SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 09

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CAST (By order of appearance)
Octopimp: Tiffany
@Octopimp
YamatoSFX: Kirito
@YamatoSFX
Megami33: Lizbeth
@Megami36
xbubblemunkyx: Asuna
@xbubblemunkyx
Takahata101: Heathcliff
@takahata101
Don Fluffles: Himself
Eagle8Burger: Sam
@eagle8burgerVA
Lanipator: Bob
@Lanipator
BuddyVA: Angry Mob
/ mrbuddyva
AntFish: Godfree
@AntfishTAS
Hayabusa449: Kuradeel
/ actormmurdock
Shadowring123Dubs: Johnny Black
@Sonicring123Dubs
redasatomato: ???
@tomatokind
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MUSIC USED
Opening Song: "This is War" by 30 Seconds to Mars
SAO soundtrack: "Feel Uneasy", "A Strategy Meeting", "A Close Battle"
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood soundtrack: "Nightfall in Central City", "Mortal Sin", "Interlude", "Beneath the City"
Your Lie in April soundtrack: "Shikai ga Akai!?", "For you ~Tsuki no Hikari ga Furisosogu Terrace~"
Blood Blockade Battlefront soundtrack: "The Theme of Blood Blockade Battlefront", "Footloose /Run for Cover /Footloose"
Brutal Legend soundtrack: "11 O'Clock is a Direction"
Busou Renkin soundtrack: "Kyodai na Teki"
HunterXHunter (2011) soundtrack: "The Emperor's Time", "Kyoushuu", "I Ain't Ojisan!", "Yuuhi ni Mukatte",
Harmony of Heroes: "Kumite"
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Комментарии : 22 тыс.

@AfternoonWolfSpice 2 года назад

I love how Asuna is a manipulative Yandere, and Kirito is a traumatized egomaniac, such a power couple lmao.

@_timtam4922 Год назад

@@doomslug2324 this. Just this. Yes

@researcherchameleon4602 Год назад

So much of a power couple, an AI was able to break out of the dev’s trash bin to become their surrogate daughter

@Grizabeebles Год назад

This version really gets that these are *gamers* trapped in an MMO. Obsessive behaviour is par for the course.

@lhensalexandre8155 Год назад

@@doomslug2324 lmao literaly means laugh my ass off what's french about that.

@ethan7664 Год назад

@@lhensalexandre8155 The french were the first to coin the term “lmao” and we quickly adopted it into our vocabulary. Thus making the term originally French

@minzohardy8328 5 лет назад

Asuna in episode 2 : "I'll make your life a living hell" Kirito in episode 9 : "This is my life now, I am in hell"

@bakkabae 5 лет назад

Minzo Hardy nice catch 👌

@forgiveme6017 5 лет назад

I read that just as he said it

@freedbagelsse2nd 5 лет назад

Minzo Hardy yup

@MyPisceanNature 5 лет назад

Hey, Asuna might be a psychopathic racist bitch, but she keeps her word.

@randomthingys8709 5 лет назад

*Foreshadowing*

@betelgoose9712 Год назад

“It doesn’t matter, she’s dead now” is a call back to when kirito was high on plants and said, “It doesn’t matter, they’re dead now”

@tyleroneill2136 7 месяцев назад

LOOOOL I've never caught that one 😂

@Marxonist 7 месяцев назад

Omg I’ve never caught this and I’ve watched this way too many times. Thank you

@kevmclarty 5 месяцев назад

I’ve never caught this one, this series is the series that keeps on giving

@arushamshafeeq9428 4 месяца назад

That's unfair because that was stoned Kirito

@RushWheeler 3 месяца назад

@@arushamshafeeq9428yes, but this is Jealous Asuna

@chambalam4630 2 года назад

Something Witty gave Kirito and Asuna the most toxic relationship and they still have more chemistry than in the original

@aprinnyonbreak1290 Год назад

To be fair, a relationship with a gamer girl waifu greentext taped over a body pillow is only compelling if used as a character study, not if played straight.

@blaze4111 Год назад

well, they're both arseholes, so they do make sense together.

@thehoodedteddy1335 Год назад

It, works… somehow

@Stahlhart385 Год назад

well... toxin is a chemical, soo...

@logeyperogi1805 Год назад

That’s because it is surprisingly not toxic They’re both sociopathic loners, and teenagers to boot, they don’t know how a relationship works, they’re just fumbling around like buffoons but somehow making it work

@BlueShellshock 7 лет назад

Normal Asuna: "Ki-Kirito..." Abridged Asuna: "Why are your pants still on? We doing this, or what?"

@whomst9949 7 лет назад

Teothehun there needs to be more comments like this

@scorchgid 6 лет назад

This is how it should have happened in the show

@monicashowers214 6 лет назад

+Gideon Sassoon yes this is what should have happened

@alfonsotorres6432 6 лет назад

Normal Kirito: Wait no I didn’t mean it like that! Abridged Kirito: “SUCK IT ROSALIA”!!!!!

@coolcool5181 5 лет назад

It happened in the original web series. Look up chapter 16.5, and you'll appreciate the meaning of the phrase "glop glop."

@GummeeHater01 3 года назад

"That's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman" "Suck it Rosalia" The throwbacks are so perfectly done in this series

@cabbage-soup 2 года назад

kirito's ability to hold grudges is absolutely astounding

@artemisfalcone3988 2 года назад

Oh damn. I always thought he was imagining Asuna as Rosalia during sex

@robpettigrew3308 2 года назад

Oh shit I just got that!!!

@bigpoggers6507 2 года назад

@@cabbage-soup I mean, if you call out something a person's been uncomfortable about their whole life, they're gonna have a grudge.

@cringeworthy4755 2 года назад

Yeah it’s like watching the Kung Fu Panda sequels. Magnifique 👌

@Spar10Leonidas 8 месяцев назад

*Asuna:* [Arrives out of breath, calmly talking to Kirito] *Lizbeth:* [Screams, window shatters] "I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, I SWEAR!!" *Tiffany:* "WAIT FOR ME!! I KNOW A SHORTCUT!!" [Another window shatters] I can't get over the fact that Tiffany apparently decided to jump through a perfectly intact window just to escape Asuna's cringeworthy racism instead of simply going out the same one that Lizbeth already jumped through.

@Quintonias 4 месяца назад

I'm more interested in this shortcut. Was this a planned contingency with an agreed upon meeting spot?

