There’s So many times I’ve heard the story of how rslash started, and I can’t stop laughing at the irony that he now makes more than his old boss because he wanted to play a video game
I can't stop laughing at how many times he says "better videos" while the only effords in the videos are reading selected reddit posts, that are already sorted by popularity and grouped in neat subreddits. Then put the exact same stock video in every single video, a static logo that you can create within 2 Minutes in Photoshop and screenshots of the text.
@@looony I can't really agree with you. In my mind low effort is putting the storys through an automatic reader and posting it. He's voice acting, giving his own commentary etc. This needs a lot more effort than you are describing
@@looony Have you ever worked, or at least TRIED to imagine the work rSlash does? if the answer is no, then I suggest you try to. Try to make a video a day, voicing it, trying to find the stories that are going to attract people, comment them, then edit the video
The first story about the bra...first of all, why is it OP's fault that the girl's boyfriend can't keep his eyes from wandering? And how much do you want to bet that he might not even have been looking anyway? You have to be very insecure as a woman to not only try to dictate the way they dress, but then to tear them down to other women behind their backs. That girl is a pick me loser.
agreed! honestly, like who tf cares? teach yo man not to stare -and even then, like who cares? As long as he didn't try shit and wasn't a creep about it, it's not the braless girl's problem. jesus, prudes piss me off
@@Kiefsti That's kinda stereotypical. I'm in a relationship, me and my gf will talk about attractive people we see all the time. Wandering eyes don't mean we're gonna cheat
@@nzuria8135 Yes OFC "not all guys" editing this, because it looks sarcastic I think? My own comment clearly states "find yourself a better man", so....
The people who "claim " every parking spots on the street. I would check their license plates for expired tags, check if any have repo info, and then call the cops with their plate numbers to see if any of them have tickets or stolen ones.
We have a law over here where people aren't allowed to block driveways, guess who brought a crappy used car and enjoys scratching very nice looking range rovers when it happens 😂
@@Lucky-Nick123 why, the roommate stole someone's food without checking what it was. I'd personally go for the ghost pepper flakes but it's the same idea.
@@DarthAxolotl because they think that they know well the one who made it and that's the biggest mistake, always check. Still, this story was dark cause op overdid it with this
@@Lucky-Nick123 I still don't see how he overdid it. He isn't responsible for what his roommate gave his mother. He ordered horse because ge wanted to eat it
@@DarthAxolotl do you understand that this plan was too much, allow his roommate MOTHER eat meat from an animal that she deely love. It's too much, cause not only his plan traumatized this poor mother, now this mother will be disgusted her own son and god knows if she told this event to the whole family and i hope not
R Slash, the story regarding the horse meat is one that does happen sometimes with horrible roommates that have absolutely no respect for others. I had an old roommate that would often eat my meals, even after I started labeling them. I would come home around midnight, with classes at 7, to find that my food that I planned on eating was gone.
He became aware that it was in his best interest to never touch my food ever again after I said a few things to him. My other roommate said to the bad roommate, "and I'd say it was in self defense." I'm really happy to say the bad roommate never touched my food again. He reached out and wanted to make up though the pandemic put it on hold
I love the horse meat story, casualties of War when it comes to food thefts. I would love to hear how the roommate's relationship is with his mother now.
Horse are great for replacing cow. Low carbon and co2 foot print, always tender, taste nearly identical to cow and extremely low in fat. Good for you and good for the climate.
Just a quick story! When I was teaching English in China, my personal assistant/translator took me to a fine dining establishment and ordered for me. I got this kind of cold meat that was kinda sweet and she busted up laughing. Turned out I had been tricked into donkey meat under the name of "Cold Ass Meat" lol
Op: "hahaha, you just ate horse" Me: *takes another bite* Op: "uh, did you hear me, you're eating horse" Me: *grabs hand full and shoves it into mouth* Op: "that's horse" Me: "I know, thank you"
@@5AMUR-41 It all depends on whether you watched horse movies as a little girl, did a bit of Equestria, and more importantly, whether you had to rub down the horse and clean stables. Basically, it's like eating dog, I would be very hungry to consider it, but the indigenous people here just love to eat them at 1 year old age.
