r/CringeTopia - Oh, Tik-Tok... 

This 👏

👏this👏is👏perfect 👏

exactly.

The acknowledging part hits hard, had a straight bf who knew I was genderfluid (masc leaning) from the start but still dated me. Constant ignorance and misgendering is not worth it Have a wonderful day btw =)

Yeah man. I was dating a lesbian girl, before I came out. She broke up with me a few months after, she wasn't attracted to me anymore.

💋💜

nice

I thought that was the only way to keep them under control Just be like: Alrigth Statan time for your cuddles Satan: *unholy excited screeching*

They cuddle him because click is all powerful and they don't want to face the wrath of owo

Cuddle the inner demons, to assert dominance!

It *was* originally called MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder), though. DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder) is a more recent denomination for the condition (a quick Google search will show this). "Split personality," however, has never been an official diagnosis term, that I am aware of. Though I have noticed that many folks who actually have it refer to themselves as, specifically, plural systems, in the modern day. Rather than referring to 'split personalities,' they refer to other selves and wish to be addressed as a plurality.

Mpd was the original did definition..

Didn't know that, thanks for the facts!

My friend has did. She prefers to have it be called headmates.

@an eevee who has internet that's a great name for it

POV: You are a bisunussman on his way to the meeting, and your suit got ruined by a car running over a puddle, and now your twerking on the curb for cash for a new suit.

@@SeptillionSeven that's actually more funny than most tiktoks. Just the mental image alone is hilarious.

Fake scenarios are cringe in general unless they’re a skit.

I'm pretty sure I've only seen one good POV channel and I'm subscribed to him on RU-vid. I don't even own TikTok in fear of what I'll find.

@@SeptillionSeven lmao

omg that makes it so much more funny

ok

@@TheClick Can’t like, is at 69

Exactly what I was thinking. Like, ask the waiter for the drink you want, you want the dude to guess and buy your favorite beverage?

@@Master_Conner Well you can like now

Yeah, I don't know if there was more to her video or not, but what she was saying was actually really important. It just maybe was worded a little strangely at one point. Children do explore their bodies on their own, and it's important to try to teach them when they ask questions, in a non-shaming fashion.

When you say children do anything remotely sexual, some people always jump to the conclusion that you want to involve adults in it somehow. It's like the age of consent discussion, where if you say you think 18 is too high, because most people do not wait that long anyway, some people will always pretend you mean adults with toddlers rather than a 16 year old and her 15 year old girlfriend.

The suggestion is that she is encouraging/teaching masturbation "at any age/as soon as they can learn". I am usually on the other side of the debate on this, but no one should be taught how to masturbate prior to the urge to do so. I taught myself at age 7, but this lady seems to want to go younger and that doesn't sit well with me.

​@@JarimirI see your point. I think it also depends on what she was talking about before the recording cuts in. If she's talking to parents about keeping an open mind, when kids come to them with questions like the ones she lays out, I think what she says is fine. If she got to this point by saying parents should teach their kids explicitly how to do it, then yeah, that's questionable.

@@strawberrycheesecake5502 it IS possible I misinterpreted what she said, but it seemed to indicate that her and her sister were teaching their toddlers what a penis is by also telling them it feels good to "yank on it". IMO that is something you "teach" AFTER you discover them masturbating or attempting to... Puberty and sexual awakening are inevitable. There is certainly no need to rush at age 3...

In that case, you should show him the "Furry Apocalypse" video here in RU-vid 😂

Thats his superpower

I'm surprised he doesn't become similar to the BS that he sees

We all do mate... *we all do.*

Proof of this is our current state of how we see comedy

English has a word for the broader spectrum of the same kind of thig called the placebo effect, where believing something works and feeling that it does, like telling a child water is a magic posting or something and they feel better.

Basically when your language is able to combine two words, well you always have a word for things.

@@picklestheomnipotent4535 The word placebo also exists in sweden. "Fjortis" is more of a mental state than the actual age of 14. Being a "Fjortis" is more like the swedish counterpart of the Japanese "Chunibyo".

