It was a bit weird because i tought many people would come, but actually the supermarket was quite empty. I mean, all the things were still there [except the toilet paper]. It was like a ghosthouse
I saw a photo of a aunt buying tons of instant ramen noodles And a second story A aunt wanted refund for ramen (Not the same aunt) They never gave the refund.
I really don't know how people in these stories don't react violently. I'm pretty sure if someone uses my expensive face cream without asking I would put some habanero pepper inside and wait for the screaming to start.
Literally every single entitled person calls other people selfish while demonstrating their incredible selfishness. Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on these peopld.
The story about the girl and her father brought me to tears, as I remembered my pop. We were big fans of the old tv show Sanford and Son. My pop was the living embodiment of old Fred Sanford. My pop would always joke around, doing the old joke about “Fred having “Arthuritis” whenever he wanted to get out of work. We always had a big laugh out of this. Years later, my pop was in a coma, at age 72, and the family was gathered around at his hospital bed, we knew it wouldn’t be long. I leaned over, and said to pop “Pop show me Arthuritis, one last time”, knowing he was in a coma, and I knew he couldn’t answer. A few seconds later, a feeble right hand lifted maybe an inch, and made that claw that “old Fred” used to, for just a second. He passed away a short while later. Don’t ever tell me people can’t hear you when they are in a coma.
Dude I really dough that story is true.But nice writhing tho you should make a "totally real story" Chanel. But if I was wrong sorry just I follow facts more then emotions. I will probably get hate for this tho
Barry i felt sadness reading your story about your pop yet i also felt happiness and smiled at the lovely memory you shared with us 🙂 im glad you have wonderful memories of you together and that you were with him right to the end and you got to share your special joke together one last time its a lovely story 💕 i truly believe people in comas are still aware of things that go on around them ive read too many stories to not believe it , it was actually my daughter who made me know for sure that its possible and that people in comas do know what is going on. My daughter was 14 weeks premature she was tiny and weighed 1lb12oz she was put into a coma straight away and she was like that for weeks it was funny because every time she started to come out of it she would twitch her tiny fingers and my partner and i would let her hold our little fingers her hands were so tiny she could only hold a tiny part of the finger and we just spent a precious 30 seconds with her not totally in a coma before we shoulted for the nurse to come over and put her back under. When she was 4 she came to me and said "mummy when i was a baby you read me stories when i was sleeping and sang pooh bear " i told her yes i did how do you know? she said "because i heard you silly mummy," now i thought thats odd but maybe she was told by someone in the family that i often sat by her bed readng and what ever i was reading regardless if it was a true crime book or fantasy book i read them to her or maybe her older brither told her as he would tell her stories and talk to her he is 2 years older than her so either was a possibility but it was what she said next that shocked me she said "and i died 3 times !!" Now my son said" no you didnt you died 2 times i saw " he was there at the time , my daughter said " no it was 3 times i know !!" i was too shocked to say anything for a few seconds while they both argued who was right the i said " actually you are right you did die 3 times but your brother was there only for 2 times " now the only people who knew about her dying 3 times was me her dad and the drs and nurses no one else knew about it therefore unlike the singing and reading there was no one who could have told her and me and her dad had told no one about it not even family and when it happened my son was away with one set of grandparents not sure which for over 6 months i had no idea where he was i still dont know 17 years later lol !! Anyway i say them down and said " ok kids listen to me , you only saw her die 2 times and we didnt tell you ir anyone else about the other time as we didnt want upset you again ok ?" he nodded i then asked my daughter " ok sweetie now can you tell me how do you know you died 3 times when we have not told you or anyone else about it ?" She just replied with 4 words "because everthing went black!!" I asked her " what , erm what do you mean everything went black ?" Mummy i could hear you telling me a story and i heard lots of funny beeping and loud noises and people shouting ,then everything went black and then i came back from the black place to lots of noise people talkimg and loud beeping !!" I was shocked as she had just described the 3rd time she died the beeping was the alarm saying she couldnt braeth her lungs had collapsed again drs and nurses were shouting to each other then she flat lined they re flated her lungs did cpr and got her she came back lots of shouting and machines beeping and making a lot of noise. When i told her dad he went white and since he told no one he was as shocked as i was that she knew 🙂💕
Rslash: "If she keeps stealing your food, just leave some Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears on your desk, and the problem will solve itself!" Me: I thought this was r/pettyrevenge, not r/nuclearrevenge...
