet that's how Fred Durst talks in his daily life.

Oh hi Mark

I just wish we HAD a sequel to Tropic Thunder. Most awesome movie of 2008, besides Iron Man.

Never go full ....

@@shawnfields2369 Nah, theyll probably ruin it.

@@thesorrow4664 They should change the 'r word' to Travolta, as in 'Never go full Travolta'

Simple Jack 2 - Jack’s Back !

Anywhere I’ve lived in Florida, turkey vultures would be on that corpse in an hour or two, guaranteed!

She was doing a night cleaning 🤣

Travolta drinks DDL's milkshake.

I honestly didn’t even think it was that bad. People are way over hyping it. It’s basically just a mediocre film.

I thought he managed to do that with Trading Paint.

Gotti was 1000x worse than battlefield earth. he’s had 4 or 5 worse movies that that. it was mediocre

Damn, I may have to take another look at Battlefield Earth then. I didn't realize it was that much better than so many of his other movies. History may even judge it as one of his hidden gems ;)

I don’t know. Battlefield Earth was this huge blockbuster of a movie that has been cemented in internet culture as one of the best bad movies out there compared to all the other low budget stinkers that Travolta has been involved with in the past few years, which in tern will all probably be forgotten as time moves on.

They should have a ... *face off*

Both these comments are gold lol

At least Nicolas Cage is entertaining and fun to watch. John Travolta is neither.

@@linda10989 Travolta's been in some good films too.

liked that "face off" reference?

Is that why they call him Chocolate Mousse?

Thing is, that's what something with autism is highly likely to say. They don't always understand what's socially acceptable, so although the line seems silly its actually quite realistic! It's a touch that goes unnoticed

I just find the idea that we had to wait an hour or even a day for photos completely implausible.

Yes, that was a good film

Yes, similar to but so much better than this movie

Yea that was a good movie for sure

@@thursoberwick1948 you think that’s bad I do remember there been a time when you had to go back after 24 hours.

Pfft. You should live round here. Happens all the time.

Ever hear the story told by the Cali gym bunny about the time Travolta showed up at the gym late one nite and tried to cruise him. And Mr. Bunny was so nieve about it and kept saying that Travolta was really nice?

Surprised we didn't get it in Face Off

You didn’t?

Well somebody has never been in West Hollywood at 4 in the morning.

Jet Travolta .... his wife Kelly Preston died ⚰ too.

Maybe his son wasn't stereotypical like this awful portrayal so he couldn't use him as inspiration

I crapped my pants!

Travolta's career is very bipolar. It's full of its triumphs and good films like Pulp Fiction but then it has its questionable entries like "Look, Who's Talking" and "Battlefield Earth."

You made me laugh like a dork who just got high for the first time.

@@PeanutButterZombie00 your comment gave me a good giggle too mate

He'll never live that galaxy conquering scene down. Tommy Wiseau laughs at Travolta's acting.

That 'conquer galaxies' sounded spontaniously with his voice in my head. Oh man...he's brainwashing me one bad movie at a time

@@aa11ct9 it's the way he says "spell your name" that still haunts me

That would be a good movie... I hate to admit until right now, I hadn't even heard about this movie. But I'd watch the one you're talking about.

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but that requires EMPATHY... fred durst only knows cocaine.

Yeah.

@@SaddestClown And a good writer.

A true optimist might say: "You can always do worse."

I still say A Love Song for Bobby Long is Travolta's worst movie.

The Boy in the Bubble is pretty bad too. As is Saturday Night Fever

@Luis Collado Usually people have a career trajectory. Nic Cage certainly has and he's on the slide. With Travolta he has a weird knack of following a great performance with a truly horrible one and then following that up with another decent film.

I thought he was going to say Gotti but I actually liked Gotti

That is nice that is nice

@@BaranoffIsaac I do know who Fred Durst is tho lol I mean, this movie is already hard to take seriously, so I don’t know if that’s really helping.

@@BaranoffIsaac Eh, I still think it was too on the nose. A poster or just even the music playing would've been more subtle and more rewarding for those who noticed it, since it isn't being shoved down your throat.

@@BaranoffIsaac If they had just had Limp Bizkit's song on in the car without it being announced, that would have worked. George Harrison used to run Handmade Films in the UK, and you would often hear his music and stuff he penned for the Beatles in their movies - he gave them his songs for free.

Hahaha that credit threw me.

Now I know y'all be loving this shit right here

Exactly what I was thinking! Spot on!!!