Unlikely they were that young, given that the mum working two jobs seems to have left them home alone (yes, I know that happens in some cases regardless), but I do see your point, lol.
--- Actually, it's the thief who ruined to relationship by simply being, well, a very lowsy thief who apparently had no idea what he was stealing to begin with. So like for example, if a thief steals some pills and gives them to someone else who ends dying because of the pills, then the thief here is the killer not to original owner on the pills. ---
About the bra story, in my opinion I think the option you offered as a revenge was the best rSlash. All in all, all of the stories were very very good and entertaining. Thanks for the chuckles and have a good day.
That or to just wear a non-padded bra. She just told OP to wear one, not what kind it had to be. Or if you want to take it a step further, combine both options for extra petty points :D
To be fair, every pro revenge story requires some level of pettiness to get things started, and petty revenge is supposed to just be small-scale pro revenge in a way.
Along with the first story, my old roommate broke up with her fiance and asked him to move out. He wouldn't (I already didn't like him myself). So I started going out into the garage and flipping the breaker to his room when he was in the middle of playing online. Or I'd reset the router. She eventually had to have the courts tell him to get out but it was kind of fun messing with him.
I was going to post about my own little revenge camping story until I heard that "Adult Sounds" response, and I have nothing on that. That is just beautiful!
First story is absolutely beautiful. It's like instant karma except instead of the universe doing it to the recipient, it's a real person doing it. The eighth story gives me flashbacks to the horsemeat scandal in the UK that happened about...10 years ago?
My Uncle just passed away 9am today...and my Aunt, his younger sister, passed away 27th of Novemver....so...this was a nice distraction. Thanks for posting
Can say the same too. Horse meat actually goes well with hamburgers. It is lean, but actually tasty. Horse meat seems to be more popular in European countries, like Italy and Germany.
And better for the environment. Low fatt too. Always tender, and in no way like old worn out cow. The only issue that I have had, was when I used it for lasagne. You know. The one with red wine, garlic and all that. Horse will taste awefull. But if you use minced horse in burgers. That stuff is great.
Ok, in all fairness…horse meat is actually pretty good. I was able to try some while visiting Iceland and it was probably one of the best pieces of red meat I have ever had.
"OP you traumatized that poor woman just to get back at her son!" Dude I just watch a show where an elk decimated two worlds over a girl, it's a dog easy dog world.
For the bra one, I would have put a bra on over my shirt. I have also absolutly walked around in just a binder at home because I was asked to "cover up" (not walking in thin teeshirts without a bra, have pants instead of shorts, in moe than a bra etc.) so my brother didn't fell awkward
I find it stupid, parents ask that. If the girl doesn't wear a bra and a male family member is awkward it's not the girls fault it's that male family member.
@@lilmisskristy5467 right? I just rolled with it since she's divorced and CPS is weird about that stuff, at least in Ohio. Not ashamed to admit that I have taken advantage of it just being me and my wife since moving but walking around naked
As a person who eats horse on occasion... No it does not taste like steak (;;;・_・) it's texture either tougher or softer depending on how it was raised... Never in between or it's not good... Hope that mother doesn't read this
The horse meat scenario would be nuclear revenge on me. I've worked with horses most of my life, and a lot of horses I've sold for therapy horses I bought for meat price at auction and retrained. I'd rather be fed human flesh than dog or horse meat.
Well at least now there are other reasons to be mad at Blizzard lol. There are alot of details coming out (still) but it started with the California Lawsuit.
adding onto 12:27 my favorite stories are when it's r/pettyrevenge, but it's definitely 100% nuclear revenge and the only petty thing about it is the reason behind the revenge. "she stole candy from my work desk, so i made her lose her job, husband, custody of her kids, and made sure she could never work a legitimate job in the same field ever again, resulting in her suicide."
That horse story is just like those stories of someone stealing food, and then blaming OP when it has an allergen, except no one was at risk of injury.
That one about the parking spot dispute…those neighbors were stupid on more than just one level. First, the entitlement. Second, evidence of their threat. Third…taking the tire valve caps…on just two tires? Yeah, I get that sucks and can cause issues, but what kind of wussy damage is that? What, did they intend to come back and finish the “job”? If you insist on doing that and don’t want to do something as obvious as slashing tires, then take the caps, punch the stoppers, and cap them back as quickly as possible. It presents as a slow leak and isn’t obvious unless a tire tech knows what to look for, lol. Oh, yeah, where was I? Those people were stupid muppets.