Introverts: Thank god for this blessing. Now no one is judging me for staying home all the time! I don't even have to leave the house to go to work, this is paradise!
The person dealing with the cookie thief should have just offhandedly mentioned to the thief, "Oh, I've been having a bit of a cough lately; wonder if I caught that virus..."
Everyone: “Must buy all the Toilet Paper!!!” Me: “Gunna finally buy me a Bidet and get my corn hole tickled clean while everyone mud plunges when their 100 rolls of 2-ply keep rippin”
frozendrake *bidet It took me a minute to realize that you meant *bidet* and that “bibet” wasn’t some slang term I’d never heard. I kept reading it as “bib-it” like ribbit but with a b.
So, I missed this video when it first came out. This is the top comment, and you made it five months ago. This one comment opened my eyes to the fact that the quarantine has been going on for FIVE MONTHS now. Jeez aloo...
Never mind I found out about what they do to your stomach so sorry for asking i was having some trouble finding the right words so yeah I found the right word in the comments oof
First story, I'd have bartered with that Karen, trade her some baby wipes for toilet paper. Story at 5:20, should have gotten 5 other people to each get a slice, then all 6 of you sit at the same table or near the CB and deathstare at them while eating the pizza.
Zero Burn Probably that Karen would’ve grab punch that person steal the baby wipes anyway and whatever snacks are in the car at the way that that Karen would be I hate seeing it in this time of crisis never underestimate the power of greed selfishness and all and all evil Ness of a Karen because they know that if they can take some thing who who needs it they will do it
@@lobsterman4118 wow! You know RU-vid's been out way longer than 6yrs right? I mean even the first replier to this comment thread has been signed up for 11yrs
“Haribo sugar free gummy bears” A better idea would be normal gummy bears, but mix in a large amount of ghost pepper gummy bears. Expensive, but very spicy.
I once heard a story of a man who had surgery-free harbor before a flight and was trying so hard not to soil his pants some officers thought he had drugs up his ###.of course he #### on the guy checking up on the guy checking for drugs(not the accuser)and spend a week in the hospital. if you're going for pain, sugar-free>goast pepper.
for many MANY years, my dad got me with a joke i love to death now. Dad: hey, how do you keep a jackass in suspense!? me: how?! Dad: ill tell you tomorrow. and little me (somewhere around like 7 or 8) would go to him the next day and ask him Me: dad, how do you keep a jackass in suspense? Dad: ill tell you tomorrow. i did go up and ask him periodically for MANY years to come until my MOTHER had to explain it was a JOKE. best WOOSH moment of my life
I busted out laughing uncontrollably when he said Haribo sugar free gummy bears. That is not just petty revenge. That is revenge of the most epic proportions, and 100% correct. Someone will never steal your snacks again after an encounter with those.
Karen: *Hoards all the toilet paper with a smirk* OP: "Okay, are you challenging me?!" *Takes ALL of the baby wipes* Karen: *Surprised Pikachu Face, and walks away* OP: "SIKE YOU THOUGHT!" *Puts back all the wipes*
@@WarsmithThanatos Prepare for a JOURNEY. And don't eat anything while watching it, lol: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EYXO2tXbVWM.html
I am laughing SO hard at the tinfoil hat story 😂 Also the contribution at the comments on that post about the "Hi-Ho Silver" was wholesome. Glad that OP recovered
Anyone see a video of a couple LITERALLY buying a store's entire stock of TP? I'm not joking. Those douche bags bought the ENTIRE stock! Tied most of it on the back of a pick up truck and the rest in the wife's SUV. That shit gave me a rage boner long enough to pierce the moon! Greedy fucks....
