Please Stop Making Life Hacks 

The “hack” with the barbie doll is called “rerooting” and it is a painfully long process. Sometimes it takes hours to do.

thank you for coming out of retirement

Drew could basically replace the voice in my head

The “secret project” looks like a hit list.

Life hack: Can't get to sleep? Hot glue your eyes shut!

I've actually stapled leggings after ripping them spongebob style at the butt. But then I went home, took the staples out, and sewed them. Like a normal human.

To this day, the worst "Life Hack" I've ever seen was someone who was upset about having broken their pencil, so they glued the little pencil stub to the cap of a full bottle of Coke and used that to write. Every time I remember it I'm stunned for a bit.

Just imagine leaving a giant tub of warm milk out for two days and then having to stick your hands in it

Life Hack: plant a lemon seed for free lemons in 40 years!

The epic conclusion to the Gooden Life Hack trilogy

The doll one is a nice craft, I’ve seen plenty of doll customs. But calling it a “life hack” is the definition of insanity.

I know this video is two years old but Drew implying agriculture wasn't invented 800 years ago is so funny

my mom (yes, my MOM) wanted to try this "life hack" where you put an egg in a cup with pepsi and coke and after 24 hours it turns into a bouncy ball or some shit. At that very moment i was very disappointed. 24 hours pass and they look into the cup, and there it was, a raw fucking egg and some wasted pepsi and coke. thankyou 5 minute crafts for turning my mom into an idiot, also mom if you see this i love you.

life hack: having an athsma attack and cant find your inhaler? just breath!

"it's the wrong key" is the unsurpassed peak of all comedy

Idk why, on my third rewatch, I’m just now wondering how on earth Drew got the key on his sunglasses???

Is no one going to talk about how they told you not to hide drugs with the secret compartment hack, but the "secret project" was a kill list.

glad your wife hasnt actually left you yet

for liquid water the easy way, just leave ice cubes out overnight-but (careful!) use a bowl or you will just have wet counter.

The proposal one is so funny to me cause like a proposal is supposed to be this huge, emotional, life changing moment and this girl just blankly says “too dirty!” to the ring like.. at that point it doesn’t have to do with the ring she just doesn’t wanna marry you lmao

“This video would have been really helpful 800 years ago” All those medieval peasants in 1200 had no idea what farming was

okay YEAH so maybe farming wasn't invented 800 years ago...... maybe it was closer to 900.

Really late here, but Drew trying to get the key in at 00:57 is just the most realistic depiction of pointless determination. Absolutely lost it when Amanda panned down to show he set down the cereal boxes.

I just remembered that if you have antique jewelry that is discoloured it actually decreases the value to try and lighten the metal again

Your skits are the life force that flows through me.

drew, where are you. come back, i haven't been called a lil stinker in weeks, i don't know who i am anymore.

Eggshells are a good source of calcium for plants but easily broken once the roots are strong enough and don’t leave plastic netting behind. This is a legit “hack” :-)

Here’s a good hack! If your pants don’t fit, wear a different pair.

What you need to start a life hack channel: Sped up music Insane thumbnails Eggs Peanut butter Bottles Hot Glue Oh and let’s not forget the condom

*why is the "secret project" just a list of names they're gradually crossing off*

Reblugging a dolls head can take hours depending on the material used. But at least an hour.

Drew: “What’s up with life hack channels and eggs?” Howtobasic: *sweats profusely*

"this video would have been rly helpful like 800 years ago, not so much now" dude do you think they discovered plants in 1219?

The sequel everyone wanted but forgot to ask

I would like to make a defence for the egg cracking one. if you have a condition like severe Parkinsons, that would probably be pretty helpful.

7:15 when you dig up the grave of that wealthy old lady and steal her ring.

Making bad life hack videos? *STOP THAT*

But if life hacks go away then who will buy all that hot glue?

4:26 A girl at my school actually came in with those pants...

Hiding your valuables in trash seems like a really great way to get your valuables thrown away on accident...

was gonna paint badden, but instead I drew gooden

“What is it with lifehack channels and eggs?” *dramatically points to how to basic*

why do i have zero recollection of ever watching this video despite me knowing random quotes from the sketches

That egg cracker is kinda cool actually. If he hadn't posed it as a life hack and instead as a neat but unnecessary tool.

I’m a doll customizer and the doll hair hack was infuriating to wach. 1. They make re rerouting look like a simple pastime, when it takes ages to get done, and a lot more work than you think 2. They didn’t show that when rooting yarn instead of official doll hair, don’t plug all the holes!! The hair will get super poofy and not look natural or even good. 3. They didn’t show the fact that you have to make a part in the hair for it to look like hair, so some people are gonna be hella confused by their instructions. 4, their instructions are wrong in all ways. Most of us use a re rooting tool, which is a large needle, with the eye cut in an angle to put the hair in. You fold over the yarn, which is twice as long as you want the hair to be, and push it into the hole in the head. Repeat ~200 times and you have a full head of doll hair. The way they showed was so inconsistent. And the needle was so big that it’s gonna hair the vinal head. 5. Taking the art and hard work of doll customizing and turning it into a qUIrkY life hack, is infuriating.

new fact, Drew invented agriculture 800 years ago

9:17 the advice i was always told, and always used, was to lay down and it somehow tends to work for me

As someone who’s color blind, I appreciate that you labeled the color of your screen 🙌🏼10:25

Drew's hatred for life hacks is truly inspiring.