@raddaradda8682 3 месяца назад

I feel like the first crash was meant to be the box of stuff Lizbeth was holding, but the idea that they each jumped out of their own window is hilarious lol

@The_Real_Kazuha 28 дней назад

The first thing isn’t a window its a box

@The_Real_Kazuha 28 дней назад

Turn on subtitles

@program4215 2 года назад

I absolutely love how Asuna just transitions seamlessly from gleefully executing a surrendered opponent to crying over Kirito.

@nicholaswhaling7233 2 года назад

Well, when someone threatens someone you care for very much, especially if they can't fight back, you're probably going to feel intense anger and fear. You are NOT going to let them get away with that shit, and when that's over, you're probably coming down from fears and emotions that facing your own death just can't match. I can't exactly blame her.

@dragonkrieg4444 8 месяцев назад

committing war crimes is a weekly occurrence anyway

@DPS_GMs 8 месяцев назад

@@dragonkrieg4444I’m still surprised she wasn’t the cause of the race war.

@VashIsBetter215 6 месяцев назад

"he made her like that" kinda cute (kills the guy about to kill Kirito then balls her eyes out) lmao

@shanacayde7184 6 месяцев назад

stiiiiiiiiiiiiill think there's a huge arson problem in the game.......

@WolfvineGaming 8 лет назад

"This is the deepest you'll ever get in a woman." - Rosalia SAO Abridged Episode 4

@BadReferenceMan 8 лет назад

*deepest*

@WolfvineGaming 8 лет назад

Bad Reference Man Ya

@dazzlingcabbage 8 лет назад

I feel soo stupid for not catching that

@WolfvineGaming 8 лет назад

Same I just realized it

@segoitv9773 8 лет назад

Inb4 condom jokes in the next episode

@RimuruTempestAnimeChannel 3 года назад

Asuna's Secret Plot... Get Married Share Inventory Get back half the Coat from Ep 2 And make Kirito's Life a Living Hell as Interest!

@ReaIHuman 3 года назад

You read my mind.

@silverblade357 3 года назад

Asuna: "Oh... this bullshit dropped at his level back then. Goddammit."

@xCCflierx 3 года назад

but there is still a single flaw in this "plot." Even if she were to share inventories... how would she get the Coat, if she can't open the menu?

@CelestialShock 3 года назад

xCCflierx but didnt she look at her friends list

@etheriousnatsudragneel5835 3 года назад

@@xCCflierx she can open it now

@theeyeofra805 2 года назад

Godfree is onscreen for only 4 minutes, and yet he's so colorful, hilarious, and instantly memorable. It's really sad when he dies right away.

@asundev3326 Год назад

He never got to play the heaven that is ALfheim

@lukefox718 Год назад

My man got more character in 4 minutes than the whole ass og cast got in 5 seasons

@KatFoxxe Год назад

@@asundev3326 He would have loved the race war.

@jureigeeksoutoccasionally Год назад

and also he has a killer voice. a voice befitting of a BARRIER

@user-yo2du5kp3y 5 месяцев назад

Sucks that he didn't have a chance to play Elden Ring

@Thoralmir Год назад

14:39 I just realized that Asuna just used one of Kirito's PSTD trigger phrases, which may have prompted the kiss. "Well it's *YOUR FAULT* I'm like this!"

@zzzxxx7294 Год назад

Ikr. Genius

@helloisdude3763 11 месяцев назад

Not only that but I think he realizes this to I mean he does say “you bitch”

@meapyboy12345 10 месяцев назад

Oh my god your right.

@LolaTheMii 10 месяцев назад

The "You bitch" could also be referring to how Kuradeel was saying "why people take 'bitch' negatively?" (13:46) while proceeding to list out positive traits for it. But that's probably farfetched?

@raeryuko 10 месяцев назад

why is this so well written, is it jusy our headcanons?

@user-wn1zs5nr5b 7 лет назад

"YAAAAAS SUCK IT ROSALIA!!!" "I love you too kiri--WAIT WHO TF IS ROSALIA!?!?"

@aaronlogan4385 7 лет назад

Best part EVER

@arcpopalot5884 7 лет назад

Its the deepest you'll ever be in a woman. WELP SUCK I ROSALIA!

@user-wn1zs5nr5b 7 лет назад

***** ikr? Rosalia: "Well enjoy this while you can, because that's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman." Kirito: "well dead now.. So---SHIT!" kirito lost the opportunity to enjoy being deep in rosalia. xD

@user-wn1zs5nr5b 7 лет назад

***** same. 😂

@gamingwolf6804 7 лет назад

Setoshi Like every man in the world..

@moonlight.z6543 4 года назад

Kirito met Godfree, a roleplayer. He hated it. If only he knew his own sister is a roleplayer on a _children's game,_ and he's gonna spend a half season with her...

@OperationOmegaOne 4 года назад

Huh. That makes me wonder if Kiritio will mention Godfree, even offhandedly, in the new season...

@bjm_77 4 года назад

Wouldst thou shutteth THE FUCK UP!

@ashleightompkins3200 4 года назад

And let's not forget, the second he cotton's on to who she is, he's gonna give. Her. Hell!

@moonlight.z6543 4 года назад

Oooooooh ain't I waiting for revenge on that note Loving Suguha and all, but honestly, I feel offended when I see the crown prince of douchebags is being beaten up by the queen of douchebags. Can't have that for our prince now XD

@moonlight.z6543 4 года назад

@@bjm_77 I never thought that I'd laugh when some guy is being murdered in an anime. Honestly, at that line, I lol'd so loud, I woke my aunt up.

@cow__9790 2 года назад

Asuna: "Why are your pants on we doing this or what?" Kirito: "uahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" gotta be the best lines of the episode

@skell6134 Год назад

Hey,not every day you get to have s** so suddenly even tho you did just have your first kiss just today too

@bdog3584 Год назад

And the caption says “Kirito squealing like a velociraptor”

@DestinyHawk 9 месяцев назад

@@bdog3584that doesn't sound like a velociraptor, RU-vid is bugging 💀

@trinis8726 9 месяцев назад

@@DestinyHawkbro the creators made the subtitles 😭🖐

@DestinyHawk 9 месяцев назад

@@trinis8726 I was joking

@AEP2024 2 года назад

I like how they kept it consistent about Kirito saying food tasted worst after he ate that rabbit when Kirito said "it's like ash in my mouth, but d*mn was that filling".

@lukefox718 Год назад

Kinda terrifying too. The ability to program experiences and their objective quality, and the scenario of experiencing the greatesting thing one could ever experience and render anything else nothing but disappointing. Kinda reminds me of that SCP scientist who drank "the greatest drink in existence" from the sentient keyboard coffee machine and later killed himself because living was too dull for him.