In the UK we kept things simple and just made the legal drinking age 5.

​@@imperialdebauchery5988 yep, i can confirm this: as a brit, I have been drinking semi-regularly since primary school. it has no adverse effects and I have no clue why other countries are so strict about drinking age. absolute pussies, the lot of em...

I'm really hoping she wasn't thinking, and she soon realized that this is wrong, but I doubt it...

that's what I was thinking, how did they end up in a situation where they give their daughter soo much money

Exactly what I thought. Everyone enjoying the show as if the daughter is a stupid bitch... But she is only used to the life her mother taught her so... whose fault is it?

thank you finally something sensible on this in the comments, and on top of that they humiliate a teenager publicly like this, she’ll likely be damaged for the rest of her life i hope she makes it out and gets some therapy

When you're making "Dr" Phill look like a reasonable human being...you have lost.

True, but at the point where the kid is already spoiled what is the correct response except to reduce the amount? She didn't even cut her off, just reduced it (to still a huge amount) and said to get a job. Obviously, she shouldn't have gone on Dr Phil, but that's true for every guest Dr Phil has ever had.

W boyfriend

@@childeofepickness i and trans masc with a gender fluid bf, my date mate.

I'm pre hrt, MtF, and when my friends acknowledge that's what I'm working towards by calling me a good girl or anything of that I feel that I'm being taken seriously! It's absolutely affirmative when people you care about do little things like that!! I hope you and your partner thrive and survive!!

@@prueidki694 thank you. i feel better than i have in a while. more myself.

@@dklk734 always a good thing there! I'm getting there slowly too lol

Way back in the day, FDS was a “feminine deodorant spray” on the market… like literally a deodorant spray for the lady-bits!

Femcels want everyone to be as miserable as they are, that's why they spout the shit that they do.

@@IHaveWaffles Same with incels, they're both unbearable.

what do they meannnnnnn

@@epoch2844 what do the numbers mean mason!

That's actually hilarious

Imagine respawning as a meaningless peasant for 300 lives

I think it says a lot about the person who claims to understand/believe in their past lives. If they only mention the fancy ones then they don’t respect the less fun lives and the lessons they hold. Like a rejection of any part of their soul that isn’t positive or luxurious. Which probably ties into the fact they searched for more self importance in past lives (rather than their current one) in the first place. Also it’s extremely racist the way those types of people do it.

I love how It's aways egypt, europe, native tribes or popular animals

@@azza_weak ancient egypt to be exact, not islamic or even roman egypt

i hope you stay safe

@@TheClick thanks) there are no actually safe places in Ukraine right now, but the city where I live is somewhat okay to be in.

Christ, I can't imagine what it would be like going to war within your own country. Try staying safe as much as possible. Hopefully things will settle.

Sorry about whats happening in your country. I hope you are Safe and Stay Safe.

I hope for you, and everyone who's going through the same thing, to make it out of this whole horrible thing alive and well. Stay safe 💙

Neat, like a horse

@@lmaChroma Now I'm imagining Beefeaters doing that "blowing their lips out" thing that horses do.

@@lmaChroma Or a very angy bunny. They stomp when they're angry

Not at all times. They can and do issue verbal commands or warnings to crowds, "Disperse at once" "Make way for the Queen's Guard" "Stand away from the doors" are a couple I've heard.

i thought it was just time for the changing of the guards

Yeah, even fetuses touch themselves in the womb

I already say it, but here i go again: It is literally part of our psychological formation to touch and explore our body or to put stuff in our mouth. Just because adults interpret this as sexual, doesn't mean it IS inherently sexual. Kids are just learning about their own body, how things feel, "oh, touching my nose feels like this, touching my head feels like that, touching my privates feel like that" and of course, being a sensible part, touching your privates will be something kids will explore even more. What is that weird feeling? Oh touching here is good. It's not weird at all. Did you tell your mom to stop hugging you just because it felt good? Of course not, if something feels good you're gonna do it again, explore that feeling. Exactly like early in formation we like to suck on pacifiers, to chew on toys, to such our thumb, to put random stuff in our mouth. As adults we interpret the feeling it gives us as sexual, but for a baby it is just a pleasant, relaxing feeling. So they put stuff in their mouth, they suck on things, they chew toys, they touch their body. It's like these weird people that say "letting your kid suck on your nips for MILK is child molesting" like bruh... the kid doesn't even know what a boob is yet, for them it's just like "oh hey look, food storage". It's like us looking at a fridge, we like it because we know there's food inside.