Yeah please dont. I live in a small town and the mom groups in in are at a loss because all of the wipes were bought up the second people started clearing out shelves. And now selling them to the marketplace for more than double the price. Just buy like normal we arent at a shortage everyone bought in excess before truckers could deliver inventory
The edit about OP think about making him buy a pack condoms, a raw chicken and a tub of vaseline slayed me. You know the only look you are getting, tinfoil hat or not, is "You will burn for you depravity".
I’m rewatching this video today and smiling about your comments about children changed from then to how they are now. Your child is gonna grow up in the best family ever! Good sense of humor but still really loving and protective. ☺️❤️
That TP story? I would have walked over, and snatched two of those packages. Majority of retailers were limiting how many packages customers could buy because of the shortages.
I have long been on the fringe of the Prepping Movement, so I have kept a good cache of TP, hand sanitizer and wipes, paper towels, etc. Even during the height of the covid ridiculosity, I found everything available via Amazon. Sure, the "good stuff" was temporarily unavailable, but lesser brands were still available. I had enough to help my sister and BIL when the store shelves were empty. I still keep well stocked on things. Never know when "they" will create another such crises. Being a 66 year old native Floridian, I learned early on to have my disaster preps built up BEFORE the disaster occurs.
I drive Mini Coopers. I taught my grandson to reply to me when I ask him “how’s my driving” with “stop your screaming”! I asked him this in front of his mom and laughed hard enough to wet myself when his 5 year old sister responded and her mom about crapped herself!
Man, it was drilled into my head since childhood by my mother to NOT SHARE MAKEUP!! I learned the finer points of what can be shared and how as I got older, but if a product has touched someone’s face/a tool has touched their face and then been dipped back into the product (like with mascara) without proper sanitation, then you’re asking for trouble.
Today was first time I left house in one month. Stuck here with 5 grandchildren who live with me. My big day out was trip to Sam's club. Got what I needed but no toilet paper or paper towels. Kind of anticipated it to be honest.
There was actually someone here in my area of Australia that had stocked up and then had his garage open selling ONLY toilet paper. It was not cheap, either.. Some people are just dicks.
@@noemi5937 it's only smart when done with non essential items. Otherwise it's price gauging, which can be illegal, but at the very least is morally wrong and makes you a dick.
That second story is pure gold. I bet the kid now is into cosplaying and who could blame him. I mean wearing such a ridicules costurm and never breaking character, that is nearly worth an academy award :'D
Soooo..., you just now understanding the REAL reason for children? I've always said I had mine for the entertainment value. The result of which are four emotionally healthy, with twisted sense of humors, adult children that take perverse pride when they're able to sly one over on their mom. They make me so proud.
I'm a 61 yo Mom & with my kids , it was always "Marco?".... Polo !" To locate each other in stores etc...I had 4 kids (adults now)and have not seen any since the virus in Jan, This Memoerial wekend tho, my husband came in the door and I hear a voice Yell MARCO?" and my 2nd daughter had come to visit ! I gleefully shouted "POLO" & cried !
That hi ho silver story was hilarious, we have something for me when I occasionally have to be knocked out in the hospital (only 2 times in the past decade or so) it’s rare that I get to do it but it’s always fun. When I first wake up after being knocked out for whatever reason mom will say “Lord Vader can you hear me?” And my reply if I’m fully conscious is “Yes Master”. Gotta love Star Wars references. The last nurse that witnessed that little exchange said “I guess he’s a Star Wars fan huh?” Mom’s response was “Yep”.
Fun fact: In Germany some (small local) distilleries started to produce almost pure alcohole as a raw material that pharmacitst than use to produce sanitizer.
The tan cream story reminds of Matilda when she mixed her dad's hair oil with her mom's hair dye when he destroyed one if her books! Made me smile since Matilda is one of my favorite books!
I knew this would happen eventually. I knew with everyone going crazy about the crisis, there'd be at least one Karen out there who would want to take all the toilet paper. I'm now waiting for the day when they start taking stuff from *other people's carts,* saying, "You don't need this much stuff. I need this for my KIDS! I have two kids at home and we need to have your stuff because there isn't any left and you can't possibly have anyone YOU'RE buying for." (She says to the woman with SIX KIDS.) (I'm sure it's happened. They're Karens.)
