Reacting To 5 Min Crafts Worst Life Hacks 

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4:26 Lisa was ahead of her time. They tried to warn us.

2019: Lisa's uptight 2020: Lisa knows whats up

2019: Lisa's a little uptight.... 2020: Lisa needs a less porous material than a paper towel and enough to make masks for her coworkers, too. Honestly, they should all be way more responsible with their health and the safety of those around them ¯\_(._.)_/¯

Snails crawling on your dry skin is actually incredibly bad for the snails own skin.

4:27 5 minute craft : This is a hack from the future, you don't get it yet.

That face mask one is a bit to real now

4:45 People in 2019: Bro that’s just so useless! People in 2020: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

Ok so like ik this is a year old but like- I'm OFFENDED at how they disrespected the snail. Don't. Handle. Snails. With. Dry. Hands.

oof. watching the 'lisa's a little uptight' joke in 2020

Another channel? You must be the new 5-Minute Crafts..

The actual self defense when you “grab the bicep” is to pinch the skin on the inside of the bicep. It’s very thin skin and pretty painful

sometimes I forget not everyone likes snails so I saw their reaction to the big snail and I was a little confused for a second. i thought that snail was adorable and my reaction was very different than theirs

Hmmmm. Jarvis is becoming a content farm and making more channels?

Warning: Snails can carry meningitis. Do not rub random snail slime on your skin... I LOVE snails. They are so cute. I plan to get a pet one when I graduate from my LMT school. However, they are known to be carriers of meningitis. Bacterial meningitis is a serious health complication that can be deadly. That is all. Come back next time for 'random snail facts you didn't care to know about'! (Just to clarify, I'm not saying you can't hold snails, but that rubbing 'random' snail slime on your body can prove dangerous if it gets in, for instance, your nose or mouth.

Actually, I can see the toothpaste pods being useful for those who struggle with the tubes (like having arthritis, etc.) You'd have to ask someone for help to make them, though.

"She broke my heart!!" 5 min crafts:"shred hers with the box cutters."

12 minute activities? Is this really you?

He looks like a dad sitting between his daughter and her boyfriend.

The line "Ketchup is the only thing I've put on my spaghetti" sounds MAD out of context

The snail one is hilarious. I just imagine a person sitting in their house going "What am i gonna do with all these fucking snails? Theres snails on the walls, theres snails coming out of my drawers, and dont even get me started on the toilet! What am i gonna do with all these fucking snail?"

Who’s watching this in 2020 and saw the mask DIY and was so shocked lol

when they made the mask I was like “not a word about corona that’s interesting” but this was from months ago lmao

4:34 This girl clearly invented corona just to not look stupid with this 😂

4:50 Who would have guessed that this hack would be so relevant a year later

I water my Ramen so it can grow

Next thing you know he’s gonna have Jarvis & Johnson MEN or some crap like that

16:47 “EW WHAT THE F***?!” in her voice just made it that much more enjoyable. the face the voice the movement her hand position-

I can’t be the only one- When they were doing the whole self defense skits, it reminded them of the Sims

This channel is good and all, but where's the Jarvis Johnson Men channel so I know it's relatable for a man like myself?

Why didn’t you call this channel Jarvis Johnson MEN or 20 minute rants?

10:32 as someone who bakes alot if you really cant separate a yolk just buy a dam egg separator it's already a thing.

No one: Me: Oh dear golly, my skin is feeling very non-moisturized. If only I had lotion or a mollusk nearby or something. Snails in my garden: Allow us to introduce ourselves

Strawberries are really good competitors so planting in the ground might kill everything else around it.

04:45 2019: "Calm down they are just coughing" 2020: "listen it can just be a cough, but this is not the time to chance it"

The face mask bit aged like fine milky wine

5:18 god for shadowing much

4:44 it turns out Lesia wasn't uptight she was just preparing for the COVID-19

Time Traveller: What are you watching? Me: Jarvis Johnson Time Traveller: Oh, this is before he took over RU-vid and banned all content farming channels Me: *_W H A T_*

"Just break it and use the mug." I legit thought he meant break the mug for a hot minute! 😆

okay so as a skincare nerd let me tell you something. Snail mucus IS GOOD for your skin................... But, surprise it has be formulated to work or that mucus isn't going to help you in any way. A product I would recommend is the cosrx snail mucin essence. (also sorry for this extra comment as a skincare nerd I had to)

You copied Jarvis Johnson

Not to mention that bottle of “toothpaste bites” is bigger than a tube of toothpaste 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

19:00 cREamY white paste

I didn’t notice that this was Jarvis Johnson GOLD until he said the channel was new. Omg it cracked me up way too much.