@@DINGD0NG... "It is literally part of our psychological formation " Yup. There are stages that children go through, and it's completely natural. Take any childhood psychology course & they'll learn about it. "Just because adults interpret this as sexual, doesn't mean it IS inherently sexual." Many adults put adult expectations on children. "Well if an adult did it..." well, they're not an adult. They're a kid. Stop being creepy. "Kids are just learning about their own body," Yes! How else are they supposed to learn? "It's like these weird people that say "letting your kid suck on your nips for MILK is child molesting" Don't forget the people who say baby boys who breatfeed will grow up to be r*pists!

A teacher of mine, many years ago, illustrated the difference between temperature and heat using the analogy of a birthday candle and a hot bath. The candle flame is at a much higher temperature than the water, but the bath has so much water in it that there's a great deal more total heat. It was a neat and effective analogy.

@@khublaklonk4480 I believe that is explained by the ‘concentration’ of infrared light photons over a given area, as it travels it dissipates due to the inverse square law. Correct me if I’m wrong I’m just giving my 2 cents.

That makes sense. A larger source of heat will feel still hot at a larger distance away than a small source of heat

@@justradicles4337 exactly. Also, I forgot I commented on here.

This is nice and all, but you've all been misdirected in completely different direction... that's not even how sun warms things up. It's in a vacuum. With no air to heat up that could touch our skin to feel the warmth. We're insulated from the sun, because there is massive vacuum preventing the heat from spreading. The real reason why it warms the earth is... LIGHT. Light is energy that when it hits something, it heats it up. In our case, it hits the ground, water... a lot of things that get warmed up and the heat evens out due to air getting warmed up and then carrying that warmth elsewhere. Now lets look elsewhere... Mercury. Did you know that despite of being so close to the sun, the surface temperature can get as low as -180C on the night side? The planet rotates very slowly, which causes the cold side of the planet to receive very little light. If it worked the way you implied it does, the cold side wouldn't be cold at all.

are you my grandma because you have the same name

Man I wish I could feel the same, Curse my unique name!

@@ore1438 Same

i don't think my name is very common but he also doesn't use super common names

as a patrick i almost got scared but went WHEW when it turned out to be patricia instead

I once went to an electricity museum as a camp counselor and a kid asked why lightning tends to hit trees and high buildings more but the guy doing the presentation was clueless!! In the end I'm just happy I taught the kids smth and the guy will know the answer for future occasions! 😄

@@Eretbrine Good on you for teaching people stuff, despite not being there to do so.

I mean that’s not super obvious in theory. I’ve had elementary school teachers who didn’t know stuff and would bitch about being a smartass, but others who’d respond “I actually don’t know, lets look this up in the encyclopedia together!”

@@cats1970 Based encyclopedia users.

Cameron Geller :)

@@opossumlover3432 Sounds right, yes

@opossumlover3432 Yep 😊 his Richard Rider series

@@opossumlover3432correct

Also the fact that e=mc², where c is the speed of light and m is the mass, e is the total energy of the object. Also the Sun is many times larger than the Earth itself.

hot - warm.

@@nicholaswashington1185 Well don't you just like your buzz words?

As in all things.