Alternate POV to story 1..... There's a couple latch key kids upstairs that aren't supervised while their single parent is at work. I spent 15 minutes a few nights a week giving them tips from my trade and now, in my old age, those kids visit me more than my children do in my nursing home.
I had a man in his sixties literally get in my face and scream at me for not thanking him for shopping at our store. It was crazy busy, I had a line 10 people deep, and I was rushing to get people out of the store because people were getting upset. So I stopped, bowed my head to him and over exaggerated thanking him for gracing our store. He was so embarrassed he didn't even tell my supervisor, he just left.
proving your 'enemies' wrong is the best motivation 😂 I have a street hog neighbor right now. Right across the street and my lot is long so plenty of parking space. If a gathering is expected, everyone in the house parks out front early in the morning so the guests can use our garage. Overall, it was mainly inconvenient and we would have let it slide.... but they decided to get on other peoples faces and harass a few guest about any unidentified car parked in front of their house. You can pay for 'private parking'. Basically the right to have the street in front of your house be designated for you to use as parking or those you allow. You are allowed to call a tow truck to take any undesired cars away at any time of the day. Such cases are noticeable because the curb is painted yellow, the space for the car is also outlined (corners) yellow on the ground, and a no parking sign with the municipal stamp is set up (all done by the municipality). It is illegal to do it yourself or block the space..... they painted the curb yellow, put up a cheap sign and placed cones. So far we haven't reported them, but we decided we would (and pay to have our full front be private parking) if they cause problems again. Lucky for them they settle a bit and it hasn't been necessary.
Man, you know that dude listening to Stan on repeat was really going thru it. Back in the day, at a certain part of the night, if my buddy was listening to Eminem or Staind, you knew he was wayyyy down in the dumps about a girl who left him years before that
The roommate always enjoys some Foolish Pleasure so the OP decides to gave him a meal that has a bit of Funny Cide to it. Now that's being a Smarty Jones. The meal is missing some Sea Biscuits though.
I have a similar camping story. My husband and had set up camp during day light. We chose a spot that specifically does not allow generators after hours and has a quiet time of 10pm-6am. This camp area was crowded. There were two other groups very close to us (I’d say they were about 10-15 feet away): a couple and the other group had adults and several children. No big deal. They weren't any noisier than we were - talking, setting up their site and general chatter. A third group pulled up around 8pm. They had to be over 100 feet from us on the other side of the ATV road. But they immediately started shouting, laughing - very drunk. Annoying, but not against the rules. Sadly this continued well past 10pm. They were farther from us than the two other groups and they were talking so loud I learned their names! By 11pm I'd had it. I called security and notified them of the offending group. I made sure to look and see who it was, so as not to accuse someone not involved. I waited and saw security pull up in an ATV then head off. They were quiet for about 5 minutes and the shouting/ shrill laughter started again. I walked over, asking them to keep it down and pointed out they were in the quiet area. One drunken woman told me to chill out... I pointed out ‘ Ya’ll are so loud I KNOW your names!’ I listed at least 5 names and a few in the group seemed surprised. The drunk girl was a lost cause and kept making snarky remarks as I left. I called Security again. I heard an ATV drive by a little bit later, but wasn’t sure if it was Security or not. I was trying to sleep. The group was quieter, but not entirely. i still hear that stupid laugh from one of the women in the group. A while later I heard male voices arguing ending with “…I don’t give a damn. Shut the Fuck up!’ And suddenly the group was quiet. Not sure if it was one of their own, or another camper - But we finally got to sleep. At dawn, my husband and I were up. We made SO MUCH NOISE leaving - slamming our car doors and talking loudly. The offending noise makers were clearly hung over - I hope I gave them a head ache.
Well do you remember in South Park where Cartman ended up tricking that kid and eating chili made out of his own parents? If I remember right he even walked over to the kid and licked the tears off of his face because they tasted "Oh so satisfying" in his words