Ded Frurst

I actually really enjoyed "The Education of Charlie Banks"......but then again I was still very young, and I have to admit, a huge moron.

Imaging the hitbox is giving me nightmares.

Just roll and stab

I....I got that reference!

He's bald, it's a movie prop.

Lmao thank you for that laugh sir

I've watched tropic thunder so many times, but I never thought they'd finally give simple jack his own movie LMFAO 😂😂😂

"You dont go full R"

Sad thing is, Travolta apparently based his performance in this movie off his son, who was on the autistic spectrum and died from a seizure while in the shower. In a way, I could see where he could come from with that, but I'm pretty sure Travolta's son was in his teens when he died (update: he was 16). And Travolta is a man in his mid-60's, and he was around the time he filmed this. And I can TELL someone on the autistic spectrum who's in their 60's will act differently than someone in their teens.

more like simple rick

Never go full regal.

Yeah, looks like he improvised using a skunk hide.

Reminds me of the dumb Rick who hangs out with Gerry on Rick & Morty.

'Unsurprisingly', don't you mean? My immediate question is, What did you expect to out-act the hair-piece?

@@SaitohYatate 😂

This movie was amazing! And so quotable”popycock!” “I wish Freddy crougar would come and kill you in your sleep.” Perfect!

It’s maybe a step behind Battlefield Earth.. gotta give it to BE just because of all the hype and controversy surrounding it.

Wig

This comment needs more likes. Very clever

AWESOME COMMENT

I remember wikipedia's critical reception section to it's Battlefield Earth article saying something to the effect of "more than one critic describee the film as 'Travolting'".

Get out!

Travoltation nation

Showed it to a friend. He thinks it's based on Mel Gibson.

Jeremy Renner

What I really hate is that this could work if it was a comedy with Jim Carrey

And I've found it on Amazon Prime! Great!

@@orionterron99 I mean that is basically the Cable Guy.

@@ajoajoajoaj I definitely see that. I kind of like The Cable Guy. Not Jim Carey's best(obviously), or even his worst, really, (not when his performance as The Riddler in Batman Forever still exists), but I like the Cable Guy, a little bit. Because it's genuinely hard to really hate a Jim Carey performance, because even at his worst, he always gives a noteworthy, and memorable performance. But this is like if fred durst directed The Cable Guy, or saw it, but did it worse than anyone thought, and gave us the real life Simple Jack movie we were all unknowingly missing in our lives... except with his terrible directing. Oh well, we finally got Simple Jack the movie!

Exactly

But Mark is better than us. And we need him.

Calling John Travolta a celebrity is outdated by about 40 years

@@cameronrobertson9800 Kind of missing his whole career comeback, but I was talking about the even more dated Fred Durst.

Because he barely makes videos

He deserves a Hunter Dunbar level of fame

@@raam726 Being a fan of Mark for a while now, I love the frequency of his uploads in the past half year

Inconsistent upload schedules. Which isn't a criticism of Mark, and I'm getting free entertainment, but RU-vid definitely prefers regular and frequent uploading.

Maybe he needs more devoted fans. We need him. He needs us. We can keep him company. He is lonely just now. We need to cure him of lockdown. And Mark is funny, oh so funny.

Thank you, I've been editing the next video over the last 3 days, should be a good one

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@@FanboyFlicks can't wait to watch it. I always love seeing your videos pop up in my sub feed.

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Imagine how slim that phone booth would be lol

I thought that too the first time I saw it. I thought it was a Dr Who reference

Thank you, it takes a while to make a video so for years I found it really hard to develop a regular schedule but now I've kind of got things down to a science

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I only saw the first film where that plane exploded. Did that creepy shadow ever get him?

Yeah I remember watching it like, damn, dude definitely looks a lot different. But then again, I haven't anything with him in it for a long time

You don’t remember Fred going to jail for killing his maid ? 😂

It could be worse: Marlon Brando did worse things for laziness.

@@MrlspPrt That's true, I guess. I like Travolta as a person, kind of lukewarm on him as an actor. Seeing him do really weird, not-good movies like this or like Poison Rose, puts me off. Oh well, I guess he can afford it!

Critics bash Phenomenon, but I thought Travolta did a great job in that. I know it was full of movie magic, cheesey 90's sound track, and fairy tale characters, but it worked, and largely because of good acting.

@@BrisLS1 One of my mother's favorites!

He said no to Forrest Gump, Spiderman, the green mile and other good parts.