I always carry toothpaste in my other hand during math class

Me: My skin is dry but I am out if lotion. Oh look! A snail! Come here! Snail: My time has come

17:52 they really had her piss her pants for a video? Tf

5:11 didn't age well huh

Wouldn’t mind seeing something about actually didn’t happen poorly animated fake stories.

Wait... does that mean we get more than 2 videos a month?!?!

The mask thing aged, uh, strangely

4:34 plot twist, that wasn’t a paper towel it was toilet paper and this was the cause of the the toilet paper shortage.

Btw, don't put snails on your skin, your salty sweat will hurt it. Giant African land snails are actually awesome pets, they're docile, they can live up to a decade, and they're super easy to care for. Just don't keep 2 together or you will have hundreds in a couple of months...

Plot twist: Coke is sponsoring 5-minute crafts to use their bottles in their videos.

18:55 the way Sean set off the fight or flight of everyone else in the room with that sentence

4:26 hits different in 2020

Jarvis with Johnson. Jarvis or Johnson. Jarvis ft. Johnson. Jarvis for Johnson. Jarvis in and of himself Johnson. 5 minute crafts: Great idea!

Bet you feel real embarrassed about laughing at Lisa for making a mask now, don't ya Jarvis?!

4:36 They were ahead of the times, one point for 5 minute crafts I guess

A wild snail has appeared! Sean: sean.exe has stopped working Alexis: *confused/disgusted screaming* Jarvis: *laughing maniacally*

My math teacher would fail me if I didn't bring my full size bottle of Crest to class.

*character makes mask* Jarvis says "Lisa's a little uptight" I miss 2019. Lol

"That kinda hurts." "Yay!"

That masks hits different in 2020.

Police officer: Do you have a weapon on you? Every lifehack channel: Of course, my glue gun that I always have on me

"No" is the perfect reply to "Ketchup is the only thing I've ever put on my spaghetti."

4:26 low and behold, just a good few months later, she would be the genius here

I'm a simple Italian man, I see Jarvis puts ketchup on his spaghetti, I unsubscribe

"Lisa's kinda up tight" plot twist, little did he know...

4:25, "Lisa's kinda uptight! Hahahaha" Not anymore!.. Not anymore...

Hey, fun fact, there's this little thing called PASTA SAUCE. It's pretty similar to marinara, apparently, but it's been cooked longer and holds its own taste better. Marinara, meanwhile, is often used with various seafoods and usually has fewer ingredients.

"There's ketchup on her sweater already, *mom's spaghetti*"

Alexis: oh no she’s gonna wear it like a purse Me: hahaha that’s dumb why would she... omg she’s really gonna wear it like a purse

The one with lipstick on the shirt was particularly funny because they made it out as if the woman was fixing the shirt. So she just snogged his shoulder then told him to take his shirt off then walked home and washed his shirt, leaving h to e guy shirtless in what appeared to be a parking lot.

I've used both vinegar and acetone for getting out stains, including blood. Those actually work well as stain removers.

Toothpaste tablets actually are a legit product! Lush sells them! They also make mouthwash tablets. You chew them and they foam up.

For Danny we are:Greg For Danny we are: little stinkers For Jarvis we are: nobody...

4:50 5 minute crafts predicted 2020

4:00 song: you say that im just wastung my time maybe they are right. you should listen to your peers

The hack at 4:26 is actually relevant now

3 + 0 = 30 -----> "3" + "0" = "30" There's a hack that made my life a whole lot easier.

4:28 Aged like a fine wine 🍷

Tysm for the captions!! Makes me truly feel premium

“Five minute hacks” *we’ve found another one of them, sir*

Lisa was ahead of her time.

13:00 we'll you're hands got locked you little bi-

That mask lady was way ahead of her time

4:39 ok two things right off the bat 1. That would really hurt the backs of your ears 2. The paper would rip very quickly 3. If none of the above two happens, that means the mask is loose and would fall off Just buy one from like cvs or something

How NOT to eat spaghetti: put ketchup on them. Cheers from Italy

Before Co-vid hit like a brick 😭 That makeshift mask is looking pretty clutch rn

4:47 Lisa was ahead of her time xD

I think that bladder one might count as soft pornography.

5-minute crafts are trying their best Edit: Nice

It's funny watching this now in mid-2020 😂😂😂😂. Lisa now laughing with her hazmat-suits on lol.

4:26 foreshadowing...

Jarvis: curses and doesn’t bleep. Anyone else: Curses and gets bleeped.

5-minute crafts out here with new twists on the phrase "life hack." Grow a plant! Life hack. Catch deadly meningitis from a snail! Life hack.

Ah, salted toothpaste balls. My personal favorite treat

14:47 i was expecting crafts not WAR CRIMES