Lmfao you literally made me snort

This. When I worked at a gym, I had a zero-tolerance policy for any ridicule/judgement. Thankfully many people were respectful, but if I heard any ridicule, I would simply ask them “how are they supposed to improve themselves if we judge them for even trying?” I’d say more than 2/3 of the people I saw were definitely not the ripped guy anybody would imagine, yet could probably lift 6 times what they could. Plus, about a quarter of our regulars were people over the age of 70. Two of them were Holocaust survivors. One was a stroke victim, one was 93, and still swam the mile every year. Several of our pool patrons are there for rehab as ordered by a doctor. Our gym has 3 wheelchairs ready to go if somebody wants it. I’ve taught a 73 year old how to swim, staring from the basics. If anybody reads this, please PLEASE if you hear y kind of mocking or ridicule, tell staff immediately. It could potentially save a customer from canceling their membership . . Nothing scares away a potential regular sooner than somebody making a single comment, even if “it’s just a joke”.

my only reaction to the guy was: "thank you sir for saying it"

The guy spit pure facts, straight up cremated the original tiktoker. And yea he's on the money levels of right

People who make fun of obese people at the gym are the weirdest thing to me. Like, they're literally there to stop being obese. WTF.

It's not even about the gyms, just stop filming and ridiculing everyone for no reason at all.

Also Valentine’s Day and White Day can be a friendship holidays while Christmas is seen as couples holiday than a family holiday.

Yep, and it's called White Day because the most common gift is white chocolate :)

The people where I live say that cow poop smells like money. Lots of money.

nice

@@marylambkin right

Doesnt it depends on how much Animals you have? Small Farmers cant really compete with the big massives farms, which means they can easily get in financial Trouble.

@@smaragdwolf1 It can vary, yes, but for smaller towns with locally owned butcher shops meat alone is a good way to assure your income is supplemented (everybody eats) since many local residents often prefer knowing exactly where their food came from. Things like chicken farms can also make a good profit by just cutting out the middle man and selling eggs directly to neighbors. A dollar a dozen straight from your neighbor's backyard is much cheaper than what you can pay for them at the store and many people who own chickens end up with a lot more eggs than they could ever eat on their own anyway. Just depends on what your farm produces really. Honey, strawberries, and tomatoes for example are all pretty great to sell at farmers markets because they're all relatively low cost goods that are easily profitable and don't take much space to work out.

*squidward dance*

@@MysteryGeek2006 *yessss*

Why did I find this so funny. Also I'm your 69th like. :D

This needs more thumbs up. Here's mine.

That Dance can achieve world peace

Bros just like "if I die, I'm going out in style"

Yeah

I find myself constantly thinking the same thing. The worst thing I did is put tacky quotes in my AIM profile. I never had the confidence to put videos of myself online for the whole world to see, so in one way, I respect these kids' confidence, but their egos will undoubtedly backfire once they realize that getting 100k views on TikTok doesn't translate to the real world. Ugh, I really worry about these people putting super cringey stuff out there. Employers see that, family sees that, prospective partners see that. Short term "gain" apparently outweighs long term success.

i think the worst thing i ever did was say that i was dead but still sending messages on my computer. it was this old flash games website with a live group chat... I was like. 10 :') fml

I didn't have good internet connection until I was 16. Most I did was copy 'deep' poems from books and tape them to my locker front, along with my own 'deep' existential philosophy

I knew that the surface is cooler than the corona but I actually never figured out why that is, I’ll have to look into that.

As someone who used to have really bad social anxiety (better now but not gone) I'm sorry for the level of annoyance it must have take to get you to comment but I am grateful for the result! Space facts need to be shared

also for me as a chemist: comparing the sun made of gas (helium and hydrogen) to metal behavior in his steel company is just strange

Just curious, in terms of the radiative heat, isn't it dominated by the chromosphere? How does the temperature and density compare between the corona and chromosphere?

Can someone please translate °f to °c so I can read what is being said? I'm too lazy to Google it-

Do they like pina coladas?

@@MaskedReviews yes😂

@@MaskedReviews I see what you did there, so funny! Maybe they also like getting caught in the rain.

omg did they find out? how does this end I must know...

@@denkisupremacy they still don’t know. It’s not my problem they both suck.😂

i don't even know anything about thermodynamics, and I know for a fact that's not how the sun works (in how he explained it)

It’s excruciating for anyone with common sense

The sun is made of hot

I'd like to think it's torture for anyone who understands that there is nothing ON EARTH that is as big as the sun therefore his example and theory is basically mute. I know nothing of thermodynamics (as far as I am aware) and nothing about astrophysics, and I found it irritating just because a FURNACE much, much 100x smaller than the sun. It makes me wonder if he knows that the earth being the third planet from the sun is considerably cooler than say Mercury or Venus since they are closer in proximity to the sun and that Pluto (although not a planet but a satellite) is the coldest due to the distance.