@YoungSmith1 Год назад

And immediately afterwards kirito became “MAH MAN”… the hero of legend…ary pussy crushing 😎

@edbo10 5 месяцев назад

@@lukefox718 the way the thing works makes it sound like you could max out your speech skill and have a silver tongue that could convince fort knox's guards to let you in but when you think about it, if you keep doing something in real life you keep getting better and better at it. same deal with SAO, except there seems to now be a quantifiable metric

@Craggleman 4 месяца назад

And when he eats at the pub in alfhiem

@AEP2024 4 месяца назад

@@Craggleman oh yeah, forgot about that

@Andy-rp9bp 8 лет назад

"Why're your pants still on? We doin' this or what?" I FREAKIN' LOST IT.

@log_ic4164 8 лет назад

.......Eahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@iamkyaotic 8 лет назад

I wonder what his face looks like in the next episode x)

@Jkjoannaki 8 лет назад

his face xD

@ZephyrusMapping 8 лет назад

+Peter Daniels tbh I saw it coming

@grim_al_kin 8 лет назад

+Peter Daniels YUS!.. THAT is how the real ep. SHOULD have ended.. XD

@Avatarbee 3 года назад

I love that Tiffany his crappy store is famous enough to be mentioned in a assassination add.

@kirigayakazuto797 3 года назад

Free PR i guess?

@charlescourtwright2229 3 года назад

you mean infamous

@thatpunygirl___149yes8 3 года назад

I honestly like Tiffany way more in this series. 10x better

@kingnamor7777 3 года назад

Don't mean "ads"

@footballvideos5183 3 года назад

an* you have been corrected ‘thrice’

@shuhratkessikbayev8886 Год назад

"You couldn't pick a better setting for today's match between-" "TWO OF THE GREATEST COMPETITORS TO EVER GRACE THE ELEGANT ART OF STABBING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!" Will always make me laugh because of the delivery

@dawnfire82 11 месяцев назад

I like how he sounds like Mr. Torgue Flexington.

@thatguybrody4819 5 месяцев назад

he's wiz and i'm boomsti- _Don't say that we are not Deathbattle they'll sue the hell out of us_

@likeapro4242 Месяц назад

Timestamp: 3:48

@xxJing 2 года назад

I love how SAO Abridged gives everyone so much character. The original was unfortunately too focused on making Kirito look like a badass.

@KopperNeoman Год назад

And they did it without making Kirito less badass.

@orctrihar 4 месяца назад

@@KopperNeoman I say he more a good character that have a badassery I rely on now

@chillpill1649 4 года назад

Asuna: “I don’t want your stinking blood on my hands.” Kurideal: ...really? Asuna: nooOOoo.

@eragonawesome 4 года назад

Definitely in my top 5 favorite moments from this series

@Somerandomdude____ 4 года назад

@@eragonawesome nah 15:15 he gets punched in the middle of sex

@alexpaul4144 4 года назад

Best line this Ep

@user-xg8rl8zs9h 3 года назад

Wha- *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH-*

@void4067 3 года назад

@@Somerandomdude____ slapped, you can tell by the mark

@LordLongHands 3 года назад

“Have you considered.... murder?”

@mcdonaldssprite8359 3 года назад

Yes NEXT QUESTION

@cumgoblin8048 3 года назад

I once heard from a wise woman... Murder is always an option!

@kineretgilboa2391 3 года назад

@@cumgoblin8048 kyoshi?

@nitsanraviddaos4797 3 года назад

Murder is not the answer! it's the question ! and the Answer is YES!

@kylianlol13 3 года назад

Perhaps

@jesstradiol Год назад

"have you considered....murder?" one of the all time great lines

@naamloos1031 2 года назад

13:18 “dont hit me mommy you know it makes me hard” made me tear out in laughter

@theweirdochannel8735 Год назад

Lol

@lukefox718 Год назад

One line. One half-assed line of dialogue gives this one secondary antagonist in a parody youtube series more backstory and nuance than most main villains get nowadays. Whole tragic backstory and everything in a few simple words. Doesn't justify his actions in the slightest, but having an abusive mother and somehow getting off to it would help explain them. Shame he got killed off, but on the other hand asuna actually killing him is great too.

@Rb889 10 месяцев назад

@@lukefox718 Yuuuup, exactly right. It's funny how everyone can read that, and suddenly understand Kuradeel. You go from "WTF is with this psycho?!" To "Ohhhh, I gotcha. You still gotta die like a punk-ass bitch, but I'm probably not going to piss on you afterwards, now."

@troybaxter 9 месяцев назад

I didn't even realize he said that until I read this comment. I had to verify with captions, and that is indeed hilarious.

@BryanAbrams-ei2pu Месяц назад

Wow I had to turn on subtitles to get that but holy shit. I've watched every one of these soooooo many times each and I've caught sooo many things that I've missed the 1st couple time. Then once I think I've caught ever lil hidden tibit I end up deciding to check out the comment section and realize there's 1 or 2 things I never noticed in dang near each episode. Hence why this abridged series is such a masterpiece

@Papersowrd 4 года назад

“Oh yeah well my wife punches me during sex” Kirito 2k19

@VVheeli 4 года назад

God that caught me off guard. Then I remember the SUCK IT ROSALIA. And now I understand.

@juannavejas6510 4 года назад

I was wondering if someone would post this comment here

@veid8 4 года назад

69 like lol

@videogamemaster2869 4 года назад

AusHD Fluffles is the best character

@weik-2936 4 года назад

Don't you mean xvx_K1r1t0_xvx_KillMe?

@landobackhando7349 4 года назад

“It doesn’t matter, she’s dead now.” -Asuna, 2016

@NocturnalPyro 4 года назад

That dumb bitch Sally.

@OmniscientWarrior 4 года назад

@@NocturnalPyro Sachi is best girl. Asuna is just a fall back.

@NocturnalPyro 4 года назад

OmniscientWarrior that dumb bitch Sally

@shinobidaniel_12 4 года назад

@@NocturnalPyro why do I want my oc to follow this version so he can say this in fatal bullet "Why did i have to break linear time and get almost everyone to nearly do me in my room inorder to save 3 girls I've seen mostly naked. All just for a sword that isn't a damn glowstick. A valuable use of my talents because kirito was the hero here, because I was dealing with a male stalker who looks like a boyband member .

@NocturnalPyro 4 года назад

@@shinobidaniel_12 idk man why?

@Kim-mu2zs 2 года назад

8:52 is my fav quote. “What he lacks in youthful good looks, he more than make it up for with decades of experience!” “I’m 26!”