I hoarded a 36 pack of toilet paper with one of my friends for an hour and a half after school while I waited for my mum to get to the store. I kept getting asked if I was buying it (I am a teenager, I think they thought I was being an asshole) or all the old ladies were giving me side eye. It was hilarious, my mum said she should equip me with a shiv for if that happens again lol
I worked an overnight shift at a retail box store years ago. We had a food thief there also. One of my coworkers had enough of it and brought in some special Exlax cookies. I have no idea how management couldn't account for who the thief was, since they spent the following 4 hours in the bathroom. At minimum, it deserved a write up for lack of productivity.
that kid from the tin foil hat story had a heck of a gig. imagine getting paid 50 bucks for 45 minutes of walking around (something like 65 bucks an hour) to walk around a store shopping lol
I love the funny creative “parent terms/punishments” that end up becoming a long lasting thing, lol. My dad was notorious for this stuff. He TOTALLY loved messing with his boys (6 of us. The two girls definitely couldn’t take a joke, lol). Dads get back revenge was always epic and hilarious so it made you always think long and hard about prancing him. Elephant memory and you NEVER knew when it was you time on the list. Great example, lol: my brother snuck into the bathroom while dad was taking a shower and tosses a big cup of cold water over the curtain rod, lol. I could hear my dad scream like a 13 year old girl, lol, and my brother bounces down the stairs with laughing tears streaming down his face, lol. Keep in mind, we are late teens and early 20’s at this point and this stuff was STILL going on, LMAO!!! And to add to the “How cool is Dad.” factor, he was an EXTREMELY powerful executive that hob knobbed with heads of state all around the globe. A few months pass and my brother has one of his rare sleeping in mornings on the weekend while dad happened to not be traveling. At breakfast dad asks where my brother is and I tell him he slept in and just jumped in the shower. Dad looks around at all of us including mom (who was a REALLY good sport, lol) and says, “Keep f**king quiet. I’m gonna finally get my turn with funny guy upstairs, lol”. Dad goes outside and grabs the garden hose with the flooding jet squeeze nozzle on the end and proceeds to drag that dirty a** garden hose through the front door, up the stairs, around the banister, across the landing, and down the hallway to my brothers bathroom off his bedroom, lol. All of the sudden it’s my BROTHERS turn to be screaming like a 13 year old girl and it went on for quite a long time, LMAO!!! My father held that cold water on him everywhere my brother tried to hide. My next door neighbors were over for breakfast and they were absolutely crawling on the floor with laughter. Mom looks over and says, “I have to deal with this pretty much every time [dad] comes home from a trip abroad. I swear he spends his time on the plane ride home planning his next move in the boys.” LMAO!!! Such great memories with Mom and Dad. They were definitely one of a kind, each of them. ❤️🤣❤️
*Best way to handle a toilet paper hogging karen* Me: grabs pack from her basket Karen: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'R-- Me: Did you buy these? Karen: Well... well no not--- Me: Then they're not yours are they, sweetie. *walk away*
The "High-ho silver" mini story was so precious. A worried father says this little thing and his still sickly daughter mustering up the strength to respond? If I was there, I would've cried tears of happiness at how endearing it must have been
There was a video on Facebook of a woman filling a TRUCK and a mini van with toilet paper and paper towels. She bought out the stores whole supply and said she was going sell it. There was also an ad stating she was selling toilet paper for $25.00 per roll.
I work at a grocery store, and in this current pandemic, we had a limit of 12 rolls per person (This did not apply to 16 packs and the bigger ones. You just couldn't buy 3 six pack packages). Not all but some people began ignoring the limit all together. While helping bag considering how busy we are, I basically would talk with the cashier and proclaim "how nice it is to see there's still greedy pieces of trash out there who ignore any limitation put in place for the consideration of others." Made sure to mention that to anyone who refused to get rid of some rolls. I was far from the only one saying stuff like that. So to all who act like those customers, know that employees are calling you trash. Then again, those kinds of people think they deserve it and there's nothing wrong with what they're doing sooooo
Your Karen voice is so perfect. It captures the annoyingness of a real Karen. So much so that I get genuinely annoyed, but that's not a bad thing, it just means you're dedicated to the craft.