@@caidalee1994 Nobody tell him about UV radiation, with any luck he'll "connect the dots" on his mind, will think sunblock creams are a scam and we'll get rid of him in a couple of years.

Even more so when your maternal parent is in the vicinity.

Only slightly better, the only thing that could make it perfect is not having anxiety that the world is doomed because of stupid people..

this comment has 666 likes, i apologize for not being able to like it

Agreed, my logical friend.

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This is a common thing in a lot of militaries. Drill sergeants and people on honor guard often put clickers on the bottom of their boots and low quarters

ok and how you know that?

@@croc3862 right....

yhea, some drill shoes do have a metal heel. its a outgrowth of the "heel iron" used in ammo boots, the style of boots the British used form the mid 1880s until after ww2. it was partly for reinforcing the boot, and partly to give better grip in mud. its been retrained on some forms of drill shoe for because it sounds better with when the solider does the heel stamping. another trick used was sticking pennies into the fingertips of the gloves, to make the hand strikes louder. on purely ceremonial occasions they use rifles with the internal working parts removed, to make a hollow echo camber to again make it sound more impressive.

Well, clearly they need it.

No one wants to talk about how they are the reincarnation of a peasant from the 1400s who died of the bubonic plague. It’s not a cool enough origin story.

@@cremetangerine82 People really underestimate how interesting the lives of ordinary people are, honestly. If you live for a long time, lots of stories pile up, regardless of if you are a normal peasant or some world-renowned celebrated leader.

Reminder that she used the term " player" for talking about the belligerents of WW2. IS THIS FUCKING BFV?

Nostalgias times when I was an herb and a lady picked me, crushed me in a mortar and fed me to a dying child.

@@disgusted2704 did you felt the stomach acid dossolve you or did the child died before it could happen?

I'm glad your Mom likes her new son. 👏

CONGRATS BROOOO

That's brilliant that your mum is supportive! If only all parents were like that.

🎉🎉🎉

Would be the same in the UK. Or France. Or nearly evey other european country. Just the beverage of choice might change 😉

the name "white day", I believe (as an otaku who've seen too many V-day/white day stuff), is because they give back marshmallow or white chocolate to reciprocate the chocolate (generally dark or milk chocolate) they received on valentine's day. ✌🏼

sandy people. people made out of sand

😆😆😆 But, yeah. I'd love to have White Day outside of Japan. It's really a cute idea.

I'm a Scandinavian (Norway) and my family is one of the only ones who don't have beer or wine in our house, even without alcohol

What did you expect in a subreddit named that way?

@@legrandliseurtri7495 women looking for genuine dating advice from men to help their dates go better. Maybe things like if what their date is doing seems weird from other dude or just awkward. I dunno

@@nerdstop5025 it's reddit

There are this south american soup opera level drama shit ive seen on Facebook for the Last couple years. Made the Last skit looks Oscar worthy.

ok

Why do I have to relate to this so much!

When your intelligence or wisdom stat is higher than your communication stat. 😅 100% relatable btw

I don't have DID but I have a Dissociative Disorder with Alters, without amnesia in some cases. More-or-less, it does get annoying knowing this is people's first thought of DID, while in reality it's the result of different parts of a child's personality failing to integrate. Berate me if you want.

ok

@@enalosloqia6422 OSDD?

i had a partner with DID. The alters were just.... people.

I can't speak on DID specifically as I'm not close to anyone with it, but any mental disorder portrayed as dangerous when they're really just going through their own struggles makes me really sad My understanding of DID is that they have difficult lives already and all the misinformation and faking on tiktok has made things more difficult I'm hesitant to follow anyone with DID because I genuinely don't know what to believe It's really sad and people with DID deserve better

i mean first she should be angry that their parents first spoil her then publicly humiliate her like this …

I used to get 20 pounds a week...I mean, allowance? Doesn't that mean she still lives with them? If you think you should be given $2500 a month, err, how about you tell us why you're worth that much? Like, why should you be given, for free, more than people who pay rent and bills make for working 40hrs?