@MichealFelk 2 месяца назад

Dude was trying to compliment him and instead of going with it, he just insulted himself, no wonder he couldn’t join Laughing Coffin

@fitzwilliams4215 2 года назад

Gotta respect kirito , mans been poisoned and impaled and still find time to mock his enemy 😭😭

@logeyperogi1805 Год назад

“Hey, if I gotta die anyway, the least I can do is make sure you don’t get to enjoy it”

@cjkalandek996 4 года назад

HEATHCLIFF: "I'm sorry. Can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?" ASUNA: "Knowing him, it might even be both."

@elliottmoody1983 3 года назад

I want them to get to season 3 and have Don Fluffles in there as well.

@thatoneperson4025 3 года назад

@@elliottmoody1983 They would probably make it so fluffles is death gun or something and the entire time he was just a human with a furry persona

@hu3bman 3 года назад

@@thatoneperson4025 underrated comment... U should pm SWE about this XD

@OliverTCrowe 3 года назад

@@thatoneperson4025 Death Fluffles needs to happen.

@MadTurnip 3 года назад

Fluffles took the player name "Kirito" xD

@flamey9180 3 года назад

"Wait for me, I know a shortcut!" *Glass shattering*

@notme69 3 года назад

@@heisenburger8163 watch your language, young lad!! Young people today are so Filet Mignon

@heeruv 3 года назад

@@notme69 ah je voi un ôtre français !

@notme69 3 года назад

@@heeruv Hahaha How very entrée ala carte ratatouille of you

@kaelkirkby9191 3 года назад

@@heisenburger8163 oui

@firstnamelastname-rf8lt 3 года назад

@@kaelkirkby9191 snorts in spy

@NoraWarrior Год назад

“Give him hell, honey!” Now there’s a supportive relationship in action!

@mooredaxon 9 месяцев назад

Im just realized... At the start of SAO the dev made everyone look like their actual looks IRL. Fluffles is a cat. A fucking cat. A fucking cat that has survived an MMO that hundreds of thousands have already died from. A fucking cat that managed to get nerve gear on, log in, and its owners haven't even considered taking the nerve gear off and putting it out of its misery... Forget Kirito i want to hear about Mr. Fluffle's story

@RyanWAFFELYoung Месяц назад

That's Don Fluffles to you!

@ethanhunter1567 3 года назад

"S...sachi" "It doesn't matter now, she's dead now, I promise." I'm dying

@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 2 года назад

Sachi was dying too!

@roythomas5542 2 года назад

@@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 bruhhhhh

@girlmadesunshine 2 года назад

Is it bad I actually got frustrated when she said that-

@Tasty_Tango45 2 года назад

@@girlmadesunshine no thats the point is that asuna is obessive

@christianmarin7236 2 года назад

We must save my family

@bluesuspension5247 5 лет назад

Kirito: You ever notice this game has a real arson problem? Also Kirito: If you don't service me right now, I will burn down this shop in approximately 30 seconds!

@thomasallen9974 5 лет назад

And days later it still burned down for unknown reasons.... yup totally unknown.

@theanchorshat585 4 года назад

@@thomasallen9974 Well, in fairness; It was Asuna that set it on fire.

@gpflopi7240 4 года назад

@@theanchorshat585 r/wooosh

@theanchorshat585 4 года назад

@@gpflopi7240 That doesn't classify as a wooosh.

@lockeakatsuki1904 4 года назад

@@theanchorshat585 you could always just woooosh them. Also, r/itswooooshwithfouros

@bardawandrata1823 2 года назад

"Huh, that thing went in pretty deep. I think I can still see a scar" After 6 years, I finally understand what Kirito meant by this... He's talking about Kuradeel's head being stabbed by his sword in the duel..

@starlosa 2 года назад

I felt bad for Godfree they actually got me to really like him in a few minutes

@thomasfrazer8934 10 месяцев назад

I remember it hitting even harder in the actual anime. He spends the whole time begging for his life absolutely helpless to stop Kuradeel from slowly murdering him.

@naten1570 5 месяцев назад

@@thomasfrazer8934 the difference being he wasn’t a character in the origional anime. He’s a featureless mob who dies to show that there are stakes. I forgot he existed twenty seconds after he died. This was an actual character death, and I actually cared about this one.

@kaeldrarhiannon 7 лет назад

You know, I just realized that Heathcliff makes the same stupid jokes that no one gets and then goofily laughs at it while everyone else stares in silence....which Kayaba did in abridged episode 1. In almost the exact same manner. Well played, SWE. Well played.

@aguy7371 7 лет назад

Aynessa Valerion I didn't realize that. Could they have some sort of connection? I guess I'll never know...

@PastaMachine2077 7 лет назад

If you watched SAO you *will* see the connection.

@kaeldrarhiannon 7 лет назад

Rusty Potato I think you missed the sarcasm, dude.

@aguy7371 7 лет назад

Aynessa Valerion yah. I have seen the show though (sadly).

@PastaMachine2077 7 лет назад

***** I do that a lot

@aguywithalotofopinions412 7 лет назад

I love how Kirito was actually traumatized about what happened to Sachi unlike in the anime where he forgets she even existed after episode 3.

@hde1163 6 лет назад

Except when they replay that death scene every single time something dramatic happens

@DeputyDiddle 6 лет назад

HellDashElite well you dont expect them to draw completley new stuff do you. I mean this is a parody its very limited.

@DoesNotComphoot 6 лет назад

+Lucky Doggo He meant the original show. They completely sandbagged any potential of having Sachi carry any emotional wait outside of an occasional gut punch of "Oh, right, this happened" flashbacks.

@kanda1092 6 лет назад

in all fairness, episode 8 -14 (baring the episodes with yui) is volume 1 while 1 through 7 is volume 2. so in other words, sachi didn't even come into existence after sao ended while the anime simply followed the series chronologically which is why in episodes 8-14, sachi's death doesn't appear to have an effect on kirito because he was written with out said effect.

@raffi4893 6 лет назад

Yeah haha

@GamingwolfZJ 2 года назад

*If Kirito continued the joke:* Lizbeth: “They’re all too busy being in awe over the fact that you can hold TWO swords at the same time!” Tiffany: “HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE! As it was foretold by the scrolls.” Kirito: “FoR YOu seE…”

@brandoncastellano1858 6 месяцев назад

Long ago

@Dracinard Год назад

Kirito: Hey, if I gotta die anyway, the least I can do is make sure that YOU don't get to enjoy it. I love that line. How do you show that a pain in the ass narcissist has accepted his fate, and show his bravery? Wrap it in a joke, and it feels all the more real. Little touches, man.