I love this so much! I love it!

If that first tool actually cracks eggs that cleanly, it would be a pretty neat piece of assistive technology

The plants in the egg is actually very useful, when you grow a plant, it very quickly grows out of a small pot and it's annoying to repot them.

Please don't tell me what to do x

Drew, the life hacks u review in the video may be pretty dumb, but the electricity toggle is next level

8:36 Yeah, why hide drugs when you can hide your hit-list instead!

0:13 Can we talk about how he got his key on his sunglasses? Their frames are huge, and the hole of the key is very small. I have been thinking about this for hours and can't figure it out. Did he break the sunglasses? Does the key open up on one end?

Is there a life hack to help Drew to remember his password to Runescape???

You are the most best comedy.

Drew being a runescape head is honestly the coolest thing

1621: This RU-vid video I made will revolutionize the agricultural world. Finally I have revealed the secrets to growing plants. Now I’ll just wait for some platform to be invented so I can share it.

so we went from being little stinkers to just being "guy" well guy, at least we are even more vague then danny's greg

1:55 that "no" had to be the most adorable non threatening no I've ever seen lol

Young drew gooden warms my heart!!!😂❤❤

that’s so funny how he says 8 years ago like they didn’t have agriculture during the renaissance

most unrealistic part of the opening was drew saying he forgot his runescape password

Drew: hey guys welcome back to... NO

6:38. Ever get embarrassed for something you did like 7 years ago. Yeah. I ripped my pants once in class. With no elaboration, I asked the teacher for a stapler and just stapled them back together in front of the class. The teacher was all like, “whoahahahooohnoomygod.”

7:08 reminded me that theires a global pandemic going on and im watching videos from 3 years ago while not having gone outside in 3 months. *What is my life?*

as your one and only viewer i really enjoyed this video

7:06. i choked, i literally bought my girlfriend the exact same ring. the.. exact same ring, i know, because it's affordable, because its the exact color match/shape/diamond number and because its on amazon. i bought my girlfriend a ring used in a fake ring-cleaning life hack.

8:37 Their secret project is a hit list

honestly, that snow shovel one is actually marginally useful. but teaching your kids to clean up their shit is still the better option lol

Drew is one of those RU-vidrs that when you watch them, you don’t click off during the outro with like 30 seconds left. You watch every second, because you never know if there’s a hidden joke or punchline in there. Also you never know when he’s gonna upload next...

can you add me on runescape

Ive been bingeing your vids since finding your channel a couple of weeks ago and ive worked my way to 5 years ago. Just knowing how much worse the life hack community videos are now is horrifying. Love your content! 💕

Drew - "what's with life hacks and eggs??" HTB - **silent**

Life Hack: Kids won’t stop crying? Hot glue their mouths shut!

Ok, with the diaper one, my worry would be that someone would see the poopy diaper and try to be a good person and throw out he diaper. Then all of my valuables would be in the trash.

My dad used to get sick of cleaning up our toys off the ground so he would use a snow shovel once a week and put them in a box labeled the Saturday box. If your stuff got put in that box you couldn’t touch it for an entire week. So we quickly learned to pick our stuff up. At first we thought we could just take the stuff out of the box. But then my brother lost his entire arm.

6:30 I am willing to admit that I have done this

"Just use it as an egg" - Drew Gooden 2018

Conspiracy: Drew actually makes the life hack videos so he can roast them on this channel

This is honestly one of drews most comedically proficient videos

"What is it with life hacks and eggs?" *howtobasic flavored heavy breathing*

Girl comes out in ripped jeans Drew:yea im not even gonna watch that one Me: deceased

"that's not a life hack, that's just life"

4:25 I’m not joking I saw a woman at Walmart wearing pants like that once.

Where my Gregs at?

“So close babe I can feel it” “We’ve been here for like an hour can you just use your hands” I hate my mind

“unofficial youtube life hack narc” jarvis: *am i a joke to you?*

1:54 my favorite greeting ever from Mr Gooden

Loving this video, Danny!

Man, His videos were so echoey before he put up that 1'x1' sound panel! Thanks for the huge quality increase drew! Keep it up!

"You know how I always forget to water our plants because of my whole severe childhood brain injury?" Me who actually forgets to do everything because of my severe childhood brain injuries: (-_-)

1:00-1:04 is absolutely peak horror vibe

when you have to break out the power tools, it no longer becomes a life hack.

i customize dolls so the hair yarn “hack” is actually a pretty cool alternative to nylon hair! i’ve rerooted two dolls and it IS as annoying as it looks, but its pretty cool.

This was my first drew gooden video, I come back to it every now and again and just end up binging every one since this

I feel like half the time I see something labeled a life hack it’s actually just a craft project that’s either more expensive or time consuming than it’s worth

3:39 Actually that does work, BUT they don’t bother to say that it only works with bone China :/