$1000 is my mortgage! If she can’t function with $1000 a month for discretionary fun money, that’s bad. How had she been spending $2500 a month before that? I’m glad her mom realized where she had gone wrong. Nip that in the bud before she gets to college!

@@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 It sounds like the daughter was the one who wanted to go on Dr. Phil. She said something like, "That's why I came to you!" She must have assumed she would be vindicated, and that she would get to shine on TV. She's used to everything going her way, but sometimes you have to learn the hard way.

@@MaidMirawyn Still, who taught her to expect to get everything she wants and also who gave permission (I am assuming here she's a minor) for her to be on TV? We're giving too much crap to a child when parents(parental figures) are the ones that literally teach you how to exist Hope she saves enough to get therapy, cause they're not helping...

or believe that the "earth is flat"

And also not realise just how freakishly huge the Sun is in comparison to the Earth, Here is another way of describing his theory. His saying how far away he feels the heat from the smelter, now imagine not wearing PPE, then imagine a child also not wearing PPE, now imagine how a baby feels in the same situation. . . We are smaller than the baby.

@@purplemnkydshwshr I remember when I was staying in a town with a forest fire nearby and as soon as the flames crested over a ridge despite being a few miles away I could feel the radiated heat hit my skin to a near burning sensation. It just doesn’t seem like that guy understands how hot thermal radiation can get. I mean I’m not an expert or anything but isn’t surface area another major aspect in how much thermal radiation is emitted?

Also the surface of the sun (the photosphere) is relatively cool (about 6000k) compared to it’s atmospheric corona which is in the millions of degree and that’s because of how the sun’s internal dynamics are.

The guy actually used "trust me bro" as a source! 😂

Yeah Cameron Geller! I heard the background music and gasped so loud

This. And if it bothers you so much, maybe get motivated instead of angry at people trying to help you?

I thought you wrote "aromatic" and I was like, "oh! It's nice that you smell good!"

@@stevenclark1662 so what's your type? Aromatic You mean Aromantic? No you misheard *adds several Spices into a stew* Aromatic

I'd be glad if I was aromatic, sometimes it sounds nice to be aromantic as well, but I was born with a love of women, and I'll love her, even though it sometimes feels like it's slowly killing me. Lol

@@stevenclark1662 Be positive, it might not be love, just the inevitable passage of time that kill us all

@@0Clewi0 ahh semi-optimistic existential dread. It's Great!

@Tom Morrison I don't really trust anyone who makes their money on tax loopholes.

Lmao she's actually gay/bi? No wonder she broke up, he's a lunatic and a homophobe! Then again, that doesn't change much

Damn, talk about copium.

Yeah, that's cringe

honestly, u sound rlly cool! (as a teen who likes emo music and whose religion bans "black magic" lol) I respect this lmao

Why did you censor kill?

@@MysteryGeek2006 youtube deletes comments randomly sometimes

Someone very close to me has DID, and their alters are just. People. They may be eccentric, but they aren't monsters. They're just people.

The lengths people would go to for attention smh. They wouldn't even care about the negative results either

Probably needs to go back to multiple personalities. DID could be mistaken for damsel in distress. 😂

Glad I'm not the only one who felt this way. It's like his heart was in the right place, but he just didn't know better.

The fact that she calls him a 'Tinder guy' and not a boyfriend implies that it was also too much way too soon. Like you're not doing anything 'for me' if they're just a Tinder date.

I thought it was both hilarious and that wouldve been adorable if it happened to me

Yeah, but the "for me" is harmful in itself. And its so normalized.

Is it bad that I want to try this now?

Its not "unholy" thank you very much only I am unholy

can i drink *actual* battery acid?