@suneriosu 4 года назад

Asuna: “she’s dead now, feel better.”

@e-z-o-e 4 года назад

ok haruna

@justasentientmclarenp1879 3 года назад

『永 Izayoi_1p1 永』 I don’t get it

@justasentientmclarenp1879 3 года назад

『永 Izayoi_1p1 永』 plz explain

@globalpat8201 3 года назад

Asuna is a yandere

@globalpat8201 3 года назад

She is a dangerous woman

@TwilightWolf032 7 лет назад

And the abridged parody takes the Asuna saving Kirito scene closer to the source material than the anime adaptation: Asuna kills the bastard!

@WormyMaster 7 лет назад

... Another reason why Abridged is better than the original -.-

@TwilightWolf032 7 лет назад

WormyMasterTV Well, this is still SAO. They could have done a RU-vid POOP instead and it would still have less plot holes...

@TheSchaef47 7 лет назад

TwilightWolf032 what are you talking about? People could totally survive in VR with no starvation, dehydration or muscular atrophy indefinitely.

@rinkukitakato2833 7 лет назад

Well, it actually depends on which novel... (LN or WN)

@TwilightWolf032 7 лет назад

As far as I know, it was the web novel that had the balls to have Asuna kill the guy. The light novel had that scene altered due to executive meddling, or so I heard.

@runtergerutscht4401 2 года назад

It's nice to see that Alucard settled down as a gamer after the whole schrödinger's cat fiesta

@AFlyingSwive Год назад

player name "Michael McDoesntexist"

@thungoda3082 10 месяцев назад

I gotta mention that Godfrey is Barret from FF7 abridged, as well.

@Ardorstorm 3 месяца назад

"RETURN OF THE 'WHY' BONER... WITH A VENGEANCE!"

@samanthameyerkorth1205 2 года назад

"Who the FUCK is Rosalia?!" Oh you know just a woman I murdered.. I love this show

@SteeleRam 5 лет назад

"Speaking of stalkers I'll be right back." "Give em hell honey." Their relationship is easily dynamic.

@satsuna_huong 4 года назад

yeeeeeaaaaa

@AceAudor 4 года назад

Relationship goals

@yuishishido8780 4 года назад

Turn on Captions, it gets better.

@simonnachreiner8380 4 года назад

“Don’t hit me mommy you know it makes me hard,”-Kuradeal What the actual fuck

@Balintiguess 4 года назад

@@yuishishido8780 what captions?

@computernerd1101 8 лет назад

Asuna: WHO THE F~~~ IS ROSALIA?!!? Kirito: Asuna, I can explain! Rosalia was a psychopath who crossed paths with me. I stabbed her with my sword. Platonically! And lethally. With her dying breath, she bet me that I would never get any deeper into a woman than that. So, to summarize, a dead person now owes me money. Asuna: Oh. That's a relief. Sorry for overacting. Kirito: Seriously? You're not going to remind me how cold I am by collecting debts from the deceased? Asuna: Kirito, you're only the second coldest person in Aincrad, and your nonlethal sword in currently inside the first.

@hde1163 8 лет назад

I would throw money at SWE if they did this.

@harrytimberlake1787 8 лет назад

I have $50 in my pocket at the ready

@wianbason2984 8 лет назад

this should top comment

@kraevorn7483 8 лет назад

Hahahaha! And your nonlethal sword is currently inside the first. Hahahaha.

@MizantropMan 8 лет назад

Stands up. Claps furiously.

@themysticarcher3313 Год назад

13:18 "Don't hit me mommy, you know it makes me hard..." I didn't think I could hate him anymore than I did in the original series, but here we are

@Pundae Год назад

"Why are your pants still on?" "Squeals like a velociraptor"

@fedoramaster6035 3 года назад

“I saw you go off that cliff. No one could’ve survived that fall!” “*Meows*” “You bastard. I would’ve never thought of that.” Because cats always land on their feet

@worldwritere-cat6603 3 года назад

I see you also speak cat.

@thecommenter4372 3 года назад

Because cats always have nine lives

@louiscypher4186 3 года назад

He did a back flip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day.

@rymdalkis 3 года назад

@@louiscypher4186 "Hey, I understood that reference!"

@MidKnight_Sky 3 года назад

@@louiscypher4186 wow wow wow

@ryanjones_rheios 4 года назад

I love how they explain the others not ever really being around Asuna in this by having her be equal parts terrifying and racist.

@thomasraines1396 4 года назад

It’s better then in the original where they just of disappear and then pop back in whenever it’s convenient.

@lolimsooedgy7809 3 года назад

what part??

@ryanjones_rheios 3 года назад

@@lolimsooedgy7809 When they exited through a window just to avoid her.

@lolimsooedgy7809 3 года назад

@@ryanjones_rheios i didnt notice it in the orig wtf they were suddenly gone

@ryanjones_rheios 3 года назад

@@lolimsooedgy7809 It happens a lot to them. Tmu, its because a lot of those characters came about in side stories that were added on after the main lightnovel arcs and the show roped them together. That's the heresay at least, I've never read the books.

@riolulover9784 2 года назад

14:29 "Maybe I wanna almost die once in awhile, huh! Make YOU cry!" ..God, these guys just keep finding ways to foreshadow what happens in the future of the dub, how are they so smart?!

@LSHEVV 2 года назад

Are we all just going to ignore Kuradel going "Don't hit me Mommy you know it makes me hard" After Asuna knocked him away from Kirito?

@aethix1986 3 года назад

"Why'd I agree to put a friggin' cat on the council?" Because that cat is one of the few competent players in the game.

@professionalcommentstealer5271 2 года назад

The cat somehow managed to start a mob

@armaangill5884 Год назад

Is name is don fluffles

@captfuzzy1618 Год назад

cat's are great at breaking things.

@james1253 Год назад

hes also a mob boss!

@cosmicking-whatifs5307 Год назад

@@james1253 and helped kill the first boss,can hire laughing coffin at any moment,hella rich,and is a pro gamer this is a joke

@gabrielaubry1334 5 лет назад

Asuna: "Why are your pants still on? We doing this, or what?" Kirito: ...*squeeling like a velociraptor*

@j-herogamer4305 4 года назад

No more like screaming goat

@ssgssjaiden7404 4 года назад

@@beigehues lmao

@Redstar2613 4 года назад

Have you heard a lot of velociraptor's squeal?

@Dracowinges 4 года назад

Finally they did it, it only took a parody to stop blueballing every single time they get close to it.

@michaelmorse4444 4 года назад

@@Redstar2613 I have. A lot of my clients are female argonians. They call me the 6ft Turkey.