It's one thing if you know your place, like “hey, I'm an idiot who plays shitty music but people buy it, fuck it, I'm having fun.” But it's another thing when you think you're David Bowie after you've stayed up all night to write a song called 'Break Stuff'. I mean, Fred Durst probably spelt the word “break” wrong the first couple of times. Fred Durst might be a cool guy, don't know him. But his “art”, in the word's loosest sense sucks. -Trent Reznor

"Chocolate moose "

The constant ear 👂 finger sniffing was Oscar worthy

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a Jason mask out of my ass! aww Bullwinkle that trick never works that's it Rocky! You're blocked

WHYYY TF DOES THIS COMMENT SAY 2 DAYS GO. THE VIDEO WAS POSTED 1 HOUR AGO. IM SO CONFUSED??????

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Yes. His ego has brought him to an alternate dimension. I'm sure he hears applause in his head and hallucinates good reviews on national television.

@@Turtleproof Yes exactly, remember he said that Battlefield Earth will be the next Star Wars lol.

Chris Stuckman and hilarious is an oxymoron

Watch Adum and Pals: The Fanatic review. It's so funny.

Stuckman is a lot things, but funny ain't one of them.

Idk. The movie isn't shot that bad, it's just that the script is an abomination.

I felt this was not a topic that was discussed enough! I literally put my hands to my face when he revealed that. I vaguely knew of this movie but I forgot that Fred Durst directed it AND wrote it. That explains a lot.

He is a mortal god.

The movie and directing wasn't that bad. Compare it to the nun or justice league and it's fucking brilliant

@@jayclean5653 The house fire wasn't that devastating, it's just that I've lost all my belongings.

So, do you consider yourself as an atheist?

@@Nestalgba92023 I’m not sure what Scientology has to do with believing in God since it’s a cult and they don’t believe in God at all. But to your question, no, I’m a Born Again Christian and love Jesus.

CSI: So...there's like, a MASSIVE amount of blood everywhere from this other person we can't account for. Should we...Nah. Could be a coincidence. Anyway, that's a wrap!

@@rudeboyjohn3483 Exactly. Also, the house would be filled with Moose's fingerprints, including the ropes he used to tie the guy up.

Aren’t Moose’s literal fingers still there?!

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Yeah, his lawyers would make that charge evaporate in a cold minute. Basically, the douchey actor will be mildly inconvenienced, and Moose will get put away for life. That's how the movie really ends.

"Cos hate is all I heard from you lately" 🍽️🎶

"It started with a kiss... Didn't expect it to come to this." -Some song by Hot Chocolate

I heard Ferrigno's actually a genuinely nice guy.

Man I wanna meet Lou!

I have never heard anything but awesome stuff about Lou.

Legend

Fun fact; I did security 👮‍♂️ at a Orlando area event in the 2010s. Celebration. 🏘 It had a few mid level TV, basic cable celebs. Reality show types. I personally had to eject 4X, four different people. 😖 Why these nutbars were crazed over the TV stars at a hotel event room made 0 sense.

Note also when he does the English copper - never go full Dick van Dyke.

"So he calls me and says, 'Hey Rose, do you want to be in the Dick Van Dyke Show?', and I said, _'...whats a dick van dyke?'_ Then he tells me about the show and I said you know who'd be great in this, my friend Morey Amsterdam, let me give him a call." "So I call Morey and say, 'Hey Morey, do you want to be in the Dick Van Dyke Show?', and he says, _'...whats a dick van dyke?'_ *-Rose Marie*

"Full-on Simple Jack" is the best way to say it. I mean 'ableist' is another way, but yours is funnier and less tragic.

@@slenders1ckn3ss What's even more ironic, the whole ''never go full r*tard''-scene in Tropic Thunder is sooo spot-on, if you think about it.

@@thursoberwick1948 Mark left out the scene, where ''Moose'' get's into character for his british copper-performance, which is some of the most ridiculous scenes in the movie.

Funny enough I wrote this before watching the whole video. I see now you already made that connection, histerical.

Wouldn't have the same effects.. Tom Hanks nailed that role.. Can't see no one else doing it.. Classic..

@@kenrickeason Hanx

i think he’s a good actor. not as good as hanx but that’s only because hanx is in a whole other level

I’d pay to see that version

@@denizdemir9255 But do we want Travolta to move to Greece and have all kinds of weird rumours about him like Hanx. Oh wait, he already does have weird rumours - he's a frickin' Scientologist! And arguably closeted. (No idea if he is or not. Don't really care, but he is persistently in a thumbnail about gay actors I keep seeing on clickbait lists.)