I'd rather drink actual battery acid then that

My dumb ass tried it and honestly it's not that bad. It felt like heart attack but it wasn't that bad. But then again I put in less sour candy then most people.

@TrainerblueTube finnaly something to compete with bloody marry.

Yummy

So you can shrink from drinking battery acid!

god blessed me with the inability to eat sour things (bad genetics have made my tongue easy to bleed with sour foods) so thank god i wont have to experience that level of pain in any curiosity.

Oh man just imagine him trying to wrap his head around that

I agree

And as steel worker ignores the fact that the CORE of the sun is around 27 million Fahrenheit/15 million Celsius…

lol

Hopefully the third time was the charm (to get his name spelled correctly)

Don't you mean Anthoy?

Alanis Morisette in the corner during that tiktok: isnt. it. IRONIC.

This is what happens when you don't tell your kids "no"

That really sucks, wish they didn't say no :(

Sounds like Corporate America lol

ok never seen it

Ooh, where'd that come from? I'd love to see the interview if it's from that kind of source! They did keep Priya and her definitely-non-platonic relationship with the (unfortunately nameless) emo girl, but more rep would've been cool

Disney may have said no, but they couldn't stop all the pervy faces they made during some scenes. Lol

yes

LOL YES

That one felt more like a joke than actual cringe content, but I enjoyed it too!

There's gotta be burger flippers in the world, no matter how the job sucks. Look at the ratio of princesses and death priestesses and whatever to ordinary schmucks who make the world go on turning. But yeah, knowing how most of the people who are into that stuff tend to talk like this is their first 'ordinary' life, I can understand the frustration.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👏 👏 👏 👏

I'm glad they don't just give everyone "Omg you were ClEoPaTrA!" that's rad.

Dude pranked himself. Ha-ha, I spent a dollar or two for an ice cream but I smashed it, and now I have to take a shower and hope to god my car doesn't get ants from the sticky sweetness of melted ice cream! GOT HIM GOOD! 🤪

Even funnier is that he works at a mc donalds and says get a job. Like he probably would love to have a good job but in general fast food retail is terrible. Note I am dumb so just ignore me if that sounded odd I do not know how to phrase stuff or say somethings in a way that makes sense

I was really afraid he was going to pull what I saw in another compilation: guy orders a drink (like a large lemonade or a slushy) then throws the whole drink (cup and all) into the server’s face.

I think it’s better that way because it solves the “oh… but I didn’t get *you* anything” problem, as well as the “oh… I handmade you really nice chocolate and you gave me obligation chocolate” problem. You just have to be sure to remember who gave you what, which can be written down instead of guessed beforehand.

@@caidalee1994 they have white day where guys give back

@@lawrencelopez9839 that’s what I’m talking about.

The only reason I already knew about this is because of the Rune Factory games 😅

@@lawrencelopez9839 I've seen people call White day racist. We live in a society 💀💀💀

Bruh 💀

exactly. the cringe comes from the term “masturbating”. it’s not the same as in/after puberty. babies have do the “oral phase” and and toddlers have the “genital phase”. this is exploring their surroundings and their bodies and completely normal. but teaching them to not do it in public spaces is important too.

Examples (in the vid UwU)

"Fury" jokes.

@@userlog2474 furries in rage

@@haruukuma Take my like, sir.

He made jokes about that one tank movie?

Every once in a while I'll see something that reminds me that silverfish are real...

Dude looked like a budget Joker. With that, I ask WHO'S THIS CLOWN?

And he didn’t even know the difference between hexes and curses

@@mossistryingtheirbest8947 they are fucking what?

@ LeaveMeAlone Silverfish are real. And I’m sorry to tell you but if you see one in your room there are probably a lot more.

Darling monster on its own can kill someone ;)

I know just the people who are crazy enough to try that

Ngl first date at a good burger stall is all for me..watch me eat and mess up sauce all over my mouth cuz im a bit of a messy eater and my mouth isnt that big

In a way, it's good that people do it on the first date. It's an early warning system - the other party can get out before they've gotten too attached.

Oh that takes me back! College friends chilling at Cici's, fighting over the last cinnamon roll.