@jw-py9nw 7 месяцев назад

Tiffany and Lizbeth being on the same wavelength with Asuna is my new favorite thing.

@TheDangerNoodle Год назад

“I look like a tool!” “Well, at least now you’re dressed for the part” Damn, fitting callback to last episode. “Wait, so you were just…using me?” “Well, its not like I keep you around for your brains” “Wh- haa- i- wha-“ “Shh, calm down sweet cheeks. I’ll buy you something pretty when we get home.” “Hey- dont walk away from me! THERES A PERSON ATTACHED TO THIS SWORD YOU KNOW! *I WILL NOT BE OBJECTIFIED!”*

@toad6284 7 лет назад

"Shh.. shhh.. doesn't matter shes dead now." wow just wow

@darthutah6649 6 лет назад

here's what I would do: Asuna: shh she's dead now so cheer up me: please don't try to cheer me up with my dead gf

@Bluemilk92 6 лет назад

I know, right? She's one cruel bitch... They were made for each other

@maleo9473 6 лет назад

Never heard of motivation?

@warudo3841 6 лет назад

seeing yandere tendencies in our dear beloved Asuna...

@llody7777 6 лет назад

Aeternam she did burn her friend's place to the ground.

@mk786_ 3 года назад

“Kirito squeals like a velociraptor” is quite possibly one of the best subtitles I’ve ever read.

@sanzoel618 3 года назад

I've watched this series at least a dozen times but never with subtitles ... "I've missed so much this past year" 😂🤣

@ballsdeep6912 2 года назад

The subtitles add a nice charm to them like how Kirito and Asuna’s left and right brain are labeled as such

@garretnichols736 2 года назад

it make it so much better

@illuminnate 2 года назад

Omg thank you for finding this out

@honeybea9164 2 года назад

and kuradeel's "don't hit me mommy, you KNOW it makes me hard!!"

@trackernivrig Год назад

I just realized that the cat must be an actual cat because all of the avatars were removed to show the real players in Ep. 1

@sirsawtooth4044 2 года назад

Its been YEARS and I just realized the GENIUS that was the poor guys final line at 10:55. This is part of why the Abridged is just better in everyway.

@shana7926 5 лет назад

I love this version because theres actual CONTINUITY. Like jesus guy from episode one begins laughing coffin and the cat KEEPS SHOWING UP. ITS GREAT

@deanrule70yahoorules 5 лет назад

Where in episode 1 is jesus guy? I can't find him

@vertsang5424 5 лет назад

@@deanrule70yahoorules after the boss fight of ep1 there is a guy seeing evil jesus

@Biggles266 5 лет назад

@@deanrule70yahoorules If's Jeff, from end of the Floor 1 Boss Fight and Fluffles appears for the first time too.

@MonadRimsire 5 лет назад

Like the deal with Sachi, it was just a one-off episode in the orig that's never brought up again. But here it's not only recurring trauma, but was actually memorable when it happened lol. Also for the other replies, the Jesus guy was at the end of ep 2 not 1.

@sm901ftw 4 года назад

Enough brick jokes to build a house.

@CloroxBleach-qj3vd 6 лет назад

Asuna:"I sure as hell wont die on you like that dub bitch sally." Kirito:"S-Sachi.." Asuna:"Shhh.. it doesn't matter she's dead now........." Me:Asuna is so sensitive...XD

@CloroxBleach-qj3vd 6 лет назад

I meant Dumb...

@lagg1e 6 лет назад

It's a giant alpha bitch move. Asuna asserts dominance in an unhealthy intensity. "I understand your past and I will destroy the memory of every female in your life, Kirito"

@darthutah6649 6 лет назад

Reminds me of that scene where Kirito says "so why did he make sweet love to the business end of a broad sword?" and Asuna calls him out for it

@Daniel-jz9td Год назад

This abridged series has better development, pacing and throwback references than the actual show, I love it. AND also better foreshadowing 2:12 damn this is a masterpiece.

@RedtailArt Год назад

You know, it's episodes like this that make me genuinely forget that this is a parody, it feels like it's own thing

@druggeddragon420 8 лет назад

Asuna: "i wont die like that dumb bitch sally" Kirito: "sachi" Asuna: "sshh shh, she's dead now. So Cheer up."

@russlol8440 8 лет назад

LOL

@EmeraldGlow981 8 лет назад

+Daniel Ramirez Asuna has no chill

@laenaeverwood7453 8 лет назад

Hah!

@animeotaku22 8 лет назад

+1Cartoonking that was hilarious because it was fucked up honestly humans are so mean and a lot of the funniest jokes are the ones that are the most fucked up like this one "hey man, what's up. not the twin towers."

@animeotaku22 8 лет назад

I know the same with me I laugh but I feel like a terrible person for it it's just something about those horrible jokes that makes you laugh

@Draevan13 7 лет назад

For fuck's sake, I thought for the longest time that Kirito was fantasizing about Rosalia when he's having sex with Asuna, but he was referencing her saying that he'd never have sex with a woman back in episode 4... Goddamnit it took me way too long to get that!

@unnamedentity4845 6 лет назад

"Enjoy this while you can because it's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman. " "SUCK IT ROSALIA"

@ryanblack8392 6 лет назад

Draevan13 no it was this is the deepest you'll ever be in a woman

@rebekanickell8451 6 лет назад

Draevan13 omg me too, thanks for opening my eyes

@zacgalfinakis9195 6 лет назад

Ooooooooh, that makes a lot of sense

@Bulkyapple 6 лет назад

Draevan13 I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to miss that!!!!

@dougknowles1743 Год назад

*SPOILERS* Given that Kirito pegs Kayabo at the end because he's always making movie references like in episode 1, I'm surprised he didn't catch on at the "Make. My. Day." at the start of the duel

@the_tactician9858 5 месяцев назад

Well, we didn't catch on until Tron was mentioned again, so...

@MellSayzHi 5 месяцев назад

'Not the face, I NEED THAT FOR RADIO' God bless you Lani

@abood8858 5 лет назад

I just realized the whole 'fluffles falling over a massive cliff and surviving' is a joke of the fact that cats always land of their feet xD

@helmutstein1178 5 лет назад

For fuck sake the authors arent writting they are playing 20D-chess

@benlee8225 4 года назад

and also 9 lives reference

@spindash64 4 года назад

Since Coffin collapsed early, I hope Don Fluffles is the real antagonist of the GGO arc

@danielknapp159 4 года назад

cats are confirmed to be able to survive falls from several stories up at least. So that checks out.

@TheFrozenKoroNeko 4 года назад

@@spindash64 i agree i also think they should use him for the death gun arc

@coreywalters5024 5 лет назад

“Ever notice this game has a real arson problem?” Well, you are speaking to the prime offender.

@dynamicworlds1 4 года назад

_Former_ prime offender

@Shft-T4b 4 года назад

The irony that he's saying that to the person who burned down Lis' Smithy.

@musicLover-tj6ry 4 года назад

And he threatened to burn down Lis' shop if he didn't get service after 30 sec

@JordanDragonAs 4 года назад

Asuna is the Offender everyone who is in a sorta relationship with Kirito had bad fortune

@Shft-T4b 4 года назад

@@JordanDragonAs Or were only threatened

@MapleSoldier69 Год назад

"Don't hit me mommy, you KNOW it gets me hard" Best subtitles I've ever heard in while

@2centswanted113 2 года назад

4:15 is the best joke of this episode and maybe top the entire series. So accurate to gamer talk and culture 🤣 and how butthurt we can get.

@SeanHiruki 2 года назад

The fact that I had to dig to find a comment talking about it is so sad.

@sixpathsecho Год назад

@@SeanHiruki RIGHT!?! IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE JOKE IN THIS EPISODE! AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT!?

@ALJ9000 Год назад

Riot shield comes to mind

@deadline6149 Год назад

Honestly, noone can make me change idea on the fact that his equipment was Modded the whole time even in the OG. Fking cheater.

@bennybyers1409 Год назад

YES this is literally my favourite quote in the entire series

@bootybangjr 4 года назад

Extremely late on the series, but heathcliff's voice actor seems to be a little on... the _perfect_ side

@-Fenixx- 3 года назад

Takahata single handedly made Cell in dbza. Also... N I C E.

@CodyGT46 3 года назад

I'm also behind on the times with these videos, but I swear that the roleplaying guy was Barrett in FF7A

@christopheralvarez1551 3 года назад

God damnit I can't unhear it anymore

@JaneDark94 3 года назад

@@-Fenixx- and alucard in hellsing abridged

@dingoonceagain6518 3 года назад

Sounds more like a fuck-mothering vampire to me

@marshmellow_melmel 7 лет назад

"Who the FUCK is ROSALIA!?" 😂😂😂😂😂 that had me dead 😂😂😂😂 Is it bad that the Kirito x Asuna ship in the abridged is cuter than the original 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@marshmellow_melmel 7 лет назад

energyzero77 exactly

@kevbirss7397 7 лет назад

+MelMelLovesRandomness you gave me clinical cancer

@marshmellow_melmel 7 лет назад

Kev Birss cool :)

@justineziemek9705 7 лет назад

MelMelLovesRandomness Rosalia is from the 4th episode (I think) when they where trying to get the flower

@kevbirss7397 7 лет назад

+Kev Birss how dare make light of my situation

@ZijnShayatanica 7 месяцев назад

2:13 HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT THIS WAS THE FIRST GIVEAWAY OF HEATHCLIFF'S TRUE IDENTITY?! Goddamn...

@vynniev9611 Год назад

Kirito being embarrassed about sex is the funniest fucking thing

@rockyblacksmith Год назад

Well, not a fucking thing yet at that point. Literally.

@stephenslage3263 5 лет назад

"She's dead now so cheer up." I love Asuna more everytime I watch this

@SoulKingBK 5 лет назад

I bet she’s amazing at funerals

@nicolasscheffer1101 5 лет назад

Asuna in this series are a 100% better than the original

@alonelybagel745 5 лет назад

@@nicolasscheffer1101 everyone in this series is better than the original

@shinji136 5 лет назад

Jay Blu Nope, it's great. Lul.

@indomingos5865 5 лет назад

@@alonelybagel745 I wish this would just replace the real anime

@metal3978 3 года назад

The only friends of Kirito are absolutely terrified of Ausuna.

@dbzawesome5783 3 года назад

She did burn down Liz’s shop and whatever the hell she did to Tiffany

@charlescourtwright2229 3 года назад

@@dbzawesome5783 general rascist behavior, or to put it better, a privileged white girl trying to be ghetto

@marlom7882 3 года назад

Charles Courtwright privileged Japanese girl

@Slashser 3 года назад

Except Balls, he doesn't seem to mind her that much

@thehunter929gaming3 3 года назад

Deity Saturn hear me out, same color skin for both typically, Also doesn’t matter anyways. I know that two races having the same color might be mind blowing for you but shocker, it do be like that sometimes.

@sir.mannington Год назад

The way Asuna just say "NOoooo" is perfect

@androsh9039 6 месяцев назад

I could listen to that delivery for ages.

@ohitsrusher842 Год назад

Tiffany saying he has a shortcut implies that they weren't just getting out of the room but running to a safe house or smt

@emely-qo5zy 3 года назад

Is no one gonna talk about Kirito saying “Give em Hell, Honey!” So far one of my favorite lines in the series.

@beccataylor1245 3 года назад

Perfect!

@beccataylor1245 3 года назад

@@bartudundar3193 When!?

@beccataylor1245 3 года назад

@@bartudundar3193 never mind i found it 13:22

@Microtardz 3 года назад

My favorite line has always been Asuna's sarcastic "No" when killing Kuradeel.

@kingnamor7777 3 года назад

Same here's. I would've said. "Knock them dead sweetie." Avatar style lol

@Kirbyterasu 8 лет назад

Kirito: "SUCK IT, ROSALIA!" Me: **FlaAash baAaAack** **Rosalia: "Enjoy it while... you can. This the deepest you'll ever be in a woman..."** Me: XD ROFLMAO

@thestressfulsupervisor6970 8 лет назад

wow

@SMegasM 8 лет назад

+Braden Hamilton (Kirbyterasu) Thank you kind sir, I forgot about that.

@hemdem0186 8 лет назад

XD perfect

@hunterthejokethegamerandst5567 8 лет назад

+Braden Hamilton (Kirbyterasu) what the hell

@sekumme7 8 лет назад

+Braden Hamilton (Kirbyterasu) that took me a min. to get.

@Daedalus9393 2 года назад

One of the main reasons this works when the cannon one does not is that here Kirito is an upjumped incel and Asuna is a closeted sociopath and they are drawn to each other because they are only ones they can be their authentic selves with

@juanpablorobayo3437 11 месяцев назад

My favorite aspect of SAO is that the bad guy was like “if you wanna escape, beat floor 100”. Which means escape was always possible and assumed to be a thing. So all these people killing other players were doing it with the full knowledge that the real world waited for them outside. Imagine this game ends, the police start reviewing the game logs. They’d know each and every time someone died outside of an arena, who killed them, and when. It’s so weird seeing players just go nuts and become edgelords. Like no worries man, keep doing that, I’m sure irl jail has wifi

@krankarvolund7771 11 месяцев назад

It's been seven months I think at that point, and they're only at half of the floors, and like the easy half. I'm pretty sure a lot of players have just given up on escaping ^^'

@JamesDOneBadMammajamma 4 года назад

"Two of the greatest competitors to ever grace the elegant art of stabbing the shit out of each other!" I need to buy the writing team multiple beers.

@ausreir 4 года назад

Admitted, this does feel like a 6 drink minimum type of material.

@wickerboi9319 4 года назад

Definitely. Writing effort to the max.

@MyPisceanNature 3 года назад

That is what the Kirito is Always Right Foundation is for! Donate to KARF today!

@xironheadx-4590 3 года назад

I wanna have a drinking party with those writers and my friends just to see what stupid fucking ideas we can make. I love the writers

@kylerivera3470 3 года назад

I still prefer "Yolko, is there any reason Grimlock would want to make sweet, sweet love to your friend's chest with the business end of a broadsword?"

@undisputed8301 7 лет назад

"YAAASSS SUCK IT ROSALIA" "I love you too Kiri-WAIT WHAT!? WHO'S ROSALIA?" "NO NO WAIT ASUNA I CAN EXPLA-"

@mythical_eevee6883 6 лет назад

XD FAV PART

@gerardootero1149 6 лет назад

Chapter 16.5, everybody!

@rakkusu7241 6 лет назад

i know this, i see you are a man of culture as well. Good fcking chapter verry good

@shibasisghosh4146 6 лет назад

i... don't get it.

@user-pb3ul4kc2i 6 лет назад

Shibasis Ghosh Rosalia headhead bich said he'd never have sex with a girl n now that he did he said suck it Rosalia to prove that he'd had sex

@Galaxyman1233 Год назад

"I know a shortcut." proceeds to jump out the window. Ah amazing.

@notbraindeadyet9269 2 года назад

I just like how the show gets serious and then they show us an amazing ad for Tiffany's

@quackmcduck6646 7 лет назад

So...Heathcliff is alucard...and alucard is cell, who exactly is this man who has become a beacon of glorious comedy

@garothegoldenknight498 7 лет назад

Takahata101

@CrownofMischief 7 лет назад

and is Godfree Ginyu?

@s0shu342 7 лет назад

Dylan Titus I'm pretty sure takahata101

@Hats-On-Tv 7 лет назад

takahata101

@angelartiyalvt9574 7 лет назад

LukeTheCrusher his full name is Sir Takahata Von Sexy-vocals the 101st.

@angelofsarcasm4924 8 лет назад

15:15 Kirito: "SUCK IT ROSALIA!!!" Meanwhile in the real world..... Suguha: "Mommy look, I think Kazuto is waking up, something's moving under his blanket!"

@2knives1cook 8 лет назад

lmao

@hde1163 8 лет назад

"Let's see what it is!"

@YamatoSFX 8 лет назад

+Angel of Sarcasm Funny enough, there's a deleted scene we could tell you about... :D

@JaMaAuWright 8 лет назад

+YamatoSFX Well don't just tease us man!

@french_2049 8 лет назад

+YamatoSFX what about a deleted scene eh

@kakroom3407 Год назад

3:25 Did this scene really have no solo Asuna perspectives? She's 1/3 of the conversation

@venusstar2963 2 года назад

I find it really insulting that Heathcliff called Kirito a noob, even though he cheated to win.

@WolfGeek64 7 лет назад

When Asuna and kirito have more character and chemistry than in the original show

@SanvelloSerapiega 7 лет назад

Puppet Master mysognistic alchemy not chemistry

@dbfan199 7 лет назад

But Alchemy IS A FORM OF CHEMISTRY *is shot for ruining a joke*

@KCH732 7 лет назад

DBfan Mysognistic alchemy is a reference to this episode. No one ruined the joke.

@dbfan199 7 лет назад

You do realize why I said that correct They said "misoginistc alchemy not chemistry" While they meant romantic chemistry and obviously misoginistc alchemy I'm specifically saying they are the same thing thus playing on the fact that alchemy at its core Is a form a chemistry and thus By taking a joke litterally I am ruining it

@KCH732 7 лет назад

Ah, I see. My bad.

@SwizzlyBubbles 4 года назад

“Maybe I wanna almost die once in awhile, huh? Make YOU cry!” And she actually ended up getting what she wanted in the end. In the Season Finale no less. Aces to you, SomethingWitty.

@jacencade4019 4 года назад

Yes that was the finale Alo never happened.

@jabrishi_j1 4 года назад

Spoiler u idiot

@Thelifeofbudder 4 года назад

*season* finale as in alfeim is a new season, the 2nd

@michaelrhett4958 4 года назад

@@jacencade4019 I wish. If only that were the case. I hate Sugo

@ruty6099 4 года назад

@@jabrishi_j1 since this is the abridge version we assume you already watched the original so its not a spoiler if it does spoil it for you than thats your fault from 1 reading the comments and 2 not watching the original

@katamas832 2 года назад

4:41 God, that voice is exactly DBZA Cell, never realized Heathcliff was voiced by the same person in SAOA as Cell in DBZA, but I recognize that voice anywhere

@thecoolaxolotlnova8523 2 года назад

"I know a shortcut" is possibly my favorite line in this entire series

@Akehiko_Urabaya 8 лет назад

We should write a petition for these to be the actual english dub episodes.

@ComeBackMr.Harper 8 лет назад

👌💯

@ftlcaptain1441 8 лет назад

Heck yea

@lockdown8226 8 лет назад

I would be o.k with that

@thehoneysystem 8 лет назад

Same

@CNMashin 8 лет назад

YES!

@MrFlip2247 8 лет назад

This somehow has a better story than the actual anime.

@demigracia7848 7 лет назад

It sooooooo is

@savannahandersen2138 7 лет назад

+TheSuperEmeralds true 😂

@itsjustthatonegirl5871 7 лет назад

Preach.

@zyronltz7494 7 лет назад

The anime focus on plot and romance and shit. This however focus about 95% onto comedy.

@savannahandersen2138 7 лет назад

+HillBillyKidGAMING shhhh the adults are talking, go home little boy.

@njames69 2 года назад

Heathcliff’s unlanded movie reference at 2:20 is a telltale sign that he is Kayaba, throw back to episode 1 where both of his movie references where too dated for the audience as he is a full grown adult and most of them are young.